WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from July 3, 2022

Listener comments!
	8:41pm solo mon: Happy In Dependz Day on this day the Turd day of July 2022. Big thanks to this episode’s writer Greg Arden and guest voices by Greg Arden. Splash ponchos AND adult fashion diapers recommended for act “number 2.” Upper deckers not permitted. Please sign this release before you listen to the show.
	8:59pm WR: I've been trying to figure out what size depends is most comfy but effective for me.
	9:01pm spodiodi: hi solo! hi arb! hi everyone!
	9:01pm WR: blue too dark, unless you are going to change the text color. but that and be tweeked as you go,
	9:02pm spodiodi: hi Greg Arden! hi WR!
	9:03pm Little Danny: hey look everybody got my diapers on, the ones with the little american flags
	9:03pm chresti: Hi solo mon and arb and cha chas!
	9:04pm WR: June Allison, yes, help us. we are depending on you to guide us.
	9:04pm arb: Hi babies!!!
	9:04pm solo mon: hi cha chas! some tech diffiCULT teees
	9:04pm arb: any adults here tonight?
	9:05pm solo mon: dependz!
	9:05pm solo mon: Hi WR!
	9:05pm Little Danny: hehe solo :)
	9:05pm chresti: I need to watch daytime tv to ketchup on the latest diaper line
	9:05pm solo mon: hi chresti!
	9:06pm WR: pure adulteration
	9:06pm solo mon: hi spodio!
	9:06pm adamdoesit: Blublublublublublu… oops. Good thing I have Dependz. Hi OLOmon, arb, and visitors to the Forest of Greg Arden!
	9:06pm solo mon: The adult diapers are very very fashionable nowadays, at least among MY friends.
	9:07pm arb: Hello Spodiodi! Hello WR!
	9:07pm solo mon: adam! hi!
	9:07pm arb: Hi Little Danny! Hi Chresti!
	9:07pm solo mon: LD! hellohay!
	9:07pm Andres: Hi, solo mon + arb + Greg! Hello, Dependables!
	9:07pm arb: hi adamdoesit!! hi Andres!!
	9:07pm Andres: Credit for Cha Cha Boots remix?
	9:07pm solo mon: andres! pull up!
	9:08pm Greg Ardepenz: Hello friends! Solo wanted me to come out in a kimono, we had a terrible fight.😇
	9:08pm chresti: Hi Greg cha cha!
	9:08pm solo mon: Nobodies going anywhere… except in their pants.
	9:08pm arb: Solo is Mx. Mxter
	9:09pm solo mon: Greg kimono my house, oh you are already!
	9:09pm adamdoesit: The secret of our adult diaper is in this highly absorbent adult film.
	9:09pm solo mon: solo remix cha cha boots ;-)
	9:09pm chresti: Ah!
	9:09pm Greg Ardepenz: Hi Spodiodi! Hi Chresti! Andres! Oops gotta dance!
	9:09pm Andres: Remix going to top of the dance charts!
	9:10pm solo mon: olo adam
	9:10pm arb: nobody bickers better
	9:10pm Greg Ardepenz: What’s the word??
	9:11pm chresti: no, INVISABLE
	9:11pm Andres: It’s Depends on you.
	9:11pm solo mon: professional bickerers
	9:11pm Little Danny: every ad for adult diapers must have either a photo of a kindly elder couple on beach cruisers, or a kindly elder couple eating hot dogs and having fun
	9:11pm solo mon: thanks andres! (top of the sharts)
	9:12pm solo mon: hot dogs are the true test of a working dependz.
	9:12pm solo mon: “invisible to all”
	9:12pm chresti: right LD, and they're always fit and very very happy
	9:12pm Doug Schulkind: I'm very excited. I've been invited to a bbq and flag burning party tomorrow. Hello, Cha Cha faithful!
	9:12pm adamdoesit: Dependz were made for beach weiners.
	9:13pm arb: Hi Doug! Those are the only burners i can hang out with
	9:13pm solo mon: Doug! burn the flag, and make some s’mores :-)
	9:13pm Little Danny: hi doug!
	9:14pm Greg Ardepenz: Oh and a big hellllllllooooooooooo! To ARB! Loving the song choices!!!!
	9:14pm mxtr baba: listening on my mobile device like it's a boom box down the city streets!
	9:14pm Little Danny: this track :)
	9:14pm solo mon: my new drag name is Sandy Weiners.
	9:14pm chresti: Hi Doug! Through thick and thin !
	9:15pm arb: Hello Greg! Loving the word choices!!!
	9:15pm solo mon: yexxx mxter baba on the gogo!
	9:15pm Greg Ardepenz: Hi Doug! Hi Little Danny! Hope you like your potato salad with extra Miracle Whip! 😇
	9:15pm arb: Hi mxtr baba and city street!
	9:15pm solo mon: this is a good walking down the street in adult diapers vibe song
	9:16pm WR: mxtr babakins! Greatly enjoyed your joining in with Linda Haygood on the uboob link you shared yesterday!
	9:16pm chresti: mxter babakins on the street!
	9:16pm Greg Ardepenz: Mxter Baba! Turn it up it freedom rock!! ♥️
	9:17pm solo mon: there hasnt been an in dependz day in 2 years! Big loads…
	9:17pm StringOFperils: Ha ha. This is great.
	9:17pm mxtr baba: certainly NOT in Cha Cha Flats!
	9:18pm Greg Ardepenz: Masticate it!!
	9:18pm solo mon: stringy!!!
	9:18pm WR: mxter babakins on backup vocals (for laters) youtu.be...
	9:18pm StringOFperils: Cha Cha CHitizens
	9:18pm adamdoesit: Ma's a compulsive masticator.
	9:18pm arb: Hi Stringy!!
	9:19pm solo mon: olo adam!
	9:19pm Greg Ardepenz: StringOPerils!! Welcome Happy Turd!
	9:19pm spodiodi: SOp!
	9:19pm solo mon: Chitizen Caned
	9:19pm StringOFperils: Hello arb and solo mon and everyone on Bouvier-Beale Street.
	9:20pm HyperDose: laughing my butt off!
	9:20pm spodiodi: olo at this song
	9:20pm solo mon: Chitty Chitty cha cha bang bang
	9:20pm StringOFperils: Hey Greg. Nice writin'!
	9:20pm mxtr baba: did I just hear "Glen Gould boogie woogie?"
	9:20pm solo mon: hi hi hyperD!
	9:20pm Greg Ardepenz: Chitizen UNchained with this boogie. 🐾
	9:20pm arb: HyPerD!
	9:21pm solo mon: I want a movie of Mxter Baba strutting down the street to this
	9:21pm adamdoesit: What with all the crime on Bovier-Beale Street these days, I've taken to carrying my mad money in my adult diaper. Don't get your panties in a wad, I say, get your wad in your Dependz!
	9:21pm chresti: sol mon, totally!
	9:21pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks StringO! 🥳
	9:21pm solo mon: Glenn garry glenn Gould
	9:22pm spodiodi: 🪰🔨
	9:22pm Little Danny: haha
	9:22pm Greg Ardepenz: Adam does it😆
	9:22pm solo mon: If we could only shit money!
	9:22pm WR: get the hammer, the flies on the baby's head. Still trying to figure out where that came from...
	9:22pm spodiodi: hey LD!
	9:22pm solo mon: olo spodio
	9:23pm WR: oLo adamdoesit
	9:23pm solo mon: hammers near fontanelles = tragedy
	9:24pm solo mon: multiple Iced Olo pops being handed out.
	9:24pm arb: uh oh is Korny in relapse?
	9:24pm chresti: Ha adamdoesit!
	9:24pm solo mon: prolapse
	9:24pm StringOFperils: Korny is in lapse.
	9:24pm Little Danny: floor show music ❤️️❤️️❤️️
	9:25pm Little Danny: prolapse > relapse
	9:25pm Greg Ardepenz: Are you a pumper or a pamper?
	9:25pm solo mon: he’s swimmin lapse
	9:25pm solo mon: fast paced floor show
	9:26pm Little Danny: korny has definitely been up for 72 hours
	9:26pm Andres: Korny lapsed? Sad news. May he RIP.
	9:26pm Greg Ardepenz: Trucker speed. It’s a talkers best friend.
	9:27pm solo mon: the brownest flower
	9:27pm chresti: the faster the music the faster the talking
	9:28pm StringOFperils: Strap on your load of freedom.
	9:28pm Andres: Fast talkin’.
	9:28pm Tammy: <holds up sign> so many cue cards I need a vacation already.
	9:28pm Little Danny: i wanted korny's spiel to keep accelerating for 20 more minutes
	9:28pm StringOFperils: One skid mark if by land, two if by sea
	9:28pm Greg Ardepenz: Tammy lost a nail.
	9:29pm chresti: This song!
	9:29pm solo mon: booty bumps = nature’s fireworks
	9:29pm adamdoesit: Round record, brown record.
	9:29pm Andres: Town leader without pity.
	9:29pm Andres: There was a lot in there.
	9:30pm Greg Ardepenz: Brown record, brown sound. Brown sound stunning! Clack!
	9:30pm Andres: Also the new Depends slogan.
	9:30pm solo mon: second round of olo pops for adam andres greg sop chresti
	9:30pm StringOFperils: Brown-O-Phonic
	9:30pm solo mon: it bears repooping
	9:30pm Greg Ardepenz: A brown without shitting.
	9:31pm Little Danny: lol @ "humpty-dump"
	9:31pm adamdoesit: today's olo pops are tomorrows olo poops.
	9:31pm WR: Every morning, I hope for a humpty dump. So I can go through the day with relief.
	9:31pm Greg Ardepenz: Take me to gutter and turn the hose on momma!!
	9:32pm solo mon: OLOpoooop olo 💩 🍦 soft serve
	9:32pm solo mon: greg injured himself doing her instructions
	9:32pm adamdoesit: All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't push Humpty's prolapse back in!
	9:33pm solo mon: OLOapse! 🕳🥚
	9:33pm Little Danny: humpty-dumpty is really into cleveland steamers, kinda seems obvious in retrospect huh
	9:34pm solo mon: olo pop 4 LD
	9:34pm chresti: I knew someone when I was growing up in Santa Maria that compacted his butt waste into bricks
	9:34pm WR: bush bash sounds like a funkified ooh pooppa doo
	9:35pm solo mon: ooh poop a doodoo yes!
	9:35pm adamdoesit: chresti, I've heard of shitting bricks, but whoa.
	9:35pm arb: Francine's Deodorama
	9:35pm Greg Ardepenz: Friendly home invasions.
	9:36pm Doug Schulkind: I only wear incontinence briefs when I'm on the Continent.
	9:37pm Little Danny: incontinence is what brought this town together, c'mon francine
	9:37pm Greg Ardepenz: Honk honk!
	9:37pm arb: you won't be allowed into the incontinental breakfast otherwise
	9:38pm spodiodi: indeed!
	9:38pm solo mon: olo pop doug! Im mid atlantic incontenance
	9:38pm Greg Ardepenz: Arb!😂
	9:38pm spodiodi: olo arb@
	9:38pm solo mon: sneaks olo pop to arb dont tell the biss
	9:39pm chresti: adamdoesit, he was a survivalist kind of guy that I think may of worked at Vandenberg AF base at some point before he was around
	9:39pm Little Danny: the incontinental congress has been meeting since 1774
	9:39pm Little Danny: what could be more patriotic
	9:39pm solo mon: he should learn how to poop bricks!
	9:39pm mxtr baba doodoo: I just saw John Waters declare that these are our Golden Shower years!!
	9:39pm Greg Ardepenz: I used to liquidate porn theatres quite a bit.
	9:39pm StringOFperils: Liquidating a porn theater would be a great memory to have.
	9:40pm spodiodi: that's some shit, chresti!\\// olo
	9:40pm chresti: OLO incontinental
	9:40pm solo mon: olo SOPolo
	9:40pm StringOFperils: Liquid assets
	9:41pm Greg Ardepenz: I remember liquids.
	9:41pm chresti: liquid ass sets
	9:41pm solo mon: liquid assets in a bear market
	9:41pm Greg Ardepenz: And fluids.
	9:41pm mxtr baba doodoo: I wear Fancy Pantz "adult" diapers exclusively
	9:41pm Andres: I want everything too!
	9:42pm WR: rebel rah shah shah!
	9:42pm Little Danny: i'm bringing my famous sausage rolls to the picnic
	9:42pm arb: poor l'il rich girl
	9:42pm Greg Ardepenz: Ma’ meat. 🤮
	9:42pm solo mon: meet you all down at the towne rounde right next to the towne pump (kornholdt)
	9:43pm solo mon: <bows down to this picnic song.>
	9:43pm Greg Ardepenz: Nice to ma’ meat you Mrs. Fishpaw!
	9:43pm Little Danny: yeah i am kinda into this couple
	9:43pm solo mon: tangy cheese
	9:44pm Greg Ardepenz: This is not about food I think.
	9:44pm HyperDose: Hot dog please...I'll be the bun
	9:44pm solo mon: “my little liver wurst”
	9:45pm spodiodi: The Picnic ... 10/10
	9:45pm chresti: how come I don't get called lil' liverworst?
	9:45pm solo mon: We got six dogs but eight buns, what are we gonna do??
	9:45pm Greg Ardepenz: Let’s all go to 7/11 and watch the hot dogs on the rollers and sip our slurpees.
	9:45pm mxtr baba doodoo: who's tossing this salad?
	9:46pm solo mon: chresti - my little liverwurst!
	9:46pm Greg Ardepenz: Grandma is tossing but you gotta kinda do it for her from behind!
	9:46pm solo mon: baba theres a candle salad hot tub buffet atbthe town rounde!
	9:46pm Little Liverwurst: sorry chresti there can't be two of us around here
	9:47pm Little Liverwurst: love this song!!!
	9:47pm solo mon: Lil’ Braunshwagger
	9:47pm mxtr baba doodoo: extra "mayo" please!
	9:48pm adamdoesit: Sandy weiners and brown salads… what kind of picnic is this?
	9:48pm WR: sweet sweet A. C. Reed song!
	9:48pm spodiodi: solo, you beat me to it
	9:48pm solo mon: adam - this is what america has devolved into
	9:48pm chresti: LOLLing all over the floor here
	9:49pm Little Liverwurst: uh oh korny
	9:49pm StringOFperils: Call Sandy Wiener for a brown salad. 323-8791.
	9:49pm Greg Ardepenz: Miracle Whip or Mayo? Or specific uses of either…discuss. Kids.
	9:49pm Tammy: <holds up sign> HEY KIDS!
	9:49pm adamdoesit: olo SOp!
	9:50pm WR: visitation cassettes!
	9:50pm mxtr baba doodoo: Miracle Whip only at holy cumunion
	9:50pm chresti: Happy turd!
	9:50pm Greg Ardepenz: Oh right his face. Have you ever thought about poor Korny’s face. It must be obsession worthy.
	9:51pm Andres: All you can eat spag? Real Parmesan or Kraft?
	9:51pm adamdoesit: Tangy cheese, any way you grate it, Andres.
	9:52pm solo mon: Happy July Turd everyone! i will take mayo miracle whip and aoli please!
	9:52pm spodiodi: olo adamdoesit
	9:52pm Greg Ardepenz: Andres I grew up in a Kraft world. And spaghetti took three days to make.
	9:52pm solo mon: i collect visitation cassettes if anyone has any to trade
	9:53pm spodiodi: that gif is my new fave
	9:53pm HyperDose: What if we held hands in the In-N-Out drive thru? JK! JK! ...unless? 😳👉🏾‍👈🏾‍
	9:53pm StringOFperils: Kraft Parmesan is actually toe cheese.
	9:53pm Greg Ardepenz: I have three cassettes in my “purse” meet me in the steam room.
	9:53pm chresti: <the correct way to fall down
	9:53pm WR: ^^^what spodiodi said. I was too mesmerized to type
	9:54pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Parmesan IS grated heels!
	9:54pm Greg Ardepenz: StringOPerils I was an avid shrimper in the 90s so it doesn’t surprise me at all that toe cheese is what I were missing’.
	9:55pm solo mon: “natures cassette player” uh huh
	9:55pm Greg Ardepenz: Tammy noooo!!!
	9:55pm StringOFperils: At least you didn't say big shrimper
	9:55pm solo mon: summer is officially shrimp season
	9:56pm Little Liverwurst: the hand clapping is 🔥
	9:56pm Greg Ardepenz: It’s more like natures 8track if I’m honest. But I’m not. 😇
	9:56pm arb: 🦭
	9:56pm solo mon: we got to hear the ladies at the drive through espresso talk about toe nail extensions today!
	9:56pm Little Liverwurst: arb :)
	9:56pm spodiodi: ill
	9:57pm solo mon: Nature’s teddy ruxpin story hole
	9:57pm HyperDose: If the shrimp boat captain don't talk like this, I ain't gettin' on! youtu.be...
	9:57pm Greg Ardepenz: Even though I was a shrimper I was still a size queen.
	9:57pm solo mon: this song is 🔥🔥🔥
	9:58pm StringOFperils: I could use some toenail crampons and a double espresso
	9:58pm solo mon: shrimp boats are comin’ is gregs favorite song.
	9:58pm spodiodi: anything goes when it comes to toes, cause shrimpin ain't easy
	9:58pm Greg Ardepenz: Can anyone relate or expand on toenail extensions?
	9:59pm solo mon: my fav snippet of conversation “both my big toenails are completely fake”
	9:59pm spodiodi: ugh
	10:00pm spodiodi: 🤮
	10:00pm mxtr baba doodoo: like beaded braids on the toenails?
	10:00pm solo mon: mount rushnwhore
	10:00pm StringOFperils: Toenail extensions are handy for travelling on the outside of pubic transit vehicles
	10:00pm solo mon: topiary toenails
	10:00pm Greg Ardepenz: Also $175 to have your toenails extended…
	10:01pm adamdoesit: Do fake toenails develop faux cheese?
	10:01pm spodiodi: E-Z Cheeze
	10:01pm mxtr baba doodoo: can I get a toe reduction so my nail extensions are more enhanced?
	10:02pm Little Liverwurst: 💅💅💅
	10:02pm StringOFperils: I'm having my toenails extended into an outstandingly filigreed replica of John Hancock's signature just for In Depends Day
	10:02pm solo mon: “ill have mine with lots of cheese” - Taffy
	10:02pm Greg Ardepenz: Can I have a toenail on my Cha Cha?
	10:03pm spodiodi: olo Little Liv
	10:03pm solo mon: Olopops sop and spodi (ill leave them in the cooler for now)
	10:03pm HyperDose: Does Pfizer make a pill for toenail hubris?
	10:03pm chresti: wow fake toenails, how do they get rid of the real ones? by dissolving them?
	10:03pm mxtr baba doodoo: Shrimpblades
	10:04pm Greg Ardepenz: Mortifichia Kollins Cha Chamerican hero!
	10:04pm adamdoesit: ololo nature's diarrhea… the tootsie rolls were foreshadowing!
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Greg! How many times have I told you to stop chewing on your Cha Cha toenail?!!
	10:04pm spodiodi: chresti 🔨
	10:04pm Tammy: <holds up sign> NO FALSIES in the candle salad hot tub!
	10:04pm Little Liverwurst: John Hancock's Signature Depends™ come with a free copy of the Declaration of InDepends
	10:05pm Greg Ardepenz: StringOPerils Once I hit the cheese I’m like a pigeon on a chicken bone.
	10:05pm solo mon: OLO lil’ liverwurst!
	10:06pm spodiodi: olo Greg Arden 🦴
	10:06pm Little Liverwurst: this song hell yeah
	10:06pm chresti: OLO Little Liverwurst
	10:06pm Greg Ardepenz: 😂La Wurst!
	10:06pm solo mon: adamdoesit, greg just radio hitchcoked that tootsieroll!
	10:06pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha. In general
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Tru and truer.
	10:07pm adamdoesit: olo liverwurst lil! Thomas Jefferson Edition Dependz keep your love of brown a secret.
	10:08pm solo mon: grandfathers log jam ride at the Enchachachanted forest amusement park.
	10:08pm solo mon: wab Tesla coil dependz?
	10:09pm solo mon: olo pops all aroundo
	10:09pm Greg Ardepenz: I almost made the haunted house a log ride at Enchachanted Forrest once.
	10:09pm toediodi 🧀: olo Rivers of Shit
	10:09pm toediodi 🧀: love the sound of it
	10:10pm Greg Ardepenz: Oh my toedioodioodo!
	10:10pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Splash ponchos and Dependz recommended for act number 2 of this programme.
	10:10pm toediodi 🧀: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:11pm toediodi 🧀: this is my new fave song 🖤
	10:11pm toediodi 🧀: om OLO
	10:12pm StringOFperils: River of Shit. Good song to sing at work. Sotto voce.
	10:12pm Greg Ardepenz: This is like when I took acid at Disneyland and never left.
	10:12pm solo mon: Pass the poncho!
	10:13pm solo mon: in dependz is a private and pubic holiday!
	10:13pm StringOFperils: AFter incontinence you want to be debriefed.
	10:13pm toediodi 🧀: olo SOp
	10:14pm Greg Ardepenz: A diarrhea-like high.
	10:15pm toediodi 🧀: i miss The Shitty
	10:16pm toediodi 🧀: love the America song in the bg! (again!)
	10:16pm Greg Ardepenz: Im dust a widow tid!
	10:17pm solo mon: america by a band called “family of god.”
	10:17pm toediodi 🧀: ah cool, thanks solo!
	10:17pm solo mon: hey?! is this educational????
	10:18pm adamdoesit: educational? are logs brown?
	10:18pm arb: only if there's a quiz at the end
	10:18pm Greg Ardepenz: I love that history.
	10:18pm solo mon: debriefed and deloused
	10:19pm solo mon: cha cha history- pretty much everything happened in the eighteen fisties and or the nineteen fisties
	10:19pm solo mon: how now brown log?
	10:20pm toediodi 🧀: it's the little midget king! <3
	10:20pm solo mon: Edutaintment, youre welcome betsey de bob ross.
	10:20pm arb: King Fausto <3
	10:21pm StringOFperils: He's a metrognome, LD.
	10:21pm arb: omg Stringy haha
	10:21pm toediodi 🧀: 18🤜3-19🤜3
	10:21pm chresti: not in the turdies? @solo mon
	10:21pm solo mon: olo🍾sopop
	10:21pm toediodi 🧀: olo SOp
	10:22pm toediodi 🧀: olo chresti\\//!
	10:22pm solo mon: ohh shit chresti are you a historian?!
	10:22pm Greg Ardepenz: This story ends in the turdies. Coiler alert!
	10:22pm solo mon: <passes olo pop to chresti>
	10:22pm toediodi 🧀: olo Greg Ardepenz
	10:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening, cha cha chamber!
	10:23pm solo mon: I hope it’s a crappy ending?
	10:24pm Greg Ardepenz: It will be over in a pinch. But first…
	10:24pm arb: Hi Ken!
	10:24pm solo mon: ken! welcome we are deep in the depths of dependz metaphors,
	10:24pm toediodi 🧀: olo Greg
	10:24pm StringOFperils: Over in a pinch. Ha ha ha. OH man...
	10:25pm Greg Ardepenz: This is the part where the roller coaster clucks to the top of the hill. 🥸
	10:25pm toediodi 🧀: 🤏
	10:26pm toediodi 🧀: hahaha
	10:26pm StringOFperils: White Christian Bitches of The Revolution at the white fontanelle conversation.
	10:27pm adamdoesit: Betzy Ross shoulda sewn adult diapers instead of flags.
	10:27pm Greg Ardepenz: Sickeny.
	10:28pm solo mon: fried chickeny wickeny
	10:28pm toediodi 🧀: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
	10:28pm solo mon: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
	10:28pm StringOFperils: Deep End Ants
	10:29pm chresti: ants really like diapers
	10:29pm WR: let it run
	10:29pm toediodi 🧀: The Pink PAmper knows SOp
	10:29pm Greg Ardepenz: Is this still for cats? I thought this show was for cats?
	10:30pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Told you you needed a splash poncho.
	10:30pm toediodi 🧀: love your new work/phots, Greg!
	10:30pm toediodi 🧀: photo*
	10:30pm Greg Ardepenz: Deputy Vicki played by Don Knotts’ Corpse.
	10:30pm Roberto: That flaming crotch gif reminds me of the time my friend in college was lighting his farts and the frayed threads on his cutoff shorts caught fire.
	10:30pm WR: free to flow
	10:31pm adamdoesit: let freedom rain!
	10:31pm HyperDose: 74%? o.O
	10:31pm toediodi 🧀: blue flame ftw, Roberto!
	10:31pm Greg Ardepenz: Roberto did you get footage?
	10:31pm solo mon: damn. charged with premature evacuation.
	10:32pm StringOFperils: Browncasting w/o a licence.
	10:32pm toediodi 🧀: heinz with the fraunch accent is olo
	10:32pm Greg Ardepenz: Just follow the scent story into the van.
	10:32pm Roberto: Sadly, no. In 1985, footage of tomfoolery was a lot harder to come by.
	10:32pm solo mon: Roberto! hello!
	10:33pm chresti: I had a boyfriend who lit his farts as a party trick
	10:33pm chresti: *for a
	10:33pm toediodi 🧀: i may have lit a fart or 10
	10:33pm HyperDose: Toga party Roberto?
	10:33pm solo mon: farty trick
	10:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: Going off into the deep ends again?
	10:33pm Roberto: Oh wait I thought this was Sara's show. Well, this is awkward.
	10:33pm toediodi 🧀: it's a real crowd pleaser, chresti!\\//
	10:34pm solo mon: wet farts make no flame
	10:34pm solo mon: OLo roberto hahaha
	10:34pm arb: Roberto! Hello!
	10:34pm Greg Ardepenz: This goes out to Roberto! 😻
	10:35pm toediodi 🧀: it's good enough for Bartertown...
	10:35pm toediodi 🧀: olo ROberto
	10:35pm Little Liverwurst: dang wow party pooper was kinda made for this show
	10:36pm solo mon: what better way to celebrate Bertha Vanation ??
	10:36pm Greg Ardepenz: Ive never been a party pooper but I farted in a work meeting once.
	10:36pm solo mon: yeah pretty much sums it up LD 🎉💩
	10:36pm toediodi 🧀: my babies!
	10:37pm Greg Ardepenz: You never get that kind of respect back.
	10:37pm solo mon: “The other kind of scat music.”
	10:37pm StringOFperils: Were you on speaker-phone, Greg?
	10:37pm Roberto: Now I'm trying to figure out a way to introduce the subject of lighting farts to Sara's board.
	10:37pm solo mon: A live spider merkin for summer.
	10:37pm Greg Ardepenz: We were in a huddle.
	10:38pm solo mon: criss cross roberto!
	10:38pm toediodi 🧀: i like to answer zoom roll call with a lil toot
	10:38pm Greg Ardepenz: I said “and break” and clapped my hands.
	10:38pm toediodi 🧀: hands, uh huh
	10:39pm solo mon: it would make a great strip tease ya gotta admit… 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
	10:39pm chresti: olo spodi
	10:39pm toediodi 🧀: no doubt, solo
	10:39pm solo mon: spodiOLO
	10:40pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Going off script? Finally a fucking break!
	10:40pm Little Liverwurst: haha yeah solo! 🕷
	10:41pm toediodi 🧀: ololololo
	10:41pm toediodi 🧀: @The Outfit
	10:41pm Greg Ardepenz: All after your Valium highball. You know.
	10:41pm WR: skirting the point
	10:42pm Tammy: <holds up sign towards edie> POINT SKIRTER
	10:42pm Greg Ardepenz: Chocolate Choo Choo Sybil?
	10:42pm Little Liverwurst: fireworks commentary for the visually-impaired ❤️️❤️️❤️️
	10:42pm Greg Ardepenz: Ooooohhh! Aaaaaah! Sparkling spaghetti!
	10:43pm Greg Ardepenz: Slow down I’m trying to type what you say in my flip phone!
	10:44pm Tammy: <holds up sign> oooooooooh aaaaaaaaaah
	10:44pm WR: waiting for my ah moment.
	10:44pm adamdoesit: Sorry to cut out before the grand fartnale, but I gotta tuck myself into the soft diaper of sleep. Thank you, OLOmon, arb, and Greg Ardepenz! Happy Turd, everyone!
	10:45pm solo mon: hold onto your diaper until you see the brown firework!
	10:45pm arb: thanks adamdoesit, nightie night!
	10:45pm toediodi 🧀: Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah
	10:45pm toediodi 🧀: is this the same guy with the "Eyes" song? it must be
	10:45pm chresti: night adamdoesit!
	10:46pm Greg Ardepenz: Happy Turd adamdoesit!
	10:46pm toediodi 🧀: tata adamdoesit!
	10:46pm Roberto: I'll see myself out. May all your farts burn brightly this 4th.
	10:46pm solo mon: goodnight adamdoesit, you did it very well tonight. Ill save these pops in the cooler for you, happy in dependz day!
	10:46pm toediodi 🧀: adieu Berto
	10:47pm arb: toediodi it's the b-side of Prisencólinensináinciúsol
	10:47pm solo mon: roberto there are no exits.
	10:47pm Roberto: shit
	10:47pm solo mon: yeah it has the same riff as the a side !
	10:48pm arb: yeah basically turns into the a side here
	10:48pm toediodi 🧀: ah, thanks, Arb (guessing that's what i call The eyes song... will verify post show!)
	10:48pm toediodi 🧀: ahh yeah cool cool cool!
	10:48pm solo mon: actuallly - there’s one way out…
	10:49pm Greg Ardepenz: Boom boom boom out the boom boom.
	10:49pm solo mon: not yet, kids, dont boom boom til the finale
	10:50pm arb: L'il Liverwurst can you be our reverse bouncer?
	10:50pm Greg Ardepenz: Oops almost let the gravy go!
	10:50pm solo mon: the exit from cha cha heels is uh clogged.
	10:51pm arb: need a roto rooter to get out
	10:51pm spodiodi: reverse bouncer XD <3
	10:51pm Tammy: <holds up sign> HOLD IT IN.
	10:52pm spodiodi: olo Tammy
	10:52pm Greg Ardepenz: Hold together cheeks!
	10:52pm Tammy: <holds up sign> NOT YET, SPODI.
	10:53pm Tammy: <holds up sign> I'll give you the turd degree.
	10:53pm Greg Ardepenz: This is a hole episode about me in traffic.
	10:53pm WR: if not your own feces, whose feces can i fill it with?
	10:54pm Little Liverwurst: yeah i'm the muscle around here DO NOT boom boom yet
	10:54pm Tammy: <holds up sign> RELEASE YOUR FECE!
	10:54pm WR: I just want a lover who will fill my depends
	10:54pm Little Liverwurst: this is jazz
	10:55pm Tammy: <holds up sign towards greg> SILENT BUT DEADLY
	10:55pm Greg Ardepenz: In retrospect, this seems a little juvenile.
	10:56pm Greg Ardepenz: God bless America.
	10:56pm WR: this sounds like Destination:Out It is destination out
	10:56pm solo mon: I just OLOed myself
	10:57pm spodiodi: olo solo
	10:57pm Greg Ardepenz: So i was actually smelling the farts I couldn’t hear more than the farts I could hear? Pulverized!
	10:57pm spodiodi: Wipe In XD
	10:58pm solo mon: What was everyone expecting???
	10:58pm chresti: someone to depends on
	10:58pm Tammy: <holds up sign> SING ALONG KIDS!
	10:58pm spodiodi: thank you, arb, solo, Greg Arden and Greg Arden! Happy In Dependz Day everyone! BOOM BOOM BOOM! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (too much fun! <3<3<3)
	10:59pm spodiodi: this song... XD
	10:59pm arb: Happy turd of J Spodi!
	10:59pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Follow the bouncing bowel
	10:59pm StringOFperils: Thank you for the Turd of July! Better than a Yule Log.
	11:00pm solo mon: thats a perfect amount of skins btw
	11:00pm WR: Happy turd to all. Thank you Cha Cha players.
	11:00pm arb: haha Sop! thank you for doo-ing it with us
	11:00pm spodiodi: 19🤜9 sound of BOOM
	11:00pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks Spodiodi! Thanks StringOPerils!
	11:00pm arb: turdally WR <3
	11:01pm HyperDose: Love ❤️
	11:01pm Greg Ardepenz: July the Turd Be With You!
	11:01pm spodiodi: "What was everyone expecting??? " olo... indeed
	11:01pm solo mon: thanks to guest i mean ghost writer greg cuz he killed it!
	11:01pm arb: XO HyperD
	11:01pm solo mon: well i really wanna know, leave a comment card please!
	11:02pm arb: yeah! explosive job Greg!
	11:02pm Greg Ardepenz: Excuse me waiter, I never got my pu pu platter…
	11:02pm solo mon: we here at cha cha heels were wondering what you were expecting?
	11:03pm arb: what do fireworks and diarrhea have in common tho?
	11:03pm Little Liverwurst: thank you greg! even more action-packed than expected! 💩💩💩
	11:03pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks Solo! Arb your music is ear delicious! See you all next week…I mean hear. I heard fireworks…
	11:03pm solo mon: xoxox you patrichaotic people
	11:03pm Andres: Cha Cha Hills, a town without pity, a town with a healthy supply of Depends.
	11:03pm spodiodi: i don't know what i was expecting, but this ep/turd of july, In Dependz day will live on forever
	11:04pm solo mon: A town full of petty pants.
	11:04pm WR: I dunno ARB, what do fireworks and diarrhea have in common? (is this like a knock knock joke?)
	11:04pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks Little LW! It was fab meating you!💋💄
	11:05pm solo mon: arb- they are both explosive?
	11:05pm arb: Thank you Greg! 🥰
	11:05pm solo mon: Treat yourself. Have some corn on the cob this week.
	11:06pm chresti: Thank you arb and solo mon and Greg and players for this very special turd of July picknic!
	11:06pm arb: knee high by the turd of july
	11:06pm solo mon: xoxoxox chrestii
	11:06pm Mxter Baba: I like my corncob pre-creamed
	11:06pm arb: Thanks for lighting it up with us Chresti!
	11:06pm solo mon: xoxoxox Lil Liverwurst
	11:06pm arb: Andres XOXOX
	11:07pm Andres: Thanks, solo + arb + Greg! Happy sleep-in tomorrow, Southern neighbours!
	11:07pm solo mon: creamed then set back on the cob. xoxoxox baba!
	11:07pm arb: Mxter Baba chicha for you!
	11:07pm Little Liverwurst: and thank you solo and arb for keeping greg leashed!
	11:07pm Mxter Baba: I'm definitely feeling more of the holiday spirit than I was before
	11:07pm Little Liverwurst: at least long enough to write this episode
	11:07pm solo mon: xoxox andres!
	11:08pm StringOFperils: Gonna be fire crack tomorrow
	11:08pm arb: Lulu does the leashing around here
	11:08pm solo mon: who is gonna clean out the candle salad hot tub tho?
	11:09pm arb: Little LW Luv U
	11:09pm solo mon: xoxox stringy!
	11:09pm spodiodi: i'll get my mop
	11:09pm arb: Heinz?
	11:09pm spodiodi: ... for Heinz
	11:10pm solo mon: heinz hurry heinz hurry
	11:10pm spodiodi: 😗
	11:10pm chresti: lil liverwurst, you were on the writing team?
	11:10pm arb: Stringy thanks for coming to our cultural festivity
	11:10pm Cuddles: HEINZ HURRY HEINZ
	11:10pm Little Liverwurst: haha i was not chresti i wouldn't dare
	11:11pm StringOFperils: Thank YOU!
	11:11pm WR: thank you thank you. 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎
	11:11pm Mxter Baba: Can I start sleeping now? Please play these crickets all night.
	11:11pm Tammy: <holds up sign> String of perils learned about a foreign culture.
	11:11pm Little Liverwurst: yes thank you solo and arb 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎 my new favorite holiday!!!
	11:12pm arb: Looking forward to Walturdisnacht
	11:12pm solo mon: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 always there for you when theres no applause 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎
	11:13pm solo mon: olo arb!
	11:15pm chresti: OLO Tammy @11:11 bra vo!
	11:15pm Mxter Baba: i'm still here, blearily glazing at the screen
	11:16pm spodiodi: cheers, Mxter Baba. 👀 me too
	11:16pm solo mon: me too baba!
	11:16pm Mxter Baba: While I was walking down the streets of Oakland blasting this out of my little gadget, I passed two pedicure places and then ate some corn
	11:17pm solo mon: its a holiday we are allowed to stay out late.
	11:17pm StringOFperils: I'm pooped out.
	11:17pm Mxter Baba: one was called Trendy Nails and one was something like Hot Nail$
	11:17pm chresti: Perfect Mxter Baba!
	11:17pm WR: oLo SOp
	11:18pm StringOFperils: Crunk Nasty Nails
	11:19pm solo mon: did they have patrick nagel people painted on the window??
	11:19pm StringOFperils: Well, shall we eat the after-mirth?
	11:19pm Mxter Baba: Snail$ 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
	11:19pm Mxter Baba: Escort Toes
	11:20pm WR: ha, the stream is playing The Blue Match by Soul Fever. good after party tune
	11:20pm solo mon: escargtoes
	11:20pm Mxter Baba: solo! was there a LAW passed that Nagel imagery must be at every salon?!?!?!
	11:20pm solo mon: yeah the stream has been on party mode fun
	11:21pm Greg Ardepenz: I was actually chained to the stove for the last ten minutes! 👁thanks everyone for listening. Have a lovely week!
	11:21pm spodiodi: let's light it up
	11:21pm chresti: Never had my nails done. Mostly foot massage available in these parts
	11:21pm Mxter Baba: Do the kidz even know Nagel anymore?? Didn't he die after an aerobics class, or was that nother lie some prankster told me that I wanted to believe?
	11:21pm solo mon: has to be nagel or you wont be successful
	11:21pm WR: Thank you Greg creating new memories for us.
	11:22pm solo mon: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN HUSBAND
	11:22pm spodiodi: i've had one foot massage, and it was like the best thing i've ever experienced
	11:22pm spodiodi: (by a professional)
	11:22pm solo mon: Lets open a new wave bagel store Patrick Bagel
	11:23pm Mxter Baba: Holy BLEEP, he was only 38 when he died?!?!? from the WIKI: Nagel died February 4, 1984, after participating in a 15-minute celebrity "aerobathon" to raise funds for the American Heart Association in Santa Monica. An autopsy determined his cause of death was a heart attack, and a further autopsy revealed that Nagel had a congenital heart defect that went undetected his entire life.
	11:23pm spodiodi: he made it 2 years longer then GG Allin
	11:23pm StringOFperils: You can see the heart defect in his drawings.
	11:24pm solo mon: oh yeah the patrick nagel story is wild! and involves aerobics in death
	11:25pm StringOFperils: I thought he choked on LeRoy Neiman.
	11:27pm Mxter Baba: I guess I sometimes conflate him with Vargas
	11:27pm solo mon: haaaaaa sop!
	11:28pm solo mon: henry darger but make it nagel
	11:29pm solo mon: dont mix cocaine and jazzercize
	11:30pm StringOFperils: Good advice for the nation.
	11:30pm Mxter Baba: Richard at the back door!
	11:30pm solo mon: where are all the gg allin nail salons??
	11:31pm spodiodi: no se
	11:32pm StringOFperils: ManiPediPoopi
	11:32pm Mxter Baba: I once saw someone singing and dancing in adult diapers and then pulling bagels out of them and throwing them at people. coincidence?
	11:33pm solo mon: clearly a SIGN baba
	11:33pm spodiodi: i just found out he was only 36 when he took that big doodie to heaven... snd thought of him during tonight's episode at the mention of Ex-Lax
	11:33pm Mxter Baba: I also used to go go dance in adult diapers, it really helps cut down the need for a bathroom break
	11:33pm solo mon: pedi pooper!
	11:34pm Mxter Baba: have you seen that GG Allin coloring book? It's a fundraiser for his offspring
	11:34pm spodiodi: had a friend who's rugby frat used to have Dependz parties
	11:35pm solo mon: thats the brand they use in cha cha hills- “gg’s triple ex lax”
	11:35pm spodiodi: only heard of it, Baba
	11:36pm Mxter Baba: they advise using lots of brown and red crayons for the coloring book. it's a horrifying biography of his life and death
	11:36pm solo mon: fun fact: EVERYONE at times square new years is wearing dependz
	11:36pm spodiodi: i think maybe from you?
	11:37pm Mxter Baba: solo: THAT'S some product "placement!"
	11:37pm spodiodi: ha solo! never thought about it, but that can't be far from the truth
	11:38pm StringOFperils: For the big drop at midnight. Good to be prepared.
	11:38pm solo mon: m.youtube.com... PARTY POOPER
	11:38pm spodiodi: olo SOp
	11:39pm Mxter Baba: I'm sure I must've mentioned the Brown Wedding at my house. The cake was a HUGE pile of chocolate ganache shit served on a toilet seat
	11:39pm solo mon: new years resolution “to not shit my pants in the new year.” ooops!
	11:40pm Mxter Baba: well, solo, when you blow it that quick, you can relax for the rest of the year
	11:40pm solo mon: oh my baba no i hadnt turd of that yet! sounds amazing!
	11:41pm StringOFperils: I someone who was at a party that had a toilet bowl full of lemon vodka jello punch, with O Henry bars suspended in it.
	11:41pm Mxter Baba: It was a Subgenius™ wedding
	11:41pm solo mon: if you poop your pants on nye, the only direction is up.
	11:41pm chresti: Black Randy pooped at parties in purses, soup so I've heard
	11:42pm solo mon: of course!
	11:42pm chresti: *and soup,
	11:43pm Mxter Baba: pooped in soup?
	11:43pm solo mon: thats why youre not supposed to leave your purse unattended
	11:44pm spodiodi: poopen um WC
	11:44pm chresti: yes, poop soop
	11:45pm chresti: a vindictive party pooper
	11:45pm spodiodi: i love that, SOp (makes note)
	11:45pm StringOFperils: Better to ordure the salad.
	11:45pm Mxter Baba: this is why I don't host parties at my house anymore
	11:45pm solo mon: serial party pooper
	11:46pm chresti: cereal pooper
	11:46pm solo mon: at least you know the salad’s been tossed.
	11:46pm spodiodi: we broke into a model home one night and left some prizes in the fridge
	11:47pm spodiodi: on plates
	11:47pm StringOFperils: That's some staging, right there.
	11:47pm spodiodi: indeed
	11:48pm chresti: poop odourves
	11:49pm solo mon: Canacrapes
	11:49pm solo mon: or a shartcuterie board perhaps?
	11:49pm spodiodi: 🤔
	11:50pm spodiodi: makes note
	11:50pm StringOFperils: Sploosh amuse-bouche
	11:55pm solo mon: apooptizers
	11:57pm chresti: ham sandwich with poopon mustard
	11:59pm solo mon: why is there grey poop on this sandwich? does chrestis friend work here?
	12:06am chresti: olo!
	1:17am Jennifer: I do not poop at parties

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from July 3, 2022

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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July 3, 2022: In Dependz Day

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
	a song
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"
Anthony & The Sophomores	It Depends On You	0:03:25 (Pop-up)
Mod Singers & Mod Lads	Let's Have Some Fun	0:06:18 (Pop-up)
Sandy Sarjeant	Can't Stop The Want	0:10:00 (Pop-up)
Bobby Peterson Quintet	Mama Get Your Hammer	0:15:15 (Pop-up)
Mike Adkins	The Invaders Are Here	0:18:03 (Pop-up)
Bruce Culver	Square Record "Square Record" by "Bruce Culver"	0:02:33 (Pop-up)
Bernadette Carroll	The Humpty-Dump	0:26:35 (Pop-up)
The Mar-Keys	Bush Bash "Bush Bash" by "The Mar-Keys"	0:28:45 (Pop-up)
Joyce Hahn	The Picnic "The Picnic" by "Joyce Hahn"	0:36:36 (Pop-up)
Patsy Ann Noble	Private Property "Private Property" by "Patsy Ann Noble"	0:40:39 (Pop-up)
A.C. Reed	I Got Money To Burn "I Got Money To Burn" by "A.C. Reed"	0:42:35 (Pop-up)
The Lords	The World Is Falling Down	0:46:15 (Pop-up)
Johnny & The Hurricanes	Crossfire	0:50:31 (Pop-up)
Johnny Starr	Fire Burns "Fire Burns" by "Johnny Starr"	0:52:45 (Pop-up)
O. Jay Oliver with the Groove Riders	Good Gravy	0:59:15 (Pop-up)
Bo Diddley	Great Grandfather "Great Grandfather" by "Bo Diddley"	1:03:00 (Pop-up)
Fugs	River Of Shit "River Of Shit" by "Fugs"	1:05:22 (Pop-up)
Jay Bush & The House Rockers	Dynamite Big	1:12:15 (Pop-up)
Floyd Van	King Of The Mountain "King Of The Mountain" by "Floyd Van"	1:15:53 (Pop-up)
Jo Ann Smith	Give A Man A Tree "Give A Man A Tree" by "Jo Ann Smith"	1:18:25 (Pop-up)
Big Beats	Under Arrest "Under Arrest" by "Big Beats"	1:26:15 (Pop-up)
Bobby Lord	Party Pooper "Party Pooper" by "Bobby Lord"	1:30:35 (Pop-up)
Majamood	200 Million Red Ants "200 Million Red Ants" by "Majamood"	1:32:34 (Pop-up)
Adriano Celentano	Disc Jockey "Disc Jockey" by "Adriano Celentano"	1:39:15 (Pop-up)
Bobbyteens	Firecracker "Firecracker" by "Bobbyteens"	1:45:25 (Pop-up)
The Imposters	Wipe In "Wipe In" by "The Imposters"	1:52:34 (Pop-up)
The Fabulous Four Skins	Diarrhea "Diarrhea" by "The Fabulous Four Skins"	1:54:35 (Pop-up)
Gene Pitney	Town Without Pity "Town Without Pity" by "Gene Pitney"	1:56:30 (Pop-up)
Lee Hazlewood	Let's Burn Down The Kornfield	2:00:46 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:41pm solo mon: Happy In Dependz Day on this day the Turd day of July 2022. Big thanks to this episode’s writer Greg Arden and guest voices by Greg Arden. Splash ponchos AND adult fashion diapers recommended for act “number 2.” Upper deckers not permitted. Please sign this release before you listen to the show.
	8:59pm WR: I've been trying to figure out what size depends is most comfy but effective for me.
	9:01pm spodiodi: hi solo! hi arb! hi everyone!
	9:01pm WR: blue too dark, unless you are going to change the text color. but that and be tweeked as you go,
	9:02pm spodiodi: hi Greg Arden! hi WR!
	9:03pm Little Danny: hey look everybody got my diapers on, the ones with the little american flags
	9:03pm chresti: Hi solo mon and arb and cha chas!
	9:04pm WR: June Allison, yes, help us. we are depending on you to guide us.
	9:04pm arb: Hi babies!!!
	9:04pm solo mon: hi cha chas! some tech diffiCULT teees
	9:04pm arb: any adults here tonight?
	9:05pm solo mon: dependz!
	9:05pm solo mon: Hi WR!
	9:05pm Little Danny: hehe solo :)
	9:05pm chresti: I need to watch daytime tv to ketchup on the latest diaper line
	9:05pm solo mon: hi chresti!
	9:06pm WR: pure adulteration
	9:06pm solo mon: hi spodio!
	9:06pm adamdoesit: Blublublublublublu… oops. Good thing I have Dependz. Hi OLOmon, arb, and visitors to the Forest of Greg Arden!
	9:06pm solo mon: The adult diapers are very very fashionable nowadays, at least among MY friends.
	9:07pm arb: Hello Spodiodi! Hello WR!
	9:07pm solo mon: adam! hi!
	9:07pm arb: Hi Little Danny! Hi Chresti!
	9:07pm solo mon: LD! hellohay!
	9:07pm Andres: Hi, solo mon + arb + Greg! Hello, Dependables!
	9:07pm arb: hi adamdoesit!! hi Andres!!
	9:07pm Andres: Credit for Cha Cha Boots remix?
	9:07pm solo mon: andres! pull up!
	9:08pm Greg Ardepenz: Hello friends! Solo wanted me to come out in a kimono, we had a terrible fight.😇
	9:08pm chresti: Hi Greg cha cha!
	9:08pm solo mon: Nobodies going anywhere… except in their pants.
	9:08pm arb: Solo is Mx. Mxter
	9:09pm solo mon: Greg kimono my house, oh you are already!
	9:09pm adamdoesit: The secret of our adult diaper is in this highly absorbent adult film.
	9:09pm solo mon: solo remix cha cha boots ;-)
	9:09pm chresti: Ah!
	9:09pm Greg Ardepenz: Hi Spodiodi! Hi Chresti! Andres! Oops gotta dance!
	9:09pm Andres: Remix going to top of the dance charts!
	9:10pm solo mon: olo adam
	9:10pm arb: nobody bickers better
	9:10pm Greg Ardepenz: What’s the word??
	9:11pm chresti: no, INVISABLE
	9:11pm Andres: It’s Depends on you.
	9:11pm solo mon: professional bickerers
	9:11pm Little Danny: every ad for adult diapers must have either a photo of a kindly elder couple on beach cruisers, or a kindly elder couple eating hot dogs and having fun
	9:11pm solo mon: thanks andres! (top of the sharts)
	9:12pm solo mon: hot dogs are the true test of a working dependz.
	9:12pm solo mon: “invisible to all”
	9:12pm chresti: right LD, and they're always fit and very very happy
	9:12pm Doug Schulkind: I'm very excited. I've been invited to a bbq and flag burning party tomorrow. Hello, Cha Cha faithful!
	9:12pm adamdoesit: Dependz were made for beach weiners.
	9:13pm arb: Hi Doug! Those are the only burners i can hang out with
	9:13pm solo mon: Doug! burn the flag, and make some s’mores :-)
	9:13pm Little Danny: hi doug!
	9:14pm Greg Ardepenz: Oh and a big hellllllllooooooooooo! To ARB! Loving the song choices!!!!
	9:14pm mxtr baba: listening on my mobile device like it's a boom box down the city streets!
	9:14pm Little Danny: this track :)
	9:14pm solo mon: my new drag name is Sandy Weiners.
	9:14pm chresti: Hi Doug! Through thick and thin !
	9:15pm arb: Hello Greg! Loving the word choices!!!
	9:15pm solo mon: yexxx mxter baba on the gogo!
	9:15pm Greg Ardepenz: Hi Doug! Hi Little Danny! Hope you like your potato salad with extra Miracle Whip! 😇
	9:15pm arb: Hi mxtr baba and city street!
	9:15pm solo mon: this is a good walking down the street in adult diapers vibe song
	9:16pm WR: mxtr babakins! Greatly enjoyed your joining in with Linda Haygood on the uboob link you shared yesterday!
	9:16pm chresti: mxter babakins on the street!
	9:16pm Greg Ardepenz: Mxter Baba! Turn it up it freedom rock!! ♥️
	9:17pm solo mon: there hasnt been an in dependz day in 2 years! Big loads…
	9:17pm StringOFperils: Ha ha. This is great.
	9:17pm mxtr baba: certainly NOT in Cha Cha Flats!
	9:18pm Greg Ardepenz: Masticate it!!
	9:18pm solo mon: stringy!!!
	9:18pm WR: mxter babakins on backup vocals (for laters) youtu.be...
	9:18pm StringOFperils: Cha Cha CHitizens
	9:18pm adamdoesit: Ma's a compulsive masticator.
	9:18pm arb: Hi Stringy!!
	9:19pm solo mon: olo adam!
	9:19pm Greg Ardepenz: StringOPerils!! Welcome Happy Turd!
	9:19pm spodiodi: SOp!
	9:19pm solo mon: Chitizen Caned
	9:19pm StringOFperils: Hello arb and solo mon and everyone on Bouvier-Beale Street.
	9:20pm HyperDose: laughing my butt off!
	9:20pm spodiodi: olo at this song
	9:20pm solo mon: Chitty Chitty cha cha bang bang
	9:20pm StringOFperils: Hey Greg. Nice writin'!
	9:20pm mxtr baba: did I just hear "Glen Gould boogie woogie?"
	9:20pm solo mon: hi hi hyperD!
	9:20pm Greg Ardepenz: Chitizen UNchained with this boogie. 🐾
	9:20pm arb: HyPerD!
	9:21pm solo mon: I want a movie of Mxter Baba strutting down the street to this
	9:21pm adamdoesit: What with all the crime on Bovier-Beale Street these days, I've taken to carrying my mad money in my adult diaper. Don't get your panties in a wad, I say, get your wad in your Dependz!
	9:21pm chresti: sol mon, totally!
	9:21pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks StringO! 🥳
	9:21pm solo mon: Glenn garry glenn Gould
	9:22pm spodiodi: 🪰🔨
	9:22pm Little Danny: haha
	9:22pm Greg Ardepenz: Adam does it😆
	9:22pm solo mon: If we could only shit money!
	9:22pm WR: get the hammer, the flies on the baby's head. Still trying to figure out where that came from...
	9:22pm spodiodi: hey LD!
	9:22pm solo mon: olo spodio
	9:23pm WR: oLo adamdoesit
	9:23pm solo mon: hammers near fontanelles = tragedy
	9:24pm solo mon: multiple Iced Olo pops being handed out.
	9:24pm arb: uh oh is Korny in relapse?
	9:24pm chresti: Ha adamdoesit!
	9:24pm solo mon: prolapse
	9:24pm StringOFperils: Korny is in lapse.
	9:24pm Little Danny: floor show music ❤️️❤️️❤️️
	9:25pm Little Danny: prolapse > relapse
	9:25pm Greg Ardepenz: Are you a pumper or a pamper?
	9:25pm solo mon: he’s swimmin lapse
	9:25pm solo mon: fast paced floor show
	9:26pm Little Danny: korny has definitely been up for 72 hours
	9:26pm Andres: Korny lapsed? Sad news. May he RIP.
	9:26pm Greg Ardepenz: Trucker speed. It’s a talkers best friend.
	9:27pm solo mon: the brownest flower
	9:27pm chresti: the faster the music the faster the talking
	9:28pm StringOFperils: Strap on your load of freedom.
	9:28pm Andres: Fast talkin’.
	9:28pm Tammy: <holds up sign> so many cue cards I need a vacation already.
	9:28pm Little Danny: i wanted korny's spiel to keep accelerating for 20 more minutes
	9:28pm StringOFperils: One skid mark if by land, two if by sea
	9:28pm Greg Ardepenz: Tammy lost a nail.
	9:29pm chresti: This song!
	9:29pm solo mon: booty bumps = nature’s fireworks
	9:29pm adamdoesit: Round record, brown record.
	9:29pm Andres: Town leader without pity.
	9:29pm Andres: There was a lot in there.
	9:30pm Greg Ardepenz: Brown record, brown sound. Brown sound stunning! Clack!
	9:30pm Andres: Also the new Depends slogan.
	9:30pm solo mon: second round of olo pops for adam andres greg sop chresti
	9:30pm StringOFperils: Brown-O-Phonic
	9:30pm solo mon: it bears repooping
	9:30pm Greg Ardepenz: A brown without shitting.
	9:31pm Little Danny: lol @ "humpty-dump"
	9:31pm adamdoesit: today's olo pops are tomorrows olo poops.
	9:31pm WR: Every morning, I hope for a humpty dump. So I can go through the day with relief.
	9:31pm Greg Ardepenz: Take me to gutter and turn the hose on momma!!
	9:32pm solo mon: OLOpoooop olo 💩 🍦 soft serve
	9:32pm solo mon: greg injured himself doing her instructions
	9:32pm adamdoesit: All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't push Humpty's prolapse back in!
	9:33pm solo mon: OLOapse! 🕳🥚
	9:33pm Little Danny: humpty-dumpty is really into cleveland steamers, kinda seems obvious in retrospect huh
	9:34pm solo mon: olo pop 4 LD
	9:34pm chresti: I knew someone when I was growing up in Santa Maria that compacted his butt waste into bricks
	9:34pm WR: bush bash sounds like a funkified ooh pooppa doo
	9:35pm solo mon: ooh poop a doodoo yes!
	9:35pm adamdoesit: chresti, I've heard of shitting bricks, but whoa.
	9:35pm arb: Francine's Deodorama
	9:35pm Greg Ardepenz: Friendly home invasions.
	9:36pm Doug Schulkind: I only wear incontinence briefs when I'm on the Continent.
	9:37pm Little Danny: incontinence is what brought this town together, c'mon francine
	9:37pm Greg Ardepenz: Honk honk!
	9:37pm arb: you won't be allowed into the incontinental breakfast otherwise
	9:38pm spodiodi: indeed!
	9:38pm solo mon: olo pop doug! Im mid atlantic incontenance
	9:38pm Greg Ardepenz: Arb!😂
	9:38pm spodiodi: olo arb@
	9:38pm solo mon: sneaks olo pop to arb dont tell the biss
	9:39pm chresti: adamdoesit, he was a survivalist kind of guy that I think may of worked at Vandenberg AF base at some point before he was around
	9:39pm Little Danny: the incontinental congress has been meeting since 1774
	9:39pm Little Danny: what could be more patriotic
	9:39pm solo mon: he should learn how to poop bricks!
	9:39pm mxtr baba doodoo: I just saw John Waters declare that these are our Golden Shower years!!
	9:39pm Greg Ardepenz: I used to liquidate porn theatres quite a bit.
	9:39pm StringOFperils: Liquidating a porn theater would be a great memory to have.
	9:40pm spodiodi: that's some shit, chresti!\\// olo
	9:40pm chresti: OLO incontinental
	9:40pm solo mon: olo SOPolo
	9:40pm StringOFperils: Liquid assets
	9:41pm Greg Ardepenz: I remember liquids.
	9:41pm chresti: liquid ass sets
	9:41pm solo mon: liquid assets in a bear market
	9:41pm Greg Ardepenz: And fluids.
	9:41pm mxtr baba doodoo: I wear Fancy Pantz "adult" diapers exclusively
	9:41pm Andres: I want everything too!
	9:42pm WR: rebel rah shah shah!
	9:42pm Little Danny: i'm bringing my famous sausage rolls to the picnic
	9:42pm arb: poor l'il rich girl
	9:42pm Greg Ardepenz: Ma’ meat. 🤮
	9:42pm solo mon: meet you all down at the towne rounde right next to the towne pump (kornholdt)
	9:43pm solo mon: <bows down to this picnic song.>
	9:43pm Greg Ardepenz: Nice to ma’ meat you Mrs. Fishpaw!
	9:43pm Little Danny: yeah i am kinda into this couple
	9:43pm solo mon: tangy cheese
	9:44pm Greg Ardepenz: This is not about food I think.
	9:44pm HyperDose: Hot dog please...I'll be the bun
	9:44pm solo mon: “my little liver wurst”
	9:45pm spodiodi: The Picnic ... 10/10
	9:45pm chresti: how come I don't get called lil' liverworst?
	9:45pm solo mon: We got six dogs but eight buns, what are we gonna do??
	9:45pm Greg Ardepenz: Let’s all go to 7/11 and watch the hot dogs on the rollers and sip our slurpees.
	9:45pm mxtr baba doodoo: who's tossing this salad?
	9:46pm solo mon: chresti - my little liverwurst!
	9:46pm Greg Ardepenz: Grandma is tossing but you gotta kinda do it for her from behind!
	9:46pm solo mon: baba theres a candle salad hot tub buffet atbthe town rounde!
	9:46pm Little Liverwurst: sorry chresti there can't be two of us around here
	9:47pm Little Liverwurst: love this song!!!
	9:47pm solo mon: Lil’ Braunshwagger
	9:47pm mxtr baba doodoo: extra "mayo" please!
	9:48pm adamdoesit: Sandy weiners and brown salads… what kind of picnic is this?
	9:48pm WR: sweet sweet A. C. Reed song!
	9:48pm spodiodi: solo, you beat me to it
	9:48pm solo mon: adam - this is what america has devolved into
	9:48pm chresti: LOLLing all over the floor here
	9:49pm Little Liverwurst: uh oh korny
	9:49pm StringOFperils: Call Sandy Wiener for a brown salad. 323-8791.
	9:49pm Greg Ardepenz: Miracle Whip or Mayo? Or specific uses of either…discuss. Kids.
	9:49pm Tammy: <holds up sign> HEY KIDS!
	9:49pm adamdoesit: olo SOp!
	9:50pm WR: visitation cassettes!
	9:50pm mxtr baba doodoo: Miracle Whip only at holy cumunion
	9:50pm chresti: Happy turd!
	9:50pm Greg Ardepenz: Oh right his face. Have you ever thought about poor Korny’s face. It must be obsession worthy.
	9:51pm Andres: All you can eat spag? Real Parmesan or Kraft?
	9:51pm adamdoesit: Tangy cheese, any way you grate it, Andres.
	9:52pm solo mon: Happy July Turd everyone! i will take mayo miracle whip and aoli please!
	9:52pm spodiodi: olo adamdoesit
	9:52pm Greg Ardepenz: Andres I grew up in a Kraft world. And spaghetti took three days to make.
	9:52pm solo mon: i collect visitation cassettes if anyone has any to trade
	9:53pm spodiodi: that gif is my new fave
	9:53pm HyperDose: What if we held hands in the In-N-Out drive thru? JK! JK! ...unless? 😳👉🏾‍👈🏾‍
	9:53pm StringOFperils: Kraft Parmesan is actually toe cheese.
	9:53pm Greg Ardepenz: I have three cassettes in my “purse” meet me in the steam room.
	9:53pm chresti: <the correct way to fall down
	9:53pm WR: ^^^what spodiodi said. I was too mesmerized to type
	9:54pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Parmesan IS grated heels!
	9:54pm Greg Ardepenz: StringOPerils I was an avid shrimper in the 90s so it doesn’t surprise me at all that toe cheese is what I were missing’.
	9:55pm solo mon: “natures cassette player” uh huh
	9:55pm Greg Ardepenz: Tammy noooo!!!
	9:55pm StringOFperils: At least you didn't say big shrimper
	9:55pm solo mon: summer is officially shrimp season
	9:56pm Little Liverwurst: the hand clapping is 🔥
	9:56pm Greg Ardepenz: It’s more like natures 8track if I’m honest. But I’m not. 😇
	9:56pm arb: 🦭
	9:56pm solo mon: we got to hear the ladies at the drive through espresso talk about toe nail extensions today!
	9:56pm Little Liverwurst: arb :)
	9:56pm spodiodi: ill
	9:57pm solo mon: Nature’s teddy ruxpin story hole
	9:57pm HyperDose: If the shrimp boat captain don't talk like this, I ain't gettin' on! youtu.be...
	9:57pm Greg Ardepenz: Even though I was a shrimper I was still a size queen.
	9:57pm solo mon: this song is 🔥🔥🔥
	9:58pm StringOFperils: I could use some toenail crampons and a double espresso
	9:58pm solo mon: shrimp boats are comin’ is gregs favorite song.
	9:58pm spodiodi: anything goes when it comes to toes, cause shrimpin ain't easy
	9:58pm Greg Ardepenz: Can anyone relate or expand on toenail extensions?
	9:59pm solo mon: my fav snippet of conversation “both my big toenails are completely fake”
	9:59pm spodiodi: ugh
	10:00pm spodiodi: 🤮
	10:00pm mxtr baba doodoo: like beaded braids on the toenails?
	10:00pm solo mon: mount rushnwhore
	10:00pm StringOFperils: Toenail extensions are handy for travelling on the outside of pubic transit vehicles
	10:00pm solo mon: topiary toenails
	10:00pm Greg Ardepenz: Also $175 to have your toenails extended…
	10:01pm adamdoesit: Do fake toenails develop faux cheese?
	10:01pm spodiodi: E-Z Cheeze
	10:01pm mxtr baba doodoo: can I get a toe reduction so my nail extensions are more enhanced?
	10:02pm Little Liverwurst: 💅💅💅
	10:02pm StringOFperils: I'm having my toenails extended into an outstandingly filigreed replica of John Hancock's signature just for In Depends Day
	10:02pm solo mon: “ill have mine with lots of cheese” - Taffy
	10:02pm Greg Ardepenz: Can I have a toenail on my Cha Cha?
	10:03pm spodiodi: olo Little Liv
	10:03pm solo mon: Olopops sop and spodi (ill leave them in the cooler for now)
	10:03pm HyperDose: Does Pfizer make a pill for toenail hubris?
	10:03pm chresti: wow fake toenails, how do they get rid of the real ones? by dissolving them?
	10:03pm mxtr baba doodoo: Shrimpblades
	10:04pm Greg Ardepenz: Mortifichia Kollins Cha Chamerican hero!
	10:04pm adamdoesit: ololo nature's diarrhea… the tootsie rolls were foreshadowing!
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Greg! How many times have I told you to stop chewing on your Cha Cha toenail?!!
	10:04pm spodiodi: chresti 🔨
	10:04pm Tammy: <holds up sign> NO FALSIES in the candle salad hot tub!
	10:04pm Little Liverwurst: John Hancock's Signature Depends™ come with a free copy of the Declaration of InDepends
	10:05pm Greg Ardepenz: StringOPerils Once I hit the cheese I’m like a pigeon on a chicken bone.
	10:05pm solo mon: OLO lil’ liverwurst!
	10:06pm spodiodi: olo Greg Arden 🦴
	10:06pm Little Liverwurst: this song hell yeah
	10:06pm chresti: OLO Little Liverwurst
	10:06pm Greg Ardepenz: 😂La Wurst!
	10:06pm solo mon: adamdoesit, greg just radio hitchcoked that tootsieroll!
	10:06pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha. In general
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Tru and truer.
	10:07pm adamdoesit: olo liverwurst lil! Thomas Jefferson Edition Dependz keep your love of brown a secret.
	10:08pm solo mon: grandfathers log jam ride at the Enchachachanted forest amusement park.
	10:08pm solo mon: wab Tesla coil dependz?
	10:09pm solo mon: olo pops all aroundo
	10:09pm Greg Ardepenz: I almost made the haunted house a log ride at Enchachanted Forrest once.
	10:09pm toediodi 🧀: olo Rivers of Shit
	10:09pm toediodi 🧀: love the sound of it
	10:10pm Greg Ardepenz: Oh my toedioodioodo!
	10:10pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Splash ponchos and Dependz recommended for act number 2 of this programme.
	10:10pm toediodi 🧀: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:11pm toediodi 🧀: this is my new fave song 🖤
	10:11pm toediodi 🧀: om OLO
	10:12pm StringOFperils: River of Shit. Good song to sing at work. Sotto voce.
	10:12pm Greg Ardepenz: This is like when I took acid at Disneyland and never left.
	10:12pm solo mon: Pass the poncho!
	10:13pm solo mon: in dependz is a private and pubic holiday!
	10:13pm StringOFperils: AFter incontinence you want to be debriefed.
	10:13pm toediodi 🧀: olo SOp
	10:14pm Greg Ardepenz: A diarrhea-like high.
	10:15pm toediodi 🧀: i miss The Shitty
	10:16pm toediodi 🧀: love the America song in the bg! (again!)
	10:16pm Greg Ardepenz: Im dust a widow tid!
	10:17pm solo mon: america by a band called “family of god.”
	10:17pm toediodi 🧀: ah cool, thanks solo!
	10:17pm solo mon: hey?! is this educational????
	10:18pm adamdoesit: educational? are logs brown?
	10:18pm arb: only if there's a quiz at the end
	10:18pm Greg Ardepenz: I love that history.
	10:18pm solo mon: debriefed and deloused
	10:19pm solo mon: cha cha history- pretty much everything happened in the eighteen fisties and or the nineteen fisties
	10:19pm solo mon: how now brown log?
	10:20pm toediodi 🧀: it's the little midget king! <3
	10:20pm solo mon: Edutaintment, youre welcome betsey de bob ross.
	10:20pm arb: King Fausto <3
	10:21pm StringOFperils: He's a metrognome, LD.
	10:21pm arb: omg Stringy haha
	10:21pm toediodi 🧀: 18🤜3-19🤜3
	10:21pm chresti: not in the turdies? @solo mon
	10:21pm solo mon: olo🍾sopop
	10:21pm toediodi 🧀: olo SOp
	10:22pm toediodi 🧀: olo chresti\\//!
	10:22pm solo mon: ohh shit chresti are you a historian?!
	10:22pm Greg Ardepenz: This story ends in the turdies. Coiler alert!
	10:22pm solo mon: <passes olo pop to chresti>
	10:22pm toediodi 🧀: olo Greg Ardepenz
	10:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening, cha cha chamber!
	10:23pm solo mon: I hope it’s a crappy ending?
	10:24pm Greg Ardepenz: It will be over in a pinch. But first…
	10:24pm arb: Hi Ken!
	10:24pm solo mon: ken! welcome we are deep in the depths of dependz metaphors,
	10:24pm toediodi 🧀: olo Greg
	10:24pm StringOFperils: Over in a pinch. Ha ha ha. OH man...
	10:25pm Greg Ardepenz: This is the part where the roller coaster clucks to the top of the hill. 🥸
	10:25pm toediodi 🧀: 🤏
	10:26pm toediodi 🧀: hahaha
	10:26pm StringOFperils: White Christian Bitches of The Revolution at the white fontanelle conversation.
	10:27pm adamdoesit: Betzy Ross shoulda sewn adult diapers instead of flags.
	10:27pm Greg Ardepenz: Sickeny.
	10:28pm solo mon: fried chickeny wickeny
	10:28pm toediodi 🧀: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
	10:28pm solo mon: 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
	10:28pm StringOFperils: Deep End Ants
	10:29pm chresti: ants really like diapers
	10:29pm WR: let it run
	10:29pm toediodi 🧀: The Pink PAmper knows SOp
	10:29pm Greg Ardepenz: Is this still for cats? I thought this show was for cats?
	10:30pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Told you you needed a splash poncho.
	10:30pm toediodi 🧀: love your new work/phots, Greg!
	10:30pm toediodi 🧀: photo*
	10:30pm Greg Ardepenz: Deputy Vicki played by Don Knotts’ Corpse.
	10:30pm Roberto: That flaming crotch gif reminds me of the time my friend in college was lighting his farts and the frayed threads on his cutoff shorts caught fire.
	10:30pm WR: free to flow
	10:31pm adamdoesit: let freedom rain!
	10:31pm HyperDose: 74%? o.O
	10:31pm toediodi 🧀: blue flame ftw, Roberto!
	10:31pm Greg Ardepenz: Roberto did you get footage?
	10:31pm solo mon: damn. charged with premature evacuation.
	10:32pm StringOFperils: Browncasting w/o a licence.
	10:32pm toediodi 🧀: heinz with the fraunch accent is olo
	10:32pm Greg Ardepenz: Just follow the scent story into the van.
	10:32pm Roberto: Sadly, no. In 1985, footage of tomfoolery was a lot harder to come by.
	10:32pm solo mon: Roberto! hello!
	10:33pm chresti: I had a boyfriend who lit his farts as a party trick
	10:33pm chresti: *for a
	10:33pm toediodi 🧀: i may have lit a fart or 10
	10:33pm HyperDose: Toga party Roberto?
	10:33pm solo mon: farty trick
	10:33pm Ken From Hyde Park: Going off into the deep ends again?
	10:33pm Roberto: Oh wait I thought this was Sara's show. Well, this is awkward.
	10:33pm toediodi 🧀: it's a real crowd pleaser, chresti!\\//
	10:34pm solo mon: wet farts make no flame
	10:34pm solo mon: OLo roberto hahaha
	10:34pm arb: Roberto! Hello!
	10:34pm Greg Ardepenz: This goes out to Roberto! 😻
	10:35pm toediodi 🧀: it's good enough for Bartertown...
	10:35pm toediodi 🧀: olo ROberto
	10:35pm Little Liverwurst: dang wow party pooper was kinda made for this show
	10:36pm solo mon: what better way to celebrate Bertha Vanation ??
	10:36pm Greg Ardepenz: Ive never been a party pooper but I farted in a work meeting once.
	10:36pm solo mon: yeah pretty much sums it up LD 🎉💩
	10:36pm toediodi 🧀: my babies!
	10:37pm Greg Ardepenz: You never get that kind of respect back.
	10:37pm solo mon: “The other kind of scat music.”
	10:37pm StringOFperils: Were you on speaker-phone, Greg?
	10:37pm Roberto: Now I'm trying to figure out a way to introduce the subject of lighting farts to Sara's board.
	10:37pm solo mon: A live spider merkin for summer.
	10:37pm Greg Ardepenz: We were in a huddle.
	10:38pm solo mon: criss cross roberto!
	10:38pm toediodi 🧀: i like to answer zoom roll call with a lil toot
	10:38pm Greg Ardepenz: I said “and break” and clapped my hands.
	10:38pm toediodi 🧀: hands, uh huh
	10:39pm solo mon: it would make a great strip tease ya gotta admit… 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷
	10:39pm chresti: olo spodi
	10:39pm toediodi 🧀: no doubt, solo
	10:39pm solo mon: spodiOLO
	10:40pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Going off script? Finally a fucking break!
	10:40pm Little Liverwurst: haha yeah solo! 🕷
	10:41pm toediodi 🧀: ololololo
	10:41pm toediodi 🧀: @The Outfit
	10:41pm Greg Ardepenz: All after your Valium highball. You know.
	10:41pm WR: skirting the point
	10:42pm Tammy: <holds up sign towards edie> POINT SKIRTER
	10:42pm Greg Ardepenz: Chocolate Choo Choo Sybil?
	10:42pm Little Liverwurst: fireworks commentary for the visually-impaired ❤️️❤️️❤️️
	10:42pm Greg Ardepenz: Ooooohhh! Aaaaaah! Sparkling spaghetti!
	10:43pm Greg Ardepenz: Slow down I’m trying to type what you say in my flip phone!
	10:44pm Tammy: <holds up sign> oooooooooh aaaaaaaaaah
	10:44pm WR: waiting for my ah moment.
	10:44pm adamdoesit: Sorry to cut out before the grand fartnale, but I gotta tuck myself into the soft diaper of sleep. Thank you, OLOmon, arb, and Greg Ardepenz! Happy Turd, everyone!
	10:45pm solo mon: hold onto your diaper until you see the brown firework!
	10:45pm arb: thanks adamdoesit, nightie night!
	10:45pm toediodi 🧀: Ooo eee, Ooo ah ah
	10:45pm toediodi 🧀: is this the same guy with the "Eyes" song? it must be
	10:45pm chresti: night adamdoesit!
	10:46pm Greg Ardepenz: Happy Turd adamdoesit!
	10:46pm toediodi 🧀: tata adamdoesit!
	10:46pm Roberto: I'll see myself out. May all your farts burn brightly this 4th.
	10:46pm solo mon: goodnight adamdoesit, you did it very well tonight. Ill save these pops in the cooler for you, happy in dependz day!
	10:46pm toediodi 🧀: adieu Berto
	10:47pm arb: toediodi it's the b-side of Prisencólinensináinciúsol
	10:47pm solo mon: roberto there are no exits.
	10:47pm Roberto: shit
	10:47pm solo mon: yeah it has the same riff as the a side !
	10:48pm arb: yeah basically turns into the a side here
	10:48pm toediodi 🧀: ah, thanks, Arb (guessing that's what i call The eyes song... will verify post show!)
	10:48pm toediodi 🧀: ahh yeah cool cool cool!
	10:48pm solo mon: actuallly - there’s one way out…
	10:49pm Greg Ardepenz: Boom boom boom out the boom boom.
	10:49pm solo mon: not yet, kids, dont boom boom til the finale
	10:50pm arb: L'il Liverwurst can you be our reverse bouncer?
	10:50pm Greg Ardepenz: Oops almost let the gravy go!
	10:50pm solo mon: the exit from cha cha heels is uh clogged.
	10:51pm arb: need a roto rooter to get out
	10:51pm spodiodi: reverse bouncer XD <3
	10:51pm Tammy: <holds up sign> HOLD IT IN.
	10:52pm spodiodi: olo Tammy
	10:52pm Greg Ardepenz: Hold together cheeks!
	10:52pm Tammy: <holds up sign> NOT YET, SPODI.
	10:53pm Tammy: <holds up sign> I'll give you the turd degree.
	10:53pm Greg Ardepenz: This is a hole episode about me in traffic.
	10:53pm WR: if not your own feces, whose feces can i fill it with?
	10:54pm Little Liverwurst: yeah i'm the muscle around here DO NOT boom boom yet
	10:54pm Tammy: <holds up sign> RELEASE YOUR FECE!
	10:54pm WR: I just want a lover who will fill my depends
	10:54pm Little Liverwurst: this is jazz
	10:55pm Tammy: <holds up sign towards greg> SILENT BUT DEADLY
	10:55pm Greg Ardepenz: In retrospect, this seems a little juvenile.
	10:56pm Greg Ardepenz: God bless America.
	10:56pm WR: this sounds like Destination:Out It is destination out
	10:56pm solo mon: I just OLOed myself
	10:57pm spodiodi: olo solo
	10:57pm Greg Ardepenz: So i was actually smelling the farts I couldn’t hear more than the farts I could hear? Pulverized!
	10:57pm spodiodi: Wipe In XD
	10:58pm solo mon: What was everyone expecting???
	10:58pm chresti: someone to depends on
	10:58pm Tammy: <holds up sign> SING ALONG KIDS!
	10:58pm spodiodi: thank you, arb, solo, Greg Arden and Greg Arden! Happy In Dependz Day everyone! BOOM BOOM BOOM! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (too much fun! <3<3<3)
	10:59pm spodiodi: this song... XD
	10:59pm arb: Happy turd of J Spodi!
	10:59pm Tammy: <holds up sign> Follow the bouncing bowel
	10:59pm StringOFperils: Thank you for the Turd of July! Better than a Yule Log.
	11:00pm solo mon: thats a perfect amount of skins btw
	11:00pm WR: Happy turd to all. Thank you Cha Cha players.
	11:00pm arb: haha Sop! thank you for doo-ing it with us
	11:00pm spodiodi: 19🤜9 sound of BOOM
	11:00pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks Spodiodi! Thanks StringOPerils!
	11:00pm arb: turdally WR <3
	11:01pm HyperDose: Love ❤️
	11:01pm Greg Ardepenz: July the Turd Be With You!
	11:01pm spodiodi: "What was everyone expecting??? " olo... indeed
	11:01pm solo mon: thanks to guest i mean ghost writer greg cuz he killed it!
	11:01pm arb: XO HyperD
	11:01pm solo mon: well i really wanna know, leave a comment card please!
	11:02pm arb: yeah! explosive job Greg!
	11:02pm Greg Ardepenz: Excuse me waiter, I never got my pu pu platter…
	11:02pm solo mon: we here at cha cha heels were wondering what you were expecting?
	11:03pm arb: what do fireworks and diarrhea have in common tho?
	11:03pm Little Liverwurst: thank you greg! even more action-packed than expected! 💩💩💩
	11:03pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks Solo! Arb your music is ear delicious! See you all next week…I mean hear. I heard fireworks…
	11:03pm solo mon: xoxox you patrichaotic people
	11:03pm Andres: Cha Cha Hills, a town without pity, a town with a healthy supply of Depends.
	11:03pm spodiodi: i don't know what i was expecting, but this ep/turd of july, In Dependz day will live on forever
	11:04pm solo mon: A town full of petty pants.
	11:04pm WR: I dunno ARB, what do fireworks and diarrhea have in common? (is this like a knock knock joke?)
	11:04pm Greg Ardepenz: Thanks Little LW! It was fab meating you!💋💄
	11:05pm solo mon: arb- they are both explosive?
	11:05pm arb: Thank you Greg! 🥰
	11:05pm solo mon: Treat yourself. Have some corn on the cob this week.
	11:06pm chresti: Thank you arb and solo mon and Greg and players for this very special turd of July picknic!
	11:06pm arb: knee high by the turd of july
	11:06pm solo mon: xoxoxox chrestii
	11:06pm Mxter Baba: I like my corncob pre-creamed
	11:06pm arb: Thanks for lighting it up with us Chresti!
	11:06pm solo mon: xoxoxox Lil Liverwurst
	11:06pm arb: Andres XOXOX
	11:07pm Andres: Thanks, solo + arb + Greg! Happy sleep-in tomorrow, Southern neighbours!
	11:07pm solo mon: creamed then set back on the cob. xoxoxox baba!
	11:07pm arb: Mxter Baba chicha for you!
	11:07pm Little Liverwurst: and thank you solo and arb for keeping greg leashed!
	11:07pm Mxter Baba: I'm definitely feeling more of the holiday spirit than I was before
	11:07pm Little Liverwurst: at least long enough to write this episode
	11:07pm solo mon: xoxox andres!
	11:08pm StringOFperils: Gonna be fire crack tomorrow
	11:08pm arb: Lulu does the leashing around here
	11:08pm solo mon: who is gonna clean out the candle salad hot tub tho?
	11:09pm arb: Little LW Luv U
	11:09pm solo mon: xoxox stringy!
	11:09pm spodiodi: i'll get my mop
	11:09pm arb: Heinz?
	11:09pm spodiodi: ... for Heinz
	11:10pm solo mon: heinz hurry heinz hurry
	11:10pm spodiodi: 😗
	11:10pm chresti: lil liverwurst, you were on the writing team?
	11:10pm arb: Stringy thanks for coming to our cultural festivity
	11:10pm Cuddles: HEINZ HURRY HEINZ
	11:10pm Little Liverwurst: haha i was not chresti i wouldn't dare
	11:11pm StringOFperils: Thank YOU!
	11:11pm WR: thank you thank you. 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎
	11:11pm Mxter Baba: Can I start sleeping now? Please play these crickets all night.
	11:11pm Tammy: <holds up sign> String of perils learned about a foreign culture.
	11:11pm Little Liverwurst: yes thank you solo and arb 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎 my new favorite holiday!!!
	11:12pm arb: Looking forward to Walturdisnacht
	11:12pm solo mon: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 always there for you when theres no applause 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎
	11:13pm solo mon: olo arb!
	11:15pm chresti: OLO Tammy @11:11 bra vo!
	11:15pm Mxter Baba: i'm still here, blearily glazing at the screen
	11:16pm spodiodi: cheers, Mxter Baba. 👀 me too
	11:16pm solo mon: me too baba!
	11:16pm Mxter Baba: While I was walking down the streets of Oakland blasting this out of my little gadget, I passed two pedicure places and then ate some corn
	11:17pm solo mon: its a holiday we are allowed to stay out late.
	11:17pm StringOFperils: I'm pooped out.
	11:17pm Mxter Baba: one was called Trendy Nails and one was something like Hot Nail$
	11:17pm chresti: Perfect Mxter Baba!
	11:17pm WR: oLo SOp
	11:18pm StringOFperils: Crunk Nasty Nails
	11:19pm solo mon: did they have patrick nagel people painted on the window??
	11:19pm StringOFperils: Well, shall we eat the after-mirth?
	11:19pm Mxter Baba: Snail$ 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌
	11:19pm Mxter Baba: Escort Toes
	11:20pm WR: ha, the stream is playing The Blue Match by Soul Fever. good after party tune
	11:20pm solo mon: escargtoes
	11:20pm Mxter Baba: solo! was there a LAW passed that Nagel imagery must be at every salon?!?!?!
	11:20pm solo mon: yeah the stream has been on party mode fun
	11:21pm Greg Ardepenz: I was actually chained to the stove for the last ten minutes! 👁thanks everyone for listening. Have a lovely week!
	11:21pm spodiodi: let's light it up
	11:21pm chresti: Never had my nails done. Mostly foot massage available in these parts
	11:21pm Mxter Baba: Do the kidz even know Nagel anymore?? Didn't he die after an aerobics class, or was that nother lie some prankster told me that I wanted to believe?
	11:21pm solo mon: has to be nagel or you wont be successful
	11:21pm WR: Thank you Greg creating new memories for us.
	11:22pm solo mon: GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN HUSBAND
	11:22pm spodiodi: i've had one foot massage, and it was like the best thing i've ever experienced
	11:22pm spodiodi: (by a professional)
	11:22pm solo mon: Lets open a new wave bagel store Patrick Bagel
	11:23pm Mxter Baba: Holy BLEEP, he was only 38 when he died?!?!? from the WIKI: Nagel died February 4, 1984, after participating in a 15-minute celebrity "aerobathon" to raise funds for the American Heart Association in Santa Monica. An autopsy determined his cause of death was a heart attack, and a further autopsy revealed that Nagel had a congenital heart defect that went undetected his entire life.
	11:23pm spodiodi: he made it 2 years longer then GG Allin
	11:23pm StringOFperils: You can see the heart defect in his drawings.
	11:24pm solo mon: oh yeah the patrick nagel story is wild! and involves aerobics in death
	11:25pm StringOFperils: I thought he choked on LeRoy Neiman.
	11:27pm Mxter Baba: I guess I sometimes conflate him with Vargas
	11:27pm solo mon: haaaaaa sop!
	11:28pm solo mon: henry darger but make it nagel
	11:29pm solo mon: dont mix cocaine and jazzercize
	11:30pm StringOFperils: Good advice for the nation.
	11:30pm Mxter Baba: Richard at the back door!
	11:30pm solo mon: where are all the gg allin nail salons??
	11:31pm spodiodi: no se
	11:32pm StringOFperils: ManiPediPoopi
	11:32pm Mxter Baba: I once saw someone singing and dancing in adult diapers and then pulling bagels out of them and throwing them at people. coincidence?
	11:33pm solo mon: clearly a SIGN baba
	11:33pm spodiodi: i just found out he was only 36 when he took that big doodie to heaven... snd thought of him during tonight's episode at the mention of Ex-Lax
	11:33pm Mxter Baba: I also used to go go dance in adult diapers, it really helps cut down the need for a bathroom break
	11:33pm solo mon: pedi pooper!
	11:34pm Mxter Baba: have you seen that GG Allin coloring book? It's a fundraiser for his offspring
	11:34pm spodiodi: had a friend who's rugby frat used to have Dependz parties
	11:35pm solo mon: thats the brand they use in cha cha hills- “gg’s triple ex lax”
	11:35pm spodiodi: only heard of it, Baba
	11:36pm Mxter Baba: they advise using lots of brown and red crayons for the coloring book. it's a horrifying biography of his life and death
	11:36pm solo mon: fun fact: EVERYONE at times square new years is wearing dependz
	11:36pm spodiodi: i think maybe from you?
	11:37pm Mxter Baba: solo: THAT'S some product "placement!"
	11:37pm spodiodi: ha solo! never thought about it, but that can't be far from the truth
	11:38pm StringOFperils: For the big drop at midnight. Good to be prepared.
	11:38pm solo mon: m.youtube.com... PARTY POOPER
	11:38pm spodiodi: olo SOp
	11:39pm Mxter Baba: I'm sure I must've mentioned the Brown Wedding at my house. The cake was a HUGE pile of chocolate ganache shit served on a toilet seat
	11:39pm solo mon: new years resolution “to not shit my pants in the new year.” ooops!
	11:40pm Mxter Baba: well, solo, when you blow it that quick, you can relax for the rest of the year
	11:40pm solo mon: oh my baba no i hadnt turd of that yet! sounds amazing!
	11:41pm StringOFperils: I someone who was at a party that had a toilet bowl full of lemon vodka jello punch, with O Henry bars suspended in it.
	11:41pm Mxter Baba: It was a Subgenius™ wedding
	11:41pm solo mon: if you poop your pants on nye, the only direction is up.
	11:41pm chresti: Black Randy pooped at parties in purses, soup so I've heard
	11:42pm solo mon: of course!
	11:42pm chresti: *and soup,
	11:43pm Mxter Baba: pooped in soup?
	11:43pm solo mon: thats why youre not supposed to leave your purse unattended
	11:44pm spodiodi: poopen um WC
	11:44pm chresti: yes, poop soop
	11:45pm chresti: a vindictive party pooper
	11:45pm spodiodi: i love that, SOp (makes note)
	11:45pm StringOFperils: Better to ordure the salad.
	11:45pm Mxter Baba: this is why I don't host parties at my house anymore
	11:45pm solo mon: serial party pooper
	11:46pm chresti: cereal pooper
	11:46pm solo mon: at least you know the salad’s been tossed.
	11:46pm spodiodi: we broke into a model home one night and left some prizes in the fridge
	11:47pm spodiodi: on plates
	11:47pm StringOFperils: That's some staging, right there.
	11:47pm spodiodi: indeed
	11:48pm chresti: poop odourves
	11:49pm solo mon: Canacrapes
	11:49pm solo mon: or a shartcuterie board perhaps?
	11:49pm spodiodi: 🤔
	11:50pm spodiodi: makes note
	11:50pm StringOFperils: Sploosh amuse-bouche
	11:55pm solo mon: apooptizers
	11:57pm chresti: ham sandwich with poopon mustard
	11:59pm solo mon: why is there grey poop on this sandwich? does chrestis friend work here?
	12:06am chresti: olo!
	1:17am Jennifer: I do not poop at parties

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from July 3, 2022

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