WFMU: Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from April 4, 2020

Listener comments!
	12:01am ParUbi: And here we are
	12:01am Mr. Pumpy: HELLo! Fuck...my dad left the TV on...and this guy is on again. OK...better
	12:02am Handy Haversack: Lo!
	12:02am JakeGould: And today is just another tomorrow.
	12:02am rich: good morning all, here's to look at: www.lukejerram.com...
	12:02am Handy Haversack: Basilisk encounters are petrifying. Hi, Rich!
	12:03am chresti: Hi rich and squirrel inflatables.
	12:03am northguineahills: I see in order to get past that sign, I need to be a plant, be right back!
	12:03am Wendy del Formaggio: Hey Rich! I'm so sleepy...dunno how long I can hold out... I don't stay up late like you kids do.
	12:03am McGroovey: Cool crystally things. Looks like the white might sound (like).
	12:03am chresti: Good thing animals can read.
	12:04am coelacanth∅: greetings rich and squirrelly dirigibles
	12:04am rich: pre-recorded again this week. should be live next week as i am waiting for an adapter for my headphones which may have arrived today, which it did not, so i am glad i pre-redorded
	12:04am Handy Haversack: Wendy, as a fellow 1974er, I just want to say: I know you can do it!
	12:04am Mr. Pumpy: By 'this guy' I meant Mr. Whipple. Don't tell me not to squeeze the Charmin. I earned this!
	12:05am Handy Haversack: They can read English, chresti.
	12:05am Wendy del Formaggio: Haha, thanks, Handy. It's more that if I stay up too late, I sleep really poorly. I'm at that age where a regular sleep-schedule is pretty crucial. Or maybe it all started when I had Lyme disease. I dunno.
	12:05am Chop Scott: Rich! Great to hear you and Penderecki!
	12:05am Daniel Blumin: rich, pre-recorded sounds mighty fine!!!
	12:06am rich: hi parubi, mr. p, handy, jake, chresti, jake, wendy (the show will eventually put you to sleep so stay awake until it does), mcgroovey, coel, chop scott, et al.
	12:06am ParUbi: this piece is just amazing
	👻 12:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Basilisk ... isn't that the lizard that propels itself across ponds on its hind legs?
	12:06am Wendy del Formaggio: Rich, it would be far from the first time I fell asleep to WFMU. Not because it's soporific; because I can't bring myself to turn off the radio!
	12:08am Mr. Pumpy: Hay rich...how are you? All things considered, I hope you are enjoying sitting back now that all the work was done up front. Blame any technical problems on Gremlins or Russians...Or Plebeians. Even if it is the philistines.
	12:08am rich: kfh yes and mythical reptile who can kill with a glance
	12:08am mariano: Hey Rich, everyone. Handy - meant to ask you, regarding the D&D relic: is the Hyperborea you reference the Robert L. Howard version or the one from Classical mythology? KenFHP - the stare of a basilisk could turn someone to stone.
	12:08am Handy Haversack: "Only the weasel can kill a basilisk." bestiary.ca...
	12:08am Mr. Pumpy: Hay...ha! HayHa
	12:09am mariano: Oh man, medieval bestiaries are a trip!
	12:09am Websie: Good evening, Rich. Looking fwd to mic break pronunciation of Penderecki.
	12:09am CC: hi Rich we are cratered and have to crash...Cheerz!!!
	12:10am rich: mr p. the technical problems they don't come across in the pre-record but the inability to speak even when shouting at the computer mic continue
	12:10am daupomatic: Yes. This seems like a Penderecki time we're sharing.
	12:10am Mr. Pumpy: Speaking of D&D...it's been years, but does anyone have a recommendation of a good spot online to get my charisma on? And...do I need to know the secret handshake or whatever? Asking for...me. I want to behold some beholders.
	12:10am mariano: Crashing, CC? If so, have a good night.
	12:11am Mr. Pumpy: rich...try harder. Louder. LOUDER! You'll get it.
	12:11am coelacanth∅: (otherwise known as the jesus lizard) en.wikipedia.org...
	12:12am Mr. Pumpy: Is CC our very own Creamo?
	12:12am daupomatic: Sir Pumpy, I know there's a subreddit for organizing RPGs. Ah, here: www.reddit.com...
	12:12am ParUbi: Don't inhale the Lysol, CC! Sleep well
	12:12am Mr. Pumpy: @daupo...thank you, kindly!
	12:13am Wendy del Formaggio: Okay, I have to say goodnight before I'm too tired to drive home. (Okay, I am actually in my bed, but it sounded better to leave a party with that line.) Good night, everyone! See you soon here on the playlist. Stay safe, and don't breathe if you go outside.
	12:13am Handy Haversack: @mariano, so, it's based on both, kind of. It's a 1e AD&D clone with a lot of rough edges sanded off and a setting that's the lost arctic continent of Earth in another dimension with a bunch of Earth tribal groups having stumbled through at various periods but once ruled by a version of the classical Hyperboreans -- sorcerer-rulers of unrivaled power until they got decadent. And then eventually a plague took out most of the continent. So vast areas of howling wilderness populated by things out of D&D, Lovecraft, Smith, Howard, Vance. And tiny human settlements. And then my version skews even a little weirder ... Uh, Mr. P, you can just join my game, you know. hyperborea.tv
	12:13am Mr. Pumpy: Enjoy your brie pillow, Wendy!
	12:14am rich: handy thanks i did not know only a weasel could kill a basilisk it's like a european version of a mongoose and a cobra
	12:14am Wendy del Formaggio: Thanks, Mr. P. It's the most delicious pillow of all.
	12:14am daupomatic: I haven't used it, so I'll be curious how it goes. Seems like it should be hopping these days.
	12:14am Handy Haversack: Otherwise, I can offer advice on where to find games that would suit you, Mr. P. Night, Wendy! Happy birthday!
	12:14am coelacanth∅: g'night Wendy
	12:14am Franco Twinkie: Mr. Pumpy, A friends father wrote the forward to the Carlos Castenada book Don Juan: A Yaqui Way Of Knowledge. It was originally published by UCLA. Of course, as it would play out, it became highly contested as a work of serious anthropology. When I asked Walter, who had been Castenatas faculty adviser about it, he became irritated and dismissive and said it was the biggest mistake of his professional life.
	12:14am northguineahills: Ghostly International Recs never ceases to surprise me. Oh, and killer Perdercki! (scheisse, phrasing?)
	12:14am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...is that a link leading there...or is that for mariano? I want in...and thanks!
	12:14am zopa: hi rich. looking forward to you being live again. bye rich. gotta sleep. i'll play the archive tomorrow whilst puzzling.
	12:15am Wendy del Formaggio: Thanks, Handy. Sleep well, whenever you get around to it! Good night, Coelacanth0. Over and out.
	12:15am rich: good night wendy have a happy bday next friday
	12:16am mariano: Night Wendy, happy birthday week!
	12:16am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...I trust you, bruv. What do I do? You can message me offline if it's not intuitive. Don't want to bore the prime-time crowd.
	12:16am ParUbi: @Franko-- because he made it all up, right? It's such a strange thing
	12:17am Daniel Blumin: G'night, Wendy! See ya on yr birty perhaps!
	12:17am Handy Haversack: Of course, Mr. P. We are playing Sundays 12-6 these days, over Jit.Si or Zoom. I will e-mail you more info. That's a link to the game (a D&D clone). There are PDFs for cheap, too. I'll e-mail!
	12:17am rich: our first big thank you to daisy this evening who board opping once again
	12:18am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Daisy! Praise her with great praise!
	12:19am Franco Twinkie: ParUbi, I guess so. Academics don't truck with that kind of monkey business.
	12:20am ParUbi: I think it's the kind of thing that doesn't translate well into the academic world. The whole thing has its own dream logic, a kind of truth
	12:20am Fox: Helloooo again everyone.
	👻 12:21am Ken From Hyde Park: 'Night, Wendy. (She may already be underneath her quilt of processed American cheese squares.)
	12:21am Mr. Pumpy: @Franco...HA! I can see that. I love that story though, but at the time I can understand the reaction because know how divisive the works were. They still are I suppose. So it goes. I don't worry myself over the politics of seemingly disparate ideologies Instead, I cherish my personal takeaways. Good stuff.
	12:21am mariano: Thanks Daisy - and hi Fox!
	12:21am Franco Twinkie: Well, all us kiddies who were tripping out at the time loved it!
	12:21am Handy Haversack: Heirloom processed American cheese squares!
	12:22am mariano: Handy: that's really interesting about your campaign setting. The description of the relic was really well written, sounds like you've built the campaign very carefully and with lots of detail. Good to see people using 1e AD&D, the only one I ever really played.
	12:22am Hams: fox, hope you are feeling better, & the roommate ain't buggin' you too much.
	12:22am Mr. Pumpy: This has a great sound. I am feeling Jerry Goldsmith in some of the more poignant Star Trek episodes. I don't mean to diminish this. I think JG hit something beautifully emotive that the masses will never be privy to.
	12:23am coelacanth∅: the "common" basalisk (ALSO known as the jesus lizard) en.wikipedia.org... ...preyed upon by mammals, birds and other reptiles.
	12:23am rich: kfh it's a real kraft to make that kind of quilt
	12:23am chresti: Goodnight Wendy.
	12:24am Handy Haversack: @mariano: the world and game are a published product, a fairly successful little indie company. Well, one dude. He put a bunch of magic items that I wrote and a couple of monsters into the second printing. I think my take on the setting is likely a little too weird for him to publish adventures I write -- but I could also get off my ass and give it a whirl! Dozens of dollars could be at stake!
	12:24am mariano: Holy shit, coela: my whole life I never knew there was an actual animal called a basilisk.
	12:25am Mr. Pumpy: @par...I get all that to a large degree, but what isn't made up? I know that sound like existential claptrap, but I still pose the question. Especially while being sequestered. The reality I have is often willed.
	12:25am mariano: What's the company, if you don't mind my asking, Handy?
	12:26am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...solid. I'm down for Sunday. Please and thank you.
	12:26am coelacanth∅: mariano, my whole life i never knew there was a fictitious animal called the basilisk!
	12:27am Mr. Pumpy: I love how insanely active the accu is these days. While I know I am missing so much, It is warming my heart that I can't keep up. Peace and love and WoofMoo!
	12:29am rich: so i'll be dropping in some stuck at home things to do during the show: nyc-noise.com van-us.atavist.com...
	12:29am coelacanth∅: yeah it's fast-paced!
	12:30am Mr. Pumpy: @Ken...I would think Wendy is more likely snuggled under a duvet stuffed full of the finest and stankiest pecorino romano. We can speculate...it may even be a velveta quilt!
	12:30am mariano: What a coinky-dink, coela! The Accu's been a lot of fun lately indeed, Mr. P, like a party that still carries on after you've gone to sleep and is there when you wake up.
	12:30am coelacanth∅: ...oh and Mr.P no not the same CC (in case you didn't get an answer, which i don't know!)
	12:32am Handy Haversack: (Found that cat poop I was worried about earlier BTW: conveniently placed right by the fridge! Everything sounded great while I was dealing with it -- reception on the hardest working boombox in the world was good in the bathroom!)
	12:35am Handy Haversack: @mariano: North Wind Adventures: hyperborea.tv . I always think of the real basilisk as the Jesus lizard and every time am like, oh, right, it's also a basilisk! Some animals get all the breaks! Ain't gonna get 'em past that fence, though.
	12:35am rich: handy don't know if you know about this label but it showed up on boing boing earlier today: boingboing.net...
	12:37am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): AccU would be nothing without U.
	12:38am Handy Haversack: Whoa, Rich! I don't see how I can NOT check it out, even if I can't do anything with it! I think I even have a €5 note kicking around here someplace ... Thanks!
	12:38am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano...basilisk. And to think I used to like you.
	12:38am mariano: Woah, that looks cool AF, rich! Memories of high school, getting baked, playing D&D, listening to death metal or Wagner. Thanks for the link Handy!
	12:39am Mr. Pumpy: Coel too... dang...wait, I think I am the one who has a problem now.
	12:39am daupomatic: Hyperborea at a glance looks a little like a D&D blend with Call of Cthulhu.
	12:40am mariano: Wait, what now Mr. P? Basilisk? Look at it this way: coela and I had a full set of facts between us.
	12:42am coelacanth∅: what gets me is why did they name a fairly small, relatively harmless lizard after such a mythological one. it's not even scary looking.
	12:42am Mr. Pumpy: Yes mariano...a tru party wherein you are like, "Fuck, I forgot to ask Handy about that theme band that revolved around margarine and supercolliders." or feeling remiss in not sharing your new idea for a car wash that serves haggis.
	12:42am Handy Haversack: There are a lot of metal dudes who play this game. I keep trying to get them to listen to Keilidh's show. Mr. P, for the record, none of us have forgotten about you and Winamp! @daupomatic, yeah, kind of! It's like D&D with all the Tolkein taken out and filled instead with Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith, Robert E. Howard, and (the way I do it) James George Frazer and Edith Hamilton. LOTS of Clark Ashton Smith.
	12:42am Mr. Pumpy: I'm still so far behind! Maybe if I zip my yapper!
	12:43am Handy Haversack: Mr. P, you mean OLEOLIGO? Oh, shit, some of their x-ray releases are amazing!
	12:43am mariano: I love it when the names of modules and of death metal songs/albums could be one in the same: Charnel Crypt of the Sightless Serpent, Forgotten Fane of the Coiled Goddess...
	12:43am Scott Williams: Sooooo into your show to this point, Rich! I am your board-op, btw
	12:43am rich: archipelago books has put up 50 free ebooks from their catalog through available here: archipelagobooks.org...
	12:44am Mr. Pumpy: @Coel...thanks on the CC thang. You are a great help. The approach and cadence did not match, but one never knows.
	12:44am coelacanth∅: i thought it was miller time, Scott
	12:44am rich: thanks scott, smk told me it was daisy, i even sent her the show. she will be thanked in the mic break, sorry about that.
	12:44am Handy Haversack: @mariano: I have T-shirts for all those modules. All are like that two-pound Iron Maiden - quality cotton that just is made to soak up waaaaaaaay too much sweat!
	12:45am mariano: Didn't TSR get into trouble with whoever owned Lovecraft's copyrights when they included the Cthulhu pantheon in Deities & Demigods or the Monster Manual? I know the Tolkien estate made them quit using the word hobbit, thus halfling.
	12:45am coelacanth∅: haha yes Mr. P, very different creatures!
	12:45am rich: all hail scott williams everybody
	12:46am chresti: Hail Scott Williams!
	12:46am mariano: All hail Scott!
	12:46am coelacanth∅: Thanks again Scott! and Thanks for the other times, Daisy!
	12:46am Handy Haversack: Scott, this board is OPPED! Way to go! Yeah, mariano -- there was a whole thing. It was actually mainly the Melnibonean mythos from Moorcock's book that caused the kerfuffle. Those first couple of printings of Deities and Demigods go for a pretty penny.
	12:46am mariano: All hail Scott, Harbinger of Cthulhu! Too much?
	12:46am rich: lots of clark ashton smith sounds great you should throw some lord dunsany in there too
	12:47am Websie: I haven't seen ALTERED STATES in 40 years, I should look if it's streaming somewhere.
	12:47am Mr. Pumpy: Some animals have all the luck Some animals have all the pain Some animals get all the breaks Like the basilisk which has nothing but pure gain
	12:47am Handy Haversack: Scott Williams? Opener of gates? The way between? Nyarlarthotep Williams? Nah, you're good, mariano. Hail him!
	12:47am Mr. Pumpy: Amazing song. This is what Buckaroo Bonsai @ would have sounded like.
	12:47am mariano: Oh that's right, the Melnibonean mythos too. TSR sure poached a lot of stuff, lol.
	12:48am Mr. Pumpy: Death metal Or Wagner? How do you parse these two?
	👻 12:48am Ken From Hyde Park: Poor Skeleton Manager Ken is so out of it, he OKs a show format consisting of three hours of a single Bob Dylan song. Thanks for your consecutive show services, Scott.
	12:49am mariano: Websie: Altered States is definitely worth a rewatch. Mr. Pumpy: we were stoned teenagers, that's how ;)
	12:49am Handy Haversack: @rich! YEAH! I do try to get some Dunsanian echoes in my game! I like weird things to be WEIRD and nonhuman stuff to be hard to comprehend. Different agendas. Dunsany was a huge influence on Lovecraft, of course. Also a big Arthur Machen fan.
	12:51am Handy Haversack: But Clark Ashton Smith is really wonderful. I go back to him all the time. His paintings and sculpture are pretty great, too, I think.
	12:51am rich: websie parts of it probably hold up pretty well depends on how much you like william hurt i think
	12:51am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano..I'm way behind, becuase I'm a minuteau man today, but the basilisk thing
	12:51am Mr. Pumpy: Should we do a MADLIB?
	12:52am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): What's this about Winamp? My lifeline. Used it to make this sound collage that sampled Altered States: wfmu.org... or this one with Buckaroo Bonzai music wfmu.org...
	12:52am daupomatic: I bought three volumes of Machen at Providence NecronomiCon - this is my opportunity to dive in!
	12:53am rich: his paintings and sculpture are nice and stories are great not so sure about the poetry though it is incredible how much poetry he wrote
	12:53am daupomatic: Altered States is not my favorite Cronenberg, but you can't go wrong, really.
	12:54am Handy Haversack: Oooo, nice, @daupomatic! If you like it, I really recommend joining the Friends of Arthur Machen Society. They send out a newsletter, a journal, AND a book! Really nice people, too. HEARD on the poetry, @rich.
	12:55am daupomatic: Thanks, Handy! I'll check that out.
	12:55am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy, I just laughed the fuck out loud about that Winamp comment! And that's with me trying to keep to a dull roar with pops sleeping down the hall and refusing to close the door. That is funny shit. I don't use Winamp (not in two decades) , my reaction earlier was facetious, mayhaps your reply was as well. Either way, thanks for the laugh! Beyond that, if it was sincere...it was highly considerate. Thanks again!
	12:56am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): @Rich Couldn't sound better
	12:57am mariano: I think the plan was to pin the murder of Winamp on you, then escape to Hyperborea with all the loot.
	12:57am mariano: That was meant for Mr. P, sorry.
	12:57am Handy Haversack: Hey, Mr. P: Where you're concerned, I am always highly considerate, I hope! And often facetious, too, of course. But yeah, we were gonna blame you and then make off with whatever we could grab.
	12:57am Mr. Pumpy: Did someone request more cock? No problem here.
	12:58am mariano: Ruh roh...
	👻 12:58am Ken From Hyde Park: I used Winamp for a while, maybe fifteen years ago. I found a Simpsons skin that I liked.
	1:00am Handy Haversack: That was a great set, rich! I am gonna have to start revising my 22-year-old opinion on Low, it seems ...
	1:00am Fox: Wow! That's so amazing!!! What a glorious benefactor!!!
	1:01am daupomatic: I like your echoic home-recording robot set-list sound, Rich!
	1:01am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...I have several early versions of each of those D&D books. I never really researched the worth, but they are from the early 80's. A byproduct of a bunch of overbite warlords with pizza complexions and high voices eventually deciding TSR wasn't cool anymore and leaving them in my basement.
	1:01am Mr. Pumpy: ALTERED STATES is the tits!
	👻 1:02am Ken From Hyde Park: If anyone finds the file 'coolAmp.wsz' out there, that's the Simpsons skin.
	1:02am Mr. Pumpy: Best DJ background music ever. I'm sure several of you are blank-faced and carrying out evil deeds at the moment as a result. "Yes Mustard"
	1:03am rich: Saturday Leaving Records 4 @leavingrecords twitch: Deradoorian, Ami Dang, et al. StageIt 6 (Pacific Time) H.R. (Bad Brains) 5 International Contemporary Ensemble, Ione, Claire Chase - Pauline Oliveros The Tuning Meditation - you can join in, need to RSVP for Zoom link www.musicrebound.com... 6pm Quarantine Concerts: Ithaca Underground - Chris Corsano, Amirtha Kidambi, others ess.org... 8pm Matt Evans: New Topographics www.facebook.com... 8pm Caramoor: Vijay Iyer solo youtube 7pm Laugh Aid on youtube, twitch, laugh lounge, on cable via Comedy Central through Tuesday Live from Our Living Rooms (also a benefit) in crowdcast must be set up before www.livefromourlivingrooms.com... Monday 7-10 Corbett vs. Dempsey presents Sequesterfest (Vol. 1) featuring Ken Vandermark, Arto Lindsay, Ikue Mori, Joe McPhee, David Grubbs, Claire Chase (part of The Quarantine Concerts) ess.org... Tuesday 7pm Jeremy Denk: The Well-Tempered Clavier’s Greatest Hits www.thegreenespace.org...
	1:03am Handy Haversack: OK, the combo timing of your two avatars and the bed music is getting pretty weird.
	1:04am mariano: Oh yeah Handy - look at 'em go.
	1:04am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): @KFHP: I appear to have coolAmp skin on my hard drive
	1:05am Websie: William Hurt is sometimes good but I always remember someone saying that he looks like he was just hit on the head with a 2x4... I remember reading that in ALTERED STATES Ken Russell told the actors to race through Paddy Chayefsky's bullshit dialogue as fast as they could.
	1:05am Mr. Pumpy: I'll cop to the neutralization of Winamp, mariano. I've turned state;s evidence...and shit's getting real.
	1:05am Handy Haversack: Don't worry. Kenzo's avatar will calm them down!
	1:06am rich: fox, yes it is all praise the anonymous benefactor
	1:06am daupomatic: "Getting"?
	👻 1:07am Ken From Hyde Park: @Kenzo - Duckduckgo returned three matches. One of them was a kind of purple skin, not Simpsons. The other two sites were dead ends. I use VLC now so I am set.
	1:07am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...a facetious consideration is all I ever hopes for. At least that's what I wrote in my high school yearbook. That and a allusion to Cluster and ENO. I'm a simple man...
	1:07am mariano: Don't be a snitch, Pumpy - you want to end up like Ray Liotta eating fake Italian food in Omaha?
	1:07am Mr. Pumpy: Almost caught up! I need to put a governor on this thread!
	1:08am rich: websie he acts like someone who was just hit by a 2x4. instead of putting him into concussion protocol they stick him in front of a camera
	1:08am Handy Haversack: I thought at first it was just a bit of equipment, but it really is starting to sound like enough for everyone. That's just wild! Also wild: no one (that I have witnessed) as been speculating on who the benefactor was! I smell Great Expectations!
	1:09am Mr. Pumpy: Getting close!
	1:09am Handy Haversack: Or worse: Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven? It's a popover!
	1:09am rich: it is an old book
	1:09am mariano: ...with Sid Vicious singing "My Way" in the background?
	1:09am Websie: the benefactor is definitely an escaped convict
	1:10am Handy Haversack: Today! I killed a cat! (I didn't. I cleaned cat poop off floor and foot.)
	1:10am Mr. Pumpy: Shiza...that is so wrong sounding on a somewhat anonymous message board among friends.
	1:10am rich: narrowing it down
	1:10am Handy Haversack: @Websie: RIGHT? There's no way this person wasn't bound for Australia.
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano, egg noodles and catsup? NNNOOOO! I'm fix'n to right my wrongs. Temporary non compos mentis!
	1:12am Handy Haversack: That was a real nice song.
	1:14am Mr. Pumpy: I HAVE ARRIVED! Dang...that was a fucking uphill climb. Thank you to everyone that saw me through it all...annoyed or not.
	1:14am Handy Haversack: Shoot, so is this.
	1:14am Dennis: X is always a welcome surprise. Thanks for being there, we all appreciate it.
	1:15am rich: dennis nothing i'd rather do
	1:16am Mr. Pumpy: How could this have not been on the Roadhouse OST? Maybe because John Doe was skimming sawbucks.
	1:16am coelacanth∅: and Lucinda!
	1:16am Handy Haversack: Goodness.
	1:16am Mr. Pumpy: Okay, I think I can go take a leak now, or should I just let it flow where I sit...again?
	1:18am daupomatic: Somebody needs a portable radio.
	1:18am mariano: Have a Gatorade bottle or something similar?
	1:18am daupomatic: Do not encourage!
	1:18am Handy Haversack: (OK: turns out it's really hard not to say "insquatable" a few times when asked "what are you listening to?" in these specific circumstances.)
	1:20am Mr. Pumpy: @daupomatic...I have bluetoof headphones, but they get spotty after 15 feet or so. Anyhow, I'm back.
	1:21am coelacanth∅: nice
	1:21am Handy Haversack: Yeah.
	1:22am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...a Calphalon 2 quart saucepan?
	1:24am mariano: Mr. Pumpy - yes, but only because these are desperate times.
	1:25am Mr. Pumpy: Now that I'm caught up, for real...how is everyone doing? Before reading and potential responses, I (of course) hope as good as can be expected. I also hope no one has lost anyone close. This thing is hitting home for many I know. I'm not saying anyone should spill their proverbial beans, but I'm listening if it would add comfort.
	1:26am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano, I believe that could be considered part of the seasoning process.
	1:28am daupomatic: Things here are fine. I got sick with something else, which is annoying but fine. I can do some work from home, and everybody's okay.
	1:29am Mr. Pumpy: Glad to hear it, daupomatic, I hope it wasn't too much of a bugout in the interim.
	1:30am Mr. Pumpy: mariano, coel, handy...you cats still around these parts?
	1:33am Handy Haversack: Two guys from my work have gotten sick. One is just about recovered. Sounds like the other is having a harder time, which, you know, just sucks. No like first- or even second-circle friends (or fam) has been sick, though a few people think they might have been. Everyone is guessing about a lot of things. Swings and roundabouts. Strikes and gutters. Every day has a lot of different weirdnesses. I am working from home. Job seems stable for now. Kate has lost 2/3 of her jobs, and the rest is doubtful since it doesn't look like schools are going back. So, like everyone, everything is weird. One thing that really freaks me out is friends writing from out of state just breathlessly, "Are you all OK? It sounds like a NIGHTMARE!" I try to assure people that the hospitals must be, and our health workers are really taking it on the chin but that our quarantine experiences must be pretty much like theirs, just more on foot. Like our lives. I think the news must be making NYC look pretty nightmarish, but I get all of my news from the accu and Salvage, so I am a bad judge. I found this helpful and sane seeming. Listener Brian with a Beta B shared it: www.chronicle.com...
	1:36am mariano: So far everyone I know is fine, Mr. Pumpy. Just spoke to my uncle earlier, he works at University hospital, which is the front line here in New Orleans. He said that a few days a go, they were taking 12-14 bodies out every day. However, in the last 2-3 days, he says it's been 2-3 bodies, which he says is more or less normal (well, "normal"). Now, that's of course pure anecdata, but maybe it's a hopeful sign that confinement has started to work. There was a huge spike today in Louisiana, jumped to over 10,000 cases from (I think) somewhere in the 3-4,000 range. But part of the spike was expected, as the results of tests administered weeks ago start to come in. I guess we'll see either way.
	1:38am Handy Haversack: (This set is so good. I am getting another drink[s]. Poor Astrovan!)
	1:39am daupomatic: I got strep - so I did shelter at home, but I never developed much a fever - it was a minor stressor. But it turns out strep can give you psoriasis! I'm also getting anxious messages from all over, but so far mostly people in my world only really have money anxiety. @Handy, what's your poison tonight?
	1:40am Handy Haversack: Kate and I had different negronis earlier during the cocktail hour. Then I went on a steady diet of PBR until Squirrel Carcasses needed some Inflating, when I went ahead and added Dewar's on the rocks to the mix.
	1:42am mariano: Yeah, amazing set.
	1:43am daupomatic: Very nice. Thanks for your beauty, Rich and Scott!
	1:43am rich: something else to check out during the week: hyperallergic.com...
	1:45am mariano: daupomataic: in early March I was staying with friends of mine and one of them got sick, which was a bit worrisome. Then she got tested and it was a common cold. Scary time to sneeze, especially in public!
	1:45am rich: it's going to be worse when allergies start up as the weather warms up
	1:46am daupomatic: @mariano: So much is suddenly scary! And just watching the empty trains go by on the elevated track is creepy.
	1:47am daupomatic: Speaking of allergies, that hyperallergic link looks great!
	1:48am mariano: It's like Videodrome for real!
	1:48am Handy Haversack: @daupomatic: Ugh, I am so sorry you got strep -- and psoriasis! Insult to injury. That's the thing about now. For a great many folx it's awful but survivable -- until it becomes clear that we really are in the precariat. One thing goes wrong -- a thing that needs a doctor or a hospital or just a job that can be trusted, and we're no longer just normal screwed. We're tapping whole new vintages of screwed. Mad props for dealing with all you have been, Mr. P.
	1:48am chresti: Yeah, we're getting allergies now, in socal.
	1:50am Handy Haversack: Everyone in NYC has a slight, dry cough, it seems. Thanks, trees. I always knew you hated us
	1:51am Mr. Pumpy: Handy, thanks for sharing. It helps me personally to hear form people I know, and what they are going through. I'm guessing Kate is freelance, or some form thereof. I've had some friends of my pop and such. Some parents of both fellow teachers and our students have fallen victim. It is rough out there. My only close situation to my knowledge is trumpeter Wallace Roney. Through certain circumstances I came to learn he lived in my town a few years ago, and we hit it off. I was in the beginning stages of helping him write his bio. That's small beans though considering he died. He had given me his number years ago and was into putting the book together. It's yet another reminder that one shouldn't assume there will be time for this and that later. Even the seemingly simple shit has no guarantees. Wallace went nowhere without his horn, and I am well aware why. No matter where we were he would have it in this ratty case with a broken zipper. I threatened to fix that zipper many times, alas never did it in time. What I liked about him, as I do about many, is that he had a somewhat singular vision...gigging and blowing his horn. Anyhow, I don't pretend we were like brothers or anything, but I got to know him and would call him up and grab a bite here and there as he regaled me with insane stories of the jazz world...and other things. So...I sit here, pops fragile as well, my best bud's mom in lockdown at 84 because she lives in a 65 and over joint that got infected. She is also a great friend of mine. Silver lining of it all, I can be with my dad who we know had issues since Xmas. I'm a few deep and babbling, but I want to finish by saying I appreciate getting to know some of you cats within the past 6 months...and it is a benefit now more than ever. Peace and love, baby! Damn...this Beam and Coke is going down proper...
	1:52am chresti: We're gonna crash soon, thanks rich and Scott! Goodnight everyone!
	1:52am daupomatic: "Long Live the New Flesh!"
	1:53am Handy Haversack: Fuck yeah, Mr. P. Pls. see "mad props," supra. Night, chresti!
	1:53am rich: goodnight chresti
	1:53am Handy Haversack: Disposable Heroes!!
	1:53am mariano: It's been an honor and a pleasure sharing this lifeboat with you and everyone, Pumpy.
	1:53am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...big ups for your unc. That does sound like promising data. I'm glad to hear no one in your immediate circle has fell victim. Thanks for sharing. man. This is uncharted territory. For me at least!
	1:53am mariano: Night chresti!
	1:54am Handy Haversack: Shit, this band is so good!
	1:56am Mr. Pumpy: When I heard "TELEVISION" I thought of the Beatnigs for a minute. Killer album! www.youtube.com...
	1:57am daupomatic: Damn, there was no FOX yet, and still....
	1:58am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...thanks, but you know...deal the hand dealt. I have much respect for those worse off!
	1:59am rich: no fox but still 24 hour news the ever-expanding contraction of information
	1:59am mariano: This and "She Watch Channel 0"!
	1:59am daupomatic: It was the seed, and they saw it take root.
	2:00am Mr. Pumpy: night, chresti
	2:00am Handy Haversack: Man, TV really takes it on the chin in this one! Heard, @ Mr. P! Also, yeah, Kate's freelance: she's a teaching artist in the NYC public schools. @mariano! Yeah@ She watch she watch she watch she watch!
	2:01am elwyn: there's a lot of quality television out there - better than when that song came out. now YouTube is pretty awful with their celebrities and "content makers"
	2:02am mariano: Just think: at this point in Dave's show yesterday, we still had an hour of the new Dylan song to go ;) elwyn: Yeah, it's weird: it's an era of some of the absolute best TV, but also some of the absolute worst.
	2:03am Handy Haversack: It's true, @elwyn. TV just expanded into other media/control realms. Metabarons is so cool. Jeez.
	2:03am Mr. Pumpy: Rich, Wallace Roney...I'm just not sure if you know. Huge talent. Kenny Barron, Art Blakey, Miles Davis...he played with many. Anyhow...
	2:04am rich: mr p yes i didn't see that before i recorded
	2:04am Mr. Pumpy: Big up to all these folks!
	2:05am Handy Haversack: Ken! Michele! Matt! Olivia! Scott! Ruth! John! Daisy! I think I got them? THANK YOU!!!
	2:05am Mr. Pumpy: Ahhh...the whiskey, bruv. I forgot it was pre-recorded. Awesome set! Thank you.
	2:05am daupomatic: @Handy: I used to do that! Through LEAP. Really good, hard work. No safety net. :\
	2:06am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...that was insane...in one of the best ways.
	2:07am Handy Haversack: Wow, @daupomatic. Yeah, exactly. What was your area? Kate does drama, music, and writing.
	2:07am mariano: Wait, where's KenFHP's dancing skeleton now that there's music that sounds kinda xylophony?
	2:09am daupomatic: I did visual arts. A lot of simple puppets, some cartooning, and then everything else. I happened to have the day off on 9/11, so I slept in.... But schools were open soon, that nightmare.
	2:09am mariano: I made wisecracks throughout Dave's show, but by gum I listened to that song for 3 solid hours. Became kind of meditative after a while.
	2:10am rich: elwyn tv is fine, tv news sucks more than it ever did. no mcneil-lehrer report, no ted koppel/nightline, no mike wallace. now endless over-emoted chattering about the biggest news, fine during the pandemic, horrible during a snowstorm in nyc
	2:10am mariano: That's what I can do with my downtime: make a video of dancing skeletons to go with this Vanishing Twin song.
	2:11am Handy Haversack: Probably KenFHP is stil reeling from the scandal when it was revealed that striking the 12th and 13th ribs made the exact same note and we were dealing with another Milli Vanilli situation. I mean, what are we supposed to believe?
	2:12am mariano: Lol! Probably just needed his ribs tuned. Or autotuned.
	2:12am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...teaching art and they won't even put her on staff. That's some bullshit right there. I'm in the NJ system. I teach English, only for a decade now, I started late. Honestly, I thought about bailing the past couple of years...for myriad reasons. However, this whole experience has made me yearn for it more than ever. I hope that a lot of the BS which has fell by the wayside as we teach from home, stays out of the picture when we go back (like the mandate of having to wear pants...and the suggested bathing!). Much respect to Kate...I'm going to spin that record tomorrow when I set the proper time aside. Please know, living with my pop is a challenge as far as putting 45 mins together uninterrupted. Nothing against him, he's been great. It's simply the nature of the beast.
	2:12am Handy Haversack: WAKE UP, RIB SHEEPLE!
	2:13am mariano: Rib Sheeple: that's a Star Wars name right there.
	2:14am Handy Haversack: @mariano: headlining tonight at Mos Eisley! @Mr. P: Heard, brother.
	2:15am Mr. Pumpy: Rib Sheeple is a jazz sage...
	2:15am Mr. Pumpy: Sick Shankar tempo change! Replete with 8th notes galore
	2:16am Handy Haversack: Hell yeah. Places are being gone to!
	2:16am mariano: It's good to be busy with life, but it's tough not to have enough time to oneself, Mr. P. Also, it looks like your avatar is providing the drone to this Ananda Shankar piece ;)
	2:17am Mr. Pumpy: My avatar is demonstrating how places are being gone to
	2:19am daupomatic: I don't know what Kate H's situation is like at all, but the reason I had plenty work in public schools in NYC is because so few of them had art teachers at all. Art is merely bonus "enrichment," not part of education. Makes me sick, honestly.
	2:19am Handy Haversack: maiano, is NOLA on Central Time? Now I can't remember. Not that it matters -- you clearly never sleep. I assume there's like a belfry or garret and some sort of refreshing brooding hour at some point?
	2:21am Mr. Pumpy: @daupomatic...yes, sickening indeed.
	2:21am Handy Haversack: Yeah, the NYC schools cut all arts in the seventies and eighties, and these nonprofit arts-in-ed companies came about to fill the void and give artists hard, low-paying, fulfilling work that won't ever protect them.
	2:24am daupomatic: I left my arts-in-ed company because i moved a way for a few years. I couldn't go back to them when I returned, because i hated their business model (and the founders) too much. Happily, we're going to dismantle Capitalism after the Plague.
	2:24am daupomatic: Also, I can't tell whether this track is from the past or the future.
	2:24am rich: something else to download from one of my fave comics creators: www.bryan-talbot.com
	2:25am mariano: Yep, Central time Mr. P. Been getting some good sleep during the lockdown actually. I just tend to stay up late and sleep late. But it's deep relaxing sleep, waking up whenever I wake up.
	2:25am Mr. Pumpy: Whoa...I've been threatening to eat some sushi I have for the past five hours. I just sampled the wasabi I made a few hours back made from some killer powdered wasabi I have. Oooh HA! That clears the sinuses! I think it is ready. Now...do I do it at this hour, or eat a sandwich and have it at a more acceptable time for a near quinquagenarian?!
	2:26am Handy Haversack: Yeah! Dismantling! Just unpaywalled: salvage.zone...
	2:26am daupomatic: Don't eat hot before bed, Mr.P!
	2:27am coelacanth∅: it's not a bad idea but as long as gooble's in charge capitalism isn't going anywhere
	2:28am mariano: Speaking of visual arts, have any of you ever heard of Kahn and Selesnick? Discovered them years ago by wandering into the right gallery in Chelsea. Artistic duo from upstate NY working largely in highly stylized photography: kahnselesnick.biz
	2:29am Handy Haversack: (I can feel the dog's dreaming in his eyelids against my legs.)
	2:30am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano...I feel ya on the sleep. Me as well, but I do worry about my dad's watching eye. That is more on me than anything. We's good with pretty much whatever. He appreciates me being here, but it is just an innate quality of his to sound like he wants you to feel bad. I am good with it though. He may walk out here any minute for some water or something, and it ain't no thang...or at least I'll treat it as such. Still, a bit of an adjustment from living alone across town. I am benefiting from the company though. No worries here, just sharing my dynamic as a talking point.
	👻 2:30am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): digging this set. hi, Rich and folx!
	2:31am rich: mariano kahn and selesnick are amazing i've wandered into two of their gallery shows over the years and they dream for me good morning granny
	👻 2:31am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Mr. Pumpy: thanks for quinquagenarian
	2:32am Handy Haversack: Whoa, mariano. Pretty cool SCOTLANDFUTUREBOG! Hey, GST!
	2:32am Mr. Pumpy: @daup...you are the angel to the devil on my left shoulder!
	2:34am Matt_E: Helllloooo everyone
	2:34am daupomatic: @ Mr. P: I give good advice and don't take it. Gonna go mix a drink! @ Handy: will check out Salvage! Loads of cultural exchange under the Inflated eye....
	2:34am coelacanth∅: (i won't visit most websites on the computer i'm now on. 'sounds promising but it'll have to wait 'till tomorrow)
	2:34am mariano: Yeah rich, I wandered into their Truppe Fliedermaus exhibition, was blown away. Hi Granny, Matt_E.
	2:35am daupomatic: @ Mr. P: also, I made a swell batch of homemade kimchi when my lock-down started, but I made it hot enough for caution to be needed....
	2:35am coelacanth∅: hello Granny and Matt
	2:35am Handy Haversack: wfmu.org only, coela? That's a lucky computer!
	2:36am Joe B: Hey Rich and everyone
	2:37am Handy Haversack: The People's Champ! How goes, Joe B?
	2:37am mariano: Mr. P: Parents like to push those buttons, don't they?
	2:37am mariano: Oh man, Joe B paying a late-night visit!
	2:37am Joe B: Hey Handy, staying in this weekend
	2:37am rich: good morning joe
	2:38am Mr. Pumpy: @Granny...you are welcome, but I'm not sure what you are thanking me for!
	2:38am Handy Haversack: Lot of that going around, Joe!
	2:38am coelacanth∅: mmm kimchi - nearly, Handy! wfmu, wikipedia, youboob, bandcamp, duckduckgo, spotify... i think that's about it!
	2:39am coelacanth∅: hey Joe
	2:41am Handy Haversack: Four of those six make up most of my internet traffic, especially now that there are no sports, coela. And I always approve of good security protocols. That said, I do miss baseball.
	2:43am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...I don't know if they like as much as can't help it. My father has a twisted look on his face during those transactions. But hey, I'm on this side of it, so what the hell do I know?! We both know this, age does not matter. One can be sixty and still be subject to the same parental pronouncement. I get that though. I am wise enough to let it go. Although sometimes he seems to be looking for a fight and that gets a greater rise. Bring it, pops!
	2:44am Mr. Pumpy: Killer! That was like a Chinese Fahey.
	2:44am Mr. Pumpy: Joe B dropping in! Hey there.
	2:47am Mr. Pumpy: Is anyone else plucking nose hairs right now? I only ask because, while it is most likely out of solitude and all, perhaps there are subliminal messages within Sungguh Terpaksa. Ouch! Hurts so good.
	2:48am Handy Haversack: Well, shave and a haircut, two bits, Mr. P.
	2:48am daupomatic: I did just trim an irksome mustache hair, but I used scissors.
	2:50am mariano: I have one of those 'stache trimmer things, great for general grooming.
	2:50am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...as long as you're offering. I hope you have some lengthy shears.
	2:51am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...me too, but sometimes the pain is part of the pleasure. I don't think I need to expand upon that.
	2:52am Handy Haversack: Ha, hell yeah. So glad I commissioned those Hudson River scissors!
	2:52am daupomatic: @coela: If you aren't already familiar, Maangchi has a YT piece on homemade veggie kimchi that seems totally fail-safe and tasty. I must crawl off, good people. Thanks to all for hours of good company, sonic and otherwise. Remain indoors!
	2:53am mariano: Oh wow, is this track from Latcho Drom the film? Great documentary about Roma music, starts in India and winds up in Spain with several stops along the way. Good night daupomatic, be safe!
	2:54am Handy Haversack: Good hanging out, daupomatic!
	👻 2:54am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): did i mention this set is amazing? ok, just gonna clicky star this whole playlist, thanks!
	2:54am rich: yes it is and it is a great film can't figure out why it hasn't had a revival
	👻 2:54am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Rich. Thanks, D̶a̶i̶s̶y̶ Scott. Take care, folks.
	2:55am rich: time for the final huzzahs of the night for scott. thank you sir.
	2:55am mariano: Here's the clip from the film of this song, for later or viewing: www.youtube.com... Yeah, thanks so much rich, Scott, and everyone who makes this possible. Great chatting with y'all, take care everybody!
	2:56am daupomatic: The dancing bones return to chase me out. See you, folks!
	2:56am Matt_E: Great set Rich
	2:56am Handy Haversack: Good call, GST. Rich, thanks so much. And Scott! Really great show, rich! Good talking, humans! Catch you soon!
	2:56am Mr. Pumpy: Later, Ken
	2:57am Mr. Pumpy: Rich, thank you for doing what you do in these trying times. Be well.
	2:58am Handy Haversack: @mariano: Apparatus of the Dark Kimmerians: These apparatuses serve the subterranean Kimmerians in the exploration of their dangerous, dark realm. A harness clings to the wearer’s shoulders, supporting a tight-fitting metal and leather helm in the shape of a horse’s head. Held by a stiff mane on top of the helm is a small cage in which a genetically altered songbird is wired in place, fed and watered by tubes that pierce its breast. These birds are essentially immortal as long as the apparatus functions and they meet no fouler end. The birds’ feathers house symbiotic algae that glow with a strong but ghastly green radiance, providing effective light in a 20' radius. These algae completely protect the birds from extremes of heat and cold, excluding magical effects. If exposed to toxic gases, the tiny creature dies. but this triggers the apparatus to clamp shut its horselike jaws. The wearer will be able to breathe stale, recycled air for a full day cycle before needing to replenish the apparatus’s stores. The Guild of the Pierced Breast in Krimmea can replace the bird and restore the apparatus to full functionality.
	2:59am coelacanth∅: daupomatic i'll check that out -Thanks! ...no burying it in a hole in the yard?
	2:59am rich: no problem mr. p this keeps me sane and gives me hope for the future. have as good a week as possible all. stay safe,
	2:59am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I look forward to the D&D info.
	2:59am Joe B: thanks Rich
	3:00am Mr. Pumpy: Ha! My pops is up now...he's asking no questions. Life is good.
	3:00am coelacanth∅: Thanks Rich! Thanks Scott! take care everyone 'good night
	3:02am Mr. Pumpy: See whoever on the Joe's show.

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from April 4, 2020

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April 4, 2020: Odd Nozzles of Enlightenment

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
Krzysztof Penderecki	Basilisk Encounter	Homo Ludens	Bolt Records	from the Polish Radio Experimental Studio	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Jacaszek	Christ Blood Theme "Christ Blood Theme" by "Jacaszek"	Music for Film	Ghostly International		0:09:27 (Pop-up)
Johann Johannson	Melancholia "Melancholia" by "Johann Johannson"	Sicario	Varèse Sarabande		0:12:59 (Pop-up)
John Corigliano	Love Theme "Love Theme" by "John Corigliano"	Altered States	RCA Victor		0:17:26 (Pop-up)
Ernst Reijseger & Tenore e Cuncordu de Orosei	Su Bolu 'e s'Astore	Colla Voche	Winter & Winter		0:21:02 (Pop-up)
Deuter	Gammastrahlen-Lamm "Gammastrahlen-Lamm" by "Deuter"	D	Kuckuck		0:24:27 (Pop-up)
Hans Reichel	Bad Teeth in Marlboro Country	Lower Lurum	Ratascan		0:29:22 (Pop-up)
Projekt Karpaty Magiczne	Jojk Urdego Wierchu	Ethnocore	Fly		0:32:32 (Pop-up)
World Standard	Loving Spoonful "Loving Spoonful" by "World Standard"	Country Gazette	Asphodel		0:36:46 (Pop-up)
The Makers Of The Dead Travel Fast	Row Boat	G'Arage D'Or	Extreme		0:39:37 (Pop-up)
Stern Combo Meissen	In Den Kosmos	Kosmos: Soundtracks of East Germany's Adventures in Space	All Score Media		0:41:57 (Pop-up)
Angel Ho	Jacomina "Jacomina" by "Angel Ho"	Death Becomes Her	Hyperdub		0:46:28 (Pop-up)
Low	Disarray "Disarray" by "Low"	Double Negative	Sub Pop		0:49:53 (Pop-up)
The Advisory Circle	Civil Defence is Common Sense	Other Channels	Ghost Box		0:53:23 (Pop-up)

Steve Gunn & Mike Cooper	Pena Panorama	Cantos De Lisboa	RVNG Intl.		1:04:20 (Pop-up)
X	See How We Are "See How We Are" by "X"	Beyond and Back: The X Anthology	Elektra		1:11:14 (Pop-up)
Lucinda Williams	Fruits Of My Labor	World Without Tears	Lost Highway		1:14:38 (Pop-up)
Laura Cantrell	No Way There From Here	No Way There From Here	Thrift Shop Recordings		1:19:20 (Pop-up)
Luis Bacalov	Gold of the Proud Ones - Memories	Spaghetti Westerns Volume Three	DRG		1:23:52 (Pop-up)
Friends of Dean Martinez	The Shadow Of Your Smile	The Shadow Of Your Smile	Sub Pop		1:27:57 (Pop-up)
Calexico	Si Tu Disais "Si Tu Disais" by "Calexico"	Convict Pool	Quarterstick		1:31:58 (Pop-up)
Wreckless Eric & Amy Rigby	Astrovan	Wreckless Eric & Amy Rigby	Stiff		1:35:09 (Pop-up)
Link Wray	The Swag "The Swag" by "Link Wray"	Rumble! The Best Of Link Wray	Rhino		1:40:22 (Pop-up)
Holly Golightly	Feel Something "Feel Something" by "Holly Golightly"	God Don't Like It	Damaged Goods		1:42:37 (Pop-up)
The Stylers	Themes From James Bond	Teen Dance Music from China and Malaysia	Thrift Score		1:44:47 (Pop-up)
The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy	Television, The Drug Of The Nation	Hypocrisy Is The Greatest Luxury	4th & Broadway		1:51:36 (Pop-up)

Vanishing Twin	Backstroke "Backstroke" by "Vanishing Twin"	The Age Of Immunology	Fire Records		2:05:41 (Pop-up)
Ananda Shankar	Metamorphosis "Metamorphosis" by "Ananda Shankar"	Ananda Shankar	Reprise		2:10:07 (Pop-up)
Ustad Vilayat Khan	L'Ultime Jalsa Avec Le Chanteur	Le Salon De Musique	Ocora		2:16:51 (Pop-up)
Dilip Roy	Yaman "Yaman" by "Dilip Roy"	Namaskaar	Cloud Forest		2:25:48 (Pop-up)
Mehrpouya	Afsaneye Eshgh "Afsaneye Eshgh" by "Mehrpouya"	Soul Raga	Pharaway Sounds		2:29:47 (Pop-up)
Johda Nath, Rohotas Nath, Patu Nath	Haryana Folk Song	Sapera: Snake Charmers of North India	Bona-Fi Recordings		2:35:17 (Pop-up)
Kurmanjiang Zaccharia	White Swan "White Swan" by "Kurmanjiang Zaccharia"	Ethnic Minority Music Of Northwest Xinjiang, China	Sublime Frequencies		2:38:28 (Pop-up)
La Podding & La Mamma	Sungguh Terpaksa	Music of Indonesia, Vol. 20: Indonesian Guitars	Smithsonian Folkways		2:42:30 (Pop-up)
Talip Ozkan	Feridem "Feridem" by "Talip Ozkan"	The Dark Fire	Axiom		2:46:39 (Pop-up)
Les Musiciens du Nil	Ya Dorah Shami	Latcho Drom	Caroline		2:50:45 (Pop-up)
Nino Nardini & Roger Roger	Bali Girl	Jungle Obsession	Dare-Dare		2:54:34 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:01am ParUbi: And here we are
	12:01am Mr. Pumpy: HELLo! Fuck...my dad left the TV on...and this guy is on again. OK...better
	12:02am Handy Haversack: Lo!
	12:02am JakeGould: And today is just another tomorrow.
	12:02am rich: good morning all, here's to look at: www.lukejerram.com...
	12:02am Handy Haversack: Basilisk encounters are petrifying. Hi, Rich!
	12:03am chresti: Hi rich and squirrel inflatables.
	12:03am northguineahills: I see in order to get past that sign, I need to be a plant, be right back!
	12:03am Wendy del Formaggio: Hey Rich! I'm so sleepy...dunno how long I can hold out... I don't stay up late like you kids do.
	12:03am McGroovey: Cool crystally things. Looks like the white might sound (like).
	12:03am chresti: Good thing animals can read.
	12:04am coelacanth∅: greetings rich and squirrelly dirigibles
	12:04am rich: pre-recorded again this week. should be live next week as i am waiting for an adapter for my headphones which may have arrived today, which it did not, so i am glad i pre-redorded
	12:04am Handy Haversack: Wendy, as a fellow 1974er, I just want to say: I know you can do it!
	12:04am Mr. Pumpy: By 'this guy' I meant Mr. Whipple. Don't tell me not to squeeze the Charmin. I earned this!
	12:05am Handy Haversack: They can read English, chresti.
	12:05am Wendy del Formaggio: Haha, thanks, Handy. It's more that if I stay up too late, I sleep really poorly. I'm at that age where a regular sleep-schedule is pretty crucial. Or maybe it all started when I had Lyme disease. I dunno.
	12:05am Chop Scott: Rich! Great to hear you and Penderecki!
	12:05am Daniel Blumin: rich, pre-recorded sounds mighty fine!!!
	12:06am rich: hi parubi, mr. p, handy, jake, chresti, jake, wendy (the show will eventually put you to sleep so stay awake until it does), mcgroovey, coel, chop scott, et al.
	12:06am ParUbi: this piece is just amazing
	👻 12:06am Ken From Hyde Park: Basilisk ... isn't that the lizard that propels itself across ponds on its hind legs?
	12:06am Wendy del Formaggio: Rich, it would be far from the first time I fell asleep to WFMU. Not because it's soporific; because I can't bring myself to turn off the radio!
	12:08am Mr. Pumpy: Hay rich...how are you? All things considered, I hope you are enjoying sitting back now that all the work was done up front. Blame any technical problems on Gremlins or Russians...Or Plebeians. Even if it is the philistines.
	12:08am rich: kfh yes and mythical reptile who can kill with a glance
	12:08am mariano: Hey Rich, everyone. Handy - meant to ask you, regarding the D&D relic: is the Hyperborea you reference the Robert L. Howard version or the one from Classical mythology? KenFHP - the stare of a basilisk could turn someone to stone.
	12:08am Handy Haversack: "Only the weasel can kill a basilisk." bestiary.ca...
	12:08am Mr. Pumpy: Hay...ha! HayHa
	12:09am mariano: Oh man, medieval bestiaries are a trip!
	12:09am Websie: Good evening, Rich. Looking fwd to mic break pronunciation of Penderecki.
	12:09am CC: hi Rich we are cratered and have to crash...Cheerz!!!
	12:10am rich: mr p. the technical problems they don't come across in the pre-record but the inability to speak even when shouting at the computer mic continue
	12:10am daupomatic: Yes. This seems like a Penderecki time we're sharing.
	12:10am Mr. Pumpy: Speaking of D&D...it's been years, but does anyone have a recommendation of a good spot online to get my charisma on? And...do I need to know the secret handshake or whatever? Asking for...me. I want to behold some beholders.
	12:10am mariano: Crashing, CC? If so, have a good night.
	12:11am Mr. Pumpy: rich...try harder. Louder. LOUDER! You'll get it.
	12:11am coelacanth∅: (otherwise known as the jesus lizard) en.wikipedia.org...
	12:12am Mr. Pumpy: Is CC our very own Creamo?
	12:12am daupomatic: Sir Pumpy, I know there's a subreddit for organizing RPGs. Ah, here: www.reddit.com...
	12:12am ParUbi: Don't inhale the Lysol, CC! Sleep well
	12:12am Mr. Pumpy: @daupo...thank you, kindly!
	12:13am Wendy del Formaggio: Okay, I have to say goodnight before I'm too tired to drive home. (Okay, I am actually in my bed, but it sounded better to leave a party with that line.) Good night, everyone! See you soon here on the playlist. Stay safe, and don't breathe if you go outside.
	12:13am Handy Haversack: @mariano, so, it's based on both, kind of. It's a 1e AD&D clone with a lot of rough edges sanded off and a setting that's the lost arctic continent of Earth in another dimension with a bunch of Earth tribal groups having stumbled through at various periods but once ruled by a version of the classical Hyperboreans -- sorcerer-rulers of unrivaled power until they got decadent. And then eventually a plague took out most of the continent. So vast areas of howling wilderness populated by things out of D&D, Lovecraft, Smith, Howard, Vance. And tiny human settlements. And then my version skews even a little weirder ... Uh, Mr. P, you can just join my game, you know. hyperborea.tv
	12:13am Mr. Pumpy: Enjoy your brie pillow, Wendy!
	12:14am rich: handy thanks i did not know only a weasel could kill a basilisk it's like a european version of a mongoose and a cobra
	12:14am Wendy del Formaggio: Thanks, Mr. P. It's the most delicious pillow of all.
	12:14am daupomatic: I haven't used it, so I'll be curious how it goes. Seems like it should be hopping these days.
	12:14am Handy Haversack: Otherwise, I can offer advice on where to find games that would suit you, Mr. P. Night, Wendy! Happy birthday!
	12:14am coelacanth∅: g'night Wendy
	12:14am Franco Twinkie: Mr. Pumpy, A friends father wrote the forward to the Carlos Castenada book Don Juan: A Yaqui Way Of Knowledge. It was originally published by UCLA. Of course, as it would play out, it became highly contested as a work of serious anthropology. When I asked Walter, who had been Castenatas faculty adviser about it, he became irritated and dismissive and said it was the biggest mistake of his professional life.
	12:14am northguineahills: Ghostly International Recs never ceases to surprise me. Oh, and killer Perdercki! (scheisse, phrasing?)
	12:14am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...is that a link leading there...or is that for mariano? I want in...and thanks!
	12:14am zopa: hi rich. looking forward to you being live again. bye rich. gotta sleep. i'll play the archive tomorrow whilst puzzling.
	12:15am Wendy del Formaggio: Thanks, Handy. Sleep well, whenever you get around to it! Good night, Coelacanth0. Over and out.
	12:15am rich: good night wendy have a happy bday next friday
	12:16am mariano: Night Wendy, happy birthday week!
	12:16am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...I trust you, bruv. What do I do? You can message me offline if it's not intuitive. Don't want to bore the prime-time crowd.
	12:16am ParUbi: @Franko-- because he made it all up, right? It's such a strange thing
	12:17am Daniel Blumin: G'night, Wendy! See ya on yr birty perhaps!
	12:17am Handy Haversack: Of course, Mr. P. We are playing Sundays 12-6 these days, over Jit.Si or Zoom. I will e-mail you more info. That's a link to the game (a D&D clone). There are PDFs for cheap, too. I'll e-mail!
	12:17am rich: our first big thank you to daisy this evening who board opping once again
	12:18am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Daisy! Praise her with great praise!
	12:19am Franco Twinkie: ParUbi, I guess so. Academics don't truck with that kind of monkey business.
	12:20am ParUbi: I think it's the kind of thing that doesn't translate well into the academic world. The whole thing has its own dream logic, a kind of truth
	12:20am Fox: Helloooo again everyone.
	👻 12:21am Ken From Hyde Park: 'Night, Wendy. (She may already be underneath her quilt of processed American cheese squares.)
	12:21am Mr. Pumpy: @Franco...HA! I can see that. I love that story though, but at the time I can understand the reaction because know how divisive the works were. They still are I suppose. So it goes. I don't worry myself over the politics of seemingly disparate ideologies Instead, I cherish my personal takeaways. Good stuff.
	12:21am mariano: Thanks Daisy - and hi Fox!
	12:21am Franco Twinkie: Well, all us kiddies who were tripping out at the time loved it!
	12:21am Handy Haversack: Heirloom processed American cheese squares!
	12:22am mariano: Handy: that's really interesting about your campaign setting. The description of the relic was really well written, sounds like you've built the campaign very carefully and with lots of detail. Good to see people using 1e AD&D, the only one I ever really played.
	12:22am Hams: fox, hope you are feeling better, & the roommate ain't buggin' you too much.
	12:22am Mr. Pumpy: This has a great sound. I am feeling Jerry Goldsmith in some of the more poignant Star Trek episodes. I don't mean to diminish this. I think JG hit something beautifully emotive that the masses will never be privy to.
	12:23am coelacanth∅: the "common" basalisk (ALSO known as the jesus lizard) en.wikipedia.org... ...preyed upon by mammals, birds and other reptiles.
	12:23am rich: kfh it's a real kraft to make that kind of quilt
	12:23am chresti: Goodnight Wendy.
	12:24am Handy Haversack: @mariano: the world and game are a published product, a fairly successful little indie company. Well, one dude. He put a bunch of magic items that I wrote and a couple of monsters into the second printing. I think my take on the setting is likely a little too weird for him to publish adventures I write -- but I could also get off my ass and give it a whirl! Dozens of dollars could be at stake!
	12:24am mariano: Holy shit, coela: my whole life I never knew there was an actual animal called a basilisk.
	12:25am Mr. Pumpy: @par...I get all that to a large degree, but what isn't made up? I know that sound like existential claptrap, but I still pose the question. Especially while being sequestered. The reality I have is often willed.
	12:25am mariano: What's the company, if you don't mind my asking, Handy?
	12:26am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...solid. I'm down for Sunday. Please and thank you.
	12:26am coelacanth∅: mariano, my whole life i never knew there was a fictitious animal called the basilisk!
	12:27am Mr. Pumpy: I love how insanely active the accu is these days. While I know I am missing so much, It is warming my heart that I can't keep up. Peace and love and WoofMoo!
	12:29am rich: so i'll be dropping in some stuck at home things to do during the show: nyc-noise.com van-us.atavist.com...
	12:29am coelacanth∅: yeah it's fast-paced!
	12:30am Mr. Pumpy: @Ken...I would think Wendy is more likely snuggled under a duvet stuffed full of the finest and stankiest pecorino romano. We can speculate...it may even be a velveta quilt!
	12:30am mariano: What a coinky-dink, coela! The Accu's been a lot of fun lately indeed, Mr. P, like a party that still carries on after you've gone to sleep and is there when you wake up.
	12:30am coelacanth∅: ...oh and Mr.P no not the same CC (in case you didn't get an answer, which i don't know!)
	12:32am Handy Haversack: (Found that cat poop I was worried about earlier BTW: conveniently placed right by the fridge! Everything sounded great while I was dealing with it -- reception on the hardest working boombox in the world was good in the bathroom!)
	12:35am Handy Haversack: @mariano: North Wind Adventures: hyperborea.tv . I always think of the real basilisk as the Jesus lizard and every time am like, oh, right, it's also a basilisk! Some animals get all the breaks! Ain't gonna get 'em past that fence, though.
	12:35am rich: handy don't know if you know about this label but it showed up on boing boing earlier today: boingboing.net...
	12:37am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): AccU would be nothing without U.
	12:38am Handy Haversack: Whoa, Rich! I don't see how I can NOT check it out, even if I can't do anything with it! I think I even have a €5 note kicking around here someplace ... Thanks!
	12:38am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano...basilisk. And to think I used to like you.
	12:38am mariano: Woah, that looks cool AF, rich! Memories of high school, getting baked, playing D&D, listening to death metal or Wagner. Thanks for the link Handy!
	12:39am Mr. Pumpy: Coel too... dang...wait, I think I am the one who has a problem now.
	12:39am daupomatic: Hyperborea at a glance looks a little like a D&D blend with Call of Cthulhu.
	12:40am mariano: Wait, what now Mr. P? Basilisk? Look at it this way: coela and I had a full set of facts between us.
	12:42am coelacanth∅: what gets me is why did they name a fairly small, relatively harmless lizard after such a mythological one. it's not even scary looking.
	12:42am Mr. Pumpy: Yes mariano...a tru party wherein you are like, "Fuck, I forgot to ask Handy about that theme band that revolved around margarine and supercolliders." or feeling remiss in not sharing your new idea for a car wash that serves haggis.
	12:42am Handy Haversack: There are a lot of metal dudes who play this game. I keep trying to get them to listen to Keilidh's show. Mr. P, for the record, none of us have forgotten about you and Winamp! @daupomatic, yeah, kind of! It's like D&D with all the Tolkein taken out and filled instead with Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith, Robert E. Howard, and (the way I do it) James George Frazer and Edith Hamilton. LOTS of Clark Ashton Smith.
	12:42am Mr. Pumpy: I'm still so far behind! Maybe if I zip my yapper!
	12:43am Handy Haversack: Mr. P, you mean OLEOLIGO? Oh, shit, some of their x-ray releases are amazing!
	12:43am mariano: I love it when the names of modules and of death metal songs/albums could be one in the same: Charnel Crypt of the Sightless Serpent, Forgotten Fane of the Coiled Goddess...
	12:43am Scott Williams: Sooooo into your show to this point, Rich! I am your board-op, btw
	12:43am rich: archipelago books has put up 50 free ebooks from their catalog through available here: archipelagobooks.org...
	12:44am Mr. Pumpy: @Coel...thanks on the CC thang. You are a great help. The approach and cadence did not match, but one never knows.
	12:44am coelacanth∅: i thought it was miller time, Scott
	12:44am rich: thanks scott, smk told me it was daisy, i even sent her the show. she will be thanked in the mic break, sorry about that.
	12:44am Handy Haversack: @mariano: I have T-shirts for all those modules. All are like that two-pound Iron Maiden - quality cotton that just is made to soak up waaaaaaaay too much sweat!
	12:45am mariano: Didn't TSR get into trouble with whoever owned Lovecraft's copyrights when they included the Cthulhu pantheon in Deities & Demigods or the Monster Manual? I know the Tolkien estate made them quit using the word hobbit, thus halfling.
	12:45am coelacanth∅: haha yes Mr. P, very different creatures!
	12:45am rich: all hail scott williams everybody
	12:46am chresti: Hail Scott Williams!
	12:46am mariano: All hail Scott!
	12:46am coelacanth∅: Thanks again Scott! and Thanks for the other times, Daisy!
	12:46am Handy Haversack: Scott, this board is OPPED! Way to go! Yeah, mariano -- there was a whole thing. It was actually mainly the Melnibonean mythos from Moorcock's book that caused the kerfuffle. Those first couple of printings of Deities and Demigods go for a pretty penny.
	12:46am mariano: All hail Scott, Harbinger of Cthulhu! Too much?
	12:46am rich: lots of clark ashton smith sounds great you should throw some lord dunsany in there too
	12:47am Websie: I haven't seen ALTERED STATES in 40 years, I should look if it's streaming somewhere.
	12:47am Mr. Pumpy: Some animals have all the luck Some animals have all the pain Some animals get all the breaks Like the basilisk which has nothing but pure gain
	12:47am Handy Haversack: Scott Williams? Opener of gates? The way between? Nyarlarthotep Williams? Nah, you're good, mariano. Hail him!
	12:47am Mr. Pumpy: Amazing song. This is what Buckaroo Bonsai @ would have sounded like.
	12:47am mariano: Oh that's right, the Melnibonean mythos too. TSR sure poached a lot of stuff, lol.
	12:48am Mr. Pumpy: Death metal Or Wagner? How do you parse these two?
	👻 12:48am Ken From Hyde Park: Poor Skeleton Manager Ken is so out of it, he OKs a show format consisting of three hours of a single Bob Dylan song. Thanks for your consecutive show services, Scott.
	12:49am mariano: Websie: Altered States is definitely worth a rewatch. Mr. Pumpy: we were stoned teenagers, that's how ;)
	12:49am Handy Haversack: @rich! YEAH! I do try to get some Dunsanian echoes in my game! I like weird things to be WEIRD and nonhuman stuff to be hard to comprehend. Different agendas. Dunsany was a huge influence on Lovecraft, of course. Also a big Arthur Machen fan.
	12:51am Handy Haversack: But Clark Ashton Smith is really wonderful. I go back to him all the time. His paintings and sculpture are pretty great, too, I think.
	12:51am rich: websie parts of it probably hold up pretty well depends on how much you like william hurt i think
	12:51am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano..I'm way behind, becuase I'm a minuteau man today, but the basilisk thing
	12:51am Mr. Pumpy: Should we do a MADLIB?
	12:52am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): What's this about Winamp? My lifeline. Used it to make this sound collage that sampled Altered States: wfmu.org... or this one with Buckaroo Bonzai music wfmu.org...
	12:52am daupomatic: I bought three volumes of Machen at Providence NecronomiCon - this is my opportunity to dive in!
	12:53am rich: his paintings and sculpture are nice and stories are great not so sure about the poetry though it is incredible how much poetry he wrote
	12:53am daupomatic: Altered States is not my favorite Cronenberg, but you can't go wrong, really.
	12:54am Handy Haversack: Oooo, nice, @daupomatic! If you like it, I really recommend joining the Friends of Arthur Machen Society. They send out a newsletter, a journal, AND a book! Really nice people, too. HEARD on the poetry, @rich.
	12:55am daupomatic: Thanks, Handy! I'll check that out.
	12:55am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy, I just laughed the fuck out loud about that Winamp comment! And that's with me trying to keep to a dull roar with pops sleeping down the hall and refusing to close the door. That is funny shit. I don't use Winamp (not in two decades) , my reaction earlier was facetious, mayhaps your reply was as well. Either way, thanks for the laugh! Beyond that, if it was sincere...it was highly considerate. Thanks again!
	12:56am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): @Rich Couldn't sound better
	12:57am mariano: I think the plan was to pin the murder of Winamp on you, then escape to Hyperborea with all the loot.
	12:57am mariano: That was meant for Mr. P, sorry.
	12:57am Handy Haversack: Hey, Mr. P: Where you're concerned, I am always highly considerate, I hope! And often facetious, too, of course. But yeah, we were gonna blame you and then make off with whatever we could grab.
	12:57am Mr. Pumpy: Did someone request more cock? No problem here.
	12:58am mariano: Ruh roh...
	👻 12:58am Ken From Hyde Park: I used Winamp for a while, maybe fifteen years ago. I found a Simpsons skin that I liked.
	1:00am Handy Haversack: That was a great set, rich! I am gonna have to start revising my 22-year-old opinion on Low, it seems ...
	1:00am Fox: Wow! That's so amazing!!! What a glorious benefactor!!!
	1:01am daupomatic: I like your echoic home-recording robot set-list sound, Rich!
	1:01am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...I have several early versions of each of those D&D books. I never really researched the worth, but they are from the early 80's. A byproduct of a bunch of overbite warlords with pizza complexions and high voices eventually deciding TSR wasn't cool anymore and leaving them in my basement.
	1:01am Mr. Pumpy: ALTERED STATES is the tits!
	👻 1:02am Ken From Hyde Park: If anyone finds the file 'coolAmp.wsz' out there, that's the Simpsons skin.
	1:02am Mr. Pumpy: Best DJ background music ever. I'm sure several of you are blank-faced and carrying out evil deeds at the moment as a result. "Yes Mustard"
	1:03am rich: Saturday Leaving Records 4 @leavingrecords twitch: Deradoorian, Ami Dang, et al. StageIt 6 (Pacific Time) H.R. (Bad Brains) 5 International Contemporary Ensemble, Ione, Claire Chase - Pauline Oliveros The Tuning Meditation - you can join in, need to RSVP for Zoom link www.musicrebound.com... 6pm Quarantine Concerts: Ithaca Underground - Chris Corsano, Amirtha Kidambi, others ess.org... 8pm Matt Evans: New Topographics www.facebook.com... 8pm Caramoor: Vijay Iyer solo youtube 7pm Laugh Aid on youtube, twitch, laugh lounge, on cable via Comedy Central through Tuesday Live from Our Living Rooms (also a benefit) in crowdcast must be set up before www.livefromourlivingrooms.com... Monday 7-10 Corbett vs. Dempsey presents Sequesterfest (Vol. 1) featuring Ken Vandermark, Arto Lindsay, Ikue Mori, Joe McPhee, David Grubbs, Claire Chase (part of The Quarantine Concerts) ess.org... Tuesday 7pm Jeremy Denk: The Well-Tempered Clavier’s Greatest Hits www.thegreenespace.org...
	1:03am Handy Haversack: OK, the combo timing of your two avatars and the bed music is getting pretty weird.
	1:04am mariano: Oh yeah Handy - look at 'em go.
	1:04am Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): @KFHP: I appear to have coolAmp skin on my hard drive
	1:05am Websie: William Hurt is sometimes good but I always remember someone saying that he looks like he was just hit on the head with a 2x4... I remember reading that in ALTERED STATES Ken Russell told the actors to race through Paddy Chayefsky's bullshit dialogue as fast as they could.
	1:05am Mr. Pumpy: I'll cop to the neutralization of Winamp, mariano. I've turned state;s evidence...and shit's getting real.
	1:05am Handy Haversack: Don't worry. Kenzo's avatar will calm them down!
	1:06am rich: fox, yes it is all praise the anonymous benefactor
	1:06am daupomatic: "Getting"?
	👻 1:07am Ken From Hyde Park: @Kenzo - Duckduckgo returned three matches. One of them was a kind of purple skin, not Simpsons. The other two sites were dead ends. I use VLC now so I am set.
	1:07am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...a facetious consideration is all I ever hopes for. At least that's what I wrote in my high school yearbook. That and a allusion to Cluster and ENO. I'm a simple man...
	1:07am mariano: Don't be a snitch, Pumpy - you want to end up like Ray Liotta eating fake Italian food in Omaha?
	1:07am Mr. Pumpy: Almost caught up! I need to put a governor on this thread!
	1:08am rich: websie he acts like someone who was just hit by a 2x4. instead of putting him into concussion protocol they stick him in front of a camera
	1:08am Handy Haversack: I thought at first it was just a bit of equipment, but it really is starting to sound like enough for everyone. That's just wild! Also wild: no one (that I have witnessed) as been speculating on who the benefactor was! I smell Great Expectations!
	1:09am Mr. Pumpy: Getting close!
	1:09am Handy Haversack: Or worse: Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven? It's a popover!
	1:09am rich: it is an old book
	1:09am mariano: ...with Sid Vicious singing "My Way" in the background?
	1:09am Websie: the benefactor is definitely an escaped convict
	1:10am Handy Haversack: Today! I killed a cat! (I didn't. I cleaned cat poop off floor and foot.)
	1:10am Mr. Pumpy: Shiza...that is so wrong sounding on a somewhat anonymous message board among friends.
	1:10am rich: narrowing it down
	1:10am Handy Haversack: @Websie: RIGHT? There's no way this person wasn't bound for Australia.
	1:12am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano, egg noodles and catsup? NNNOOOO! I'm fix'n to right my wrongs. Temporary non compos mentis!
	1:12am Handy Haversack: That was a real nice song.
	1:14am Mr. Pumpy: I HAVE ARRIVED! Dang...that was a fucking uphill climb. Thank you to everyone that saw me through it all...annoyed or not.
	1:14am Handy Haversack: Shoot, so is this.
	1:14am Dennis: X is always a welcome surprise. Thanks for being there, we all appreciate it.
	1:15am rich: dennis nothing i'd rather do
	1:16am Mr. Pumpy: How could this have not been on the Roadhouse OST? Maybe because John Doe was skimming sawbucks.
	1:16am coelacanth∅: and Lucinda!
	1:16am Handy Haversack: Goodness.
	1:16am Mr. Pumpy: Okay, I think I can go take a leak now, or should I just let it flow where I sit...again?
	1:18am daupomatic: Somebody needs a portable radio.
	1:18am mariano: Have a Gatorade bottle or something similar?
	1:18am daupomatic: Do not encourage!
	1:18am Handy Haversack: (OK: turns out it's really hard not to say "insquatable" a few times when asked "what are you listening to?" in these specific circumstances.)
	1:20am Mr. Pumpy: @daupomatic...I have bluetoof headphones, but they get spotty after 15 feet or so. Anyhow, I'm back.
	1:21am coelacanth∅: nice
	1:21am Handy Haversack: Yeah.
	1:22am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...a Calphalon 2 quart saucepan?
	1:24am mariano: Mr. Pumpy - yes, but only because these are desperate times.
	1:25am Mr. Pumpy: Now that I'm caught up, for real...how is everyone doing? Before reading and potential responses, I (of course) hope as good as can be expected. I also hope no one has lost anyone close. This thing is hitting home for many I know. I'm not saying anyone should spill their proverbial beans, but I'm listening if it would add comfort.
	1:26am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano, I believe that could be considered part of the seasoning process.
	1:28am daupomatic: Things here are fine. I got sick with something else, which is annoying but fine. I can do some work from home, and everybody's okay.
	1:29am Mr. Pumpy: Glad to hear it, daupomatic, I hope it wasn't too much of a bugout in the interim.
	1:30am Mr. Pumpy: mariano, coel, handy...you cats still around these parts?
	1:33am Handy Haversack: Two guys from my work have gotten sick. One is just about recovered. Sounds like the other is having a harder time, which, you know, just sucks. No like first- or even second-circle friends (or fam) has been sick, though a few people think they might have been. Everyone is guessing about a lot of things. Swings and roundabouts. Strikes and gutters. Every day has a lot of different weirdnesses. I am working from home. Job seems stable for now. Kate has lost 2/3 of her jobs, and the rest is doubtful since it doesn't look like schools are going back. So, like everyone, everything is weird. One thing that really freaks me out is friends writing from out of state just breathlessly, "Are you all OK? It sounds like a NIGHTMARE!" I try to assure people that the hospitals must be, and our health workers are really taking it on the chin but that our quarantine experiences must be pretty much like theirs, just more on foot. Like our lives. I think the news must be making NYC look pretty nightmarish, but I get all of my news from the accu and Salvage, so I am a bad judge. I found this helpful and sane seeming. Listener Brian with a Beta B shared it: www.chronicle.com...
	1:36am mariano: So far everyone I know is fine, Mr. Pumpy. Just spoke to my uncle earlier, he works at University hospital, which is the front line here in New Orleans. He said that a few days a go, they were taking 12-14 bodies out every day. However, in the last 2-3 days, he says it's been 2-3 bodies, which he says is more or less normal (well, "normal"). Now, that's of course pure anecdata, but maybe it's a hopeful sign that confinement has started to work. There was a huge spike today in Louisiana, jumped to over 10,000 cases from (I think) somewhere in the 3-4,000 range. But part of the spike was expected, as the results of tests administered weeks ago start to come in. I guess we'll see either way.
	1:38am Handy Haversack: (This set is so good. I am getting another drink[s]. Poor Astrovan!)
	1:39am daupomatic: I got strep - so I did shelter at home, but I never developed much a fever - it was a minor stressor. But it turns out strep can give you psoriasis! I'm also getting anxious messages from all over, but so far mostly people in my world only really have money anxiety. @Handy, what's your poison tonight?
	1:40am Handy Haversack: Kate and I had different negronis earlier during the cocktail hour. Then I went on a steady diet of PBR until Squirrel Carcasses needed some Inflating, when I went ahead and added Dewar's on the rocks to the mix.
	1:42am mariano: Yeah, amazing set.
	1:43am daupomatic: Very nice. Thanks for your beauty, Rich and Scott!
	1:43am rich: something else to check out during the week: hyperallergic.com...
	1:45am mariano: daupomataic: in early March I was staying with friends of mine and one of them got sick, which was a bit worrisome. Then she got tested and it was a common cold. Scary time to sneeze, especially in public!
	1:45am rich: it's going to be worse when allergies start up as the weather warms up
	1:46am daupomatic: @mariano: So much is suddenly scary! And just watching the empty trains go by on the elevated track is creepy.
	1:47am daupomatic: Speaking of allergies, that hyperallergic link looks great!
	1:48am mariano: It's like Videodrome for real!
	1:48am Handy Haversack: @daupomatic: Ugh, I am so sorry you got strep -- and psoriasis! Insult to injury. That's the thing about now. For a great many folx it's awful but survivable -- until it becomes clear that we really are in the precariat. One thing goes wrong -- a thing that needs a doctor or a hospital or just a job that can be trusted, and we're no longer just normal screwed. We're tapping whole new vintages of screwed. Mad props for dealing with all you have been, Mr. P.
	1:48am chresti: Yeah, we're getting allergies now, in socal.
	1:50am Handy Haversack: Everyone in NYC has a slight, dry cough, it seems. Thanks, trees. I always knew you hated us
	1:51am Mr. Pumpy: Handy, thanks for sharing. It helps me personally to hear form people I know, and what they are going through. I'm guessing Kate is freelance, or some form thereof. I've had some friends of my pop and such. Some parents of both fellow teachers and our students have fallen victim. It is rough out there. My only close situation to my knowledge is trumpeter Wallace Roney. Through certain circumstances I came to learn he lived in my town a few years ago, and we hit it off. I was in the beginning stages of helping him write his bio. That's small beans though considering he died. He had given me his number years ago and was into putting the book together. It's yet another reminder that one shouldn't assume there will be time for this and that later. Even the seemingly simple shit has no guarantees. Wallace went nowhere without his horn, and I am well aware why. No matter where we were he would have it in this ratty case with a broken zipper. I threatened to fix that zipper many times, alas never did it in time. What I liked about him, as I do about many, is that he had a somewhat singular vision...gigging and blowing his horn. Anyhow, I don't pretend we were like brothers or anything, but I got to know him and would call him up and grab a bite here and there as he regaled me with insane stories of the jazz world...and other things. So...I sit here, pops fragile as well, my best bud's mom in lockdown at 84 because she lives in a 65 and over joint that got infected. She is also a great friend of mine. Silver lining of it all, I can be with my dad who we know had issues since Xmas. I'm a few deep and babbling, but I want to finish by saying I appreciate getting to know some of you cats within the past 6 months...and it is a benefit now more than ever. Peace and love, baby! Damn...this Beam and Coke is going down proper...
	1:52am chresti: We're gonna crash soon, thanks rich and Scott! Goodnight everyone!
	1:52am daupomatic: "Long Live the New Flesh!"
	1:53am Handy Haversack: Fuck yeah, Mr. P. Pls. see "mad props," supra. Night, chresti!
	1:53am rich: goodnight chresti
	1:53am Handy Haversack: Disposable Heroes!!
	1:53am mariano: It's been an honor and a pleasure sharing this lifeboat with you and everyone, Pumpy.
	1:53am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...big ups for your unc. That does sound like promising data. I'm glad to hear no one in your immediate circle has fell victim. Thanks for sharing. man. This is uncharted territory. For me at least!
	1:53am mariano: Night chresti!
	1:54am Handy Haversack: Shit, this band is so good!
	1:56am Mr. Pumpy: When I heard "TELEVISION" I thought of the Beatnigs for a minute. Killer album! www.youtube.com...
	1:57am daupomatic: Damn, there was no FOX yet, and still....
	1:58am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...thanks, but you know...deal the hand dealt. I have much respect for those worse off!
	1:59am rich: no fox but still 24 hour news the ever-expanding contraction of information
	1:59am mariano: This and "She Watch Channel 0"!
	1:59am daupomatic: It was the seed, and they saw it take root.
	2:00am Mr. Pumpy: night, chresti
	2:00am Handy Haversack: Man, TV really takes it on the chin in this one! Heard, @ Mr. P! Also, yeah, Kate's freelance: she's a teaching artist in the NYC public schools. @mariano! Yeah@ She watch she watch she watch she watch!
	2:01am elwyn: there's a lot of quality television out there - better than when that song came out. now YouTube is pretty awful with their celebrities and "content makers"
	2:02am mariano: Just think: at this point in Dave's show yesterday, we still had an hour of the new Dylan song to go ;) elwyn: Yeah, it's weird: it's an era of some of the absolute best TV, but also some of the absolute worst.
	2:03am Handy Haversack: It's true, @elwyn. TV just expanded into other media/control realms. Metabarons is so cool. Jeez.
	2:03am Mr. Pumpy: Rich, Wallace Roney...I'm just not sure if you know. Huge talent. Kenny Barron, Art Blakey, Miles Davis...he played with many. Anyhow...
	2:04am rich: mr p yes i didn't see that before i recorded
	2:04am Mr. Pumpy: Big up to all these folks!
	2:05am Handy Haversack: Ken! Michele! Matt! Olivia! Scott! Ruth! John! Daisy! I think I got them? THANK YOU!!!
	2:05am Mr. Pumpy: Ahhh...the whiskey, bruv. I forgot it was pre-recorded. Awesome set! Thank you.
	2:05am daupomatic: @Handy: I used to do that! Through LEAP. Really good, hard work. No safety net. :\
	2:06am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...that was insane...in one of the best ways.
	2:07am Handy Haversack: Wow, @daupomatic. Yeah, exactly. What was your area? Kate does drama, music, and writing.
	2:07am mariano: Wait, where's KenFHP's dancing skeleton now that there's music that sounds kinda xylophony?
	2:09am daupomatic: I did visual arts. A lot of simple puppets, some cartooning, and then everything else. I happened to have the day off on 9/11, so I slept in.... But schools were open soon, that nightmare.
	2:09am mariano: I made wisecracks throughout Dave's show, but by gum I listened to that song for 3 solid hours. Became kind of meditative after a while.
	2:10am rich: elwyn tv is fine, tv news sucks more than it ever did. no mcneil-lehrer report, no ted koppel/nightline, no mike wallace. now endless over-emoted chattering about the biggest news, fine during the pandemic, horrible during a snowstorm in nyc
	2:10am mariano: That's what I can do with my downtime: make a video of dancing skeletons to go with this Vanishing Twin song.
	2:11am Handy Haversack: Probably KenFHP is stil reeling from the scandal when it was revealed that striking the 12th and 13th ribs made the exact same note and we were dealing with another Milli Vanilli situation. I mean, what are we supposed to believe?
	2:12am mariano: Lol! Probably just needed his ribs tuned. Or autotuned.
	2:12am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...teaching art and they won't even put her on staff. That's some bullshit right there. I'm in the NJ system. I teach English, only for a decade now, I started late. Honestly, I thought about bailing the past couple of years...for myriad reasons. However, this whole experience has made me yearn for it more than ever. I hope that a lot of the BS which has fell by the wayside as we teach from home, stays out of the picture when we go back (like the mandate of having to wear pants...and the suggested bathing!). Much respect to Kate...I'm going to spin that record tomorrow when I set the proper time aside. Please know, living with my pop is a challenge as far as putting 45 mins together uninterrupted. Nothing against him, he's been great. It's simply the nature of the beast.
	2:12am Handy Haversack: WAKE UP, RIB SHEEPLE!
	2:13am mariano: Rib Sheeple: that's a Star Wars name right there.
	2:14am Handy Haversack: @mariano: headlining tonight at Mos Eisley! @Mr. P: Heard, brother.
	2:15am Mr. Pumpy: Rib Sheeple is a jazz sage...
	2:15am Mr. Pumpy: Sick Shankar tempo change! Replete with 8th notes galore
	2:16am Handy Haversack: Hell yeah. Places are being gone to!
	2:16am mariano: It's good to be busy with life, but it's tough not to have enough time to oneself, Mr. P. Also, it looks like your avatar is providing the drone to this Ananda Shankar piece ;)
	2:17am Mr. Pumpy: My avatar is demonstrating how places are being gone to
	2:19am daupomatic: I don't know what Kate H's situation is like at all, but the reason I had plenty work in public schools in NYC is because so few of them had art teachers at all. Art is merely bonus "enrichment," not part of education. Makes me sick, honestly.
	2:19am Handy Haversack: maiano, is NOLA on Central Time? Now I can't remember. Not that it matters -- you clearly never sleep. I assume there's like a belfry or garret and some sort of refreshing brooding hour at some point?
	2:21am Mr. Pumpy: @daupomatic...yes, sickening indeed.
	2:21am Handy Haversack: Yeah, the NYC schools cut all arts in the seventies and eighties, and these nonprofit arts-in-ed companies came about to fill the void and give artists hard, low-paying, fulfilling work that won't ever protect them.
	2:24am daupomatic: I left my arts-in-ed company because i moved a way for a few years. I couldn't go back to them when I returned, because i hated their business model (and the founders) too much. Happily, we're going to dismantle Capitalism after the Plague.
	2:24am daupomatic: Also, I can't tell whether this track is from the past or the future.
	2:24am rich: something else to download from one of my fave comics creators: www.bryan-talbot.com
	2:25am mariano: Yep, Central time Mr. P. Been getting some good sleep during the lockdown actually. I just tend to stay up late and sleep late. But it's deep relaxing sleep, waking up whenever I wake up.
	2:25am Mr. Pumpy: Whoa...I've been threatening to eat some sushi I have for the past five hours. I just sampled the wasabi I made a few hours back made from some killer powdered wasabi I have. Oooh HA! That clears the sinuses! I think it is ready. Now...do I do it at this hour, or eat a sandwich and have it at a more acceptable time for a near quinquagenarian?!
	2:26am Handy Haversack: Yeah! Dismantling! Just unpaywalled: salvage.zone...
	2:26am daupomatic: Don't eat hot before bed, Mr.P!
	2:27am coelacanth∅: it's not a bad idea but as long as gooble's in charge capitalism isn't going anywhere
	2:28am mariano: Speaking of visual arts, have any of you ever heard of Kahn and Selesnick? Discovered them years ago by wandering into the right gallery in Chelsea. Artistic duo from upstate NY working largely in highly stylized photography: kahnselesnick.biz
	2:29am Handy Haversack: (I can feel the dog's dreaming in his eyelids against my legs.)
	2:30am Mr. Pumpy: @mariano...I feel ya on the sleep. Me as well, but I do worry about my dad's watching eye. That is more on me than anything. We's good with pretty much whatever. He appreciates me being here, but it is just an innate quality of his to sound like he wants you to feel bad. I am good with it though. He may walk out here any minute for some water or something, and it ain't no thang...or at least I'll treat it as such. Still, a bit of an adjustment from living alone across town. I am benefiting from the company though. No worries here, just sharing my dynamic as a talking point.
	👻 2:30am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): digging this set. hi, Rich and folx!
	2:31am rich: mariano kahn and selesnick are amazing i've wandered into two of their gallery shows over the years and they dream for me good morning granny
	👻 2:31am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Mr. Pumpy: thanks for quinquagenarian
	2:32am Handy Haversack: Whoa, mariano. Pretty cool SCOTLANDFUTUREBOG! Hey, GST!
	2:32am Mr. Pumpy: @daup...you are the angel to the devil on my left shoulder!
	2:34am Matt_E: Helllloooo everyone
	2:34am daupomatic: @ Mr. P: I give good advice and don't take it. Gonna go mix a drink! @ Handy: will check out Salvage! Loads of cultural exchange under the Inflated eye....
	2:34am coelacanth∅: (i won't visit most websites on the computer i'm now on. 'sounds promising but it'll have to wait 'till tomorrow)
	2:34am mariano: Yeah rich, I wandered into their Truppe Fliedermaus exhibition, was blown away. Hi Granny, Matt_E.
	2:35am daupomatic: @ Mr. P: also, I made a swell batch of homemade kimchi when my lock-down started, but I made it hot enough for caution to be needed....
	2:35am coelacanth∅: hello Granny and Matt
	2:35am Handy Haversack: wfmu.org only, coela? That's a lucky computer!
	2:36am Joe B: Hey Rich and everyone
	2:37am Handy Haversack: The People's Champ! How goes, Joe B?
	2:37am mariano: Mr. P: Parents like to push those buttons, don't they?
	2:37am mariano: Oh man, Joe B paying a late-night visit!
	2:37am Joe B: Hey Handy, staying in this weekend
	2:37am rich: good morning joe
	2:38am Mr. Pumpy: @Granny...you are welcome, but I'm not sure what you are thanking me for!
	2:38am Handy Haversack: Lot of that going around, Joe!
	2:38am coelacanth∅: mmm kimchi - nearly, Handy! wfmu, wikipedia, youboob, bandcamp, duckduckgo, spotify... i think that's about it!
	2:39am coelacanth∅: hey Joe
	2:41am Handy Haversack: Four of those six make up most of my internet traffic, especially now that there are no sports, coela. And I always approve of good security protocols. That said, I do miss baseball.
	2:43am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...I don't know if they like as much as can't help it. My father has a twisted look on his face during those transactions. But hey, I'm on this side of it, so what the hell do I know?! We both know this, age does not matter. One can be sixty and still be subject to the same parental pronouncement. I get that though. I am wise enough to let it go. Although sometimes he seems to be looking for a fight and that gets a greater rise. Bring it, pops!
	2:44am Mr. Pumpy: Killer! That was like a Chinese Fahey.
	2:44am Mr. Pumpy: Joe B dropping in! Hey there.
	2:47am Mr. Pumpy: Is anyone else plucking nose hairs right now? I only ask because, while it is most likely out of solitude and all, perhaps there are subliminal messages within Sungguh Terpaksa. Ouch! Hurts so good.
	2:48am Handy Haversack: Well, shave and a haircut, two bits, Mr. P.
	2:48am daupomatic: I did just trim an irksome mustache hair, but I used scissors.
	2:50am mariano: I have one of those 'stache trimmer things, great for general grooming.
	2:50am Mr. Pumpy: Handy...as long as you're offering. I hope you have some lengthy shears.
	2:51am Mr. Pumpy: mariano...me too, but sometimes the pain is part of the pleasure. I don't think I need to expand upon that.
	2:52am Handy Haversack: Ha, hell yeah. So glad I commissioned those Hudson River scissors!
	2:52am daupomatic: @coela: If you aren't already familiar, Maangchi has a YT piece on homemade veggie kimchi that seems totally fail-safe and tasty. I must crawl off, good people. Thanks to all for hours of good company, sonic and otherwise. Remain indoors!
	2:53am mariano: Oh wow, is this track from Latcho Drom the film? Great documentary about Roma music, starts in India and winds up in Spain with several stops along the way. Good night daupomatic, be safe!
	2:54am Handy Haversack: Good hanging out, daupomatic!
	👻 2:54am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): did i mention this set is amazing? ok, just gonna clicky star this whole playlist, thanks!
	2:54am rich: yes it is and it is a great film can't figure out why it hasn't had a revival
	👻 2:54am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Rich. Thanks, D̶a̶i̶s̶y̶ Scott. Take care, folks.
	2:55am rich: time for the final huzzahs of the night for scott. thank you sir.
	2:55am mariano: Here's the clip from the film of this song, for later or viewing: www.youtube.com... Yeah, thanks so much rich, Scott, and everyone who makes this possible. Great chatting with y'all, take care everybody!
	2:56am daupomatic: The dancing bones return to chase me out. See you, folks!
	2:56am Matt_E: Great set Rich
	2:56am Handy Haversack: Good call, GST. Rich, thanks so much. And Scott! Really great show, rich! Good talking, humans! Catch you soon!
	2:56am Mr. Pumpy: Later, Ken
	2:57am Mr. Pumpy: Rich, thank you for doing what you do in these trying times. Be well.
	2:58am Handy Haversack: @mariano: Apparatus of the Dark Kimmerians: These apparatuses serve the subterranean Kimmerians in the exploration of their dangerous, dark realm. A harness clings to the wearer’s shoulders, supporting a tight-fitting metal and leather helm in the shape of a horse’s head. Held by a stiff mane on top of the helm is a small cage in which a genetically altered songbird is wired in place, fed and watered by tubes that pierce its breast. These birds are essentially immortal as long as the apparatus functions and they meet no fouler end. The birds’ feathers house symbiotic algae that glow with a strong but ghastly green radiance, providing effective light in a 20' radius. These algae completely protect the birds from extremes of heat and cold, excluding magical effects. If exposed to toxic gases, the tiny creature dies. but this triggers the apparatus to clamp shut its horselike jaws. The wearer will be able to breathe stale, recycled air for a full day cycle before needing to replenish the apparatus’s stores. The Guild of the Pierced Breast in Krimmea can replace the bird and restore the apparatus to full functionality.
	2:59am coelacanth∅: daupomatic i'll check that out -Thanks! ...no burying it in a hole in the yard?
	2:59am rich: no problem mr. p this keeps me sane and gives me hope for the future. have as good a week as possible all. stay safe,
	2:59am Mr. Pumpy: @Handy...I look forward to the D&D info.
	2:59am Joe B: thanks Rich
	3:00am Mr. Pumpy: Ha! My pops is up now...he's asking no questions. Life is good.
	3:00am coelacanth∅: Thanks Rich! Thanks Scott! take care everyone 'good night
	3:02am Mr. Pumpy: See whoever on the Joe's show.

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from April 4, 2020

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