WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from November 13, 2017

Listener comments!
	8:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, Dave! Hi, gang!
	8:57pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: YO!
	9:00pm iandiareii: Might be a good time to break out EODM's "I Got a Feelin (Just Nineteen)" to show that some grown-ass Republicans -- Jesse Hughes, in this case -- still know just about when to say when, even if it's a really close call. Many people secretly wish that Shaina would call in. Of this I am convinced.
	9:00pm Trip (satellite state): Good evening you sultry satanists ;*
	9:01pm daveB from before: line jumpers!!!
	9:01pm Dennis D: hello
	9:01pm daveB from before: Good evening Dez enthusiasts!
	9:01pm Switchblade Batman: What's up sexy singles?
	9:01pm fleep: Not sexy, not single, here anyway.
	9:01pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: Shana is locked in Daves trunk, folks, sorry to bring the news to you.
	9:01pm Wade: Hi, fellow Hill People!!!
	9:01pm JeffHQ: Hank Hilliams.
	9:02pm Wade: Dennis D, how did your show go?
	9:02pm Supermeowy: greetings great Hill people!!
	9:02pm BriJet: Ahoy Hoy!!!!
	9:03pm Switchblade Batman: hey ya fleep, how's the world's best dolphin doing?
	9:03pm Your Ace From Exchange Place: Oh, hello there!
	9:03pm Amy: Hello Angel Witches!
	9:03pm Lilith21: Hi Wade ,Meowy,Brijet !!
	9:03pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: mike myers' lothar of the hill people?
	9:03pm brycepunk1: Woo hoo Dave Hill time! When are you gonna get a surviving member of Dokken in studio?
	9:03pm Lilith21: Hi Dave and Dez!!!!
	9:03pm bobdoesthings: good evening!
	9:04pm Switchblade Batman: hey Meowy
	9:04pm Wade: Hi Lilith21!!!
	9:04pm DEZ: Am I late? Did I miss it?
	9:04pm Dennis D: Wade it was my worst ever, my ex GF showed up bombed and was totally distracting me, yelling out I loce you, you are my boyfriend and wanted me to stories i haven't written and people i was her husband
	9:04pm JeffHQ: Keeping expectations low waiting for the popcorn bag to obliterate the microwave.
	9:04pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: I have soi much work to do but feel like shit -- as usual -- helloooooo, vodka!
	9:04pm Lilith21: YesDez!!!
	9:05pm Ken From Hyde Park: Are they saying "Angel Witch"? I can't make out the lyrics.
	9:05pm Wade: Oh shit, Dennis! I'm sorry to hear that!
	9:05pm fleep: Switchblade, a lot better than Dennis' gig.
	9:05pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: is elber from the tuesday show singing on angel withch?
	9:05pm Xyrus Blaze: I've never heard this song before! So goooooood.
	9:05pm glenn: notice how ken never schedules routine maintenance monday nights at 9:00?
	9:05pm Danne D: Whoa Angel Witch!
	9:06pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: cripes, will dave ever post the ltyrics to angel withc?
	9:06pm DEZ: Dennis, that is horrible!Sounds like a story waiting to be written tho!
	9:06pm Dennis D: plus 9i wanted to do new stuff and she totally fucked that up too, I haven't dated her in 10 years but tried to stay friendly with her, well thats over
	9:06pm Dennis D: i could write a book on her alcholicism
	9:07pm Wade: Oh man, that's a drag. Do you have any other shows lined up?
	9:07pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: @meowy -- does vodka make excel solutions easier to come by?
	9:07pm Switchblade Batman: ooh @Dennis, that sucks man
	9:07pm Xyrus Blaze: *Howdy yall!
	9:08pm glenn: is this the faith no more polka?
	9:08pm Dennis D: yes a short one next Sunday, was tempted to give up on the writing but decided i can't let her screw me up.
	9:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: RIP Chuck Mosely
	9:08pm JeffHQ: Music Hall of Hilliamsburg.
	9:08pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @ glenn -- lol
	9:08pm bobdoesthings: is this a deleted scene of Daniel Day Lewis as Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York?
	9:08pm DEZ: Lillith, Wade, Fleep, danne, ken!!! Everyone is here!
	9:09pm Moreguinness: hi everyone.
	9:09pm Dennis D: i might be doing new years eve with Television
	9:09pm Supermeowy: Delbert McD -- all the reliable studies say Excel is better with a strong infusion of vodka.
	9:09pm DEZ: it's like the goddamn magic mirror in this piece!
	9:09pm Wade: No, don't let people bring you down. You're way too talented to give up!!!
	9:09pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: [headbangin]
	9:09pm Rickwaukee: How come nobody makes batshit silly movies like The Jerk anymore?
	9:09pm Dennis D: thats Wade i appreciate that
	9:09pm Lilith21: Helllo Dez!!!
	9:10pm Switchblade Batman: Hey @Dez, how's things?
	9:10pm Ms. Sim: Sup all!
	9:10pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy -- i believed so but the results next day proved otherwise
	9:10pm Lilith21: Hello MoreGuinness!
	9:10pm DaveHill: Hey, folks!
	9:10pm Ms. Sim: I've got a MD appointment tomorrow, so I can't get loaded tonight. Ailments just won't be the same!
	9:11pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: hey dave! i'm not drunk yet! yay!
	9:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hey, Dez! Is it loud in the studio tonight?
	9:11pm Dennis D: hope everyone one had abetter Sunday than me. :)
	9:11pm Rickwaukee: Hello, David
	9:11pm Lilith21: Hello Mr.Hill!!
	9:11pm Switchblade Batman: Hey @Davehill, how's things?
	9:12pm LightninBluEyes: Hullo everyone
	9:12pm Danne D: wow Dennis that is cool :) and keep it going :)
	9:12pm Foghorn Leghorn: Knicks dong damage Dez....
	9:12pm Danne D: LBE :D
	9:12pm Chad from the bus in Oregon: if only They Might Be Giants had released They Might Be Giants on They Might Be Giants.
	9:12pm Foghorn Leghorn: Doing...but dong kind of works
	9:12pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @dennis D -- no, why, are we soon to have the whole show staff on house arrest and broadcasting from daves lower east side 100sq ft loft?
	9:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: What's going on in the Cement GIF? A demonstration of a new sponge-based asphalt material?
	9:12pm Danne D: whoa there Foghorn!
	9:13pm Dennis D: itsd weird when someone that someone who supposedly loves you fucks up a gig :)
	9:13pm fleep: Saw the YEZ DEZ PEZ on Twitter, just insane. Hey, DEZ
	9:13pm fleep: Ken, it's porous asphalt that can stop flooding in certain climates.
	9:13pm Amy Adams: Hey everybody, I'm tuned in and listening in Indiana.
	9:13pm Wade: Hey Dave!!! How's it hangin'?
	9:14pm DEZ: i was actually listening to the knick game on the way in, foghorn. this team could be for real!
	9:14pm Dennis D: but i'll shut up now, the audience actually though i was good and won some fans
	9:14pm JeffHQ: Living fast casual like its haute cuisine, and vice versa.
	9:14pm DEZ: fleep, that dragon is SICK!!! I am blown away by it
	9:15pm Lilith21: Ohhhh.. this is a lovely one Dave
	9:15pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: did someone electrify your guitar strings, dennis? it happens.
	9:15pm Wade: Joe stair is a Monster!!!
	9:15pm DaveHill: Hey, Wade! What is the big announcement?
	9:15pm Wade: *Tait
	9:15pm devlawn: this song is chill af
	9:15pm Dennis D: i don't play bass at my gigs just tell stories
	9:15pm bobdoesthings: anyone go to any of the NY Comedy fest shows this week?
	9:16pm Dennis D: the only comedy gigs i go to are with Dave Hill!
	9:16pm Old Dave: Hey, Dave- Your books still featured at my Little Free Library 14 W Main in beautiful Elverson PA. WHY have no local persons not taken them and danced off with giddy feelings of glee? It's going on 6 months now. I think there's a conspiracy against us over here...
	9:16pm KidProJoe: Great Chuck set!
	9:16pm Lilith21: Yesssssss!!!!!! Old school!!!!
	9:17pm Rich in NC: Evening all!
	9:17pm Lilith21: Such another shame damnit ..
	9:19pm grateful: this was cool to tune into and hear playing. thank you
	9:19pm DEZ: this idiot with the chair tho!!!!
	9:19pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: is this FNM? OMG they had no shame. we care a lot. ha
	9:19pm Wade: There's no announcement, I was just trying to build some hype! #Marketing101
	9:20pm Dennis D: e to see the chair manwish i was there to see the chair man live :)
	9:20pm JeffHQ: Skate No More.
	9:20pm Elle Tor's Husband: RIP Chuck Moseley
	9:20pm Switchblade Batman: Oh Dez, Thor is good if you haven't watched yet.
	9:21pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I;m tryin to not care a lot about this damned spreadsheet!
	9:21pm T D B: This dude is funny. Killer show. Most of the "funny" guy shows on wfmu are seriously not funny, but this dude is a pro.
	9:21pm JeffHQ: Chuck 4ever.
	9:22pm Wade: Did Chuck live in Cleveland?
	9:22pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Word.
	9:22pm Dennis D: how did Chuck pass away??
	9:22pm JeffHQ: Parkour is a growth industry.
	9:22pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Crack deal?
	9:23pm Trip (satellite state): Pretty hardcore
	9:23pm Wade: I think it was an overdose, his family announced.
	9:23pm bobdoesthings: YES! Jim Tews is great!
	9:23pm Moreguinness: how are you all doing tonight?
	9:23pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Dave hates me.
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Church Night vs. Undone Sweater Deathmatch
	9:24pm Dennis D: Wade i guess i should have known it was drugs, bummer
	9:24pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I had cockles but the doc forze them off with nitrogen
	9:25pm Dennis D: the heart has muscles for sure
	9:25pm VoteNader: yes sir
	9:25pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: which is a shame bc i wasa big hit w the ladies
	9:26pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I voted Nader in 2000. It's all my fault.
	9:26pm Dennis D: NICE Dave
	9:27pm chad from oregon: As the bus let me off, there was a goddamn banana peel on the ground... just waiting to be stepped on.
	9:28pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: does the dump button have a funny image on it? well, it ought to.
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Horatio?
	9:29pm Rickwaukee: Oy vey, Dave doesn't remember saying Greg Brady
	9:29pm Amy Adams: Cockles are only 79 calories a piece
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I told ya, Dave you should hire me.
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: i'm an ideas-man. hence the handle ^
	9:30pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: cant shove him back in
	9:30pm bobdoesthings: has anyone ever actually slipped on a banana peel? I feel like that's a concoction of the meat industry to strike fear into anyone considering eating fruit..
	9:30pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: your fiance has an awesome name, no reason.
	9:31pm Matt from Springfield: A loving home of sweet poop.. HI Dave and Hillarians!
	9:31pm VoteNader: drinking at home is cheaper. And no one judges you when you pass out and piss yourself
	9:31pm DEZ: hey, matt!
	9:31pm Matt from Springfield: Dogs following on Instagram?! That's BANANAS!
	9:32pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I fear genetic engineering, when they mix a dog with the rare rhode island bearded clam.
	9:32pm glenn: i have in fact stepped on a banana peel. they are very slippery indeed.
	9:32pm Trip (satellite state): @bob youtu.be...
	9:33pm spacecowboy: im torn karen valentine is on laugh in
	9:33pm chad from oregon: It looked like a fresh banana peel too.
	9:33pm Foghorn Leghorn: Long distance dedication....
	9:33pm spacecowboy: whos funnier dave or karen valentine?
	9:33pm Slick Goldtooth: I won't lie my head went straight for the kind of slur term of coolie and was confused why someone would name their dog as such.
	9:34pm Matt from Springfield: @glenn: Supposedly there was a "moral panic" about leaving dangerous decomposing peels on the ground in the late 19th century. It inspired the slapstick bit because of the existing media against leaving peels on the ground.
	9:34pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy - the vodka is not helping the excel, now i'm stumped, confuzed, AND on the way to being drunk.
	9:35pm bobdoesthings: @trip - HAHAHAHA that is amazing
	9:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Brendan sounds like a righteous dude.
	9:35pm JeffHQ: Hi all. Got any Halloween candy left for me?
	9:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: sexy name
	9:36pm Foghorn Leghorn: She has the laugh of a mom with a sleepYng baby
	9:36pm glenn: coolie's probably better than most of the islanders, except maybe tavares.
	9:36pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: my last gf always spoke of milking the goat. she was wacky.
	9:37pm Rickwaukee: The was an excellent goat face plant on AFV last night
	9:37pm Matt from Springfield: Licen(c)e to Goat
	9:37pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: creepy eyes, they have, dave
	9:38pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: plus, they esplode if they eat too much, i aint lyin!
	9:38pm Amy: “I tried to get a goat once in Cleveland” Ha ha!!
	9:39pm daveB from before: holy shit! that chair gif!!!! (playYng ketchup)
	9:39pm spacecowboy: a young man and and his goat sittin around in Cleveland
	9:40pm Lilith21: Living the dream
	9:40pm Rickwaukee: Who's calling?
	9:41pm Trip (satellite state): That was rad.
	9:41pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I heard YngDave play, am i in heaven?
	9:41pm P-90: I've never seen a Danzig onesie. This show always makes me feel like I've been missing out on something...
	9:41pm Dennis D: who\s calling?
	9:41pm Matt from Springfield: BrYde of Bensonhurst - Righteous riff.
	9:41pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: sounds like gay porn!
	9:41pm Lilith21: Yngs getting married! YAY!!
	9:42pm Xyrus Blaze: Is the pit on Bowery?
	9:42pm bobdoesthings: People's Improv Theater (the PIT) .. duhhhh
	9:42pm Xyrus Blaze: O
	9:42pm Wade: The world is asking, is there a date for the art show?
	9:42pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: "Mike was the Pride of Bensonhurst, which made his dates a little apprehensive"
	9:43pm spacecowboy: yng dave is edgy!
	9:43pm Lilith21: Bad driver?!! The one thing Dave doesn’t Master
	9:44pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: its called leprosy, D
	9:45pm Supermeowy: Delbert --- keep trying. I think you have to pour the vodka directly on the keyboard.
	9:45pm Lilith21: Pityriarisis??
	9:46pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meow-moew -- hmm i think i need to add vodka to the formulas: If(a2="feel like shit", "more vodka", "more vodka")
	9:46pm bobdoesthings: Wycoff when you can sneeze!? (local dumb joke)
	9:48pm Slick Goldtooth: I hear Danny Tamberelli's from Wykoff and used to work at a bagel joint there
	9:48pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: "you were swerving" OINK!
	9:48pm Matt from Springfield: Well, seems your tail lights are out... SMASH!
	9:48pm Rickwaukee: "I didn't want to keep my toes"
	9:49pm Slick Goldtooth: I missed these types of calls
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: And now you are once again freed of material considerations with that job gone--no more ball-and-chain holding ya down! (sips martini)
	9:50pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: there's poetic justice to being down and out and sleeping in wally world parking lots. [the org who's is best screwing perhaps the largest # of american workers and businesses]
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: @Rick: There's just too many of them, y'know?
	9:50pm Amy: @bobdoesthings Ha Ha!
	9:50pm Xyrus Blaze: ACAB
	9:51pm Dennis D: this cop had it in for him
	9:51pm Foghorn Leghorn: Tell the caller the show is only 3 hours
	9:51pm Trip (satellite state): @fog LOL sick burn
	9:52pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh fuck yes, that fucking rulesssss
	9:53pm Lyndhurst PD: anybody with an ounce of common sense knows not to flick the cigarette out the window of the car you're currently pulled over in.
	9:53pm Tommy in Neversink: If you're being chewed out by your boss for being hours late.....saying I'm not in the mood for this may not be your best move
	9:53pm Dennis D: yikes
	9:53pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: here's a tip from experience: I was once pulled over decades ago, i was tipsy, i casually mentioend i was tryin to get in the air force, they let me go home. hit a school bus and ran over 2 old folks in a crosswalk but all was well.
	9:54pm Rickwaukee: See, if both parties had had guns, no worries
	9:54pm Xyrus Blaze: I like this dude. Has he met James Taylor Johnson (was that the writers name?)? Get them on the phone at the same time.
	9:54pm Slick Goldtooth: myemployertakingaleak.tumblr.com for those keeping score at home
	9:54pm Trip (satellite state): @LPD I don't miss those rides in the back of your damn dirty patrol cars
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: fist-bump stock, Rick.
	9:55pm Danne D: shocked this employment arrangement didn't work out
	9:55pm bobdoesthings: myemployertakingaleak.tumblr.com
	9:55pm Dennis D: jail is next
	9:55pm Lyndhurst PD: @trip stay outta Lyndhurst. ain't Jersey city man.
	9:56pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: how are his Excel skillz?
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: also I think Tara Reid was from Wycoff ...
	9:56pm Trip (satellite state): @LPD I live here man ain't got no choice
	9:57pm Lilith21: Stella and Dot has a wharehouse
	9:58pm Amy Adams: Three hots and a cot in that mans future. He'll be peeing out in the open because karma is a beast.
	9:58pm Lilith21: ?????!!!!!
	9:58pm Tommy in Neversink: OMG this guy is an idiot
	9:58pm DEZ: three hots and a cot is my 4th favorite expression
	9:59pm Dennis D: Moore seems like a scumbag
	9:59pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: yeah, sounds good til you actually stop and think, when all the accusers have the similar description of the crime, M.O. if you will. a-DOYYYYYY
	9:59pm Slick Goldtooth: @Dez, you pumped for Star Wars?
	9:59pm cbk: Hey folks, just got in from the bourbon/beer store.
	9:59pm Lilith21: What???!!!!
	9:59pm Amy Adams: You rock Dez
	10:00pm Rickwaukee: What is this, the Twitter?
	10:00pm Lolly: Yo, mofo: #PTSD
	10:00pm Rory: What does a Witches Taint smell like?
	10:00pm Tommy in Neversink: First off , it's impossible to have a statue of limitations on people disclosing these things....there is a statute of limitations on ability to prosecute
	10:01pm Ms. Sim: Jeez, that guy.
	10:01pm Lilith21: Time to hang up
	10:01pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: America has a dumb-problem.
	10:01pm Dennis D: should of been on his erection not his election?
	10:02pm Amy Adams: I was in a movie once. It's called Which Taint.
	10:02pm Supermeowy: well-done, Dave.
	10:02pm JeffHQ: Licensed to Till.
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: Comedian/car accident victim is a good QV for L.A. comics. Comedian/smashed by bike on street is more of a NYC qualification.
	10:02pm bobdoesthings: YAY Jim Tews!!
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: Which Taint?
	10:03pm Dennis D: i'm thinking of doing a podcast
	10:03pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Taint nuthin but a thang
	10:03pm VoteNader: you and half the internet pal
	10:03pm BriJet: Hi
	10:03pm Matt from Springfield: Whoa, bringin' some Goddamn Sinner's Crossroads into the show w/ Good Sister Rosetta!
	10:04pm Dennis D: yeah but mine will be good pal
	10:04pm spacecowboy: wait i stood up took off my headphones .came back. and Dave is doin gospel --- not that i dont love it
	10:04pm Amy Adams: Which Taint, a play on words. I've been up for 36 hours. I'm slap happy.
	10:04pm Rory: The Queen is singing.
	10:04pm spacecowboy: bout time dave brought some churchin up in here
	10:05pm spacecowboy: what you boys need is some churchin -- blues brothers?
	10:05pm herb.nyc: Just watched WEINER docu dvd, before the show. The guy never had sex outside of his marriage, or was menacing w women, but he sure f'ed up.
	10:06pm DEZ: that weiner doc is painful to watch, herb
	10:06pm Dennis D: 15 will gtet you 20
	10:07pm Erma Gherd: howdy y'all
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: Ahhhh, love that Mike Adams and his honesty on body image.
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: Howdy Erma!
	10:07pm Dennis D: hi erma
	10:07pm cbk: Hey Erma
	10:07pm JeffHQ: ‘Bout to go hit the CVS across the street for a bag of Kit Kats and a keg of lighter fluid.
	10:07pm Amy: Wait! Is this a remake of a Mary Chapin Carpenter song??
	10:07pm DEZ: erma!
	10:07pm Erma Gherd: Hey Matty and Dennis and cbk!
	10:08pm Ms. Sim: Hi Erma!
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: Howdy also to BriJet and all other newcomers! Uggh, why are people WANTING to watch the Weiner?!
	10:08pm bobdoesthings: Hey @ Brij!
	10:08pm Ms. Sim: (omg that exceptionally tender gif!!)
	10:09pm DEZ: @slick, so pumped for star wars. big news last week with Rian johnson, huh?
	10:09pm VoteNader: Amy hurt my feelings
	10:09pm Erma Gherd: top kitty is v. tender too!
	10:09pm Rickwaukee: I hope that puppy gave consent
	10:09pm DEZ: thanks amy! But you're delirious without sleep!
	10:09pm Lilith21: I do!!
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: Likewise Ms. Sim, appropos tender gif, went great with the song!
	10:10pm BriJet: Bob!!!
	10:10pm Amy: Mary Chapin Carpenter
	10:10pm Lolly: STONE COLD JAMS! @Xyrus: I miss James Tate taylor(?) Whozit's calls.
	10:10pm Amy Adams: I have too many jobs
	10:10pm BriJet: Matt fS! Hi
	10:10pm DEZ: @Lolly, you mean Jay Tay Tay?
	10:11pm Lilith21: Lovely!!!!!!!
	10:11pm Dennis D: Lolly i think you are only one that misses James Taylor;s alls. but i'm probably wrong
	10:11pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy -- can i harass you for some excel formulas?
	10:11pm Amy Adams: I'm on the Adderall diet
	10:11pm DEZ: how's it goin, lillith?
	10:11pm Ms. Sim: I do not miss those calls.
	10:12pm moreguinness: Chooch Rules!
	10:12pm Matt from Springfield: @Rick: "Don't you worry 'bout a thing, puppy. We've got each other. We're gonna make it to Hollywood, and you're gonna be a STAR! Believe me, we're gonna strike it rich, just you an' me!"
	10:12pm Lilith21: Much better now Dez!
	10:13pm spacecowboy: @brycepunk- yeahh when is the dokken reunion in the studio gonna happen!
	10:13pm Slick Goldtooth: I forget what the hell show was it where he did the whole routine as Randy, cause I feel like the duping and cult status was a little more impactful that time around. then again I forget if that one DJ was in on it as well
	10:14pm filtheeandie: Hello!
	10:14pm Dennis D: never did adderall, it didn;t seem to be around when i took speed
	10:14pm VoteNader: wass gud
	10:15pm Rickwaukee: @MattFS So the kitten is Paul Snider and the puppy is Dorothy Stratton?
	10:15pm Trip (satellite state): sup andie
	10:15pm Dennis D: standard speed high?
	10:15pm DEZ: you're talking about Andrea Silenzi, slick. why oh why was the name of it
	10:15pm JeffHQ: Tews of the World.
	10:16pm Amy Adams: Adderall works! I'm a nurse and I work 12 hour shifts.
	10:17pm filtheeandie: Hey Trip! How goes it?
	10:17pm spacecowboy: @amy daves tomfoolery is as good an elixir as adderall= takes the edge off
	10:17pm VoteNader: Drug abuse? 3 hots and a cot in your future
	10:17pm Dennis D: damn if i worked 12 hours doing anything music i'd take adderal too
	10:18pm spacecowboy: im out time to sleep
	10:18pm Amy Adams: I also have a radio show on Friday night and Saturday morning. Plus I have a DJ business. Yes, I'm a wedding DJ.
	10:19pm JeffHQ: Breakin’ arms, legs and levels!!!
	10:19pm Trip (satellite state): It's going alright, how bout yourself?
	10:19pm Slick Goldtooth: @dez yez you're right
	10:19pm Lilith21: Great podcast with You guys!!!!
	10:19pm Matt from Springfield: @Rick: That's a darker twist than what I was thinking but yes, that would definitely work.
	10:19pm bobdoesthings: classic GDDHS problems.. hot mics! seems to be okay now though
	10:19pm Amy Adams: I take care of crazy people, so i have to be alert to stay alive.
	10:20pm Dennis D: wedding DJ probably got paid well
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Vox down, drums up!
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Bro BQ
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Bartenders will beat and arrest you for taking their hats!!!
	10:20pm herb.nyc: (DEZ, so many times I wanted to slap Weiner). Yep, Dave told us the story before.
	10:20pm Lilith21: YezDez!!!
	10:21pm Rickwaukee: A bartender's hat is like their scalp
	10:21pm filtheeandie: About the same. Might get into some gin(?)!
	10:21pm Amy Adams: I could use a prison vacation or prison boyfriend. what ever comes first.
	10:22pm Trip (satellite state): I'll cheers to that
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Mazel tov Andrew!
	10:22pm Amy Adams: I make good money DJing. No welfare Christmas this year.
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Amy: You'd think prison vacations would be a better deal, but do you also have to pay for the security? And will Travelocity hide the reviews mentioning sex assault??
	10:22pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I love SF sketchfest! saw dave there, too.
	10:23pm VoteNader: the best poker player i know is a wedding dj
	10:23pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: heat like the like Rev Horton heat?
	10:24pm Lolly: @DennisD: oh! I'm only one. S'okay. A little bit of this, little bit o that...makes show da best.
	10:24pm JeffHQ: I’m gonna start a podcast at 80 about starting comedy.
	10:24pm Amy Adams: Good question Matt. I'll have to research that.
	10:24pm VoteNader: hows your poker game amy?
	10:25pm Rickwaukee: Imagining government beer
	10:25pm filtheeandie: It’s my day off & I had mudslides earlier. It was pretty fantastic.
	10:25pm Amy Adams: I hate card games
	10:25pm Lilith21: Joetait!!!! Yesss!!
	10:25pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, Dez you Lothario!
	10:26pm Lilith21: Amazing!!!
	10:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: Zats, my dear mother called. Did I miss any Yng antics?
	10:26pm VoteNader: Keeping them skills close to your chest. I don't blame you
	10:26pm JeffHQ: Reverend Horton James.
	10:26pm Matt from Springfield: Family fulla "John Wesley"s here myself!!
	10:26pm bobdoesthings: Joe Tait'r tots
	10:26pm Matt from Springfield: @Ken HP: Nothing since his phone-in about an hour ago.
	10:27pm VoteNader: 2 drinks per diagnosis
	10:27pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: the Rev always puts on agreat show. CRB, too. which i;ll miss bc i;m going to see weckl and mike stern on 12/11! yay
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: TTTYES!!! PERFECT Marathon premiums ZOMG!!!1!1!!
	10:28pm Lolly: Yez Dez Pez HAIL SATAN!
	10:28pm herb.nyc: Tell Joe Tait (sp?) of this bathroom graffiti, for when he meets him- James Fernandez, Has big handez.
	10:28pm JeffHQ: Available in darklord chocolate.
	10:30pm Lolly: Farewell forever happy fields, where joy forever lives! I love Satan in PLost
	10:30pm JeffHQ: @Delbert: Yeah, there rolling thru 9:30 Club in DC i think soon...
	10:30pm Lilith21: It needs wings !
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: "I burned down my garage smelting bronze, officer! No really, it wasn't meth, only bronze!"
	10:32pm Rickwaukee: LOL from bronze to Build-A-Bear
	10:35pm JeffHQ: SF Joefest.
	10:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: best ref to Cleveland is in Euro Vacation, im surprised the clevenland chamber of commerce/tourism doesnt promote it: www.youtube.com... YOURE WELCOME
	10:36pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @jeff - i miss the 930 club! social D , so many acts
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: There should be a "body shop" for teeth, sprucing up the bad enamel, overhauling outdated fillings, etc.
	10:38pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @matt - what? you mean taking care of the health of the population?! Communist!
	10:38pm JeffHQ: Post-Traumatic Scar Demander
	10:40pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: sometimes just one. HI-oh!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: "The 'general' welfare includes YOU too, take advantage of it!" --The Opportunist Communist
	10:41pm Rickwaukee: You can be outside of a car. You can be inside of a car. In between is a lot of trouble
	10:41pm Slick Goldtooth: @matt Mexico, man. My girlfriend had some teeth issues when traveling there, for a exam, cleaning, and some poking around and given meds, $70 in Mexico City .
	10:41pm Lilith21: Jim is s trooper!!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: "...just a little brie, yes..."
	10:41pm JeffHQ: Six Million Dollar Tews.
	10:42pm Matt from Springfield: @Slick: $70 cash? Definitely helps to get "work" done while on foreign vacations.
	10:43pm herb.nyc: Ugh, hit and run. Glad Jim is good. I was hit by car aug 2015 but survived foot surgery and got nice 5figure $ettlement in June. (Aside- watch Good Time trailer at Film Forum theater. Tense movie.)
	10:43pm Slick Goldtooth: @matt yep. the process is a little easier if you're quick on the translation apps to look up the more anatomy specific words. and this wasn't some backdoor sketched out place, it was a regular ol dentist's office
	10:43pm Dennis D: I got 6 out of 8 tendons and couldn't play for awhile
	10:44pm Dennis D: cut with a machete
	10:44pm herb.nyc: Ran into a basketball pole? I'll bet it was moving at the time.
	10:44pm Trip (satellite state): How many drinks is that?
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Broke my hand once and had a black cast. Kept the cast and made it a bong. Love Church Night.
	10:44pm wesley e paich: killin it rt now
	10:44pm Slick Goldtooth: I knew it!
	10:45pm Ms. Sim: There's a Youtube doc about "dentist city" in Mexico. Maybe it was Vice? Anyway, it's like, dozens of dental clinics and orthodontists with luxury facilities and English fluency and they cater pretty much exclusively to US dental tourists.
	10:45pm Slick Goldtooth: I had a very strong feeling we'd have Donzig
	10:45pm Dennis D: bad don imo
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: "Hunan Beach"? Oy, drifting towards Asia with the other callers.
	10:45pm Lilith21: DONGZIG!!
	10:45pm Xyrus Blaze: Imposter Don
	10:45pm Xyrus Blaze: *Bad imposter
	10:46pm JeffHQ: Metacarpal moo shu toke.
	10:46pm Marc15: A very drunk Don From Union Beach
	10:46pm Dennis D: least we get to hear ramble on, but his imitation sucks
	10:46pm Rickwaukee: Can skip my methadone now
	10:47pm grtyvr: now that was as segue
	10:47pm JeffHQ: Anyone Instagramming live this?
	10:47pm jackson: i've broken my nose 5 times, skull on right side above and below eye (also by playing baseball), 2 ribs, all toes, all fingers, each thumb twice, left pinky toe x3, right wrist twice, left once, tailbone once, right kneecap, and left metatarsals. not all at the same time. my mom only wished i'd do something like play the piano. that didn't happen
	10:47pm JeffHQ: Hell YEAH!!!
	10:47pm Lilith21: Dong!! FromHunanBeach!
	10:47pm Rickwaukee: Bammer?
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: CHURCH NIGHT!! \m/ These people are cool! I've met them after a DH show.
	10:48pm Lilith21: Whaaaaaaat???
	10:48pm grtyvr: priceless!
	10:48pm JeffHQ: I say shots, you say TOTS!!! @&$?!!!
	10:48pm Lilith21: Dezzz!!!
	10:49pm Slick Goldtooth: anyone ever hear of that evangelical megachurch cult that exists in Brooklyn and is like "hipster church" but it's like a scam , patch.com...
	10:50pm mork: Don't blame me, I voted for Deez Nuts
	10:50pm JeffHQ: Randy must be keeping the getaway moped running.
	10:50pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: HI-OH!
	10:52pm Lilith21: I’m jealous of Dave’s napping skills
	10:52pm Rickwaukee: Best thing is them copper gloves - they really work!
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: FAIL! First the pumpkin-spice Oreos and now this!?!
	10:53pm JeffHQ: Jim and the Church Night revival cookiepalooza
	10:53pm Lilith21: Sound awful!
	10:53pm JeffHQ: Olestra Oreos
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: OTOH, this is quite the honor Danne! The esteemed Church Night troupe is knocking your Oreos! ;)
	10:54pm Rickwaukee: Got some white Pumpkin Pie M&Ms marked down and I have a hard time putting the bag down
	10:54pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: any excel experts: I've got 2,000+ album titles in this format "artist [and] title" and i'm using this formula "=LEFT( G2, FIND( "\|", SUBSTITUTE( G2, " ", "\|", 2 ) ) - 1 )" to isolate those album+titles where the 1st 2 words are the artist[only] but now I need to then parse those artist-album strings into artist AND album into seperate columns
	10:55pm medson: The Oreo is based on the Hydrox
	10:55pm Wade: Dong from Hunan Beach!!!
	10:55pm JeffHQ: ASMR flight plan to the heavens!!!
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: Is Dave still talking about ASMR videos? I've tried those, since I love zone-outs, but I'm too distracted by the lip-smacking sounds. The talking is so quiet you just end up hearing a bunch of lips making contact.
	10:55pm Ms. Sim: Jimmy's phone is perpetually blowing up. It is never not on fire.
	10:55pm bobdoesthings: JIMMY!!!
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Jimmy and the road to dismal doom
	10:56pm Jim S.: Sing A Song Jimmy!
	10:56pm Lilith21: What’s wrong?!!
	10:56pm Matt from Springfield: Sorry to hear Jimmy! Your fans here are pulling for you.
	10:57pm JeffHQ: Im gonna need an aspartame enema.
	10:57pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I'm sorry, to me, that sounds sounds like a roque dildo loose in his trousers
	10:58pm Sassypants: Well, I'll be a sweet monkey's buttocks!
	10:58pm Ms. Sim: Damn. How does Jimmy even find his way out of the house every day.
	10:59pm Rickwaukee: Probably Epstein-Barr, a herpes virus
	10:59pm Lilith21: APU??
	10:59pm Matt from Springfield: Are our comments the "notifications"??! I didn't think the app would count each one of these as notifications..
	11:00pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: "Pleased to be telling me, vair is dee nearest 7-11?" - Mandy Fairway
	11:00pm Slick Goldtooth: Suck it This American Life and Radio Lab, your stock ambient sound effects ain't got shit on this.
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Kathy blesses Jimmy and Jim.
	11:00pm Lilith21: You’re getting it taken care of Jimmy !!
	11:00pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: The early Apu's lines used to talk like that, his English became more normal as the character was featured more.
	11:01pm Supermeowy: Delbert keep up the good work!! you're on the right track!
	11:01pm Trip (satellite state): Have jimmy do the station id <3
	11:01pm Lolly: I agree w/Jimmy's theory, tho: Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolf would've lived and written so much more if they'd had SSRIs. Tell him, Jimmy, hang in there!!! Xxxxxxx
	11:01pm Amy Adams: You're not suppose to drink while on anti-anxiety drugs.
	11:01pm Dennis D: Damn Jimmy how do you for all them drugs?
	11:01pm Danne D: Jimmy has people buzzing!
	11:01pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @matt - I'm old. ha
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: HELLZ YEAH Slick! They wouldn't even attempt this volley of sounds! :)
	11:02pm Rickwaukee: Jimmy is going to miss Corden
	11:02pm Switchblade Batman: You're not supposed to call in a radio station when you're getting carted into the nut house either. That's our Jimmy though
	11:02pm Dennis D: those drugs cost alot
	11:02pm dez: yez, lillith!
	11:02pm Lilith21: We love you Jimmy!!
	11:02pm bobdoesthings: omg..
	11:02pm Ms. Sim: Jimmy! Belt one out in the ER!
	11:02pm Sassypants: Yeah Jimmy Yeah!!!
	11:03pm JeffHQ: Save Jimmy!!! Save the clocktower!!!
	11:03pm bobdoesthings: <3 jimmy
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: That nurse is a saint, Switchblade. She knows NOTHING stops a good Dave Hill show!!! And Jimmy is lost into the abyss...
	11:03pm Dennis D: sounds weird with that beeping.
	11:03pm Amy Adams: He needs Walmarts $4 plan.
	11:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Very nice. I remember the Chris M. New Year's Eve show a couple years ago where he did three hours of "Bye Bye, Blackbird" covers
	11:04pm Lolly: Wait to see if he gets admitted.
	11:04pm JeffHQ: Someone say edibles???
	11:04pm Dennis D: send more drugs
	11:04pm filtheeandie: Has Yng called?!
	11:04pm Switchblade Batman: True @Matt, but seriously hope you're gonna be ok Jimmy if you're reading this somehow.
	11:05pm Lilith21: Absolutely !!
	11:05pm Rickwaukee: Start a Build-A-Bear for Jimmy
	11:06pm Rickwaukee: Temp, feh - what's the Feels-like?
	11:06pm Lolly: I LOVE NILS! I think he calls his garage his "office," where he catches a break, fam in the house.
	11:06pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: thx meowy, i hate doing things manually. but sometiems devising a formula is more work than doing things manually.
	11:06pm JeffHQ: Reverend Bidet Heat and the Tewsday Temperature Tent.
	11:07pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: YUP, dave!
	11:07pm Slick Goldtooth: 26 F degrees hosers
	11:07pm cbk: 24% f
	11:08pm Matt from Springfield: What're ya gonna do, Dave? CHANGE?!?!!
	11:08pm bobdoesthings: new zealand?
	11:08pm JeffHQ: Lolol
	11:08pm Danne D: YngDave is a once and future caller tonight
	11:08pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: w'ere the only dumbasses i nthe eworld still using crap fractions like 3/16's. the UK doesnt even use that crap!
	11:09pm Ms. Sim: This is indeed a positive, loving show tonight. I think it has to do with the tender gif.
	11:09pm JeffHQ: HFist-ival
	11:09pm Eric Hat: I think we originally started doing stuff like miles and Fahrenheit as a middle finger to Britannia. No?
	11:09pm Jim S.: ...I want to hear him say 'about', to certify his Canadianess.
	11:09pm Slick Goldtooth: Thing that I never understood was how UK uses MPH for highway speeds
	11:10pm Eric Hat: American tough guy competitive horseshit.
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Gas
	11:10pm filtheeandie: @Danne D, what did you put in those Oreos??
	11:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Stoli", totali.
	11:10pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy - well this manual excel crap is so brainless i think greenery is in order!
	11:10pm cbk: When I set the string height on my guitar It's 4/64ths
	11:11pm Eric Hat: Is that right Slick?
	11:11pm Rickwaukee: What is this, the FacePlace?
	11:11pm Slick Goldtooth: @eric yep
	11:11pm Amy Adams: When will the offering plate get passed around?
	11:11pm JeffHQ: Vodka veritable victory.
	11:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: "America First" seems to be the formula for winding up last. We are going backwards at an increasingly rapid pace.
	11:12pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: me, too, sans exercise!
	11:12pm Sassypants: the boy needs some reefer
	11:12pm JeffHQ: I can feel the heat from the studio all the way down I95...
	11:12pm Lilith21: The only way to work out properly
	11:12pm Eric Hat: @Slick...that is odd.
	11:12pm Slick Goldtooth: Putin's America baby, we all fall down
	11:13pm Eric Hat: Yeah Ken!
	11:13pm Rickwaukee: Fast-urbate
	11:13pm Switchblade Batman: I'm celibate now, I'm only SAYING it's spiritual though.
	11:13pm Eric Hat: We need to ‘get right w god’! Lol
	11:13pm JeffHQ: Flight control runway niner.
	11:13pm Lilith21: Everstuff!
	11:14pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: fuck yeah santa cruz!
	11:14pm Matt from Springfield: Perennials! Can't keep a good mint down! Or bad kudzu for that matter.
	11:14pm JeffHQ: HOT HOT HOT
	11:14pm Eric Hat: Hahahaha! Deep Dave Hill!
	11:14pm filtheeandie: “We’re all dying” is my new mantra, thanks!
	11:15pm cbk: I'v been celibate for the last 2 hrs.
	11:15pm Sassypants: we gotta get these two in with hearty whites!
	11:15pm Xyrus Blaze: st augustine is trash.
	11:15pm Xyrus Blaze: The city, not the saint.
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: St. Augustine reformed his decadent ways of the past (in Daytona Beach), and formed his own, cleaner city up the Florida coast.
	11:16pm Amy Adams: I'm reaching for the mood lube now.
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Monster Magnet and Painted Doll 3/29?
	11:16pm cbk: I dreamed I saw St. Augustine.
	11:17pm Slick Goldtooth: @xyrus ehhhh Augustine of Hippo is kind of shite. Took a higher level pol sci course on theory , class started with 15 we were down to 6 by the end of it
	11:17pm Xyrus Blaze: @cbk The city or the saint?
	11:17pm Lilith21: Hell Yes JeffHQ!!:)
	11:18pm Xyrus Blaze: @slick The city or the saint?
	11:18pm cbk: The saint .... It's a Bob Dylan song.
	11:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: He really attacks those guitar strYngs.
	11:19pm JeffHQ: Yng and roll.
	11:19pm Xyrus Blaze: o oops
	11:19pm JimmyfromKearny: Thank you for all the well-wishes...Love you all...not drinking or gambling...
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Archangels sing gloriously.\m/
	11:20pm Ms. Sim: JIMMY! Get well soon. Sending love.
	11:20pm Lilith21: Be well Jimmy!!
	11:21pm Jim S.: ...boning up on St. Augustine on Wikipedia.
	11:21pm Rickwaukee: In the spirit of the show, I had very bad constipation last week.
	11:21pm cbk: Jimmy... The Saint of Kearny
	11:21pm filtheeandie: Jimmy!!! You’re doing great!
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: ♥♥♥ to Jimmy!
	11:22pm JeffHQ: Dave’s goddamn paint, juice and ointment bar.
	11:23pm Rickwaukee: And I had a cold. I also had to lance a boil on my thigh. Last night my right eye got all blurry.
	11:23pm JeffHQ: Lolololol
	11:23pm cbk: I'll have a paint, juice and ointment and a double bourbon chaser.
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: Prostratin' + Prostatin', 2nite on GDDHS
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: @cbk: Well ain't that a fly in the double bourbon chaser!
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: Good, good, good, GOOD VIBRATIONS sent to the Pride O' Kearny!
	11:25pm cbk: He's doing the backstroke .... The fly that is.
	11:25pm DJ E: what's the difference between stone cold jams and flaming hot jams?
	11:25pm Amy Adams: All of this prostrate talk is getting me hot and bothered.
	11:27pm Switchblade Batman: Yng does know how to flood the basements @Amy
	11:27pm Trip (satellite state): @dje sweet and savory
	11:27pm Amy Adams: hahaha
	11:28pm Eric Hat: @Amy, keep the mood stuff handy reckon? Haha
	11:29pm Amy Adams: Eric, I never leave home without it.
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: Dragonfly ROCKS!
	11:30pm bobdoesthings: does anyone else get the glitch when you refresh the stream and it glitches between playing the first few seconds of the show and bounces back and forth to what is currently playing? I had to switch to the alt streams .. so weird when it happens..
	11:31pm Eric Hat: Ah, wasn’t aware yr out and about...
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: 4th Exhilirating Year, heading into the 5th!!! \m/
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: "Rev. Bidet" = AOK
	11:33pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @bob -- nope i use VLC.
	11:34pm Amy Adams: Remember I've been up 36 hours. I'm not responsible for my comments...
	11:34pm Wade: Hey guys, I'm back. I was just giving myself a really thorough prostate exam.
	11:35pm Matt from Springfield: @Wade: Did you pass? Are you going to the prostate finals?
	11:35pm JeffHQ: @Matt: FYI, Church Night at Black Cat in DC 11/25!!!
	11:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: how do they do prostate exams these days, still up the pooper? i'm due, i'm 47. right? ive beento halifax in 1977. new scotland!
	11:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: me too dave
	11:36pm Amy Adams: Do they live in a van with milk crates?
	11:36pm bobdoesthings: @delbert - how do you put it into VLC?
	11:36pm Wade: I'll probably take a retest in 10-20 minutes, Matt.
	11:36pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @bob -- well, i find a lot of barry white works wonders
	11:38pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: i like ferries. i call them poor-man's cruises. i heart cape may ferry
	11:39pm JeffHQ: I feel like Beelzebub is about to break thru the studio wall like Kool Aid Man...
	11:39pm Switchblade Batman: ventilation system
	11:41pm Slick Goldtooth: www.reznorhvac.com...
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Aw damn! T-giving weekend, I'll be away :(
	11:41pm ! I X Key !: Those Reznor ventilation things are how Trent Reznor was already rich before he started doing Nine Inch Nails, so he could afford all the equipment to do Nine Inch Nails
	11:42pm Ms. Sim: A quick google for Reznor machinery seems to indicate it's a forced air heating system.
	11:42pm cbk: ( )x( ) ventilation system
	11:42pm ! I X Key !: Those are from his family
	11:42pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: maiden!
	11:43pm JeffHQ: Any truckers call in from the 76 station?
	11:44pm Danne D: Howzit sound? :)
	11:45pm Slick Goldtooth: Wait am I a rube or too tired to function, the ventilation company is unrelated to Trent or?
	11:45pm Matt from Springfield: FAB, Danne! :D
	11:45pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh nevermind, he's like distantly related.
	11:45pm DaveHill: Trent's grandfather started the heater company I believe.
	11:46pm Ms. Sim: I dig this tune! Reminds me of Lowe/Costello stuff.
	11:47pm cbk: G C G Em and D
	11:47pm JeffHQ: Naomi?
	11:48pm Amy Adams: My husband is home. He's been out of town. Goodnight and peace out. Great show as usual Dave Hill.
	11:49pm Switchblade Batman: I heard that too Dave Hill, I went to high school in PA, and it was one of the big rumors going around that people went to his house in mercerville (or something like that) for parties.
	11:49pm bobdoesthings: "swing low sweet chariot" i just burst out laughing.. hahaha..
	11:49pm DaveHill: Thanks, Amy!
	11:49pm cbk: Bye Amy
	11:49pm david_: listen to Sinners' Crossroads, Dave!
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: "Ain't that America - home of the free! Little pink-cool-center steaks, for you and me!"
	11:50pm Slick Goldtooth: Swing Low, Sweet Cadillac is a banger
	11:50pm cbk: Sinners Crossroads !!!!!
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: David's Matthew Band, Xtian tribute band to DMB.
	11:51pm cbk: Swing Low Sweet Cadillac Diz at best
	11:52pm JeffHQ: I’ll just start snorting Nerds dust now.
	11:52pm Eric Hat: Hahaha. I always imagined Trent stealing the name...but I guess he was actually born into it?
	11:52pm Eric Hat: Truly industrial.
	11:53pm JeffHQ: These Butterfingers arent going to finish themselves.
	11:54pm JeffHQ: Super awesome evening gang. Rock on.
	11:54pm Matt from Springfield: Hot stuff!
	11:54pm cbk: Right on!
	11:55pm cbk: Guitar Center .... Noooo!
	11:57pm JeffHQ: Love all serve all.
	11:58pm Lilith21: Again was a great podcast !! Listened at work today ! So great !!
	11:58pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: thx dave!
	11:58pm Wade: Great show, Dave!!! Thanks!!!
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: thanks all
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Almost time to get outta here already! THANKS Dave, Dez, Danne, Church Night, Jim Tews, Nick Miller, callers and all the gang! Have a great night, everyone!
	11:59pm Trip (satellite state): Killer show tonight guys, goodnight everybody<333
	11:59pm cbk: Nite all Y'all
	12:00am JeffHQ: \mm/
	12:00am Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: no, no, thank YOU Mr Acavano!
	12:01am Erma Gherd: good night everyone.
	12:37am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody!
	3:30pm Mayor Frank Rizzo: I'm sad I missed the insane murder of last night's show @mrdavehill @dez @wfmu It's a soccer chant.
	3:32pm Mayor Frank Rizzo: You Are An Angel Which!
	4:32pm Joey Hill: And I don't think you treated the caller at the 1:00 mark very well. @DEZ
	4:46pm Joey Hill: And Cosmanauts at 1:13? was real good.
	4:58pm Joey Hill: I should go build bird houses.
	5:55am lawrencebailey3w: Ahhhh, love that Mike Adams and his honesty on body image. Howdy Erma! kissmangalist.com

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from November 13, 2017

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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November 13, 2017: Dave is fine really as he welcomes comedian Jim Tews, religious types Church Night DC, and musician Nick Miller to Studio A for good times all the time!

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
Cash Rivers	My Good Friends from Brooklyn	She Laughed I Left	Yuk Yuk Motherfucker	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Unreasonably long show intro...	"Unreasonably long show intro..."			0:00:52 (Pop-up)
Angel Witch	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel Witch"	Angel Witch	Bronze Records	0:03:12 (Pop-up)
Faith No More	As the Worm Turns "As the Worm Turns" by "Faith No More"	We Care a Lot	Koolarrow Records	0:05:28 (Pop-up)
Cement	Pile Driver "Pile Driver" by "Cement"	The Man with the Action Hair	Dutch East India Trading	0:09:30 (Pop-up)
Chuck Mosley and the VuA	Nameless	Will Rap Over Hard Rock for Food	Revenge Image Unlimited	0:13:24 (Pop-up)
Faith No More	We Care a Lot "We Care a Lot" by "Faith No More"	Introduce Yourself	Slash	0:15:24 (Pop-up)
Dave talks on the phone and whatnot.	"Dave talks on the phone and whatnot."			0:40:43 (Pop-up)
Sister Rosetta Tharpe	My Journey to the Sky	Sister Rosetta Tharpe Vol. 3 (1946-1947)	Document Records	1:02:21 (Pop-up)
Mike Adams at His Honest Weight	Tender When I Want to Be	Steals the Hits Off Country Beauties	Flannelgraph Records	1:04:50 (Pop-up)
Alessi's Ark	Cut the Cord "Cut the Cord" by "Alessi's Ark"	Love is the Currency	Yellow Year Records	1:10:39 (Pop-up)
Quicksand	Cosmonauts "Cosmonauts" by "Quicksand"	Interiors	Epitaph	1:12:30 (Pop-up)
Dragonfly	Blue Monday "Blue Monday" by "Dragonfly"	Dragonfly	Dragonfly	2:24:24 (Pop-up)
New Swears	777 "777" by "New Swears"	And the Magic of Horses	Dine Alone Records	2:29:34 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi, Dave! Hi, gang!
	8:57pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: YO!
	9:00pm iandiareii: Might be a good time to break out EODM's "I Got a Feelin (Just Nineteen)" to show that some grown-ass Republicans -- Jesse Hughes, in this case -- still know just about when to say when, even if it's a really close call. Many people secretly wish that Shaina would call in. Of this I am convinced.
	9:00pm Trip (satellite state): Good evening you sultry satanists ;*
	9:01pm daveB from before: line jumpers!!!
	9:01pm Dennis D: hello
	9:01pm daveB from before: Good evening Dez enthusiasts!
	9:01pm Switchblade Batman: What's up sexy singles?
	9:01pm fleep: Not sexy, not single, here anyway.
	9:01pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: Shana is locked in Daves trunk, folks, sorry to bring the news to you.
	9:01pm Wade: Hi, fellow Hill People!!!
	9:01pm JeffHQ: Hank Hilliams.
	9:02pm Wade: Dennis D, how did your show go?
	9:02pm Supermeowy: greetings great Hill people!!
	9:02pm BriJet: Ahoy Hoy!!!!
	9:03pm Switchblade Batman: hey ya fleep, how's the world's best dolphin doing?
	9:03pm Your Ace From Exchange Place: Oh, hello there!
	9:03pm Amy: Hello Angel Witches!
	9:03pm Lilith21: Hi Wade ,Meowy,Brijet !!
	9:03pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: mike myers' lothar of the hill people?
	9:03pm brycepunk1: Woo hoo Dave Hill time! When are you gonna get a surviving member of Dokken in studio?
	9:03pm Lilith21: Hi Dave and Dez!!!!
	9:03pm bobdoesthings: good evening!
	9:04pm Switchblade Batman: hey Meowy
	9:04pm Wade: Hi Lilith21!!!
	9:04pm DEZ: Am I late? Did I miss it?
	9:04pm Dennis D: Wade it was my worst ever, my ex GF showed up bombed and was totally distracting me, yelling out I loce you, you are my boyfriend and wanted me to stories i haven't written and people i was her husband
	9:04pm JeffHQ: Keeping expectations low waiting for the popcorn bag to obliterate the microwave.
	9:04pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: I have soi much work to do but feel like shit -- as usual -- helloooooo, vodka!
	9:04pm Lilith21: YesDez!!!
	9:05pm Ken From Hyde Park: Are they saying "Angel Witch"? I can't make out the lyrics.
	9:05pm Wade: Oh shit, Dennis! I'm sorry to hear that!
	9:05pm fleep: Switchblade, a lot better than Dennis' gig.
	9:05pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: is elber from the tuesday show singing on angel withch?
	9:05pm Xyrus Blaze: I've never heard this song before! So goooooood.
	9:05pm glenn: notice how ken never schedules routine maintenance monday nights at 9:00?
	9:05pm Danne D: Whoa Angel Witch!
	9:06pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: cripes, will dave ever post the ltyrics to angel withc?
	9:06pm DEZ: Dennis, that is horrible!Sounds like a story waiting to be written tho!
	9:06pm Dennis D: plus 9i wanted to do new stuff and she totally fucked that up too, I haven't dated her in 10 years but tried to stay friendly with her, well thats over
	9:06pm Dennis D: i could write a book on her alcholicism
	9:07pm Wade: Oh man, that's a drag. Do you have any other shows lined up?
	9:07pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Stupid Ideas, LLC: @meowy -- does vodka make excel solutions easier to come by?
	9:07pm Switchblade Batman: ooh @Dennis, that sucks man
	9:07pm Xyrus Blaze: *Howdy yall!
	9:08pm glenn: is this the faith no more polka?
	9:08pm Dennis D: yes a short one next Sunday, was tempted to give up on the writing but decided i can't let her screw me up.
	9:08pm Ken From Hyde Park: RIP Chuck Mosely
	9:08pm JeffHQ: Music Hall of Hilliamsburg.
	9:08pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @ glenn -- lol
	9:08pm bobdoesthings: is this a deleted scene of Daniel Day Lewis as Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York?
	9:08pm DEZ: Lillith, Wade, Fleep, danne, ken!!! Everyone is here!
	9:09pm Moreguinness: hi everyone.
	9:09pm Dennis D: i might be doing new years eve with Television
	9:09pm Supermeowy: Delbert McD -- all the reliable studies say Excel is better with a strong infusion of vodka.
	9:09pm DEZ: it's like the goddamn magic mirror in this piece!
	9:09pm Wade: No, don't let people bring you down. You're way too talented to give up!!!
	9:09pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: [headbangin]
	9:09pm Rickwaukee: How come nobody makes batshit silly movies like The Jerk anymore?
	9:09pm Dennis D: thats Wade i appreciate that
	9:09pm Lilith21: Helllo Dez!!!
	9:10pm Switchblade Batman: Hey @Dez, how's things?
	9:10pm Ms. Sim: Sup all!
	9:10pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy -- i believed so but the results next day proved otherwise
	9:10pm Lilith21: Hello MoreGuinness!
	9:10pm DaveHill: Hey, folks!
	9:10pm Ms. Sim: I've got a MD appointment tomorrow, so I can't get loaded tonight. Ailments just won't be the same!
	9:11pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: hey dave! i'm not drunk yet! yay!
	9:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hey, Dez! Is it loud in the studio tonight?
	9:11pm Dennis D: hope everyone one had abetter Sunday than me. :)
	9:11pm Rickwaukee: Hello, David
	9:11pm Lilith21: Hello Mr.Hill!!
	9:11pm Switchblade Batman: Hey @Davehill, how's things?
	9:12pm LightninBluEyes: Hullo everyone
	9:12pm Danne D: wow Dennis that is cool :) and keep it going :)
	9:12pm Foghorn Leghorn: Knicks dong damage Dez....
	9:12pm Danne D: LBE :D
	9:12pm Chad from the bus in Oregon: if only They Might Be Giants had released They Might Be Giants on They Might Be Giants.
	9:12pm Foghorn Leghorn: Doing...but dong kind of works
	9:12pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @dennis D -- no, why, are we soon to have the whole show staff on house arrest and broadcasting from daves lower east side 100sq ft loft?
	9:12pm Ken From Hyde Park: What's going on in the Cement GIF? A demonstration of a new sponge-based asphalt material?
	9:12pm Danne D: whoa there Foghorn!
	9:13pm Dennis D: itsd weird when someone that someone who supposedly loves you fucks up a gig :)
	9:13pm fleep: Saw the YEZ DEZ PEZ on Twitter, just insane. Hey, DEZ
	9:13pm fleep: Ken, it's porous asphalt that can stop flooding in certain climates.
	9:13pm Amy Adams: Hey everybody, I'm tuned in and listening in Indiana.
	9:13pm Wade: Hey Dave!!! How's it hangin'?
	9:14pm DEZ: i was actually listening to the knick game on the way in, foghorn. this team could be for real!
	9:14pm Dennis D: but i'll shut up now, the audience actually though i was good and won some fans
	9:14pm JeffHQ: Living fast casual like its haute cuisine, and vice versa.
	9:14pm DEZ: fleep, that dragon is SICK!!! I am blown away by it
	9:15pm Lilith21: Ohhhh.. this is a lovely one Dave
	9:15pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: did someone electrify your guitar strings, dennis? it happens.
	9:15pm Wade: Joe stair is a Monster!!!
	9:15pm DaveHill: Hey, Wade! What is the big announcement?
	9:15pm Wade: *Tait
	9:15pm devlawn: this song is chill af
	9:15pm Dennis D: i don't play bass at my gigs just tell stories
	9:15pm bobdoesthings: anyone go to any of the NY Comedy fest shows this week?
	9:16pm Dennis D: the only comedy gigs i go to are with Dave Hill!
	9:16pm Old Dave: Hey, Dave- Your books still featured at my Little Free Library 14 W Main in beautiful Elverson PA. WHY have no local persons not taken them and danced off with giddy feelings of glee? It's going on 6 months now. I think there's a conspiracy against us over here...
	9:16pm KidProJoe: Great Chuck set!
	9:16pm Lilith21: Yesssssss!!!!!! Old school!!!!
	9:17pm Rich in NC: Evening all!
	9:17pm Lilith21: Such another shame damnit ..
	9:19pm grateful: this was cool to tune into and hear playing. thank you
	9:19pm DEZ: this idiot with the chair tho!!!!
	9:19pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: is this FNM? OMG they had no shame. we care a lot. ha
	9:19pm Wade: There's no announcement, I was just trying to build some hype! #Marketing101
	9:20pm Dennis D: e to see the chair manwish i was there to see the chair man live :)
	9:20pm JeffHQ: Skate No More.
	9:20pm Elle Tor's Husband: RIP Chuck Moseley
	9:20pm Switchblade Batman: Oh Dez, Thor is good if you haven't watched yet.
	9:21pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I;m tryin to not care a lot about this damned spreadsheet!
	9:21pm T D B: This dude is funny. Killer show. Most of the "funny" guy shows on wfmu are seriously not funny, but this dude is a pro.
	9:21pm JeffHQ: Chuck 4ever.
	9:22pm Wade: Did Chuck live in Cleveland?
	9:22pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Word.
	9:22pm Dennis D: how did Chuck pass away??
	9:22pm JeffHQ: Parkour is a growth industry.
	9:22pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Crack deal?
	9:23pm Trip (satellite state): Pretty hardcore
	9:23pm Wade: I think it was an overdose, his family announced.
	9:23pm bobdoesthings: YES! Jim Tews is great!
	9:23pm Moreguinness: how are you all doing tonight?
	9:23pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Dave hates me.
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Church Night vs. Undone Sweater Deathmatch
	9:24pm Dennis D: Wade i guess i should have known it was drugs, bummer
	9:24pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I had cockles but the doc forze them off with nitrogen
	9:25pm Dennis D: the heart has muscles for sure
	9:25pm VoteNader: yes sir
	9:25pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: which is a shame bc i wasa big hit w the ladies
	9:26pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I voted Nader in 2000. It's all my fault.
	9:26pm Dennis D: NICE Dave
	9:27pm chad from oregon: As the bus let me off, there was a goddamn banana peel on the ground... just waiting to be stepped on.
	9:28pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: does the dump button have a funny image on it? well, it ought to.
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Horatio?
	9:29pm Rickwaukee: Oy vey, Dave doesn't remember saying Greg Brady
	9:29pm Amy Adams: Cockles are only 79 calories a piece
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I told ya, Dave you should hire me.
	9:29pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: i'm an ideas-man. hence the handle ^
	9:30pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: cant shove him back in
	9:30pm bobdoesthings: has anyone ever actually slipped on a banana peel? I feel like that's a concoction of the meat industry to strike fear into anyone considering eating fruit..
	9:30pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: your fiance has an awesome name, no reason.
	9:31pm Matt from Springfield: A loving home of sweet poop.. HI Dave and Hillarians!
	9:31pm VoteNader: drinking at home is cheaper. And no one judges you when you pass out and piss yourself
	9:31pm DEZ: hey, matt!
	9:31pm Matt from Springfield: Dogs following on Instagram?! That's BANANAS!
	9:32pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I fear genetic engineering, when they mix a dog with the rare rhode island bearded clam.
	9:32pm glenn: i have in fact stepped on a banana peel. they are very slippery indeed.
	9:32pm Trip (satellite state): @bob youtu.be...
	9:33pm spacecowboy: im torn karen valentine is on laugh in
	9:33pm chad from oregon: It looked like a fresh banana peel too.
	9:33pm Foghorn Leghorn: Long distance dedication....
	9:33pm spacecowboy: whos funnier dave or karen valentine?
	9:33pm Slick Goldtooth: I won't lie my head went straight for the kind of slur term of coolie and was confused why someone would name their dog as such.
	9:34pm Matt from Springfield: @glenn: Supposedly there was a "moral panic" about leaving dangerous decomposing peels on the ground in the late 19th century. It inspired the slapstick bit because of the existing media against leaving peels on the ground.
	9:34pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy - the vodka is not helping the excel, now i'm stumped, confuzed, AND on the way to being drunk.
	9:35pm bobdoesthings: @trip - HAHAHAHA that is amazing
	9:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Brendan sounds like a righteous dude.
	9:35pm JeffHQ: Hi all. Got any Halloween candy left for me?
	9:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: sexy name
	9:36pm Foghorn Leghorn: She has the laugh of a mom with a sleepYng baby
	9:36pm glenn: coolie's probably better than most of the islanders, except maybe tavares.
	9:36pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: my last gf always spoke of milking the goat. she was wacky.
	9:37pm Rickwaukee: The was an excellent goat face plant on AFV last night
	9:37pm Matt from Springfield: Licen(c)e to Goat
	9:37pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: creepy eyes, they have, dave
	9:38pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: plus, they esplode if they eat too much, i aint lyin!
	9:38pm Amy: “I tried to get a goat once in Cleveland” Ha ha!!
	9:39pm daveB from before: holy shit! that chair gif!!!! (playYng ketchup)
	9:39pm spacecowboy: a young man and and his goat sittin around in Cleveland
	9:40pm Lilith21: Living the dream
	9:40pm Rickwaukee: Who's calling?
	9:41pm Trip (satellite state): That was rad.
	9:41pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I heard YngDave play, am i in heaven?
	9:41pm P-90: I've never seen a Danzig onesie. This show always makes me feel like I've been missing out on something...
	9:41pm Dennis D: who\s calling?
	9:41pm Matt from Springfield: BrYde of Bensonhurst - Righteous riff.
	9:41pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: sounds like gay porn!
	9:41pm Lilith21: Yngs getting married! YAY!!
	9:42pm Xyrus Blaze: Is the pit on Bowery?
	9:42pm bobdoesthings: People's Improv Theater (the PIT) .. duhhhh
	9:42pm Xyrus Blaze: O
	9:42pm Wade: The world is asking, is there a date for the art show?
	9:42pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: "Mike was the Pride of Bensonhurst, which made his dates a little apprehensive"
	9:43pm spacecowboy: yng dave is edgy!
	9:43pm Lilith21: Bad driver?!! The one thing Dave doesn’t Master
	9:44pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: its called leprosy, D
	9:45pm Supermeowy: Delbert --- keep trying. I think you have to pour the vodka directly on the keyboard.
	9:45pm Lilith21: Pityriarisis??
	9:46pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meow-moew -- hmm i think i need to add vodka to the formulas: If(a2="feel like shit", "more vodka", "more vodka")
	9:46pm bobdoesthings: Wycoff when you can sneeze!? (local dumb joke)
	9:48pm Slick Goldtooth: I hear Danny Tamberelli's from Wykoff and used to work at a bagel joint there
	9:48pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: "you were swerving" OINK!
	9:48pm Matt from Springfield: Well, seems your tail lights are out... SMASH!
	9:48pm Rickwaukee: "I didn't want to keep my toes"
	9:49pm Slick Goldtooth: I missed these types of calls
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: And now you are once again freed of material considerations with that job gone--no more ball-and-chain holding ya down! (sips martini)
	9:50pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: there's poetic justice to being down and out and sleeping in wally world parking lots. [the org who's is best screwing perhaps the largest # of american workers and businesses]
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: @Rick: There's just too many of them, y'know?
	9:50pm Amy: @bobdoesthings Ha Ha!
	9:50pm Xyrus Blaze: ACAB
	9:51pm Dennis D: this cop had it in for him
	9:51pm Foghorn Leghorn: Tell the caller the show is only 3 hours
	9:51pm Trip (satellite state): @fog LOL sick burn
	9:52pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh fuck yes, that fucking rulesssss
	9:53pm Lyndhurst PD: anybody with an ounce of common sense knows not to flick the cigarette out the window of the car you're currently pulled over in.
	9:53pm Tommy in Neversink: If you're being chewed out by your boss for being hours late.....saying I'm not in the mood for this may not be your best move
	9:53pm Dennis D: yikes
	9:53pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: here's a tip from experience: I was once pulled over decades ago, i was tipsy, i casually mentioend i was tryin to get in the air force, they let me go home. hit a school bus and ran over 2 old folks in a crosswalk but all was well.
	9:54pm Rickwaukee: See, if both parties had had guns, no worries
	9:54pm Xyrus Blaze: I like this dude. Has he met James Taylor Johnson (was that the writers name?)? Get them on the phone at the same time.
	9:54pm Slick Goldtooth: myemployertakingaleak.tumblr.com for those keeping score at home
	9:54pm Trip (satellite state): @LPD I don't miss those rides in the back of your damn dirty patrol cars
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: fist-bump stock, Rick.
	9:55pm Danne D: shocked this employment arrangement didn't work out
	9:55pm bobdoesthings: myemployertakingaleak.tumblr.com
	9:55pm Dennis D: jail is next
	9:55pm Lyndhurst PD: @trip stay outta Lyndhurst. ain't Jersey city man.
	9:56pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: how are his Excel skillz?
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: also I think Tara Reid was from Wycoff ...
	9:56pm Trip (satellite state): @LPD I live here man ain't got no choice
	9:57pm Lilith21: Stella and Dot has a wharehouse
	9:58pm Amy Adams: Three hots and a cot in that mans future. He'll be peeing out in the open because karma is a beast.
	9:58pm Lilith21: ?????!!!!!
	9:58pm Tommy in Neversink: OMG this guy is an idiot
	9:58pm DEZ: three hots and a cot is my 4th favorite expression
	9:59pm Dennis D: Moore seems like a scumbag
	9:59pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: yeah, sounds good til you actually stop and think, when all the accusers have the similar description of the crime, M.O. if you will. a-DOYYYYYY
	9:59pm Slick Goldtooth: @Dez, you pumped for Star Wars?
	9:59pm cbk: Hey folks, just got in from the bourbon/beer store.
	9:59pm Lilith21: What???!!!!
	9:59pm Amy Adams: You rock Dez
	10:00pm Rickwaukee: What is this, the Twitter?
	10:00pm Lolly: Yo, mofo: #PTSD
	10:00pm Rory: What does a Witches Taint smell like?
	10:00pm Tommy in Neversink: First off , it's impossible to have a statue of limitations on people disclosing these things....there is a statute of limitations on ability to prosecute
	10:01pm Ms. Sim: Jeez, that guy.
	10:01pm Lilith21: Time to hang up
	10:01pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: America has a dumb-problem.
	10:01pm Dennis D: should of been on his erection not his election?
	10:02pm Amy Adams: I was in a movie once. It's called Which Taint.
	10:02pm Supermeowy: well-done, Dave.
	10:02pm JeffHQ: Licensed to Till.
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: Comedian/car accident victim is a good QV for L.A. comics. Comedian/smashed by bike on street is more of a NYC qualification.
	10:02pm bobdoesthings: YAY Jim Tews!!
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: Which Taint?
	10:03pm Dennis D: i'm thinking of doing a podcast
	10:03pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: Taint nuthin but a thang
	10:03pm VoteNader: you and half the internet pal
	10:03pm BriJet: Hi
	10:03pm Matt from Springfield: Whoa, bringin' some Goddamn Sinner's Crossroads into the show w/ Good Sister Rosetta!
	10:04pm Dennis D: yeah but mine will be good pal
	10:04pm spacecowboy: wait i stood up took off my headphones .came back. and Dave is doin gospel --- not that i dont love it
	10:04pm Amy Adams: Which Taint, a play on words. I've been up for 36 hours. I'm slap happy.
	10:04pm Rory: The Queen is singing.
	10:04pm spacecowboy: bout time dave brought some churchin up in here
	10:05pm spacecowboy: what you boys need is some churchin -- blues brothers?
	10:05pm herb.nyc: Just watched WEINER docu dvd, before the show. The guy never had sex outside of his marriage, or was menacing w women, but he sure f'ed up.
	10:06pm DEZ: that weiner doc is painful to watch, herb
	10:06pm Dennis D: 15 will gtet you 20
	10:07pm Erma Gherd: howdy y'all
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: Ahhhh, love that Mike Adams and his honesty on body image.
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: Howdy Erma!
	10:07pm Dennis D: hi erma
	10:07pm cbk: Hey Erma
	10:07pm JeffHQ: ‘Bout to go hit the CVS across the street for a bag of Kit Kats and a keg of lighter fluid.
	10:07pm Amy: Wait! Is this a remake of a Mary Chapin Carpenter song??
	10:07pm DEZ: erma!
	10:07pm Erma Gherd: Hey Matty and Dennis and cbk!
	10:08pm Ms. Sim: Hi Erma!
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: Howdy also to BriJet and all other newcomers! Uggh, why are people WANTING to watch the Weiner?!
	10:08pm bobdoesthings: Hey @ Brij!
	10:08pm Ms. Sim: (omg that exceptionally tender gif!!)
	10:09pm DEZ: @slick, so pumped for star wars. big news last week with Rian johnson, huh?
	10:09pm VoteNader: Amy hurt my feelings
	10:09pm Erma Gherd: top kitty is v. tender too!
	10:09pm Rickwaukee: I hope that puppy gave consent
	10:09pm DEZ: thanks amy! But you're delirious without sleep!
	10:09pm Lilith21: I do!!
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: Likewise Ms. Sim, appropos tender gif, went great with the song!
	10:10pm BriJet: Bob!!!
	10:10pm Amy: Mary Chapin Carpenter
	10:10pm Lolly: STONE COLD JAMS! @Xyrus: I miss James Tate taylor(?) Whozit's calls.
	10:10pm Amy Adams: I have too many jobs
	10:10pm BriJet: Matt fS! Hi
	10:10pm DEZ: @Lolly, you mean Jay Tay Tay?
	10:11pm Lilith21: Lovely!!!!!!!
	10:11pm Dennis D: Lolly i think you are only one that misses James Taylor;s alls. but i'm probably wrong
	10:11pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy -- can i harass you for some excel formulas?
	10:11pm Amy Adams: I'm on the Adderall diet
	10:11pm DEZ: how's it goin, lillith?
	10:11pm Ms. Sim: I do not miss those calls.
	10:12pm moreguinness: Chooch Rules!
	10:12pm Matt from Springfield: @Rick: "Don't you worry 'bout a thing, puppy. We've got each other. We're gonna make it to Hollywood, and you're gonna be a STAR! Believe me, we're gonna strike it rich, just you an' me!"
	10:12pm Lilith21: Much better now Dez!
	10:13pm spacecowboy: @brycepunk- yeahh when is the dokken reunion in the studio gonna happen!
	10:13pm Slick Goldtooth: I forget what the hell show was it where he did the whole routine as Randy, cause I feel like the duping and cult status was a little more impactful that time around. then again I forget if that one DJ was in on it as well
	10:14pm filtheeandie: Hello!
	10:14pm Dennis D: never did adderall, it didn;t seem to be around when i took speed
	10:14pm VoteNader: wass gud
	10:15pm Rickwaukee: @MattFS So the kitten is Paul Snider and the puppy is Dorothy Stratton?
	10:15pm Trip (satellite state): sup andie
	10:15pm Dennis D: standard speed high?
	10:15pm DEZ: you're talking about Andrea Silenzi, slick. why oh why was the name of it
	10:15pm JeffHQ: Tews of the World.
	10:16pm Amy Adams: Adderall works! I'm a nurse and I work 12 hour shifts.
	10:17pm filtheeandie: Hey Trip! How goes it?
	10:17pm spacecowboy: @amy daves tomfoolery is as good an elixir as adderall= takes the edge off
	10:17pm VoteNader: Drug abuse? 3 hots and a cot in your future
	10:17pm Dennis D: damn if i worked 12 hours doing anything music i'd take adderal too
	10:18pm spacecowboy: im out time to sleep
	10:18pm Amy Adams: I also have a radio show on Friday night and Saturday morning. Plus I have a DJ business. Yes, I'm a wedding DJ.
	10:19pm JeffHQ: Breakin’ arms, legs and levels!!!
	10:19pm Trip (satellite state): It's going alright, how bout yourself?
	10:19pm Slick Goldtooth: @dez yez you're right
	10:19pm Lilith21: Great podcast with You guys!!!!
	10:19pm Matt from Springfield: @Rick: That's a darker twist than what I was thinking but yes, that would definitely work.
	10:19pm bobdoesthings: classic GDDHS problems.. hot mics! seems to be okay now though
	10:19pm Amy Adams: I take care of crazy people, so i have to be alert to stay alive.
	10:20pm Dennis D: wedding DJ probably got paid well
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Vox down, drums up!
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Bro BQ
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Bartenders will beat and arrest you for taking their hats!!!
	10:20pm herb.nyc: (DEZ, so many times I wanted to slap Weiner). Yep, Dave told us the story before.
	10:20pm Lilith21: YezDez!!!
	10:21pm Rickwaukee: A bartender's hat is like their scalp
	10:21pm filtheeandie: About the same. Might get into some gin(?)!
	10:21pm Amy Adams: I could use a prison vacation or prison boyfriend. what ever comes first.
	10:22pm Trip (satellite state): I'll cheers to that
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Mazel tov Andrew!
	10:22pm Amy Adams: I make good money DJing. No welfare Christmas this year.
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: @Amy: You'd think prison vacations would be a better deal, but do you also have to pay for the security? And will Travelocity hide the reviews mentioning sex assault??
	10:22pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I love SF sketchfest! saw dave there, too.
	10:23pm VoteNader: the best poker player i know is a wedding dj
	10:23pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: heat like the like Rev Horton heat?
	10:24pm Lolly: @DennisD: oh! I'm only one. S'okay. A little bit of this, little bit o that...makes show da best.
	10:24pm JeffHQ: I’m gonna start a podcast at 80 about starting comedy.
	10:24pm Amy Adams: Good question Matt. I'll have to research that.
	10:24pm VoteNader: hows your poker game amy?
	10:25pm Rickwaukee: Imagining government beer
	10:25pm filtheeandie: It’s my day off & I had mudslides earlier. It was pretty fantastic.
	10:25pm Amy Adams: I hate card games
	10:25pm Lilith21: Joetait!!!! Yesss!!
	10:25pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, Dez you Lothario!
	10:26pm Lilith21: Amazing!!!
	10:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: Zats, my dear mother called. Did I miss any Yng antics?
	10:26pm VoteNader: Keeping them skills close to your chest. I don't blame you
	10:26pm JeffHQ: Reverend Horton James.
	10:26pm Matt from Springfield: Family fulla "John Wesley"s here myself!!
	10:26pm bobdoesthings: Joe Tait'r tots
	10:26pm Matt from Springfield: @Ken HP: Nothing since his phone-in about an hour ago.
	10:27pm VoteNader: 2 drinks per diagnosis
	10:27pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: the Rev always puts on agreat show. CRB, too. which i;ll miss bc i;m going to see weckl and mike stern on 12/11! yay
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: TTTYES!!! PERFECT Marathon premiums ZOMG!!!1!1!!
	10:28pm Lolly: Yez Dez Pez HAIL SATAN!
	10:28pm herb.nyc: Tell Joe Tait (sp?) of this bathroom graffiti, for when he meets him- James Fernandez, Has big handez.
	10:28pm JeffHQ: Available in darklord chocolate.
	10:30pm Lolly: Farewell forever happy fields, where joy forever lives! I love Satan in PLost
	10:30pm JeffHQ: @Delbert: Yeah, there rolling thru 9:30 Club in DC i think soon...
	10:30pm Lilith21: It needs wings !
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: "I burned down my garage smelting bronze, officer! No really, it wasn't meth, only bronze!"
	10:32pm Rickwaukee: LOL from bronze to Build-A-Bear
	10:35pm JeffHQ: SF Joefest.
	10:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: best ref to Cleveland is in Euro Vacation, im surprised the clevenland chamber of commerce/tourism doesnt promote it: www.youtube.com... YOURE WELCOME
	10:36pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @jeff - i miss the 930 club! social D , so many acts
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: There should be a "body shop" for teeth, sprucing up the bad enamel, overhauling outdated fillings, etc.
	10:38pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @matt - what? you mean taking care of the health of the population?! Communist!
	10:38pm JeffHQ: Post-Traumatic Scar Demander
	10:40pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: sometimes just one. HI-oh!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: "The 'general' welfare includes YOU too, take advantage of it!" --The Opportunist Communist
	10:41pm Rickwaukee: You can be outside of a car. You can be inside of a car. In between is a lot of trouble
	10:41pm Slick Goldtooth: @matt Mexico, man. My girlfriend had some teeth issues when traveling there, for a exam, cleaning, and some poking around and given meds, $70 in Mexico City .
	10:41pm Lilith21: Jim is s trooper!!
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: "...just a little brie, yes..."
	10:41pm JeffHQ: Six Million Dollar Tews.
	10:42pm Matt from Springfield: @Slick: $70 cash? Definitely helps to get "work" done while on foreign vacations.
	10:43pm herb.nyc: Ugh, hit and run. Glad Jim is good. I was hit by car aug 2015 but survived foot surgery and got nice 5figure $ettlement in June. (Aside- watch Good Time trailer at Film Forum theater. Tense movie.)
	10:43pm Slick Goldtooth: @matt yep. the process is a little easier if you're quick on the translation apps to look up the more anatomy specific words. and this wasn't some backdoor sketched out place, it was a regular ol dentist's office
	10:43pm Dennis D: I got 6 out of 8 tendons and couldn't play for awhile
	10:44pm Dennis D: cut with a machete
	10:44pm herb.nyc: Ran into a basketball pole? I'll bet it was moving at the time.
	10:44pm Trip (satellite state): How many drinks is that?
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Broke my hand once and had a black cast. Kept the cast and made it a bong. Love Church Night.
	10:44pm wesley e paich: killin it rt now
	10:44pm Slick Goldtooth: I knew it!
	10:45pm Ms. Sim: There's a Youtube doc about "dentist city" in Mexico. Maybe it was Vice? Anyway, it's like, dozens of dental clinics and orthodontists with luxury facilities and English fluency and they cater pretty much exclusively to US dental tourists.
	10:45pm Slick Goldtooth: I had a very strong feeling we'd have Donzig
	10:45pm Dennis D: bad don imo
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: "Hunan Beach"? Oy, drifting towards Asia with the other callers.
	10:45pm Lilith21: DONGZIG!!
	10:45pm Xyrus Blaze: Imposter Don
	10:45pm Xyrus Blaze: *Bad imposter
	10:46pm JeffHQ: Metacarpal moo shu toke.
	10:46pm Marc15: A very drunk Don From Union Beach
	10:46pm Dennis D: least we get to hear ramble on, but his imitation sucks
	10:46pm Rickwaukee: Can skip my methadone now
	10:47pm grtyvr: now that was as segue
	10:47pm JeffHQ: Anyone Instagramming live this?
	10:47pm jackson: i've broken my nose 5 times, skull on right side above and below eye (also by playing baseball), 2 ribs, all toes, all fingers, each thumb twice, left pinky toe x3, right wrist twice, left once, tailbone once, right kneecap, and left metatarsals. not all at the same time. my mom only wished i'd do something like play the piano. that didn't happen
	10:47pm JeffHQ: Hell YEAH!!!
	10:47pm Lilith21: Dong!! FromHunanBeach!
	10:47pm Rickwaukee: Bammer?
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: CHURCH NIGHT!! \m/ These people are cool! I've met them after a DH show.
	10:48pm Lilith21: Whaaaaaaat???
	10:48pm grtyvr: priceless!
	10:48pm JeffHQ: I say shots, you say TOTS!!! @&$?!!!
	10:48pm Lilith21: Dezzz!!!
	10:49pm Slick Goldtooth: anyone ever hear of that evangelical megachurch cult that exists in Brooklyn and is like "hipster church" but it's like a scam , patch.com...
	10:50pm mork: Don't blame me, I voted for Deez Nuts
	10:50pm JeffHQ: Randy must be keeping the getaway moped running.
	10:50pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: HI-OH!
	10:52pm Lilith21: I’m jealous of Dave’s napping skills
	10:52pm Rickwaukee: Best thing is them copper gloves - they really work!
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: FAIL! First the pumpkin-spice Oreos and now this!?!
	10:53pm JeffHQ: Jim and the Church Night revival cookiepalooza
	10:53pm Lilith21: Sound awful!
	10:53pm JeffHQ: Olestra Oreos
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: OTOH, this is quite the honor Danne! The esteemed Church Night troupe is knocking your Oreos! ;)
	10:54pm Rickwaukee: Got some white Pumpkin Pie M&Ms marked down and I have a hard time putting the bag down
	10:54pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: any excel experts: I've got 2,000+ album titles in this format "artist [and] title" and i'm using this formula "=LEFT( G2, FIND( "\|", SUBSTITUTE( G2, " ", "\|", 2 ) ) - 1 )" to isolate those album+titles where the 1st 2 words are the artist[only] but now I need to then parse those artist-album strings into artist AND album into seperate columns
	10:55pm medson: The Oreo is based on the Hydrox
	10:55pm Wade: Dong from Hunan Beach!!!
	10:55pm JeffHQ: ASMR flight plan to the heavens!!!
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: Is Dave still talking about ASMR videos? I've tried those, since I love zone-outs, but I'm too distracted by the lip-smacking sounds. The talking is so quiet you just end up hearing a bunch of lips making contact.
	10:55pm Ms. Sim: Jimmy's phone is perpetually blowing up. It is never not on fire.
	10:55pm bobdoesthings: JIMMY!!!
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Jimmy and the road to dismal doom
	10:56pm Jim S.: Sing A Song Jimmy!
	10:56pm Lilith21: What’s wrong?!!
	10:56pm Matt from Springfield: Sorry to hear Jimmy! Your fans here are pulling for you.
	10:57pm JeffHQ: Im gonna need an aspartame enema.
	10:57pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: I'm sorry, to me, that sounds sounds like a roque dildo loose in his trousers
	10:58pm Sassypants: Well, I'll be a sweet monkey's buttocks!
	10:58pm Ms. Sim: Damn. How does Jimmy even find his way out of the house every day.
	10:59pm Rickwaukee: Probably Epstein-Barr, a herpes virus
	10:59pm Lilith21: APU??
	10:59pm Matt from Springfield: Are our comments the "notifications"??! I didn't think the app would count each one of these as notifications..
	11:00pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: "Pleased to be telling me, vair is dee nearest 7-11?" - Mandy Fairway
	11:00pm Slick Goldtooth: Suck it This American Life and Radio Lab, your stock ambient sound effects ain't got shit on this.
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Kathy blesses Jimmy and Jim.
	11:00pm Lilith21: You’re getting it taken care of Jimmy !!
	11:00pm Matt from Springfield: @Delbert: The early Apu's lines used to talk like that, his English became more normal as the character was featured more.
	11:01pm Supermeowy: Delbert keep up the good work!! you're on the right track!
	11:01pm Trip (satellite state): Have jimmy do the station id <3
	11:01pm Lolly: I agree w/Jimmy's theory, tho: Sylvia Plath, Virginia Woolf would've lived and written so much more if they'd had SSRIs. Tell him, Jimmy, hang in there!!! Xxxxxxx
	11:01pm Amy Adams: You're not suppose to drink while on anti-anxiety drugs.
	11:01pm Dennis D: Damn Jimmy how do you for all them drugs?
	11:01pm Danne D: Jimmy has people buzzing!
	11:01pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @matt - I'm old. ha
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: HELLZ YEAH Slick! They wouldn't even attempt this volley of sounds! :)
	11:02pm Rickwaukee: Jimmy is going to miss Corden
	11:02pm Switchblade Batman: You're not supposed to call in a radio station when you're getting carted into the nut house either. That's our Jimmy though
	11:02pm Dennis D: those drugs cost alot
	11:02pm dez: yez, lillith!
	11:02pm Lilith21: We love you Jimmy!!
	11:02pm bobdoesthings: omg..
	11:02pm Ms. Sim: Jimmy! Belt one out in the ER!
	11:02pm Sassypants: Yeah Jimmy Yeah!!!
	11:03pm JeffHQ: Save Jimmy!!! Save the clocktower!!!
	11:03pm bobdoesthings: <3 jimmy
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: That nurse is a saint, Switchblade. She knows NOTHING stops a good Dave Hill show!!! And Jimmy is lost into the abyss...
	11:03pm Dennis D: sounds weird with that beeping.
	11:03pm Amy Adams: He needs Walmarts $4 plan.
	11:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Very nice. I remember the Chris M. New Year's Eve show a couple years ago where he did three hours of "Bye Bye, Blackbird" covers
	11:04pm Lolly: Wait to see if he gets admitted.
	11:04pm JeffHQ: Someone say edibles???
	11:04pm Dennis D: send more drugs
	11:04pm filtheeandie: Has Yng called?!
	11:04pm Switchblade Batman: True @Matt, but seriously hope you're gonna be ok Jimmy if you're reading this somehow.
	11:05pm Lilith21: Absolutely !!
	11:05pm Rickwaukee: Start a Build-A-Bear for Jimmy
	11:06pm Rickwaukee: Temp, feh - what's the Feels-like?
	11:06pm Lolly: I LOVE NILS! I think he calls his garage his "office," where he catches a break, fam in the house.
	11:06pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: thx meowy, i hate doing things manually. but sometiems devising a formula is more work than doing things manually.
	11:06pm JeffHQ: Reverend Bidet Heat and the Tewsday Temperature Tent.
	11:07pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: YUP, dave!
	11:07pm Slick Goldtooth: 26 F degrees hosers
	11:07pm cbk: 24% f
	11:08pm Matt from Springfield: What're ya gonna do, Dave? CHANGE?!?!!
	11:08pm bobdoesthings: new zealand?
	11:08pm JeffHQ: Lolol
	11:08pm Danne D: YngDave is a once and future caller tonight
	11:08pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: w'ere the only dumbasses i nthe eworld still using crap fractions like 3/16's. the UK doesnt even use that crap!
	11:09pm Ms. Sim: This is indeed a positive, loving show tonight. I think it has to do with the tender gif.
	11:09pm JeffHQ: HFist-ival
	11:09pm Eric Hat: I think we originally started doing stuff like miles and Fahrenheit as a middle finger to Britannia. No?
	11:09pm Jim S.: ...I want to hear him say 'about', to certify his Canadianess.
	11:09pm Slick Goldtooth: Thing that I never understood was how UK uses MPH for highway speeds
	11:10pm Eric Hat: American tough guy competitive horseshit.
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Gas
	11:10pm filtheeandie: @Danne D, what did you put in those Oreos??
	11:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Stoli", totali.
	11:10pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @meowy - well this manual excel crap is so brainless i think greenery is in order!
	11:10pm cbk: When I set the string height on my guitar It's 4/64ths
	11:11pm Eric Hat: Is that right Slick?
	11:11pm Rickwaukee: What is this, the FacePlace?
	11:11pm Slick Goldtooth: @eric yep
	11:11pm Amy Adams: When will the offering plate get passed around?
	11:11pm JeffHQ: Vodka veritable victory.
	11:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: "America First" seems to be the formula for winding up last. We are going backwards at an increasingly rapid pace.
	11:12pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: me, too, sans exercise!
	11:12pm Sassypants: the boy needs some reefer
	11:12pm JeffHQ: I can feel the heat from the studio all the way down I95...
	11:12pm Lilith21: The only way to work out properly
	11:12pm Eric Hat: @Slick...that is odd.
	11:12pm Slick Goldtooth: Putin's America baby, we all fall down
	11:13pm Eric Hat: Yeah Ken!
	11:13pm Rickwaukee: Fast-urbate
	11:13pm Switchblade Batman: I'm celibate now, I'm only SAYING it's spiritual though.
	11:13pm Eric Hat: We need to ‘get right w god’! Lol
	11:13pm JeffHQ: Flight control runway niner.
	11:13pm Lilith21: Everstuff!
	11:14pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: fuck yeah santa cruz!
	11:14pm Matt from Springfield: Perennials! Can't keep a good mint down! Or bad kudzu for that matter.
	11:14pm JeffHQ: HOT HOT HOT
	11:14pm Eric Hat: Hahahaha! Deep Dave Hill!
	11:14pm filtheeandie: “We’re all dying” is my new mantra, thanks!
	11:15pm cbk: I'v been celibate for the last 2 hrs.
	11:15pm Sassypants: we gotta get these two in with hearty whites!
	11:15pm Xyrus Blaze: st augustine is trash.
	11:15pm Xyrus Blaze: The city, not the saint.
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: St. Augustine reformed his decadent ways of the past (in Daytona Beach), and formed his own, cleaner city up the Florida coast.
	11:16pm Amy Adams: I'm reaching for the mood lube now.
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Monster Magnet and Painted Doll 3/29?
	11:16pm cbk: I dreamed I saw St. Augustine.
	11:17pm Slick Goldtooth: @xyrus ehhhh Augustine of Hippo is kind of shite. Took a higher level pol sci course on theory , class started with 15 we were down to 6 by the end of it
	11:17pm Xyrus Blaze: @cbk The city or the saint?
	11:17pm Lilith21: Hell Yes JeffHQ!!:)
	11:18pm Xyrus Blaze: @slick The city or the saint?
	11:18pm cbk: The saint .... It's a Bob Dylan song.
	11:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: He really attacks those guitar strYngs.
	11:19pm JeffHQ: Yng and roll.
	11:19pm Xyrus Blaze: o oops
	11:19pm JimmyfromKearny: Thank you for all the well-wishes...Love you all...not drinking or gambling...
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Archangels sing gloriously.\m/
	11:20pm Ms. Sim: JIMMY! Get well soon. Sending love.
	11:20pm Lilith21: Be well Jimmy!!
	11:21pm Jim S.: ...boning up on St. Augustine on Wikipedia.
	11:21pm Rickwaukee: In the spirit of the show, I had very bad constipation last week.
	11:21pm cbk: Jimmy... The Saint of Kearny
	11:21pm filtheeandie: Jimmy!!! You’re doing great!
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: ♥♥♥ to Jimmy!
	11:22pm JeffHQ: Dave’s goddamn paint, juice and ointment bar.
	11:23pm Rickwaukee: And I had a cold. I also had to lance a boil on my thigh. Last night my right eye got all blurry.
	11:23pm JeffHQ: Lolololol
	11:23pm cbk: I'll have a paint, juice and ointment and a double bourbon chaser.
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: Prostratin' + Prostatin', 2nite on GDDHS
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: @cbk: Well ain't that a fly in the double bourbon chaser!
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: Good, good, good, GOOD VIBRATIONS sent to the Pride O' Kearny!
	11:25pm cbk: He's doing the backstroke .... The fly that is.
	11:25pm DJ E: what's the difference between stone cold jams and flaming hot jams?
	11:25pm Amy Adams: All of this prostrate talk is getting me hot and bothered.
	11:27pm Switchblade Batman: Yng does know how to flood the basements @Amy
	11:27pm Trip (satellite state): @dje sweet and savory
	11:27pm Amy Adams: hahaha
	11:28pm Eric Hat: @Amy, keep the mood stuff handy reckon? Haha
	11:29pm Amy Adams: Eric, I never leave home without it.
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: Dragonfly ROCKS!
	11:30pm bobdoesthings: does anyone else get the glitch when you refresh the stream and it glitches between playing the first few seconds of the show and bounces back and forth to what is currently playing? I had to switch to the alt streams .. so weird when it happens..
	11:31pm Eric Hat: Ah, wasn’t aware yr out and about...
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: 4th Exhilirating Year, heading into the 5th!!! \m/
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: "Rev. Bidet" = AOK
	11:33pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @bob -- nope i use VLC.
	11:34pm Amy Adams: Remember I've been up 36 hours. I'm not responsible for my comments...
	11:34pm Wade: Hey guys, I'm back. I was just giving myself a really thorough prostate exam.
	11:35pm Matt from Springfield: @Wade: Did you pass? Are you going to the prostate finals?
	11:35pm JeffHQ: @Matt: FYI, Church Night at Black Cat in DC 11/25!!!
	11:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: how do they do prostate exams these days, still up the pooper? i'm due, i'm 47. right? ive beento halifax in 1977. new scotland!
	11:35pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: me too dave
	11:36pm Amy Adams: Do they live in a van with milk crates?
	11:36pm bobdoesthings: @delbert - how do you put it into VLC?
	11:36pm Wade: I'll probably take a retest in 10-20 minutes, Matt.
	11:36pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: @bob -- well, i find a lot of barry white works wonders
	11:38pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: i like ferries. i call them poor-man's cruises. i heart cape may ferry
	11:39pm JeffHQ: I feel like Beelzebub is about to break thru the studio wall like Kool Aid Man...
	11:39pm Switchblade Batman: ventilation system
	11:41pm Slick Goldtooth: www.reznorhvac.com...
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Aw damn! T-giving weekend, I'll be away :(
	11:41pm ! I X Key !: Those Reznor ventilation things are how Trent Reznor was already rich before he started doing Nine Inch Nails, so he could afford all the equipment to do Nine Inch Nails
	11:42pm Ms. Sim: A quick google for Reznor machinery seems to indicate it's a forced air heating system.
	11:42pm cbk: ( )x( ) ventilation system
	11:42pm ! I X Key !: Those are from his family
	11:42pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: maiden!
	11:43pm JeffHQ: Any truckers call in from the 76 station?
	11:44pm Danne D: Howzit sound? :)
	11:45pm Slick Goldtooth: Wait am I a rube or too tired to function, the ventilation company is unrelated to Trent or?
	11:45pm Matt from Springfield: FAB, Danne! :D
	11:45pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh nevermind, he's like distantly related.
	11:45pm DaveHill: Trent's grandfather started the heater company I believe.
	11:46pm Ms. Sim: I dig this tune! Reminds me of Lowe/Costello stuff.
	11:47pm cbk: G C G Em and D
	11:47pm JeffHQ: Naomi?
	11:48pm Amy Adams: My husband is home. He's been out of town. Goodnight and peace out. Great show as usual Dave Hill.
	11:49pm Switchblade Batman: I heard that too Dave Hill, I went to high school in PA, and it was one of the big rumors going around that people went to his house in mercerville (or something like that) for parties.
	11:49pm bobdoesthings: "swing low sweet chariot" i just burst out laughing.. hahaha..
	11:49pm DaveHill: Thanks, Amy!
	11:49pm cbk: Bye Amy
	11:49pm david_: listen to Sinners' Crossroads, Dave!
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: "Ain't that America - home of the free! Little pink-cool-center steaks, for you and me!"
	11:50pm Slick Goldtooth: Swing Low, Sweet Cadillac is a banger
	11:50pm cbk: Sinners Crossroads !!!!!
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: David's Matthew Band, Xtian tribute band to DMB.
	11:51pm cbk: Swing Low Sweet Cadillac Diz at best
	11:52pm JeffHQ: I’ll just start snorting Nerds dust now.
	11:52pm Eric Hat: Hahaha. I always imagined Trent stealing the name...but I guess he was actually born into it?
	11:52pm Eric Hat: Truly industrial.
	11:53pm JeffHQ: These Butterfingers arent going to finish themselves.
	11:54pm JeffHQ: Super awesome evening gang. Rock on.
	11:54pm Matt from Springfield: Hot stuff!
	11:54pm cbk: Right on!
	11:55pm cbk: Guitar Center .... Noooo!
	11:57pm JeffHQ: Love all serve all.
	11:58pm Lilith21: Again was a great podcast !! Listened at work today ! So great !!
	11:58pm Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: thx dave!
	11:58pm Wade: Great show, Dave!!! Thanks!!!
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: thanks all
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Almost time to get outta here already! THANKS Dave, Dez, Danne, Church Night, Jim Tews, Nick Miller, callers and all the gang! Have a great night, everyone!
	11:59pm Trip (satellite state): Killer show tonight guys, goodnight everybody<333
	11:59pm cbk: Nite all Y'all
	12:00am JeffHQ: \mm/
	12:00am Delbert Dumbutt's House Of Half-Assed Ideas: no, no, thank YOU Mr Acavano!
	12:01am Erma Gherd: good night everyone.
	12:37am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody!
	3:30pm Mayor Frank Rizzo: I'm sad I missed the insane murder of last night's show @mrdavehill @dez @wfmu It's a soccer chant.
	3:32pm Mayor Frank Rizzo: You Are An Angel Which!
	4:32pm Joey Hill: And I don't think you treated the caller at the 1:00 mark very well. @DEZ
	4:46pm Joey Hill: And Cosmanauts at 1:13? was real good.
	4:58pm Joey Hill: I should go build bird houses.
	5:55am lawrencebailey3w: Ahhhh, love that Mike Adams and his honesty on body image. Howdy Erma! kissmangalist.com

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from November 13, 2017

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