WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from May 14, 2018

Listener comments!
	9:00pm Dennis D: howdy
	9:01pm P-90: Yo Dave!
	9:01pm DEZ: boom
	9:01pm Trip (satellite state): What's good gang <3
	9:02pm Slick Goldtooth: Bring on the jams
	9:02pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I often confuze Dennis D, Danne D, & Dez as the same person
	9:02pm Wade: Hi everybody! What's shakin', DEZ?
	9:03pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: <------------ I'm no longer just an "asshole"
	9:03pm DEZ: @Delbert Than Dolan's Danne Dez from last Halloween will decimate you
	9:03pm P-90: Hola Dez!
	9:03pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Thx, 'Dez, u just gave me a seizure
	9:03pm Lilith21: Evening Wveryone!!!
	9:04pm Lilith21: Everyone!!!
	9:04pm chad from oregon: Things are hot already!
	9:04pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Hello Hills! You're all so singularly sexy!
	9:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good things always come in threes. For example: a band, song and album. Who knew?
	9:04pm Slick Goldtooth: I got a weird gut feeling James Taylor Johnson is gonna ring
	9:05pm DEZ: Whats up P-90?!
	9:05pm Amy: Hello sexy singles!!!
	9:05pm Dennis D: it has been awhile since JTJ called
	9:05pm DaveHill: Hey everybody!
	9:05pm Lilith21: DEZ!!WADE!! MADAME LUKE!!!
	9:05pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Amy! Lilith!
	9:06pm Lilith21: Hi DAVE!
	9:06pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Ms. Luke, call the flight attendant "sky-whore", like a female friend of mine called them. they love that.
	9:06pm DEZ: Lilith!!!
	9:06pm Dennis D: hi Dave
	9:06pm Amy: Madame Luke!!
	9:06pm Wade: Hey Dave! I got my Titanic drawing today!!! It's awesome!!
	9:06pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): DEZWADE!!
	9:06pm Lilith21: AMY!!
	9:06pm JeffHQ: 3 hours of heartfelt manic machine malevolence or your pizza will be delivered in 30 mins or less.
	9:06pm DEZ: Night Flight!!!
	9:06pm All out Scott: hello all you fun and exciting people
	9:06pm Amy: Hello Dave H!
	9:06pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): DENNIS D! DAVE H!
	9:07pm Lilith21: Ohhh YESSSS!!!!!!!!
	9:07pm Wade: Great song choice!!!
	9:07pm All out Scott: HELLO MADAMELUKE
	9:07pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): SCOTT!
	9:07pm All out Scott: lol
	9:08pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: hello to all you people that I don't really know! [mwah!]
	9:08pm Dennis D: Madame Luke where you flying to?
	9:08pm Wade: AMY! LILITH! MADAME! SCOTT! DENNIS D!
	9:08pm Monstrositor: What's up, Hillpals?
	9:08pm Hola-soymilk: Hello!
	9:08pm DEZ: JeffHQ, how are ya?
	9:08pm Amy: Wade! Lilith! Scott! Dennis D!
	9:08pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Dennis D - I was in ye olde Long Island for the weekend
	9:09pm DC: The nightmare is over and the dream begins... top of the evening and a fine monday to all!
	9:09pm Dennis D: hi everyoneski
	9:09pm Dennis D: hey Amy
	9:09pm kermit jung: Dave is rockin' out tonight! New to message boards. Hello all
	9:09pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Lawn Guyland
	9:09pm JeffHQ: @DEZ: Hey there...feeling evil but only enough to leave the fridge door open.
	9:09pm Lilith21: Hello Hola and Monstrositor!!
	9:10pm Hola-soymilk: What's good, Kermit?
	9:10pm DebfromBefore: Awe, dog feeding lamb! Hey, everyone!
	9:10pm Lilith21: Hey DennisD!!
	9:10pm Monstrositor: How's it going, Lilith?
	9:10pm Tom Y.: Yes Dez, Every One.
	9:10pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Delbert are you formerly Just Some Asshole?
	9:11pm Mommer: Hi Scott and friends. Be well and think healing thoughts. Love Scott's Mom
	9:11pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: what makes you ask that, sweetie?
	9:11pm P-90: Hola! Soymilk!
	9:11pm Lilith21: Much better now @Monstrositor :)
	9:11pm kermit jung: The music, weather, drugs, my dogs, need I go on? Oh in the goddamn Dave Hill show
	9:11pm Dennis D: evening Scott's mom
	9:12pm Lilith21: YESSSSS!!
	9:12pm All out Scott: AMY! DENNIS! TRIP! LILITH! DEZ! DAVE! WADE! MOMMERRRRRRR!
	9:12pm P-90: lotsa singles already
	9:12pm chad from oregon: That gif of Carrot Top is messing with my head.
	9:12pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: but, honestly, havent we all been just some asshole at one point in our lives, madame?
	9:12pm spacecowboy: Dave promises to bring the comedy or your money back thats his guarantee
	9:12pm asheville jon: You're an angel witch. I know you are, but what am i? You're an angel witch. I know you are, but what am i?
	9:12pm jvhelluhpipes: Hiiiiiiiiii!!!
	9:12pm kermit jung: Any other Melvins fans in here?
	9:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: Had a good day yesterday, Scott's Mom?
	9:13pm Lilith21: FURRRRLEY!!!
	9:13pm DEZ: Is it #FurleyTime yet?
	9:13pm JeffHQ: Kermit, Master of Muppets, CEO of Righteous Rock.
	9:13pm DC: Furiously Furley
	9:13pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Hello Scott's Mom! I hope you had a fantastic Mothers Day!
	9:13pm Monstrositor: Lilith - Sorry things weren't so good for a while, but glad they're improving!
	9:13pm kermit jung: DAVE!!!!!!
	9:13pm moreguinness: good evening kids
	9:13pm Switchblade Batman: Sup people
	9:14pm chad from oregon: I paid in Canadian currency
	9:14pm BriJet: Helllooooo
	9:14pm DEZ: 2nd Melvins query in the last 20 minutes!! @Kermit
	9:14pm spacecowboy: yeah king clancey does rule
	9:14pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: they have ointments for that tingle, dave
	9:14pm Mommer: Hi Ken Had a lovely day. My dear son sent me a gorgeous heartfelt card. Thank you for asking. Hi all!!,
	9:14pm Amy: Hey BriJet! Hey MoreGuiness!
	9:15pm chad from oregon: So many hits.
	9:15pm spacecowboy: but his appreciation solemnity is a little to edgy for me
	9:15pm P-90: BriJet!
	9:15pm daveB from before: YEZ DEZ!
	9:15pm kermit jung: Love da Melvins @DEZ
	9:15pm daveB from before: affirmative, everyone else...
	9:15pm Lilith21: Thank you Monstrositor !!:)
	9:16pm Amy: Yes!!!
	9:16pm DEZ: I don't know enough to make an informed call on them
	9:16pm Lilith21: YAYYYYY!!!
	9:16pm david_: whoa reverse delay
	9:16pm spacecowboy: @daveb - uptown girl radio - dont laugh it will happen
	9:16pm brycepunk1: Woohoo! Dave Hill time! Favorite part of the week :)
	9:17pm asheville jon: I definitely don't have me sexy summer body this year
	9:17pm JeffHQ: Stay hydrated, Dave Hill!
	9:17pm Tome: Hey Now !
	9:17pm brycepunk1: Erotic short story! Please!
	9:17pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: YO
	9:17pm Danne D: Hiya Folks :)
	9:17pm Lilith21: Brijet!!! MoreGuinness!
	9:17pm spacecowboy: when its summer you crank up the sweet jams and order the largest chocolate milk shake you can get
	9:18pm adampsyche: nice gifs this week man
	9:18pm Mommer/Scott's mom: Hi Kim, I had a nice day. Grateful to be able to talk with Scott in Freedomland. Sorry we did not get to say hello. Have a safe flight.
	9:19pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: [ya, right, shana is STILL locked in daves basement]
	9:19pm Hola-soymilk: 10pm is the witching hour
	9:20pm daveB from before: or is it Wastedbridge, NJ?
	9:20pm Hola-soymilk: Yez Dez!
	9:20pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Oregon-O
	9:20pm Slick Goldtooth: Sports betting got cleared and Danne D traded his oreos for parlays on NHL and NBA playoffs
	9:20pm P-90: Danne D caught an early court date tomorrow or something?
	9:20pm DEZ: I love Nathan's O'regon face
	9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: Danne D, always out shopping for Oreos.
	9:21pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I'm a turd farmer
	9:21pm Tome: Wheed ahh got it now ...
	9:22pm Lilith21: YEZDEZ!!!
	9:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: Cool...how many acres? How many bushels an acre do you get?
	9:22pm kermit jung: Weed craze, haha
	9:23pm daveB from before: know who would make a good wheat farmer?
	9:23pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: yeah, rainfall is so unpredictable in oregon-o
	9:23pm daveB from before: Will Wheaton
	9:24pm Tome: yea and I'm growing alfalfa sprouts in my basement ...
	9:24pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: a glut?? shit, i gotta move to oregon-o!
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Next season on NBC: Wheat Referee
	9:24pm DC: Weed is the main course and Wheat is the dessert
	9:24pm Lilith21: Hi DaveB!!
	9:24pm DEZ: this kid with his pants on fire is making me so nervous. it's like he just won't learn his lesson
	9:25pm DEZ: did Nathan's family fall victim to the Dust Bowl?
	9:25pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: ive got a cool cottage u can have if u wanna live alone, ms luke.
	9:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: The usual financial plan for farming is to start out with a million dollars and keep farming until it runs out.
	9:25pm spacecowboy: hee he e
	9:25pm Lilith21: My pants are on fire !:)
	9:26pm P-90: Actually I tuned in tonight hoping for a taste of a wheat farm discussion, so I'm totally psyched to hear this.
	9:26pm kermit jung: I'd rather be pharming
	9:26pm Amy: Worlds collide!!
	9:26pm Lilith21: YAYYYY!!
	9:26pm All out Scott: someone say ramen?
	9:27pm JeffHQ: Sons of Ramenocracy
	9:27pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: the ramen superhero!
	9:27pm daveB from before: yo lilith...
	9:27pm P-90: Possible new regular feature: "Wheat Farm Blotter"
	9:27pm spacecowboy: dave hill has videos on his web page - the one called Dave hill tv show video is hilarious some say his best work
	9:27pm Switchblade Batman: Wheat, or Weed?
	9:27pm Lilith21: WHEATGANG4LIFE!!
	9:27pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: You need a giant "R" on your shirt, scott. oh, and a cape.
	9:27pm spacecowboy: @p- 90 haaaa me tooo!
	9:28pm Wade: YES LILITH!!!!
	9:28pm Lilith21: RAMEN FARM!!
	9:28pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Scott's Mom - I bet we'll chat soon. You've raised a good one. Thank you!
	9:28pm P-90: @Switchblade: wheat, they disambiguated that at the top of the call
	9:28pm spacecowboy: see thats interview skills to bring up the mind blowing part of wheat farming
	9:28pm Hola-soymilk: I have a question for wheat man, does he know about the farming technique where you let the stuff grow on its own instead of tilling the dirt
	9:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: How much fun to drive a 40' wide combine up an down the Oregon hillsides! www.owgl.org
	9:29pm Hola-soymilk: What are his opinions on that agricultural school of thought
	9:29pm JeffHQ: Bread City, produced by Broad City.
	9:29pm Switchblade Batman: Oh... Can we get a Weed farmer?
	9:29pm daveB from before: a P-90 based fertilizer?
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: does he bake his own bread with his own wheat? enquiring minds really dont need to know.
	9:29pm Lilith21: Hahahahaha !!!
	9:30pm All out Scott: whats your horse question DEZ
	9:30pm spacecowboy: is this dude really from Oregon?
	9:30pm adampsyche: you can order bobcat pee on the internet to ward of porcupines bless
	9:31pm P-90: Wheat farmer fashion report
	9:31pm Tome: yea up in the mountains can get above 90F ...
	9:31pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: you can also order a guy name Bob's pee, too, so u can pass piss tests
	9:31pm Wade: YES!!! HILLSTOCK!!!
	9:32pm Hola-soymilk: @delbert if he got the seeds from monsanto you can bet your ass he isn't allowed to have any bread
	9:32pm P-90: Patch up your yurts, folks...
	9:32pm JeffHQ: YaasssDEz.
	9:32pm All out Scott: Hillstock serving homemade ramen. i am so there
	9:33pm Hola-soymilk: The effigy is a pair of dice
	9:33pm spacecowboy: two hours from portland - it might as well be on mars = that is so trippy
	9:33pm Monstrositor: What if everybody just shanks the effigy?
	9:33pm Danne D: 8(
	9:34pm P-90: Danne's not feeling it apparently
	9:34pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Hola. Me clapping on this plane
	9:34pm Dennis D: Burning Dan
	9:35pm JeffHQ: Interstellar Ignitables Incorporated.
	9:35pm Ken From Hyde Park: Just tell the local constabulary that you're going to burn the stubble.
	9:35pm Danne D: :(
	9:35pm daveB from before: yes Dennis D! Wyndorf need to call in & offer his headlining service for Hillstock/BurnYngDAn
	9:36pm Amy: Danne D piñata?
	9:36pm P-90: The cross-country caravan from Jersey City to Oregon could attract national media coverage...
	9:37pm Hola-soymilk: Dez vs co-ed softball team
	9:37pm daveB from before: effigy of Yng?
	9:37pm Lilith21: Danne is Rich!!
	9:37pm BriJet: No Danne effigy!
	9:37pm BriJet: Bad Davy! :)
	9:38pm moreguinness: Metal Threshing Mad!!!
	9:38pm Hola-soymilk: Yes danne effigy
	9:38pm daveB from before: Yng would be a good effigy
	9:38pm P-90: Yay! "Combine Blotter"
	9:38pm daveB from before: BURN Yng Man
	9:38pm JeffHQ: Thresh Metalfest, sponsored by Jaegermeister.
	9:39pm Ken From Hyde Park: When one of the bearings seize up and get hot, the chaff and dust can catch fire.
	9:39pm Monstrositor: We can build a Danne out of kale and eat it.
	9:40pm Hola-soymilk: Yes! Ken from Hyde Park knows what's up
	9:40pm daveB from before: There's a metaphor there, Ken
	9:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: How fast can you unhook the header and back the rest of the combine away?
	9:40pm DC: All Kale Danne D
	9:40pm All out Scott: @Monstrisitor could we use a package of leeks too
	9:41pm Lilith21: Yes!! That’s perfect!!
	9:41pm Danne D: If you pubtweet me about the show I will block you.
	9:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: I used to run a combine and stuff on the farm when I was growing up. Modern combines cost like half a million bucks these days.
	9:43pm DC: Whonderful hearing from Nathan from Oregon there, worlds of wheat
	9:43pm JakeGould: Hey Dave! That GIF with for the “Fu Manchu” track? What an ugly offing dog!
	9:43pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: is Yng drunk?
	9:43pm P-90: Yngsting
	9:44pm daveB from before: The Modern Combines is my disco bluegrass side project
	9:44pm Lilith21: Hey Now
	9:44pm Monstrositor: Scott, yes to the leeks.
	9:44pm JeffHQ: YngBert GottFried
	9:44pm andrewb: i really enjoyed the combine story
	9:45pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Ynglebert Humperdinck?
	9:46pm All out Scott: ohhh goodie MadameLuke knows all about Leeks
	9:46pm DC: Heck yeah, let the spring energy roll.
	9:46pm chad from oregon: YngMom is a delight
	9:46pm Rich in NC: Hey Dez
	9:47pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: i wanna see a cooking show where they say to one another "here, take a leek"
	9:47pm Lilith21: Yng??!!
	9:47pm All out Scott: @Scottsmom 2012099368
	9:47pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: go to a raw food joint
	9:48pm DC: Yng if youre going broke, teach guitar on the side
	9:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: There needs to be a combine simulator video game. #farmlife
	9:48pm Lilith21: Himalayan ??
	9:48pm Amy: My brother just made smoked salt over the weekend!
	9:49pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: when I hear "combine" i think of grisly combine accidents. yikes!
	9:49pm Trip (satellite state): Pick up that can!
	9:49pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: drink!
	9:51pm JakeGould: Im eating a Trisuit.
	9:52pm Amy: Was it “Why the long face?”
	9:52pm Slick Goldtooth: Horses gumming on the fence post to get high is fucking mental en.wikipedia.org...
	9:52pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: it means its gonna rain
	9:53pm JakeGould: Horses and chill.
	9:54pm Amy: Yeah, because cow-tipping
	9:54pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: cows lay down when its gonna rain. horses r known for sleepin standin up. grew up next to both next to my house in sussex county.
	9:54pm Patty D: If I can sleep while driving a car then horses can definitely sleep standing up.
	9:55pm Lilith21: YES AMY!!
	9:55pm Trip (satellite state): Aaaayyyyyyy<3
	9:56pm moreguinness: what crimes did the horses do? Also are they in a gang?
	9:56pm Matt from Springfield: Love the dog + goat milk bottle! That's fuckin' teamwork!!! Also love the horse chat. HI Dave, Dez, Scott and Hillmeisters!
	9:57pm JakeGould: I like the way that ugly dog (Lion?) looks while this horse discussion is going down.
	9:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: Modify the horse's bit so it's got a shank sticking out. Then you'll see which horse is dominant.
	9:58pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I'll say hello to you, Matt
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: "You got 10 more seconds...otherwise these people are gonna be my snack."
	9:59pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: it was Nixon's ghost
	10:00pm Matt from Springfield: Acknowledge that "hello" is directed at me. Respond with a separate but equivalent iteration of "hello", directed at you (Delbert Dumbutt et al).
	10:00pm Lilith21: Oh Yess!!
	10:01pm All out Scott: Hey Matt
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: Hiya Scott!
	10:01pm All out Scott: MADAMELUKE Hows the flight going?
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: Elks Lodge?? Better split, with that lion looking at you...
	10:02pm Slick Goldtooth: @All out Scott, did you ever catch any of the horses cribbing? I hear its super freaky to watch but sort of funny that animals finding a way to get light headed and high
	10:03pm All out Scott: @Slick yess Dodge the one that stomped my foot used to do itr often
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: WHOA! Madame Luke is in transit, floating through the air right now?!! What can you see up there?!
	10:04pm Lilith21: VALLEY ELKS LODGE
	10:05pm JakeGould: Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge!
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: (Hairy)Don
	10:06pm Lilith21: Oh YES!!
	10:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hahahaha ... Here we go!
	10:06pm Slick Goldtooth: Ba da dum
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: "snurffled"
	10:07pm Lilith21: Snurfled??
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: @Lilith: When you sniff an urf, I think.
	10:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tick Talk
	10:09pm Lilith21: Haha! @Matt from Springfield
	10:09pm Lilith21: Calm down ,Don
	10:10pm Dennis D: wow
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: "Mane Attraction", on south 4th.
	10:11pm Lilith21: Mane Event!!
	10:11pm Lilith21: Next Artshow piece!
	10:12pm Lilith21: Lovely haircut Dave!:)
	10:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: The Mane Drag
	10:12pm Wade: YES!!!
	10:12pm adampsyche: A CUT ABOVE
	10:12pm DC: Hair today gone tomorrow
	10:13pm Amy: There’s a dog haircut place in town called Snip Doggy Dog
	10:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: Locks That Rock
	10:13pm Rickwaukee: Hot Hair Balloon
	10:13pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, the hairpocalypse is upon us :)
	10:13pm andrewb: curl up and dye
	10:13pm chad from oregon: Hair Dynamix has a sweet Groupon, fyi
	10:13pm Lilith21: Hair by Praying Mantis
	10:13pm Wade: See if you can get Don to talk into the fan from now on when he calls
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: You're an Angel Dust. You're an Angel Dust.
	10:14pm JakeGould: I like when Don calls because I get to hear “Ramble On” without any of that Hobbit shit.
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: GSH?
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: But...GOLLUM!
	10:15pm JakeGould: I HATE THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND ALL OF THAT KIND OF SWORD AND MAGIC STUFF!
	10:15pm Lilith21: Yes Matt!
	10:16pm Matt from Springfield: GSH! Thanks Lilith! :)
	10:16pm JakeGould: @Wade: You have to meet Don at least once. And have a wingman with you to pull you away.
	10:16pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I like music!
	10:16pm Slick Goldtooth: so many people in rock were just a bunch of big fantasy dorks like Burzum
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: ...herrrrrrrRRRRrrr, herrrRRRRRrrr Suit yourself then! (Hey, that will be the dress clothing store!!!...)
	10:17pm hola_soymilk: did someone say burzum
	10:18pm Slick Goldtooth: yes, and there is a slight dork factor going for a name based of Tolkein's made up language
	10:18pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Aaaargh! Streaming at 30,000 feet bites! What did I miss???
	10:18pm david_: GSH's voice is so distinctive
	10:18pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: angel dust is actually horse tranquilizer (The More You Know TM)
	10:18pm ?: This song reminds of my old blue car
	10:19pm hola-soymilk: the tolkein references really help you look past the shittiness of Varg :))
	10:19pm Dennis D: you missed Ramble Don
	10:19pm Lilith21: Good Tune!!!!
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Horse Hallucinations in a jar.
	10:21pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: of hay and carrots?
	10:21pm Lilith21: Madame Lukey In The Sky !!:)
	10:21pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Did Don brings treats?
	10:21pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: with diamonds!
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: I would imagine Delbert. If only we could hallucinate that, we'll know it's the good shit.
	10:22pm Dennis D: he got a haircut!
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: Plasticine Porters, etc...
	10:22pm All out Scott: I made a leek comment @940 and called about horses
	10:22pm Dennis D: because of ticks
	10:23pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Dang! I like leeks and horses.
	10:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: There was Ramble Don, Yng Dave, All out Scott talked about horses and before that was a chap from Oregon calling from his wheat plantation.
	10:23pm Lilith21: Yes! All out Scott!
	10:23pm ronnie red-nutz: my cousins used to take the back seat out to haul firewood... in my old blue car
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: Leeks?? Is there any story/recipe to go with leeks?
	10:24pm tim: you were on a game show
	10:24pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): I lost it all during the wheat call. Can we just go back and redo it all for me?
	10:24pm All out Scott: only if its a package of leeks
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: @midnight is a PANEL show, tim!!!!1!!1!!1!
	10:25pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: if wrote a recipe about leeks I'd call it "Go Take a Leek" -- becuz I'm a rebel.
	10:25pm DaveHill: No, @midnight is panel show for comedians! Different!
	10:25pm All out Scott: tellem to turn the plane around and pick up the missed signal
	10:26pm devlawn: I remember seeing that russian magician on youtube, He's pretty funny.
	10:27pm ronnie red-nutz: could use a case of Blue right now...
	10:27pm Slick Goldtooth: @davehill they(idk, England tv people) need to get your ass on The Big Fat Quiz of the Year with Noel Fielding so the two princes of purple crushed velvet can make some tv history
	10:27pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: book
	10:27pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): I believe we had to fly over Canada to avoid weather in the Midwest. I am really getting around.
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: You tell 'em, Dave!!
	10:28pm Lilith21: ❤️❤️❤️
	10:29pm ronnie red-nutz: got an old pair of boots for sale too... and I'm takin offers on that
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Canada has Thunder Bay, though. Not good if that's the safer option!
	10:29pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: come to think of it ive never heard any reggae sung by a female
	10:30pm DaveHill: I agree Slick Goldteeth!
	10:30pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: switch the turntable to 45rpm!
	10:30pm All out Scott: @Delbert check out Hollie Cook
	10:31pm devlawn: Both times I drove thru Thunder Bay there was thunder, place really lives up to its name.
	10:31pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Delbert - does Selector count or are they too ska?
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Then hook yerself up w/ some Dawn Penn, Marcia Griffiths, Lorna Bennett, even Rita Marley! World of feminine grooves out there!
	10:31pm Lilith21: Luvvvvvv this! Song!!
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: Hill v. Fielding - crushed-velvet off match. Coming this autumn.
	10:32pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Madame Luke spoke to me, she likes me, she really likes me!!
	10:33pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: dunno, but me likey the ska.
	10:33pm Lilith21: That would be so beautiful @Slick Goldtooth
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: The Norths to the Prick!!
	10:34pm david_: f l a n g e * e v e r y t h i n g
	10:34pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: holy jesus im gunna hav a reagge/ska seizure! [sobbbs tears of joy for all the recommendations]
	10:34pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: what's it all aboot?
	10:35pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: i got'cher crabs right here, pal
	10:35pm ronnie red-nutz: uh... hope you're not talkin about alberta when you say prickz to da nort @daveHill
	10:36pm Slick Goldtooth: I think my brain would explode if Noel and Dave worked off each other
	10:36pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: stop the therapy-creature discrimination
	10:37pm david_: only in Canada™
	10:37pm Marc15: A softie shell crab, Dave?
	10:37pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: guy walks into Whole Paycheck: "hey, pal, this is my THERAPY-lobster!"
	10:38pm Wade: What about a lady carrying a cake, fully exposed and uncovered, on the train?
	10:38pm ronnie red-nutz: cause we got some of your kids.
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Though female singers aren't as prominent in ska. I had to look some up: Pauline Brown (of the Selecter, Mme. Luke's mention) seems to be the most famous. The Kingpins from Canada are also pretty renowned (Lorraine Muller - "the Queen of Ska"). "The Delegators, but they're also kinda rocksteady". Save Ferris mentioned, but I don't consider them sufficiently ska.
	10:39pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: @matt - s'ok, i'll just play some ska 45s at 33rpm. sorted!
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: 33s @ 45? ;)
	10:40pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: grassy-ass, matt
	10:40pm moreguinness: Wade don't even get me started on that confectionary nightmare
	10:41pm Lilith21: Is this guy old enough to drive??
	10:41pm Slick Goldtooth: oh man no pedal talk but tendie talk is always welcomed
	10:41pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: dyslexic am i?
	10:41pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: wait, is Yoda just dyslexic??
	10:41pm Lilith21: YESWADE!!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: Clerks! The Animated Series.
	10:42pm Matt from Springfield: "Oooh! About it tell me!"
	10:42pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I saw the last scene in Fast Times. No thank you.
	10:43pm Lilith21: He’s the new Sarah!!
	10:43pm Marc15: Go back to the Crime Blotter, please
	10:44pm Matt from Springfield: No Royal Liquors in NJ! But..there is apparently a "Vape+Liquor" store in north Jersey. That will be ours.
	10:44pm Scott's mom aka mommer: groan....sorry Scott I missed your call in ...I was leeking.
	10:44pm Lilith21: Popeyes is next door to Guitar Center Dave!
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: Roy Roger's fried chicken - PRIMO DE PRIMI!
	10:45pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: LOL
	10:46pm devlawn: Pope yes. my mind is blown
	10:46pm holasoymilk: tomato vs tomato
	10:46pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Scott's Mom - haha! I missed it, too.
	10:46pm Lilith21: Is that a MickeyDees thing?
	10:46pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Pope Yes logo: pope with silly hat on giving a thumbs up.
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: Copious Popious. Get your XL Jesuit poppers with Gaucho sauce today!
	10:46pm Scott's mom: goodnight all. til'next time
	10:47pm All out Scott: good nite mummer
	10:47pm P-90: Vanessa sounds like she's on vintage vinyl
	10:47pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: 'Night, Ma.
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: G'night Scott's Mom! We'd love for you to call in!
	10:47pm ronnie red-nutz: I'm the wrong kind of indian to be in E.L.A.
	10:48pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Sherman Oaks Galleria??
	10:48pm Matt from Springfield: Indeed P-90. Unless she's using that "surface noise vinyl" app I keep talking about. Make any song/phone call sound like a record!
	10:48pm DaveHill: Vanessa Silberman video for "OK"- www.youtube.com...
	10:49pm DaveHill: Haha- Matt!
	10:49pm dez: roy Rogers was, no question, the best fried chicken!
	10:49pm Scott's mom: land safe and soon Madameluke
	10:50pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: play Frank Zappa - Valley Girl ala Ramble On www.youtube.com...
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks as well to P-90 for bringing that up :) OMG YES! Please work on that app Vanessa!
	10:50pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Marmaduke??
	10:51pm Matt from Springfield: @Dez: I'm fortunate to have 2 franchises nearby. But if you're stopping at Chesapeake House (or even moreso..FREDERICK, MD! There are like 7 Roys around there!)
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Only use of "BuFu" in a Top 10 song, perhaps??
	10:53pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Am I being compared to a Great Dane?
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: @Madame: Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Dane?.. (ducks)
	10:54pm Lilith21: Helicopter Dog !!
	10:54pm ronnie red-nutz: you mean Kenny Rogers no? @dez ;)
	10:54pm dez: @matt you so lucky!!!! all the roys have closed here!!
	10:55pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): @Matt better than a Summers Eve
	10:55pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): @Scott this flight is sooooooo long
	10:56pm All out Scott: MadameLuke you are a great dame
	10:57pm Jim S.: She plays a Gibson SG, kewl...
	10:57pm tim: Kennedy Fried Newburgh
	10:57pm Matt from Springfield: :`( It's Marriott's fault you know. They started the chain, got people hooked, then SOLD IT OFF! Indy franchises are mannah from the sky, where they survive.
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: Vanessa Silberman - HOT sound!
	10:59pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: "he's a total Summer's Eve, fer sher"
	11:00pm Lilith21: Yes! ALLOUTSCOTT !
	11:00pm Lilith21: Yes Dave!!!
	11:00pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: there ought to be a national talk like a Val' Day
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: Dean Friedman's '77 classic "Ariel" - Station Mgr Ken said that it's the only Top 100 song to mention "Paramus" New Jersey.
	11:01pm Dennis D: Keith Richards played a White SG with 3 pickups for a time, its in some guitar museum or something
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: "The Heir and the Spare"
	11:03pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Scott - thank you, ya big lug :)
	11:03pm Jim S.: Angus pulled out the center pickup on his SG's...just sayin'.
	11:04pm Marc15: Perhaps that bird is the reincarnation of one of the man’s loved ones
	11:04pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Delbert - yes!!!! The perfect dbag joke that dbags wouldn't get!
	11:04pm Marc15: Harry not Henry
	11:04pm Matt from Springfield: As cited by Rotten, J. (1977).
	11:04pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: fer sher
	11:05pm All out Scott: punching self in stomach
	11:05pm Matt from Springfield: Royalty + the BBC = the English. Zeppelin, Kinks, et al are distributed by the Beeb, they fit under that.
	11:06pm Xyrus Blaze: FUCK I was at a party in a professors house in eastvillage/Chinatown area and forgot about tonight. Howdy Dave/ all y'all.
	11:06pm Matt from Springfield: But make sure you have a biscuit cookie, not a scone biscuit!! And TEA! Milk first.
	11:06pm Jim S.: Heard that MM's pop just had a heart attack last week...
	11:07pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: nitrous?
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: Did he Jim? Or was that an excuse to pull out in light of his con-trov-er-sy?
	11:07pm Lilith21: Ohhhh Dez w the sexy voice!
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: Scream Thy Last Scream, Dave and Dez!!
	11:07pm Lilith21: Hey Xyrus!
	11:08pm Marc15: We can all hear your regular voice
	11:08pm jvhelluhpipes: Both voices!
	11:08pm Lilith21: Sounds like Chipmunks!!
	11:08pm ronnie red-nutz: Just got off the assembly line at the weenie factory, can you play some acdc... @davehill
	11:08pm Marc15: The Royal Wedding would be more interesting if Harry were gay and was marrying a guy
	11:08pm Dennis D: hi xyrus
	11:09pm Matt from Springfield: YngDave Riffage Vol. 56: Too Spaced
	11:09pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: weenie factory?? call in, ron's red testicles
	11:09pm Lilith21: Soooo High!!
	11:10pm Lilith21: Fortnight! British!
	11:10pm Marc15: I gained 26 Followers today. I have 7663 Following me
	11:10pm Xyrus Blaze: Hey Lilith and Dennis D!
	11:11pm Lilith21: I Want it!!!
	11:11pm Lilith21: I’ll control your shipping Dave!
	11:11pm Julia from wakka wakka land: What’s Yang Dave’s account name, I’ll follow!
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: Sneakin' joints in his Mom's downstairs windowless bathroom :)
	11:13pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: have Yng do the station ID baked
	11:13pm Lilith21: Holy crap Yng!!
	11:13pm All out Scott: yessssssss!
	11:14pm Lilith21: Seriously just caught a contact high!!
	11:14pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Duh! You can't bake an ID! ;P
	11:14pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: Ny/NJ dont wanna lose that incarceration money
	11:15pm Matt from Springfield: @Lilith: cough cough
	11:15pm Lilith21: Great question!
	11:15pm Lilith21: Hahaha!! Matt!
	11:15pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: just look at the state troopers,they look like Nazis
	11:16pm All out Scott: William Randolph Hurst is the reason hemp is illegal
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: Clay Pigeon is one to say "jazz cigarettes" :) SOUNDBOARD!!! :D
	11:16pm Jim S.: When I'm that high I can't help from crying my eyes out and weirding everyone out in the room...
	11:16pm ronnie red-nutz: yeaa. me n my cousins work down at the wiener factory and we uh like to drink a case a blue before we go in so... you can imagine the mess we make. @Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!
	11:16pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: @matt gimme what your havin! or what yngs havin
	11:16pm Lilith21: HAHAHAHA!!!!
	11:17pm Matt from Springfield: Delbert, I think Willie Nelson just bogart'd it...
	11:17pm Lilith21: Females like the chat room !
	11:18pm Lilith21: Oh man
	11:18pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: hey, lets hear whats happened to Don since he left home!
	11:18pm Matt from Springfield: Shit, has Yng's contact high bled into Don's call or what?! ;)
	11:19pm Matt from Springfield: Wasn't Stephen Colbert the Americone™ Dream one?
	11:19pm david_: good lord why do they name the Ben and Jerry's after the late night shows
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: The Choc-Slammed Dave Chill™ Ice Cream Sandwich
	11:20pm Lilith21: I want a GDDHS Iice cream sandwich
	11:20pm ronnie red-nutz: hotdogs
	11:20pm All out Scott: velvetty sweet jams
	11:21pm david_: Angel Witch Slice
	11:21pm Lilith21: Has to have shredded something !!
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: Coffee ice cream, choco chips, graham or vanilla cookie pieces.
	11:21pm Lilith21: Mocha chip!!! Yummmmm
	11:21pm Jim S.: Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon?
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: Kerr-in from Brooklyn!
	11:22pm Wade: DEZ dropping an ice cream truth bomb!!
	11:22pm Jim S.: Indiana.
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: Good coffee ice cream (like Haagen-Dazs) will do fine, esp. with a low air content.
	11:23pm hidingintrumpsamerica: rushmore!
	11:23pm Wade: Your ice cream could be called "Welcome To The Cone Zone", Dave!
	11:23pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: LUGs
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: Charles and Diana, the Chateau de Chambord in France. Evidently Di's "perfect opportunity to catch up on sleep". Hmmm.... Charles and Camilla, honeymooned at the Nepali buffet on Houghton Mews, then made tea on an electric kettle.
	11:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Dykes and Dancer" Dorm.
	11:27pm Jim S.: Wikipedia. Cheater.
	11:27pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: man in the hole?
	11:28pm Xyrus Blaze: My chain broke coming down the Brooklyn bridge and I crashed into a bunch of citibikies.
	11:28pm ronnie red-nutz: i like this girl. is she available?
	11:28pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: that's counter prodictuve isnt it?
	11:28pm Marc15: She sounds as if she’s been smoking on Dave’s bongo
	11:28pm Marc15: Bong*
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: bongo = rhythm in smoking
	11:29pm david_: YngBong
	11:30pm Patty: Best contact show ever! Make sure she calls back
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: Dream Weirdness, new double EP by Rusted-Out Water Park.
	11:31pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: that dry water slide reminds me of my ex gf
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: Dave, from before, with jokes. Got it. Holiday Sans an abandoned font.
	11:31pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: HI-OHHHHH!
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: We LOST her!!! And she was about to sing Sinatra! :O
	11:32pm Marc15: Bongo is what Ricky Ricardo played
	11:32pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: I grew up in Sussex County we called it "Traction Park" a schoolmate named Lance died on it. The alpine slide.
	11:32pm Marc15: Kyle’s boyfriend
	11:32pm Matt from Springfield: "Pee is free, but matza will costz ya." Truer words...
	11:34pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: didja stay in the left lane thru jersey, dave?
	11:34pm Lilith21: Again!! Popeye’s is 2 doors down from Guitar Center in Union Square !
	11:34pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: [god damn new yorkers!]
	11:35pm Jim S.: Shitski, Margot Kidder died...
	11:35pm Matt from Springfield: 2017 Ford Fuchsias and the like.
	11:37pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: isnt thast a club near dupont, matt?
	11:37pm Matt from Springfield: RIP Margot. Her life was difficult at times, but I hope she left peacefully.
	11:38pm Matt from Springfield: Which club, "Ford Fuchsia"? All the dirty gay clubs down by the Potomac were pushed out for baseball and soccer stadiums, now you have $15 drinks and $58.94 brunches on Dupont.
	11:40pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: there was a club with a name not unlike man in in the hole over by CQ on 23rd st and P for years when i left in 2006
	11:40pm Fuck Kidder: fuck kidder
	11:40pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: the Manhole??
	11:40pm david_: That extension chord thing is a power move
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: "ManHole", that's plausible!
	11:42pm Matt from Springfield: Not WWJD, DFDYJD: "Da Fuck Did You Just Do?"
	11:42pm Lilith21: Danne!! Man in the hole!
	11:43pm Matt from Springfield: Ow, right in the Festicles™!
	11:44pm david_: I loved Poi Dog in high school
	11:44pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: uncle fester's nuts?
	11:44pm Lilith21: Your basement is dry sounding??
	11:45pm Jim S.: Still bummed about Margo... (sigh).
	11:45pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: frankly i preferred the lesbian bar called The Pussy
	11:46pm Lilith21: You can do it!!!
	11:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Guys, this ain't working! My cans are crackling all over the place! Can you wet some towels or something? Hang them on the walls? Otherwise we're going nowhere, this basement is too dry..."
	11:47pm Lilith21: What?!
	11:47pm Lilith21: Oh! Yes! The bars!
	11:47pm Matt from Springfield: "dry sounding basement" - I went with it, but know not where it took me...
	11:47pm Lilith21: Lit was such a fire hazard!!!
	11:47pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: pretty slimy characters in there , though
	11:48pm Lilith21: Hazard !
	11:48pm Lilith21: HAZZARD!
	11:49pm Lilith21: Better stay on Forever!
	11:49pm Matt from Springfield: Sloooow riiiide...
	11:50pm david_: www.youtube.com...
	11:52pm Lilith21: YngDave is wearing a Foghat!
	11:53pm ronnie red-nutz: talk about a slow ride my ole lady lost a hundred bucks in last nights card game
	11:54pm david_: the fog hat hat hat
	11:54pm moreguinness: I wear a hat everyday...still not bald
	11:55pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: If I was gay I'd love to form a Foghat cover band called Faghat
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: I think those condoms are more likely to create new Foghat fans than preventing them...YES! Post those on your fridge! First time I heard of that, but I dig it!
	11:56pm Lilith21: FOGHAT care package for YngDave !
	11:58pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: i admire Foghat for their subtle song titles " I Just Want to Make Love to You"
	11:58pm Jim S.: Don't forget the Astroglide, sixty-somethings...
	11:58pm Lilith21: Painted Doll would have the prettiest condoms!
	11:59pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: thx dave(s)
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Woooo! Hot times and baked dreams tonight! Thanks Dave, Dez, callers, commenters, stimulants of the mind! Have a good night!
	11:59pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: smell ya later!
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: I love YngDave's stoned but careful delivery - well played! JOE PERA! \m/
	12:00am Jim S.: Cheers & Nite-Nite!
	12:00am david_: excellent show tonight, thanks guys!
	12:00am Lilith21: Goodnight guys! Great Show!!!!
	12:00am Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: WTF is a fog hat anyway??
	12:00am ronnie red-nutz: stoned on dave hill and dez wine!
	12:00am Dennis D: later

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from May 14, 2018

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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May 14, 2018: It's the Ides of, um, May as Dave holes up in studio A with Dez for a night of stone cold jams and red hot calls, including a call from musician Vanessa Silberman! So there!

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
Somewhat long intro if you think about it.				0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Angel Witch	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel Witch"	Angel Witch	Bronze Records	0:02:07 (Pop-up)
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds	Thirsty Dog	Let Love In	Mute Records	0:04:58 (Pop-up)
Negative Approach	Fashionable Idiots	Nothing Will Stand in Our Way	Taang! Records	0:08:41 (Pop-up)
Fu Manchu	Regal Begal "Regal Begal" by "Fu Manchu"	In Search of...	Mammoth Records	0:09:44 (Pop-up)
Gil Scott-Heron	Angel Dust "Angel Dust" by "Gil Scott-Heron"	Angel Dust	Arista Records	1:15:31 (Pop-up)
Teenage Fanclub	God Knows It's True	Fire Is Good	Fire Records	1:16:08 (Pop-up)
Zior	Strange Kind of Magic "Strange Kind of Magic" by "Zior"	Every Inch a Man	Akarma Records	1:22:16 (Pop-up)
Susan Cadogan	Hurt So Good "Hurt So Good" by "Susan Cadogan"	Hurt So Good	Sanctuary Records	1:25:36 (Pop-up)
The Spits	All I Want "All I Want" by "The Spits"	The Spits V	In the Red Records	1:27:58 (Pop-up)
Vanessa Silberman Band	OK "OK" by "Vanessa Silberman Band"	single	Vanessa Silberman	1:53:55 (Pop-up)
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Listener comments!
	9:00pm Dennis D: howdy
	9:01pm P-90: Yo Dave!
	9:01pm DEZ: boom
	9:01pm Trip (satellite state): What's good gang <3
	9:02pm Slick Goldtooth: Bring on the jams
	9:02pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I often confuze Dennis D, Danne D, & Dez as the same person
	9:02pm Wade: Hi everybody! What's shakin', DEZ?
	9:03pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: <------------ I'm no longer just an "asshole"
	9:03pm DEZ: @Delbert Than Dolan's Danne Dez from last Halloween will decimate you
	9:03pm P-90: Hola Dez!
	9:03pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Thx, 'Dez, u just gave me a seizure
	9:03pm Lilith21: Evening Wveryone!!!
	9:04pm Lilith21: Everyone!!!
	9:04pm chad from oregon: Things are hot already!
	9:04pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Hello Hills! You're all so singularly sexy!
	9:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good things always come in threes. For example: a band, song and album. Who knew?
	9:04pm Slick Goldtooth: I got a weird gut feeling James Taylor Johnson is gonna ring
	9:05pm DEZ: Whats up P-90?!
	9:05pm Amy: Hello sexy singles!!!
	9:05pm Dennis D: it has been awhile since JTJ called
	9:05pm DaveHill: Hey everybody!
	9:05pm Lilith21: DEZ!!WADE!! MADAME LUKE!!!
	9:05pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Amy! Lilith!
	9:06pm Lilith21: Hi DAVE!
	9:06pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Ms. Luke, call the flight attendant "sky-whore", like a female friend of mine called them. they love that.
	9:06pm DEZ: Lilith!!!
	9:06pm Dennis D: hi Dave
	9:06pm Amy: Madame Luke!!
	9:06pm Wade: Hey Dave! I got my Titanic drawing today!!! It's awesome!!
	9:06pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): DEZWADE!!
	9:06pm Lilith21: AMY!!
	9:06pm JeffHQ: 3 hours of heartfelt manic machine malevolence or your pizza will be delivered in 30 mins or less.
	9:06pm DEZ: Night Flight!!!
	9:06pm All out Scott: hello all you fun and exciting people
	9:06pm Amy: Hello Dave H!
	9:06pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): DENNIS D! DAVE H!
	9:07pm Lilith21: Ohhh YESSSS!!!!!!!!
	9:07pm Wade: Great song choice!!!
	9:07pm All out Scott: HELLO MADAMELUKE
	9:07pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): SCOTT!
	9:07pm All out Scott: lol
	9:08pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: hello to all you people that I don't really know! [mwah!]
	9:08pm Dennis D: Madame Luke where you flying to?
	9:08pm Wade: AMY! LILITH! MADAME! SCOTT! DENNIS D!
	9:08pm Monstrositor: What's up, Hillpals?
	9:08pm Hola-soymilk: Hello!
	9:08pm DEZ: JeffHQ, how are ya?
	9:08pm Amy: Wade! Lilith! Scott! Dennis D!
	9:08pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Dennis D - I was in ye olde Long Island for the weekend
	9:09pm DC: The nightmare is over and the dream begins... top of the evening and a fine monday to all!
	9:09pm Dennis D: hi everyoneski
	9:09pm Dennis D: hey Amy
	9:09pm kermit jung: Dave is rockin' out tonight! New to message boards. Hello all
	9:09pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Lawn Guyland
	9:09pm JeffHQ: @DEZ: Hey there...feeling evil but only enough to leave the fridge door open.
	9:09pm Lilith21: Hello Hola and Monstrositor!!
	9:10pm Hola-soymilk: What's good, Kermit?
	9:10pm DebfromBefore: Awe, dog feeding lamb! Hey, everyone!
	9:10pm Lilith21: Hey DennisD!!
	9:10pm Monstrositor: How's it going, Lilith?
	9:10pm Tom Y.: Yes Dez, Every One.
	9:10pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Delbert are you formerly Just Some Asshole?
	9:11pm Mommer: Hi Scott and friends. Be well and think healing thoughts. Love Scott's Mom
	9:11pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: what makes you ask that, sweetie?
	9:11pm P-90: Hola! Soymilk!
	9:11pm Lilith21: Much better now @Monstrositor :)
	9:11pm kermit jung: The music, weather, drugs, my dogs, need I go on? Oh in the goddamn Dave Hill show
	9:11pm Dennis D: evening Scott's mom
	9:12pm Lilith21: YESSSSS!!
	9:12pm All out Scott: AMY! DENNIS! TRIP! LILITH! DEZ! DAVE! WADE! MOMMERRRRRRR!
	9:12pm P-90: lotsa singles already
	9:12pm chad from oregon: That gif of Carrot Top is messing with my head.
	9:12pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: but, honestly, havent we all been just some asshole at one point in our lives, madame?
	9:12pm spacecowboy: Dave promises to bring the comedy or your money back thats his guarantee
	9:12pm asheville jon: You're an angel witch. I know you are, but what am i? You're an angel witch. I know you are, but what am i?
	9:12pm jvhelluhpipes: Hiiiiiiiiii!!!
	9:12pm kermit jung: Any other Melvins fans in here?
	9:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: Had a good day yesterday, Scott's Mom?
	9:13pm Lilith21: FURRRRLEY!!!
	9:13pm DEZ: Is it #FurleyTime yet?
	9:13pm JeffHQ: Kermit, Master of Muppets, CEO of Righteous Rock.
	9:13pm DC: Furiously Furley
	9:13pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Hello Scott's Mom! I hope you had a fantastic Mothers Day!
	9:13pm Monstrositor: Lilith - Sorry things weren't so good for a while, but glad they're improving!
	9:13pm kermit jung: DAVE!!!!!!
	9:13pm moreguinness: good evening kids
	9:13pm Switchblade Batman: Sup people
	9:14pm chad from oregon: I paid in Canadian currency
	9:14pm BriJet: Helllooooo
	9:14pm DEZ: 2nd Melvins query in the last 20 minutes!! @Kermit
	9:14pm spacecowboy: yeah king clancey does rule
	9:14pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: they have ointments for that tingle, dave
	9:14pm Mommer: Hi Ken Had a lovely day. My dear son sent me a gorgeous heartfelt card. Thank you for asking. Hi all!!,
	9:14pm Amy: Hey BriJet! Hey MoreGuiness!
	9:15pm chad from oregon: So many hits.
	9:15pm spacecowboy: but his appreciation solemnity is a little to edgy for me
	9:15pm P-90: BriJet!
	9:15pm daveB from before: YEZ DEZ!
	9:15pm kermit jung: Love da Melvins @DEZ
	9:15pm daveB from before: affirmative, everyone else...
	9:15pm Lilith21: Thank you Monstrositor !!:)
	9:16pm Amy: Yes!!!
	9:16pm DEZ: I don't know enough to make an informed call on them
	9:16pm Lilith21: YAYYYYY!!!
	9:16pm david_: whoa reverse delay
	9:16pm spacecowboy: @daveb - uptown girl radio - dont laugh it will happen
	9:16pm brycepunk1: Woohoo! Dave Hill time! Favorite part of the week :)
	9:17pm asheville jon: I definitely don't have me sexy summer body this year
	9:17pm JeffHQ: Stay hydrated, Dave Hill!
	9:17pm Tome: Hey Now !
	9:17pm brycepunk1: Erotic short story! Please!
	9:17pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: YO
	9:17pm Danne D: Hiya Folks :)
	9:17pm Lilith21: Brijet!!! MoreGuinness!
	9:17pm spacecowboy: when its summer you crank up the sweet jams and order the largest chocolate milk shake you can get
	9:18pm adampsyche: nice gifs this week man
	9:18pm Mommer/Scott's mom: Hi Kim, I had a nice day. Grateful to be able to talk with Scott in Freedomland. Sorry we did not get to say hello. Have a safe flight.
	9:19pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: [ya, right, shana is STILL locked in daves basement]
	9:19pm Hola-soymilk: 10pm is the witching hour
	9:20pm daveB from before: or is it Wastedbridge, NJ?
	9:20pm Hola-soymilk: Yez Dez!
	9:20pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Oregon-O
	9:20pm Slick Goldtooth: Sports betting got cleared and Danne D traded his oreos for parlays on NHL and NBA playoffs
	9:20pm P-90: Danne D caught an early court date tomorrow or something?
	9:20pm DEZ: I love Nathan's O'regon face
	9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: Danne D, always out shopping for Oreos.
	9:21pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I'm a turd farmer
	9:21pm Tome: Wheed ahh got it now ...
	9:22pm Lilith21: YEZDEZ!!!
	9:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: Cool...how many acres? How many bushels an acre do you get?
	9:22pm kermit jung: Weed craze, haha
	9:23pm daveB from before: know who would make a good wheat farmer?
	9:23pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: yeah, rainfall is so unpredictable in oregon-o
	9:23pm daveB from before: Will Wheaton
	9:24pm Tome: yea and I'm growing alfalfa sprouts in my basement ...
	9:24pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: a glut?? shit, i gotta move to oregon-o!
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Next season on NBC: Wheat Referee
	9:24pm DC: Weed is the main course and Wheat is the dessert
	9:24pm Lilith21: Hi DaveB!!
	9:24pm DEZ: this kid with his pants on fire is making me so nervous. it's like he just won't learn his lesson
	9:25pm DEZ: did Nathan's family fall victim to the Dust Bowl?
	9:25pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: ive got a cool cottage u can have if u wanna live alone, ms luke.
	9:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: The usual financial plan for farming is to start out with a million dollars and keep farming until it runs out.
	9:25pm spacecowboy: hee he e
	9:25pm Lilith21: My pants are on fire !:)
	9:26pm P-90: Actually I tuned in tonight hoping for a taste of a wheat farm discussion, so I'm totally psyched to hear this.
	9:26pm kermit jung: I'd rather be pharming
	9:26pm Amy: Worlds collide!!
	9:26pm Lilith21: YAYYYY!!
	9:26pm All out Scott: someone say ramen?
	9:27pm JeffHQ: Sons of Ramenocracy
	9:27pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: the ramen superhero!
	9:27pm daveB from before: yo lilith...
	9:27pm P-90: Possible new regular feature: "Wheat Farm Blotter"
	9:27pm spacecowboy: dave hill has videos on his web page - the one called Dave hill tv show video is hilarious some say his best work
	9:27pm Switchblade Batman: Wheat, or Weed?
	9:27pm Lilith21: WHEATGANG4LIFE!!
	9:27pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: You need a giant "R" on your shirt, scott. oh, and a cape.
	9:27pm spacecowboy: @p- 90 haaaa me tooo!
	9:28pm Wade: YES LILITH!!!!
	9:28pm Lilith21: RAMEN FARM!!
	9:28pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Scott's Mom - I bet we'll chat soon. You've raised a good one. Thank you!
	9:28pm P-90: @Switchblade: wheat, they disambiguated that at the top of the call
	9:28pm spacecowboy: see thats interview skills to bring up the mind blowing part of wheat farming
	9:28pm Hola-soymilk: I have a question for wheat man, does he know about the farming technique where you let the stuff grow on its own instead of tilling the dirt
	9:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: How much fun to drive a 40' wide combine up an down the Oregon hillsides! www.owgl.org
	9:29pm Hola-soymilk: What are his opinions on that agricultural school of thought
	9:29pm JeffHQ: Bread City, produced by Broad City.
	9:29pm Switchblade Batman: Oh... Can we get a Weed farmer?
	9:29pm daveB from before: a P-90 based fertilizer?
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: does he bake his own bread with his own wheat? enquiring minds really dont need to know.
	9:29pm Lilith21: Hahahahaha !!!
	9:30pm All out Scott: whats your horse question DEZ
	9:30pm spacecowboy: is this dude really from Oregon?
	9:30pm adampsyche: you can order bobcat pee on the internet to ward of porcupines bless
	9:31pm P-90: Wheat farmer fashion report
	9:31pm Tome: yea up in the mountains can get above 90F ...
	9:31pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: you can also order a guy name Bob's pee, too, so u can pass piss tests
	9:31pm Wade: YES!!! HILLSTOCK!!!
	9:32pm Hola-soymilk: @delbert if he got the seeds from monsanto you can bet your ass he isn't allowed to have any bread
	9:32pm P-90: Patch up your yurts, folks...
	9:32pm JeffHQ: YaasssDEz.
	9:32pm All out Scott: Hillstock serving homemade ramen. i am so there
	9:33pm Hola-soymilk: The effigy is a pair of dice
	9:33pm spacecowboy: two hours from portland - it might as well be on mars = that is so trippy
	9:33pm Monstrositor: What if everybody just shanks the effigy?
	9:33pm Danne D: 8(
	9:34pm P-90: Danne's not feeling it apparently
	9:34pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Hola. Me clapping on this plane
	9:34pm Dennis D: Burning Dan
	9:35pm JeffHQ: Interstellar Ignitables Incorporated.
	9:35pm Ken From Hyde Park: Just tell the local constabulary that you're going to burn the stubble.
	9:35pm Danne D: :(
	9:35pm daveB from before: yes Dennis D! Wyndorf need to call in & offer his headlining service for Hillstock/BurnYngDAn
	9:36pm Amy: Danne D piñata?
	9:36pm P-90: The cross-country caravan from Jersey City to Oregon could attract national media coverage...
	9:37pm Hola-soymilk: Dez vs co-ed softball team
	9:37pm daveB from before: effigy of Yng?
	9:37pm Lilith21: Danne is Rich!!
	9:37pm BriJet: No Danne effigy!
	9:37pm BriJet: Bad Davy! :)
	9:38pm moreguinness: Metal Threshing Mad!!!
	9:38pm Hola-soymilk: Yes danne effigy
	9:38pm daveB from before: Yng would be a good effigy
	9:38pm P-90: Yay! "Combine Blotter"
	9:38pm daveB from before: BURN Yng Man
	9:38pm JeffHQ: Thresh Metalfest, sponsored by Jaegermeister.
	9:39pm Ken From Hyde Park: When one of the bearings seize up and get hot, the chaff and dust can catch fire.
	9:39pm Monstrositor: We can build a Danne out of kale and eat it.
	9:40pm Hola-soymilk: Yes! Ken from Hyde Park knows what's up
	9:40pm daveB from before: There's a metaphor there, Ken
	9:40pm Ken From Hyde Park: How fast can you unhook the header and back the rest of the combine away?
	9:40pm DC: All Kale Danne D
	9:40pm All out Scott: @Monstrisitor could we use a package of leeks too
	9:41pm Lilith21: Yes!! That’s perfect!!
	9:41pm Danne D: If you pubtweet me about the show I will block you.
	9:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: I used to run a combine and stuff on the farm when I was growing up. Modern combines cost like half a million bucks these days.
	9:43pm DC: Whonderful hearing from Nathan from Oregon there, worlds of wheat
	9:43pm JakeGould: Hey Dave! That GIF with for the “Fu Manchu” track? What an ugly offing dog!
	9:43pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: is Yng drunk?
	9:43pm P-90: Yngsting
	9:44pm daveB from before: The Modern Combines is my disco bluegrass side project
	9:44pm Lilith21: Hey Now
	9:44pm Monstrositor: Scott, yes to the leeks.
	9:44pm JeffHQ: YngBert GottFried
	9:44pm andrewb: i really enjoyed the combine story
	9:45pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Ynglebert Humperdinck?
	9:46pm All out Scott: ohhh goodie MadameLuke knows all about Leeks
	9:46pm DC: Heck yeah, let the spring energy roll.
	9:46pm chad from oregon: YngMom is a delight
	9:46pm Rich in NC: Hey Dez
	9:47pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: i wanna see a cooking show where they say to one another "here, take a leek"
	9:47pm Lilith21: Yng??!!
	9:47pm All out Scott: @Scottsmom 2012099368
	9:47pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: go to a raw food joint
	9:48pm DC: Yng if youre going broke, teach guitar on the side
	9:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: There needs to be a combine simulator video game. #farmlife
	9:48pm Lilith21: Himalayan ??
	9:48pm Amy: My brother just made smoked salt over the weekend!
	9:49pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: when I hear "combine" i think of grisly combine accidents. yikes!
	9:49pm Trip (satellite state): Pick up that can!
	9:49pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: drink!
	9:51pm JakeGould: Im eating a Trisuit.
	9:52pm Amy: Was it “Why the long face?”
	9:52pm Slick Goldtooth: Horses gumming on the fence post to get high is fucking mental en.wikipedia.org...
	9:52pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: it means its gonna rain
	9:53pm JakeGould: Horses and chill.
	9:54pm Amy: Yeah, because cow-tipping
	9:54pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: cows lay down when its gonna rain. horses r known for sleepin standin up. grew up next to both next to my house in sussex county.
	9:54pm Patty D: If I can sleep while driving a car then horses can definitely sleep standing up.
	9:55pm Lilith21: YES AMY!!
	9:55pm Trip (satellite state): Aaaayyyyyyy<3
	9:56pm moreguinness: what crimes did the horses do? Also are they in a gang?
	9:56pm Matt from Springfield: Love the dog + goat milk bottle! That's fuckin' teamwork!!! Also love the horse chat. HI Dave, Dez, Scott and Hillmeisters!
	9:57pm JakeGould: I like the way that ugly dog (Lion?) looks while this horse discussion is going down.
	9:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: Modify the horse's bit so it's got a shank sticking out. Then you'll see which horse is dominant.
	9:58pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I'll say hello to you, Matt
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: "You got 10 more seconds...otherwise these people are gonna be my snack."
	9:59pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: it was Nixon's ghost
	10:00pm Matt from Springfield: Acknowledge that "hello" is directed at me. Respond with a separate but equivalent iteration of "hello", directed at you (Delbert Dumbutt et al).
	10:00pm Lilith21: Oh Yess!!
	10:01pm All out Scott: Hey Matt
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: Hiya Scott!
	10:01pm All out Scott: MADAMELUKE Hows the flight going?
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: Elks Lodge?? Better split, with that lion looking at you...
	10:02pm Slick Goldtooth: @All out Scott, did you ever catch any of the horses cribbing? I hear its super freaky to watch but sort of funny that animals finding a way to get light headed and high
	10:03pm All out Scott: @Slick yess Dodge the one that stomped my foot used to do itr often
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: WHOA! Madame Luke is in transit, floating through the air right now?!! What can you see up there?!
	10:04pm Lilith21: VALLEY ELKS LODGE
	10:05pm JakeGould: Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge! Elks! Lodge!
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: (Hairy)Don
	10:06pm Lilith21: Oh YES!!
	10:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hahahaha ... Here we go!
	10:06pm Slick Goldtooth: Ba da dum
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: "snurffled"
	10:07pm Lilith21: Snurfled??
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: @Lilith: When you sniff an urf, I think.
	10:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: Tick Talk
	10:09pm Lilith21: Haha! @Matt from Springfield
	10:09pm Lilith21: Calm down ,Don
	10:10pm Dennis D: wow
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: "Mane Attraction", on south 4th.
	10:11pm Lilith21: Mane Event!!
	10:11pm Lilith21: Next Artshow piece!
	10:12pm Lilith21: Lovely haircut Dave!:)
	10:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: The Mane Drag
	10:12pm Wade: YES!!!
	10:12pm adampsyche: A CUT ABOVE
	10:12pm DC: Hair today gone tomorrow
	10:13pm Amy: There’s a dog haircut place in town called Snip Doggy Dog
	10:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: Locks That Rock
	10:13pm Rickwaukee: Hot Hair Balloon
	10:13pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, the hairpocalypse is upon us :)
	10:13pm andrewb: curl up and dye
	10:13pm chad from oregon: Hair Dynamix has a sweet Groupon, fyi
	10:13pm Lilith21: Hair by Praying Mantis
	10:13pm Wade: See if you can get Don to talk into the fan from now on when he calls
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: You're an Angel Dust. You're an Angel Dust.
	10:14pm JakeGould: I like when Don calls because I get to hear “Ramble On” without any of that Hobbit shit.
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: GSH?
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: But...GOLLUM!
	10:15pm JakeGould: I HATE THE LORD OF THE RINGS AND ALL OF THAT KIND OF SWORD AND MAGIC STUFF!
	10:15pm Lilith21: Yes Matt!
	10:16pm Matt from Springfield: GSH! Thanks Lilith! :)
	10:16pm JakeGould: @Wade: You have to meet Don at least once. And have a wingman with you to pull you away.
	10:16pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I like music!
	10:16pm Slick Goldtooth: so many people in rock were just a bunch of big fantasy dorks like Burzum
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: ...herrrrrrrRRRRrrr, herrrRRRRRrrr Suit yourself then! (Hey, that will be the dress clothing store!!!...)
	10:17pm hola_soymilk: did someone say burzum
	10:18pm Slick Goldtooth: yes, and there is a slight dork factor going for a name based of Tolkein's made up language
	10:18pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Aaaargh! Streaming at 30,000 feet bites! What did I miss???
	10:18pm david_: GSH's voice is so distinctive
	10:18pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: angel dust is actually horse tranquilizer (The More You Know TM)
	10:18pm ?: This song reminds of my old blue car
	10:19pm hola-soymilk: the tolkein references really help you look past the shittiness of Varg :))
	10:19pm Dennis D: you missed Ramble Don
	10:19pm Lilith21: Good Tune!!!!
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Horse Hallucinations in a jar.
	10:21pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: of hay and carrots?
	10:21pm Lilith21: Madame Lukey In The Sky !!:)
	10:21pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Did Don brings treats?
	10:21pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: with diamonds!
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: I would imagine Delbert. If only we could hallucinate that, we'll know it's the good shit.
	10:22pm Dennis D: he got a haircut!
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: Plasticine Porters, etc...
	10:22pm All out Scott: I made a leek comment @940 and called about horses
	10:22pm Dennis D: because of ticks
	10:23pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Dang! I like leeks and horses.
	10:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: There was Ramble Don, Yng Dave, All out Scott talked about horses and before that was a chap from Oregon calling from his wheat plantation.
	10:23pm Lilith21: Yes! All out Scott!
	10:23pm ronnie red-nutz: my cousins used to take the back seat out to haul firewood... in my old blue car
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: Leeks?? Is there any story/recipe to go with leeks?
	10:24pm tim: you were on a game show
	10:24pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): I lost it all during the wheat call. Can we just go back and redo it all for me?
	10:24pm All out Scott: only if its a package of leeks
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: @midnight is a PANEL show, tim!!!!1!!1!!1!
	10:25pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: if wrote a recipe about leeks I'd call it "Go Take a Leek" -- becuz I'm a rebel.
	10:25pm DaveHill: No, @midnight is panel show for comedians! Different!
	10:25pm All out Scott: tellem to turn the plane around and pick up the missed signal
	10:26pm devlawn: I remember seeing that russian magician on youtube, He's pretty funny.
	10:27pm ronnie red-nutz: could use a case of Blue right now...
	10:27pm Slick Goldtooth: @davehill they(idk, England tv people) need to get your ass on The Big Fat Quiz of the Year with Noel Fielding so the two princes of purple crushed velvet can make some tv history
	10:27pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: book
	10:27pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): I believe we had to fly over Canada to avoid weather in the Midwest. I am really getting around.
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: You tell 'em, Dave!!
	10:28pm Lilith21: ❤️❤️❤️
	10:29pm ronnie red-nutz: got an old pair of boots for sale too... and I'm takin offers on that
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Canada has Thunder Bay, though. Not good if that's the safer option!
	10:29pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: come to think of it ive never heard any reggae sung by a female
	10:30pm DaveHill: I agree Slick Goldteeth!
	10:30pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: switch the turntable to 45rpm!
	10:30pm All out Scott: @Delbert check out Hollie Cook
	10:31pm devlawn: Both times I drove thru Thunder Bay there was thunder, place really lives up to its name.
	10:31pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Delbert - does Selector count or are they too ska?
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Then hook yerself up w/ some Dawn Penn, Marcia Griffiths, Lorna Bennett, even Rita Marley! World of feminine grooves out there!
	10:31pm Lilith21: Luvvvvvv this! Song!!
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: Hill v. Fielding - crushed-velvet off match. Coming this autumn.
	10:32pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Madame Luke spoke to me, she likes me, she really likes me!!
	10:33pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: dunno, but me likey the ska.
	10:33pm Lilith21: That would be so beautiful @Slick Goldtooth
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: The Norths to the Prick!!
	10:34pm david_: f l a n g e * e v e r y t h i n g
	10:34pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: holy jesus im gunna hav a reagge/ska seizure! [sobbbs tears of joy for all the recommendations]
	10:34pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: what's it all aboot?
	10:35pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: i got'cher crabs right here, pal
	10:35pm ronnie red-nutz: uh... hope you're not talkin about alberta when you say prickz to da nort @daveHill
	10:36pm Slick Goldtooth: I think my brain would explode if Noel and Dave worked off each other
	10:36pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: stop the therapy-creature discrimination
	10:37pm david_: only in Canada™
	10:37pm Marc15: A softie shell crab, Dave?
	10:37pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: guy walks into Whole Paycheck: "hey, pal, this is my THERAPY-lobster!"
	10:38pm Wade: What about a lady carrying a cake, fully exposed and uncovered, on the train?
	10:38pm ronnie red-nutz: cause we got some of your kids.
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Though female singers aren't as prominent in ska. I had to look some up: Pauline Brown (of the Selecter, Mme. Luke's mention) seems to be the most famous. The Kingpins from Canada are also pretty renowned (Lorraine Muller - "the Queen of Ska"). "The Delegators, but they're also kinda rocksteady". Save Ferris mentioned, but I don't consider them sufficiently ska.
	10:39pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: @matt - s'ok, i'll just play some ska 45s at 33rpm. sorted!
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: 33s @ 45? ;)
	10:40pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: grassy-ass, matt
	10:40pm moreguinness: Wade don't even get me started on that confectionary nightmare
	10:41pm Lilith21: Is this guy old enough to drive??
	10:41pm Slick Goldtooth: oh man no pedal talk but tendie talk is always welcomed
	10:41pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: dyslexic am i?
	10:41pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: wait, is Yoda just dyslexic??
	10:41pm Lilith21: YESWADE!!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: Clerks! The Animated Series.
	10:42pm Matt from Springfield: "Oooh! About it tell me!"
	10:42pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: I saw the last scene in Fast Times. No thank you.
	10:43pm Lilith21: He’s the new Sarah!!
	10:43pm Marc15: Go back to the Crime Blotter, please
	10:44pm Matt from Springfield: No Royal Liquors in NJ! But..there is apparently a "Vape+Liquor" store in north Jersey. That will be ours.
	10:44pm Scott's mom aka mommer: groan....sorry Scott I missed your call in ...I was leeking.
	10:44pm Lilith21: Popeyes is next door to Guitar Center Dave!
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: Roy Roger's fried chicken - PRIMO DE PRIMI!
	10:45pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: LOL
	10:46pm devlawn: Pope yes. my mind is blown
	10:46pm holasoymilk: tomato vs tomato
	10:46pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Scott's Mom - haha! I missed it, too.
	10:46pm Lilith21: Is that a MickeyDees thing?
	10:46pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Pope Yes logo: pope with silly hat on giving a thumbs up.
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: Copious Popious. Get your XL Jesuit poppers with Gaucho sauce today!
	10:46pm Scott's mom: goodnight all. til'next time
	10:47pm All out Scott: good nite mummer
	10:47pm P-90: Vanessa sounds like she's on vintage vinyl
	10:47pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: 'Night, Ma.
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: G'night Scott's Mom! We'd love for you to call in!
	10:47pm ronnie red-nutz: I'm the wrong kind of indian to be in E.L.A.
	10:48pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Sherman Oaks Galleria??
	10:48pm Matt from Springfield: Indeed P-90. Unless she's using that "surface noise vinyl" app I keep talking about. Make any song/phone call sound like a record!
	10:48pm DaveHill: Vanessa Silberman video for "OK"- www.youtube.com...
	10:49pm DaveHill: Haha- Matt!
	10:49pm dez: roy Rogers was, no question, the best fried chicken!
	10:49pm Scott's mom: land safe and soon Madameluke
	10:50pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: play Frank Zappa - Valley Girl ala Ramble On www.youtube.com...
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks as well to P-90 for bringing that up :) OMG YES! Please work on that app Vanessa!
	10:50pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: Marmaduke??
	10:51pm Matt from Springfield: @Dez: I'm fortunate to have 2 franchises nearby. But if you're stopping at Chesapeake House (or even moreso..FREDERICK, MD! There are like 7 Roys around there!)
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Only use of "BuFu" in a Top 10 song, perhaps??
	10:53pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Am I being compared to a Great Dane?
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: @Madame: Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Dane?.. (ducks)
	10:54pm Lilith21: Helicopter Dog !!
	10:54pm ronnie red-nutz: you mean Kenny Rogers no? @dez ;)
	10:54pm dez: @matt you so lucky!!!! all the roys have closed here!!
	10:55pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): @Matt better than a Summers Eve
	10:55pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): @Scott this flight is sooooooo long
	10:56pm All out Scott: MadameLuke you are a great dame
	10:57pm Jim S.: She plays a Gibson SG, kewl...
	10:57pm tim: Kennedy Fried Newburgh
	10:57pm Matt from Springfield: :`( It's Marriott's fault you know. They started the chain, got people hooked, then SOLD IT OFF! Indy franchises are mannah from the sky, where they survive.
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: Vanessa Silberman - HOT sound!
	10:59pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: "he's a total Summer's Eve, fer sher"
	11:00pm Lilith21: Yes! ALLOUTSCOTT !
	11:00pm Lilith21: Yes Dave!!!
	11:00pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: there ought to be a national talk like a Val' Day
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: Dean Friedman's '77 classic "Ariel" - Station Mgr Ken said that it's the only Top 100 song to mention "Paramus" New Jersey.
	11:01pm Dennis D: Keith Richards played a White SG with 3 pickups for a time, its in some guitar museum or something
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: "The Heir and the Spare"
	11:03pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Scott - thank you, ya big lug :)
	11:03pm Jim S.: Angus pulled out the center pickup on his SG's...just sayin'.
	11:04pm Marc15: Perhaps that bird is the reincarnation of one of the man’s loved ones
	11:04pm MadameLuke (in an airplane): Delbert - yes!!!! The perfect dbag joke that dbags wouldn't get!
	11:04pm Marc15: Harry not Henry
	11:04pm Matt from Springfield: As cited by Rotten, J. (1977).
	11:04pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: fer sher
	11:05pm All out Scott: punching self in stomach
	11:05pm Matt from Springfield: Royalty + the BBC = the English. Zeppelin, Kinks, et al are distributed by the Beeb, they fit under that.
	11:06pm Xyrus Blaze: FUCK I was at a party in a professors house in eastvillage/Chinatown area and forgot about tonight. Howdy Dave/ all y'all.
	11:06pm Matt from Springfield: But make sure you have a biscuit cookie, not a scone biscuit!! And TEA! Milk first.
	11:06pm Jim S.: Heard that MM's pop just had a heart attack last week...
	11:07pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: nitrous?
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: Did he Jim? Or was that an excuse to pull out in light of his con-trov-er-sy?
	11:07pm Lilith21: Ohhhh Dez w the sexy voice!
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: Scream Thy Last Scream, Dave and Dez!!
	11:07pm Lilith21: Hey Xyrus!
	11:08pm Marc15: We can all hear your regular voice
	11:08pm jvhelluhpipes: Both voices!
	11:08pm Lilith21: Sounds like Chipmunks!!
	11:08pm ronnie red-nutz: Just got off the assembly line at the weenie factory, can you play some acdc... @davehill
	11:08pm Marc15: The Royal Wedding would be more interesting if Harry were gay and was marrying a guy
	11:08pm Dennis D: hi xyrus
	11:09pm Matt from Springfield: YngDave Riffage Vol. 56: Too Spaced
	11:09pm Delbert Dumbutt is back!: weenie factory?? call in, ron's red testicles
	11:09pm Lilith21: Soooo High!!
	11:10pm Lilith21: Fortnight! British!
	11:10pm Marc15: I gained 26 Followers today. I have 7663 Following me
	11:10pm Xyrus Blaze: Hey Lilith and Dennis D!
	11:11pm Lilith21: I Want it!!!
	11:11pm Lilith21: I’ll control your shipping Dave!
	11:11pm Julia from wakka wakka land: What’s Yang Dave’s account name, I’ll follow!
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: Sneakin' joints in his Mom's downstairs windowless bathroom :)
	11:13pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: have Yng do the station ID baked
	11:13pm Lilith21: Holy crap Yng!!
	11:13pm All out Scott: yessssssss!
	11:14pm Lilith21: Seriously just caught a contact high!!
	11:14pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: Duh! You can't bake an ID! ;P
	11:14pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: Ny/NJ dont wanna lose that incarceration money
	11:15pm Matt from Springfield: @Lilith: cough cough
	11:15pm Lilith21: Great question!
	11:15pm Lilith21: Hahaha!! Matt!
	11:15pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: just look at the state troopers,they look like Nazis
	11:16pm All out Scott: William Randolph Hurst is the reason hemp is illegal
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: Clay Pigeon is one to say "jazz cigarettes" :) SOUNDBOARD!!! :D
	11:16pm Jim S.: When I'm that high I can't help from crying my eyes out and weirding everyone out in the room...
	11:16pm ronnie red-nutz: yeaa. me n my cousins work down at the wiener factory and we uh like to drink a case a blue before we go in so... you can imagine the mess we make. @Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!
	11:16pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: @matt gimme what your havin! or what yngs havin
	11:16pm Lilith21: HAHAHAHA!!!!
	11:17pm Matt from Springfield: Delbert, I think Willie Nelson just bogart'd it...
	11:17pm Lilith21: Females like the chat room !
	11:18pm Lilith21: Oh man
	11:18pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: hey, lets hear whats happened to Don since he left home!
	11:18pm Matt from Springfield: Shit, has Yng's contact high bled into Don's call or what?! ;)
	11:19pm Matt from Springfield: Wasn't Stephen Colbert the Americone™ Dream one?
	11:19pm david_: good lord why do they name the Ben and Jerry's after the late night shows
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: The Choc-Slammed Dave Chill™ Ice Cream Sandwich
	11:20pm Lilith21: I want a GDDHS Iice cream sandwich
	11:20pm ronnie red-nutz: hotdogs
	11:20pm All out Scott: velvetty sweet jams
	11:21pm david_: Angel Witch Slice
	11:21pm Lilith21: Has to have shredded something !!
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: Coffee ice cream, choco chips, graham or vanilla cookie pieces.
	11:21pm Lilith21: Mocha chip!!! Yummmmm
	11:21pm Jim S.: Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon?
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: Kerr-in from Brooklyn!
	11:22pm Wade: DEZ dropping an ice cream truth bomb!!
	11:22pm Jim S.: Indiana.
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: Good coffee ice cream (like Haagen-Dazs) will do fine, esp. with a low air content.
	11:23pm hidingintrumpsamerica: rushmore!
	11:23pm Wade: Your ice cream could be called "Welcome To The Cone Zone", Dave!
	11:23pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: LUGs
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: Charles and Diana, the Chateau de Chambord in France. Evidently Di's "perfect opportunity to catch up on sleep". Hmmm.... Charles and Camilla, honeymooned at the Nepali buffet on Houghton Mews, then made tea on an electric kettle.
	11:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Dykes and Dancer" Dorm.
	11:27pm Jim S.: Wikipedia. Cheater.
	11:27pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: man in the hole?
	11:28pm Xyrus Blaze: My chain broke coming down the Brooklyn bridge and I crashed into a bunch of citibikies.
	11:28pm ronnie red-nutz: i like this girl. is she available?
	11:28pm Delbert Dumbutt's hairy back!: that's counter prodictuve isnt it?
	11:28pm Marc15: She sounds as if she’s been smoking on Dave’s bongo
	11:28pm Marc15: Bong*
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: bongo = rhythm in smoking
	11:29pm david_: YngBong
	11:30pm Patty: Best contact show ever! Make sure she calls back
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: Dream Weirdness, new double EP by Rusted-Out Water Park.
	11:31pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: that dry water slide reminds me of my ex gf
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: Dave, from before, with jokes. Got it. Holiday Sans an abandoned font.
	11:31pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: HI-OHHHHH!
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: We LOST her!!! And she was about to sing Sinatra! :O
	11:32pm Marc15: Bongo is what Ricky Ricardo played
	11:32pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: I grew up in Sussex County we called it "Traction Park" a schoolmate named Lance died on it. The alpine slide.
	11:32pm Marc15: Kyle’s boyfriend
	11:32pm Matt from Springfield: "Pee is free, but matza will costz ya." Truer words...
	11:34pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: didja stay in the left lane thru jersey, dave?
	11:34pm Lilith21: Again!! Popeye’s is 2 doors down from Guitar Center in Union Square !
	11:34pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: [god damn new yorkers!]
	11:35pm Jim S.: Shitski, Margot Kidder died...
	11:35pm Matt from Springfield: 2017 Ford Fuchsias and the like.
	11:37pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: isnt thast a club near dupont, matt?
	11:37pm Matt from Springfield: RIP Margot. Her life was difficult at times, but I hope she left peacefully.
	11:38pm Matt from Springfield: Which club, "Ford Fuchsia"? All the dirty gay clubs down by the Potomac were pushed out for baseball and soccer stadiums, now you have $15 drinks and $58.94 brunches on Dupont.
	11:40pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: there was a club with a name not unlike man in in the hole over by CQ on 23rd st and P for years when i left in 2006
	11:40pm Fuck Kidder: fuck kidder
	11:40pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: the Manhole??
	11:40pm david_: That extension chord thing is a power move
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: "ManHole", that's plausible!
	11:42pm Matt from Springfield: Not WWJD, DFDYJD: "Da Fuck Did You Just Do?"
	11:42pm Lilith21: Danne!! Man in the hole!
	11:43pm Matt from Springfield: Ow, right in the Festicles™!
	11:44pm david_: I loved Poi Dog in high school
	11:44pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: uncle fester's nuts?
	11:44pm Lilith21: Your basement is dry sounding??
	11:45pm Jim S.: Still bummed about Margo... (sigh).
	11:45pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: frankly i preferred the lesbian bar called The Pussy
	11:46pm Lilith21: You can do it!!!
	11:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Guys, this ain't working! My cans are crackling all over the place! Can you wet some towels or something? Hang them on the walls? Otherwise we're going nowhere, this basement is too dry..."
	11:47pm Lilith21: What?!
	11:47pm Lilith21: Oh! Yes! The bars!
	11:47pm Matt from Springfield: "dry sounding basement" - I went with it, but know not where it took me...
	11:47pm Lilith21: Lit was such a fire hazard!!!
	11:47pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: pretty slimy characters in there , though
	11:48pm Lilith21: Hazard !
	11:48pm Lilith21: HAZZARD!
	11:49pm Lilith21: Better stay on Forever!
	11:49pm Matt from Springfield: Sloooow riiiide...
	11:50pm david_: www.youtube.com...
	11:52pm Lilith21: YngDave is wearing a Foghat!
	11:53pm ronnie red-nutz: talk about a slow ride my ole lady lost a hundred bucks in last nights card game
	11:54pm david_: the fog hat hat hat
	11:54pm moreguinness: I wear a hat everyday...still not bald
	11:55pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: If I was gay I'd love to form a Foghat cover band called Faghat
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: I think those condoms are more likely to create new Foghat fans than preventing them...YES! Post those on your fridge! First time I heard of that, but I dig it!
	11:56pm Lilith21: FOGHAT care package for YngDave !
	11:58pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: i admire Foghat for their subtle song titles " I Just Want to Make Love to You"
	11:58pm Jim S.: Don't forget the Astroglide, sixty-somethings...
	11:58pm Lilith21: Painted Doll would have the prettiest condoms!
	11:59pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: thx dave(s)
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Woooo! Hot times and baked dreams tonight! Thanks Dave, Dez, callers, commenters, stimulants of the mind! Have a good night!
	11:59pm Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: smell ya later!
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: I love YngDave's stoned but careful delivery - well played! JOE PERA! \m/
	12:00am Jim S.: Cheers & Nite-Nite!
	12:00am david_: excellent show tonight, thanks guys!
	12:00am Lilith21: Goodnight guys! Great Show!!!!
	12:00am Delbert Dumbutt's Rainbow: WTF is a fog hat anyway??
	12:00am ronnie red-nutz: stoned on dave hill and dez wine!
	12:00am Dennis D: later

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from May 14, 2018

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