WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 8, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:04pm dale: hello ne'er do wells.
	🚂 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park: First 7SD of the Moondog era!
	🚂 6:05pm PMD: mmmm.... gum chewing.
	6:06pm Sebastian: Good evening
	6:06pm dale: what? rape jokes don't fly today?
	6:07pm Sebastian: Deleted? I don't think so, 2 tweets!: twitter.com...
	6:08pm ultradamno: The dawning of the age of the seven second pajama boy
	6:08pm dale: 'you're so vain' guy used women?!
	6:09pm whitey: screw andy blechman
	6:11pm howard in nyc: this reminds me of a joke right up Andy's alley. What is the only kind of wood that doesn't float? Natalie
	6:14pm Sebastian: he has two actually: twitter.com...
	6:15pm dale: do repeats count as sucking?
	🚂 6:15pm PMD: I didn't know there was a standard
	6:16pm Sebastian: this does sound like very easy money, where's the catch?
	6:18pm melinda: @howard I remember my cousin trying to tell that joke, and my uncle pointing out that mahogany doesn't float.
	6:19pm Fredericks: I love when Ken uses "promise" properly!
	6:22pm debt collector: The only show truly worthy of a refund is shut up weirdo. Sorry had to say it. Otherwise, love from Burlington VT. 24/7 otherwise.
	6:24pm howard in nyc: melinda, I've been repeating that bad joke for over 30 years, and never heard that. Good to know, thanks!
	🚂 6:25pm PMD: Given these criteria there is no such thing ever as a good 7SD show
	🚂 6:25pm PMD: Written with love.
	6:25pm medson: Does lots of wheezing and gargle breathing count as a bad show?
	6:25pm Sebastian: hm, I really like the trainwrecks, I think it would be hard to make a legitimate claim....
	6:25pm ultradamno: There could be a loophole if you have another show where listeners choose to play sound bytes from previous shows.
	6:26pm Fredericks: This is starting to sound like a perfect show to introduce people to Seven Second Delay. No rape or crude child abuse jokes! Signed. A Johnny Winter fan
	6:26pm zopa: For me, the inappropriate stuff is what makes a good show.
	6:26pm yippie: sometimes in a witch hunt, the witches are the ones doing the hunting
	6:27pm melinda: @howard I never checked to see if he was right, but it was a funny example of a dad foiling the joke.
	6:28pm Sebastian: so wait, we pay 1.50 once and get 3$ for every bad show from now on?
	6:28pm debt collector: The recent show when you had a set up on the sidewalk and waited for passersby reaction was pretty bad. Examine the qualities of that show for bad show criteria.
	6:29pm Sebastian: it might help to repeat the paypal address
	🚂 6:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: How about a show where Ken can't make it and Andy has a different co-host like Kelly Jones? Would those shows count?
	6:29pm Fredericks: I like escalator jokes.
	6:31pm Fredericks: zopa: I said an" introductory" show.
	6:31pm zopa: Is there a form to make a claim?
	6:32pm Fredericks: Who makes the pay out? Andy? I am in.
	6:32pm yippie: do claim disputes go to WFMU court, american courts, or the heavenly court?
	6:34pm debt collector: If Andy wheezes to death I’d want my money back, I guess
	6:34pm chris: is it uncleandystoys at gmail or uncleandytoys
	🚂 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park: Should Andy meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, what becomes of the monies paid in? Would policyholders get refunds?
	6:35pm Sebastian: gmail
	6:35pm yippie: just because a show is bad for one person, it could be good for another person. you have to show specifically why the show is bad for you.
	6:35pm Folsom: So I'm just going to not collect, tell everyone!
	6:35pm Sebastian: Nachum!
	6:36pm Fredericks: This why Ken wanted swag for life pledges! To pay off Andy's claims!
	6:36pm chris: uncleanandystoys or uncleandytoys?
	6:37pm chris: thanks!
	🚂 6:37pm -Ken: uncleandytoys@gmail.com
	6:38pm Fredericks: yippie: I suspect disputes will go before an arbitration board composed of Ken, Andy and the little Korean boy.
	🚂 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: Throw away your hammer on a truck that's filled with wine.
	6:39pm Sebastian: yay, I got my certificate!
	6:39pm Sebastian: you'll hear from my lawyer, repeatedly
	6:40pm zopa: If you make a claim that is denied, do your premiums go up?
	6:41pm Fredericks: Most certainly!
	6:41pm Sebastian: there is some very fine print on it that is completely illegible
	6:41pm M. in B.: The only dance Andy knows is the Lotion Hora.
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: If the policyholder were to meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, does the policy become null and void or can it be passed along to a designated survivor?
	6:44pm dale: go with the aborted foetus and put 'STARRING Andy Breckman of Netflix' Good Cop'
	6:45pm M. in B.: Judaism's survived precisely because it asks so much—think of how much loyalty the Marines, Special Forces, S.A.S. get.
	6:45pm giraffe-o: What's a 'dystoy' and WHY are they unclean ?
	6:45pm M. in B.: Bongs are for closers.
	6:46pm Rob (Jerzcity): What if those insured pledge to donate their $3 back to the station?! Then there’s incentive for Ken to make the show fail!
	6:47pm chris: i love being insured!
	6:47pm Kurt Gottschalk: if claims have to be filed within a week of the show in order to be honored, then there wouldn't be a chance for people to talk about the results on the playlist and you'd be free to talk about it on the next show if you want.
	6:47pm Rob (Jerzcity): Andy goes for the win and Ken tries to throw it
	6:47pm Sebastian: yes, I feel safe now
	6:47pm (((Murakami Whywolf): How many policies may the station buy?
	6:48pm Fredericks: Hey, wait a minute, this happened in Florida after Andrew. All the insurance companies failed and the State took over.
	🚂 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: I guess there's no individual mandates involved?
	🚂 6:48pm PMD: I care!
	6:49pm Aaron Working In Newark: I don't care...my pet wasn't chosen!
	6:49pm ultradamno: @giraffe I don't know but it's evidently taboo.
	6:49pm dale: don mcclean needs balloon insurance.
	6:49pm melinda: I care about Moondog.
	6:49pm chris: i care. long may Moondog reign!
	🚂 6:51pm PMD: What's the timeframe again for making a claim?
	6:53pm ultradamno: www.facebook.com...
	6:53pm Fredericks: I watched the "Big Short" this weekend. Synchronicity!
	6:53pm Asheville Jon: does moondog get roasted on a spit next year when he is no longer the mascot?
	6:54pm chris: i'm so pissed! i was hoping to watch that movie. :(
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: The station should seed the parking lot to grass and rent out the space as a little goat pasture.
	6:55pm zopa: Can I purchase some Kevin Spacey insurance?
	6:55pm (Murakami Whywolf))): I think people are especially keen to get these guys because we didn't get Trump. So just make Trump pay, Andy, and maybe you'll be safer.
	6:55pm melinda: Moondog has the same rights as cat, dog and chinchilla mascots. No roast!
	6:56pm melinda: @murakami I think you are right.
	6:56pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Ken, 'blackmail' is such an unpleasant word…but sometimes it's the right one.
	6:57pm Fredericks: REDDIT is safe, Andy.
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: Will there be a 7SD episode on 11/22, Thanksgiving Eve?
	6:59pm Sebastian: wait, do reruns count?
	7:00pm Sebastian: I'm looking forward to getting rich (3$), thanks guys!
	7:02pm Asheville Jon: i need subsidy. :(
	9:19pm khd: i'm buying 5 tickets of bad show insurance for 7sd. easy money. go to hell.
	3:46pm Lizardner Dave: Just read about what happened to the TARFU report. If I thought Andy paid any attention to any other show on the station I would say that his "kinder gentler" riff was brilliant.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 8, 2017

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November 8, 2017: Bad Show Insurance

Andy has given up his Twitter account in light of the new sensitivity that's been going around. The Warren Beatty news has hit him especially hard. He will also attempt to curb his jokes about pretty hats, etc, going forward. Ken however refuses to expunge past recorded evidence.

Ken and Andy are offering show insurance. Anyone who pays $1.50 can get a payout of $3.00 if they can prove they listened to a bad show in its entirety. This only applies to future shows and is valid through the end of 2018.

A 3rd party auditor is needed - Sam from Jersey City is selected and accepts. Objective Criteria is needed to determine a bad show:

-No phone calls for 25 minutes
-Andy loses the will to live by 15 minutes in
-Andy takes a business phone call
-Boring topic
-Fatal flaw

Bad show status will not be publicized. Claimants will be required to sign a NDA to prevent them from telling others about their successful claim.

Also on the show, Nachum Segal calls in to reveal that Andy has a Rabbi, and offers to get Andy into heaven!

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Listener comments!
	6:04pm dale: hello ne'er do wells.
	🚂 6:05pm Ken From Hyde Park: First 7SD of the Moondog era!
	🚂 6:05pm PMD: mmmm.... gum chewing.
	6:06pm Sebastian: Good evening
	6:06pm dale: what? rape jokes don't fly today?
	6:07pm Sebastian: Deleted? I don't think so, 2 tweets!: twitter.com...
	6:08pm ultradamno: The dawning of the age of the seven second pajama boy
	6:08pm dale: 'you're so vain' guy used women?!
	6:09pm whitey: screw andy blechman
	6:11pm howard in nyc: this reminds me of a joke right up Andy's alley. What is the only kind of wood that doesn't float? Natalie
	6:14pm Sebastian: he has two actually: twitter.com...
	6:15pm dale: do repeats count as sucking?
	🚂 6:15pm PMD: I didn't know there was a standard
	6:16pm Sebastian: this does sound like very easy money, where's the catch?
	6:18pm melinda: @howard I remember my cousin trying to tell that joke, and my uncle pointing out that mahogany doesn't float.
	6:19pm Fredericks: I love when Ken uses "promise" properly!
	6:22pm debt collector: The only show truly worthy of a refund is shut up weirdo. Sorry had to say it. Otherwise, love from Burlington VT. 24/7 otherwise.
	6:24pm howard in nyc: melinda, I've been repeating that bad joke for over 30 years, and never heard that. Good to know, thanks!
	🚂 6:25pm PMD: Given these criteria there is no such thing ever as a good 7SD show
	🚂 6:25pm PMD: Written with love.
	6:25pm medson: Does lots of wheezing and gargle breathing count as a bad show?
	6:25pm Sebastian: hm, I really like the trainwrecks, I think it would be hard to make a legitimate claim....
	6:25pm ultradamno: There could be a loophole if you have another show where listeners choose to play sound bytes from previous shows.
	6:26pm Fredericks: This is starting to sound like a perfect show to introduce people to Seven Second Delay. No rape or crude child abuse jokes! Signed. A Johnny Winter fan
	6:26pm zopa: For me, the inappropriate stuff is what makes a good show.
	6:26pm yippie: sometimes in a witch hunt, the witches are the ones doing the hunting
	6:27pm melinda: @howard I never checked to see if he was right, but it was a funny example of a dad foiling the joke.
	6:28pm Sebastian: so wait, we pay 1.50 once and get 3$ for every bad show from now on?
	6:28pm debt collector: The recent show when you had a set up on the sidewalk and waited for passersby reaction was pretty bad. Examine the qualities of that show for bad show criteria.
	6:29pm Sebastian: it might help to repeat the paypal address
	🚂 6:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: How about a show where Ken can't make it and Andy has a different co-host like Kelly Jones? Would those shows count?
	6:29pm Fredericks: I like escalator jokes.
	6:31pm Fredericks: zopa: I said an" introductory" show.
	6:31pm zopa: Is there a form to make a claim?
	6:32pm Fredericks: Who makes the pay out? Andy? I am in.
	6:32pm yippie: do claim disputes go to WFMU court, american courts, or the heavenly court?
	6:34pm debt collector: If Andy wheezes to death I’d want my money back, I guess
	6:34pm chris: is it uncleandystoys at gmail or uncleandytoys
	🚂 6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park: Should Andy meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, what becomes of the monies paid in? Would policyholders get refunds?
	6:35pm Sebastian: gmail
	6:35pm yippie: just because a show is bad for one person, it could be good for another person. you have to show specifically why the show is bad for you.
	6:35pm Folsom: So I'm just going to not collect, tell everyone!
	6:35pm Sebastian: Nachum!
	6:36pm Fredericks: This why Ken wanted swag for life pledges! To pay off Andy's claims!
	6:36pm chris: uncleanandystoys or uncleandytoys?
	6:37pm chris: thanks!
	🚂 6:37pm -Ken: uncleandytoys@gmail.com
	6:38pm Fredericks: yippie: I suspect disputes will go before an arbitration board composed of Ken, Andy and the little Korean boy.
	🚂 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: Throw away your hammer on a truck that's filled with wine.
	6:39pm Sebastian: yay, I got my certificate!
	6:39pm Sebastian: you'll hear from my lawyer, repeatedly
	6:40pm zopa: If you make a claim that is denied, do your premiums go up?
	6:41pm Fredericks: Most certainly!
	6:41pm Sebastian: there is some very fine print on it that is completely illegible
	6:41pm M. in B.: The only dance Andy knows is the Lotion Hora.
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: If the policyholder were to meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, does the policy become null and void or can it be passed along to a designated survivor?
	6:44pm dale: go with the aborted foetus and put 'STARRING Andy Breckman of Netflix' Good Cop'
	6:45pm M. in B.: Judaism's survived precisely because it asks so much—think of how much loyalty the Marines, Special Forces, S.A.S. get.
	6:45pm giraffe-o: What's a 'dystoy' and WHY are they unclean ?
	6:45pm M. in B.: Bongs are for closers.
	6:46pm Rob (Jerzcity): What if those insured pledge to donate their $3 back to the station?! Then there’s incentive for Ken to make the show fail!
	6:47pm chris: i love being insured!
	6:47pm Kurt Gottschalk: if claims have to be filed within a week of the show in order to be honored, then there wouldn't be a chance for people to talk about the results on the playlist and you'd be free to talk about it on the next show if you want.
	6:47pm Rob (Jerzcity): Andy goes for the win and Ken tries to throw it
	6:47pm Sebastian: yes, I feel safe now
	6:47pm (((Murakami Whywolf): How many policies may the station buy?
	6:48pm Fredericks: Hey, wait a minute, this happened in Florida after Andrew. All the insurance companies failed and the State took over.
	🚂 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: I guess there's no individual mandates involved?
	🚂 6:48pm PMD: I care!
	6:49pm Aaron Working In Newark: I don't care...my pet wasn't chosen!
	6:49pm ultradamno: @giraffe I don't know but it's evidently taboo.
	6:49pm dale: don mcclean needs balloon insurance.
	6:49pm melinda: I care about Moondog.
	6:49pm chris: i care. long may Moondog reign!
	🚂 6:51pm PMD: What's the timeframe again for making a claim?
	6:53pm ultradamno: www.facebook.com...
	6:53pm Fredericks: I watched the "Big Short" this weekend. Synchronicity!
	6:53pm Asheville Jon: does moondog get roasted on a spit next year when he is no longer the mascot?
	6:54pm chris: i'm so pissed! i was hoping to watch that movie. :(
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: The station should seed the parking lot to grass and rent out the space as a little goat pasture.
	6:55pm zopa: Can I purchase some Kevin Spacey insurance?
	6:55pm (Murakami Whywolf))): I think people are especially keen to get these guys because we didn't get Trump. So just make Trump pay, Andy, and maybe you'll be safer.
	6:55pm melinda: Moondog has the same rights as cat, dog and chinchilla mascots. No roast!
	6:56pm melinda: @murakami I think you are right.
	6:56pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Ken, 'blackmail' is such an unpleasant word…but sometimes it's the right one.
	6:57pm Fredericks: REDDIT is safe, Andy.
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: Will there be a 7SD episode on 11/22, Thanksgiving Eve?
	6:59pm Sebastian: wait, do reruns count?
	7:00pm Sebastian: I'm looking forward to getting rich (3$), thanks guys!
	7:02pm Asheville Jon: i need subsidy. :(
	9:19pm khd: i'm buying 5 tickets of bad show insurance for 7sd. easy money. go to hell.
	3:46pm Lizardner Dave: Just read about what happened to the TARFU report. If I thought Andy paid any attention to any other show on the station I would say that his "kinder gentler" riff was brilliant.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 8, 2017

Listener comments!

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