MISSING SANTA’S ELF
4’ 3” 95lbs approximately 187 years old
Last seen wearing a green suit with white fringe while
entering Billy’s Topless around 3 AM on November 12th, 1996
12:58pm
Listener Bop Monroe:
greetings from under the snow in Tannersville.
i'm not so sure it's a radio thing....
We're no Angels playing 2nite on your television set
1:19pm
phat:
Hip Christmas music is the goddamn best. I need to start looking for 7 inches now. I wouldn't be surprised if there are some real weirdo gems to be found here on the great plains.
1:19pm
King Bozo VII:
Does anyone know what that Italian guy who hates Christmas is from?
@David in London: never had campale, but shoot me a pint ! . I'll definitely be joining the ranks of the increased alcohol consumption of the masses, to stay off the holidays blues.
@Michael: I am honored to be mentioned with such distinguished company! Is Bob Marley not eligible for a Radio Oscar nomination because all nominees must be alive when they give their performances?
Recipe for your Fool’s Paradise holiday cocktail for 2020 (name to be revealed by Rex -- keep listening!):
Ingredients:
2 oz blended Scotch
½ oz Lazzaroni Amaretto
¼ oz Cynar
¼ oz orange juice
Dash of Bitter Truth Jerry Thomas’ Own Decanter Bitters
2-4 raspberries
How To: Muddle one raspberry in the shaker; add ice, and liquids, then shake well and double strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish: 1-3 raspberries in the glass.
@RevComX, that's an interesting suggestion. It just might work! How about you make the drink without it, and then try a drop of Jaegermeister and see if it's good.
"Where can they get this crap and why should they?"
Good one Rex; that's the best question ever asked to start off an interview!
1:45pm
kpx:
@David iL: redo. I'll definitely be joining the masses that will be staying off the holidays blues. so shoot me a pint!. Tis the season for increase alcohol consumption!, tralalalala la la la la.
Rex, it made them sound perky and youthful, if not entirely legal to drink. You may have to answer to the FCC and the New York State Liquor Control Board.
1:55pm
Choggie:
Greetin's from Texas schlocksters!
2:00pm
The Brez:
Hooo, just tuned in (due to circumstances far beyond my control!) and, O, the Xmas cheer is certainly flowing. Thanks Rex and our Radio Bartenders, K&J! Now I guess I'll have to do some celebratory day-drinking....
I just watched “Christmas Evil” for the first time last week, due to it being John Waters’ favorite Christmas movie. I wasn’t prepared for what a magical ending it would have. Very memorable
Rex, season MAMMA!! Greetings! to you and all the lunkheads out there from across the river from North Arlington VFW, love my Saturdays , Chino & his African percussion , great stuff. MAMMA!!
I'm always asked to fix the way I talk at Christmas....
2:32pm
David in London:
Handy, well, with Lockdown 3.0 suddenly setting in from tomorrow and torrential downpours which made the monsoon season look like a day on Bondi Beach, it’s not exactly been a day to write home about. However, I have Fool’s Paradise and a mug of mulled wine, so spirits remain tolerably decent.
I hadn't heard about the new lockdown, David. But a hot mulled debrowifying is tonic for many conditions. I'm sitting by the dog by treelight and doing some book shopping so hardly taking advantage of the day. But I got ten more pounds of seed out there for the fat sparrows of Greenpoint. Alas, their rapaciousness knows no satiety!
2:38pm
kpx:
David iL: toss one across the pond at me, Pl-e-a-s-e!
The department store bells in the Pesci/Vincent song are code for certain employees to call the switch board. My code at JC Penny was 2-7, which meant I had to listen the longest.
2:39pm
Choggie:
San Fran and NYC, please don't elect fascist mayors anymore...It's a bad look.
Merry Christmas all! Happy Hanukah! Peace on Earth! Drink up and party because you know the New Year is coming and you will need to heed to your resolutions!
Thanks for tuning in! Thanks to Ruth back at WFMU Master Control for beaming us out into space! And thanks to Jon and Karen from Grade "A" Fancy Magazine! And thanks to Tiffy too! Here's to more nog in your egg...