WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from October 18, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:00pm Rob (Jerzcity): Faust!
	6:01pm Rob (Jerzcity): err, first!
	6:01pm zopa: For $50, I am prepared to say FIVE nice things about Andy. On the air...
	6:04pm dale: for fifty bucks i'll provide an hour of personal weight training. i have no certification to do that and i'm out of shape myself but that isn't the question.
	6:06pm Juan Tanamera: Funny, I thought the fan letter would be for his misogyny.
	🚂 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: For $50, I am willing to wash all of Andy's vehicles and vacuum out the interiors and trunks, therein.
	6:06pm dale: i'll bet harvey weinstein has a masturbatorium too!
	6:09pm frozen_peas: Is bug eating off limits?
	6:10pm Nick the Bard: what kind of bugs are they?
	6:10pm dale: no frozen_peas - eat a stinkbug!
	6:10pm queems: an hour is a long ass time
	6:11pm dale: you don't have to do the stunt for an hour, just within this hour.
	6:12pm queems: @dale i know, i was referring to the $20 focus group
	6:13pm Tom: frozen_peas... eat the bug
	6:14pm common: please
	6:16pm frozen_peas: A joke is worth nothing! A bad joke is worth even less.
	6:18pm dale: he said 'hi andy!'
	6:19pm mocherz: for $50 bucks i'll shave my dog like a lion. Shes currently running as the WFMU maskot, shes the one in the tie dye shirt caught masturbating on my computer.
	6:21pm cobradan: I'll go buy weed.
	6:21pm Listener Robert: I'm just bummed by word of Michelle Boule's passing so young. Going to teach a biology lab now.
	6:21pm Tommy in Neversink: That was the lamest joke I've ever heard.....but since he's donating to FMU I'll pretend it's funny
	6:22pm dale: someone could eat a stick of margarine. that seems easy enough.
	🚂 6:22pm PMD: I increased my monthly sfl.
	6:25pm Listener Robert: I'll pledge the amount my Pinecone Resarch responses have earned since last I cashed out -- as soon as they unlock my account!
	6:25pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Isn't that $25 over Evan's usual compensation?
	6:29pm Nick the Bard: dale : so YOU do it, and film it, and send it to ken that you did it
	6:32pm dale: my wife won't buy transfats nick. no crisco in the house either.
	6:34pm dale: i wanted the aborted foetus billboard. that's comedy gold!
	6:36pm Rob (Jerzcity): @dale: don't forget the dead mom! Burning the comedy candle of life at both ends!
	6:37pm Alofat: You should give people ideas and let people call in to fulfill them.
	6:39pm chris: they should be contained this week. evacuees are returning home.
	6:39pm Nick the Bard: well how close to a store are you? there's still like 20 minutes left
	6:39pm dale: i'm sure poor people live in napa wine country too. sort of poor anyway.
	6:40pm chris: the grapes don't pick themselves, dale.
	6:41pm dale: don't they use machines? i grew up in western ny and we had mechanical pickers from the 70s on.
	6:42pm dale: parents were allowed to take you out of school during grape harvest season. today the cops would probably show up at your door.
	6:44pm chris: gufah! good wine comes from human interaction. the grapes ripen at different times and need to be picked accordingly. a machine could be used sometimes, but not if one is going to charge car payment amounts for a single bottle.
	6:46pm dale: that's why i buy box wine. more is betterer.
	6:46pm chris: :)
	6:46pm dale: fist hump all night long?
	6:47pm Rob (Jerzcity): was that a legit seven second delay? the feed dumped for a bit
	6:47pm dale: 90.1 signal goes dead for a few seconds a LOT lately. is it the station or the line to the transmitter or the transmitter itself.....?
	6:49pm Rob (Jerzcity): i'm listening through a series of tubes
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: I thought he was going to choose the best one and only give away $50 the whole show
	6:50pm listener 126464: bongmaker
	6:50pm coelacanth∅: so this guy's just calling to make a sale? (answer:yes)
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: But I'm not complaining.
	6:50pm dale: i went for a motorsickle ride from sussex airport diner today up rte 23 to the greenville turnpike today to the minisink turnpike to county rte. 1 to pine island to warwick then to greenwood lake to monroe back home through chester and goshen
	6:52pm queems: damnnnnn
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Beautiful day for a ride, dale. I ought to get myself a sickle at some point.
	6:52pm chris: i like this girl.
	🚂 6:52pm PMD: OK, that's horrible.
	6:53pm dale: can't she just defecate on the grave? does she have to be destructive?
	6:53pm queems: leave it to the child to come up with something insane
	6:53pm (((Murakami Whywolf): listener 126464: Not necessarily—some 'glass artists' make sex-toys.
	6:54pm Nick the Bard: "emilia" fixed her phone whne she got on the air (SO MUCH wind on it, and it sounded loie her name was Aurora (and she said she was 19, not 15)
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: If I can make it to the meet-up at El Cortez tomorrow night, I'll meet the station manager for the first time. Yay, me!
	6:55pm Ghetto Pastrami: https://youtu.be/Rj1XVUsXnvI
	🚂 6:56pm PMD: I'll give half also....
	6:57pm listener 126464: MW good point
	6:59pm dale: what would don mcclean do for fifty bucks?
	6:59pm dale: put the video up on fb!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from October 18, 2017

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October 18, 2017: What Will You Do For Fifty Dollars?

Ken and Andy discuss Harvey Weinstein's tough week. Andy tries hard to distance himself from his friend Harvey, but does recount how Harvey Weinstein wrote him a fan letter in appreciation of one of his Oscar jokes.

Andy offers $50 to any listener who will do something that interests him... and can prove it. The calls trickle in.

Andy pays his first $50 when a caller makes a bet with Andy that he can't guess the punchline to his joke. The joke is incredibly unfunny, and Andy can't guess the punchline. Andy pays out his second $50 when Pamela tries to collect an old debt from Andy. Pamela also will provide a picture of someone hugging her.

Andy pays his next $50 to Amanda for paying $75 to WFMU. Things get a bit more interesting though when he pays $50 to a 15 yr old girl to desecrate a grave - which she does by shooting a tombstone with a gun. And finally he pays a caller to make a fertility shrine. $250 paid out in total.

During the show, Evan Breckman tries to solicit a bribe but no dice - Andy has ice water running through his veins. And Andy reveals he skipped school to go to the movies.

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Listener comments!
	6:00pm Rob (Jerzcity): Faust!
	6:01pm Rob (Jerzcity): err, first!
	6:01pm zopa: For $50, I am prepared to say FIVE nice things about Andy. On the air...
	6:04pm dale: for fifty bucks i'll provide an hour of personal weight training. i have no certification to do that and i'm out of shape myself but that isn't the question.
	6:06pm Juan Tanamera: Funny, I thought the fan letter would be for his misogyny.
	🚂 6:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: For $50, I am willing to wash all of Andy's vehicles and vacuum out the interiors and trunks, therein.
	6:06pm dale: i'll bet harvey weinstein has a masturbatorium too!
	6:09pm frozen_peas: Is bug eating off limits?
	6:10pm Nick the Bard: what kind of bugs are they?
	6:10pm dale: no frozen_peas - eat a stinkbug!
	6:10pm queems: an hour is a long ass time
	6:11pm dale: you don't have to do the stunt for an hour, just within this hour.
	6:12pm queems: @dale i know, i was referring to the $20 focus group
	6:13pm Tom: frozen_peas... eat the bug
	6:14pm common: please
	6:16pm frozen_peas: A joke is worth nothing! A bad joke is worth even less.
	6:18pm dale: he said 'hi andy!'
	6:19pm mocherz: for $50 bucks i'll shave my dog like a lion. Shes currently running as the WFMU maskot, shes the one in the tie dye shirt caught masturbating on my computer.
	6:21pm cobradan: I'll go buy weed.
	6:21pm Listener Robert: I'm just bummed by word of Michelle Boule's passing so young. Going to teach a biology lab now.
	6:21pm Tommy in Neversink: That was the lamest joke I've ever heard.....but since he's donating to FMU I'll pretend it's funny
	6:22pm dale: someone could eat a stick of margarine. that seems easy enough.
	🚂 6:22pm PMD: I increased my monthly sfl.
	6:25pm Listener Robert: I'll pledge the amount my Pinecone Resarch responses have earned since last I cashed out -- as soon as they unlock my account!
	6:25pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Isn't that $25 over Evan's usual compensation?
	6:29pm Nick the Bard: dale : so YOU do it, and film it, and send it to ken that you did it
	6:32pm dale: my wife won't buy transfats nick. no crisco in the house either.
	6:34pm dale: i wanted the aborted foetus billboard. that's comedy gold!
	6:36pm Rob (Jerzcity): @dale: don't forget the dead mom! Burning the comedy candle of life at both ends!
	6:37pm Alofat: You should give people ideas and let people call in to fulfill them.
	6:39pm chris: they should be contained this week. evacuees are returning home.
	6:39pm Nick the Bard: well how close to a store are you? there's still like 20 minutes left
	6:39pm dale: i'm sure poor people live in napa wine country too. sort of poor anyway.
	6:40pm chris: the grapes don't pick themselves, dale.
	6:41pm dale: don't they use machines? i grew up in western ny and we had mechanical pickers from the 70s on.
	6:42pm dale: parents were allowed to take you out of school during grape harvest season. today the cops would probably show up at your door.
	6:44pm chris: gufah! good wine comes from human interaction. the grapes ripen at different times and need to be picked accordingly. a machine could be used sometimes, but not if one is going to charge car payment amounts for a single bottle.
	6:46pm dale: that's why i buy box wine. more is betterer.
	6:46pm chris: :)
	6:46pm dale: fist hump all night long?
	6:47pm Rob (Jerzcity): was that a legit seven second delay? the feed dumped for a bit
	6:47pm dale: 90.1 signal goes dead for a few seconds a LOT lately. is it the station or the line to the transmitter or the transmitter itself.....?
	6:49pm Rob (Jerzcity): i'm listening through a series of tubes
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: I thought he was going to choose the best one and only give away $50 the whole show
	6:50pm listener 126464: bongmaker
	6:50pm coelacanth∅: so this guy's just calling to make a sale? (answer:yes)
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: But I'm not complaining.
	6:50pm dale: i went for a motorsickle ride from sussex airport diner today up rte 23 to the greenville turnpike today to the minisink turnpike to county rte. 1 to pine island to warwick then to greenwood lake to monroe back home through chester and goshen
	6:52pm queems: damnnnnn
	🚂 6:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Beautiful day for a ride, dale. I ought to get myself a sickle at some point.
	6:52pm chris: i like this girl.
	🚂 6:52pm PMD: OK, that's horrible.
	6:53pm dale: can't she just defecate on the grave? does she have to be destructive?
	6:53pm queems: leave it to the child to come up with something insane
	6:53pm (((Murakami Whywolf): listener 126464: Not necessarily—some 'glass artists' make sex-toys.
	6:54pm Nick the Bard: "emilia" fixed her phone whne she got on the air (SO MUCH wind on it, and it sounded loie her name was Aurora (and she said she was 19, not 15)
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: If I can make it to the meet-up at El Cortez tomorrow night, I'll meet the station manager for the first time. Yay, me!
	6:55pm Ghetto Pastrami: https://youtu.be/Rj1XVUsXnvI
	🚂 6:56pm PMD: I'll give half also....
	6:57pm listener 126464: MW good point
	6:59pm dale: what would don mcclean do for fifty bucks?
	6:59pm dale: put the video up on fb!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from October 18, 2017

Listener comments!

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