WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from October 19, 2015

Listener comments!
	9:01pm bobdoesthings: hello
	9:01pm P-90: Yo Dave & Co.!
	9:01pm DaveHill: Bonjour! Or something!
	9:01pm braveness23: Good evening
	9:02pm Deb: Hullo Dave and Dave Fans!
	9:02pm Deb: Is that you Dave from before?
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: Let's go Mets & Giants...and hi folks
	9:02pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Seventhsies!
	9:02pm braveness23: Can anyone tell me how to change my payment method for my Swag For Life WFMU pledge? I'm changing banks and have a new card
	9:02pm Deb: TGIM!
	9:02pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Mets!
	9:02pm james: evenin folks
	9:03pm DaveHill: So you guys are good mostly or what?!
	9:03pm DaveHill: It's me. From before.
	9:03pm P-90: Enchanté, I'm sure, Sir
	9:03pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Mostly. Less what.
	9:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: AWbAW!
	9:03pm james: feel like callin in? 201-209-9368
	9:04pm Deb: A co-worker was in China last week; he got the flu and threw up on the Great Wall. Take that China!
	9:04pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Who is James? The new Shaina? Or the new Danne?
	9:04pm Deb: @james are you the phone screener?
	9:05pm james: filling the void once again
	9:05pm hola-soymilk: Is danne ruining--I mean running the phones tonight?
	9:05pm hola-soymilk: GO CUBS, you fecking dunces
	9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: I feel better than James Brown.
	9:06pm P-90: "Ange Sorcierre" en Francais. I think.
	9:06pm Deb: Is Danne on house arrest or something?
	9:06pm james: no danne tonight, no cookies either
	9:06pm BenDoverMD: Reverb much?
	9:06pm Deb: Go Royals.
	9:06pm hola-soymilk: Danne is on kale arrest
	9:06pm Crumb: hello
	9:06pm Deb: hahahaha soymilk
	9:06pm JeffHQ: Smashing salutations.
	9:07pm DaveHill: Danne is in jail. Again. We are all very worried.
	9:07pm Erma Gherd: weirdly I was just thinking about how much money had been raised when I was in the shower earlier today. I promise it wasn't sexy. Who is James? Is he a sexy single?
	9:07pm bobdoesthings: @dave - the fbi have anything to do with it?
	9:07pm Deb: Why don't people name their daughters Margo anymore?
	9:07pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: @DaveHill: Is he in Cookie Jail? That place is rigged.
	9:07pm DaveHill: Yes and no, bobdoesthings. And yes.
	9:07pm Erma Gherd: is it jail or prison? Inquiring minds want to know!
	9:08pm P-90: I knew it: Dave finally drove Danne up to a nice farm upstate where he can run free and play with the other screeners.
	9:08pm BenDoverMD: Someone send Danne a kale cake with a file in it
	9:08pm Deb: OTSB for Danne
	9:08pm hola-soymilk: @Deb no shit I was thinking about naming my (future) daughter Margot but my husband hates that name because he's a FECKING DUNCE
	9:08pm bobdoesthings: @bendover - and instructions on how to make some hooch
	9:08pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: @P-90: Until he dies from cookie inhalation?
	9:09pm hola-soymilk: Hah cookie jail
	9:09pm Erma Gherd: are you in a family way, hola?!?
	9:09pm james: excellent usage of 'fecking' so far tonight!
	9:09pm P-90: Is Shaina out there somewhere? Listening in at least?
	9:09pm Deb: well, don't have a baby with him!
	9:09pm hola-soymilk: Erma I think jail is short amounts of time and prison is longer
	9:09pm Erma Gherd: Father Ted fans here? FECK!
	9:10pm Deb: Dave you sound nasal. Green tea will help you.
	9:10pm hola-soymilk: What's family way?
	9:10pm hola-soymilk: Down with this sort of thing
	9:10pm Crumb: hola is correct. jail is the county, prison is the state.
	9:10pm Erma Gherd: I think one is not sentenced and one is sentenced (prison v. jail) and FAMILY WAY IS PREGNIT!
	9:10pm Deb: hmmm, butt sounds about right from what I hear about NJ
	9:11pm Deb: I say, "with child."
	9:11pm P-90: Lemme guess: "james" is an Eagle Scout earning his broadcast engineering merit badge...?
	9:11pm james: where are you Deb?
	9:12pm hola-soymilk: Erma, oh no, not pregnant. Which is good for everyone.
	9:12pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Does James have acne?
	9:12pm Deb: That's the only access I do have.
	9:12pm hola-soymilk: Jake, he has a giant PEACH
	9:12pm BenDoverMD: What what!
	9:12pm james: Only where my headgear chafes
	9:12pm Erma Gherd: you have teef to repair, @hola.
	9:13pm hola-soymilk: Feck off headgear
	9:13pm james: haha well played
	9:13pm P-90: I miss me my Shaina.
	9:13pm hola-soymilk: I hope jimmy calls in
	9:14pm chad from oregon: I understand the pain spoken in the lyrics of Angel Witch (by Angel Witch from Angel Witch) now. We are all Angel Witch.
	9:14pm Deb: Shaina and Monte must be out on the town.
	9:14pm james: I'll do my best P-90
	9:14pm hola-soymilk: Erma, so true.
	9:15pm BenDoverMD: Dave: add me to your will in case you don't make it through the show
	9:15pm hola-soymilk: Yeah I miss Shaina. I mean sure James is great because he's not danne but I like having the sweet voice of a woman on the air for those lonely nights on my rig
	9:15pm Deb: Budgets are due in Oct. All the public radio stations want $$ but I'm broke. No raises at my company!
	9:15pm hola-soymilk: You really fecking blew it with that background music, Dave
	9:16pm james: yea, on that count, soymilk, I'm of no use to ya
	9:16pm braveness23: speaking of silent fundraiser, don't be too silent. How do I change my payment debit card?
	9:16pm hola-soymilk: James, talk in a soft voice I won't notice
	9:16pm JeffHQ: My pocket change is coated in my phlegm.
	9:16pm Deb: 58% raised! Do cookies count?
	9:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: Looks like my stove is ready to cash it in. A small burner quit working a couple years ago and now another one doesn't regulate. When it turns on, it's 100% hot and scorches things.
	9:17pm Deb: All the Liberal cities heard from...
	9:18pm Erma Gherd: @braveness23 - email someone at wfmu - try scott@wfmu.org
	9:18pm Deb: and I thought Hyde Park was better than that, Ken!
	9:18pm Deb: Perfectly clear, Dave.
	9:18pm braveness23: @Erma - OK
	9:19pm P-90: There's a podcast version of this show on iTunes? Does Ken know about this?
	9:19pm _TMFC_: : ) https://youtu.be/KyNJnxNJRLU
	9:19pm Deb: Dave, might has well take whiskey instead of the night/day swill.
	9:20pm hola-soymilk: DayQuil + NyQuil = gonna ruin you
	9:20pm herb.nyc: Giggle- Dave said "cock"
	9:20pm bobdoesthings: @p-90 - I think a few shows are on itunes... could be wrong, I think SUW and 7SD are right?
	9:20pm jon: i hope they make an afternoonquil
	9:21pm P-90: Oh Yeah, I've "accidentally" drunk a bunch of NyQuil myself a few times...
	9:21pm bobdoesthings: @p-90 - yup.. a bunch of shows are on itunes.. just searched... antique phonograph.. dave emory.. downtown soulville.. some old best show stuff.
	9:21pm hola-soymilk: Same p90, same
	9:22pm swan: Metallica!
	9:22pm P-90: @bob: Uh, I was jesting....
	9:22pm Monstrositor: Before DayQuil came along, I used to have to chase my NyQuil with Vivarin to make high school more interesting.
	9:23pm P-90: Wow, De Niro and Danzig in the same month!
	9:23pm hola-soymilk: What's Instagram?
	9:23pm bobdoesthings: oh.. I am slow. sorrrrrry... BUT I just found the app "andymatic zingatron" (andy breckman joke app?!?!) didnt know this existed. whaha
	9:23pm Fuzzy: Tunein Radio has most 'FMU shows too.
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Long live Danzig. And Phil. And Dave.
	9:25pm Deb: Dave, the new , Icarus! F
	9:26pm hola-soymilk: King diamond poetry slam?
	9:26pm _TMFC_: I approve #NoAction : )
	9:26pm Danne D: Hi Dave and Shiana and James and everyone!
	9:27pm Deb: you post pictures on Instagram.Dave has and acct.
	9:27pm Matt from Springfield: I'm getting traction from "No Action". Hiya Dave and GD Hillfolk!
	9:27pm james: hey danne
	9:27pm bobdoesthings: hey danne
	9:27pm Deb: hey, I changed and to an! it didn't save it.
	9:28pm DaveHill: Danne!
	9:28pm hola-soymilk: Hi danne, nice seeing you here.
	9:29pm DaveHill: AND I will hopefully meet Snoop Dogg on Friday!
	9:29pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Dude met Danzig.
	9:29pm BillDolanBDC: Luigi Food
	9:29pm BriJet: Hello y'all.
	9:31pm DaveHill: BriJet! Bill!!
	9:31pm Matt from Springfield: Snoop is the Dawg! Or is it the "Lion" now? I think that was just a phase.. Get well soon Danne! And don't throw out the kale cake we're going to send you - there's a surprise inside!
	9:33pm Matt from Springfield: YES! Dave is the new Canadian Prime Minister! "Fireside chats" and civic call-ins every Monday, right?
	9:33pm Deb: my Canadian friend says to Dump Harper.
	9:33pm Mailman Tom: The Cubs haven't won since 1908. They were Carl Kolchak's favorite team.
	9:34pm Danne D: Hey Bob and Hola and BriJet
	9:35pm JakeGould: The Cubs losing would make the Mets winning even more surreal.
	9:35pm Deb: Justin Trudeau for the WIN!
	9:36pm jon: hope the plague isnt catchy
	9:38pm JeffHQ: To fortify, inject .2 % "Coca Cola" solution between toes a la The Knick.
	9:39pm Matt from Springfield: Whoa, Dave plays Sun Ra!
	9:40pm Matt from Springfield: Oooh, Glen C. I haven't heard before.
	9:40pm james: Blue Jays showing some life Danne
	9:40pm DaveHill: YOu know it, Matt!
	9:40pm P-90: Hi @ Danne D! I was a little worried that Dave finally lost patience and had you put down or something.
	9:40pm BenDoverMD: I got halfway through the Glen Campbell documentary and ended up in the fetal position bawling
	9:40pm JeffHQ: Then, await reinforcements via Narcos.
	9:41pm DaveHill: You mean the show, Narcos, JeffHQ?
	9:41pm Matt from Springfield: I've heard it NOW, thanks to you Dave! So guess the moral is: if you're gonna be original, be real original and not the fake original that everyone else is being! Because I guarantee you fake originals wouldn't have thought of THIS song to play!
	9:42pm P-90: @BenDover: then don't even go near the John Davidson doc...
	9:42pm Josh: Hello
	9:42pm Josh: Hello
	9:42pm JeffHQ: @Dave: Indeed. Heard you mention last week.
	9:43pm bobdoesthings: I added the glen campbell thing to "mylist" but... that dont mean much.. still havent seen the nina simone doc for christs sakes..
	9:43pm Fuzzy: G.C. doc looks too depressing -- Keith Richards: Under The Influence is more fun.
	9:43pm Matt from Springfield: "Narcos" show? You mean that weird Canadian radio host who does funny and thorough interviews with musicians??
	9:43pm BenDoverMD: That's another Jimmy Webb jam Glen C was singing
	9:43pm JeffHQ: Escobar is emo.
	9:43pm james: @ bob Nina simone doc was heavy, heavy, heavy
	9:43pm hola-soymilk: Pablo naruto ??
	9:44pm Danne D: Heya P-90 and yeah James - go Blue Jays!
	9:44pm BillDolanBDC: Todd Youth - played guitar with Glenn Campbell, Danzig, Ace Frehely, Murphy's Law, Agnostic Front and Warzone. Quite a spectrum. The pride of Rockaway, NJ
	9:44pm ?: Narcos is okay tv, as long as one keeps in mind that it has very little to do with Colombia.
	9:44pm Matt from Springfield: INTOXICATED Dave Hill Show!! Those are always the BEST!! :)
	9:45pm P-90: @hola: "Pablo Neruda"
	9:45pm bobdoesthings: @james - yeah.. I heard... which is sorta why I havent watched it...
	9:45pm bobdoesthings: hola samantha
	9:46pm BenDoverMD: Danzig looks like a Drakkar Noir type
	9:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Mother/Tell your children not to walk my way/Though I smell perfectly acceptable/Clean and delightful..."
	9:46pm hola-soymilk: Thanks for answering my question
	9:47pm hola-soymilk: And thanks for saying my name correctly
	9:47pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Narcos on Netflix, worthwhile show. Deliberately paced, smartly crafted.
	9:48pm hola-soymilk: Don't even start me on drakkar noir
	9:50pm JeffHQ: Dave's new show being pitched for NYTVF?
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Hmmm, sounds cool, Jeff.
	9:53pm BillDolanBDC: Since WFMU is non commercial are we allowed to mention Drakkar Noir? Can you mention it on your site? Thank you in advance.
	9:53pm Matt from Springfield: Indigenous Grandmothers Make Better Lovers!
	9:53pm hola-soymilk: Indigenous peoples day is A+
	9:53pm bobdoesthings: talk talk sometimes puts me to sleep sleep
	9:54pm JakeGould: Talk talk? The the? What what?
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: You're allowed to mention that on FMU, but can't "promote" the product in any way. For example: "Ehhhhhh, what's that smell? Smells like someone dumped their bottle of Drakkar Noir in this studio!"
	9:54pm Deb: My note to Dave is a week out of date so it's not revalent.
	9:54pm hola-soymilk: Dave, it's ok you don't have to push yourself on the listener mail because you answered the best (mine) and said the best name correctly (mine)
	9:54pm JakeGould: @BillDolanBDC: Man, I used Drakkar Noir back in high school for a year or so.
	9:55pm P-90: @Dave: you could also play the song Bad Company from the album Bad Company by that band called Bad Company...
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: Get rid of drakkar noir
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: No they do
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: Stop. No. No more drakkar noir
	9:55pm BenDoverMD: Is this just a coincidence that Dave is talking about Drakkar noir????
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: I had that embarassing phase where I had like 4-5 different colognes.. now i cringe and gag when I smell any fragrance
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Drakkar Noir of the Noir.
	9:56pm BillDolanBDC: If it smells like Bayonne, leave it alone.
	9:57pm Matt from Springfield: Jovan Musk was my cheap teenage cologne.
	9:57pm Matt from Springfield: Zing! Nice one, Bill! @bob: All scents can be overwhelming. Now I only wear them twice a year, tops.
	9:57pm Danne D: they should sell Drakkar Noir in cans.
	9:58pm JakeGould: Irish Spring?
	9:58pm BillDolanBDC: Drakkar Noir Sabbath
	9:58pm P-90: They still make Drakkar Noir? I thought everyone was joking about a long-gone product.
	9:58pm Matt from Springfield: My Dad (and anything my Mom would purchase) is Cool Waters, or stuff that smells like Cool Waters. Little diversity in the main scent lineups.
	9:59pm hola-soymilk: Ok but I like to use old spice shower gel
	9:59pm NJ Fen: Drakkar Noir was the douchebag guy fragrence of choice from the get go. PU
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Nope, that's why we're all reasonably aware to that product!
	10:00pm Kimzilla: Quote of the night "polo makes you smell like a rapey hamster"
	10:00pm Matt from Springfield: 2 week plague? Eat that BK Veggie Burger - it'll add 4 more weeks to that plague! ;)
	10:00pm P-90: Puzzling but true: a lot of chicks really dig that rapey hamster vibe.
	10:00pm coelacanth: good evening Dave & Hillites
	10:00pm Monstrositor: brimstone is notoriously bad for the immune system
	10:01pm BillDolanBDC: Why is he at a Burger King in Clifton when he's so close to Rutts Hut?
	10:01pm JeffHQ: Dave labors for our suns.
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: Evening, coelacanth! @P-90: What about merely "kinky hamster" vibes? Should I develop one of those?
	10:01pm hola-soymilk: Has anyone tried the Halloween burger from Burger King?
	10:01pm JeffHQ: *(sins?)
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: I haven't - but it reminded me about that all-black bun. Japan BKs had something with jet black buns about 20 years ago, so it's not a brand new thing but new to U.S. customers.
	10:03pm ScottC: Soak your cigarette papers in Robitussen and smoke it
	10:03pm coelacanth: Hey Matt!
	10:04pm P-90: A very famous English musician who's name i won't drop told me that "Blenham Bouquet" by Penhaligon's is "the best scent a man can wear" and I do believe he's right about that.
	10:04pm coelacanth: not true at all. take vitamin c.
	10:04pm Deb: Watch out for the Federales, Dave!
	10:04pm BriJet: Watch some Golden Girls! Drink some ginger ale!!! I've found that to be helpful!
	10:04pm Monstrositor: oregano oil can help knock it out faster
	10:05pm jmd: Whoa! Did the caller remind Dave to stay hydrated? That's not the way it works, pal!
	10:05pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Penhaligon's is a high end shop, I believe, so prob would be great. If I see one I'll have to sneak a sniff.
	10:05pm Bubba: You can't cure The Eagles.
	10:05pm BillDolanBDC: Supposedly Donald Trump has never had the flu.
	10:05pm ScottC: Skin pop garlic...
	10:06pm BriJet: Marilyn Monroe's favorite! Chanel No. 5!
	10:06pm sugarwolf: Penhaligon's Sartorial looks interesting.
	10:06pm BillDolanBDC: Loves Baby Soft
	10:07pm coelacanth: it doesn't cure you but it gives the body things it NEEDS to heal. (like c,b complex,zinc,potassium,a...) and echinacea definitely works,if you get a good one. ...cologne is bad for the immune system.
	10:08pm P-90: The caller is COMPLETELY WRONG about vitamin C. Large amounts of C are absolutely effective to shorten and minimize a case of common cold or the flu. He's confusing vitamin C with something he read about the herb echinacea, which is claimed to help prevent colds, but are of no use once you catch one.
	10:08pm coelacanth: and yes,oregano oil and ginger also excellent.
	10:08pm BriJet: Febreeze!
	10:08pm ScottC: My best friend when I was 10 used to drink Brut by Fabrege - not kidding...
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: Vitamin C = ascorbic acid. Acid's gotta be good for killing bad things! And citric acid (but prepackaged juices have a lot of sugar, eat fresh citrus instead - or drink cranberry juice).
	10:09pm bobdoesthings: was I wrong about vitamin c??
	10:09pm Fuzzy: Vape some Tea Tree oil -- you'll be as right as rain afterwards.
	10:10pm bobdoesthings: I mean YES ... vitamins will help your body.. I just meant the claims that it's a cure for sicknes.. is wrong
	10:10pm Bubba: Vitamin J for Jams
	10:10pm Deb: yes, Dave take 2,000 mg of Vit C every two hours of a day and see if you are better.
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Airborne" or those other products might only work to prevent sickness or catch the very start, but Vit C itself should be beneficial at any stage of sickness or before.
	10:11pm Neanderthal Head: 'We're all gonna die, why even try.' Bad attitude, Goddamn Dave Hill!
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Fuzzy: YEEECH!! That'll burn anything that's stopping you up right out of there! Wouldn't you taste that all day?
	10:11pm bobdoesthings: @matt from SF - I was going from my gut.. but you sound confident.. so I'll acquiesce.. haha.. okay I was wrong. (ish)
	10:11pm Supermeowy: so bummed to hear Dave is under the weather. sounds like you need more kale, Dave!!!
	10:11pm JakeGould: DRINK A LOT OF WATER DAVE!
	10:12pm BillDolanBDC: Fuga-C
	10:12pm coelacanth: tea tree seems to work for some people. not me. (and not to promote a brand, but "ester c" is more effective and easier on the system- by my experience.)
	10:12pm JeffHQ: Ian MacKaye shuns fragrance.
	10:13pm Kimzilla: I'm gonna make my guy listen to all my fugazi cd's from the 90's when he comes home.
	10:13pm Bubba: Yeah stay hydrated Dave. So don't pee
	10:13pm DaveHill: I've met Ian MacKaye and I recall no fragrance!
	10:14pm P-90: Your immune system "fires up' when you are infected, and can make use of much more "C" than when you are well. If you supply it. (Supported by scientific evidence.) Sorry bob.
	10:14pm Kimzilla: Hydrate to Dominate!
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: "Straight edge" - that means no fragrances!! Or it should, anyway...
	10:14pm bobdoesthings: if Ian MacKaye wore a corporate fragrance.. all illusions shattered
	10:15pm Bubba: canada news
	10:15pm bobdoesthings: @p-90 haha all good.. I have these moments where I go conifdentally with no evidence.. serves me right. @davehill - if you could public correct me.. I shouldn't have spread bad information
	10:15pm BillDolanBDC: Dischord. For Men.
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: That's cool P-90, didn't know immune systems responded like that to C - that's a positive feedback system.
	10:16pm JakeGould: @Dave: What about Azzaro? That and Drakkar Noir, right?
	10:16pm jmd: Good one, Bill.
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @bob: Being an American is NEVER saying you're sorry - no corrections! Now, ahem: condoms have a potential to burst at the top, so make sure you cut a small hole in the top, so they don't burst... ;D
	10:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm trying to find a vitamin that prevents skin from drying up and cracking in cold weather. Maybe less kale and more bacon in my diet is the trick.
	10:18pm JakeGould: @Ken: Just use lotion.
	10:18pm Matt from Springfield: Someone got killed at a Zombie event in Florida this weekend! www.nytimes.com...
	10:18pm JeffHQ: Zombies are emo.
	10:19pm bobdoesthings: @ken from hyde park - drinking water helps a lot with hydrating skin.. that and lotion after your shower while the pores are opened.. but yeah... try the bacon thing too
	10:20pm Fuzzy: Tea tree oil works miracles for dry, cracked skin, and also helps prevent condoms from bursting!
	10:20pm coelacanth: Ken- stay hydrated!
	10:20pm BillDolanBDC: Wasn't Black Whopper your stage name while erotic dancing through college Dave?
	10:21pm bobdoesthings: I heard McDonalds is doing terrible.. going to have to shut down a large number of restaurants.
	10:22pm BillDolanBDC: Mac Sabbath thrives.
	10:22pm Monstrositor: Ken - Vitamin E
	10:23pm coelacanth: Ken also essential fatty acids...flax seed,walnuts,pecans,seeds,salmon...
	10:23pm Deb: about time MickeyD goes down.
	10:23pm Monstrositor: Coconut oil mixed with aloe helps when i get dry skin in the winter
	10:24pm bobdoesthings: so many uses for coconut oil...
	10:24pm coelacanth: (and bacon will certainly make it worse!)
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, good electric Loudon!
	10:25pm P-90: And check out something called hyaluronic acid.
	10:25pm Bubba: Save the Grimace!
	10:26pm BillDolanBDC: Slayer McCheese
	10:28pm BenDoverMD: Consider my face melted
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: "Life, Showbusiness, Whatever", by Dave Hill, Esq.
	10:32pm JakeGould: @Ken: Eat better, drink water, wear Azzaro or Drakkar Noir and then add some lotion to your skin. Perfect care combo!
	10:33pm BenDoverMD: It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: Gaeltacht!
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: Beijing, smog like LA in its "prime"!
	10:36pm JeffHQ: Des Ramone over here.
	10:37pm BenDoverMD: Mike Tirico is the missing link between man & muppet
	10:38pm Deb: Now Beijing's pollution is in LA...what goes around comes around.
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: Nowadays the tanks only run over blog pages..
	10:42pm Stomach: But I digest...
	10:42pm BenDoverMD: What kind of cologne is this Chinese Irishman wearing Dave?
	10:42pm JeffHQ: "Dunkin' Donuts"?
	10:46pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks for the skin tips, everyone. I might also try one of those "showers," as you call them.
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Internationalization of Stand-Up Comedy Outside of the English-Speaking World: Second Round from 2010 to the Present", doctoral dissertation by Des Bishop, M.A.
	10:46pm Deb: at least once a week...
	10:47pm bobdoesthings: great interview, this is great
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: Yomo Sha Chu, rippin' it up!
	10:50pm BenDoverMD: This guy gonna get to a point?
	10:51pm JakeGould: Nobody in China actually likes that pee pee in my Coke joke, right?
	10:52pm bobdoesthings: @jake - hahaha
	10:52pm Volunteer Charles: Haha
	10:53pm BenDoverMD: Stand up comedy is a thing, right?
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Doesn't work out as well when it's: "I am of China; I have played joke by urine contaminating your Coca Cola!"
	10:54pm BenDoverMD: Take my freedom, please. {rimshot}
	10:55pm bobdoesthings: @mattfromSF - still funny to me..
	10:56pm Rickwaukee: Listening to the master draw out his guest.
	10:56pm Supermeowy: Ken from Hyde Park -- I'm a big fan of Aquafor!!!
	10:57pm JeffHQ: Give the censor more drink tickets.
	10:57pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: I went to Google Translate and entered this “Me Chinese, me play joke. me put pee pee in your Coke!” and change it into Chinese (Simplified) which became this, “我的中国，我玩笑话。我把撒尿撒尿你的可乐” and then translated back to English… “I was in China, I joke. I pee pee your Coke !”
	10:57pm Supermeowy: David sedaris' latest book has a funny chapter about his travels to China. that's all I've got. sorry, I'm tired.
	10:58pm bobdoesthings: @dave - you never finished the station ID ... just a reminder.
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, Jake! FREE DANNE!
	11:00pm DaveHill: I didnt?
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Danne was walking around insulting people's sisters.
	11:01pm bobdoesthings: @dave - nope.. dont think so.. you switched to danne d before finishing it.. i think?!
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: I thought Dave did - maybe forgot the Rockland County stuff?
	11:01pm BenDoverMD: In other news, turns out the NY Giants actually do suck
	11:02pm Brighid: Oh Danne, you gotta take an Irish class.
	11:02pm Deb: Blame the nyquill
	11:02pm JakeGould: Nyquill Noir?
	11:03pm Danne D: I Shoulda sent these to you Brighid :)
	11:03pm james: Thats 201-209-9368 folks!
	11:03pm Danne D: That Des was able to understand anything that google translate was saying was genuinely impressive :)
	11:04pm BenDoverMD: You're all getting Drakkar for your winter holiday of choice from your drunk uncle Ben!
	11:06pm bobdoesthings: china's numbers are crazy
	11:07pm JakeGould: @BobDoesThings: What numbers? Like the lottery?
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, either Greece or the Maldives!
	11:07pm bobdoesthings: population
	11:08pm marc15: This like every person in the United States watching that show, 300 million
	11:08pm bobdoesthings: 300 mill watch a show.. that's everyone in the US
	11:08pm Danne D: Thanks for taking my call Dave and Des and James :)
	11:09pm bobdoesthings: @marc15 - exactly!
	11:09pm JeffHQ: Gentrified China.
	11:09pm bobdoesthings: well US is 318 million.. but yeah almost all of america
	11:12pm Matt from Springfield: "Chinese Garrison Keillor" - way to translate the concept!
	11:12pm Rickwaukee: It's Chinese Hee-Haw
	11:13pm Danne D: btw I sent in my pledge tonight :) You should too! Click the pledge button across the screen now :D Thanks!
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: "In Chinese culture, Pingshu (simplified Chinese: 评书; traditional Chinese: 評書; pinyin: Píngshū), meaning “storytelling”, is one of forms of entertainment in mass culture in China. It is also called "Pinghua"(评话) in south China. Travelers in Beijing will often find taxi drivers listening to it through radio."
	11:14pm Danne D: What was the deal with that 50 lane highway traffic jam - how the hell do they have highways with 50 lanes in China?
	11:14pm Matt from Springfield: "Crosstalk, also known by its Chinese name xiangsheng (simplified Chinese: 相声; traditional Chinese: 相聲; pinyin: xiàngsheng; literally: "face and voice"), is a traditional Chinese comedic performance in the form of a dialogue between two performers"
	11:16pm bobdoesthings: pledge pledge pledge! pledge you fools!
	11:17pm coelacanth: Good caller & Great guest
	11:19pm bobdoesthings: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
	11:19pm Ben Dover, MD: Happy to drop a Drakkar bomb tonight
	11:20pm Ben Dover, MD: Good night, sons
	11:21pm Ben Dover, MD: And daughters of angel witch
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: "is mashen" = "smashing!" That's awesome!
	11:22pm bobdoesthings: someone told me once that Smashing Pumpkins was a play on UK lingo meaning "great tits"
	11:23pm bobdoesthings: REAL RADIO MOTHAFUCKER!
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: "s math sin" :)
	11:25pm coelacanth: bob that's true
	11:25pm Rickwaukee: haulin celery salt
	11:25pm Danne D: JIMMY!!!
	11:25pm bobdoesthings: I hope jimmy busts out some irish knowledge!
	11:26pm bobdoesthings: @fish - about smashing pumpkins, thats true??
	11:26pm Matt from Springfield: "When Irish linguists are translating.."<snip>
	11:26pm JeffHQ: Ricola!
	11:26pm Brighid: Don't do zinc on an empty stomach. You'll vomit. Unless you like vomiting. :P
	11:26pm marc15: Heyyyyy, X-Ray Burns is the Pride Of Kearny New Jersey
	11:28pm coelacanth: just take a capsule. lozenges give you a sore throat and they have crap ingredients. (yes,with food) fox, that's what i've read.
	11:28pm bobdoesthings: I'd buy Jimmy's memoire..
	11:28pm Danne D: @marc15 agreed :) Jimmy agrees too
	11:28pm JakeGould: Ricotta!
	11:28pm Rickwaukee: DONT WRITE IT NOW
	11:28pm Danne D: @marc15 though I must correct you. It's X.Ray Burns
	11:29pm coelacanth: i need an irish tune stat Jimmy.
	11:29pm bobdoesthings: @fish- good enough for me. now its fact in my mind.
	11:30pm Deb: a running dog lackey of the imperialist war monkey
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, "crack" = conversation/good times!
	11:32pm marc15: And Ireland know has legal same-sex marriage. That's good in my book
	11:32pm Danne D: Whoa Des pulling out the Kearny knowledge here
	11:32pm bobdoesthings: dang.. jersey knowledge
	11:32pm marc15: now*
	11:33pm bobdoesthings: I hope its an irish tune... ::crosses fingers::
	11:33pm marc15: Now all I have to do is find an Irish boyfriend
	11:33pm Erma Gherd: what is happening here, make it some craic?!?
	11:34pm JeffHQ: Sing!
	11:34pm Danne D: Ultimate would be Jimmy singing at your wedding with Dave playing guitar.
	11:34pm coelacanth: please Dave at least 3 lines. ...ohhhh.
	11:36pm bobdoesthings: the wil-bahhhh
	11:38pm coelacanth: it's a "Goddamn" variety show!
	11:41pm bobdoesthings: des is playen da willbah thee-ate-ah
	11:43pm coelacanth: perdy.
	11:44pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, not "set a trap"... Marty Robbins, few better in the "Western" half of old Country & Western music.
	11:47pm Deb: but I don't care about China anymore. I don't even eat Chinese food anymore.
	11:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Deb: Just wait an hour... <bad joke>
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: Americans don't do subtitles. We came to watch something - now you're telling us we gotta READ too?!?
	11:52pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Narcos has English speaking characters mixed in w subtitles.
	11:53pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: I don't mind, I love language mixing - I was just expressing the sense of many Yanks as stated by 2 or more stand-ups I watched.
	11:55pm JeffHQ: Rents will ease up when the zombies show for dinner.
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Bottle of piss thrown at you? Wow, I'm wicked jealous.
	11:55pm Josh: Today's election day goooo NDP
	11:57pm Danne D: @M_f_S you should check out Dave's comedy album :)
	11:57pm Matt from Springfield: All right, thanks Dave and Des and new screener James! Thanks callers/commenters/everyone! Have a good night!
	11:57pm coelacanth: Thanks Dave Great show! Des Bishop is a good person and an interesting guest. ciao y'all.
	11:57pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: I've never looked into his comedy album - I REALLY should! Thanks Danne! :)
	11:57pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show Dave and Des and James and callers and commenters and listeners :) Until next time!
	11:58pm Rickwaukee: Dave, have a good Snoopy Doggy Dog show!
	11:58pm JeffHQ: Slainte.
	11:58pm Brighid: Nite!
	11:58pm Josh: I'm in CANADA and heck everyone is waiting who's the next prime minister
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: thanks all great show
	11:59pm james: g'nite all
	11:59pm Danne D: great job James :)
	11:59pm james: thanks danne!
	12:36am DaveHill: Thanks for listening everybody! Don't forget to donate if you can!
	3:59pm SeanG: Polo Cologne is the best.

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from October 19, 2015

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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October 19, 2015: Dave is battling plague like symptoms but he's not letting that stop him from anything, dammit. Speaking of which, the great Irish-American comedian Des Bishop swings by to talk about how he moved to China and other topics of interest.

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
Angel Witch	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel Witch"	Angel Witch	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Margo Guryan	Someone I Know "Someone I Know" by "Margo Guryan"		0:05:03 (Pop-up)
Dave met Danzig!	"Dave met Danzig!"		0:24:55 (Pop-up)
Elvis Costello & the Attractions	No Action		0:25:05 (Pop-up)
Danzig	Long Way Back From Hell "Long Way Back From Hell" by "Danzig"		0:26:48 (Pop-up)
The Adverts	Safety in Numbers "Safety in Numbers" by "The Adverts"		0:34:53 (Pop-up)
Sun Ra	Imagination "Imagination" by "Sun Ra"		0:37:40 (Pop-up)
Glen Campbell	The Moon's a Harsh Mistress		0:38:27 (Pop-up)
Fugazi	Burning Too "Burning Too" by "Fugazi"		1:09:18 (Pop-up)
Gentleman's Pistols	Devil's Advocate on Call		1:12:15 (Pop-up)
Loudon Wainwright III	Prince Hal's Dirge		1:23:13 (Pop-up)
The Faces	Too Bad "Too Bad" by "The Faces"		1:26:48 (Pop-up)
Des Bishop live in-studio!	"Des Bishop live in-studio!"
The Factory	Path Through the Forest
Marty Robbins	Saddle Tramp "Saddle Tramp" by "Marty Robbins"

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Listener comments!
	9:01pm bobdoesthings: hello
	9:01pm P-90: Yo Dave & Co.!
	9:01pm DaveHill: Bonjour! Or something!
	9:01pm braveness23: Good evening
	9:02pm Deb: Hullo Dave and Dave Fans!
	9:02pm Deb: Is that you Dave from before?
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: Let's go Mets & Giants...and hi folks
	9:02pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Seventhsies!
	9:02pm braveness23: Can anyone tell me how to change my payment method for my Swag For Life WFMU pledge? I'm changing banks and have a new card
	9:02pm Deb: TGIM!
	9:02pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Mets!
	9:02pm james: evenin folks
	9:03pm DaveHill: So you guys are good mostly or what?!
	9:03pm DaveHill: It's me. From before.
	9:03pm P-90: Enchanté, I'm sure, Sir
	9:03pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Mostly. Less what.
	9:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: AWbAW!
	9:03pm james: feel like callin in? 201-209-9368
	9:04pm Deb: A co-worker was in China last week; he got the flu and threw up on the Great Wall. Take that China!
	9:04pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Who is James? The new Shaina? Or the new Danne?
	9:04pm Deb: @james are you the phone screener?
	9:05pm james: filling the void once again
	9:05pm hola-soymilk: Is danne ruining--I mean running the phones tonight?
	9:05pm hola-soymilk: GO CUBS, you fecking dunces
	9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: I feel better than James Brown.
	9:06pm P-90: "Ange Sorcierre" en Francais. I think.
	9:06pm Deb: Is Danne on house arrest or something?
	9:06pm james: no danne tonight, no cookies either
	9:06pm BenDoverMD: Reverb much?
	9:06pm Deb: Go Royals.
	9:06pm hola-soymilk: Danne is on kale arrest
	9:06pm Crumb: hello
	9:06pm Deb: hahahaha soymilk
	9:06pm JeffHQ: Smashing salutations.
	9:07pm DaveHill: Danne is in jail. Again. We are all very worried.
	9:07pm Erma Gherd: weirdly I was just thinking about how much money had been raised when I was in the shower earlier today. I promise it wasn't sexy. Who is James? Is he a sexy single?
	9:07pm bobdoesthings: @dave - the fbi have anything to do with it?
	9:07pm Deb: Why don't people name their daughters Margo anymore?
	9:07pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: @DaveHill: Is he in Cookie Jail? That place is rigged.
	9:07pm DaveHill: Yes and no, bobdoesthings. And yes.
	9:07pm Erma Gherd: is it jail or prison? Inquiring minds want to know!
	9:08pm P-90: I knew it: Dave finally drove Danne up to a nice farm upstate where he can run free and play with the other screeners.
	9:08pm BenDoverMD: Someone send Danne a kale cake with a file in it
	9:08pm Deb: OTSB for Danne
	9:08pm hola-soymilk: @Deb no shit I was thinking about naming my (future) daughter Margot but my husband hates that name because he's a FECKING DUNCE
	9:08pm bobdoesthings: @bendover - and instructions on how to make some hooch
	9:08pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: @P-90: Until he dies from cookie inhalation?
	9:09pm hola-soymilk: Hah cookie jail
	9:09pm Erma Gherd: are you in a family way, hola?!?
	9:09pm james: excellent usage of 'fecking' so far tonight!
	9:09pm P-90: Is Shaina out there somewhere? Listening in at least?
	9:09pm Deb: well, don't have a baby with him!
	9:09pm hola-soymilk: Erma I think jail is short amounts of time and prison is longer
	9:09pm Erma Gherd: Father Ted fans here? FECK!
	9:10pm Deb: Dave you sound nasal. Green tea will help you.
	9:10pm hola-soymilk: What's family way?
	9:10pm hola-soymilk: Down with this sort of thing
	9:10pm Crumb: hola is correct. jail is the county, prison is the state.
	9:10pm Erma Gherd: I think one is not sentenced and one is sentenced (prison v. jail) and FAMILY WAY IS PREGNIT!
	9:10pm Deb: hmmm, butt sounds about right from what I hear about NJ
	9:11pm Deb: I say, "with child."
	9:11pm P-90: Lemme guess: "james" is an Eagle Scout earning his broadcast engineering merit badge...?
	9:11pm james: where are you Deb?
	9:12pm hola-soymilk: Erma, oh no, not pregnant. Which is good for everyone.
	9:12pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Does James have acne?
	9:12pm Deb: That's the only access I do have.
	9:12pm hola-soymilk: Jake, he has a giant PEACH
	9:12pm BenDoverMD: What what!
	9:12pm james: Only where my headgear chafes
	9:12pm Erma Gherd: you have teef to repair, @hola.
	9:13pm hola-soymilk: Feck off headgear
	9:13pm james: haha well played
	9:13pm P-90: I miss me my Shaina.
	9:13pm hola-soymilk: I hope jimmy calls in
	9:14pm chad from oregon: I understand the pain spoken in the lyrics of Angel Witch (by Angel Witch from Angel Witch) now. We are all Angel Witch.
	9:14pm Deb: Shaina and Monte must be out on the town.
	9:14pm james: I'll do my best P-90
	9:14pm hola-soymilk: Erma, so true.
	9:15pm BenDoverMD: Dave: add me to your will in case you don't make it through the show
	9:15pm hola-soymilk: Yeah I miss Shaina. I mean sure James is great because he's not danne but I like having the sweet voice of a woman on the air for those lonely nights on my rig
	9:15pm Deb: Budgets are due in Oct. All the public radio stations want $$ but I'm broke. No raises at my company!
	9:15pm hola-soymilk: You really fecking blew it with that background music, Dave
	9:16pm james: yea, on that count, soymilk, I'm of no use to ya
	9:16pm braveness23: speaking of silent fundraiser, don't be too silent. How do I change my payment debit card?
	9:16pm hola-soymilk: James, talk in a soft voice I won't notice
	9:16pm JeffHQ: My pocket change is coated in my phlegm.
	9:16pm Deb: 58% raised! Do cookies count?
	9:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: Looks like my stove is ready to cash it in. A small burner quit working a couple years ago and now another one doesn't regulate. When it turns on, it's 100% hot and scorches things.
	9:17pm Deb: All the Liberal cities heard from...
	9:18pm Erma Gherd: @braveness23 - email someone at wfmu - try scott@wfmu.org
	9:18pm Deb: and I thought Hyde Park was better than that, Ken!
	9:18pm Deb: Perfectly clear, Dave.
	9:18pm braveness23: @Erma - OK
	9:19pm P-90: There's a podcast version of this show on iTunes? Does Ken know about this?
	9:19pm _TMFC_: : ) https://youtu.be/KyNJnxNJRLU
	9:19pm Deb: Dave, might has well take whiskey instead of the night/day swill.
	9:20pm hola-soymilk: DayQuil + NyQuil = gonna ruin you
	9:20pm herb.nyc: Giggle- Dave said "cock"
	9:20pm bobdoesthings: @p-90 - I think a few shows are on itunes... could be wrong, I think SUW and 7SD are right?
	9:20pm jon: i hope they make an afternoonquil
	9:21pm P-90: Oh Yeah, I've "accidentally" drunk a bunch of NyQuil myself a few times...
	9:21pm bobdoesthings: @p-90 - yup.. a bunch of shows are on itunes.. just searched... antique phonograph.. dave emory.. downtown soulville.. some old best show stuff.
	9:21pm hola-soymilk: Same p90, same
	9:22pm swan: Metallica!
	9:22pm P-90: @bob: Uh, I was jesting....
	9:22pm Monstrositor: Before DayQuil came along, I used to have to chase my NyQuil with Vivarin to make high school more interesting.
	9:23pm P-90: Wow, De Niro and Danzig in the same month!
	9:23pm hola-soymilk: What's Instagram?
	9:23pm bobdoesthings: oh.. I am slow. sorrrrrry... BUT I just found the app "andymatic zingatron" (andy breckman joke app?!?!) didnt know this existed. whaha
	9:23pm Fuzzy: Tunein Radio has most 'FMU shows too.
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Long live Danzig. And Phil. And Dave.
	9:25pm Deb: Dave, the new , Icarus! F
	9:26pm hola-soymilk: King diamond poetry slam?
	9:26pm _TMFC_: I approve #NoAction : )
	9:26pm Danne D: Hi Dave and Shiana and James and everyone!
	9:27pm Deb: you post pictures on Instagram.Dave has and acct.
	9:27pm Matt from Springfield: I'm getting traction from "No Action". Hiya Dave and GD Hillfolk!
	9:27pm james: hey danne
	9:27pm bobdoesthings: hey danne
	9:27pm Deb: hey, I changed and to an! it didn't save it.
	9:28pm DaveHill: Danne!
	9:28pm hola-soymilk: Hi danne, nice seeing you here.
	9:29pm DaveHill: AND I will hopefully meet Snoop Dogg on Friday!
	9:29pm Jake (the Cake) Gould: Dude met Danzig.
	9:29pm BillDolanBDC: Luigi Food
	9:29pm BriJet: Hello y'all.
	9:31pm DaveHill: BriJet! Bill!!
	9:31pm Matt from Springfield: Snoop is the Dawg! Or is it the "Lion" now? I think that was just a phase.. Get well soon Danne! And don't throw out the kale cake we're going to send you - there's a surprise inside!
	9:33pm Matt from Springfield: YES! Dave is the new Canadian Prime Minister! "Fireside chats" and civic call-ins every Monday, right?
	9:33pm Deb: my Canadian friend says to Dump Harper.
	9:33pm Mailman Tom: The Cubs haven't won since 1908. They were Carl Kolchak's favorite team.
	9:34pm Danne D: Hey Bob and Hola and BriJet
	9:35pm JakeGould: The Cubs losing would make the Mets winning even more surreal.
	9:35pm Deb: Justin Trudeau for the WIN!
	9:36pm jon: hope the plague isnt catchy
	9:38pm JeffHQ: To fortify, inject .2 % "Coca Cola" solution between toes a la The Knick.
	9:39pm Matt from Springfield: Whoa, Dave plays Sun Ra!
	9:40pm Matt from Springfield: Oooh, Glen C. I haven't heard before.
	9:40pm james: Blue Jays showing some life Danne
	9:40pm DaveHill: YOu know it, Matt!
	9:40pm P-90: Hi @ Danne D! I was a little worried that Dave finally lost patience and had you put down or something.
	9:40pm BenDoverMD: I got halfway through the Glen Campbell documentary and ended up in the fetal position bawling
	9:40pm JeffHQ: Then, await reinforcements via Narcos.
	9:41pm DaveHill: You mean the show, Narcos, JeffHQ?
	9:41pm Matt from Springfield: I've heard it NOW, thanks to you Dave! So guess the moral is: if you're gonna be original, be real original and not the fake original that everyone else is being! Because I guarantee you fake originals wouldn't have thought of THIS song to play!
	9:42pm P-90: @BenDover: then don't even go near the John Davidson doc...
	9:42pm Josh: Hello
	9:42pm Josh: Hello
	9:42pm JeffHQ: @Dave: Indeed. Heard you mention last week.
	9:43pm bobdoesthings: I added the glen campbell thing to "mylist" but... that dont mean much.. still havent seen the nina simone doc for christs sakes..
	9:43pm Fuzzy: G.C. doc looks too depressing -- Keith Richards: Under The Influence is more fun.
	9:43pm Matt from Springfield: "Narcos" show? You mean that weird Canadian radio host who does funny and thorough interviews with musicians??
	9:43pm BenDoverMD: That's another Jimmy Webb jam Glen C was singing
	9:43pm JeffHQ: Escobar is emo.
	9:43pm james: @ bob Nina simone doc was heavy, heavy, heavy
	9:43pm hola-soymilk: Pablo naruto ??
	9:44pm Danne D: Heya P-90 and yeah James - go Blue Jays!
	9:44pm BillDolanBDC: Todd Youth - played guitar with Glenn Campbell, Danzig, Ace Frehely, Murphy's Law, Agnostic Front and Warzone. Quite a spectrum. The pride of Rockaway, NJ
	9:44pm ?: Narcos is okay tv, as long as one keeps in mind that it has very little to do with Colombia.
	9:44pm Matt from Springfield: INTOXICATED Dave Hill Show!! Those are always the BEST!! :)
	9:45pm P-90: @hola: "Pablo Neruda"
	9:45pm bobdoesthings: @james - yeah.. I heard... which is sorta why I havent watched it...
	9:45pm bobdoesthings: hola samantha
	9:46pm BenDoverMD: Danzig looks like a Drakkar Noir type
	9:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Mother/Tell your children not to walk my way/Though I smell perfectly acceptable/Clean and delightful..."
	9:46pm hola-soymilk: Thanks for answering my question
	9:47pm hola-soymilk: And thanks for saying my name correctly
	9:47pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Narcos on Netflix, worthwhile show. Deliberately paced, smartly crafted.
	9:48pm hola-soymilk: Don't even start me on drakkar noir
	9:50pm JeffHQ: Dave's new show being pitched for NYTVF?
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Hmmm, sounds cool, Jeff.
	9:53pm BillDolanBDC: Since WFMU is non commercial are we allowed to mention Drakkar Noir? Can you mention it on your site? Thank you in advance.
	9:53pm Matt from Springfield: Indigenous Grandmothers Make Better Lovers!
	9:53pm hola-soymilk: Indigenous peoples day is A+
	9:53pm bobdoesthings: talk talk sometimes puts me to sleep sleep
	9:54pm JakeGould: Talk talk? The the? What what?
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: You're allowed to mention that on FMU, but can't "promote" the product in any way. For example: "Ehhhhhh, what's that smell? Smells like someone dumped their bottle of Drakkar Noir in this studio!"
	9:54pm Deb: My note to Dave is a week out of date so it's not revalent.
	9:54pm hola-soymilk: Dave, it's ok you don't have to push yourself on the listener mail because you answered the best (mine) and said the best name correctly (mine)
	9:54pm JakeGould: @BillDolanBDC: Man, I used Drakkar Noir back in high school for a year or so.
	9:55pm P-90: @Dave: you could also play the song Bad Company from the album Bad Company by that band called Bad Company...
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: Get rid of drakkar noir
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: No they do
	9:55pm hola-soymilk: Stop. No. No more drakkar noir
	9:55pm BenDoverMD: Is this just a coincidence that Dave is talking about Drakkar noir????
	9:56pm bobdoesthings: I had that embarassing phase where I had like 4-5 different colognes.. now i cringe and gag when I smell any fragrance
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Drakkar Noir of the Noir.
	9:56pm BillDolanBDC: If it smells like Bayonne, leave it alone.
	9:57pm Matt from Springfield: Jovan Musk was my cheap teenage cologne.
	9:57pm Matt from Springfield: Zing! Nice one, Bill! @bob: All scents can be overwhelming. Now I only wear them twice a year, tops.
	9:57pm Danne D: they should sell Drakkar Noir in cans.
	9:58pm JakeGould: Irish Spring?
	9:58pm BillDolanBDC: Drakkar Noir Sabbath
	9:58pm P-90: They still make Drakkar Noir? I thought everyone was joking about a long-gone product.
	9:58pm Matt from Springfield: My Dad (and anything my Mom would purchase) is Cool Waters, or stuff that smells like Cool Waters. Little diversity in the main scent lineups.
	9:59pm hola-soymilk: Ok but I like to use old spice shower gel
	9:59pm NJ Fen: Drakkar Noir was the douchebag guy fragrence of choice from the get go. PU
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Nope, that's why we're all reasonably aware to that product!
	10:00pm Kimzilla: Quote of the night "polo makes you smell like a rapey hamster"
	10:00pm Matt from Springfield: 2 week plague? Eat that BK Veggie Burger - it'll add 4 more weeks to that plague! ;)
	10:00pm P-90: Puzzling but true: a lot of chicks really dig that rapey hamster vibe.
	10:00pm coelacanth: good evening Dave & Hillites
	10:00pm Monstrositor: brimstone is notoriously bad for the immune system
	10:01pm BillDolanBDC: Why is he at a Burger King in Clifton when he's so close to Rutts Hut?
	10:01pm JeffHQ: Dave labors for our suns.
	10:01pm Matt from Springfield: Evening, coelacanth! @P-90: What about merely "kinky hamster" vibes? Should I develop one of those?
	10:01pm hola-soymilk: Has anyone tried the Halloween burger from Burger King?
	10:01pm JeffHQ: *(sins?)
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: I haven't - but it reminded me about that all-black bun. Japan BKs had something with jet black buns about 20 years ago, so it's not a brand new thing but new to U.S. customers.
	10:03pm ScottC: Soak your cigarette papers in Robitussen and smoke it
	10:03pm coelacanth: Hey Matt!
	10:04pm P-90: A very famous English musician who's name i won't drop told me that "Blenham Bouquet" by Penhaligon's is "the best scent a man can wear" and I do believe he's right about that.
	10:04pm coelacanth: not true at all. take vitamin c.
	10:04pm Deb: Watch out for the Federales, Dave!
	10:04pm BriJet: Watch some Golden Girls! Drink some ginger ale!!! I've found that to be helpful!
	10:04pm Monstrositor: oregano oil can help knock it out faster
	10:05pm jmd: Whoa! Did the caller remind Dave to stay hydrated? That's not the way it works, pal!
	10:05pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Penhaligon's is a high end shop, I believe, so prob would be great. If I see one I'll have to sneak a sniff.
	10:05pm Bubba: You can't cure The Eagles.
	10:05pm BillDolanBDC: Supposedly Donald Trump has never had the flu.
	10:05pm ScottC: Skin pop garlic...
	10:06pm BriJet: Marilyn Monroe's favorite! Chanel No. 5!
	10:06pm sugarwolf: Penhaligon's Sartorial looks interesting.
	10:06pm BillDolanBDC: Loves Baby Soft
	10:07pm coelacanth: it doesn't cure you but it gives the body things it NEEDS to heal. (like c,b complex,zinc,potassium,a...) and echinacea definitely works,if you get a good one. ...cologne is bad for the immune system.
	10:08pm P-90: The caller is COMPLETELY WRONG about vitamin C. Large amounts of C are absolutely effective to shorten and minimize a case of common cold or the flu. He's confusing vitamin C with something he read about the herb echinacea, which is claimed to help prevent colds, but are of no use once you catch one.
	10:08pm coelacanth: and yes,oregano oil and ginger also excellent.
	10:08pm BriJet: Febreeze!
	10:08pm ScottC: My best friend when I was 10 used to drink Brut by Fabrege - not kidding...
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: Vitamin C = ascorbic acid. Acid's gotta be good for killing bad things! And citric acid (but prepackaged juices have a lot of sugar, eat fresh citrus instead - or drink cranberry juice).
	10:09pm bobdoesthings: was I wrong about vitamin c??
	10:09pm Fuzzy: Vape some Tea Tree oil -- you'll be as right as rain afterwards.
	10:10pm bobdoesthings: I mean YES ... vitamins will help your body.. I just meant the claims that it's a cure for sicknes.. is wrong
	10:10pm Bubba: Vitamin J for Jams
	10:10pm Deb: yes, Dave take 2,000 mg of Vit C every two hours of a day and see if you are better.
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Airborne" or those other products might only work to prevent sickness or catch the very start, but Vit C itself should be beneficial at any stage of sickness or before.
	10:11pm Neanderthal Head: 'We're all gonna die, why even try.' Bad attitude, Goddamn Dave Hill!
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: @Fuzzy: YEEECH!! That'll burn anything that's stopping you up right out of there! Wouldn't you taste that all day?
	10:11pm bobdoesthings: @matt from SF - I was going from my gut.. but you sound confident.. so I'll acquiesce.. haha.. okay I was wrong. (ish)
	10:11pm Supermeowy: so bummed to hear Dave is under the weather. sounds like you need more kale, Dave!!!
	10:11pm JakeGould: DRINK A LOT OF WATER DAVE!
	10:12pm BillDolanBDC: Fuga-C
	10:12pm coelacanth: tea tree seems to work for some people. not me. (and not to promote a brand, but "ester c" is more effective and easier on the system- by my experience.)
	10:12pm JeffHQ: Ian MacKaye shuns fragrance.
	10:13pm Kimzilla: I'm gonna make my guy listen to all my fugazi cd's from the 90's when he comes home.
	10:13pm Bubba: Yeah stay hydrated Dave. So don't pee
	10:13pm DaveHill: I've met Ian MacKaye and I recall no fragrance!
	10:14pm P-90: Your immune system "fires up' when you are infected, and can make use of much more "C" than when you are well. If you supply it. (Supported by scientific evidence.) Sorry bob.
	10:14pm Kimzilla: Hydrate to Dominate!
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: "Straight edge" - that means no fragrances!! Or it should, anyway...
	10:14pm bobdoesthings: if Ian MacKaye wore a corporate fragrance.. all illusions shattered
	10:15pm Bubba: canada news
	10:15pm bobdoesthings: @p-90 haha all good.. I have these moments where I go conifdentally with no evidence.. serves me right. @davehill - if you could public correct me.. I shouldn't have spread bad information
	10:15pm BillDolanBDC: Dischord. For Men.
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: That's cool P-90, didn't know immune systems responded like that to C - that's a positive feedback system.
	10:16pm JakeGould: @Dave: What about Azzaro? That and Drakkar Noir, right?
	10:16pm jmd: Good one, Bill.
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @bob: Being an American is NEVER saying you're sorry - no corrections! Now, ahem: condoms have a potential to burst at the top, so make sure you cut a small hole in the top, so they don't burst... ;D
	10:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm trying to find a vitamin that prevents skin from drying up and cracking in cold weather. Maybe less kale and more bacon in my diet is the trick.
	10:18pm JakeGould: @Ken: Just use lotion.
	10:18pm Matt from Springfield: Someone got killed at a Zombie event in Florida this weekend! www.nytimes.com...
	10:18pm JeffHQ: Zombies are emo.
	10:19pm bobdoesthings: @ken from hyde park - drinking water helps a lot with hydrating skin.. that and lotion after your shower while the pores are opened.. but yeah... try the bacon thing too
	10:20pm Fuzzy: Tea tree oil works miracles for dry, cracked skin, and also helps prevent condoms from bursting!
	10:20pm coelacanth: Ken- stay hydrated!
	10:20pm BillDolanBDC: Wasn't Black Whopper your stage name while erotic dancing through college Dave?
	10:21pm bobdoesthings: I heard McDonalds is doing terrible.. going to have to shut down a large number of restaurants.
	10:22pm BillDolanBDC: Mac Sabbath thrives.
	10:22pm Monstrositor: Ken - Vitamin E
	10:23pm coelacanth: Ken also essential fatty acids...flax seed,walnuts,pecans,seeds,salmon...
	10:23pm Deb: about time MickeyD goes down.
	10:23pm Monstrositor: Coconut oil mixed with aloe helps when i get dry skin in the winter
	10:24pm bobdoesthings: so many uses for coconut oil...
	10:24pm coelacanth: (and bacon will certainly make it worse!)
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, good electric Loudon!
	10:25pm P-90: And check out something called hyaluronic acid.
	10:25pm Bubba: Save the Grimace!
	10:26pm BillDolanBDC: Slayer McCheese
	10:28pm BenDoverMD: Consider my face melted
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: "Life, Showbusiness, Whatever", by Dave Hill, Esq.
	10:32pm JakeGould: @Ken: Eat better, drink water, wear Azzaro or Drakkar Noir and then add some lotion to your skin. Perfect care combo!
	10:33pm BenDoverMD: It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: Gaeltacht!
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: Beijing, smog like LA in its "prime"!
	10:36pm JeffHQ: Des Ramone over here.
	10:37pm BenDoverMD: Mike Tirico is the missing link between man & muppet
	10:38pm Deb: Now Beijing's pollution is in LA...what goes around comes around.
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: Nowadays the tanks only run over blog pages..
	10:42pm Stomach: But I digest...
	10:42pm BenDoverMD: What kind of cologne is this Chinese Irishman wearing Dave?
	10:42pm JeffHQ: "Dunkin' Donuts"?
	10:46pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks for the skin tips, everyone. I might also try one of those "showers," as you call them.
	10:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Internationalization of Stand-Up Comedy Outside of the English-Speaking World: Second Round from 2010 to the Present", doctoral dissertation by Des Bishop, M.A.
	10:46pm Deb: at least once a week...
	10:47pm bobdoesthings: great interview, this is great
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: Yomo Sha Chu, rippin' it up!
	10:50pm BenDoverMD: This guy gonna get to a point?
	10:51pm JakeGould: Nobody in China actually likes that pee pee in my Coke joke, right?
	10:52pm bobdoesthings: @jake - hahaha
	10:52pm Volunteer Charles: Haha
	10:53pm BenDoverMD: Stand up comedy is a thing, right?
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Doesn't work out as well when it's: "I am of China; I have played joke by urine contaminating your Coca Cola!"
	10:54pm BenDoverMD: Take my freedom, please. {rimshot}
	10:55pm bobdoesthings: @mattfromSF - still funny to me..
	10:56pm Rickwaukee: Listening to the master draw out his guest.
	10:56pm Supermeowy: Ken from Hyde Park -- I'm a big fan of Aquafor!!!
	10:57pm JeffHQ: Give the censor more drink tickets.
	10:57pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: I went to Google Translate and entered this “Me Chinese, me play joke. me put pee pee in your Coke!” and change it into Chinese (Simplified) which became this, “我的中国，我玩笑话。我把撒尿撒尿你的可乐” and then translated back to English… “I was in China, I joke. I pee pee your Coke !”
	10:57pm Supermeowy: David sedaris' latest book has a funny chapter about his travels to China. that's all I've got. sorry, I'm tired.
	10:58pm bobdoesthings: @dave - you never finished the station ID ... just a reminder.
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, Jake! FREE DANNE!
	11:00pm DaveHill: I didnt?
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Danne was walking around insulting people's sisters.
	11:01pm bobdoesthings: @dave - nope.. dont think so.. you switched to danne d before finishing it.. i think?!
	11:01pm Matt from Springfield: I thought Dave did - maybe forgot the Rockland County stuff?
	11:01pm BenDoverMD: In other news, turns out the NY Giants actually do suck
	11:02pm Brighid: Oh Danne, you gotta take an Irish class.
	11:02pm Deb: Blame the nyquill
	11:02pm JakeGould: Nyquill Noir?
	11:03pm Danne D: I Shoulda sent these to you Brighid :)
	11:03pm james: Thats 201-209-9368 folks!
	11:03pm Danne D: That Des was able to understand anything that google translate was saying was genuinely impressive :)
	11:04pm BenDoverMD: You're all getting Drakkar for your winter holiday of choice from your drunk uncle Ben!
	11:06pm bobdoesthings: china's numbers are crazy
	11:07pm JakeGould: @BobDoesThings: What numbers? Like the lottery?
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, either Greece or the Maldives!
	11:07pm bobdoesthings: population
	11:08pm marc15: This like every person in the United States watching that show, 300 million
	11:08pm bobdoesthings: 300 mill watch a show.. that's everyone in the US
	11:08pm Danne D: Thanks for taking my call Dave and Des and James :)
	11:09pm bobdoesthings: @marc15 - exactly!
	11:09pm JeffHQ: Gentrified China.
	11:09pm bobdoesthings: well US is 318 million.. but yeah almost all of america
	11:12pm Matt from Springfield: "Chinese Garrison Keillor" - way to translate the concept!
	11:12pm Rickwaukee: It's Chinese Hee-Haw
	11:13pm Danne D: btw I sent in my pledge tonight :) You should too! Click the pledge button across the screen now :D Thanks!
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: "In Chinese culture, Pingshu (simplified Chinese: 评书; traditional Chinese: 評書; pinyin: Píngshū), meaning “storytelling”, is one of forms of entertainment in mass culture in China. It is also called "Pinghua"(评话) in south China. Travelers in Beijing will often find taxi drivers listening to it through radio."
	11:14pm Danne D: What was the deal with that 50 lane highway traffic jam - how the hell do they have highways with 50 lanes in China?
	11:14pm Matt from Springfield: "Crosstalk, also known by its Chinese name xiangsheng (simplified Chinese: 相声; traditional Chinese: 相聲; pinyin: xiàngsheng; literally: "face and voice"), is a traditional Chinese comedic performance in the form of a dialogue between two performers"
	11:16pm bobdoesthings: pledge pledge pledge! pledge you fools!
	11:17pm coelacanth: Good caller & Great guest
	11:19pm bobdoesthings: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
	11:19pm Ben Dover, MD: Happy to drop a Drakkar bomb tonight
	11:20pm Ben Dover, MD: Good night, sons
	11:21pm Ben Dover, MD: And daughters of angel witch
	11:22pm Matt from Springfield: "is mashen" = "smashing!" That's awesome!
	11:22pm bobdoesthings: someone told me once that Smashing Pumpkins was a play on UK lingo meaning "great tits"
	11:23pm bobdoesthings: REAL RADIO MOTHAFUCKER!
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: "s math sin" :)
	11:25pm coelacanth: bob that's true
	11:25pm Rickwaukee: haulin celery salt
	11:25pm Danne D: JIMMY!!!
	11:25pm bobdoesthings: I hope jimmy busts out some irish knowledge!
	11:26pm bobdoesthings: @fish - about smashing pumpkins, thats true??
	11:26pm Matt from Springfield: "When Irish linguists are translating.."<snip>
	11:26pm JeffHQ: Ricola!
	11:26pm Brighid: Don't do zinc on an empty stomach. You'll vomit. Unless you like vomiting. :P
	11:26pm marc15: Heyyyyy, X-Ray Burns is the Pride Of Kearny New Jersey
	11:28pm coelacanth: just take a capsule. lozenges give you a sore throat and they have crap ingredients. (yes,with food) fox, that's what i've read.
	11:28pm bobdoesthings: I'd buy Jimmy's memoire..
	11:28pm Danne D: @marc15 agreed :) Jimmy agrees too
	11:28pm JakeGould: Ricotta!
	11:28pm Rickwaukee: DONT WRITE IT NOW
	11:28pm Danne D: @marc15 though I must correct you. It's X.Ray Burns
	11:29pm coelacanth: i need an irish tune stat Jimmy.
	11:29pm bobdoesthings: @fish- good enough for me. now its fact in my mind.
	11:30pm Deb: a running dog lackey of the imperialist war monkey
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, "crack" = conversation/good times!
	11:32pm marc15: And Ireland know has legal same-sex marriage. That's good in my book
	11:32pm Danne D: Whoa Des pulling out the Kearny knowledge here
	11:32pm bobdoesthings: dang.. jersey knowledge
	11:32pm marc15: now*
	11:33pm bobdoesthings: I hope its an irish tune... ::crosses fingers::
	11:33pm marc15: Now all I have to do is find an Irish boyfriend
	11:33pm Erma Gherd: what is happening here, make it some craic?!?
	11:34pm JeffHQ: Sing!
	11:34pm Danne D: Ultimate would be Jimmy singing at your wedding with Dave playing guitar.
	11:34pm coelacanth: please Dave at least 3 lines. ...ohhhh.
	11:36pm bobdoesthings: the wil-bahhhh
	11:38pm coelacanth: it's a "Goddamn" variety show!
	11:41pm bobdoesthings: des is playen da willbah thee-ate-ah
	11:43pm coelacanth: perdy.
	11:44pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, not "set a trap"... Marty Robbins, few better in the "Western" half of old Country & Western music.
	11:47pm Deb: but I don't care about China anymore. I don't even eat Chinese food anymore.
	11:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Deb: Just wait an hour... <bad joke>
	11:50pm Matt from Springfield: Americans don't do subtitles. We came to watch something - now you're telling us we gotta READ too?!?
	11:52pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Narcos has English speaking characters mixed in w subtitles.
	11:53pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: I don't mind, I love language mixing - I was just expressing the sense of many Yanks as stated by 2 or more stand-ups I watched.
	11:55pm JeffHQ: Rents will ease up when the zombies show for dinner.
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Bottle of piss thrown at you? Wow, I'm wicked jealous.
	11:55pm Josh: Today's election day goooo NDP
	11:57pm Danne D: @M_f_S you should check out Dave's comedy album :)
	11:57pm Matt from Springfield: All right, thanks Dave and Des and new screener James! Thanks callers/commenters/everyone! Have a good night!
	11:57pm coelacanth: Thanks Dave Great show! Des Bishop is a good person and an interesting guest. ciao y'all.
	11:57pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: I've never looked into his comedy album - I REALLY should! Thanks Danne! :)
	11:57pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show Dave and Des and James and callers and commenters and listeners :) Until next time!
	11:58pm Rickwaukee: Dave, have a good Snoopy Doggy Dog show!
	11:58pm JeffHQ: Slainte.
	11:58pm Brighid: Nite!
	11:58pm Josh: I'm in CANADA and heck everyone is waiting who's the next prime minister
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: thanks all great show
	11:59pm james: g'nite all
	11:59pm Danne D: great job James :)
	11:59pm james: thanks danne!
	12:36am DaveHill: Thanks for listening everybody! Don't forget to donate if you can!
	3:59pm SeanG: Polo Cologne is the best.

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from October 19, 2015

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