WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from July 10, 2022

Listener comments!
	8:36pm Tammy: <holds up sign> It's time to give the drama some... get ready to meet a real big beach, tonight on Cha Cha Heels!
	8:54pm solo mon: Ok well I can already tell Tammy is feeling her oats tonight.
	8:57pm spodiodi: heelo, solo, arb and co!
	8:58pm solo mon: xoxo spodio!
	8:58pm spodiodi: that bikini looks HOT!!!
	8:59pm solo mon: nude illusion hirsute bathing suit
	9:00pm chresti: I'm making a center piece for the brunch table with gherkins and merkins
	9:00pm arb: Hello Spodi!
	9:00pm spodiodi: bathing suit*
	9:01pm arb: Hi Chresti!
	9:01pm solo mon: heel yeah its chresti, pass that merkin!
	9:01pm spodiodi: hi Tammy! hi chresti! \\// hi everyone!
	9:01pm Listener Gregory: Good evening, everyone! (Good morning to you nutty West Coasters.)
	9:01pm chresti: Hi solo mon and arb and cha chas!
	9:01pm Greg Arden: Hello!!
	9:01pm Aitch: Hark? The sound of heels clacking?
	9:02pm Little Danny: This already rules <3 <3
	9:02pm solo mon: what is that word…. a dingleberry!
	9:02pm spodiodi: i missed you at UM's fill-in, arb!
	9:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> CHA CHA-PPLAUSE!
	9:02pm Little Danny: Hi solo, arb, all!!!
	9:02pm chresti: Hi spodi!
	9:02pm solo mon: Aitch!
	9:02pm arb: hi greg!!
	9:02pm Greg Arden (hooker): Cha Cha Heels!!
	9:02pm solo mon: Greg!
	9:02pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hi Arb!!
	9:03pm arb: Sorry about that :( I missed you too spodiodi
	9:03pm solo mon: Lil’ Danny!
	9:03pm arb: Hello Aitch!
	9:03pm Ridonkulous: Heehaw, y'all! Missed you.
	9:03pm Listener Gregory: FYI: Every time someone says something nice to Greg Arden, I pretend it's to me.
	9:03pm spodiodi: hi Greg Arden and Little Danny!
	9:03pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hey Solo I’m behind you…listening.
	9:03pm arb: Hello L Gregory!
	9:03pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Make sure and put on plenty of scum screen.
	9:04pm arb: Hi Little Danny!
	9:04pm spodiodi: and LG and Ridonkulous! and i'll shut up npw
	9:04pm arb: Hello Tammy!!
	9:04pm solo mon: Ridonk so good to see you!!!!
	9:04pm arb: Hi ridonkulous, been missing you too!
	9:04pm Greg Arden (hooker): Listener Gregory you’re a damn fine citizen of Cha Cha Hills and a real peach if I’m to believe the pamphlets.
	9:05pm Ridonkulous: You too, solo! Shake a hoof!
	9:05pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hi Spodiodi!!
	9:05pm Ridonkulous: Hi arb!
	9:05pm solo mon: Listener Gregory! I am talking about you most of the time, when complimenting greg
	9:06pm Mxter Baba: um, actually I have to leave early because I'm going to an actual beach. HI!!!!
	9:06pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hey Chresti wartcha merkin’?
	9:06pm arb: Hi Mxter Baba Beach Bum!
	9:06pm Tammy: <holds sign towards spodi> Thanks for noticing the cue card technician
	9:06pm Mxter Baba: gherkins and merkins! OLO! chrestikins!
	9:07pm solo mon: Mxter Baba - helooooooo!
	9:07pm Ridonkulous: In California everyone wears bikinis, all the time. Even people who work in nuclear power plants.
	9:08pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Did someone say Pickles?
	9:08pm Greg Arden (hooker): Mxter Baba!
	9:08pm solo mon: bikini w a hard hat
	9:08pm Mxter Baba: I gotta say the fake chests craze is reaching a screeching peak these days!
	9:08pm solo mon: Merkinikat!
	9:09pm Mxter Baba: PICKLES! Hi, BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter!!
	9:09pm Greg Arden (hooker): I was an avid krimper in the nineties.
	9:09pm Listener Gregory: Everyone I know who wears a merkini also shaves all their body hair. This makes perfect sense.
	9:10pm Little Danny: loved the "bikini beach" song!
	9:10pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hiya Mxter Baba!
	9:10pm Ridonkulous: Hi BikiniKat! And Kiki G. too!
	9:10pm solo mon: faux chest is best
	9:11pm Mxter Baba: hi, solo arb and Greg and Ridonkulous and Tammy and spodiodiodio and LG and Aitch and LD and any lurkers (we REALLY like lurkers on Cha Cha Heels)
	9:11pm Ridonkulous: You know those days when your merkini is in retrograde?
	9:11pm Little Danny: i always ask for the sweepings when i get my hair cut sky's the limit on possibilities
	9:11pm solo mon: and Kiki G!
	9:11pm Greg Arden (so honey): Wasn’t Korny sad?
	9:12pm chresti: Hi Greg! Merkin magic! Mx Babakins!
	9:12pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hi Ridonkulo!
	9:12pm solo mon: hmm is tammy fucking with him?
	9:12pm Mxter Baba: I witnessed a drag king in a full-body lycra unitard of a "naked man body." I'll never be the same.
	9:12pm Andres: Hi, arb + solo mon + Heels! I am having my doubts about the breathability and moisture wicking quality of the merkini.
	9:12pm solo mon: Andres! Welcome to Cha Cha Beach
	9:13pm Little Danny: 'what the fuck tammy' would look good on a shirt
	9:13pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hi y'all! Let's roll up on this party and dance!
	9:13pm arb: Hi Andres!
	9:13pm Ridonkulous: Andres: that's why the sports wickini was invented.
	9:13pm Mxter Baba: Andres: we need to fit you with a Microfiber Merkin™
	9:13pm Greg Arden (so honey): Tammy you sure get a lot of chances….
	9:14pm chresti: Moisture wicking is very important
	9:14pm Little Danny: hahaha
	9:14pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: can you reverse engineer a pair of helium heels....
	9:14pm Little Danny: i love assertive korny
	9:14pm Tammy: <holds up a sign> I KNOW WHAT A VIBE IS
	9:15pm Listener Gregory: The budget merkinis have to be trimmed every month, or they get out of control.
	9:15pm Greg Arden (Benny’s hill): A glory hole is like a hotdog eating contest but make it fashion.
	9:15pm arb: Hi BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter!
	9:15pm Tammy: <passes out lighted candle salads for everyone>
	9:15pm Ridonkulous: The living Merkini!
	9:15pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: we are not old enough for this show....MOM!!!
	9:16pm solo mon: Chia merkini realness
	9:16pm Listener Gregory: I hope this song is wrong, because I was kind of counting on making up for lost time after dying.
	9:16pm chresti: Do air plants make good merkins?
	9:16pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: hi arb!
	9:16pm Ridonkulous: This the second time I hear M. and the MS. The first time was also here. I'm happy.
	9:16pm Tammy: <holds up sign> YOUR MOM LISTENS TO CHA CHA HEELS
	9:16pm arb: LOL LG
	9:17pm Little Danny: @chresti: i'm no expert but i'm gonna say hell yeah
	9:17pm Greg Arden (I live!): Airplants nature’s merkin.
	9:17pm Mxter Baba: at least air plants are flared?
	9:17pm Ridonkulous: Gregory: It means no commitment.
	9:17pm solo mon: Theres olo pops in a cooler over there
	9:18pm Ridonkulous: Airkins™
	9:18pm Little Danny: lolol greg
	9:18pm Listener Gregory: "Death cancels all appointments." Believe me, I am counting on that one too.
	9:18pm Andres: Death dedication is killing hot merkini summer vibe. Get DJ Saulie B in here STAT!
	9:18pm solo mon: Flared air pants to match your helium heels.
	9:19pm Ridonkulous: Loli & The Chones! Double Happy!
	9:19pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Yeah our Mom doesn't like people so she listens to the raidio.
	9:19pm solo mon: Korny the vibe killer
	9:19pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: why are we doing so much math to watch this showwwww......MOM!!!!
	9:20pm Greg Arden (narc): Can you smoke an airplant? Smokey merkin zone.
	9:20pm Greg Arden (no requests): Deadication.
	9:20pm Ridonkulous: I've no idea what a Brazilian merkini wax is. Maybe someone can explain.
	9:21pm Listener Gregory: Warning label: Fully remove merkini before smoking it.
	9:21pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Submit your dedications here.
	9:21pm Andres: Korn stool sales explode at harvest time. Fresh is best.
	9:22pm Greg Arden (no requests): Usually Ridonk. The merkin goes in the front over the potatoes. A Brazilian merkin covers the underneath and might peak out the low back cheeks cleavage.
	9:22pm solo mon: I don’t remember eating any corn stool
	9:23pm Aitch: Snug in my new Merkini
	9:23pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: well Flared nostrils and hot party balloons we just learned sumthin....
	9:23pm Ridonkulous: Greg: this is very technical.
	9:24pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Don't stuff your merkini.
	9:24pm Listener Gregory: @Aitch, you win!
	9:24pm Greg Arden (Sweet and sticky): Cha Cha Heels more educational than a hundred teachers and five hundred years of printed history.
	9:24pm solo mon: Aitch! lookin good!
	9:25pm arb: cha cha scholars know which gif is coming up next
	9:25pm Ridonkulous: Why are the piggies at the end of the dogd?
	9:25pm Greg Arden (Sweet and sticky): Ridonkulous, when it’s open toe season you really want to get technical with your underneath.
	9:26pm Little Danny: it's gonna be s****p-related can't wait!
	9:26pm Andres: . WikiFeet is so 2019. WikiToes is now.
	9:27pm Greg Arden (foosting myself): In the nineties I was an avid flip flopper.
	9:27pm Tammy: <holds up sign> MY EYES ARE DOWN THERE
	9:27pm Little Danny: omg i had never heard shrimper before 🦐🦐🦐
	9:28pm solo mon: You have to wear at least 10 pieces of flair when you work at TGI cha chas
	9:29pm Ridonkulous: This is prawnographic.
	9:29pm solo mon: Olo ridonk
	9:29pm Greg Arden (foosting myself): Little pig little pig let me in.
	9:30pm solo mon: this song is 🏆
	9:30pm Listener Gregory: For those among us who are interested both in toes and free jazz/electronica, there is this video (mentioned by Jeff Golick this morning): screwgunrecords.com...
	9:30pm Andres: Just ™️’ d ŠRMPR.
	9:30pm solo mon: toe jam or at the beach under tow jam
	9:31pm solo mon: olo andres
	9:31pm Little Danny: oh man forgot about this gif
	9:31pm Greg Arden (cheap bird): I loved that bass. Perfect for shrimptafuckating.
	9:32pm solo mon: shrimpjectivication is real
	9:33pm solo mon: Did anyone in chat room write a dedication letter to korny.
	9:33pm Greg Arden (little piggy): I never made it all the way home. This older piggy picked me up in his VW bug and there weren’t any handles on the inside. Ended up kicking the window out and flying out the window to safety.
	9:35pm solo mon: I thought everyone wanted to talk to an old queen about fashion
	9:37pm solo mon: Vaginal Creme Davis is my Shrimp Queen
	9:37pm Listener Gregory: Sexing a porpoise is a delicate operation, believe me.
	9:38pm Listener Gregory: I'm talking about determining its sex, obviously.
	9:38pm solo mon: Bro Derek
	9:39pm solo mon: I wanna say something on porpoise about a bro hole.
	9:39pm Ridonkulous: Toxikini, for those men who need that extra something.
	9:39pm chresti: Blo Derek
	9:40pm Little Danny: kinda mad i wasnt asked to play the part of bro derek >_<
	9:40pm spodiodi: Bro Derek meets Studley Moore olo
	9:40pm Greg Arden (old queen): B.O. Derek
	9:40pm Listener Gregory: My local beach was closed for 25 total days last summer due to toxic masculinity spills.
	9:40pm solo mon: Toxic shockini
	9:40pm Aitch: Is trying to weave my merkini into cornrows cultural appropriation?
	9:40pm solo mon: Toxic masculinity spills are nature’s tire fires
	9:41pm solo mon: olo aitch, maybe?
	9:41pm Greg Arden (pill head): Is this where I request my medication Tammy?
	9:41pm solo mon: little danny OLO next time
	9:41pm Listener Gregory: @Aitch, for the love of God, don't weave it into a sombrero.
	9:42pm Aitch: wait 'til you see the grillz
	9:42pm Tammy: <holds sign towards greg> You don't have any medication
	9:43pm Little Danny: gotta say tammy is nailing it with the music
	9:43pm solo mon: deadication beach party a vibe or no?
	9:43pm chresti: A large waxed mustache merkin is a real head turner
	9:44pm Ridonkulous: In the fall, I'll switch to a turkini. Actually a tofurkini.
	9:45pm solo mon: olo chesti and ridonk
	9:45pm Little Danny: this song rules
	9:48pm Greg Arden (cooter souper): Din din.
	9:48pm spodiodi: 🥣👠
	9:49pm Listener Gregory: I knew a guy in college who could eat his own turtle. But that might be a different story.
	9:49pm Greg Arden (alligator): Clack clack.
	9:49pm Tammy: <holds up sign> anyone need a tissue?
	9:50pm Andres: Why Korny making us cry?
	9:51pm Ridonkulous: These two gifs are making me dizzy.
	9:51pm solo mon: Cha Cha Heels is now a full spectrum dramedy.
	9:51pm Greg Arden (alligator): Listener G. OLO
	9:52pm Listener Gregory: Cue "Song of the Mock Turtle."
	9:52pm solo mon: also olo pops for spodi, LG and greg a
	9:53pm solo mon: Ive been saving a few olo pops for you ridonk!
	9:53pm Andres: Where on Odorama card is tears?
	9:53pm Greg Arden (faget audience): Is it the correct thing to do Korny think it through again.
	9:53pm Listener Gregory: If you have a turtle codpiece, you are half-way to a beautiful seafood chowder.
	9:53pm chresti: my little brother had a bunch of pet turtles and named each one variations of the name John, He put them in an irrigation ditch to swim, they got washed away instantly.
	9:53pm solo mon: what do tears smell like???
	9:54pm Ridonkulous: Gregory: you need a bit of shrimp, too.
	9:54pm chresti: salty
	9:54pm solo mon: I cry into my turtlebowl and then use the soup for odorama cards
	9:55pm Andres: Smells like pet turtles in an irrigation ditch. 😢
	9:55pm Greg Arden (crybaby): They smell like game shows.
	9:56pm solo mon: olo andres and greg
	9:56pm arb: staying out of drainage ditches was the number one after school special where i grew up
	9:56pm Listener Gregory: @Ridonk, ha! Very true.
	9:56pm solo mon: Has anyone here tried deep fried coke?
	9:57pm Greg Arden (diarrhea butt fashion): Why did you not adopt meeeee?
	9:58pm solo mon: I wonder if this is the same dock where that guy got footsted by Toenetta earlier?
	9:58pm Ridonkulous: I heard it called deep fried co-cola.
	9:59pm Greg Arden (Vitamin C-Word): Beaches are really not the preferred foosting environment.
	10:00pm Ridonkulous: I keep hearing "under the ducks". I have no reason to hear otherwise.
	10:00pm Andres: Sand gets everywhere.
	10:01pm Little Danny: korny actually sounds a little surprised by meeting these two dockers
	10:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> A wizard sleeve is NOT fashion
	10:02pm Listener Gregory: Don't mention "pylon" if you don't want to get tackled.
	10:02pm Richy4619: anybody seen my turtle?
	10:02pm solo mon: welcome richy!
	10:03pm arb: Hi Richy!
	10:04pm Ridonkulous: OMG! Korny! What happened!
	10:04pm solo mon: All the turtles in Cha Cha Hills have disappeared!
	10:04pm StringOFperils: I thought that was gonna be a hairy-back bush turtle.
	10:04pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: We need to cut some bikini straps around here....watch out here we come!
	10:04pm solo mon: Docking dock drama!
	10:04pm Listener Gregory: When will I learn NOT to look up the vocabulary I hear on this show on the Urban Dictionary? When???
	10:05pm arb: hallo stringy!
	10:05pm solo mon: Stringy! Heel yeah!
	10:05pm StringOFperils: Hi arb and solo mon!
	10:06pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: break it up sister, we just snuck out of the house while our MOM listens to Cha Cha heels, she's drooling....eughhhhh
	10:06pm solo mon: hickory dickory dock LG! Its the school of hard knocks
	10:07pm Greg Arden (drape shaver): Hey StringOPerils!
	10:07pm solo mon: straps off time!
	10:07pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: yeah yeah we got our roller skates on headed to the beach to surf on our hockey sticks!
	10:08pm solo mon: H. E. Double Hockey Styx
	10:08pm WR: BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter! Hi hi!
	10:08pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: hocky puck merkins for tough cookies
	10:09pm WR: ARB! solo!
	10:09pm solo mon: WR!
	10:09pm arb: Hi WR!
	10:09pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: HOLA WR
	10:09pm Greg Arden (vibe hunting): Life schooling.
	10:10pm solo mon: olo bikinikat
	10:10pm Greg Arden (hairy regret): Hi WR!
	10:10pm WR: @9:53 @chresti: all washed away instantly, sad, sounds like one of my adventures.
	10:11pm solo mon: I went to describing school and I cant find a job
	10:11pm Tammy: <holds up sign> REVERSE MERKINI
	10:11pm Ridonkulous: It was a were-merkini! AYIEEE!
	10:11pm WR: Greg! Hi!
	10:11pm Andres: Who hasn’t had a hairy regret.
	10:12pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: we give passerbys the hairy eyeballs for a dollar.
	10:12pm Ridonkulous: There you go. Merkini in retrograde again.
	10:13pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Hairy Regrets are NOT an endangered species!
	10:13pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Oh no Merkini in retrogradeagain... last time I couldnt unglogg my bathtub driain for all the hairy regrets that got stuck in it....
	10:13pm solo mon: Olo pops for ridonk and bikinikat and kiki and andres
	10:14pm chresti: WR, we lived in an orange orchard then, he was about 4
	10:15pm Tammy: <holds up sign> REVERSE MERKINI
	10:16pm Richy4619: Flipper!!
	10:16pm WR: working on m memoir, going to call it The Merkin Papers. Nothing is revealed.
	10:16pm Ridonkulous: BikiniKat, I read on Internet that you can wax the regrets out of the drain. It's very quick.
	10:17pm solo mon: this flipper song is another 🏆
	10:17pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: We hide from the thought police under the docks, smoking beavers and telling stinky stories to the crabs and turtles that try to enter our zone....MOM!!!
	10:17pm Listener Gregory: @WR, this is better than your first plan to call it the Gherkin Papers.
	10:17pm solo mon: paper merkins!
	10:18pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: wax or wane the hairy regrets in retrograde as we howl into the hairy drain of our regrets aroooooo meow spitch
	10:18pm solo mon: OLO bk and kk
	10:19pm chresti: coffee filters make good paper merkins
	10:19pm Aitch: Before or after use @chresti?
	10:19pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: just asking Ridonkulus....if that's your real name...
	10:19pm Tammy: <holds up sign> No falsies in your paper merkins!
	10:20pm Aitch: HRPuff gif makes me want to break out my magic flute
	10:20pm solo mon: aitch i was thinking “during”
	10:20pm Ridonkulous: You can candle the drain, too. That's very olde fashioned.
	10:21pm Aitch: could be quite a treat solo
	10:21pm Listener Gregory: @Aitch, just wait til it docks.
	10:21pm chresti: either
	10:22pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: happy birthday drain
	10:22pm solo mon: Some people would pay extra for that kinda coffee.
	10:22pm Little Danny: Bongwater’s was my introduction to this song 🐬🐬🐬
	10:22pm Andres: This Bongwater is so lovely!
	10:23pm solo mon: Single source docking is more ethical and helps saves dolphin lives
	10:23pm arb: mine too LD :)
	10:23pm solo mon: Circling the drain, in cha cha heels.
	10:23pm Andres: LD, other notable versions?
	10:25pm Aitch: You can do great fly's-eyes with a reverse merkini
	10:25pm Richy4619: forever dolphin love
	10:25pm solo mon: reserved merkini
	10:26pm solo mon: oh richy i actually love that song too
	10:26pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: We met a carney on the boardwalk who had a full length merkin under his top hat, he tried to get us to look through his curtains but we stepped on his pickle and stole the show. The we spent it on cotton candy.
	10:27pm Richy4619: always and forever, solo
	10:27pm solo mon: 🐬👼
	10:27pm Little Danny: just the monkees' original andres! i'm sure there have been lots tho
	10:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening, skinny dippers! 💦
	10:29pm solo mon: The original unreleased demo of porpoise song - performed by Carole Kane is so good too
	10:30pm solo mon: Hi Ken from HP!
	10:30pm Listener Gregory: Does anyone know of a website that says how to get different kinds of stains out of a merkini? Just, you know, wondering.
	10:30pm arb: Hi Ken!
	10:30pm Feldy: Merkin the Magician.
	10:30pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: hey this water is warm...
	10:31pm Feldy: Hey guyzzz
	10:31pm arb: I wish there was a Carol Kane version
	10:31pm spodiodi: hey Feldy!
	10:31pm arb: Feldy!!
	10:31pm solo mon: Felders!
	10:32pm spodiodi: can't stop looking at that Purple Merkins gif ololo
	10:32pm solo mon: www.canigetthisoutofmymerkin.com
	10:33pm solo mon: worm water
	10:33pm solo mon: have an olo pop feldy! they are dolphin safe
	10:34pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: "i'm an open pamphlet" yes......it's important to feel vulnerable when you are wearing a merkin, express yourself freely and hairily
	10:34pm Feldy: I want a Rolo on my olo
	10:35pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hey we are getting chased off the dock! Run kitties run!
	10:35pm solo mon: I too have been read by everyone. This library is open.
	10:35pm Feldy: Bleached tips on my merkin
	10:35pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: merkins save yourself!
	10:36pm solo mon: I like pamphlets because pamphlets are free.
	10:36pm Ridonkulous: BK&KG: Stare those ducks in the eyes. That'll cow them.
	10:36pm arb: keeping tabs for our diets
	10:36pm Listener Gregory: Thx, @solo.
	10:37pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: these darn seagulls with hair clipper eyes....do they love us or are they just trying to trim us down to size....MOM!
	10:37pm solo mon: dont run under the docking dock (unless you like hairy regrets)
	10:37pm Ridonkulous: George Seagull was one funny actor.
	10:38pm solo mon: LOL carol king goddam autocorrect
	10:38pm solo mon: The madeline kahn version of the porpoise song however
	10:39pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Ridonkulous the porpoise is to whale the shiny crest of the hocky stick....hang ten brother hang those piggies over the edge
	10:39pm Feldy: Cha Cha Chad
	10:39pm Listener Gregory: To be honest, when I see naked people on the beach, I often urge them to put on a merkini. I mean, think of the children!
	10:40pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Mom!!!!!
	10:41pm solo mon: merkinis save the fabric of society and decency really
	10:41pm Ridonkulous: This gif makes me think of, I don't know, poetry? Sunsets?
	10:43pm Tammy: <holds up sign> You can't dock with tetes
	10:44pm Listener Gregory: @Tammy, I don't want to get too explicit here, but if you have three chins the way I do, you can make a good try at it.
	10:44pm Aitch: I've made a new cocktail for the season I like to call the Merktini. Very dry and has a certain tang
	10:44pm solo mon: A Roman Holiday Buffet? w. a vomitorium?
	10:45pm Andres: smorgasbord > buffet
	10:45pm Ridonkulous: It starts with worm water.
	10:45pm solo mon: OLo LG aitch ridonk
	10:46pm WR: Strip and DJ, one does not preclude the other!
	10:46pm Feldy: You can strip AND DJ at the same time
	10:47pm solo mon: all the djs on drummer stream are required to multitask
	10:47pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: the buzz caught us by wizard sleeves at the smorgasbord....MOM!!!!
	10:48pm solo mon: olo bk and kk!
	10:49pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: or are they chippendale dancers dressed as cops? in blue and white merkins! SKy party of possipubities!
	10:49pm solo mon: ridonk, worm water has protien and is also usually warm.
	10:49pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: halo solo mon!
	10:50pm solo mon: i dont wanna see no badge.
	10:51pm Listener Gregory: Is a reverse merkini one you wear on your head? If so, I've tried it, and it didn't do much for me. People just kept asking if I'd trimmed my beard.
	10:52pm chresti: good advice
	10:52pm solo mon: i wonder if kornys other pursonalities wrote him these letters?
	10:53pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: the boppers lost their badges in their back crack of the patrol car y'all
	10:53pm Feldy: Down with the Cha Cha papal patriarchy
	10:54pm Tammy: <holds up sign> My name's not Phyllis.
	10:54pm Greg Arden (pope on a rope): Flipper is trippin’.
	10:55pm Tammy: <holds up sign towards Korny> REVEAL, REVEAL!!
	10:56pm arb: hell yeah we do!
	10:56pm Listener Gregory: Put it on (reverse merkini)!! Put it ALL on!
	10:56pm solo mon: blow my mind korny
	10:56pm Greg Arden (revealing): Lifting my skirt up over my hose.
	10:57pm Little Danny: just noticed the casey jane gif <3<3<3
	10:57pm solo mon: reverse the supreme court!
	10:57pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: reverse our wedgies!
	10:58pm solo mon: Reverse wedge salad
	10:58pm Listener Gregory: I'm reversing the charges to Korny.
	10:59pm Greg Arden (self lover): Loving me is easy because I’m dutiful.
	10:59pm solo mon: fin mail from a doll
	10:59pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: reverse wizard sleeves
	11:00pm Greg Arden (*69): Dialing for Korny’s cobbers.
	11:00pm solo mon: You can hide a whole floor buffer inside a reverse wizards sleeve
	11:01pm Tammy: <holds up sign> THE DOLPHIN STOLE KORNY
	11:01pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: solo mon! we are peeing our pants
	11:01pm Greg Arden (sleevey): My sleeve now has a porpoise.
	11:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> It happened during the song break.
	11:02pm Feldy: Cha Cha Slide… reverse!
	11:02pm WR: return to the sea. return
	11:02pm chresti: love the "cool down" sounds
	11:02pm Listener Gregory: Wait! Will we never learn what the reverse merkini is? Will Korny go to the fabled underwater city of Atlanta? Oooooh
	11:02pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: feel the magic...but in reverse, where you get that prickly feeling you just shaved for your merkin
	11:02pm arb: did the dolphin send korny the tabs letter?
	11:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> BUT. I have a revers emerkini on and I will show you my reverse merkini tammydance.
	11:03pm Listener Gregory: Excellent show, @solo, @arb, and everyone else responsible! A lot of thought went into it... filthy thought, of course, but nonetheless, thoughtful.
	11:03pm Tammy: <holds up sign while dancing> Korny took too many tabs, and rode a dolphin to pet heaven. and i show you my tammydance.
	11:04pm arb: with thoughts its quantity over quality
	11:04pm Greg Arden (filthy): Thanks LG!!
	11:04pm Tammy: <holds up sign while dancing> APPLAUSE 4 TAMMY
	11:04pm arb: Listener Gregory, thanks!! <3<3<3
	11:04pm Listener Gregory: I'm praying that the dolphin took Korny to a wonderful farm upstate, where he will play and dock with all the others of his kind.
	11:05pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: TY you claws out climbing up a tree to you. Great show!xoxo
	11:05pm arb: thanks BK&KG
	11:05pm solo mon: dolphin docking is a frottage industry
	11:05pm Greg Arden (starfish hunter): Tammy applauding!!
	11:05pm WR: Cha Cha Players at La Playa. Thank you thank you. Thank you.
	11:05pm solo mon: xoxoxo bk and kg!
	11:06pm arb: XO WR
	11:06pm solo mon: xoxoxo wr!
	11:06pm Feldy: Is that what Levis Dockers are for?
	11:06pm solo mon: bro derek is back
	11:06pm chresti: Thanks solo mon and arb and Tammy and Kornholdt! A wonderful on porpoise show!
	11:06pm Greg Arden (anemone): XO WR!!
	11:06pm spodiodi: holds up sign thank you solo, arb, Greg Arden, Tammy and all! applauses great show... makes me proud to be a merikn
	11:07pm solo mon: feldy ask listener gregory ;-)
	11:07pm Ridonkulous: That was a great show. Such great music, and the story kept me suspended over the edAAAAAaaaa
	11:07pm solo mon: xoxox spodio
	11:07pm solo mon: xoxoxo chresti!
	11:07pm Andres: Thank you, solo mon + arb! Stocking up on moustache wax supplies before merkini surge hits.
	11:07pm Little Danny: God I love Korny ❤️❤️❤️
	11:07pm Greg Arden (massage in a bottle): Thanks Spodiodi!
	11:07pm Ridonkulous: Hee haw, and away!
	11:08pm solo mon: xoxoxox ridonk! suspend it!!
	11:08pm Little Danny: Loved tonight’s show SO MUCH
	11:08pm spodiodi: xololo solo
	11:08pm WR: God Loves Korny, this I know.
	11:08pm solo mon: LD yes korny is love able and liverable!
	11:08pm Little Danny: Also I learned stuff
	11:08pm Feldy: Ohhhhhh Korny
	11:08pm Listener Gregory: Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evening comes. Watchin' the ships roll in And watching' Korny roll away again. Oh, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay, Watchin' old Korny rollllll awayyyyyyy. Ooooh, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay, Dockin' my time.
	11:09pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Dolphins love Korny too.
	11:09pm Little Danny: And especially exceptional music selectory
	11:09pm chresti: Thanks for the big beach fashion forecast!
	11:10pm solo mon: We weave in educational and political cuntent on cha cha heels.
	11:10pm arb: Luv u Chresti!!
	11:10pm solo mon: olo LG dock rock
	11:10pm arb: Thanks Spodiodi!!
	11:11pm arb: Thank you Ridonkulous!
	11:11pm solo mon: xoxoxox chresti!
	11:11pm arb: XOX Andres!
	11:11pm arb: Thanks LD!
	11:11pm solo mon: xoxoxo andres!!! wax it all, wear a removable merkini!
	11:11pm WR: oLo LG! now I have that as an ear worm.
	11:12pm Tammy: <holds up sign> I hear korny has been highly dockerated for his service with sea men.
	11:12pm Listener Gregory: @WR, you could do a lot worse, I think we both know.
	11:13pm WR: I feel so relaxed, so calm. almost forgetting how the world is going to shit. Not complaining, LG, not complaining,
	11:13pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Ear Warm
	11:14pm Feldy: Solo & ARB I wish I could send you a pint of this Van Leeuwen Black Cherry Chip ice cream
	11:14pm solo mon: a respite from all the real shit xo wr
	11:15pm spodiodi: you said it, WR
	11:15pm WR: xoxoxoxo solo
	11:15pm solo mon: feldy how crazy- i bought bing cherry cheesecake ice cream for desert!
	11:15pm Feldy: Solo, great minds..
	11:16pm WR: xoxoxoxo spodiodi
	11:16pm solo mon: When Cha Cha Heels is your safe space…
	11:17pm solo mon: xoxoxox spodio take some olo pops to go!
	11:18pm Greg Arden (slave to my clit): Have a great night everyone, I’m cleaning my oven.♥️🐾🐾🐾🐾😻😻🧶♥️🙏🏼🦾
	11:18pm spodiodi: xoxox, solo i may have taken a few already
	11:19pm Feldy: Night, Greg
	11:19pm spodiodi: 😗
	11:19pm WR: LOL, damn, the program has already archived and we sitting around still in the after glow. Laters all y'all, Onward.
	11:19pm spodiodi: night Greg, all, xoxox WR

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from July 10, 2022

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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July 10, 2022: Hot Merkini Summer

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"
Romance Novels	Bikini Beach "Bikini Beach" by "Romance Novels"	0:04:24 (Pop-up)
The Budget Girls	Miso Hornie "Miso Hornie" by "The Budget Girls"	0:09:14 (Pop-up)
CWA	Chickenhawk "Chickenhawk" by "CWA"	0:11:44 (Pop-up)
Marilyn & The Movie Stars	Sex Means Nothing When You're Dead	0:14:54 (Pop-up)
Loli & The Chones	Rumble In My Pants	0:17:46 (Pop-up)
The Bobbyteens	Hot Sweet 'N' Sticky	0:20:36 (Pop-up)
The Budget Girls	The Encounter "The Encounter" by "The Budget Girls"	0:28:21 (Pop-up)
The Brentwoods	Squeak Squeak Little Piggy	0:31:16 (Pop-up)
Vaginal Davis	Queens (Make The World Go 'Round)	0:34:55 (Pop-up)
Intoxicated	Toxic Shock "Toxic Shock" by "Intoxicated"	0:38:46 (Pop-up)
The Chimney Sweeps	Hey Myrtle "Hey Myrtle" by "The Chimney Sweeps"	0:42:46 (Pop-up)
Sic Alps	Turtle Soup "Turtle Soup" by "Sic Alps"	0:49:46 (Pop-up)
Period Pains	Daddy I Want A Pony "Daddy I Want A Pony" by "Period Pains"	0:53:11 (Pop-up)
The Peechees	Slick’s Living It Up (On The Bottom Of The Sea)	0:56:29 (Pop-up)
GirlSperm	Hippies On Cocaine "Hippies On Cocaine" by "GirlSperm"	0:58:16 (Pop-up)
The Thingz	Blue Crab "Blue Crab" by "The Thingz"	1:03:06 (Pop-up)
Scissor Fits	I Wish I Hadn't Shaved My Pubic Hair Off	1:05:46 (Pop-up)
Modern Reveries	Fantasy Fur "Fantasy Fur" by "Modern Reveries"	1:11:03 (Pop-up)
Panty Raid	Blind Devotion "Blind Devotion" by "Panty Raid"	1:12:06 (Pop-up)
Dolphin Lovers	Flipper "Flipper" by "Dolphin Lovers"	1:14:46 (Pop-up)
Bongwater	Porpoise Song "Porpoise Song" by "Bongwater"	1:18:18 (Pop-up)
Huggy Bear	Shaved Pussy Poetry "Shaved Pussy Poetry" by "Huggy Bear"	1:27:26 (Pop-up)
Purple Merkins	Merkin Surfin' "Merkin Surfin'" by "Purple Merkins"	1:29:28 (Pop-up)
Skinned Teen	Secrets "Secrets" by "Skinned Teen"	1:32:36 (Pop-up)
Petty Crime	Closed Eyes "Closed Eyes" by "Petty Crime"	1:33:53 (Pop-up)
Kyra	Naked "Naked" by "Kyra"	1:37:06 (Pop-up)
The Statics	An Un-Respected Man "An Un-Respected Man" by "The Statics"	1:39:01 (Pop-up)
Jaqui & Jeanette	194 Radio City "194 Radio City" by "Jaqui & Jeanette"	1:45:46 (Pop-up)
Raooul	Masturbatory Song "Masturbatory Song" by "Raooul"	1:56:48 (Pop-up)
Coconut Coolouts	Come On Do The Dolphin	1:58:29 (Pop-up)
0th	Tammy "Tammy" by "0th"	2:02:06 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:36pm Tammy: <holds up sign> It's time to give the drama some... get ready to meet a real big beach, tonight on Cha Cha Heels!
	8:54pm solo mon: Ok well I can already tell Tammy is feeling her oats tonight.
	8:57pm spodiodi: heelo, solo, arb and co!
	8:58pm solo mon: xoxo spodio!
	8:58pm spodiodi: that bikini looks HOT!!!
	8:59pm solo mon: nude illusion hirsute bathing suit
	9:00pm chresti: I'm making a center piece for the brunch table with gherkins and merkins
	9:00pm arb: Hello Spodi!
	9:00pm spodiodi: bathing suit*
	9:01pm arb: Hi Chresti!
	9:01pm solo mon: heel yeah its chresti, pass that merkin!
	9:01pm spodiodi: hi Tammy! hi chresti! \\// hi everyone!
	9:01pm Listener Gregory: Good evening, everyone! (Good morning to you nutty West Coasters.)
	9:01pm chresti: Hi solo mon and arb and cha chas!
	9:01pm Greg Arden: Hello!!
	9:01pm Aitch: Hark? The sound of heels clacking?
	9:02pm Little Danny: This already rules <3 <3
	9:02pm solo mon: what is that word…. a dingleberry!
	9:02pm spodiodi: i missed you at UM's fill-in, arb!
	9:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> CHA CHA-PPLAUSE!
	9:02pm Little Danny: Hi solo, arb, all!!!
	9:02pm chresti: Hi spodi!
	9:02pm solo mon: Aitch!
	9:02pm arb: hi greg!!
	9:02pm Greg Arden (hooker): Cha Cha Heels!!
	9:02pm solo mon: Greg!
	9:02pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hi Arb!!
	9:03pm arb: Sorry about that :( I missed you too spodiodi
	9:03pm solo mon: Lil’ Danny!
	9:03pm arb: Hello Aitch!
	9:03pm Ridonkulous: Heehaw, y'all! Missed you.
	9:03pm Listener Gregory: FYI: Every time someone says something nice to Greg Arden, I pretend it's to me.
	9:03pm spodiodi: hi Greg Arden and Little Danny!
	9:03pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hey Solo I’m behind you…listening.
	9:03pm arb: Hello L Gregory!
	9:03pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Make sure and put on plenty of scum screen.
	9:04pm arb: Hi Little Danny!
	9:04pm spodiodi: and LG and Ridonkulous! and i'll shut up npw
	9:04pm arb: Hello Tammy!!
	9:04pm solo mon: Ridonk so good to see you!!!!
	9:04pm arb: Hi ridonkulous, been missing you too!
	9:04pm Greg Arden (hooker): Listener Gregory you’re a damn fine citizen of Cha Cha Hills and a real peach if I’m to believe the pamphlets.
	9:05pm Ridonkulous: You too, solo! Shake a hoof!
	9:05pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hi Spodiodi!!
	9:05pm Ridonkulous: Hi arb!
	9:05pm solo mon: Listener Gregory! I am talking about you most of the time, when complimenting greg
	9:06pm Mxter Baba: um, actually I have to leave early because I'm going to an actual beach. HI!!!!
	9:06pm Greg Arden (hooker): Hey Chresti wartcha merkin’?
	9:06pm arb: Hi Mxter Baba Beach Bum!
	9:06pm Tammy: <holds sign towards spodi> Thanks for noticing the cue card technician
	9:06pm Mxter Baba: gherkins and merkins! OLO! chrestikins!
	9:07pm solo mon: Mxter Baba - helooooooo!
	9:07pm Ridonkulous: In California everyone wears bikinis, all the time. Even people who work in nuclear power plants.
	9:08pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Did someone say Pickles?
	9:08pm Greg Arden (hooker): Mxter Baba!
	9:08pm solo mon: bikini w a hard hat
	9:08pm Mxter Baba: I gotta say the fake chests craze is reaching a screeching peak these days!
	9:08pm solo mon: Merkinikat!
	9:09pm Mxter Baba: PICKLES! Hi, BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter!!
	9:09pm Greg Arden (hooker): I was an avid krimper in the nineties.
	9:09pm Listener Gregory: Everyone I know who wears a merkini also shaves all their body hair. This makes perfect sense.
	9:10pm Little Danny: loved the "bikini beach" song!
	9:10pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hiya Mxter Baba!
	9:10pm Ridonkulous: Hi BikiniKat! And Kiki G. too!
	9:10pm solo mon: faux chest is best
	9:11pm Mxter Baba: hi, solo arb and Greg and Ridonkulous and Tammy and spodiodiodio and LG and Aitch and LD and any lurkers (we REALLY like lurkers on Cha Cha Heels)
	9:11pm Ridonkulous: You know those days when your merkini is in retrograde?
	9:11pm Little Danny: i always ask for the sweepings when i get my hair cut sky's the limit on possibilities
	9:11pm solo mon: and Kiki G!
	9:11pm Greg Arden (so honey): Wasn’t Korny sad?
	9:12pm chresti: Hi Greg! Merkin magic! Mx Babakins!
	9:12pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hi Ridonkulo!
	9:12pm solo mon: hmm is tammy fucking with him?
	9:12pm Mxter Baba: I witnessed a drag king in a full-body lycra unitard of a "naked man body." I'll never be the same.
	9:12pm Andres: Hi, arb + solo mon + Heels! I am having my doubts about the breathability and moisture wicking quality of the merkini.
	9:12pm solo mon: Andres! Welcome to Cha Cha Beach
	9:13pm Little Danny: 'what the fuck tammy' would look good on a shirt
	9:13pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hi y'all! Let's roll up on this party and dance!
	9:13pm arb: Hi Andres!
	9:13pm Ridonkulous: Andres: that's why the sports wickini was invented.
	9:13pm Mxter Baba: Andres: we need to fit you with a Microfiber Merkin™
	9:13pm Greg Arden (so honey): Tammy you sure get a lot of chances….
	9:14pm chresti: Moisture wicking is very important
	9:14pm Little Danny: hahaha
	9:14pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: can you reverse engineer a pair of helium heels....
	9:14pm Little Danny: i love assertive korny
	9:14pm Tammy: <holds up a sign> I KNOW WHAT A VIBE IS
	9:15pm Listener Gregory: The budget merkinis have to be trimmed every month, or they get out of control.
	9:15pm Greg Arden (Benny’s hill): A glory hole is like a hotdog eating contest but make it fashion.
	9:15pm arb: Hi BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter!
	9:15pm Tammy: <passes out lighted candle salads for everyone>
	9:15pm Ridonkulous: The living Merkini!
	9:15pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: we are not old enough for this show....MOM!!!
	9:16pm solo mon: Chia merkini realness
	9:16pm Listener Gregory: I hope this song is wrong, because I was kind of counting on making up for lost time after dying.
	9:16pm chresti: Do air plants make good merkins?
	9:16pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: hi arb!
	9:16pm Ridonkulous: This the second time I hear M. and the MS. The first time was also here. I'm happy.
	9:16pm Tammy: <holds up sign> YOUR MOM LISTENS TO CHA CHA HEELS
	9:16pm arb: LOL LG
	9:17pm Little Danny: @chresti: i'm no expert but i'm gonna say hell yeah
	9:17pm Greg Arden (I live!): Airplants nature’s merkin.
	9:17pm Mxter Baba: at least air plants are flared?
	9:17pm Ridonkulous: Gregory: It means no commitment.
	9:17pm solo mon: Theres olo pops in a cooler over there
	9:18pm Ridonkulous: Airkins™
	9:18pm Little Danny: lolol greg
	9:18pm Listener Gregory: "Death cancels all appointments." Believe me, I am counting on that one too.
	9:18pm Andres: Death dedication is killing hot merkini summer vibe. Get DJ Saulie B in here STAT!
	9:18pm solo mon: Flared air pants to match your helium heels.
	9:19pm Ridonkulous: Loli & The Chones! Double Happy!
	9:19pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Yeah our Mom doesn't like people so she listens to the raidio.
	9:19pm solo mon: Korny the vibe killer
	9:19pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: why are we doing so much math to watch this showwwww......MOM!!!!
	9:20pm Greg Arden (narc): Can you smoke an airplant? Smokey merkin zone.
	9:20pm Greg Arden (no requests): Deadication.
	9:20pm Ridonkulous: I've no idea what a Brazilian merkini wax is. Maybe someone can explain.
	9:21pm Listener Gregory: Warning label: Fully remove merkini before smoking it.
	9:21pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Submit your dedications here.
	9:21pm Andres: Korn stool sales explode at harvest time. Fresh is best.
	9:22pm Greg Arden (no requests): Usually Ridonk. The merkin goes in the front over the potatoes. A Brazilian merkin covers the underneath and might peak out the low back cheeks cleavage.
	9:22pm solo mon: I don’t remember eating any corn stool
	9:23pm Aitch: Snug in my new Merkini
	9:23pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: well Flared nostrils and hot party balloons we just learned sumthin....
	9:23pm Ridonkulous: Greg: this is very technical.
	9:24pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Don't stuff your merkini.
	9:24pm Listener Gregory: @Aitch, you win!
	9:24pm Greg Arden (Sweet and sticky): Cha Cha Heels more educational than a hundred teachers and five hundred years of printed history.
	9:24pm solo mon: Aitch! lookin good!
	9:25pm arb: cha cha scholars know which gif is coming up next
	9:25pm Ridonkulous: Why are the piggies at the end of the dogd?
	9:25pm Greg Arden (Sweet and sticky): Ridonkulous, when it’s open toe season you really want to get technical with your underneath.
	9:26pm Little Danny: it's gonna be s****p-related can't wait!
	9:26pm Andres: . WikiFeet is so 2019. WikiToes is now.
	9:27pm Greg Arden (foosting myself): In the nineties I was an avid flip flopper.
	9:27pm Tammy: <holds up sign> MY EYES ARE DOWN THERE
	9:27pm Little Danny: omg i had never heard shrimper before 🦐🦐🦐
	9:28pm solo mon: You have to wear at least 10 pieces of flair when you work at TGI cha chas
	9:29pm Ridonkulous: This is prawnographic.
	9:29pm solo mon: Olo ridonk
	9:29pm Greg Arden (foosting myself): Little pig little pig let me in.
	9:30pm solo mon: this song is 🏆
	9:30pm Listener Gregory: For those among us who are interested both in toes and free jazz/electronica, there is this video (mentioned by Jeff Golick this morning): screwgunrecords.com...
	9:30pm Andres: Just ™️’ d ŠRMPR.
	9:30pm solo mon: toe jam or at the beach under tow jam
	9:31pm solo mon: olo andres
	9:31pm Little Danny: oh man forgot about this gif
	9:31pm Greg Arden (cheap bird): I loved that bass. Perfect for shrimptafuckating.
	9:32pm solo mon: shrimpjectivication is real
	9:33pm solo mon: Did anyone in chat room write a dedication letter to korny.
	9:33pm Greg Arden (little piggy): I never made it all the way home. This older piggy picked me up in his VW bug and there weren’t any handles on the inside. Ended up kicking the window out and flying out the window to safety.
	9:35pm solo mon: I thought everyone wanted to talk to an old queen about fashion
	9:37pm solo mon: Vaginal Creme Davis is my Shrimp Queen
	9:37pm Listener Gregory: Sexing a porpoise is a delicate operation, believe me.
	9:38pm Listener Gregory: I'm talking about determining its sex, obviously.
	9:38pm solo mon: Bro Derek
	9:39pm solo mon: I wanna say something on porpoise about a bro hole.
	9:39pm Ridonkulous: Toxikini, for those men who need that extra something.
	9:39pm chresti: Blo Derek
	9:40pm Little Danny: kinda mad i wasnt asked to play the part of bro derek >_<
	9:40pm spodiodi: Bro Derek meets Studley Moore olo
	9:40pm Greg Arden (old queen): B.O. Derek
	9:40pm Listener Gregory: My local beach was closed for 25 total days last summer due to toxic masculinity spills.
	9:40pm solo mon: Toxic shockini
	9:40pm Aitch: Is trying to weave my merkini into cornrows cultural appropriation?
	9:40pm solo mon: Toxic masculinity spills are nature’s tire fires
	9:41pm solo mon: olo aitch, maybe?
	9:41pm Greg Arden (pill head): Is this where I request my medication Tammy?
	9:41pm solo mon: little danny OLO next time
	9:41pm Listener Gregory: @Aitch, for the love of God, don't weave it into a sombrero.
	9:42pm Aitch: wait 'til you see the grillz
	9:42pm Tammy: <holds sign towards greg> You don't have any medication
	9:43pm Little Danny: gotta say tammy is nailing it with the music
	9:43pm solo mon: deadication beach party a vibe or no?
	9:43pm chresti: A large waxed mustache merkin is a real head turner
	9:44pm Ridonkulous: In the fall, I'll switch to a turkini. Actually a tofurkini.
	9:45pm solo mon: olo chesti and ridonk
	9:45pm Little Danny: this song rules
	9:48pm Greg Arden (cooter souper): Din din.
	9:48pm spodiodi: 🥣👠
	9:49pm Listener Gregory: I knew a guy in college who could eat his own turtle. But that might be a different story.
	9:49pm Greg Arden (alligator): Clack clack.
	9:49pm Tammy: <holds up sign> anyone need a tissue?
	9:50pm Andres: Why Korny making us cry?
	9:51pm Ridonkulous: These two gifs are making me dizzy.
	9:51pm solo mon: Cha Cha Heels is now a full spectrum dramedy.
	9:51pm Greg Arden (alligator): Listener G. OLO
	9:52pm Listener Gregory: Cue "Song of the Mock Turtle."
	9:52pm solo mon: also olo pops for spodi, LG and greg a
	9:53pm solo mon: Ive been saving a few olo pops for you ridonk!
	9:53pm Andres: Where on Odorama card is tears?
	9:53pm Greg Arden (faget audience): Is it the correct thing to do Korny think it through again.
	9:53pm Listener Gregory: If you have a turtle codpiece, you are half-way to a beautiful seafood chowder.
	9:53pm chresti: my little brother had a bunch of pet turtles and named each one variations of the name John, He put them in an irrigation ditch to swim, they got washed away instantly.
	9:53pm solo mon: what do tears smell like???
	9:54pm Ridonkulous: Gregory: you need a bit of shrimp, too.
	9:54pm chresti: salty
	9:54pm solo mon: I cry into my turtlebowl and then use the soup for odorama cards
	9:55pm Andres: Smells like pet turtles in an irrigation ditch. 😢
	9:55pm Greg Arden (crybaby): They smell like game shows.
	9:56pm solo mon: olo andres and greg
	9:56pm arb: staying out of drainage ditches was the number one after school special where i grew up
	9:56pm Listener Gregory: @Ridonk, ha! Very true.
	9:56pm solo mon: Has anyone here tried deep fried coke?
	9:57pm Greg Arden (diarrhea butt fashion): Why did you not adopt meeeee?
	9:58pm solo mon: I wonder if this is the same dock where that guy got footsted by Toenetta earlier?
	9:58pm Ridonkulous: I heard it called deep fried co-cola.
	9:59pm Greg Arden (Vitamin C-Word): Beaches are really not the preferred foosting environment.
	10:00pm Ridonkulous: I keep hearing "under the ducks". I have no reason to hear otherwise.
	10:00pm Andres: Sand gets everywhere.
	10:01pm Little Danny: korny actually sounds a little surprised by meeting these two dockers
	10:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> A wizard sleeve is NOT fashion
	10:02pm Listener Gregory: Don't mention "pylon" if you don't want to get tackled.
	10:02pm Richy4619: anybody seen my turtle?
	10:02pm solo mon: welcome richy!
	10:03pm arb: Hi Richy!
	10:04pm Ridonkulous: OMG! Korny! What happened!
	10:04pm solo mon: All the turtles in Cha Cha Hills have disappeared!
	10:04pm StringOFperils: I thought that was gonna be a hairy-back bush turtle.
	10:04pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: We need to cut some bikini straps around here....watch out here we come!
	10:04pm solo mon: Docking dock drama!
	10:04pm Listener Gregory: When will I learn NOT to look up the vocabulary I hear on this show on the Urban Dictionary? When???
	10:05pm arb: hallo stringy!
	10:05pm solo mon: Stringy! Heel yeah!
	10:05pm StringOFperils: Hi arb and solo mon!
	10:06pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: break it up sister, we just snuck out of the house while our MOM listens to Cha Cha heels, she's drooling....eughhhhh
	10:06pm solo mon: hickory dickory dock LG! Its the school of hard knocks
	10:07pm Greg Arden (drape shaver): Hey StringOPerils!
	10:07pm solo mon: straps off time!
	10:07pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: yeah yeah we got our roller skates on headed to the beach to surf on our hockey sticks!
	10:08pm solo mon: H. E. Double Hockey Styx
	10:08pm WR: BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter! Hi hi!
	10:08pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: hocky puck merkins for tough cookies
	10:09pm WR: ARB! solo!
	10:09pm solo mon: WR!
	10:09pm arb: Hi WR!
	10:09pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: HOLA WR
	10:09pm Greg Arden (vibe hunting): Life schooling.
	10:10pm solo mon: olo bikinikat
	10:10pm Greg Arden (hairy regret): Hi WR!
	10:10pm WR: @9:53 @chresti: all washed away instantly, sad, sounds like one of my adventures.
	10:11pm solo mon: I went to describing school and I cant find a job
	10:11pm Tammy: <holds up sign> REVERSE MERKINI
	10:11pm Ridonkulous: It was a were-merkini! AYIEEE!
	10:11pm WR: Greg! Hi!
	10:11pm Andres: Who hasn’t had a hairy regret.
	10:12pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: we give passerbys the hairy eyeballs for a dollar.
	10:12pm Ridonkulous: There you go. Merkini in retrograde again.
	10:13pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Hairy Regrets are NOT an endangered species!
	10:13pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Oh no Merkini in retrogradeagain... last time I couldnt unglogg my bathtub driain for all the hairy regrets that got stuck in it....
	10:13pm solo mon: Olo pops for ridonk and bikinikat and kiki and andres
	10:14pm chresti: WR, we lived in an orange orchard then, he was about 4
	10:15pm Tammy: <holds up sign> REVERSE MERKINI
	10:16pm Richy4619: Flipper!!
	10:16pm WR: working on m memoir, going to call it The Merkin Papers. Nothing is revealed.
	10:16pm Ridonkulous: BikiniKat, I read on Internet that you can wax the regrets out of the drain. It's very quick.
	10:17pm solo mon: this flipper song is another 🏆
	10:17pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: We hide from the thought police under the docks, smoking beavers and telling stinky stories to the crabs and turtles that try to enter our zone....MOM!!!
	10:17pm Listener Gregory: @WR, this is better than your first plan to call it the Gherkin Papers.
	10:17pm solo mon: paper merkins!
	10:18pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: wax or wane the hairy regrets in retrograde as we howl into the hairy drain of our regrets aroooooo meow spitch
	10:18pm solo mon: OLO bk and kk
	10:19pm chresti: coffee filters make good paper merkins
	10:19pm Aitch: Before or after use @chresti?
	10:19pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: just asking Ridonkulus....if that's your real name...
	10:19pm Tammy: <holds up sign> No falsies in your paper merkins!
	10:20pm Aitch: HRPuff gif makes me want to break out my magic flute
	10:20pm solo mon: aitch i was thinking “during”
	10:20pm Ridonkulous: You can candle the drain, too. That's very olde fashioned.
	10:21pm Aitch: could be quite a treat solo
	10:21pm Listener Gregory: @Aitch, just wait til it docks.
	10:21pm chresti: either
	10:22pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: happy birthday drain
	10:22pm solo mon: Some people would pay extra for that kinda coffee.
	10:22pm Little Danny: Bongwater’s was my introduction to this song 🐬🐬🐬
	10:22pm Andres: This Bongwater is so lovely!
	10:23pm solo mon: Single source docking is more ethical and helps saves dolphin lives
	10:23pm arb: mine too LD :)
	10:23pm solo mon: Circling the drain, in cha cha heels.
	10:23pm Andres: LD, other notable versions?
	10:25pm Aitch: You can do great fly's-eyes with a reverse merkini
	10:25pm Richy4619: forever dolphin love
	10:25pm solo mon: reserved merkini
	10:26pm solo mon: oh richy i actually love that song too
	10:26pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: We met a carney on the boardwalk who had a full length merkin under his top hat, he tried to get us to look through his curtains but we stepped on his pickle and stole the show. The we spent it on cotton candy.
	10:27pm Richy4619: always and forever, solo
	10:27pm solo mon: 🐬👼
	10:27pm Little Danny: just the monkees' original andres! i'm sure there have been lots tho
	10:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening, skinny dippers! 💦
	10:29pm solo mon: The original unreleased demo of porpoise song - performed by Carole Kane is so good too
	10:30pm solo mon: Hi Ken from HP!
	10:30pm Listener Gregory: Does anyone know of a website that says how to get different kinds of stains out of a merkini? Just, you know, wondering.
	10:30pm arb: Hi Ken!
	10:30pm Feldy: Merkin the Magician.
	10:30pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: hey this water is warm...
	10:31pm Feldy: Hey guyzzz
	10:31pm arb: I wish there was a Carol Kane version
	10:31pm spodiodi: hey Feldy!
	10:31pm arb: Feldy!!
	10:31pm solo mon: Felders!
	10:32pm spodiodi: can't stop looking at that Purple Merkins gif ololo
	10:32pm solo mon: www.canigetthisoutofmymerkin.com
	10:33pm solo mon: worm water
	10:33pm solo mon: have an olo pop feldy! they are dolphin safe
	10:34pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: "i'm an open pamphlet" yes......it's important to feel vulnerable when you are wearing a merkin, express yourself freely and hairily
	10:34pm Feldy: I want a Rolo on my olo
	10:35pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Hey we are getting chased off the dock! Run kitties run!
	10:35pm solo mon: I too have been read by everyone. This library is open.
	10:35pm Feldy: Bleached tips on my merkin
	10:35pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: merkins save yourself!
	10:36pm solo mon: I like pamphlets because pamphlets are free.
	10:36pm Ridonkulous: BK&KG: Stare those ducks in the eyes. That'll cow them.
	10:36pm arb: keeping tabs for our diets
	10:36pm Listener Gregory: Thx, @solo.
	10:37pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: these darn seagulls with hair clipper eyes....do they love us or are they just trying to trim us down to size....MOM!
	10:37pm solo mon: dont run under the docking dock (unless you like hairy regrets)
	10:37pm Ridonkulous: George Seagull was one funny actor.
	10:38pm solo mon: LOL carol king goddam autocorrect
	10:38pm solo mon: The madeline kahn version of the porpoise song however
	10:39pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Ridonkulous the porpoise is to whale the shiny crest of the hocky stick....hang ten brother hang those piggies over the edge
	10:39pm Feldy: Cha Cha Chad
	10:39pm Listener Gregory: To be honest, when I see naked people on the beach, I often urge them to put on a merkini. I mean, think of the children!
	10:40pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: Mom!!!!!
	10:41pm solo mon: merkinis save the fabric of society and decency really
	10:41pm Ridonkulous: This gif makes me think of, I don't know, poetry? Sunsets?
	10:43pm Tammy: <holds up sign> You can't dock with tetes
	10:44pm Listener Gregory: @Tammy, I don't want to get too explicit here, but if you have three chins the way I do, you can make a good try at it.
	10:44pm Aitch: I've made a new cocktail for the season I like to call the Merktini. Very dry and has a certain tang
	10:44pm solo mon: A Roman Holiday Buffet? w. a vomitorium?
	10:45pm Andres: smorgasbord > buffet
	10:45pm Ridonkulous: It starts with worm water.
	10:45pm solo mon: OLo LG aitch ridonk
	10:46pm WR: Strip and DJ, one does not preclude the other!
	10:46pm Feldy: You can strip AND DJ at the same time
	10:47pm solo mon: all the djs on drummer stream are required to multitask
	10:47pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: the buzz caught us by wizard sleeves at the smorgasbord....MOM!!!!
	10:48pm solo mon: olo bk and kk!
	10:49pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: or are they chippendale dancers dressed as cops? in blue and white merkins! SKy party of possipubities!
	10:49pm solo mon: ridonk, worm water has protien and is also usually warm.
	10:49pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: halo solo mon!
	10:50pm solo mon: i dont wanna see no badge.
	10:51pm Listener Gregory: Is a reverse merkini one you wear on your head? If so, I've tried it, and it didn't do much for me. People just kept asking if I'd trimmed my beard.
	10:52pm chresti: good advice
	10:52pm solo mon: i wonder if kornys other pursonalities wrote him these letters?
	10:53pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: the boppers lost their badges in their back crack of the patrol car y'all
	10:53pm Feldy: Down with the Cha Cha papal patriarchy
	10:54pm Tammy: <holds up sign> My name's not Phyllis.
	10:54pm Greg Arden (pope on a rope): Flipper is trippin’.
	10:55pm Tammy: <holds up sign towards Korny> REVEAL, REVEAL!!
	10:56pm arb: hell yeah we do!
	10:56pm Listener Gregory: Put it on (reverse merkini)!! Put it ALL on!
	10:56pm solo mon: blow my mind korny
	10:56pm Greg Arden (revealing): Lifting my skirt up over my hose.
	10:57pm Little Danny: just noticed the casey jane gif <3<3<3
	10:57pm solo mon: reverse the supreme court!
	10:57pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: reverse our wedgies!
	10:58pm solo mon: Reverse wedge salad
	10:58pm Listener Gregory: I'm reversing the charges to Korny.
	10:59pm Greg Arden (self lover): Loving me is easy because I’m dutiful.
	10:59pm solo mon: fin mail from a doll
	10:59pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: reverse wizard sleeves
	11:00pm Greg Arden (*69): Dialing for Korny’s cobbers.
	11:00pm solo mon: You can hide a whole floor buffer inside a reverse wizards sleeve
	11:01pm Tammy: <holds up sign> THE DOLPHIN STOLE KORNY
	11:01pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: solo mon! we are peeing our pants
	11:01pm Greg Arden (sleevey): My sleeve now has a porpoise.
	11:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> It happened during the song break.
	11:02pm Feldy: Cha Cha Slide… reverse!
	11:02pm WR: return to the sea. return
	11:02pm chresti: love the "cool down" sounds
	11:02pm Listener Gregory: Wait! Will we never learn what the reverse merkini is? Will Korny go to the fabled underwater city of Atlanta? Oooooh
	11:02pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: feel the magic...but in reverse, where you get that prickly feeling you just shaved for your merkin
	11:02pm arb: did the dolphin send korny the tabs letter?
	11:02pm Tammy: <holds up sign> BUT. I have a revers emerkini on and I will show you my reverse merkini tammydance.
	11:03pm Listener Gregory: Excellent show, @solo, @arb, and everyone else responsible! A lot of thought went into it... filthy thought, of course, but nonetheless, thoughtful.
	11:03pm Tammy: <holds up sign while dancing> Korny took too many tabs, and rode a dolphin to pet heaven. and i show you my tammydance.
	11:04pm arb: with thoughts its quantity over quality
	11:04pm Greg Arden (filthy): Thanks LG!!
	11:04pm Tammy: <holds up sign while dancing> APPLAUSE 4 TAMMY
	11:04pm arb: Listener Gregory, thanks!! <3<3<3
	11:04pm Listener Gregory: I'm praying that the dolphin took Korny to a wonderful farm upstate, where he will play and dock with all the others of his kind.
	11:05pm BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter: TY you claws out climbing up a tree to you. Great show!xoxo
	11:05pm arb: thanks BK&KG
	11:05pm solo mon: dolphin docking is a frottage industry
	11:05pm Greg Arden (starfish hunter): Tammy applauding!!
	11:05pm WR: Cha Cha Players at La Playa. Thank you thank you. Thank you.
	11:05pm solo mon: xoxoxo bk and kg!
	11:06pm arb: XO WR
	11:06pm solo mon: xoxoxo wr!
	11:06pm Feldy: Is that what Levis Dockers are for?
	11:06pm solo mon: bro derek is back
	11:06pm chresti: Thanks solo mon and arb and Tammy and Kornholdt! A wonderful on porpoise show!
	11:06pm Greg Arden (anemone): XO WR!!
	11:06pm spodiodi: holds up sign thank you solo, arb, Greg Arden, Tammy and all! applauses great show... makes me proud to be a merikn
	11:07pm solo mon: feldy ask listener gregory ;-)
	11:07pm Ridonkulous: That was a great show. Such great music, and the story kept me suspended over the edAAAAAaaaa
	11:07pm solo mon: xoxox spodio
	11:07pm solo mon: xoxoxo chresti!
	11:07pm Andres: Thank you, solo mon + arb! Stocking up on moustache wax supplies before merkini surge hits.
	11:07pm Little Danny: God I love Korny ❤️❤️❤️
	11:07pm Greg Arden (massage in a bottle): Thanks Spodiodi!
	11:07pm Ridonkulous: Hee haw, and away!
	11:08pm solo mon: xoxoxox ridonk! suspend it!!
	11:08pm Little Danny: Loved tonight’s show SO MUCH
	11:08pm spodiodi: xololo solo
	11:08pm WR: God Loves Korny, this I know.
	11:08pm solo mon: LD yes korny is love able and liverable!
	11:08pm Little Danny: Also I learned stuff
	11:08pm Feldy: Ohhhhhh Korny
	11:08pm Listener Gregory: Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evening comes. Watchin' the ships roll in And watching' Korny roll away again. Oh, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay, Watchin' old Korny rollllll awayyyyyyy. Ooooh, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay, Dockin' my time.
	11:09pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Dolphins love Korny too.
	11:09pm Little Danny: And especially exceptional music selectory
	11:09pm chresti: Thanks for the big beach fashion forecast!
	11:10pm solo mon: We weave in educational and political cuntent on cha cha heels.
	11:10pm arb: Luv u Chresti!!
	11:10pm solo mon: olo LG dock rock
	11:10pm arb: Thanks Spodiodi!!
	11:11pm arb: Thank you Ridonkulous!
	11:11pm solo mon: xoxoxox chresti!
	11:11pm arb: XOX Andres!
	11:11pm arb: Thanks LD!
	11:11pm solo mon: xoxoxo andres!!! wax it all, wear a removable merkini!
	11:11pm WR: oLo LG! now I have that as an ear worm.
	11:12pm Tammy: <holds up sign> I hear korny has been highly dockerated for his service with sea men.
	11:12pm Listener Gregory: @WR, you could do a lot worse, I think we both know.
	11:13pm WR: I feel so relaxed, so calm. almost forgetting how the world is going to shit. Not complaining, LG, not complaining,
	11:13pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Ear Warm
	11:14pm Feldy: Solo & ARB I wish I could send you a pint of this Van Leeuwen Black Cherry Chip ice cream
	11:14pm solo mon: a respite from all the real shit xo wr
	11:15pm spodiodi: you said it, WR
	11:15pm WR: xoxoxoxo solo
	11:15pm solo mon: feldy how crazy- i bought bing cherry cheesecake ice cream for desert!
	11:15pm Feldy: Solo, great minds..
	11:16pm WR: xoxoxoxo spodiodi
	11:16pm solo mon: When Cha Cha Heels is your safe space…
	11:17pm solo mon: xoxoxox spodio take some olo pops to go!
	11:18pm Greg Arden (slave to my clit): Have a great night everyone, I’m cleaning my oven.♥️🐾🐾🐾🐾😻😻🧶♥️🙏🏼🦾
	11:18pm spodiodi: xoxox, solo i may have taken a few already
	11:19pm Feldy: Night, Greg
	11:19pm spodiodi: 😗
	11:19pm WR: LOL, damn, the program has already archived and we sitting around still in the after glow. Laters all y'all, Onward.
	11:19pm spodiodi: night Greg, all, xoxox WR

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from July 10, 2022

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