WFMU: Garbage Time: Playlist from February 25, 2020

Listener comments!
	8:55am Asheville Jon: English Muffins with butter and apricot preserves, or Cinnamon Raisin bagel with cream cheese?
	9:01am Woo: A sink has a what?
	9:01am queems: english muffin
	9:01am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: apricot!
	9:01am Terr in DE: hello, hello. is there anybody in there?
	9:02am queems: i'm a whore for a bagel but cinnamon raisin is questionable
	9:02am Hank of Maplewood: English muffins for sure...are there good bagels in Asheville? Lots of other great food there though!
	9:02am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i am eating leftover pineapple jalapeño pepperoni pizza for breakfast this morning
	9:03am geo in jc: Call in to talk to Clay & Matt 201-536-9368
	9:03am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: i avoid raisins, generally
	9:03am D. Lightfoot: I've never been more convinced Clay is a character voiced by Tom Kenny. Prove me wrong!
	9:03am melinda: English muffin def.
	9:03am John from Florham park: @Granny morning
	9:04am Handy Haversack: Matt and Clay's volume levels are so disparate. It's a tricky balancing act with the volume at work.
	9:04am queems: @granny SAME but i love craisins
	9:04am D. Lightfoot: In England they call the strumpets, I think
	9:04am Al (the shire): pop a wee bit o' sawdust on it.... be right as rain in no time!
	9:04am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park: greetings queems: i agree, though i am dubious about that word
	9:05am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): try Matty!
	9:05am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): what the heck rhymes with Matthew?
	9:05am queems: i tried calling but nobody picked up
	9:05am D. Lightfoot: Pass through
	9:06am Lixiviated Life: Clay, Matt's heart is not in it today. I think it might be time to bury this bit at sea
	9:06am John from Florham park: I tried to call nobody’s picked up
	9:07am D. Lightfoot: Piebald Dachsund is a black metal band name nonpareil
	9:07am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): maybe we're in the bardo
	9:07am Asheville Jon: bagels are marginal at best here in trasheville
	9:07am Snoochienucci: queeeeeeems!
	9:07am Doobois: Queems!
	9:07am Handy Haversack: queems! Our hero!
	9:08am Snoochienucci: vomit powder? they just used saw dust from the woodshop at my school lol
	9:08am ParUbi: nice, queems!
	9:08am John from Florham park: @Queems I am glad you took you called and not me:)
	9:08am Lizardner Dave 2: They still use it on the school buses for sure. I was at a music festival last summer that rented local school buses to use as shuttles and they had the box of the stuff up front.
	9:09am Andrew_in_WI: Bogie the golfin' dolphin!
	9:09am Snoochienucci: i lived right around there too matty!
	9:10am Handy Haversack: Garbage Time interferes with all advanced motor function.
	9:10am Lixiviated Life: Healy's is my old neighborhood. Say hi to the mayor (former)
	9:10am Snoochienucci: used to live at my grandparents house on Abbe Lane kinda behind Woodrow willson middleschoool. IDK if anyone ever saw the movie Donnie Brasco but they filmed that movie at my grandparents house. It was Johnny Depps home in the movie
	9:11am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): this is bananarama alright!
	9:11am Handy Haversack: Cool, Snoochie! I hope they paid your grandparents well for it.
	9:12am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): thanks, queems!!!
	9:13am queems: LOL SORRY
	9:13am Snoochienucci: @Handy pretty sure they did, was a fun time. My Italian Grandmother was of course cooking dinners for the cast and crew lol
	9:13am queems: my mom called at the same time and i hit the ignore button
	9:13am Snoochienucci: queems that was awesome
	9:13am Handy Haversack: Well done, queems!
	9:14am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Snoochienucci: ha ha that is so wonderful!
	9:14am John from Florham park: @Queems you did the glisteners proud
	9:16am steveo: i would be the kittens' back-scratcher!
	9:16am steveo: yeah, fun to hear you Queems!
	9:17am Wilson: WFMU... come for the witty antics, stay for the dead air
	9:17am queems: lolol thanks all
	9:21am Asheville Jon: is chit-chat time over?
	9:22am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: i think everyone is in a stupor. So, was it the muffin?
	9:22am Asheville Jon: i went with the bagel today.
	9:22am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): or maybe everyone is gathering sawdust from the woodshop?
	9:23am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...previously - Alan Funt ...now - all in font...
	9:23am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: ha ha! you rebel!!!
	9:23am queems: that barf powder i swear to god. i can smell it any time someone mentions it
	9:23am Asheville Jon: indeed GST, i am living on the edge!
	9:25am Andrew_in_WI: Next week Joe McG and Bogie the Golfin Dolphin will be helping Matt
	9:26am Rev. Turnip Druid: who has kosmische-cake?
	9:27am Snoochienucci: so when are we suppose to start talking about beans and sporks?
	9:27am David (in London): I'm back, after lunch. @Snoochie - I used a really great spork - black, low-profile, easy clean.
	9:28am Matt Warwick: WOOPS
	9:28am Rev. Turnip Druid: unsafe at any speed.
	9:29am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Sporks are the non-binary utensil!
	9:29am Snoochienucci: @DIL that sounds like heaven. I havent had myself what i would call a "high class" spork just yet. Just those flimsy white ones, typically high back, and typically not very powerful for thrusting beans into my mouth. Please let me know if you have any leads
	9:30am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i possess a titanium spork!
	9:31am steveo: nice track. anti-matter matters!
	9:32am Snoochienucci: @GST titanium!?!?!!? now that would have some nice thrusting power! if only i could get my hands on one of those, i feel like my life would really start to change for the better. They say life's not about the spork you have, but i beg to differ
	9:32am The Oscar: Mornin' all! If you haven't seen it, I recommend the movie In Fabric-- totally bonkers British horror comedy from last year with a score by Cavern of Anti-Matter.
	9:32am Phillippe Bastille: Howdy from rainy Annapolis
	9:32am Handy Haversack: @Snoochie, people who say that tend to have really nice sporks already.
	9:32am David (in London): @Snoochie - Jack Wolfskin were doing some great ones for camping a while back. Cheaps as chips too. I'm sure they must be available on the interweave at this point. (Full disclosure - I got no commission on spork sales).
	9:33am David (in London): Titanium Sporks is the name of my new album.
	9:33am Asheville Jon: so is it still called a spork if there is a spoon at one end, with the fork tines on the opposite end?
	9:34am steveo: i think that's a foroon
	9:34am Phillippe Bastille: @The Oscar writing that one down. Thanks!
	9:34am Handy Haversack: @The Oscar: Will make a note of it! Are you back from Paris? Did you find any vinyl? @David: The working-class Geordie sporkers are going to turn your whole self-satisfied spork world upside-down!
	9:35am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Snoochienucci: i highly recommend the titanium spork, mine has served me well for 20 years!
	9:35am Wilson: This elfin script is illegible... but illuminating
	9:35am David (in London): @Handy - Is this a full on revolution? Sporkers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your cutlery.
	9:36am redkayak: This is quite good....
	9:36am Krys O.: Greetings!
	9:37am Handy Haversack: Knives out, sporkers!
	9:37am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...FMU - a font of knowledge & wit...& font...
	9:38am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Revolution Rabbit Nov63: would you call it… FONTASTIC?!
	9:40am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...it's all part - of my Rock'n'Roll Fontasy...
	9:40am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Now i'm craving an english muffin with butter and apricot preserves
	9:41am Asheville Jon: live the dream GST!!!!!
	9:41am Ken From Hyde Park: For the undecided, the English bagel.
	9:43am queems: english bagel sounds good
	9:44am the Canterbury forest monk: Absolutely killer set thus far, Matt. Keep it coming...
	9:44am Matt Warwick: Goood mornin' ya lil garbaggios
	9:45am The Oscar: @Handy I am, and I did! Made some sweet scores at St. Ouens (including a beautiful EP of "Laisse Tomber Les Filles" by France Gall), then hit up Born Bad Records' shop, which was awesome. Also got to visit the graves of Serge Gainsbourg and Agnes Varda!
	9:45am Snoochienucci: morning Daddy Garb! AKA the BAD BOY. (notice the all caps for emphasis)
	9:45am steveo: sweet scones you say?
	9:46am David (in London): Bad Boy Warwick in the house. Stand back, he may have a switchblade.
	9:48am Handy Haversack: @The Oscar, glad to hear it! Sounds great. @David, when he brings out the switchspork, run!
	9:49am b!!!: This version of Five Hundred Miles is wonderful.
	9:50am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Ken From Hyde Park: is the English bagel just boiled, not baked?
	9:51am David (in London): @Snoochie - Have you heard? Handy Haversack has only gone and changed the whole spork game. He's invented the 'switchspork'. Wow.
	9:52am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i totally need a switchspork for my non-binary gang
	9:52am Snoochienucci: @DIL i havent heard that, thats a pretty big game changer. now THAT would really change my life around
	9:53am David (in London): @Handy - Apparently several high profile venture capitalists are already making multi-billion dollar plans to invest in your new switchspork. You're going to make a fortune. One day I'll be able to say, "Ah, I remember Handy when he was gloriously shambolic. Now look at him aboard his private Lear Jet."
	9:53am Snoochienucci: @Handy do you need any ground up investors?
	9:55am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Looks like Handy has sunk all investments into the 2020 WFMU Marathon. Excellent work!
	9:55am chresti in Griffith Park: Morning les garbages!
	9:56am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Howdy, cresti!
	9:56am Handy Haversack: I am glad to see genius recognized in its time. We started out just hoping to be able to spork people before they saw it coming -- little did we know that the future was spork.
	9:56am chresti in Griffith Park: Howdy granny!
	9:57am Snoochienucci: @handy you gotta at least go on shark tank before you take all those big investors money. If one sharks hungry, they probably all are
	9:57am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): SSPPOORRTTKKTTAACCUULLAARR [imagine it as a W&B sound clip]
	9:59am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i like these sounds
	9:59am queems: this reminds me of a ride in epcot center talking about new technology in the 1990s
	10:00am queems: p.s. i love epcot
	10:01am David (in London): @Handy - 'Fayspork' is going to kick Jeff Bezos' arse. You're heading for the top kiddo.
	10:01am mouskowitz: i love epcot too
	10:01am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Thus Spork Zarathustra
	10:02am Handy Haversack: Marspork 2025!
	10:02am JT: Epcot yaz mit sporks
	10:03am Ken From Hyde Park: @GST - The English bagel process boils disks of dough and then pairs of disks are mushed together and baked to finish the process. You can easily pull them in half and put eggs or ham & cheese or lox or Cream O'Coyl into the middle.
	10:04am Asheville Jon: Kompressor is German.
	10:04am b!!!: Gasp! B!
	10:04am coelacanth∅: Y?
	10:04am Handy Haversack: There are two Bs in "Bad Boy."
	10:06am David (in London): Yes, it's magick.
	10:06am Asheville Jon: i do not lice seeing it
	10:06am Ike: Good morning, you gross filthy hippies.
	10:06am JT: Freeform commenting is my artform
	10:07am Asheville Jon: rekkord librarie?
	10:08am βrian: My artform is studio hand-clapping.
	10:08am jess: i don't have a b in my name. it's ok Matt.
	10:08am franny: I'm defs a garbaggio.
	10:09am Handy Haversack: Sporc? Not on my watch.
	10:09am Asheville Jon: www.mercedes-benzretailgroup.co.uk...
	10:10am koelakanth∅: sporck?
	10:10am TDK60: Hi Woofmooers of Tuestoday.
	10:11am queems: cicagacu
	10:11am franny: Skork.
	10:11am koelakanth∅: ...i think a k may replace a c but but not the other way around
	10:12am JT: mistaken for a troll but i just on a roll no cinnamon raisin
	10:12am John from Florham park: @Matty I am here in case you ever play don felder again:)
	10:12am queems: this comments board is a lawless wasteland
	10:13am queems: komments, my b
	10:13am David (in London): @queems - Because it's run by a Bad Boy, not an honest, upright Sheriff type.
	10:13am Matt Warwick: @queems Thanc you
	10:13am koelakanth∅: (ie afrikan; amerkan; garbagekan...)
	10:14am Handy Haversack: queems has your b, Matty!
	10:14am queems: @matt ww you’re welkome
	10:17am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i'm konfused
	10:18am Ken From Hyde Park: What's next, sporq or sporque?
	10:19am koelakanth∅: it could B worse, you could B Kornfused
	10:19am John from Florham park: @Granny spicy tuna welcome to the land of confusion where there is a crazy person running the country
	10:20am koelakanth∅: (which is when you've drunk too much korn)
	10:21am David (in London): @Ken - Is sporque the counter-rotational force you experience in your wrist when using a spork / sporc?
	10:21am John from Florham park: @koelakanth ha ha
	10:21am Snoochienucci: @DIL i think it is
	10:22am Snoochienucci: can the premium this year just be custom garbage time sporks?
	10:22am John from Florham park: @Snooch morning
	10:22am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park: i knew i took the wrong pill
	10:23am David (in London): Ah, John Kale
	10:23am John from Florham park: @Granny cuing grace slick:)
	10:23am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Kale yeah!
	10:24am βrian: The ides of march makes me feel stabby.
	10:24am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): someone grab some sawdust!
	10:25am koelakanth∅: quick, hide the sporks
	10:25am JT: The ides had it
	10:26am Handy Haversack: Matt, the people have no sporks.
	10:26am Mike Wolf: Matt my Garbage Child and i are listening
	10:27am John from Florham park: Spork everybody:)
	10:28am Matt Warwikc: @Mike DUSTY!
	10:28am Ken From Hyde Park: Your DJ has sporken.
	10:29am egould310: What felled her? The hag; are we free? From taking that rode?
	10:31am Matt Warwikc: This might be controversial, but NOT a fan of sporks
	10:31am koelakanth∅: Ken haha
	10:32am franny: Sometimes you gotta use chop sticks. Just transcend the spork paradigm.
	10:32am queems: the tines on sporks are too short to effectively stab food but i like the concept
	10:32am tim from champaign (now washington): Hello Matt and everybody! Church of Anthrax is such a cool record.
	10:33am koelakanth∅: it's true a wound from a rogue spork may require a small band-aid
	10:33am John from Florham park: Howdy handy Howdy Tim
	10:33am steveo: play that again!
	10:34am steveo: more! more!
	10:34am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): like most non-binary creatures, sporks are often misunderstood
	10:34am Handy Haversack: Hiya, John from FP! Did you hear? I'm going to be a KEO!
	10:34am Ken From Hyde Park: It's too early to sporculate.
	10:34am tim from champaign (now washington): Matt- What's your problem with Sparks. Everyone likes them. That guy with the mustache is so crazy! How could you not like them.
	10:35am Hugo (NL): hey Matt! can we get a picture of this years premium of garbage time?
	10:35am franny: I support spork rights.
	10:35am John from Florham park: @Handy no and what is a KEO?
	10:35am koelakanth∅: franny chopsticks are my universal tool
	10:35am franny: but not skunk rights. shew.
	10:36am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park: to the benkh!
	10:36am franny: koelakanth0 - I hope I typed that right. Great minds stink alike.
	10:36am queems: ride the subway more, you’ll see mad rats
	10:36am Hugo (NL): ah it had been posted on the premiums page. tnx
	10:36am David (in London): @John, in the crazy world of modern turbo capitalism, Handy has invented a new world-beating tech, had billions of dollars of venture capital thrown at him, and is now one of the richest people on the planet. By 4.10pm he will have lost it all, recovered from alcoholism and despair and written a best selling book about it. Amazing.
	10:37am ccc: Ratt Warwick
	10:37am John from Florham park: @Granny to the what????
	10:37am JT: Just Scunc rongs
	10:37am John from Florham park: @DIL gotcha
	10:38am koelakanth∅: franny {sniff, sniff} you're right!
	10:38am Handy Haversack: @David, it will have been a wild ride while it will have lasted. Also: small chance I can see through time!
	10:38am JT: Katchup Johannes burger
	10:38am jess: what are the rats mad about? no pizza?
	10:39am queems: you can achieve the same efficiency but better utility by putting a fork on one end and a spoon on the other
	10:39am Terr in DE: sporks are an abomination
	10:39am koelakanth∅: yeah actually i'll use my fingers before i'll use a spork. they just creep me out.
	10:39am queems: @jess the rent is too high
	10:39am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park:are you konfused?
	10:39am JT: Like a kayak but for eating
	10:40am franny: John from Florham park - Granny is my spork personality. Not my me personality.
	10:40am egould310: Daddy Garbage and two Joe’s? Radio perfection. Can’t wait to give you guys money.
	10:41am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): How about WFMU tube tops and tube sox sets?
	10:41am Andrew_in_WI: Where can I see a picture of the Mama Mia tank top?
	10:41am John from Florham park: @granny YES @Franny ok that’s good to know
	10:41am Handy Haversack: The People's Champ and the Bad Boy of free-form radio -- the revolution begins?
	10:41am franny: Omg I haven't seen the tanks in a long time.
	10:42am jess: @queems lol also you can put me down for tube tops.
	10:43am franny: I prefer a tank over a tube, but I'm not particular. I'll send ye some olde cash.
	10:43am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): all i kan say is, once you try a titanium sporkque, you'll never go back
	10:43am JT: R sweat bands included?
	10:43am queems: @jess agreed about tube tops
	10:44am βrian: I could cook for the marathon, but I'm 943 miles away.
	10:44am Handy Haversack: @βrian, then we will need long spoons.
	10:44am franny: Put a bolero over a tube top go down down to your favorite spork joint and you've got a good tim either way.
	10:45am JT: I Ken haz sweatbands
	10:45am queems: i feel like “man” tank tops fit people with t&a in a weird way
	10:46am queems: maybe it’s just me, idk
	10:46am tim from champaign (now washington): @Kranny - Todd-o-Phonic Todd's premium this year is tube socks.
	10:46am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: nothing says disco like a tube top!
	10:46am Matt Warwikc: DJ Premiums for those interested: wfmu.org...
	10:46am queems: @grannt SEQUIN TUBE TOP
	10:46am tim from champaign (now washington): What is a WhatsApp? (serious question)
	10:47am queems: +y -t
	10:49am egould310: Hey Matt! What shows will you be fundraising on? That is “must listen” radio. Good show, as always.
	10:49am jess: I'll need a large tube top. I'm not saying why.
	10:49am karlward: Next time someone says the Garbage Man can't drive fifty five, crank this Sarathy Korwar and say SEE, SEE, THE GARBAGE MAN COMETH
	10:49am Handy Haversack: I can't even remember what premiums I asked for. It was such a whirlwind. Pretty sure that beer koozie and coasters are coming, so David in London might have been just a tetch premature with the whole "Handy overcomes alcoholism" headline.
	10:51am David (in London): @Handy - Sorry, I hope I haven't set back your recovery. If there are a few cans clanking about in your haversack, that's OK man.
	10:52am Ike: WhatsApp is owned by Fa(r)cebook. It is some sort of free messaging app that is popular internationally. I have not tried it yet. Apparently you can use it w/existing phone number and it can replace the text messaging function in your phone? I'm sure Mark Hurst would disapprove mightily but I'd be tempted to give Facebarf more access to all of my data for free messaging if it came with cool African music too, LOL.
	10:53am David (in London): Signal is a good alternative to WhatsApp. My wife, a BBC journalist, turned me on to it because they don't steal your data and it's much more secure. Hence why a lot of BBC journalists use it.
	10:53am John from Florham park: I want don felder back:)
	10:53am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i'm certainly getting Mark Hurst's premium! His program yesterday really freaked me out.
	10:54am tim from champaign (now washington): @Ike - thanks for the explanation. That is a tempting proposition. The title of the comp makes perfect sense now seeing that Sahel put out the Music from Saharan Cell Phones about 10 years ago.
	10:54am zopa: Ahoy hoy Cap'n BadBoy! More Echo machine please.
	10:54am John from Florham park: @david is your. Wife worried about the cutbacks at the beeb
	10:54am JT: Signal
	10:55am David (in London): @John, she's World Service, which has slighly different arrangements, and has been under the cosh for years.
	10:56am egould310: I’m going to lay in bed until Heavy Metal. Then shower and go into work.
	10:56am John from Florham park: @david gotcha
	10:56am βrian: Time for a meeting.
	10:57am Lizardner Dave 2: I'd like a one way ticket to midnight please.
	10:57am Asheville Jon: aw geez, time to switch to the GTDR stream
	10:57am Handy Haversack: @David, for those of us who (whether for alcohol-paranoia-related or not) eschew mobile phones entirely, it's super frustrating that Signal requires connection to a phone to use its desktop application. I get that I am, as in many things, an outlier. But still. The frustration is real.
	10:58am jess: sorry but I don't like Sammy Hagar
	10:58am David (in London): Bring forth the Sammymander.
	10:58am Handy Haversack: ^alcohol-paranoia-related reasons (I'm fine!)
	10:58am ?: bracing myself for the twisted sister
	10:58am JT: I have two friends in Bristol who work for the BBC. They complain but have been there forever.
	10:59am ccc: just play streets of rage music at 11
	10:59am David (in London): @Handy - Sadly channel shifting has meant that is too often the case. Soz.
	10:59am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: right behind you, pal!
	10:59am franny: Mamma mia.
	11:00am Handy Haversack: Vox sounds like a pretty secure chat application -- but you need to get buy-in from those you want to chat with!
	11:00am John from Florham park: I want felder back
	11:00am Snoochienucci: made it back just in time!
	11:01am franny: What is Vox...is this a new Garbagetime disruptive technology application?
	11:01am Snoochienucci: he's here! he's here!!
	11:01am franny: Or Voxchain currency?
	11:01am achim: makes me so sad play the real thing
	11:01am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Actually, Otis Fodder in Sheena's is perfect!
	11:02am koelakanth∅: queems @10.45 they're just high-exposure (for people with ...tea?)
	11:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Hägar the Horrible
	11:02am Terr in DE: me too bring back Don
	11:02am egould310: .guh guh gu g Nice one, Matt.
	11:02am Ike: Yes, now playing on the Sheena's Jungle Room stream: "The Eruption" by Gerhard Heinz
	11:02am TDK60: ..listening to harpsichord on WKCR..
	11:02am gary null: This song blows
	11:02am steveo: i took out my earbuds and now i have felder stuck in my head :(
	11:02am koelakanth∅: i almost wasn't ready. ...listening to Angel Olsen for the moment.
	11:05am Snoochienucci: good things never last very long :(
	11:05am Davee: That's what she said
	11:06am koelakanth∅: perfect timing! 'didn't even hear the end of it
	11:07am Asheville Jon: is the nightmare over?
	11:09am Ike: @gary, yeah, that Hagar song sucks almost as much as Don Felder's even shittier song. This High Rise is pretty good, though.
	11:09am Yes: metal makes jams
	11:10am Brendan: Good morning , it’s so much nicer to join after that bit of unpleasantness at 11.
	11:10am Snoochienucci: the hagar song imo is way worse than the felder song. But all the big shot anti-felders had to go and influence this DJ with money
	11:12am tim from champaign (now washington): @Ike - I thought Eruption was by Van Halen.
	11:12am Asheville Jon: Snoochienucci: it's all about the WFMU 1%-ers
	11:13am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: It wasn't our fault man. ...The System's rigged...
	11:13am Ike: @SN, that wasn't my idea. I was just playing with the hand I was dealt. What the hell do you want from me?
	11:14am Snoochienucci: @asheville jon it makes me sad
	11:14am koelakanth∅: yeah we been sporked from the start
	11:15am Rev. Turnip Druid: If I were any happier I may bleed out.
	11:16am David (in London): Sporked throught the heart and you're to blame. You give sporks a bad name. (As a great American poet once said).
	11:17am Hubig Pie: Happy Shrove Tuesday music lovers. Eat lotsa pancakes
	11:17am Asheville Jon: me too Snoochienucci. i am not in the 1%. well, perhaps the bottom 1%, definitely not the top
	11:17am Skullfarmer: don't ask questions just consume product then get excited for next products
	11:18am franny: I've sporked again. Spork it.
	11:19am franny: Skullfarmer I know I've had enough of those Amish tables and handcrafted quilts and Chow Chow.
	11:22am Rich in Washington: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who put the Hagar on that show? We did, we did!
	11:24am Michael 98145: from pancakes to ashes all fall down
	11:24am Ike: Last week some foolish things were suggested around here. I hope that was just all loose talk. Surely AntiFe will not be betrayed and will not need to arise, awaken, burst forth, and spam these comments into utter oblivion for eternity. It was not our idea, but the deal was incontrovertible and irreversibly binding for all time. (Not that we like Hagar either, that also sucks.)
	11:25am Rich in Washington: I hear that Felder lives in exile in Bolivia but is quietly funneling funds and arms to anti-Hagarites.
	11:27am JT: Gone with a whimper like prurient tapirs gamboling on our lawns
	11:27am egould310: Noise and patterns! Yes!!
	11:29am JT: Speaking of which the snooki shop is closing
	11:29am Handy Haversack: When Felder rises again, I can just imagine Hagar's reaction: "First Abraham, now this!"
	11:30am karlward: SUNWATCHERS FOREVER
	11:32am Ike: @JT@11:27, your poetry is intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
	11:32am P-90: Felder WILL return, period. Money talks and Sammy walks.
	11:34am koelakanth∅: well i have to get in my sporckmobile and get my ass to work. Thanks Matt! Lovely as always. tchau camaradas
	11:34am Handy Haversack: L8r, @koel!
	11:36am Terr in DE: nice to hear SW's organized cacophony is getting more organized. Good group for not too long listening.
	11:36am b!!!: Back in the brain, spilling your beans.
	11:38am iiibeat: In general . . "TMI" is lame . . Whacked! Is . . "TMI".
	11:38am Boomer: https://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/a29092070/kfc-fried-chicken-donut-sandwich/
	11:39am RomanDogBird: sammy rules
	11:39am Moonbooger: Play Thunderstruck by AC√DC
	11:40am Jeannine from Weehawken: come on man, play the Don Felder version - the superior version.
	11:40am queems: i think "good" is going a little too far
	11:40am hey buddy: Sammy Haggar and the echo are making my day
	11:40am ?: Yes to sammy hagar!
	11:40am Asheville Jon: omfg, not red rocket again. Matt, have you REALLY looked up what "RED ROCKET " is???
	11:40am jess: wrong Sammy Hagar is not good
	11:40am P-90: Can’t cram a square peg into a round like-hole. And Sammy so, so, square.
	11:41am matty from brooklyn: How can you hate on Heavy Metal?! I can't drive at all, really, but I wouldn't drive 55;
	11:41am JT: ‘‘Tis not I, Ike. Stolen line (partially) from Weldon Kees. (The nurses won’t let me use the printing press.)
	11:41am Don Felder: Im just stopping in to tell everyone how much i miss them. I hope you havent forgotten about me, as i have not forgot about all of you! I will be back, my strength only grows with every passing week
	11:41am franny: I'm nuetral.
	11:42am Tome: umm , Ronnie Montrose enough said !<>!
	11:42am P-90: Matt can like them both, and play the right one.
	11:42am queems: sammy hagar's heavy metal is 100000000000000000x better than don felder's heavy metal
	11:42am Mister Dobalina: The saga continues :o(
	11:42am Asheville Jon: Matt, if you have a male dog, you should know what a 'red rocket' is. sheesh.
	11:42am Laura in Peekskill: I can and will drive 55, just for spite.
	11:42am franny: I've misspelled neutral. Spork it.
	11:42am queems: like it's not even a comparison
	11:43am Ken From Hyde Park: Any pictures of the GT tank top marathon premium, Matt?
	11:43am Matt Warwick: @Don Felder Miss ya too buddy!
	11:44am Matt Warwick: @ken I'll post one now
	11:44am Craig Fitch: Love the show Matt
	11:45am stephen adams in the uk: hagar vs felder rematch, pledge to wfmu for a vote round 2 !!!
	11:46am Don Felder: Thanks Matt, hope your bean bag chair has been serving you well!
	11:46am Ike: @Stephen, nope, the last one was 100% permanent and binding for all time or else INCANDESCENT RAGE WILL RAIN DOWN UPON THESE COMMENTS
	11:46am P-90: (btw it’s Sammy “The Red Rocker”, “red rocket” is a slang term for the genitalia of a male Great Dane.)
	11:47am Handy Haversack: @Ken from HP, on the Premiums page.
	11:47am Ike: @Don, our agents almost cornered you in that smugglers' bar in Juliaca and then again in that sludge pit in Chittagong where you were feeding. Third time's the charm for stuffing your disembodied skull and mounting it on our den wall above our plasma TV.
	11:47am egould310: Thanks, Matt. Great show, as usual.
	11:48am queems: this tank top reminds me of how my bf recently started saying "mama mia" as a part of his regular everyday vernacular. he has never listened to this show before. he's just italian american and there's nothing i can do about it
	11:49am iiibeat: Does Big Brother say . . "Oh no!! TMI."? . . No. I don't think so. We gotta keep up with The Jonses, man. We need to know who goes to the bathroom, when and how long are they in there for.
	11:50am Ike: www.merriam-webster.com...
	11:51am Don Felder: @Ike Every feeble attempt you make at stopping me only grows, not only my spirit, but my hate for all of the AntiFe members across the globe. I am the light and you are the darkness, and the light always shins through. I am omnipresent and all knowing, you will never take me by surprise
	11:52am queems: @ike are you going to sit there and take that??
	11:52am Ike: @Don, I could almost believe it really is you, because your comments are as lame, boring, and unimaginative as your shitty lyrics.
	11:52am Matt Warwick: This is really heating up
	11:53am JT: Don, please, not your shins again
	11:54am medson: Hola Matt. Had to jump on and thank you for this track. One of my favorite Shjips tracks.
	11:54am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Matt! Another dose of hot Garbage was just what was needed. Great show.
	11:54am Matt Warwick: @medson My FRIEND. Miss ya
	11:55am Matt Warwick: Thanks for listenin' everyone. Be back next week for MARATHON!
	11:56am Ike: Srsly tho, I don't have time for this shit. I'm way behind at work today now because of all this.
	11:56am b!!!: Thanks Matt!
	11:56am Snoochienucci: wooot woot! nice show daddy garb! see yall next time
	11:57am medson: @matt. I’ll see you the first Friday morning of marathon
	11:57am P-90: “...Antife members across the globe...”. HA! There’s like what? One of them?
	11:57am David (in London): Great show Bad Boy.
	11:58am Snoochienucci: @Ike i def get way less work done during garbage time than any other WFMU show lol
	11:58am Snoochienucci: no waylon this week bad boy?
	11:58am franny: What is this outro music?
	11:59am franny: I must know it is absolutely heavenly.
	11:59am franny: I don't work during garbage time.
	11:59am Snoochienucci: the neon green chat board really just gives me away
	12:00pm P-90: Helo with one L!
	12:01pm 12539: Thanks, Matt!
	12:01pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: TY MW
	12:01pm Nerd: The outro music is the end theme from the Sega Genesis game Streets of Rage. yuzo koshiro - my little baby

Garbage Time: Playlist from February 25, 2020

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February 25, 2020: English Muffins with butter and apricot preserves, or Cinnamon Raisin bagel with cream cheese?

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	New	Approx. start time
Matt & Clay	Pre-Garbage "Pre-Garbage" by "Matt & Clay"				0:00:00 (Pop-up)
The Family Vibes	Garbage Man "Garbage Man" by "The Family Vibes"				0:14:22 (Pop-up)
Harmonia	Sehr Kosmisch "Sehr Kosmisch" by "Harmonia"	Musik Von Harmonia			0:15:15 (Pop-up)
Cavern Of Anti-Matter	Solarised Sound	Hormone Lemonade			0:25:51 (Pop-up)
Cucina Povera	Salvia Salvatrix "Salvia Salvatrix" by "Cucina Povera"	Tyyni	Night School	*	0:32:45 (Pop-up)
Delphine Dora	Ivre et Serpentee "Ivre et Serpentee" by "Delphine Dora"	L'inattingible	three:four		0:39:43 (Pop-up)
Mamman Sani	Five Hundred Miles "Five Hundred Miles" by "Mamman Sani"	Unreleased Tapes 1981-1984	Sahel Sounds		0:42:25 (Pop-up)
JOYFULTALK	Part II - Pixelated Skin	A Separation Of Being	Constellation	*	0:48:44 (Pop-up)
Mr Elevator	Kompressor "Kompressor" by "Mr Elevator"	Goodbye Blue Sky	Castle Face	*	0:56:55 (Pop-up)

Kikagaku Moyo	Mushi No Uta "Mushi No Uta" by "Kikagaku Moyo"	Gypsy Davey	Sub Pop	*	1:09:24 (Pop-up)
Christelle Bofale	Miles "Miles" by "Christelle Bofale"	Single	Father/Daughter	*	1:12:46 (Pop-up)
Sir Richard Bishop	The Coming of the Rats	Oneiric Formulary	Drag City	*	1:17:36 (Pop-up)
John Cale & Terry Riley	Ides of March	Church of Anthrax			1:22:06 (Pop-up)

Oumou Diabate et Kara Show Koumba Frifri	Wara	Music from Saharan WhatsApp 02	Sahel Sounds	*	1:43:06 (Pop-up)
Sarathy Korwar	Birthright "Birthright" by "Sarathy Korwar"	Single	The Leaf Label	*	1:47:47 (Pop-up)
Sum Alvarinho	M'konveta dedo "M'konveta dedo" by "Sum Alvarinho"	LÉVE LÉVE Sao Tomé & Principe Sounds 70s-80s	Bongo Joe		1:52:15 (Pop-up)

Sammy Hagar	Heavy Metal "Heavy Metal" by "Sammy Hagar"	Heavy Metal Soundtrack			2:00:10 (Pop-up)
High Rise	Door "Door" by "High Rise"	Live			2:03:33 (Pop-up)
Dead Sea Apes	A Slow Heart Beats Hard	Night Lands	Feeding Tube / Cardinal Fuzz	*	2:11:47 (Pop-up)
Overhang Party	Now Appearing! Naked Existence	Tokyo Flashback: Psychedelic Speed Freaks	Black Editions		2:20:43 (Pop-up)
Sunwatchers	Brave Rats "Brave Rats" by "Sunwatchers"	Brave Rats		*	2:28:29 (Pop-up)

Dire Wolves	Deep Sunrise Energy "Deep Sunrise Energy" by "Dire Wolves"	I Just Wasn't Made For These Set Times	Centripetal Force	*	2:42:00 (Pop-up)
Wooden Shjips	Blue Sky Ride "Blue Sky Ride" by "Wooden Shjips"	Wooden Shjips	Holy Mountain		2:50:14 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:55am Asheville Jon: English Muffins with butter and apricot preserves, or Cinnamon Raisin bagel with cream cheese?
	9:01am Woo: A sink has a what?
	9:01am queems: english muffin
	9:01am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: apricot!
	9:01am Terr in DE: hello, hello. is there anybody in there?
	9:02am queems: i'm a whore for a bagel but cinnamon raisin is questionable
	9:02am Hank of Maplewood: English muffins for sure...are there good bagels in Asheville? Lots of other great food there though!
	9:02am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i am eating leftover pineapple jalapeño pepperoni pizza for breakfast this morning
	9:03am geo in jc: Call in to talk to Clay & Matt 201-536-9368
	9:03am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: i avoid raisins, generally
	9:03am D. Lightfoot: I've never been more convinced Clay is a character voiced by Tom Kenny. Prove me wrong!
	9:03am melinda: English muffin def.
	9:03am John from Florham park: @Granny morning
	9:04am Handy Haversack: Matt and Clay's volume levels are so disparate. It's a tricky balancing act with the volume at work.
	9:04am queems: @granny SAME but i love craisins
	9:04am D. Lightfoot: In England they call the strumpets, I think
	9:04am Al (the shire): pop a wee bit o' sawdust on it.... be right as rain in no time!
	9:04am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park: greetings queems: i agree, though i am dubious about that word
	9:05am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): try Matty!
	9:05am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): what the heck rhymes with Matthew?
	9:05am queems: i tried calling but nobody picked up
	9:05am D. Lightfoot: Pass through
	9:06am Lixiviated Life: Clay, Matt's heart is not in it today. I think it might be time to bury this bit at sea
	9:06am John from Florham park: I tried to call nobody’s picked up
	9:07am D. Lightfoot: Piebald Dachsund is a black metal band name nonpareil
	9:07am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): maybe we're in the bardo
	9:07am Asheville Jon: bagels are marginal at best here in trasheville
	9:07am Snoochienucci: queeeeeeems!
	9:07am Doobois: Queems!
	9:07am Handy Haversack: queems! Our hero!
	9:08am Snoochienucci: vomit powder? they just used saw dust from the woodshop at my school lol
	9:08am ParUbi: nice, queems!
	9:08am John from Florham park: @Queems I am glad you took you called and not me:)
	9:08am Lizardner Dave 2: They still use it on the school buses for sure. I was at a music festival last summer that rented local school buses to use as shuttles and they had the box of the stuff up front.
	9:09am Andrew_in_WI: Bogie the golfin' dolphin!
	9:09am Snoochienucci: i lived right around there too matty!
	9:10am Handy Haversack: Garbage Time interferes with all advanced motor function.
	9:10am Lixiviated Life: Healy's is my old neighborhood. Say hi to the mayor (former)
	9:10am Snoochienucci: used to live at my grandparents house on Abbe Lane kinda behind Woodrow willson middleschoool. IDK if anyone ever saw the movie Donnie Brasco but they filmed that movie at my grandparents house. It was Johnny Depps home in the movie
	9:11am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): this is bananarama alright!
	9:11am Handy Haversack: Cool, Snoochie! I hope they paid your grandparents well for it.
	9:12am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): thanks, queems!!!
	9:13am queems: LOL SORRY
	9:13am Snoochienucci: @Handy pretty sure they did, was a fun time. My Italian Grandmother was of course cooking dinners for the cast and crew lol
	9:13am queems: my mom called at the same time and i hit the ignore button
	9:13am Snoochienucci: queems that was awesome
	9:13am Handy Haversack: Well done, queems!
	9:14am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Snoochienucci: ha ha that is so wonderful!
	9:14am John from Florham park: @Queems you did the glisteners proud
	9:16am steveo: i would be the kittens' back-scratcher!
	9:16am steveo: yeah, fun to hear you Queems!
	9:17am Wilson: WFMU... come for the witty antics, stay for the dead air
	9:17am queems: lolol thanks all
	9:21am Asheville Jon: is chit-chat time over?
	9:22am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: i think everyone is in a stupor. So, was it the muffin?
	9:22am Asheville Jon: i went with the bagel today.
	9:22am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): or maybe everyone is gathering sawdust from the woodshop?
	9:23am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...previously - Alan Funt ...now - all in font...
	9:23am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: ha ha! you rebel!!!
	9:23am queems: that barf powder i swear to god. i can smell it any time someone mentions it
	9:23am Asheville Jon: indeed GST, i am living on the edge!
	9:25am Andrew_in_WI: Next week Joe McG and Bogie the Golfin Dolphin will be helping Matt
	9:26am Rev. Turnip Druid: who has kosmische-cake?
	9:27am Snoochienucci: so when are we suppose to start talking about beans and sporks?
	9:27am David (in London): I'm back, after lunch. @Snoochie - I used a really great spork - black, low-profile, easy clean.
	9:28am Matt Warwick: WOOPS
	9:28am Rev. Turnip Druid: unsafe at any speed.
	9:29am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Sporks are the non-binary utensil!
	9:29am Snoochienucci: @DIL that sounds like heaven. I havent had myself what i would call a "high class" spork just yet. Just those flimsy white ones, typically high back, and typically not very powerful for thrusting beans into my mouth. Please let me know if you have any leads
	9:30am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i possess a titanium spork!
	9:31am steveo: nice track. anti-matter matters!
	9:32am Snoochienucci: @GST titanium!?!?!!? now that would have some nice thrusting power! if only i could get my hands on one of those, i feel like my life would really start to change for the better. They say life's not about the spork you have, but i beg to differ
	9:32am The Oscar: Mornin' all! If you haven't seen it, I recommend the movie In Fabric-- totally bonkers British horror comedy from last year with a score by Cavern of Anti-Matter.
	9:32am Phillippe Bastille: Howdy from rainy Annapolis
	9:32am Handy Haversack: @Snoochie, people who say that tend to have really nice sporks already.
	9:32am David (in London): @Snoochie - Jack Wolfskin were doing some great ones for camping a while back. Cheaps as chips too. I'm sure they must be available on the interweave at this point. (Full disclosure - I got no commission on spork sales).
	9:33am David (in London): Titanium Sporks is the name of my new album.
	9:33am Asheville Jon: so is it still called a spork if there is a spoon at one end, with the fork tines on the opposite end?
	9:34am steveo: i think that's a foroon
	9:34am Phillippe Bastille: @The Oscar writing that one down. Thanks!
	9:34am Handy Haversack: @The Oscar: Will make a note of it! Are you back from Paris? Did you find any vinyl? @David: The working-class Geordie sporkers are going to turn your whole self-satisfied spork world upside-down!
	9:35am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Snoochienucci: i highly recommend the titanium spork, mine has served me well for 20 years!
	9:35am Wilson: This elfin script is illegible... but illuminating
	9:35am David (in London): @Handy - Is this a full on revolution? Sporkers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your cutlery.
	9:36am redkayak: This is quite good....
	9:36am Krys O.: Greetings!
	9:37am Handy Haversack: Knives out, sporkers!
	9:37am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...FMU - a font of knowledge & wit...& font...
	9:38am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Revolution Rabbit Nov63: would you call it… FONTASTIC?!
	9:40am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...it's all part - of my Rock'n'Roll Fontasy...
	9:40am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Now i'm craving an english muffin with butter and apricot preserves
	9:41am Asheville Jon: live the dream GST!!!!!
	9:41am Ken From Hyde Park: For the undecided, the English bagel.
	9:43am queems: english bagel sounds good
	9:44am the Canterbury forest monk: Absolutely killer set thus far, Matt. Keep it coming...
	9:44am Matt Warwick: Goood mornin' ya lil garbaggios
	9:45am The Oscar: @Handy I am, and I did! Made some sweet scores at St. Ouens (including a beautiful EP of "Laisse Tomber Les Filles" by France Gall), then hit up Born Bad Records' shop, which was awesome. Also got to visit the graves of Serge Gainsbourg and Agnes Varda!
	9:45am Snoochienucci: morning Daddy Garb! AKA the BAD BOY. (notice the all caps for emphasis)
	9:45am steveo: sweet scones you say?
	9:46am David (in London): Bad Boy Warwick in the house. Stand back, he may have a switchblade.
	9:48am Handy Haversack: @The Oscar, glad to hear it! Sounds great. @David, when he brings out the switchspork, run!
	9:49am b!!!: This version of Five Hundred Miles is wonderful.
	9:50am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Ken From Hyde Park: is the English bagel just boiled, not baked?
	9:51am David (in London): @Snoochie - Have you heard? Handy Haversack has only gone and changed the whole spork game. He's invented the 'switchspork'. Wow.
	9:52am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i totally need a switchspork for my non-binary gang
	9:52am Snoochienucci: @DIL i havent heard that, thats a pretty big game changer. now THAT would really change my life around
	9:53am David (in London): @Handy - Apparently several high profile venture capitalists are already making multi-billion dollar plans to invest in your new switchspork. You're going to make a fortune. One day I'll be able to say, "Ah, I remember Handy when he was gloriously shambolic. Now look at him aboard his private Lear Jet."
	9:53am Snoochienucci: @Handy do you need any ground up investors?
	9:55am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Looks like Handy has sunk all investments into the 2020 WFMU Marathon. Excellent work!
	9:55am chresti in Griffith Park: Morning les garbages!
	9:56am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Howdy, cresti!
	9:56am Handy Haversack: I am glad to see genius recognized in its time. We started out just hoping to be able to spork people before they saw it coming -- little did we know that the future was spork.
	9:56am chresti in Griffith Park: Howdy granny!
	9:57am Snoochienucci: @handy you gotta at least go on shark tank before you take all those big investors money. If one sharks hungry, they probably all are
	9:57am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): SSPPOORRTTKKTTAACCUULLAARR [imagine it as a W&B sound clip]
	9:59am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i like these sounds
	9:59am queems: this reminds me of a ride in epcot center talking about new technology in the 1990s
	10:00am queems: p.s. i love epcot
	10:01am David (in London): @Handy - 'Fayspork' is going to kick Jeff Bezos' arse. You're heading for the top kiddo.
	10:01am mouskowitz: i love epcot too
	10:01am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Thus Spork Zarathustra
	10:02am Handy Haversack: Marspork 2025!
	10:02am JT: Epcot yaz mit sporks
	10:03am Ken From Hyde Park: @GST - The English bagel process boils disks of dough and then pairs of disks are mushed together and baked to finish the process. You can easily pull them in half and put eggs or ham & cheese or lox or Cream O'Coyl into the middle.
	10:04am Asheville Jon: Kompressor is German.
	10:04am b!!!: Gasp! B!
	10:04am coelacanth∅: Y?
	10:04am Handy Haversack: There are two Bs in "Bad Boy."
	10:06am David (in London): Yes, it's magick.
	10:06am Asheville Jon: i do not lice seeing it
	10:06am Ike: Good morning, you gross filthy hippies.
	10:06am JT: Freeform commenting is my artform
	10:07am Asheville Jon: rekkord librarie?
	10:08am βrian: My artform is studio hand-clapping.
	10:08am jess: i don't have a b in my name. it's ok Matt.
	10:08am franny: I'm defs a garbaggio.
	10:09am Handy Haversack: Sporc? Not on my watch.
	10:09am Asheville Jon: www.mercedes-benzretailgroup.co.uk...
	10:10am koelakanth∅: sporck?
	10:10am TDK60: Hi Woofmooers of Tuestoday.
	10:11am queems: cicagacu
	10:11am franny: Skork.
	10:11am koelakanth∅: ...i think a k may replace a c but but not the other way around
	10:12am JT: mistaken for a troll but i just on a roll no cinnamon raisin
	10:12am John from Florham park: @Matty I am here in case you ever play don felder again:)
	10:12am queems: this comments board is a lawless wasteland
	10:13am queems: komments, my b
	10:13am David (in London): @queems - Because it's run by a Bad Boy, not an honest, upright Sheriff type.
	10:13am Matt Warwick: @queems Thanc you
	10:13am koelakanth∅: (ie afrikan; amerkan; garbagekan...)
	10:14am Handy Haversack: queems has your b, Matty!
	10:14am queems: @matt ww you’re welkome
	10:17am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i'm konfused
	10:18am Ken From Hyde Park: What's next, sporq or sporque?
	10:19am koelakanth∅: it could B worse, you could B Kornfused
	10:19am John from Florham park: @Granny spicy tuna welcome to the land of confusion where there is a crazy person running the country
	10:20am koelakanth∅: (which is when you've drunk too much korn)
	10:21am David (in London): @Ken - Is sporque the counter-rotational force you experience in your wrist when using a spork / sporc?
	10:21am John from Florham park: @koelakanth ha ha
	10:21am Snoochienucci: @DIL i think it is
	10:22am Snoochienucci: can the premium this year just be custom garbage time sporks?
	10:22am John from Florham park: @Snooch morning
	10:22am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park: i knew i took the wrong pill
	10:23am David (in London): Ah, John Kale
	10:23am John from Florham park: @Granny cuing grace slick:)
	10:23am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Kale yeah!
	10:24am βrian: The ides of march makes me feel stabby.
	10:24am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): someone grab some sawdust!
	10:25am koelakanth∅: quick, hide the sporks
	10:25am JT: The ides had it
	10:26am Handy Haversack: Matt, the people have no sporks.
	10:26am Mike Wolf: Matt my Garbage Child and i are listening
	10:27am John from Florham park: Spork everybody:)
	10:28am Matt Warwikc: @Mike DUSTY!
	10:28am Ken From Hyde Park: Your DJ has sporken.
	10:29am egould310: What felled her? The hag; are we free? From taking that rode?
	10:31am Matt Warwikc: This might be controversial, but NOT a fan of sporks
	10:31am koelakanth∅: Ken haha
	10:32am franny: Sometimes you gotta use chop sticks. Just transcend the spork paradigm.
	10:32am queems: the tines on sporks are too short to effectively stab food but i like the concept
	10:32am tim from champaign (now washington): Hello Matt and everybody! Church of Anthrax is such a cool record.
	10:33am koelakanth∅: it's true a wound from a rogue spork may require a small band-aid
	10:33am John from Florham park: Howdy handy Howdy Tim
	10:33am steveo: play that again!
	10:34am steveo: more! more!
	10:34am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): like most non-binary creatures, sporks are often misunderstood
	10:34am Handy Haversack: Hiya, John from FP! Did you hear? I'm going to be a KEO!
	10:34am Ken From Hyde Park: It's too early to sporculate.
	10:34am tim from champaign (now washington): Matt- What's your problem with Sparks. Everyone likes them. That guy with the mustache is so crazy! How could you not like them.
	10:35am Hugo (NL): hey Matt! can we get a picture of this years premium of garbage time?
	10:35am franny: I support spork rights.
	10:35am John from Florham park: @Handy no and what is a KEO?
	10:35am koelakanth∅: franny chopsticks are my universal tool
	10:35am franny: but not skunk rights. shew.
	10:36am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park: to the benkh!
	10:36am franny: koelakanth0 - I hope I typed that right. Great minds stink alike.
	10:36am queems: ride the subway more, you’ll see mad rats
	10:36am Hugo (NL): ah it had been posted on the premiums page. tnx
	10:36am David (in London): @John, in the crazy world of modern turbo capitalism, Handy has invented a new world-beating tech, had billions of dollars of venture capital thrown at him, and is now one of the richest people on the planet. By 4.10pm he will have lost it all, recovered from alcoholism and despair and written a best selling book about it. Amazing.
	10:37am ccc: Ratt Warwick
	10:37am John from Florham park: @Granny to the what????
	10:37am JT: Just Scunc rongs
	10:37am John from Florham park: @DIL gotcha
	10:38am koelakanth∅: franny {sniff, sniff} you're right!
	10:38am Handy Haversack: @David, it will have been a wild ride while it will have lasted. Also: small chance I can see through time!
	10:38am JT: Katchup Johannes burger
	10:38am jess: what are the rats mad about? no pizza?
	10:39am queems: you can achieve the same efficiency but better utility by putting a fork on one end and a spoon on the other
	10:39am Terr in DE: sporks are an abomination
	10:39am koelakanth∅: yeah actually i'll use my fingers before i'll use a spork. they just creep me out.
	10:39am queems: @jess the rent is too high
	10:39am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): John from Florham park:are you konfused?
	10:39am JT: Like a kayak but for eating
	10:40am franny: John from Florham park - Granny is my spork personality. Not my me personality.
	10:40am egould310: Daddy Garbage and two Joe’s? Radio perfection. Can’t wait to give you guys money.
	10:41am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): How about WFMU tube tops and tube sox sets?
	10:41am Andrew_in_WI: Where can I see a picture of the Mama Mia tank top?
	10:41am John from Florham park: @granny YES @Franny ok that’s good to know
	10:41am Handy Haversack: The People's Champ and the Bad Boy of free-form radio -- the revolution begins?
	10:41am franny: Omg I haven't seen the tanks in a long time.
	10:42am jess: @queems lol also you can put me down for tube tops.
	10:43am franny: I prefer a tank over a tube, but I'm not particular. I'll send ye some olde cash.
	10:43am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): all i kan say is, once you try a titanium sporkque, you'll never go back
	10:43am JT: R sweat bands included?
	10:43am queems: @jess agreed about tube tops
	10:44am βrian: I could cook for the marathon, but I'm 943 miles away.
	10:44am Handy Haversack: @βrian, then we will need long spoons.
	10:44am franny: Put a bolero over a tube top go down down to your favorite spork joint and you've got a good tim either way.
	10:45am JT: I Ken haz sweatbands
	10:45am queems: i feel like “man” tank tops fit people with t&a in a weird way
	10:46am queems: maybe it’s just me, idk
	10:46am tim from champaign (now washington): @Kranny - Todd-o-Phonic Todd's premium this year is tube socks.
	10:46am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): queems: nothing says disco like a tube top!
	10:46am Matt Warwikc: DJ Premiums for those interested: wfmu.org...
	10:46am queems: @grannt SEQUIN TUBE TOP
	10:46am tim from champaign (now washington): What is a WhatsApp? (serious question)
	10:47am queems: +y -t
	10:49am egould310: Hey Matt! What shows will you be fundraising on? That is “must listen” radio. Good show, as always.
	10:49am jess: I'll need a large tube top. I'm not saying why.
	10:49am karlward: Next time someone says the Garbage Man can't drive fifty five, crank this Sarathy Korwar and say SEE, SEE, THE GARBAGE MAN COMETH
	10:49am Handy Haversack: I can't even remember what premiums I asked for. It was such a whirlwind. Pretty sure that beer koozie and coasters are coming, so David in London might have been just a tetch premature with the whole "Handy overcomes alcoholism" headline.
	10:51am David (in London): @Handy - Sorry, I hope I haven't set back your recovery. If there are a few cans clanking about in your haversack, that's OK man.
	10:52am Ike: WhatsApp is owned by Fa(r)cebook. It is some sort of free messaging app that is popular internationally. I have not tried it yet. Apparently you can use it w/existing phone number and it can replace the text messaging function in your phone? I'm sure Mark Hurst would disapprove mightily but I'd be tempted to give Facebarf more access to all of my data for free messaging if it came with cool African music too, LOL.
	10:53am David (in London): Signal is a good alternative to WhatsApp. My wife, a BBC journalist, turned me on to it because they don't steal your data and it's much more secure. Hence why a lot of BBC journalists use it.
	10:53am John from Florham park: I want don felder back:)
	10:53am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): i'm certainly getting Mark Hurst's premium! His program yesterday really freaked me out.
	10:54am tim from champaign (now washington): @Ike - thanks for the explanation. That is a tempting proposition. The title of the comp makes perfect sense now seeing that Sahel put out the Music from Saharan Cell Phones about 10 years ago.
	10:54am zopa: Ahoy hoy Cap'n BadBoy! More Echo machine please.
	10:54am John from Florham park: @david is your. Wife worried about the cutbacks at the beeb
	10:54am JT: Signal
	10:55am David (in London): @John, she's World Service, which has slighly different arrangements, and has been under the cosh for years.
	10:56am egould310: I’m going to lay in bed until Heavy Metal. Then shower and go into work.
	10:56am John from Florham park: @david gotcha
	10:56am βrian: Time for a meeting.
	10:57am Lizardner Dave 2: I'd like a one way ticket to midnight please.
	10:57am Asheville Jon: aw geez, time to switch to the GTDR stream
	10:57am Handy Haversack: @David, for those of us who (whether for alcohol-paranoia-related or not) eschew mobile phones entirely, it's super frustrating that Signal requires connection to a phone to use its desktop application. I get that I am, as in many things, an outlier. But still. The frustration is real.
	10:58am jess: sorry but I don't like Sammy Hagar
	10:58am David (in London): Bring forth the Sammymander.
	10:58am Handy Haversack: ^alcohol-paranoia-related reasons (I'm fine!)
	10:58am ?: bracing myself for the twisted sister
	10:58am JT: I have two friends in Bristol who work for the BBC. They complain but have been there forever.
	10:59am ccc: just play streets of rage music at 11
	10:59am David (in London): @Handy - Sadly channel shifting has meant that is too often the case. Soz.
	10:59am Kranny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Asheville Jon: right behind you, pal!
	10:59am franny: Mamma mia.
	11:00am Handy Haversack: Vox sounds like a pretty secure chat application -- but you need to get buy-in from those you want to chat with!
	11:00am John from Florham park: I want felder back
	11:00am Snoochienucci: made it back just in time!
	11:01am franny: What is Vox...is this a new Garbagetime disruptive technology application?
	11:01am Snoochienucci: he's here! he's here!!
	11:01am franny: Or Voxchain currency?
	11:01am achim: makes me so sad play the real thing
	11:01am Granny Spicy Tuna (e/em): Actually, Otis Fodder in Sheena's is perfect!
	11:02am koelakanth∅: queems @10.45 they're just high-exposure (for people with ...tea?)
	11:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Hägar the Horrible
	11:02am Terr in DE: me too bring back Don
	11:02am egould310: .guh guh gu g Nice one, Matt.
	11:02am Ike: Yes, now playing on the Sheena's Jungle Room stream: "The Eruption" by Gerhard Heinz
	11:02am TDK60: ..listening to harpsichord on WKCR..
	11:02am gary null: This song blows
	11:02am steveo: i took out my earbuds and now i have felder stuck in my head :(
	11:02am koelakanth∅: i almost wasn't ready. ...listening to Angel Olsen for the moment.
	11:05am Snoochienucci: good things never last very long :(
	11:05am Davee: That's what she said
	11:06am koelakanth∅: perfect timing! 'didn't even hear the end of it
	11:07am Asheville Jon: is the nightmare over?
	11:09am Ike: @gary, yeah, that Hagar song sucks almost as much as Don Felder's even shittier song. This High Rise is pretty good, though.
	11:09am Yes: metal makes jams
	11:10am Brendan: Good morning , it’s so much nicer to join after that bit of unpleasantness at 11.
	11:10am Snoochienucci: the hagar song imo is way worse than the felder song. But all the big shot anti-felders had to go and influence this DJ with money
	11:12am tim from champaign (now washington): @Ike - I thought Eruption was by Van Halen.
	11:12am Asheville Jon: Snoochienucci: it's all about the WFMU 1%-ers
	11:13am Revolution Rabbit Nov63: It wasn't our fault man. ...The System's rigged...
	11:13am Ike: @SN, that wasn't my idea. I was just playing with the hand I was dealt. What the hell do you want from me?
	11:14am Snoochienucci: @asheville jon it makes me sad
	11:14am koelakanth∅: yeah we been sporked from the start
	11:15am Rev. Turnip Druid: If I were any happier I may bleed out.
	11:16am David (in London): Sporked throught the heart and you're to blame. You give sporks a bad name. (As a great American poet once said).
	11:17am Hubig Pie: Happy Shrove Tuesday music lovers. Eat lotsa pancakes
	11:17am Asheville Jon: me too Snoochienucci. i am not in the 1%. well, perhaps the bottom 1%, definitely not the top
	11:17am Skullfarmer: don't ask questions just consume product then get excited for next products
	11:18am franny: I've sporked again. Spork it.
	11:19am franny: Skullfarmer I know I've had enough of those Amish tables and handcrafted quilts and Chow Chow.
	11:22am Rich in Washington: Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who put the Hagar on that show? We did, we did!
	11:24am Michael 98145: from pancakes to ashes all fall down
	11:24am Ike: Last week some foolish things were suggested around here. I hope that was just all loose talk. Surely AntiFe will not be betrayed and will not need to arise, awaken, burst forth, and spam these comments into utter oblivion for eternity. It was not our idea, but the deal was incontrovertible and irreversibly binding for all time. (Not that we like Hagar either, that also sucks.)
	11:25am Rich in Washington: I hear that Felder lives in exile in Bolivia but is quietly funneling funds and arms to anti-Hagarites.
	11:27am JT: Gone with a whimper like prurient tapirs gamboling on our lawns
	11:27am egould310: Noise and patterns! Yes!!
	11:29am JT: Speaking of which the snooki shop is closing
	11:29am Handy Haversack: When Felder rises again, I can just imagine Hagar's reaction: "First Abraham, now this!"
	11:30am karlward: SUNWATCHERS FOREVER
	11:32am Ike: @JT@11:27, your poetry is intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
	11:32am P-90: Felder WILL return, period. Money talks and Sammy walks.
	11:34am koelakanth∅: well i have to get in my sporckmobile and get my ass to work. Thanks Matt! Lovely as always. tchau camaradas
	11:34am Handy Haversack: L8r, @koel!
	11:36am Terr in DE: nice to hear SW's organized cacophony is getting more organized. Good group for not too long listening.
	11:36am b!!!: Back in the brain, spilling your beans.
	11:38am iiibeat: In general . . "TMI" is lame . . Whacked! Is . . "TMI".
	11:38am Boomer: https://www.menshealth.com/nutrition/a29092070/kfc-fried-chicken-donut-sandwich/
	11:39am RomanDogBird: sammy rules
	11:39am Moonbooger: Play Thunderstruck by AC√DC
	11:40am Jeannine from Weehawken: come on man, play the Don Felder version - the superior version.
	11:40am queems: i think "good" is going a little too far
	11:40am hey buddy: Sammy Haggar and the echo are making my day
	11:40am ?: Yes to sammy hagar!
	11:40am Asheville Jon: omfg, not red rocket again. Matt, have you REALLY looked up what "RED ROCKET " is???
	11:40am jess: wrong Sammy Hagar is not good
	11:40am P-90: Can’t cram a square peg into a round like-hole. And Sammy so, so, square.
	11:41am matty from brooklyn: How can you hate on Heavy Metal?! I can't drive at all, really, but I wouldn't drive 55;
	11:41am JT: ‘‘Tis not I, Ike. Stolen line (partially) from Weldon Kees. (The nurses won’t let me use the printing press.)
	11:41am Don Felder: Im just stopping in to tell everyone how much i miss them. I hope you havent forgotten about me, as i have not forgot about all of you! I will be back, my strength only grows with every passing week
	11:41am franny: I'm nuetral.
	11:42am Tome: umm , Ronnie Montrose enough said !<>!
	11:42am P-90: Matt can like them both, and play the right one.
	11:42am queems: sammy hagar's heavy metal is 100000000000000000x better than don felder's heavy metal
	11:42am Mister Dobalina: The saga continues :o(
	11:42am Asheville Jon: Matt, if you have a male dog, you should know what a 'red rocket' is. sheesh.
	11:42am Laura in Peekskill: I can and will drive 55, just for spite.
	11:42am franny: I've misspelled neutral. Spork it.
	11:42am queems: like it's not even a comparison
	11:43am Ken From Hyde Park: Any pictures of the GT tank top marathon premium, Matt?
	11:43am Matt Warwick: @Don Felder Miss ya too buddy!
	11:44am Matt Warwick: @ken I'll post one now
	11:44am Craig Fitch: Love the show Matt
	11:45am stephen adams in the uk: hagar vs felder rematch, pledge to wfmu for a vote round 2 !!!
	11:46am Don Felder: Thanks Matt, hope your bean bag chair has been serving you well!
	11:46am Ike: @Stephen, nope, the last one was 100% permanent and binding for all time or else INCANDESCENT RAGE WILL RAIN DOWN UPON THESE COMMENTS
	11:46am P-90: (btw it’s Sammy “The Red Rocker”, “red rocket” is a slang term for the genitalia of a male Great Dane.)
	11:47am Handy Haversack: @Ken from HP, on the Premiums page.
	11:47am Ike: @Don, our agents almost cornered you in that smugglers' bar in Juliaca and then again in that sludge pit in Chittagong where you were feeding. Third time's the charm for stuffing your disembodied skull and mounting it on our den wall above our plasma TV.
	11:47am egould310: Thanks, Matt. Great show, as usual.
	11:48am queems: this tank top reminds me of how my bf recently started saying "mama mia" as a part of his regular everyday vernacular. he has never listened to this show before. he's just italian american and there's nothing i can do about it
	11:49am iiibeat: Does Big Brother say . . "Oh no!! TMI."? . . No. I don't think so. We gotta keep up with The Jonses, man. We need to know who goes to the bathroom, when and how long are they in there for.
	11:50am Ike: www.merriam-webster.com...
	11:51am Don Felder: @Ike Every feeble attempt you make at stopping me only grows, not only my spirit, but my hate for all of the AntiFe members across the globe. I am the light and you are the darkness, and the light always shins through. I am omnipresent and all knowing, you will never take me by surprise
	11:52am queems: @ike are you going to sit there and take that??
	11:52am Ike: @Don, I could almost believe it really is you, because your comments are as lame, boring, and unimaginative as your shitty lyrics.
	11:52am Matt Warwick: This is really heating up
	11:53am JT: Don, please, not your shins again
	11:54am medson: Hola Matt. Had to jump on and thank you for this track. One of my favorite Shjips tracks.
	11:54am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Matt! Another dose of hot Garbage was just what was needed. Great show.
	11:54am Matt Warwick: @medson My FRIEND. Miss ya
	11:55am Matt Warwick: Thanks for listenin' everyone. Be back next week for MARATHON!
	11:56am Ike: Srsly tho, I don't have time for this shit. I'm way behind at work today now because of all this.
	11:56am b!!!: Thanks Matt!
	11:56am Snoochienucci: wooot woot! nice show daddy garb! see yall next time
	11:57am medson: @matt. I’ll see you the first Friday morning of marathon
	11:57am P-90: “...Antife members across the globe...”. HA! There’s like what? One of them?
	11:57am David (in London): Great show Bad Boy.
	11:58am Snoochienucci: @Ike i def get way less work done during garbage time than any other WFMU show lol
	11:58am Snoochienucci: no waylon this week bad boy?
	11:58am franny: What is this outro music?
	11:59am franny: I must know it is absolutely heavenly.
	11:59am franny: I don't work during garbage time.
	11:59am Snoochienucci: the neon green chat board really just gives me away
	12:00pm P-90: Helo with one L!
	12:01pm 12539: Thanks, Matt!
	12:01pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: TY MW
	12:01pm Nerd: The outro music is the end theme from the Sega Genesis game Streets of Rage. yuzo koshiro - my little baby

Garbage Time: Playlist from February 25, 2020

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