WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 1, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Fred: did they already do the sorrow bit?
	🚂 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Hmm, I know what to do for a pledge, it involves Andy's gum
	6:02pm cosmic matrix: just got the comic book! it looks AMAZING!
	6:05pm Switchblade Batman: If she's cute, single how much do I have to donate for a dinner date or a movie with her? We obviously have a love of WFMU in common.
	6:05pm howard in nyc: Hey Andy, be cautioned. Pimpin' ain't easy.
	6:05pm Linda Lee: y'all need to pimp yourselves out ~ not Amy! :-D
	6:05pm Jeff: You could tattoo someone's face on Andy's forehead.
	🚂 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park: Are you looking for an example such as "Ken & Andy help clean out the garage"?
	6:10pm Linda Lee: i want soft-core leather porn with feathers. Long Dong Freedman & Big Daddy Andy.
	6:10pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Please let us know what fraction of the station revenue used to come via "J.M. in the A.M.", so those of us who've given in the past might increase our previous amounts accordingly (or more).
	6:10pm Fred: how about... how much will listeners pay not to "do" Andy... or for that matter Ken....?
	🚂 6:11pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I want to call, but Nick the Bard is so intimidating
	6:12pm Linda Lee: please call, Aaron!
	🚂 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Just for you Linda, I will
	6:13pm Nick the Bard: So people are going to be dicks on the phone tonight I see...
	6:13pm Linda Lee: good! miss hearing you! :-)
	6:13pm dale: the graphic novel is fantastic. all the artists must have brought a sense of pride and immense work ethic to the design project.
	🚂 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I wont be one Nick if you arn't
	6:14pm melinda: I like Linda's porn suggestion.
	6:14pm Linda Lee: thank you melinda! :-D
	6:15pm Torbjørn: Maybe Andy could provide social media zinger-ification ? Something like "Uncle Andy drives your instagram profile for 24 hours, guaranteed to drive entertain your friends and family". Of course, could backfire spectacularly ..
	6:15pm Dave in Vermont: Andy should agree to tithe a percentage of his income equal to the amount that Nachum brought in.
	🚂 6:16pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Damn it, I called studio A, not B. My bad
	6:17pm Tommy in Neversink: Mabey it's not too late to get Tom Sharplin back
	6:17pm dale: i could see a film adaptation of 'the bucket list' with danny devito as andy and woody harrelson as ken.
	6:17pm (((Murakami Whywolf): How about a 'safe word' to make Andy turn-off his 'most annoying person in the world' act, because it's just worn thin, at least for me, and is at times only annoying.
	6:18pm Chud: Just a heads up, you can decode a phone number from the touch tone sounds.
	🚂 6:18pm Aaron in Minneapolis: You cant hear the station on the Studio B line while on hold, so they should get on that
	6:19pm Chud: You may want to mute that bit in the archives
	6:19pm Linda Lee: Aaron!!!!
	6:21pm Linda Lee: good work!!! great request!!
	6:21pm dale: 'wintercrest' gum? that sounds delicious and refreshing!
	6:22pm northguineahills: lultz!
	6:23pm steve: haha
	🚂 6:23pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I almost said Hitler was not all wrong, I am glad I didn't
	6:24pm Switchblade Batman: If Andy reads my screenplay, I'd kick in $20
	6:24pm Linda Lee: it was perfect. :-)
	6:24pm steve: Andy had a show cancelled last year? meaning a show that never made it to production?
	6:25pm Switchblade Batman: Alright $50. I'm poor AF
	🚂 6:31pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Or, Hitler did nothing wrong
	6:31pm dale: hasn't been a good comedy about radio since newsradio. maybe a comedy about a freeform station and all the hippies who work there would be cool.
	6:32pm Linda Lee: dale, wasn't there a film about british pirate radio not long ago?
	6:33pm steve: i would appreciate someone just telling me the end of Get Out
	6:33pm dale: yes linda, alan something?
	6:34pm dale: alan PARTRIDGE.
	6:35pm Linda Lee: i was thinking of 'Pirate Radio' ~09
	6:35pm dale: oh. don't know that one.
	6:37pm Linda Lee: British pirate radio, 60s era. could be fun!
	6:37pm Marcel M: Damn 50 centz for a loosie... fuckoutta here. its a buck.
	🚂 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: For the month of April (National Poetry Month), the hosts agree to read a poem that the listener sends in each week.
	6:39pm dale: is it about radio caroline or fictionalized?
	6:39pm melinda: This is cute.
	6:39pm Linda Lee: fiction i believe.
	6:40pm common: how was the butt plug chapter of the book, by the way?
	6:41pm Timm from Chicago: Hey guys! Thanks for wheelin' and dealin' with me. I'm gonna sell 150 looseys between now and next week to get you the money.
	6:41pm dale: don't sell them for 50 cents timm - you'll be in the red.
	6:43pm dale: if andy pays ME i'll have a sexual dream about him.
	6:43pm BEAVO: Meryl has only won 3 oscars.
	6:46pm dale: 'bury myself in balls'
	6:46pm Linda Lee: can we get a vimeo of ken buried in balls at ikea?
	6:47pm cosmic matrix: hey linda, call and ask for a hearty white night light! now's your chance!
	6:47pm dale: lotta 'balls' going on at ikea
	🚂 6:47pm cklequ interior: Ikea has a ball room?
	6:48pm Linda Lee: i think this is about SSD, cosmic. i think they'd resent the request.
	6:48pm BEAVO: One was supporting. Kramer vs Kramer. The Iron Lady and Sophie's Choice best actress.
	6:49pm cosmic matrix: good point, linda. it might get their goat, though, as it were!
	6:50pm howard in nyc: Lot's wife
	6:50pm Linda Lee: i'll email Ken privately & ask for the night light.
	6:50pm shtus: lots wife
	6:50pm BEAVO: Lots wifw
	6:50pm Nick the Bard: ikea has a giant ballpit room for you to go dump off your kids so you can go buy your afordable swedish crap and eat those rancid meatballs. and then the kids go and spit all over the balls (that actually happened when I went there back in like, 1990)
	6:50pm dale: lot's wife edith - wonder if she talked like edith bunker.
	6:51pm noel: the masturbatorium drains into the Great Swamp.
	6:51pm Switchblade Batman: Ken you plat shitty flute constantly, there's not much you're embarrassed by
	6:51pm dale: and there child was salteena?
	6:51pm Jeff: Saltina.
	6:52pm BEAVO: This show is almost as good as Shut up Weirdo
	6:53pm BEAVO: Not saying much
	6:53pm dale: bikini girls coming up!
	6:54pm Linda Lee: quick someone, pay them a hundred to go! :-D
	6:55pm Linda Lee: it's called payola.
	6:55pm BEAVO: I gave 100 last fall that's all your getting out of me this year.
	6:56pm River: Barbie Girl by Aqua.
	6:56pm Marcel M: Shugazi
	6:57pm dale: masturbatory porch, i hope.
	6:57pm Linda Lee: i hope not, for the neighbors' sake
	6:58pm River: @ThisShowIsShit Hey. We don't do that here, this isn't that sort of place. Let's not ruin the community for everyone shall we.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 1, 2017

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March 1, 2017: Ken and Andy Buy Your Loyalty
Tonight's show was the last show before the pledge drive! Ken and Andy would like to hear from listeners to find out what they can do to get fans to donate to Seven Second Delay next week. Many people call in with both suggestions and requests.

Most of the suggestions are non-starters, the first one being another tattoo for Andy. Liam (of Liamora fame) calls and proposes a college and community radio pet mascot contest. Evan (non-Breckman) calls and advocates for bringing Gentle Jim back!

Andy has the idea to call Nachum. Ken initially resists, but then a caller offers up his entire paycheck if Ken calls him! Ken tries, but is forced to leave a message, and the pair chase Nachum down through the remainder of the show.

Some promise to pledge to WFMU if their requests are met:
- A caller asks Andy to refrain from chewing gum
- A caller asks to be an actor on one of Andy's TV shows. Andy negotiates it down to an audition.
- A caller requests a SSD comic book
- Molly Breckman requests that Andy end each show by proclaiming her to be his favorite.
- A caller asks Ken to play his song on Ken's show
- A caller wants Ken and Andy to go to Ikea with her and Irwin
- A caller offers a pledge so that Andy and Ken DON'T have to go to Ikea!

Also, Andy toys with idea of charging people for having dreams about him, and he threatens to spoil the movie "Get Out" if a pledge isn't made!

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Fred: did they already do the sorrow bit?
	🚂 6:02pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Hmm, I know what to do for a pledge, it involves Andy's gum
	6:02pm cosmic matrix: just got the comic book! it looks AMAZING!
	6:05pm Switchblade Batman: If she's cute, single how much do I have to donate for a dinner date or a movie with her? We obviously have a love of WFMU in common.
	6:05pm howard in nyc: Hey Andy, be cautioned. Pimpin' ain't easy.
	6:05pm Linda Lee: y'all need to pimp yourselves out ~ not Amy! :-D
	6:05pm Jeff: You could tattoo someone's face on Andy's forehead.
	🚂 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park: Are you looking for an example such as "Ken & Andy help clean out the garage"?
	6:10pm Linda Lee: i want soft-core leather porn with feathers. Long Dong Freedman & Big Daddy Andy.
	6:10pm (Murakami Whywolf))): Please let us know what fraction of the station revenue used to come via "J.M. in the A.M.", so those of us who've given in the past might increase our previous amounts accordingly (or more).
	6:10pm Fred: how about... how much will listeners pay not to "do" Andy... or for that matter Ken....?
	🚂 6:11pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I want to call, but Nick the Bard is so intimidating
	6:12pm Linda Lee: please call, Aaron!
	🚂 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Just for you Linda, I will
	6:13pm Nick the Bard: So people are going to be dicks on the phone tonight I see...
	6:13pm Linda Lee: good! miss hearing you! :-)
	6:13pm dale: the graphic novel is fantastic. all the artists must have brought a sense of pride and immense work ethic to the design project.
	🚂 6:13pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I wont be one Nick if you arn't
	6:14pm melinda: I like Linda's porn suggestion.
	6:14pm Linda Lee: thank you melinda! :-D
	6:15pm Torbjørn: Maybe Andy could provide social media zinger-ification ? Something like "Uncle Andy drives your instagram profile for 24 hours, guaranteed to drive entertain your friends and family". Of course, could backfire spectacularly ..
	6:15pm Dave in Vermont: Andy should agree to tithe a percentage of his income equal to the amount that Nachum brought in.
	🚂 6:16pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Damn it, I called studio A, not B. My bad
	6:17pm Tommy in Neversink: Mabey it's not too late to get Tom Sharplin back
	6:17pm dale: i could see a film adaptation of 'the bucket list' with danny devito as andy and woody harrelson as ken.
	6:17pm (((Murakami Whywolf): How about a 'safe word' to make Andy turn-off his 'most annoying person in the world' act, because it's just worn thin, at least for me, and is at times only annoying.
	6:18pm Chud: Just a heads up, you can decode a phone number from the touch tone sounds.
	🚂 6:18pm Aaron in Minneapolis: You cant hear the station on the Studio B line while on hold, so they should get on that
	6:19pm Chud: You may want to mute that bit in the archives
	6:19pm Linda Lee: Aaron!!!!
	6:21pm Linda Lee: good work!!! great request!!
	6:21pm dale: 'wintercrest' gum? that sounds delicious and refreshing!
	6:22pm northguineahills: lultz!
	6:23pm steve: haha
	🚂 6:23pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I almost said Hitler was not all wrong, I am glad I didn't
	6:24pm Switchblade Batman: If Andy reads my screenplay, I'd kick in $20
	6:24pm Linda Lee: it was perfect. :-)
	6:24pm steve: Andy had a show cancelled last year? meaning a show that never made it to production?
	6:25pm Switchblade Batman: Alright $50. I'm poor AF
	🚂 6:31pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Or, Hitler did nothing wrong
	6:31pm dale: hasn't been a good comedy about radio since newsradio. maybe a comedy about a freeform station and all the hippies who work there would be cool.
	6:32pm Linda Lee: dale, wasn't there a film about british pirate radio not long ago?
	6:33pm steve: i would appreciate someone just telling me the end of Get Out
	6:33pm dale: yes linda, alan something?
	6:34pm dale: alan PARTRIDGE.
	6:35pm Linda Lee: i was thinking of 'Pirate Radio' ~09
	6:35pm dale: oh. don't know that one.
	6:37pm Linda Lee: British pirate radio, 60s era. could be fun!
	6:37pm Marcel M: Damn 50 centz for a loosie... fuckoutta here. its a buck.
	🚂 6:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: For the month of April (National Poetry Month), the hosts agree to read a poem that the listener sends in each week.
	6:39pm dale: is it about radio caroline or fictionalized?
	6:39pm melinda: This is cute.
	6:39pm Linda Lee: fiction i believe.
	6:40pm common: how was the butt plug chapter of the book, by the way?
	6:41pm Timm from Chicago: Hey guys! Thanks for wheelin' and dealin' with me. I'm gonna sell 150 looseys between now and next week to get you the money.
	6:41pm dale: don't sell them for 50 cents timm - you'll be in the red.
	6:43pm dale: if andy pays ME i'll have a sexual dream about him.
	6:43pm BEAVO: Meryl has only won 3 oscars.
	6:46pm dale: 'bury myself in balls'
	6:46pm Linda Lee: can we get a vimeo of ken buried in balls at ikea?
	6:47pm cosmic matrix: hey linda, call and ask for a hearty white night light! now's your chance!
	6:47pm dale: lotta 'balls' going on at ikea
	🚂 6:47pm cklequ interior: Ikea has a ball room?
	6:48pm Linda Lee: i think this is about SSD, cosmic. i think they'd resent the request.
	6:48pm BEAVO: One was supporting. Kramer vs Kramer. The Iron Lady and Sophie's Choice best actress.
	6:49pm cosmic matrix: good point, linda. it might get their goat, though, as it were!
	6:50pm howard in nyc: Lot's wife
	6:50pm Linda Lee: i'll email Ken privately & ask for the night light.
	6:50pm shtus: lots wife
	6:50pm BEAVO: Lots wifw
	6:50pm Nick the Bard: ikea has a giant ballpit room for you to go dump off your kids so you can go buy your afordable swedish crap and eat those rancid meatballs. and then the kids go and spit all over the balls (that actually happened when I went there back in like, 1990)
	6:50pm dale: lot's wife edith - wonder if she talked like edith bunker.
	6:51pm noel: the masturbatorium drains into the Great Swamp.
	6:51pm Switchblade Batman: Ken you plat shitty flute constantly, there's not much you're embarrassed by
	6:51pm dale: and there child was salteena?
	6:51pm Jeff: Saltina.
	6:52pm BEAVO: This show is almost as good as Shut up Weirdo
	6:53pm BEAVO: Not saying much
	6:53pm dale: bikini girls coming up!
	6:54pm Linda Lee: quick someone, pay them a hundred to go! :-D
	6:55pm Linda Lee: it's called payola.
	6:55pm BEAVO: I gave 100 last fall that's all your getting out of me this year.
	6:56pm River: Barbie Girl by Aqua.
	6:56pm Marcel M: Shugazi
	6:57pm dale: masturbatory porch, i hope.
	6:57pm Linda Lee: i hope not, for the neighbors' sake
	6:58pm River: @ThisShowIsShit Hey. We don't do that here, this isn't that sort of place. Let's not ruin the community for everyone shall we.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 1, 2017

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