WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 14, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone
	6:03pm Carmichael: RRRRAAAABBBBBBBBBIIIITTTTSSS!!!!
	6:03pm miles: hi
	6:04pm Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague: TURTLES.
	6:04pm Frangry: Hi Weirdos!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:04pm dale: where the eff are the weirdos?
	6:04pm Just Ted: You don't tug on superman's cape / You don't spit into the wind / You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger / And you don't mess around with Frangry and Michele...
	6:04pm glenn: life's unwritten rule? always put the toilet seat down.
	6:04pm common: Happy Friday!
	6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: It's Robot Hour on WFMU!
	6:05pm dale: rule # 1 - never use a dry finger
	6:05pm Paul D.: Happy Friday
	6:05pm robyn: never call a woman handsome
	6:05pm Mark M.: Hello Ladies.
	6:05pm Just Ted: Unwritten rule don't wear other peoples glasses
	6:06pm SeanG: never go stoned to the dentist
	6:06pm glenn: and NEVER lend money to friends. you'll lose both.
	6:06pm Jordan: @Robyn - good one - I would never say that
	6:06pm Just Ted: Wash your hands after you go to the cemetery.
	6:06pm melinda: hi folks
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Smash the glasses
	6:06pm madman: HIGHHHHH FRANGRY,MICHELE AND COMMENTERS!!!
	6:06pm dale: glenn close is a handsome woman.
	6:07pm Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague: It is waahrm out.
	6:07pm Cheri Pi: dont fart in the vet's office and blame it on the dog
	6:07pm Carmichael: I always say that, Robyn.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is this a repeat?
	6:07pm Mark M.: Cemeteries are cool.
	6:07pm robyn: only borrow deodorant from your 3 closest friends; the risk otherwise is too high. your mother may offer, too, but she has sex with your dad.
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: It's a bit wurm, like at the Battle of Gettysburg
	6:08pm Richard S: Hello!
	6:08pm robyn: @Carmichael "HEY, HANDSOME!! -- YEAH, YOU WITH THE TITS!"
	6:08pm dale: our cat fraidy has foul farts and we took him to the vet and he stunk up the exam room. i hd to blame the cat cus he really did it.
	6:09pm dale: dot store dot com/
	6:09pm adrian in mpls: I love that shirt
	6:09pm melinda: Poor Fraidy. At least cats have no shame or embarrassment. As far as we know.
	6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park: Spring cleaning tips with Frangry and Michele.
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did all the time Michele spent breathing underwater fuck up her speech and pronunciation???
	6:10pm robyn: I didn't know Ke$ha made LPs
	6:10pm MONEYBAG$: I was wondering if Frangry ever bought anything at the fair
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is anybody gonna prank Frangry & Michele at the Record Fair???
	6:10pm Just Ted: You really don't want NORMAL people anyway.
	6:11pm dale: fraidy has tummy trouble. he usually fills the catbox with the scoots.
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: www.wfmu.store
	6:11pm robyn: just the tip. just the "Do"
	6:11pm Just Ted: That down low tickle..
	6:12pm madman: IVE BEEN BAD ON GOOD FRIDAY?
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: Can we spray stuff on Frangry & Michele???
	6:12pm Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague: Touched By A Werido: The Michele Diaries
	6:12pm dale: rule: wipe from front to back.
	6:13pm Richard S: Unwritten Rule #146: Always wait at least two hours before you go see why your dynamite didn't explode.
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: Will Michele bring her VITAMIX to the Record Fair???
	6:13pm robyn: @Frangry Michele's real secret life is that we are married and have two homes in Connecticut (*filled with drugs).
	6:13pm ben: milk first
	6:13pm Just Ted: Under makes it easier to tear, but I can see how over seems more appropriate
	6:14pm dale: rule - PLEASE get your pubic hair off the soap in the shower!
	6:14pm Mark M.: What eccentric people.
	6:14pm JM: Over not under otherwise the pattern faces the wall.
	6:14pm Salamander: don't feed your kit-ten filet minyong
	6:14pm Ken From Hyde Park: Right hand in the bowl; left hand in the butt.
	6:14pm Just Ted: @dale and the studio board.
	6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele wants a house made of drugs...like Handel and Gretel
	6:14pm robyn: rule - don't clip your nails in public. one that APPARENTLY should be WRITTEN
	6:15pm Paul D.: Swallow or spit, don't let it sit.
	6:15pm glenn: these will now be considered written rules, right?
	6:15pm Jeff: The toilet paper definitely goes over, the only exception being for homes which are infested with things which unroll the TP - like cats or infants.
	6:15pm dale: frangry and michele are selfish lovers.
	6:16pm JM: If you're selfish
	6:16pm Paul D.: Unwritten rule #3 Don't be a menace to south central while drinkin your juice in the hood.
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't show up early for a dinner party, or empty handed...
	6:16pm WFMUshouldruletheworld: Milk. Coffee. Sugar. That is the proper order. It is the metric system of unwritten rules; everyone does it except Americans.
	6:16pm miles: unwritten rule: weirdos dont message Frangry or Michelle
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: "We're Ladies!" Uhhh
	6:17pm mrdonutsu: @Mister Johnny - Unless you're in France, then it's the rudest thing ever...
	6:17pm dale: robyn - all the hasidic jews on the subway from brooklyn clipped (or chewed) their nails on the subway. it was expected.
	6:17pm Mark M.: You're ladies alright, yeah right!
	6:18pm mrdonutsu: Never leave the tank on empty!
	6:18pm robyn: @dale well, they're the kind of people that need everything written.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Frangry is a modern Mrs. Malaprop!!!
	6:19pm robyn: unwritten rule - you can watch TV and enjoy oral, but you probably shouldn't.
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele only dates Sex Feinds
	6:20pm Paul D.: Poor frangles. It's just dry air.
	6:20pm Paul D.: It's gonna be ok.
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: Cool nosebleed... Compound word!
	6:20pm Listener Robert: Too busy to phone, but I'm like him...I'd ask. I'm just not good at non-discursive communication, as Thos. Szasz called it. It freaks me that the offer would itself be considered impolite -- and yet that failure to ask could be real trouble. It's like you're not allowed to have sex w/o permission, you're not allowed to ask permission, but you're considered cold if you just plain fail to make any advance. It stinks.
	6:21pm fm Mike: Yeah dry air does that.
	6:22pm Paul D.: Fragile frangry just use oxy clean on it.
	6:22pm dale: i had a nosebleed that wouldn't quit a while back. you just think you have a brain cancer or something and panic.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: Never ask people how much money they make, right???
	6:22pm dale: i over tip - my wife says 'no, put it lower.'
	6:22pm robyn: don't tip with change only
	6:23pm mrdonutsu: Never tell people with nosebleeds about how your dad almost died from one...
	6:23pm Kayle in Toronto: When you walk past people walking the other direction, stay on the same side you would if you were in a car!
	6:23pm dale: jeesus, michele get's a gift and complains it wasn't big enough?
	6:23pm Richard S: Speaking of tips, if you're going to leave a bad/poor/no tip because of poor service, let the server or manager know what was wrong so they can fix it.
	6:23pm Paul D.: Unwritten rule: never leave a voicemail. Just text.
	6:24pm Daisy: Unwritten rule - watch curb your enthusiasm and what ever Larry David does dont do it.
	6:24pm fm Mike: I never eat out, so I just tip pizza places and Jimmy Johns.
	6:24pm Just Ted: @Michele, I haven't forgotten. I always bring presents.
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: THAT WAS ME!!! I thought the 300 gram bars would be easier to eat ON AIR!!! You're Welcome!!!
	6:24pm melinda: @Robert I don't think asking is necessarily wrong, especially if you're not good at non-discursive communication.
	6:25pm Frangry: HOW COME I DIDNT GET ANY, MISTER JOHNNY
	6:25pm dale: fmu must be the station of 50 -60 year old men. women are a delight.
	6:25pm SPIKE: I can't wait for the record fair.
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: Please eat a Marzipan right now, Michele!!!
	6:26pm mrdonutsu: TURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING RADIO - like how many times does it have to be said?!?
	6:26pm tomasz.: this guy's high
	6:26pm Just Ted: @Mister Johnny Now you've done it. Its marzipan AND flowers for you now.
	6:26pm Ed Nastee: Never ever drink out of someone else's milk carton!
	6:26pm robyn: got Oedipus NAILED DOWN. haven't fucked my mom ONCE.
	6:26pm Paul D.: The rules of fashion must be known before they can be broken. YAAAAAAS KWEEEEEN WEEEEERQ!
	6:26pm tomasz.: marzipan is the worst
	6:26pm miles: Larry Lackawanna!
	6:27pm mrdonutsu: @robin Yes, don't fuck mom!
	6:27pm melinda: I love marzipan
	6:27pm Richard S: You can't "break the rules" if you don't know the rules in the first place.
	6:27pm Just Ted: @Ed Nastee Yep, I never drink milk at someone else house.
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: Just Marzipan @JustTed
	6:27pm DMcK: Unwritten rule: a hot dog is not a sandwich.
	6:27pm miles: "know it all" 's nosebleed tips
	6:28pm Just Ted: I also don't drink milk if it has been stored in a container other than its original.
	6:28pm Paul D.: Rule: don't bore the listeners with long winded stories and details. Thanks.
	6:28pm robyn: @Richard S now that's true.
	6:28pm mrdonutsu: Speaking of hot-dogs, ketchup? NEVER
	6:28pm robyn: unwritten rule Michele probably doesn't follow - don't use drugs you found on the ground.
	6:29pm miles: "know it all"'s ass wiping tips
	6:29pm tomasz.: ketchup and mustard both on hot dogs
	6:29pm Just Ted: Don't put ketchup on a hotdog sandwich in public. (I would say EVER, but I'm not a facist.)
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY: Frangry, let me know which kind of MARZIPAN you like...
	6:29pm Frangry: THE KIND WITH CHOCOLATE
	6:30pm dale: ape shall not kill ape.
	6:30pm Daisy: Subway on off rules is a written rule
	6:30pm Ken From Hyde Pb a mb ark: Topic variation: Rules that may be unwritten but should be: Don't leave a big pile of foot powder in the gym locker room.
	6:30pm Just Ted: Don't flirt with a married woman.
	6:30pm Paul D.: Unwritten rule: obey your thirst.
	6:31pm dale: unwritten rule - don't change the topic mid show. LIKE YOU DID LAST WEEK.
	6:31pm Richard S: Unwritten Rule for Driving: You should always be able to stop in the distance you can see.
	6:31pm misterpickles69: Right shoe first, then left.
	6:31pm dale: unwritten rule - shower between lovers.
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: Unwritten Rule - send Michele stuff because she deserves it (and can breathe Underwater)
	6:32pm Just Ted: I feel that, I always take something from a hotel when I leave.
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: Dark Chocolate Marzipan??? Little ones or the BIG LOAF???
	6:33pm fm Mike: Wow, I'm calling and getting outcalled by crap rules.
	6:33pm Just Ted: Along the same lines, be generous, that way you have something to take away from people when they disappoint you.
	6:33pm Cheri Pi: i love ketchup on a hotdog
	6:34pm Richard S: Good one, Just Ted!
	6:34pm JM: The shark in Finding Nemo's name Bruce
	6:34pm mrdonutsu: I know this has been divisive before here, but: It is acceptable to pee in the shower...
	6:34pm Just Ted: @Frangry: Ummm cause of Springsteen???
	6:34pm dale: my brother is named bruce. he's retarded and lives in a county funded home.
	6:34pm Ed Nastee: Don't pick your nose in traffic
	6:34pm Richard S: Only if it's your own shower, mrdonutsu.
	6:35pm JM: Don't run with scissors
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Be nice to Waitstaff, okay...don't be a jerk or I'll fuck with your food...
	6:35pm Kevlicki: Frangles and foodbed are you going to the Sweet Spirit show tomorrow?
	6:35pm Matt Warwick: What kind of monster would put jelly first?
	6:35pm tomasz.: first peanut butter then jelly, what does this mean? surely you just put one on each side of the bread
	6:35pm Just Ted: Yes, peanut butter on one side, jelly on the other
	6:35pm mrdonutsu: Or the hotel shower from which you are removing everything to take with you...
	6:35pm fm Mike: Forget calling, I'll just submit my life unwritten rule here. Life's Unwritten Rule: When making chocolate milk, pour the milk first, then add the chocolate syrup.
	6:36pm tomasz.: i meant to say one on each piece of bread obviously
	6:36pm Richard S: Put the PB on one slice of bread, then the jelly on the other, then carefully put them together.
	6:36pm Just Ted: Yes you can in fact tie your shoes wrong.
	6:36pm tomasz.: this guy sucks
	6:36pm JM: Puff puff pass
	6:37pm Kayle in Toronto: Single knots are aesthetically pleasing + for those who like to live dangerously tho
	6:37pm tomasz.: headrush isn't a drug. that's why we have actual proper drugs
	6:38pm tomasz.: American women are alright with me
	6:38pm dale: wow - i just ate two packages of crackers from the diner.
	6:38pm tomasz.: relatedly, i am still available for import
	6:39pm Just Ted: Are you kidding Frangry, how can you compare bleeding to crackers??
	6:39pm Tone Loc: @Frangry - might you have cocaine nose?
	6:39pm Eric from Bellingham: When in doubt, just pull out.
	6:39pm Frangry: Nah, i dont do that anymore
	6:39pm six: Do not use your house keys to clean out your ear wax and DEFINITELY not on the subway!
	6:39pm Wretch: Get it in writing is an unwritten rule. I like it.
	6:40pm JM: Wow the Archie Bunker Glenn Jones copycat got on the list?
	6:40pm Tone Loc: Good for you Frangry..........
	6:40pm tomasz.: oh, that's a good one actually. never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't "Mansplain"
	6:40pm mary: sock shoe, sock shoe like real artists, right michele?
	6:40pm Just Ted: @JM yeah, thats an old skit.
	6:41pm Just Ted: My favorite is the Kit-ten shirt.
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't call Frangry "SWEETHEART" She will fuck you UP!!!
	6:41pm Billy Jam: as someone who listens very closely while recording/monitoring your every word to remix 20 mins later - like right now - I can attest that this is one of the best mic break technically on point shows u have done - no over modulating - just crystal clear sounds from 2 girls who like to have fun on a Friday night - Good job Weirdos
	6:41pm Kayle in Toronto: I got a bunch of ink stains on my pizza shirt when it went through the wash but I can't ever stop wearing it
	6:41pm JM: Don't pee in the shower
	6:42pm Richard S: Don't poop in the shower!
	6:43pm miles: the dance thing isn't a rule nor is it true
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: New Topic: GROSS OR NOT GROSS
	6:43pm Just Ted: He has to keep his star talent happy.
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: I'll bet Michele is a better dancer than Frangry, right???
	6:44pm Just Ted: Robyn! Robyn! Robyn! Robyn!
	6:45pm JM: Don't clean your ears with your car keys
	6:45pm Frangry: yeah, im the worst dancer
	6:45pm madman: YES robyn
	6:45pm Just Ted: What about filing you nails, I think thats worse. All that nail dust in the air, going into your lungs. Setting up shop in a moist bronchiole.
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Everything is OKAY if you don't get caught
	6:47pm miles: no shoulder tap
	6:47pm madman: HEY KEVLICKI
	6:47pm melinda: I think people clip their nails in public because it's just nails, they're not doing intimate grooming. But the sound is irritating.
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele is a Blockbuster Babe!!!
	6:47pm Just Ted: Kick them in the back of the leg then slip on through.
	6:48pm Just Ted: I always tell my mom she loves my little brother more but its OK. It pisses her off.
	6:48pm milkis: Eating crunchy food in a meeting or class.
	6:49pm tomasz.: lol that doesn't even make sense
	6:49pm Just Ted: The big O
	6:49pm tomasz.: i think it's "if you have to ask, you'll never know", but that's a Red Hot Chili Peppers lyric
	6:49pm Just Ted: He's talking about orgasm
	6:50pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: grilled cheese IS a sandwich
	6:50pm Listener Robert: I'll be cracking up forever whenever I think Light Fingers Michelle (or was it Light Fingers Frangry) who said the rule was to never leave empty-handed.
	6:51pm Kevlicki: There's two kinds of motorcyclists- those who've been in an accident and those who will be
	6:51pm robyn: Michele, we know you do coke and we see through you.
	6:51pm Sleaze: Depends go on before underwear.
	6:52pm Kevlicki: strippers do coke
	6:52pm Just Ted: @Kevlicki How are you feeling, BTW?
	6:52pm Just Ted: @Kevlicki its more meth now.
	6:53pm miles: Michelle is pro " drugs" but anti coke? what "drugs"?
	6:53pm Kevlicki: @JT dong really good. Only a tiny bit of topical numbness
	6:53pm melinda: 'It's hard to have friends when you're super-horny' haha
	6:53pm robyn: @melinda it's the lack of cleanup in the public nail clipping that bothers me. it's a weird thing to leave for someone else to clean up imo
	6:53pm Just Ted: Michele is pro-Gatorade
	6:53pm Kevlicki: Ultimate rule, keep right- pass left
	6:54pm melinda: @robyn yeah, leaving clippings is gross.
	6:54pm JM: We don't believe the hype it's a sequel
	6:55pm JM: Don't believe the hype it's a sequel
	6:55pm tomasz.: this guy's a wrong'un
	6:55pm Kevlicki: I will burn your hair in your sleep if you use my toothbrush
	6:55pm Richard S: Use a paper towel before using someone else's toothbrush
	6:55pm seth: Unwritten rule: If u get a parking ticket, do not drive around with it on your windshield.
	6:55pm TheRapperWithNoName: that guy better not breed
	6:55pm Kali G: Gentlemen always put the seat down after flushing and a Lady never watches!
	6:55pm Just Ted: Technically you can pass hep C that way, but its very rare.
	6:56pm Just Ted: Sharing razors is more common.
	6:57pm TheRapperWithNoName: smoke dank as often as possible
	6:57pm Just Ted: But what about the sign-off...
	6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Huh...Some phone problem I guess. Never leave your shopping cart in the parking lot, put it away nice and neat.
	6:57pm Kevlicki: Frangry gets to hang up on whomever she likes
	6:57pm Just Ted: Unwritten rule is Frangry can't do the sign-off
	6:57pm dale: frangry just set back our relations with china 50 years
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Never say "you know who you look like?"
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm Kevlicki: later weirdos
	6:58pm TheRapperWithNoName: GERP WITH ME
	6:58pm Richard S: BYEEEE!!!!!
	6:58pm Tone Loc: Good night Ladies!!!!!!!!!!
	6:59pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't wear so many jungle keys!!!
	6:59pm TheRapperWithNoName: MINYONG
	6:59pm Just Ted: Great show!
	7:00pm miles: too many happening
	7:00pm madman: HAPPY EASTER
	7:00pm Tone Loc: @Robyn - Thanks for calling in - always a pleasure

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 14, 2017

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April 14, 2017: Life's Unwritten Rules

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Listener comments!
	6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone
	6:03pm Carmichael: RRRRAAAABBBBBBBBBIIIITTTTSSS!!!!
	6:03pm miles: hi
	6:04pm Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague: TURTLES.
	6:04pm Frangry: Hi Weirdos!!!!!!!!!!!
	6:04pm dale: where the eff are the weirdos?
	6:04pm Just Ted: You don't tug on superman's cape / You don't spit into the wind / You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger / And you don't mess around with Frangry and Michele...
	6:04pm glenn: life's unwritten rule? always put the toilet seat down.
	6:04pm common: Happy Friday!
	6:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: It's Robot Hour on WFMU!
	6:05pm dale: rule # 1 - never use a dry finger
	6:05pm Paul D.: Happy Friday
	6:05pm robyn: never call a woman handsome
	6:05pm Mark M.: Hello Ladies.
	6:05pm Just Ted: Unwritten rule don't wear other peoples glasses
	6:06pm SeanG: never go stoned to the dentist
	6:06pm glenn: and NEVER lend money to friends. you'll lose both.
	6:06pm Jordan: @Robyn - good one - I would never say that
	6:06pm Just Ted: Wash your hands after you go to the cemetery.
	6:06pm melinda: hi folks
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Smash the glasses
	6:06pm madman: HIGHHHHH FRANGRY,MICHELE AND COMMENTERS!!!
	6:06pm dale: glenn close is a handsome woman.
	6:07pm Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague: It is waahrm out.
	6:07pm Cheri Pi: dont fart in the vet's office and blame it on the dog
	6:07pm Carmichael: I always say that, Robyn.
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is this a repeat?
	6:07pm Mark M.: Cemeteries are cool.
	6:07pm robyn: only borrow deodorant from your 3 closest friends; the risk otherwise is too high. your mother may offer, too, but she has sex with your dad.
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: It's a bit wurm, like at the Battle of Gettysburg
	6:08pm Richard S: Hello!
	6:08pm robyn: @Carmichael "HEY, HANDSOME!! -- YEAH, YOU WITH THE TITS!"
	6:08pm dale: our cat fraidy has foul farts and we took him to the vet and he stunk up the exam room. i hd to blame the cat cus he really did it.
	6:09pm dale: dot store dot com/
	6:09pm adrian in mpls: I love that shirt
	6:09pm melinda: Poor Fraidy. At least cats have no shame or embarrassment. As far as we know.
	6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park: Spring cleaning tips with Frangry and Michele.
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Did all the time Michele spent breathing underwater fuck up her speech and pronunciation???
	6:10pm robyn: I didn't know Ke$ha made LPs
	6:10pm MONEYBAG$: I was wondering if Frangry ever bought anything at the fair
	6:10pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is anybody gonna prank Frangry & Michele at the Record Fair???
	6:10pm Just Ted: You really don't want NORMAL people anyway.
	6:11pm dale: fraidy has tummy trouble. he usually fills the catbox with the scoots.
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: www.wfmu.store
	6:11pm robyn: just the tip. just the "Do"
	6:11pm Just Ted: That down low tickle..
	6:12pm madman: IVE BEEN BAD ON GOOD FRIDAY?
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: Can we spray stuff on Frangry & Michele???
	6:12pm Cliff (temporarily not) in Prague: Touched By A Werido: The Michele Diaries
	6:12pm dale: rule: wipe from front to back.
	6:13pm Richard S: Unwritten Rule #146: Always wait at least two hours before you go see why your dynamite didn't explode.
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: Will Michele bring her VITAMIX to the Record Fair???
	6:13pm robyn: @Frangry Michele's real secret life is that we are married and have two homes in Connecticut (*filled with drugs).
	6:13pm ben: milk first
	6:13pm Just Ted: Under makes it easier to tear, but I can see how over seems more appropriate
	6:14pm dale: rule - PLEASE get your pubic hair off the soap in the shower!
	6:14pm Mark M.: What eccentric people.
	6:14pm JM: Over not under otherwise the pattern faces the wall.
	6:14pm Salamander: don't feed your kit-ten filet minyong
	6:14pm Ken From Hyde Park: Right hand in the bowl; left hand in the butt.
	6:14pm Just Ted: @dale and the studio board.
	6:14pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele wants a house made of drugs...like Handel and Gretel
	6:14pm robyn: rule - don't clip your nails in public. one that APPARENTLY should be WRITTEN
	6:15pm Paul D.: Swallow or spit, don't let it sit.
	6:15pm glenn: these will now be considered written rules, right?
	6:15pm Jeff: The toilet paper definitely goes over, the only exception being for homes which are infested with things which unroll the TP - like cats or infants.
	6:15pm dale: frangry and michele are selfish lovers.
	6:16pm JM: If you're selfish
	6:16pm Paul D.: Unwritten rule #3 Don't be a menace to south central while drinkin your juice in the hood.
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't show up early for a dinner party, or empty handed...
	6:16pm WFMUshouldruletheworld: Milk. Coffee. Sugar. That is the proper order. It is the metric system of unwritten rules; everyone does it except Americans.
	6:16pm miles: unwritten rule: weirdos dont message Frangry or Michelle
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: "We're Ladies!" Uhhh
	6:17pm mrdonutsu: @Mister Johnny - Unless you're in France, then it's the rudest thing ever...
	6:17pm dale: robyn - all the hasidic jews on the subway from brooklyn clipped (or chewed) their nails on the subway. it was expected.
	6:17pm Mark M.: You're ladies alright, yeah right!
	6:18pm mrdonutsu: Never leave the tank on empty!
	6:18pm robyn: @dale well, they're the kind of people that need everything written.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: Frangry is a modern Mrs. Malaprop!!!
	6:19pm robyn: unwritten rule - you can watch TV and enjoy oral, but you probably shouldn't.
	6:19pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele only dates Sex Feinds
	6:20pm Paul D.: Poor frangles. It's just dry air.
	6:20pm Paul D.: It's gonna be ok.
	6:20pm MISTER JOHNNY: Cool nosebleed... Compound word!
	6:20pm Listener Robert: Too busy to phone, but I'm like him...I'd ask. I'm just not good at non-discursive communication, as Thos. Szasz called it. It freaks me that the offer would itself be considered impolite -- and yet that failure to ask could be real trouble. It's like you're not allowed to have sex w/o permission, you're not allowed to ask permission, but you're considered cold if you just plain fail to make any advance. It stinks.
	6:21pm fm Mike: Yeah dry air does that.
	6:22pm Paul D.: Fragile frangry just use oxy clean on it.
	6:22pm dale: i had a nosebleed that wouldn't quit a while back. you just think you have a brain cancer or something and panic.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: Never ask people how much money they make, right???
	6:22pm dale: i over tip - my wife says 'no, put it lower.'
	6:22pm robyn: don't tip with change only
	6:23pm mrdonutsu: Never tell people with nosebleeds about how your dad almost died from one...
	6:23pm Kayle in Toronto: When you walk past people walking the other direction, stay on the same side you would if you were in a car!
	6:23pm dale: jeesus, michele get's a gift and complains it wasn't big enough?
	6:23pm Richard S: Speaking of tips, if you're going to leave a bad/poor/no tip because of poor service, let the server or manager know what was wrong so they can fix it.
	6:23pm Paul D.: Unwritten rule: never leave a voicemail. Just text.
	6:24pm Daisy: Unwritten rule - watch curb your enthusiasm and what ever Larry David does dont do it.
	6:24pm fm Mike: I never eat out, so I just tip pizza places and Jimmy Johns.
	6:24pm Just Ted: @Michele, I haven't forgotten. I always bring presents.
	6:24pm MISTER JOHNNY: THAT WAS ME!!! I thought the 300 gram bars would be easier to eat ON AIR!!! You're Welcome!!!
	6:24pm melinda: @Robert I don't think asking is necessarily wrong, especially if you're not good at non-discursive communication.
	6:25pm Frangry: HOW COME I DIDNT GET ANY, MISTER JOHNNY
	6:25pm dale: fmu must be the station of 50 -60 year old men. women are a delight.
	6:25pm SPIKE: I can't wait for the record fair.
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: Please eat a Marzipan right now, Michele!!!
	6:26pm mrdonutsu: TURN DOWN YOUR FUCKING RADIO - like how many times does it have to be said?!?
	6:26pm tomasz.: this guy's high
	6:26pm Just Ted: @Mister Johnny Now you've done it. Its marzipan AND flowers for you now.
	6:26pm Ed Nastee: Never ever drink out of someone else's milk carton!
	6:26pm robyn: got Oedipus NAILED DOWN. haven't fucked my mom ONCE.
	6:26pm Paul D.: The rules of fashion must be known before they can be broken. YAAAAAAS KWEEEEEN WEEEEERQ!
	6:26pm tomasz.: marzipan is the worst
	6:26pm miles: Larry Lackawanna!
	6:27pm mrdonutsu: @robin Yes, don't fuck mom!
	6:27pm melinda: I love marzipan
	6:27pm Richard S: You can't "break the rules" if you don't know the rules in the first place.
	6:27pm Just Ted: @Ed Nastee Yep, I never drink milk at someone else house.
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: Just Marzipan @JustTed
	6:27pm DMcK: Unwritten rule: a hot dog is not a sandwich.
	6:27pm miles: "know it all" 's nosebleed tips
	6:28pm Just Ted: I also don't drink milk if it has been stored in a container other than its original.
	6:28pm Paul D.: Rule: don't bore the listeners with long winded stories and details. Thanks.
	6:28pm robyn: @Richard S now that's true.
	6:28pm mrdonutsu: Speaking of hot-dogs, ketchup? NEVER
	6:28pm robyn: unwritten rule Michele probably doesn't follow - don't use drugs you found on the ground.
	6:29pm miles: "know it all"'s ass wiping tips
	6:29pm tomasz.: ketchup and mustard both on hot dogs
	6:29pm Just Ted: Don't put ketchup on a hotdog sandwich in public. (I would say EVER, but I'm not a facist.)
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY: Frangry, let me know which kind of MARZIPAN you like...
	6:29pm Frangry: THE KIND WITH CHOCOLATE
	6:30pm dale: ape shall not kill ape.
	6:30pm Daisy: Subway on off rules is a written rule
	6:30pm Ken From Hyde Pb a mb ark: Topic variation: Rules that may be unwritten but should be: Don't leave a big pile of foot powder in the gym locker room.
	6:30pm Just Ted: Don't flirt with a married woman.
	6:30pm Paul D.: Unwritten rule: obey your thirst.
	6:31pm dale: unwritten rule - don't change the topic mid show. LIKE YOU DID LAST WEEK.
	6:31pm Richard S: Unwritten Rule for Driving: You should always be able to stop in the distance you can see.
	6:31pm misterpickles69: Right shoe first, then left.
	6:31pm dale: unwritten rule - shower between lovers.
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: Unwritten Rule - send Michele stuff because she deserves it (and can breathe Underwater)
	6:32pm Just Ted: I feel that, I always take something from a hotel when I leave.
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: Dark Chocolate Marzipan??? Little ones or the BIG LOAF???
	6:33pm fm Mike: Wow, I'm calling and getting outcalled by crap rules.
	6:33pm Just Ted: Along the same lines, be generous, that way you have something to take away from people when they disappoint you.
	6:33pm Cheri Pi: i love ketchup on a hotdog
	6:34pm Richard S: Good one, Just Ted!
	6:34pm JM: The shark in Finding Nemo's name Bruce
	6:34pm mrdonutsu: I know this has been divisive before here, but: It is acceptable to pee in the shower...
	6:34pm Just Ted: @Frangry: Ummm cause of Springsteen???
	6:34pm dale: my brother is named bruce. he's retarded and lives in a county funded home.
	6:34pm Ed Nastee: Don't pick your nose in traffic
	6:34pm Richard S: Only if it's your own shower, mrdonutsu.
	6:35pm JM: Don't run with scissors
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Be nice to Waitstaff, okay...don't be a jerk or I'll fuck with your food...
	6:35pm Kevlicki: Frangles and foodbed are you going to the Sweet Spirit show tomorrow?
	6:35pm Matt Warwick: What kind of monster would put jelly first?
	6:35pm tomasz.: first peanut butter then jelly, what does this mean? surely you just put one on each side of the bread
	6:35pm Just Ted: Yes, peanut butter on one side, jelly on the other
	6:35pm mrdonutsu: Or the hotel shower from which you are removing everything to take with you...
	6:35pm fm Mike: Forget calling, I'll just submit my life unwritten rule here. Life's Unwritten Rule: When making chocolate milk, pour the milk first, then add the chocolate syrup.
	6:36pm tomasz.: i meant to say one on each piece of bread obviously
	6:36pm Richard S: Put the PB on one slice of bread, then the jelly on the other, then carefully put them together.
	6:36pm Just Ted: Yes you can in fact tie your shoes wrong.
	6:36pm tomasz.: this guy sucks
	6:36pm JM: Puff puff pass
	6:37pm Kayle in Toronto: Single knots are aesthetically pleasing + for those who like to live dangerously tho
	6:37pm tomasz.: headrush isn't a drug. that's why we have actual proper drugs
	6:38pm tomasz.: American women are alright with me
	6:38pm dale: wow - i just ate two packages of crackers from the diner.
	6:38pm tomasz.: relatedly, i am still available for import
	6:39pm Just Ted: Are you kidding Frangry, how can you compare bleeding to crackers??
	6:39pm Tone Loc: @Frangry - might you have cocaine nose?
	6:39pm Eric from Bellingham: When in doubt, just pull out.
	6:39pm Frangry: Nah, i dont do that anymore
	6:39pm six: Do not use your house keys to clean out your ear wax and DEFINITELY not on the subway!
	6:39pm Wretch: Get it in writing is an unwritten rule. I like it.
	6:40pm JM: Wow the Archie Bunker Glenn Jones copycat got on the list?
	6:40pm Tone Loc: Good for you Frangry..........
	6:40pm tomasz.: oh, that's a good one actually. never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear
	6:40pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't "Mansplain"
	6:40pm mary: sock shoe, sock shoe like real artists, right michele?
	6:40pm Just Ted: @JM yeah, thats an old skit.
	6:41pm Just Ted: My favorite is the Kit-ten shirt.
	6:41pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't call Frangry "SWEETHEART" She will fuck you UP!!!
	6:41pm Billy Jam: as someone who listens very closely while recording/monitoring your every word to remix 20 mins later - like right now - I can attest that this is one of the best mic break technically on point shows u have done - no over modulating - just crystal clear sounds from 2 girls who like to have fun on a Friday night - Good job Weirdos
	6:41pm Kayle in Toronto: I got a bunch of ink stains on my pizza shirt when it went through the wash but I can't ever stop wearing it
	6:41pm JM: Don't pee in the shower
	6:42pm Richard S: Don't poop in the shower!
	6:43pm miles: the dance thing isn't a rule nor is it true
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: New Topic: GROSS OR NOT GROSS
	6:43pm Just Ted: He has to keep his star talent happy.
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: I'll bet Michele is a better dancer than Frangry, right???
	6:44pm Just Ted: Robyn! Robyn! Robyn! Robyn!
	6:45pm JM: Don't clean your ears with your car keys
	6:45pm Frangry: yeah, im the worst dancer
	6:45pm madman: YES robyn
	6:45pm Just Ted: What about filing you nails, I think thats worse. All that nail dust in the air, going into your lungs. Setting up shop in a moist bronchiole.
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Everything is OKAY if you don't get caught
	6:47pm miles: no shoulder tap
	6:47pm madman: HEY KEVLICKI
	6:47pm melinda: I think people clip their nails in public because it's just nails, they're not doing intimate grooming. But the sound is irritating.
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Michele is a Blockbuster Babe!!!
	6:47pm Just Ted: Kick them in the back of the leg then slip on through.
	6:48pm Just Ted: I always tell my mom she loves my little brother more but its OK. It pisses her off.
	6:48pm milkis: Eating crunchy food in a meeting or class.
	6:49pm tomasz.: lol that doesn't even make sense
	6:49pm Just Ted: The big O
	6:49pm tomasz.: i think it's "if you have to ask, you'll never know", but that's a Red Hot Chili Peppers lyric
	6:49pm Just Ted: He's talking about orgasm
	6:50pm a hot dog is NOT a sandwich: grilled cheese IS a sandwich
	6:50pm Listener Robert: I'll be cracking up forever whenever I think Light Fingers Michelle (or was it Light Fingers Frangry) who said the rule was to never leave empty-handed.
	6:51pm Kevlicki: There's two kinds of motorcyclists- those who've been in an accident and those who will be
	6:51pm robyn: Michele, we know you do coke and we see through you.
	6:51pm Sleaze: Depends go on before underwear.
	6:52pm Kevlicki: strippers do coke
	6:52pm Just Ted: @Kevlicki How are you feeling, BTW?
	6:52pm Just Ted: @Kevlicki its more meth now.
	6:53pm miles: Michelle is pro " drugs" but anti coke? what "drugs"?
	6:53pm Kevlicki: @JT dong really good. Only a tiny bit of topical numbness
	6:53pm melinda: 'It's hard to have friends when you're super-horny' haha
	6:53pm robyn: @melinda it's the lack of cleanup in the public nail clipping that bothers me. it's a weird thing to leave for someone else to clean up imo
	6:53pm Just Ted: Michele is pro-Gatorade
	6:53pm Kevlicki: Ultimate rule, keep right- pass left
	6:54pm melinda: @robyn yeah, leaving clippings is gross.
	6:54pm JM: We don't believe the hype it's a sequel
	6:55pm JM: Don't believe the hype it's a sequel
	6:55pm tomasz.: this guy's a wrong'un
	6:55pm Kevlicki: I will burn your hair in your sleep if you use my toothbrush
	6:55pm Richard S: Use a paper towel before using someone else's toothbrush
	6:55pm seth: Unwritten rule: If u get a parking ticket, do not drive around with it on your windshield.
	6:55pm TheRapperWithNoName: that guy better not breed
	6:55pm Kali G: Gentlemen always put the seat down after flushing and a Lady never watches!
	6:55pm Just Ted: Technically you can pass hep C that way, but its very rare.
	6:56pm Just Ted: Sharing razors is more common.
	6:57pm TheRapperWithNoName: smoke dank as often as possible
	6:57pm Just Ted: But what about the sign-off...
	6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Huh...Some phone problem I guess. Never leave your shopping cart in the parking lot, put it away nice and neat.
	6:57pm Kevlicki: Frangry gets to hang up on whomever she likes
	6:57pm Just Ted: Unwritten rule is Frangry can't do the sign-off
	6:57pm dale: frangry just set back our relations with china 50 years
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Never say "you know who you look like?"
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm Kevlicki: later weirdos
	6:58pm TheRapperWithNoName: GERP WITH ME
	6:58pm Richard S: BYEEEE!!!!!
	6:58pm Tone Loc: Good night Ladies!!!!!!!!!!
	6:59pm MISTER JOHNNY: Don't wear so many jungle keys!!!
	6:59pm TheRapperWithNoName: MINYONG
	6:59pm Just Ted: Great show!
	7:00pm miles: too many happening
	7:00pm madman: HAPPY EASTER
	7:00pm Tone Loc: @Robyn - Thanks for calling in - always a pleasure

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 14, 2017

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