WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from July 20, 2015

Listener comments!
	9:00pm Danne D: YES! ANGEL WITCH!
	9:01pm Danne D: Hi everybody :)
	9:01pm DaveHill: Bonjour!
	9:01pm Crumb: hi danne!
	9:01pm JakeGould: Hey!
	9:01pm Monstrositor: What up, Hillhounds?
	9:01pm pacific standard simon: Angel witch? That's so confusing.
	9:01pm goodgollymissmollie: Hello friends
	9:01pm fleep: Greetings!
	9:02pm JeffHQ: Superjoie Ritual.
	9:02pm Danne D: Hi Crumb :)
	9:02pm ?: Hot theme song
	9:03pm DaveHill: Angel Witch!!!
	9:03pm Danne D: Mollie :)
	9:04pm Danne D: Need a water, Dave?
	9:05pm Matt from Springfield: The reverb is NOT within reason!!! Hi there Dave, Danne and Hillraisers! :)
	9:05pm Rickwaukee: of course Dave's cough button has to work differently than everyone else's
	9:05pm SeanG: cockfosters
	9:06pm pacific standard simon: Home of the hipsters.
	9:06pm Monstrositor: In Jersey City, a stranger is just an assailant who hasn't assaulted you yet.
	9:06pm Matt from Springfield: coughfosters, at this reverb rate.
	9:06pm Danne D: Don't waste Dave and Dylan's time asking how to spank your monkey, though, please.
	9:07pm Danne D: 201-209-9368
	9:07pm courtneynoir: just got home to all of my WFMU swag for the year ..... Boner City
	9:07pm pacific standard simon: Or choke your chicken.
	9:07pm Monstrositor: @ DanneD Can they help us with chicken choking or dolphin flogging?
	9:08pm Matt from Springfield: Metal chat artist, does professional veterinary medicine on the side.
	9:08pm Matt from Springfield: Merry Swagmas, courtney!
	9:09pm pacific standard simon: I got my swag last week -- the Goddam Dave Hill t-shirt is SO AWESOME.
	9:09pm Danne D: Happy Swagmas, Courtney :)
	9:09pm courtneynoir: It's the most wonderful time of the year
	9:10pm Danne D: I shoulda trademarked swagmas when I first used it :)
	9:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: Got any road trips planned this summer, Dave?
	9:10pm pacific standard simon: Or outside your window.
	9:11pm Matt from Springfield: Success has a thousand fathers, Danne... ;)
	9:11pm dale: i'm vegan now - no more choking my chicken. or pulling my pork.
	9:11pm goodgollymissmollie: Danne D rocks
	9:11pm Monstrositor: @dale: carrot waxing is still an option
	9:12pm Matt from Springfield: @dale !!!
	9:12pm pacific standard simon: Play the jazz backwards, Dave.
	9:12pm Rickwaukee: constant jazz cymbals get to me.
	9:12pm dale: shaina had a baby and someone is going to jump into the breach? ewwww!
	9:13pm 08601: I have questions about my anaconda.
	9:13pm JeffHQ: Danne is busy retrofitting the Delorean's A/C for maximum cooling on road trips.
	9:13pm Matt from Springfield: I like This Day In History. I like history in general.
	9:13pm pacific standard simon: Daikon dusting.
	9:14pm herb.nyc: Steve Levine? sounds like a veteranarian.
	9:14pm ?: romans fucking love marbles
	9:14pm Philthy woman: I dig 'today in history' every time Goddamn it- Goddamn DH
	9:14pm JakeGould: Rollo? You mean the guy who was friend’s with Lamont on Sanford and Son?
	9:14pm Matt from Springfield: @JeffHQ: Those cars had terrible electrical systems - no wonder it almost failed on Marty McFly until he punched the dash in anger.
	9:15pm Danne D: The first fart on the moon took place today 46 years ago.
	9:16pm pacific standard simon: Very true, Danne.
	9:16pm ScottC: Crime blotter crime blotter....
	9:16pm Supermeowy: Meowy everyone!! hope everyone is having a great night. or early morning.
	9:16pm Danne D: They don't like to talk about it, but you know it surely happened.
	9:16pm JeffHQ: @Matt: I will not punch the dash, I will not punch the dash, I will not...
	9:16pm Danne D: Meowy :)
	9:17pm Danne D: Meowy call in with gato questions - 201-209-9368
	9:17pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Meowy!
	9:17pm pacific standard simon: I'm sure they covered it with Walter Cronkite's voice.
	9:18pm Rickwaukee: yay, maracas
	9:18pm Supermeowy: danne should I call to ask why you have a cookie-induced death wish?
	9:18pm fleep: One poot for a man, a giant blaaaaat for mankind.
	9:19pm Danne D: the Oreo Thins were just a thought, Meowy! Just a thought!
	9:20pm Chris M.: let's face it: this mix of Raw Power sounds better than the Iggy mix. plus you can put it on a mixtape with no volume problems.
	9:20pm DaveHill: It's pretty hot, Chris. M.
	9:20pm JakeGould: @DanneD: I just thought you typed “Oreo Twins.”
	9:21pm Danne D: @Jake don't give those bastards at Nabisco any more crazy ideas!!
	9:21pm JakeGould: Bowie Mix.
	9:22pm Matt from Springfield: Winner Take Rawls!
	9:22pm dale: oh man, lou rawls is like some sweet smooth parfait. or slow sex. while listening - to - lou rawls.
	9:22pm DaveHill: Lou Rawls was/is underrated. Did a heckuva job on "Baywatch Nights" too!
	9:22pm jon: hi dave and fellow denizens of hill
	9:23pm JakeGould: @DanneD: Nah, I thought the Oreo Twins were a pair of cute mixed race girls Lamont and Rollo would try to hit on all the time only to be stymied in their efforts by Lamont and Grady. Horrible idea, but it was the 1970s in my horrible mistaken memories.
	9:23pm dale: "who wants a smooth and easy beer" - what was the commercial this was jingle-ized for?
	9:23pm DaveHill: Hello, jon!
	9:23pm Morgan: @Chris The thing about the raw power mixes is that Iggy didn't know how to use the recording equipment, so it ended up being just two tracks: the band and the vocals, so there really wasn't much for Bowie to do
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Hello everyone. Did I mention I appreciate you?
	9:24pm Morgan: But still very hot
	9:24pm blankemon: Hi everyone
	9:25pm Rickwaukee: a nice salmon.
	9:26pm P-90: Hello Goddamn Dave and everyone goddamn else!
	9:26pm Matt from Springfield: We appreciate you back Jeff! Jul 20 is as good a day for Commenter Appreciation Day as any!
	9:26pm Danne D: Better Call Paw would be a good veterinarian blog name
	9:26pm Matt from Springfield: Hi P-90! Get greeted!
	9:27pm Monstrositor: Better Call Rawls would be a guaranteed smash hit
	9:27pm Chris M.: hey Dave Hill: what are you wearing to the sausage party on thursday? i want to make sure we match and i have a feeling i'm going to have to hit up a fancy store.
	9:27pm Debbie: @Danne D - Good name, Better Call Paw!
	9:27pm pacific standard simon: If you have goats?
	9:27pm courtneynoir: I don't want my faaaaaaangs too long
	9:28pm Danne D: @pss everyone should have goats in life
	9:28pm JakeGould: Need to get those fangs trimmed.
	9:28pm DaveHill: I gotta skip the sausage party now, Chris M. Some bullshit came up! I'm bummed. I was gonna DJ the fuk outta that thing.
	9:28pm pacific standard simon: Hamlet had his father's goat.
	9:29pm DaveHill: But I WILL be in Asbury Park Friday!
	9:29pm goodgollymissmollie: Goats are so great
	9:29pm Danne D: I hope we have a Goddamn Dave Hill meetup sometime soon :)
	9:29pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: Get a pork roll.
	9:30pm Debbie: Hi Dave!
	9:30pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot: dave, this sexy single, from before, is doing crunches and enjoying your music
	9:30pm Chris M.: oh sorry, i didn't know. thanks for playing all my favorite songs.
	9:30pm SeanG: stay glued to your TV set!
	9:31pm Debbie: Ask the veterinarian if he met Bill Murray in Rockland county.
	9:33pm pacific standard simon: Go all Lee Scratch Perry on us, Dave!
	9:34pm Matt from Springfield: Sweet sinsemilla...
	9:35pm jon: all this and a crime blotter too?
	9:35pm fleep: Let's get blotted.
	9:35pm Debbie: Crime blotter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	9:36pm Monstrositor: It's gettin all kinds of intercoursey in here now
	9:36pm pacific standard simon: Meat and Mrs. Jones.
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: @Debbie: Erotic Crime Stories!!! WA HOOOOOO!!! :)
	9:36pm JakeGould: @fleep: What about this blotted drunk squirrel? bbc.in...
	9:36pm Danne D: 201-209-9368 I swear I know how to answer the phone!!!
	9:36pm P-90: WHAT?! Dave is finking out on the meetup? I knew calling it a "sausage party" was gonna chase people away.....but Dave? That's not cool, Man.
	9:37pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, so many levels to this one...definitely has something.
	9:37pm Supermeowy: Hi Deb! Hi Mollie!! very light female attendance tonight.
	9:37pm Danne D: and totally won't screw up and drop you're call and stuff
	9:37pm Monstrositor: @P-90, did you ever consider calling it a kale party?
	9:38pm Hola-soymilk: Hi ^~^
	9:38pm pacific standard simon: Hardly? Hardly what?
	9:39pm Monstrositor: Hola's here. Now the party can really get started.
	9:39pm Matt from Springfield: Hola²!
	9:39pm Īke: "It was nuts." Oh, I get it! I get it! Because she grabbed his junk and there's nuts there, right? Bushwick is NEVER beautiful ANY time of year. Bushwick is infinitely fugly.
	9:40pm map: For the vegans there will be an alternative cucumber party
	9:40pm Hola-soymilk: Take this guy off air
	9:40pm Debbie: HI there! Yes, but we rock. I'm gotta go for awhile ... back later.
	9:41pm P-90: @Monstro: Dave already ditched us, changing the name won't do any good now. Besides, I had nothing do do with that unfortunate name.
	9:41pm Monstrositor: There's always next time, P-90.
	9:42pm Matt from Springfield: Bristol Cream, sounds like a British beer. "Is zat alcohol?" whaddafk! He sounds younger than 20! Or, is just plain high...
	9:42pm pacific standard simon: @Hola - is this guy like all the strangers who try to talk to you when you go out?
	9:42pm ScottC: Bristol Cream is SHERRY gack...
	9:43pm JakeGould: “Call back in 20? I don’t see why not?” Pfffttpppp!
	9:43pm Monstrositor: Was Harley high or just a dweeb?
	9:43pm Matt from Springfield: GACK! :O
	9:43pm jon: make it a harleys. thats so wrong
	9:44pm herb.nyc: dave: "where's my male?"
	9:44pm sara: it really revs you up
	9:44pm JakeGould: @Monstrositor: Nah. Just a garden variety Bushwick ponce.
	9:44pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot: harvey's goddamit
	9:44pm Hola-soymilk: Pss, no one talks to me when I'm out, my friends say it's because I look like I'm going to murder someone
	9:45pm courtneynoir: pretty sure it's harvey's
	9:45pm P-90: Oh, did Hola come bubbling up from the collective soymilk unconscious? Hiya, Hola?
	9:45pm JakeGould: @Hola-soymilk: Then stop the murdering.
	9:45pm blankemon: it was only Harley's in an SNL skit in the 70s
	9:45pm sara: didn't david letterman use to start most shows with some sherry or brandy in his mug?
	9:45pm Monstrositor: @Jake - He wishes he was a ponce
	9:45pm Hola-soymilk: Hi p90
	9:45pm Matt from Springfield: HARVEYS. No apost' www.wineintro.com...
	9:45pm Danne D: Hola Hola!
	9:46pm ScottC: It's disgusting either way...give me Brass Monkey any day...
	9:46pm pacific standard simon: That's what my ex says, too, Hola.
	9:46pm goodgollymissmollie: How can we mail Dave stuff?
	9:46pm Hola-soymilk: Yeah this show sucks I'm out Jk jk I love this show so much, this and mcoq make my life
	9:46pm Monstrositor: @hola - You're hanging out with the wrong crowd. I only talk to girls who look homicidal.
	9:47pm P-90: "Harley's Bristol Creme" is so wrong it's fucking brilliant! The Harley Davidson marketing people should jump right on that...
	9:47pm ken in denver: Harvey's Bristol Creme is inextricably linked with my honeymoon in Vancouver.
	9:47pm Matt from Springfield: @Mollie: It would be an address like: WFMU c/o DAVE HILL PO Box 2011 Jersey City, NJ 07303-2011
	9:47pm Hola-soymilk: Monstrositor do u live in a dumb farm town?
	9:48pm ScottC: Cause it's much easier to vomit off of a motorcycle....
	9:48pm Fuzzy: Harvey's!
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Harley's Bristol and Cockney Cream. 'as a ring to it!
	9:49pm Monstrositor: Hola: No. Should I? Is that where all the murderbabes are?
	9:49pm Hola-soymilk: What if I send mail c/o Dave & danne and it's a lone smoreo
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: Is it an American coconut cookie like "macaroons"? Or is it the small fancy sandwich cookie like French "macarons"?
	9:50pm sara: almond flour with a sandwich filling vs a little mound of coconut
	9:50pm pacific standard simon: Macaron is mo' French, and smaller and lighter.
	9:50pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot: it's downright upright
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: How bout the dude rode on the chick's back into the forest like a horse? Needs improvement.
	9:51pm JakeGould: I love macaroons. I have a box of them. Macarons are what everyone’s girlfriends in Bushwick make.
	9:51pm Travis Love: That sounds like reverse brokeback mountain
	9:51pm Hola-soymilk: Monstrositor no they hang out/live in cool murder places
	9:51pm fleep: Longer refractory period between erotic short stories would be helpful thank u.
	9:51pm jon: macaharley
	9:51pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: "Smoreo"? Go Onnnnnnn!... You can mail snack treats, just seal it in a good plastic bag first.
	9:52pm dannyhellman: Macarons are trendy and suck, while a well-made macaroon can be wonderful.
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Would Dave and Danne have to fight for the Smoreo on Air? That's a "smashing" idea!
	9:52pm sara: murder lounge? murder lake?
	9:53pm pacific standard simon: Macaroons are Jewish; macarons are goyish. Old Lenny Bruce riff.
	9:53pm JakeGould: I like tacos.
	9:53pm Monstrositor: hola: Half the reason I moved to Austin was to meet murderbabes. Total let down.
	9:53pm Supermeowy: is this guy single????
	9:53pm Matt from Springfield: @danny: Pfft! You're an anti-elitist elitist! And that's just as bad as being an elite anti-elitist!!
	9:53pm P-90: If the Harveys people wont let them use "Bristol" cause it's too close to infringement, they can use "Harleys Piston Creme" or something
	9:53pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: Ever try Poppies™ macaroons? Chocolate striped covered. Commonly available. All organic and amazing.
	9:54pm JeffHQ: Busy with crunches.
	9:54pm JakeGould: Sweaty with squats.
	9:55pm Matt from Springfield: @PSS: Really? No clue macaroons were Jewish, and that Lenny B riffed on them years ago. @Sara: Murder Lounge, some kind of really tacky cocktail with middle aged, twice divorced people with bad dye jobs.
	9:55pm pacific standard simon: Thank you, Conky.
	9:55pm JeffHQ: Caller 10 gets that blotter.
	9:55pm Monstrositor: I think anything south of Crown Fried Chicken is DTJC
	9:55pm fleep: Jimmy!
	9:55pm goodgollymissmollie: JIMMY!
	9:56pm JakeGould: @Matt: Macaroons are basically just baked chunks of sugar soaked coconut.
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Op Ivy Gravy.
	9:56pm Matt from Springfield: @danny: Actually I've never had a good macaroon, only macarons and only in the past few years. Is there a good "roon" brand to try?
	9:57pm pacific standard simon: No, Matt, I was riffing on an old Lenny Bruce riff. Jewixh vs. Goyish. But macaroons really are Jewish.
	9:57pm dannyhellman: @JakeGould: I have not tried Poppie's Macaroons, but would be very happy to.
	9:57pm JakeGould: @Matt: These are great, basic macaroons. www.macaroonking.com
	9:58pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: "Harleys Piston Creme" 'as a good ring too. But what IS it??! @Jake: Thanks, Jennie's and Poppie's look promising.
	9:59pm dannyhellman: The macaron is the ideal dessert for the fashionista because they're mostly air, and come in a variety of bold colors to accent any ensemble.
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @PSS: A riff ON a riff, now that's meta !
	9:59pm JakeGould: @DannyHellman: Here are the Poppies. You can find them in most decent NYC groceries and a few unsavory groceries as well. www.amazon.com...
	10:00pm dannyhellman: Somebody FedEx Jimmy from Kearny some macaroons, for the love of God!
	10:00pm Danne D: Harvey's Bristol Cream - 2 stars out of 5: www.wine.com... 14 bucks
	10:00pm joe toe: Beat me too the dick joke
	10:00pm pacific standard simon: I'd put on the "safe search" before trying to Google "Harleys Piston Creme".
	10:01pm Hola-soymilk: I'll send him a single smoreo
	10:01pm dannyhellman: @JakeGould: only three Poppie's macaroons left in stock on Amazon? Where's my goddamned debit card?!?
	10:01pm Danne D: As mentioned earlier on the board Harley's Bristol Cream is from an SNL skit: snltranscripts.jt.org...
	10:01pm ?: Dave is pretty great at this.
	10:02pm P-90: #paramusgoathumor
	10:02pm pacific standard simon: @Matt - Lenny explains Jewish and Goyish: www.youtube.com...
	10:03pm Danne D: :( this news about Jimmy is concerning
	10:03pm Lolly: I'm worried about Jimmy. Is he ok?
	10:03pm Matt from Springfield: Joe McG is SCARY with his crowbar! Not by looking fierce with it, but he remains so damn MELLOW while pummeling you with it! :O
	10:03pm Monstrositor: we need to organize a pledge drive for jimmy and his dog
	10:04pm Monstrositor: i'm pretty sure junk's more expensive than chickpeas
	10:05pm jon: somehow they made it work
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Jk livin' brother.
	10:06pm Hola-soymilk: Jimmy, you always have a place with me if you ever come here and everything
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: Good, good, good, good vibrations to Jimmy: believe in yourself, 'cause I believe in you!
	10:07pm dannyhellman: I was getting worried Jimmy would hang up without a song.
	10:07pm Monstrositor: How is it that Jimmy hasn't been signed to a record deal after all these appearances on the GDDHS?
	10:07pm Hola-soymilk: Jimmy is honestly one of the kindest people I've "met"
	10:07pm BriJet: Good evenin'!
	10:08pm Hola-soymilk: Hi bri
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: Evenin', BriJ!
	10:08pm Danne D: Cool PE!
	10:09pm DaveHill: Jimmy rules! Let's send him good vibes, everybody!
	10:10pm JakeGould: @Jimmy: Hang in there!
	10:10pm ĪҠe: I hope Jimmy doesn't end up selling himself and his dog on Christopher Street. For that matter I'm also "jammed up" professionally a little, so I hope my cat and I don't end up on Christopher next to Jimmy.
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: Party for Your Right to Fight! Fight the Power, and then send it over toward Jimmy!
	10:11pm DaveHill: Hey Bridget!
	10:12pm BriJet: Hi Dave I brought some mint Newman O's!
	10:13pm DaveHill: Mint Newman O's! I'll be out shortly!!
	10:13pm BriJet: :P
	10:13pm Ĩkє: Actually, since Jimmy is in Kearny, he'd probably go to Newark near the DMV, not Christopher St. Or he'd end up being pimped out by X-Ray Burns.
	10:13pm Monstrositor: and yes, chickpeas are good for dogs: dogcare.dailypuppy.com...
	10:13pm Danne D: @Ike you mean X.Ray Burns
	10:14pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: Nice “Faces” choice, Dave.
	10:15pm sara: what about dog hummus with peanut butter
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: First I heard of this track - now, Clicky-Starred!!
	10:15pm Ĩkє: As an unemployed proofreader, @Danne D., I cannot endorse such a misspelling in a public forum. I'm sure you understand.
	10:15pm Monstrositor: i would not recommend making hummus out of dogs, with or without peanut butter
	10:16pm DaveHill: It's a hot one, Matt from Springfield!
	10:16pm JakeGould: @Ike: You live in an immigrant community in Brooklyn, right? A lot of those store signs need proofreading.
	10:16pm BriJet: Hi Hola! Hi Matt from Springfield! My brain is on a delay today sooooo hot.
	10:17pm jon: http://www.foodpantries.org/ci/nj-kearny if you are hungry you cant get your life together. the vicious circle of poverty is no joke
	10:18pm Danne D: That's how X.Ray spells it :)
	10:19pm Patrick ĵ: @ Monstrositor Never make humans from dogs either, unless you teach them to be Sayer of the Law.
	10:19pm sara: @monstro no, just to share with dogs or it would be too murdery. hi hola and bri too
	10:19pm Hola-soymilk: @jake is this about greenpoint?
	10:19pm JakeGould: @Hola: No. There is more to Brooklyn than Greenpoint and Bushwick.
	10:20pm Monstrositor: @patrick. I know, I've tried. Just getting them to walk upright for more than five minutes just upsets them beyond words
	10:20pm Hola-soymilk: @jake not to me
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Nice link jon, and you're right: keep your self strong before you begin to slip into the cycle.
	10:21pm Monstrositor: @sara - hummus is okay for dogs, unless you put garlic in it. peanuts are also fine, unless the dog has an allergy, but that's not as common as it is in humans
	10:21pm JakeGould: @Hola: To be fair, if you visited NYC there are parts of Brooklyn that are too boring and “meh” to bother with.
	10:21pm Patrick ĵ: This is a rare treat for me to be able to listen live. Thank goodness for the archives.
	10:22pm coelacanth: good evening Dave & Goddamn Animals
	10:22pm JakeGould: @Hola: Which means yeah, for an outsider Bushwick, Greenpoint and Williamsburg are really about all worth dealing with.
	10:22pm Danne D: hey coealacanth :)
	10:23pm Danne D: Question for Dylan - are dogs alllowed to have macaroons? asking for a friend.
	10:23pm Īke: Unless you're looking for the best tacos, in which Sunset Park is worth a visit. (Or the South Slope.)
	10:24pm JakeGould: @Ike: True. The tacos are better around this part. But Calexico is pretty awesome. Damned good tacos.
	10:24pm dannyhellman: I only pass through Williamsburg to get to Queens.
	10:25pm Paul D: Hi Dave Hill good show always puts me in a nice mood
	10:25pm Hola-soymilk: I promise to never visit the east coast (err again)
	10:25pm DaveHill: Get your important pet-based questions ready for heavy metal veterinarian Derek Gadino now. 201-209-9368.
	10:25pm JakeGould: It would be cool if one block in Williamsburg would agree to be “Colonial Williamsburg” for one day.
	10:26pm coelacanth: Danne D! ...the sugar not too good for them, but - it's not too good for people either. i've never heard that coconut is bad for dogs. (i wouldn't push it though)
	10:26pm DaveHill: Thanks, Paul D! I really appreciate it!
	10:26pm Hola-soymilk: I wonder what neighborhoods people know of Chicago and which ones aren't worth visiting
	10:27pm DaveHill: Slade!!!!
	10:27pm dannyhellman: Postcolonial Williamsburg.
	10:27pm Monstrositor: coconut meat and oil are good for dogs. just don't let them near the husk
	10:27pm sara: Chicago has some nice neighborhoods
	10:27pm coelacanth: ...oh,i wasn't paying attention! i thought you were asking the comment board! oops.
	10:28pm Monstrositor: I hear Cabrini Green is lovely this time of year
	10:28pm Hola-soymilk: Cabrini doesn't exist anymore
	10:28pm Monstrositor: Exactly
	10:29pm JakeGould: @Hola: I liked what I saw of Chicago. Which was downtown and the sketchy area near the Armitage CTA stop.
	10:29pm coelacanth: yeah...and humble pie.
	10:29pm Danne D: Now your time for questions animal, vegetable and mineral - well actually pretty much animal - call now 201-209-9368
	10:29pm sara: i biked through there back in the 90's it was intense
	10:30pm JakeGould: Ask the veterinarian about macaroons for dogs.
	10:30pm sara: it's condos on the way to the goose island whole foods now i think
	10:31pm JakeGould: @sara: Where? Chicago or Brooklyn? Because Williamsburg in the early 1990s was still intense.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: Oh no! Stacked-up Crime Blotters, probably not within OSHA regulations for stacking blotters!!
	10:31pm Danne D: taint top?
	10:31pm sara: @jake Cabrini green.
	10:32pm Hola-soymilk: Sara and a target I think?
	10:32pm coelacanth: considering that most folks give their dogs grain-based or soy-based food, macaroons may be as good for them as their daily meals.
	10:32pm JeffHQ: Ketch'Utz.
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: WAIT. Isn't Dave Hill's avatar a red tank top and a drink?!?! :O
	10:33pm JakeGould: @coelacanth: There is this guy I see on the R train in Brooklyn who feeds his dog cheese doodles on occasion.
	10:33pm Hola-soymilk: Jake what was shady about the armitage el?
	10:33pm Danne D: The case of pop chalk jaywalk miscreants
	10:33pm JeffHQ: Chalk it up to youth.
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: They have no respect for sidewalk chalk!
	10:34pm JakeGould: @Hola: Sorry, mixed up CTA stations. Armitage was not shady; that’s Lincoln Park. Another CTA station was. What do I know? I’m from Brooklyn.
	10:35pm Matt from Springfield: D'OH! Jeff ;)
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Proof of Life for Boomer.
	10:35pm JakeGould: I LIKE REVERB LIKE SAFFRON! Only on special occasions and lightly used.
	10:35pm sara: @hola, yeah i only saw a picture of that
	10:35pm Matt from Springfield: Chagrin Falls, yet again.
	10:36pm Hola-soymilk: Jake, I was about to say: that's one of our nicest neighborhoods
	10:36pm fleep: Take him to the river, wash him in the water.
	10:37pm Hola-soymilk: Sorry everyone if Chicago talk is annoying :(
	10:37pm BriJet: I don't know Chicago too well but Lincoln Park is nice.
	10:37pm JakeGould: @Hola: I’m sorry. So sorry. It’s like Chicago’s Park Slope that Armitage. Sorry. So sorry. Fuck me.
	10:37pm sara: lincoln park is good to walk around in
	10:39pm JakeGould: I meant Lincoln Park! Calling it Armitage is like calling Park Slope Union Street! I am so sorry! Damn me!!!!
	10:39pm Hola-soymilk: Jake, ok
	10:39pm fleep: [takes index card full of sheep questions, rips it up slowly]
	10:40pm sara: i used to date a vet student
	10:40pm jon: i had an important question prepared but my dog ate it
	10:40pm coelacanth: Jake -when i was little our dogs got a taste of everything! ..certainly cheese doodles and cookies. the male got cancer and died at 9,the female lived to be about 15. just like people,there is what we should ideally eat; and there's what we DO eat...and the typical diet slowly kills most people, but others live long,reasonably healthy lives.
	10:40pm Danne D: 201-209-9368
	10:40pm Hola-soymilk: Yeah hi, why is my cat ruining my life?
	10:41pm coelacanth: aw, i was going to ask about my dolphin.
	10:41pm Danne D: How does he feel about what Trump had to say about vets? (sorry couldn't resist that bad joke)
	10:41pm sara: they have rooms at the schools with so much formaldehyde in the air it burns your eyes
	10:41pm BriJet: So many great museums in Chicago and there was this great art fair in Old Town. I had relatives that lived in Oak Park and Cicero too.
	10:41pm Danne D: Dogs >>>>>Cats
	10:42pm JeffHQ: Has Claire Danes ever shown up after midnight with a Terminator in tow? Which vet meds melt future metal?
	10:42pm Lolly: I have a cat-related question...
	10:42pm herb.nyc: hmm, dogs or cats? YES!
	10:43pm JakeGould: Whoa… Isn’t there a big difference between being a dog proctologist and a hamster proctologist?
	10:43pm coelacanth: how bad is radish for dogs? they play with them like toys,but the one ends up eating most of it. ...how about paper towel rolls? (same deal)
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: It wasn't so much the cat killing Dave's father - but that the cat was acquitted...
	10:44pm BriJet: Cats are wonderful!!! You can train cats not to go on the counter, yuck!
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Get off the pancakes!!!
	10:44pm BriJet: I love dogs too. Beagles rule!
	10:44pm JakeGould: Scottish Fold?
	10:44pm sara: cats like to clean up
	10:44pm Hola-soymilk: My cat who I hate, just fell off the bed while trying to stretch, what does this mean?
	10:44pm coelacanth: persian?
	10:45pm Erma Gherd: Scottish Folds are big in Japan.
	10:45pm JakeGould: @Hola: Honestly if you think about it, this is a guest you should call in top ask something about.
	10:45pm Monstrositor: Cats bury their filth and can be toilet trained. Dogs roll in filth and even eat it. Advantage: cats
	10:45pm sara: cat spacing out on cat yoga?
	10:46pm dannyhellman: Okay, maybe a cat walks on the kitchen counter after visiting the litter box, but a dog licks your face after he's gone at his balls for twenty minutes.
	10:46pm Hola-soymilk: Or I could not call in and not regret bringing up video games
	10:46pm Danne D: @Hola call in please :) That's a good question
	10:47pm Monstrositor: Good point, dannyhellman. Both lick their own buttholes, but a cat won't try to make out with you afterwards.
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: "Mmm balls balls balls balls balls balls balls. FACE! Face face face face face"
	10:47pm JakeGould: @Hola: Please.
	10:48pm Fuzzy: Our two Maine Coons are very dog-like (except they don't eat shit, they bury it.)
	10:48pm JeffHQ: How does he handle the alley cat army?
	10:49pm Hola-soymilk: How many cats are too many cats because I have four, Do I get to kill one now? I have the one I want to kill in mind so just say the word
	10:49pm Lolly: Q: My indoor cats have fleas. How?! A friend whose cat had fleas was over a few times...another friend who fostered a stray dropped something off on the porch. A flea hitchhiked? Pesky mystery here.
	10:49pm JeffHQ: Also, can the dogs smell regret on my pant leg?
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: "What would be worse: Hola as a Cat-Lady, or Hola as a Cat-Killer? 201-209-9368..." ;)
	10:50pm coelacanth: my mother's cat when i was a teen would not go onto the counter if i was the only person in the kitchen; and would not enter my bedroom. she'd sit at the door and watch me.
	10:50pm Fuzzy: Fleas are wily.
	10:51pm coelacanth: Hola yes, you may kill one, as long as you eat it.
	10:51pm sara: maybe, they are jumpy little hitchhikers unless it's a flea from mice that passed through the building which is also lame
	10:51pm Erma Gherd: This convo is making me feel oogy.
	10:51pm Danne D: Yay Mollie :)
	10:52pm Carmichael: This is a great topic!
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: Good Golly!
	10:52pm JakeGould: FWIW, this show is a great show tonight.
	10:52pm jon: hi erma
	10:53pm Erma Gherd: hi jon
	10:53pm sara: aren't there those like dog safety vests for storms?
	10:54pm Hola-soymilk: Thunder shirt
	10:54pm coelacanth: healthy dogs don't eat shit, unless they got into the habit during a time of deficiency.
	10:54pm Danne D: www.thundershirt.com
	10:54pm JeffHQ: Cosplay.
	10:54pm BriJet: Temple Grandin
	10:54pm JakeGould: Thundershirts™! www.thundershirt.com
	10:54pm coelacanth: (not poop deficiency, nutritional deficiency)
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: Erma - Hi!
	10:55pm Hola-soymilk: Has this guy seen Dr Pol show? Does he think it sucks?
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: Temple Grandin. Also portrayed by: Claire Danes!!! Quick, get the metal-melting bovine vet meds!!
	10:55pm sara: do they have sweet trees and lighting and bear prints on em
	10:56pm Erma Gherd: Hi MfS!
	10:56pm Hola-soymilk: Yeah put the dog in akira cosplay and it'll get better
	10:56pm Fuzzy: Mys sister's dog seems to enjoy snacking from the cat's litterbox -- gross.
	10:56pm sara: thunder pants and pcp?
	10:56pm coelacanth: does it work better than beer?
	10:57pm Danne D: @fuzzy call in that's a great question :)
	10:57pm marc: A number of years ago I had two cute guy roommates as neighbors and they had rescued pit bull who was thrown around by a previous owners. The poor dog had a limp
	10:57pm sara: that's the horror gland :/
	10:58pm jon: i want to force feed my neighbor with the fireworks the dog sedative
	10:58pm Īke: Cat question! My cat has lost about 2 whiskers every month recently. I know it's normal to lose one occasionally because new ones grow in, but is that an unusual rate of whisker loss? She's about 15 years old and hasn't lost or gained any weight. No obvious signs of illness.
	10:59pm Danne D: what's the taylor ham of dogs?
	10:59pm sara: @hola or go off in a robo suit and battle the storm
	10:59pm Danne D: call on in folks :) 201-209-9368
	10:59pm JakeGould: @Ike: Call in, yo.
	11:00pm Danne D: Great call Miss Mollie!
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Any French poodles in Montreal this week?
	11:00pm liz: Temple Grandin's squeeze machine
	11:00pm coelacanth: most of my favorite dogs have been pitbull mixes.
	11:01pm Carmichael: I have a cairn with a huge personality.
	11:01pm Danne D: Ooh like a Maury show but with dogs!
	11:02pm JakeGould: They should have $1 hug machines at the laundromat.
	11:02pm Danne D: "Rex you're NOT the Father!!!" "Yeah I told you, you BITCH!!"
	11:03pm marc: Despite it's handicap my former neighbor's pit bull was very pleasant
	11:03pm JakeGould: “Fatherhood is ruff!”
	11:04pm Fuzzy: Would call, but it's sleep/quitet time now...maybe I'll ask Foodbed on Friday.
	11:04pm the_real_matt_P: My dog licks a bunch. What's that about?
	11:05pm Danne D: @Matt P - that's a PERFECT question - call in!
	11:05pm JeffHQ: Generic kibbles? C'mon! Woof.
	11:05pm marc: @DannyD Lol. Maury would say "Buster you are not the father."
	11:06pm liz: http://youtu.be/c5aRlPa5WJw Cat hypnotizing Dog? Fact or fiction?
	11:06pm Matt from Springfield: YES Danne @11:02! :)
	11:07pm JeffHQ: Don't get me started.
	11:08pm coelacanth: i'd hate to have to cut tails. it's pointless and barbaric.
	11:09pm coelacanth: the chow usually sucks.
	11:10pm Carmichael: Teacup poodle. Stomp them.
	11:10pm Danne D: www.google.com...
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Sometimes you need some extra cash from a good citizen...
	11:11pm sara: @coelacanth totally about the tails
	11:11pm Monstrositor: That's it for me. Good night, Hillions.
	11:11pm coelacanth: big poodles can be great dogs. just don't groom them for life saving if that's not what you're going to use them for. it's beyond ugly!
	11:12pm Danne D: www.ticketfly.com...
	11:12pm Danne D: scratch that - will get correct link
	11:12pm Danne D: CORRECT LINK: www.ticketfly.com...
	11:13pm JakeGould: @coelacanth: I think poodles look like idiots and Pomeranians are the stupidest dogs ever.
	11:13pm JeffHQ: (painting my Kangol white)
	11:14pm Carmichael: Syrian anal glands?
	11:14pm WWW: Great Monday lineup all day
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Oh! The skateboarders!!!
	11:17pm coelacanth: Jake, poodles are generally very smart,strong,playful,loyal,and agile. if their hair is allowed to get long and messy they're not so hideous. ...and i dont know any pomeranians, but golden retrievers most consistently annoy me.
	11:18pm JakeGould: Golden retrievers are angels.
	11:19pm JeffHQ: Ray Donovan until Saul back.
	11:19pm coelacanth: well, and chihuahuas- though i know a few really decent mixes.
	11:21pm Lolly: Can u enjoy "Better Call Saul" w/out having seen Breaking Bad?
	11:22pm Danne D: Better Call Steve - 201-209-9368
	11:23pm JeffHQ: Twin talk by eye contact is great.
	11:23pm JakeGould: I have seen a few truly crazy chihuahuas. They looked like a cartoon version of a dog going crazy but in the real world.
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: Better Talk Saul™
	11:24pm Danne D: My Nana's chihuahua seemed pissed all the time - I guess I'd be pissed too if everyone was so much bigger than me
	11:25pm coelacanth: chihuahuas get the crazy award.
	11:27pm JeffHQ: I'm listening.
	11:27pm Danne D: Hiya Jeff
	11:27pm JakeGould: @DanneD: I was walking in the East Village 10 years ago and all the neighborhood corner guys were standing, gasping and pointing at this chihuahua tied to a lamppost. It wasn’t barking or jumping, but it’s face was so tense and it was making this constant sub-audible grumble.
	11:28pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, sounds like a great video! :)
	11:28pm JeffHQ: Yo Danne. Great meeting you at the place by the thing.
	11:28pm JeffHQ: Bridget, too!
	11:28pm Danne D: Ooh cool question, Dave
	11:29pm Danne D: Do they have conjoined doggy twins?
	11:30pm Rickwaukee: how do you know whether to dress them the same?
	11:31pm Danne D: Ugh they hung up - call back caller!!
	11:33pm coelacanth: yeh, part of it too is that people always pick them up, put them in pocketbooks, etc. i knew a tiny dog (a terrier-chihuahua mix?) who was raised and treated like a big dog would be-allowed to walk and explore; and she was much like any larger dog in her demeanor. unfortunately she got eaten by a german shepherd last summer.
	11:35pm coelacanth: the anal gland is exhausted.
	11:36pm Rickwaukee: I love that story.
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Oh gawsh.
	11:38pm JeffHQ: Will Saul neuter his pets?
	11:39pm Rickwaukee: Miss Articulate 2015
	11:40pm JakeGould: Is there a gay porno called, “Better Ball Saul” out there?
	11:40pm Ĩkє: I'm with the caller! More cats!! Cats rule!!! I'm also just about as articulate as this caller, which is why I don't call in.
	11:41pm JeffHQ: Suzy Q it's a safe place here. ( chew toy in mouth)
	11:41pm Danne D: Ike you're very articulate - don't sell yourself short!
	11:42pm BriJet: Dave you hit a cat? :'( You really do hate them. :'''(
	11:42pm JakeGould: Curiosity killed the cat, duh!
	11:42pm sara: curiosity?
	11:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Here, for your enjoyment, is an old Disney movie "Pablo and the Dancing Chihuahua" - youtu.be...
	11:43pm Danne D: you should just let dead dogs lie must've been her way of thinking
	11:44pm BriJet: Yikes
	11:45pm coelacanth: that's what we did when my Uncle Fester got hit by a car.
	11:45pm Ike: Thanks @Danne, but I'm most articulate here, via comments, or text/e-mail/chat. In person, it varies. But on the phone? Unless it's a pure business situation... NO.
	11:45pm JakeGould: @sara: Yeah, curiosity leads cats to wacky scenarios.
	11:47pm JeffHQ: Miichael Mckean brings his Spinal Map to monoxide.
	11:48pm Danne D: @Ike well just call like you mean business :)
	11:48pm Rickwaukee: I love how loopy Dave gets in the last half hour.
	11:49pm JeffHQ: St. Vitus rulez.
	11:50pm JeffHQ: Here's Johnnnyyy!
	11:50pm coelacanth: anal is usually a good distraction.
	11:51pm Danne D: Siamese puppies chasing two tails in a circle would be kinda adorable
	11:52pm JeffHQ: One heart one mind one fee! (Chanting)
	11:52pm coelacanth: charge for 2 if they have 2 anal glands to lance.
	11:53pm JeffHQ: Siamese Meme.
	11:53pm coelacanth: Danne i'm getting dizzy imagining that!
	11:54pm Danne D: Thanks for all the great comments :) Thanks for the great calls and thanks to Dave and guests for a great show :) Until next time!
	11:55pm JeffHQ: Delirium dee-"ite.
	11:56pm JeffHQ: Bark on! Meowza!
	11:56pm Lolly: 'Night, Danne, et al...good anal gland health to all them critters
	11:57pm Debbie: hello again
	11:58pm coelacanth: Thanks Dave and Dylan & Steven later on cats
	11:58pm Rickwaukee: I like vets who don't get captured.
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: G'night folks! Thanks Dave, Danne, Dylan, Steven, and everyone! Best wishes to Jimmy!
	11:59pm Supermeowy: good night everyone. wish I'd called in to scold Dave about his cat hate, but I couldn't. meow.
	11:59pm P-90: Thanks Dave. Coincidence: my bimonthly copy of "Dog Anal Butt Juice Fancy" magazine arrived today.
	12:00am Rickwaukee: LOL
	12:01am P-90: And shame on you for abandoning the DJ gig on Thursday. Cowardice, or mere laziness?
	12:41am DaveHill: I have a shoot then and the schedule changed so now I can't make it, P-90. Sorry about that!
	12:42am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody! See you next week!

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from July 20, 2015

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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July 20, 2015: It's a hot, hot July night as Dave welcomes veterinarian Derek Gadino and actor Steven Levine (Better Call Saul) for important talk and snacks. Danne D works the phones within reason.

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
Angel Witch	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel Witch"	Angel Witch	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Dave talks and whatnot	"Dave talks and whatnot"		0:02:57 (Pop-up)
The Stooges	Gimme Danger "Gimme Danger" by "The Stooges"	Raw Power	0:17:12 (Pop-up)
Lou Rawls	Lady Love (Live) "Lady Love (Live)" by "Lou Rawls"		0:20:41 (Pop-up)
Roky Erickson	If You Have Ghosts "If You Have Ghosts" by "Roky Erickson"	The Evil One	0:27:03 (Pop-up)
Wire	Ex Lion Tamer "Ex Lion Tamer" by "Wire"		0:32:24 (Pop-up)
The Melvins	Gluey Porch Treatments		0:32:49 (Pop-up)
Erotic Short Story!	"Erotic Short Story!"		0:36:54 (Pop-up)
Dave takes calls. It's incredible.	"Dave takes calls. It's incredible."		1:09:28 (Pop-up)
Public Enemy	Party for Your Right to Fight	It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back	1:09:53 (Pop-up)
The Faces	Bad N Ruin "Bad N Ruin" by "The Faces"		1:11:58 (Pop-up)
Superjoint Ritual	Antifaith "Antifaith" by "Superjoint Ritual"		1:21:52 (Pop-up)
Sabbath Assembly	The Power That Is Love	Restored to One	1:24:02 (Pop-up)
Slade	My Friend Stan "My Friend Stan" by "Slade"		1:25:52 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:00pm Danne D: YES! ANGEL WITCH!
	9:01pm Danne D: Hi everybody :)
	9:01pm DaveHill: Bonjour!
	9:01pm Crumb: hi danne!
	9:01pm JakeGould: Hey!
	9:01pm Monstrositor: What up, Hillhounds?
	9:01pm pacific standard simon: Angel witch? That's so confusing.
	9:01pm goodgollymissmollie: Hello friends
	9:01pm fleep: Greetings!
	9:02pm JeffHQ: Superjoie Ritual.
	9:02pm Danne D: Hi Crumb :)
	9:02pm ?: Hot theme song
	9:03pm DaveHill: Angel Witch!!!
	9:03pm Danne D: Mollie :)
	9:04pm Danne D: Need a water, Dave?
	9:05pm Matt from Springfield: The reverb is NOT within reason!!! Hi there Dave, Danne and Hillraisers! :)
	9:05pm Rickwaukee: of course Dave's cough button has to work differently than everyone else's
	9:05pm SeanG: cockfosters
	9:06pm pacific standard simon: Home of the hipsters.
	9:06pm Monstrositor: In Jersey City, a stranger is just an assailant who hasn't assaulted you yet.
	9:06pm Matt from Springfield: coughfosters, at this reverb rate.
	9:06pm Danne D: Don't waste Dave and Dylan's time asking how to spank your monkey, though, please.
	9:07pm Danne D: 201-209-9368
	9:07pm courtneynoir: just got home to all of my WFMU swag for the year ..... Boner City
	9:07pm pacific standard simon: Or choke your chicken.
	9:07pm Monstrositor: @ DanneD Can they help us with chicken choking or dolphin flogging?
	9:08pm Matt from Springfield: Metal chat artist, does professional veterinary medicine on the side.
	9:08pm Matt from Springfield: Merry Swagmas, courtney!
	9:09pm pacific standard simon: I got my swag last week -- the Goddam Dave Hill t-shirt is SO AWESOME.
	9:09pm Danne D: Happy Swagmas, Courtney :)
	9:09pm courtneynoir: It's the most wonderful time of the year
	9:10pm Danne D: I shoulda trademarked swagmas when I first used it :)
	9:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: Got any road trips planned this summer, Dave?
	9:10pm pacific standard simon: Or outside your window.
	9:11pm Matt from Springfield: Success has a thousand fathers, Danne... ;)
	9:11pm dale: i'm vegan now - no more choking my chicken. or pulling my pork.
	9:11pm goodgollymissmollie: Danne D rocks
	9:11pm Monstrositor: @dale: carrot waxing is still an option
	9:12pm Matt from Springfield: @dale !!!
	9:12pm pacific standard simon: Play the jazz backwards, Dave.
	9:12pm Rickwaukee: constant jazz cymbals get to me.
	9:12pm dale: shaina had a baby and someone is going to jump into the breach? ewwww!
	9:13pm 08601: I have questions about my anaconda.
	9:13pm JeffHQ: Danne is busy retrofitting the Delorean's A/C for maximum cooling on road trips.
	9:13pm Matt from Springfield: I like This Day In History. I like history in general.
	9:13pm pacific standard simon: Daikon dusting.
	9:14pm herb.nyc: Steve Levine? sounds like a veteranarian.
	9:14pm ?: romans fucking love marbles
	9:14pm Philthy woman: I dig 'today in history' every time Goddamn it- Goddamn DH
	9:14pm JakeGould: Rollo? You mean the guy who was friend’s with Lamont on Sanford and Son?
	9:14pm Matt from Springfield: @JeffHQ: Those cars had terrible electrical systems - no wonder it almost failed on Marty McFly until he punched the dash in anger.
	9:15pm Danne D: The first fart on the moon took place today 46 years ago.
	9:16pm pacific standard simon: Very true, Danne.
	9:16pm ScottC: Crime blotter crime blotter....
	9:16pm Supermeowy: Meowy everyone!! hope everyone is having a great night. or early morning.
	9:16pm Danne D: They don't like to talk about it, but you know it surely happened.
	9:16pm JeffHQ: @Matt: I will not punch the dash, I will not punch the dash, I will not...
	9:16pm Danne D: Meowy :)
	9:17pm Danne D: Meowy call in with gato questions - 201-209-9368
	9:17pm Matt from Springfield: Hi Meowy!
	9:17pm pacific standard simon: I'm sure they covered it with Walter Cronkite's voice.
	9:18pm Rickwaukee: yay, maracas
	9:18pm Supermeowy: danne should I call to ask why you have a cookie-induced death wish?
	9:18pm fleep: One poot for a man, a giant blaaaaat for mankind.
	9:19pm Danne D: the Oreo Thins were just a thought, Meowy! Just a thought!
	9:20pm Chris M.: let's face it: this mix of Raw Power sounds better than the Iggy mix. plus you can put it on a mixtape with no volume problems.
	9:20pm DaveHill: It's pretty hot, Chris. M.
	9:20pm JakeGould: @DanneD: I just thought you typed “Oreo Twins.”
	9:21pm Danne D: @Jake don't give those bastards at Nabisco any more crazy ideas!!
	9:21pm JakeGould: Bowie Mix.
	9:22pm Matt from Springfield: Winner Take Rawls!
	9:22pm dale: oh man, lou rawls is like some sweet smooth parfait. or slow sex. while listening - to - lou rawls.
	9:22pm DaveHill: Lou Rawls was/is underrated. Did a heckuva job on "Baywatch Nights" too!
	9:22pm jon: hi dave and fellow denizens of hill
	9:23pm JakeGould: @DanneD: Nah, I thought the Oreo Twins were a pair of cute mixed race girls Lamont and Rollo would try to hit on all the time only to be stymied in their efforts by Lamont and Grady. Horrible idea, but it was the 1970s in my horrible mistaken memories.
	9:23pm dale: "who wants a smooth and easy beer" - what was the commercial this was jingle-ized for?
	9:23pm DaveHill: Hello, jon!
	9:23pm Morgan: @Chris The thing about the raw power mixes is that Iggy didn't know how to use the recording equipment, so it ended up being just two tracks: the band and the vocals, so there really wasn't much for Bowie to do
	9:24pm JeffHQ: Hello everyone. Did I mention I appreciate you?
	9:24pm Morgan: But still very hot
	9:24pm blankemon: Hi everyone
	9:25pm Rickwaukee: a nice salmon.
	9:26pm P-90: Hello Goddamn Dave and everyone goddamn else!
	9:26pm Matt from Springfield: We appreciate you back Jeff! Jul 20 is as good a day for Commenter Appreciation Day as any!
	9:26pm Danne D: Better Call Paw would be a good veterinarian blog name
	9:26pm Matt from Springfield: Hi P-90! Get greeted!
	9:27pm Monstrositor: Better Call Rawls would be a guaranteed smash hit
	9:27pm Chris M.: hey Dave Hill: what are you wearing to the sausage party on thursday? i want to make sure we match and i have a feeling i'm going to have to hit up a fancy store.
	9:27pm Debbie: @Danne D - Good name, Better Call Paw!
	9:27pm pacific standard simon: If you have goats?
	9:27pm courtneynoir: I don't want my faaaaaaangs too long
	9:28pm Danne D: @pss everyone should have goats in life
	9:28pm JakeGould: Need to get those fangs trimmed.
	9:28pm DaveHill: I gotta skip the sausage party now, Chris M. Some bullshit came up! I'm bummed. I was gonna DJ the fuk outta that thing.
	9:28pm pacific standard simon: Hamlet had his father's goat.
	9:29pm DaveHill: But I WILL be in Asbury Park Friday!
	9:29pm goodgollymissmollie: Goats are so great
	9:29pm Danne D: I hope we have a Goddamn Dave Hill meetup sometime soon :)
	9:29pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: Get a pork roll.
	9:30pm Debbie: Hi Dave!
	9:30pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot: dave, this sexy single, from before, is doing crunches and enjoying your music
	9:30pm Chris M.: oh sorry, i didn't know. thanks for playing all my favorite songs.
	9:30pm SeanG: stay glued to your TV set!
	9:31pm Debbie: Ask the veterinarian if he met Bill Murray in Rockland county.
	9:33pm pacific standard simon: Go all Lee Scratch Perry on us, Dave!
	9:34pm Matt from Springfield: Sweet sinsemilla...
	9:35pm jon: all this and a crime blotter too?
	9:35pm fleep: Let's get blotted.
	9:35pm Debbie: Crime blotter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	9:36pm Monstrositor: It's gettin all kinds of intercoursey in here now
	9:36pm pacific standard simon: Meat and Mrs. Jones.
	9:36pm Matt from Springfield: @Debbie: Erotic Crime Stories!!! WA HOOOOOO!!! :)
	9:36pm JakeGould: @fleep: What about this blotted drunk squirrel? bbc.in...
	9:36pm Danne D: 201-209-9368 I swear I know how to answer the phone!!!
	9:36pm P-90: WHAT?! Dave is finking out on the meetup? I knew calling it a "sausage party" was gonna chase people away.....but Dave? That's not cool, Man.
	9:37pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, so many levels to this one...definitely has something.
	9:37pm Supermeowy: Hi Deb! Hi Mollie!! very light female attendance tonight.
	9:37pm Danne D: and totally won't screw up and drop you're call and stuff
	9:37pm Monstrositor: @P-90, did you ever consider calling it a kale party?
	9:38pm Hola-soymilk: Hi ^~^
	9:38pm pacific standard simon: Hardly? Hardly what?
	9:39pm Monstrositor: Hola's here. Now the party can really get started.
	9:39pm Matt from Springfield: Hola²!
	9:39pm Īke: "It was nuts." Oh, I get it! I get it! Because she grabbed his junk and there's nuts there, right? Bushwick is NEVER beautiful ANY time of year. Bushwick is infinitely fugly.
	9:40pm map: For the vegans there will be an alternative cucumber party
	9:40pm Hola-soymilk: Take this guy off air
	9:40pm Debbie: HI there! Yes, but we rock. I'm gotta go for awhile ... back later.
	9:41pm P-90: @Monstro: Dave already ditched us, changing the name won't do any good now. Besides, I had nothing do do with that unfortunate name.
	9:41pm Monstrositor: There's always next time, P-90.
	9:42pm Matt from Springfield: Bristol Cream, sounds like a British beer. "Is zat alcohol?" whaddafk! He sounds younger than 20! Or, is just plain high...
	9:42pm pacific standard simon: @Hola - is this guy like all the strangers who try to talk to you when you go out?
	9:42pm ScottC: Bristol Cream is SHERRY gack...
	9:43pm JakeGould: “Call back in 20? I don’t see why not?” Pfffttpppp!
	9:43pm Monstrositor: Was Harley high or just a dweeb?
	9:43pm Matt from Springfield: GACK! :O
	9:43pm jon: make it a harleys. thats so wrong
	9:44pm herb.nyc: dave: "where's my male?"
	9:44pm sara: it really revs you up
	9:44pm JakeGould: @Monstrositor: Nah. Just a garden variety Bushwick ponce.
	9:44pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot: harvey's goddamit
	9:44pm Hola-soymilk: Pss, no one talks to me when I'm out, my friends say it's because I look like I'm going to murder someone
	9:45pm courtneynoir: pretty sure it's harvey's
	9:45pm P-90: Oh, did Hola come bubbling up from the collective soymilk unconscious? Hiya, Hola?
	9:45pm JakeGould: @Hola-soymilk: Then stop the murdering.
	9:45pm blankemon: it was only Harley's in an SNL skit in the 70s
	9:45pm sara: didn't david letterman use to start most shows with some sherry or brandy in his mug?
	9:45pm Monstrositor: @Jake - He wishes he was a ponce
	9:45pm Hola-soymilk: Hi p90
	9:45pm Matt from Springfield: HARVEYS. No apost' www.wineintro.com...
	9:45pm Danne D: Hola Hola!
	9:46pm ScottC: It's disgusting either way...give me Brass Monkey any day...
	9:46pm pacific standard simon: That's what my ex says, too, Hola.
	9:46pm goodgollymissmollie: How can we mail Dave stuff?
	9:46pm Hola-soymilk: Yeah this show sucks I'm out Jk jk I love this show so much, this and mcoq make my life
	9:46pm Monstrositor: @hola - You're hanging out with the wrong crowd. I only talk to girls who look homicidal.
	9:47pm P-90: "Harley's Bristol Creme" is so wrong it's fucking brilliant! The Harley Davidson marketing people should jump right on that...
	9:47pm ken in denver: Harvey's Bristol Creme is inextricably linked with my honeymoon in Vancouver.
	9:47pm Matt from Springfield: @Mollie: It would be an address like: WFMU c/o DAVE HILL PO Box 2011 Jersey City, NJ 07303-2011
	9:47pm Hola-soymilk: Monstrositor do u live in a dumb farm town?
	9:48pm ScottC: Cause it's much easier to vomit off of a motorcycle....
	9:48pm Fuzzy: Harvey's!
	9:49pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Harley's Bristol and Cockney Cream. 'as a ring to it!
	9:49pm Monstrositor: Hola: No. Should I? Is that where all the murderbabes are?
	9:49pm Hola-soymilk: What if I send mail c/o Dave & danne and it's a lone smoreo
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: Is it an American coconut cookie like "macaroons"? Or is it the small fancy sandwich cookie like French "macarons"?
	9:50pm sara: almond flour with a sandwich filling vs a little mound of coconut
	9:50pm pacific standard simon: Macaron is mo' French, and smaller and lighter.
	9:50pm dot dot dot. dash dash dash. dot dot dot: it's downright upright
	9:50pm Matt from Springfield: How bout the dude rode on the chick's back into the forest like a horse? Needs improvement.
	9:51pm JakeGould: I love macaroons. I have a box of them. Macarons are what everyone’s girlfriends in Bushwick make.
	9:51pm Travis Love: That sounds like reverse brokeback mountain
	9:51pm Hola-soymilk: Monstrositor no they hang out/live in cool murder places
	9:51pm fleep: Longer refractory period between erotic short stories would be helpful thank u.
	9:51pm jon: macaharley
	9:51pm Matt from Springfield: @hola: "Smoreo"? Go Onnnnnnn!... You can mail snack treats, just seal it in a good plastic bag first.
	9:52pm dannyhellman: Macarons are trendy and suck, while a well-made macaroon can be wonderful.
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Would Dave and Danne have to fight for the Smoreo on Air? That's a "smashing" idea!
	9:52pm sara: murder lounge? murder lake?
	9:53pm pacific standard simon: Macaroons are Jewish; macarons are goyish. Old Lenny Bruce riff.
	9:53pm JakeGould: I like tacos.
	9:53pm Monstrositor: hola: Half the reason I moved to Austin was to meet murderbabes. Total let down.
	9:53pm Supermeowy: is this guy single????
	9:53pm Matt from Springfield: @danny: Pfft! You're an anti-elitist elitist! And that's just as bad as being an elite anti-elitist!!
	9:53pm P-90: If the Harveys people wont let them use "Bristol" cause it's too close to infringement, they can use "Harleys Piston Creme" or something
	9:53pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: Ever try Poppies™ macaroons? Chocolate striped covered. Commonly available. All organic and amazing.
	9:54pm JeffHQ: Busy with crunches.
	9:54pm JakeGould: Sweaty with squats.
	9:55pm Matt from Springfield: @PSS: Really? No clue macaroons were Jewish, and that Lenny B riffed on them years ago. @Sara: Murder Lounge, some kind of really tacky cocktail with middle aged, twice divorced people with bad dye jobs.
	9:55pm pacific standard simon: Thank you, Conky.
	9:55pm JeffHQ: Caller 10 gets that blotter.
	9:55pm Monstrositor: I think anything south of Crown Fried Chicken is DTJC
	9:55pm fleep: Jimmy!
	9:55pm goodgollymissmollie: JIMMY!
	9:56pm JakeGould: @Matt: Macaroons are basically just baked chunks of sugar soaked coconut.
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Op Ivy Gravy.
	9:56pm Matt from Springfield: @danny: Actually I've never had a good macaroon, only macarons and only in the past few years. Is there a good "roon" brand to try?
	9:57pm pacific standard simon: No, Matt, I was riffing on an old Lenny Bruce riff. Jewixh vs. Goyish. But macaroons really are Jewish.
	9:57pm dannyhellman: @JakeGould: I have not tried Poppie's Macaroons, but would be very happy to.
	9:57pm JakeGould: @Matt: These are great, basic macaroons. www.macaroonking.com
	9:58pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: "Harleys Piston Creme" 'as a good ring too. But what IS it??! @Jake: Thanks, Jennie's and Poppie's look promising.
	9:59pm dannyhellman: The macaron is the ideal dessert for the fashionista because they're mostly air, and come in a variety of bold colors to accent any ensemble.
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: @PSS: A riff ON a riff, now that's meta !
	9:59pm JakeGould: @DannyHellman: Here are the Poppies. You can find them in most decent NYC groceries and a few unsavory groceries as well. www.amazon.com...
	10:00pm dannyhellman: Somebody FedEx Jimmy from Kearny some macaroons, for the love of God!
	10:00pm Danne D: Harvey's Bristol Cream - 2 stars out of 5: www.wine.com... 14 bucks
	10:00pm joe toe: Beat me too the dick joke
	10:00pm pacific standard simon: I'd put on the "safe search" before trying to Google "Harleys Piston Creme".
	10:01pm Hola-soymilk: I'll send him a single smoreo
	10:01pm dannyhellman: @JakeGould: only three Poppie's macaroons left in stock on Amazon? Where's my goddamned debit card?!?
	10:01pm Danne D: As mentioned earlier on the board Harley's Bristol Cream is from an SNL skit: snltranscripts.jt.org...
	10:01pm ?: Dave is pretty great at this.
	10:02pm P-90: #paramusgoathumor
	10:02pm pacific standard simon: @Matt - Lenny explains Jewish and Goyish: www.youtube.com...
	10:03pm Danne D: :( this news about Jimmy is concerning
	10:03pm Lolly: I'm worried about Jimmy. Is he ok?
	10:03pm Matt from Springfield: Joe McG is SCARY with his crowbar! Not by looking fierce with it, but he remains so damn MELLOW while pummeling you with it! :O
	10:03pm Monstrositor: we need to organize a pledge drive for jimmy and his dog
	10:04pm Monstrositor: i'm pretty sure junk's more expensive than chickpeas
	10:05pm jon: somehow they made it work
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Jk livin' brother.
	10:06pm Hola-soymilk: Jimmy, you always have a place with me if you ever come here and everything
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: Good, good, good, good vibrations to Jimmy: believe in yourself, 'cause I believe in you!
	10:07pm dannyhellman: I was getting worried Jimmy would hang up without a song.
	10:07pm Monstrositor: How is it that Jimmy hasn't been signed to a record deal after all these appearances on the GDDHS?
	10:07pm Hola-soymilk: Jimmy is honestly one of the kindest people I've "met"
	10:07pm BriJet: Good evenin'!
	10:08pm Hola-soymilk: Hi bri
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: Evenin', BriJ!
	10:08pm Danne D: Cool PE!
	10:09pm DaveHill: Jimmy rules! Let's send him good vibes, everybody!
	10:10pm JakeGould: @Jimmy: Hang in there!
	10:10pm ĪҠe: I hope Jimmy doesn't end up selling himself and his dog on Christopher Street. For that matter I'm also "jammed up" professionally a little, so I hope my cat and I don't end up on Christopher next to Jimmy.
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: Party for Your Right to Fight! Fight the Power, and then send it over toward Jimmy!
	10:11pm DaveHill: Hey Bridget!
	10:12pm BriJet: Hi Dave I brought some mint Newman O's!
	10:13pm DaveHill: Mint Newman O's! I'll be out shortly!!
	10:13pm BriJet: :P
	10:13pm Ĩkє: Actually, since Jimmy is in Kearny, he'd probably go to Newark near the DMV, not Christopher St. Or he'd end up being pimped out by X-Ray Burns.
	10:13pm Monstrositor: and yes, chickpeas are good for dogs: dogcare.dailypuppy.com...
	10:13pm Danne D: @Ike you mean X.Ray Burns
	10:14pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: Nice “Faces” choice, Dave.
	10:15pm sara: what about dog hummus with peanut butter
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: First I heard of this track - now, Clicky-Starred!!
	10:15pm Ĩkє: As an unemployed proofreader, @Danne D., I cannot endorse such a misspelling in a public forum. I'm sure you understand.
	10:15pm Monstrositor: i would not recommend making hummus out of dogs, with or without peanut butter
	10:16pm DaveHill: It's a hot one, Matt from Springfield!
	10:16pm JakeGould: @Ike: You live in an immigrant community in Brooklyn, right? A lot of those store signs need proofreading.
	10:16pm BriJet: Hi Hola! Hi Matt from Springfield! My brain is on a delay today sooooo hot.
	10:17pm jon: http://www.foodpantries.org/ci/nj-kearny if you are hungry you cant get your life together. the vicious circle of poverty is no joke
	10:18pm Danne D: That's how X.Ray spells it :)
	10:19pm Patrick ĵ: @ Monstrositor Never make humans from dogs either, unless you teach them to be Sayer of the Law.
	10:19pm sara: @monstro no, just to share with dogs or it would be too murdery. hi hola and bri too
	10:19pm Hola-soymilk: @jake is this about greenpoint?
	10:19pm JakeGould: @Hola: No. There is more to Brooklyn than Greenpoint and Bushwick.
	10:20pm Monstrositor: @patrick. I know, I've tried. Just getting them to walk upright for more than five minutes just upsets them beyond words
	10:20pm Hola-soymilk: @jake not to me
	10:20pm Matt from Springfield: Nice link jon, and you're right: keep your self strong before you begin to slip into the cycle.
	10:21pm Monstrositor: @sara - hummus is okay for dogs, unless you put garlic in it. peanuts are also fine, unless the dog has an allergy, but that's not as common as it is in humans
	10:21pm JakeGould: @Hola: To be fair, if you visited NYC there are parts of Brooklyn that are too boring and “meh” to bother with.
	10:21pm Patrick ĵ: This is a rare treat for me to be able to listen live. Thank goodness for the archives.
	10:22pm coelacanth: good evening Dave & Goddamn Animals
	10:22pm JakeGould: @Hola: Which means yeah, for an outsider Bushwick, Greenpoint and Williamsburg are really about all worth dealing with.
	10:22pm Danne D: hey coealacanth :)
	10:23pm Danne D: Question for Dylan - are dogs alllowed to have macaroons? asking for a friend.
	10:23pm Īke: Unless you're looking for the best tacos, in which Sunset Park is worth a visit. (Or the South Slope.)
	10:24pm JakeGould: @Ike: True. The tacos are better around this part. But Calexico is pretty awesome. Damned good tacos.
	10:24pm dannyhellman: I only pass through Williamsburg to get to Queens.
	10:25pm Paul D: Hi Dave Hill good show always puts me in a nice mood
	10:25pm Hola-soymilk: I promise to never visit the east coast (err again)
	10:25pm DaveHill: Get your important pet-based questions ready for heavy metal veterinarian Derek Gadino now. 201-209-9368.
	10:25pm JakeGould: It would be cool if one block in Williamsburg would agree to be “Colonial Williamsburg” for one day.
	10:26pm coelacanth: Danne D! ...the sugar not too good for them, but - it's not too good for people either. i've never heard that coconut is bad for dogs. (i wouldn't push it though)
	10:26pm DaveHill: Thanks, Paul D! I really appreciate it!
	10:26pm Hola-soymilk: I wonder what neighborhoods people know of Chicago and which ones aren't worth visiting
	10:27pm DaveHill: Slade!!!!
	10:27pm dannyhellman: Postcolonial Williamsburg.
	10:27pm Monstrositor: coconut meat and oil are good for dogs. just don't let them near the husk
	10:27pm sara: Chicago has some nice neighborhoods
	10:27pm coelacanth: ...oh,i wasn't paying attention! i thought you were asking the comment board! oops.
	10:28pm Monstrositor: I hear Cabrini Green is lovely this time of year
	10:28pm Hola-soymilk: Cabrini doesn't exist anymore
	10:28pm Monstrositor: Exactly
	10:29pm JakeGould: @Hola: I liked what I saw of Chicago. Which was downtown and the sketchy area near the Armitage CTA stop.
	10:29pm coelacanth: yeah...and humble pie.
	10:29pm Danne D: Now your time for questions animal, vegetable and mineral - well actually pretty much animal - call now 201-209-9368
	10:29pm sara: i biked through there back in the 90's it was intense
	10:30pm JakeGould: Ask the veterinarian about macaroons for dogs.
	10:30pm sara: it's condos on the way to the goose island whole foods now i think
	10:31pm JakeGould: @sara: Where? Chicago or Brooklyn? Because Williamsburg in the early 1990s was still intense.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: Oh no! Stacked-up Crime Blotters, probably not within OSHA regulations for stacking blotters!!
	10:31pm Danne D: taint top?
	10:31pm sara: @jake Cabrini green.
	10:32pm Hola-soymilk: Sara and a target I think?
	10:32pm coelacanth: considering that most folks give their dogs grain-based or soy-based food, macaroons may be as good for them as their daily meals.
	10:32pm JeffHQ: Ketch'Utz.
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: WAIT. Isn't Dave Hill's avatar a red tank top and a drink?!?! :O
	10:33pm JakeGould: @coelacanth: There is this guy I see on the R train in Brooklyn who feeds his dog cheese doodles on occasion.
	10:33pm Hola-soymilk: Jake what was shady about the armitage el?
	10:33pm Danne D: The case of pop chalk jaywalk miscreants
	10:33pm JeffHQ: Chalk it up to youth.
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: They have no respect for sidewalk chalk!
	10:34pm JakeGould: @Hola: Sorry, mixed up CTA stations. Armitage was not shady; that’s Lincoln Park. Another CTA station was. What do I know? I’m from Brooklyn.
	10:35pm Matt from Springfield: D'OH! Jeff ;)
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Proof of Life for Boomer.
	10:35pm JakeGould: I LIKE REVERB LIKE SAFFRON! Only on special occasions and lightly used.
	10:35pm sara: @hola, yeah i only saw a picture of that
	10:35pm Matt from Springfield: Chagrin Falls, yet again.
	10:36pm Hola-soymilk: Jake, I was about to say: that's one of our nicest neighborhoods
	10:36pm fleep: Take him to the river, wash him in the water.
	10:37pm Hola-soymilk: Sorry everyone if Chicago talk is annoying :(
	10:37pm BriJet: I don't know Chicago too well but Lincoln Park is nice.
	10:37pm JakeGould: @Hola: I’m sorry. So sorry. It’s like Chicago’s Park Slope that Armitage. Sorry. So sorry. Fuck me.
	10:37pm sara: lincoln park is good to walk around in
	10:39pm JakeGould: I meant Lincoln Park! Calling it Armitage is like calling Park Slope Union Street! I am so sorry! Damn me!!!!
	10:39pm Hola-soymilk: Jake, ok
	10:39pm fleep: [takes index card full of sheep questions, rips it up slowly]
	10:40pm sara: i used to date a vet student
	10:40pm jon: i had an important question prepared but my dog ate it
	10:40pm coelacanth: Jake -when i was little our dogs got a taste of everything! ..certainly cheese doodles and cookies. the male got cancer and died at 9,the female lived to be about 15. just like people,there is what we should ideally eat; and there's what we DO eat...and the typical diet slowly kills most people, but others live long,reasonably healthy lives.
	10:40pm Danne D: 201-209-9368
	10:40pm Hola-soymilk: Yeah hi, why is my cat ruining my life?
	10:41pm coelacanth: aw, i was going to ask about my dolphin.
	10:41pm Danne D: How does he feel about what Trump had to say about vets? (sorry couldn't resist that bad joke)
	10:41pm sara: they have rooms at the schools with so much formaldehyde in the air it burns your eyes
	10:41pm BriJet: So many great museums in Chicago and there was this great art fair in Old Town. I had relatives that lived in Oak Park and Cicero too.
	10:41pm Danne D: Dogs >>>>>Cats
	10:42pm JeffHQ: Has Claire Danes ever shown up after midnight with a Terminator in tow? Which vet meds melt future metal?
	10:42pm Lolly: I have a cat-related question...
	10:42pm herb.nyc: hmm, dogs or cats? YES!
	10:43pm JakeGould: Whoa… Isn’t there a big difference between being a dog proctologist and a hamster proctologist?
	10:43pm coelacanth: how bad is radish for dogs? they play with them like toys,but the one ends up eating most of it. ...how about paper towel rolls? (same deal)
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: It wasn't so much the cat killing Dave's father - but that the cat was acquitted...
	10:44pm BriJet: Cats are wonderful!!! You can train cats not to go on the counter, yuck!
	10:44pm JeffHQ: Get off the pancakes!!!
	10:44pm BriJet: I love dogs too. Beagles rule!
	10:44pm JakeGould: Scottish Fold?
	10:44pm sara: cats like to clean up
	10:44pm Hola-soymilk: My cat who I hate, just fell off the bed while trying to stretch, what does this mean?
	10:44pm coelacanth: persian?
	10:45pm Erma Gherd: Scottish Folds are big in Japan.
	10:45pm JakeGould: @Hola: Honestly if you think about it, this is a guest you should call in top ask something about.
	10:45pm Monstrositor: Cats bury their filth and can be toilet trained. Dogs roll in filth and even eat it. Advantage: cats
	10:45pm sara: cat spacing out on cat yoga?
	10:46pm dannyhellman: Okay, maybe a cat walks on the kitchen counter after visiting the litter box, but a dog licks your face after he's gone at his balls for twenty minutes.
	10:46pm Hola-soymilk: Or I could not call in and not regret bringing up video games
	10:46pm Danne D: @Hola call in please :) That's a good question
	10:47pm Monstrositor: Good point, dannyhellman. Both lick their own buttholes, but a cat won't try to make out with you afterwards.
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: "Mmm balls balls balls balls balls balls balls. FACE! Face face face face face"
	10:47pm JakeGould: @Hola: Please.
	10:48pm Fuzzy: Our two Maine Coons are very dog-like (except they don't eat shit, they bury it.)
	10:48pm JeffHQ: How does he handle the alley cat army?
	10:49pm Hola-soymilk: How many cats are too many cats because I have four, Do I get to kill one now? I have the one I want to kill in mind so just say the word
	10:49pm Lolly: Q: My indoor cats have fleas. How?! A friend whose cat had fleas was over a few times...another friend who fostered a stray dropped something off on the porch. A flea hitchhiked? Pesky mystery here.
	10:49pm JeffHQ: Also, can the dogs smell regret on my pant leg?
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: "What would be worse: Hola as a Cat-Lady, or Hola as a Cat-Killer? 201-209-9368..." ;)
	10:50pm coelacanth: my mother's cat when i was a teen would not go onto the counter if i was the only person in the kitchen; and would not enter my bedroom. she'd sit at the door and watch me.
	10:50pm Fuzzy: Fleas are wily.
	10:51pm coelacanth: Hola yes, you may kill one, as long as you eat it.
	10:51pm sara: maybe, they are jumpy little hitchhikers unless it's a flea from mice that passed through the building which is also lame
	10:51pm Erma Gherd: This convo is making me feel oogy.
	10:51pm Danne D: Yay Mollie :)
	10:52pm Carmichael: This is a great topic!
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: Good Golly!
	10:52pm JakeGould: FWIW, this show is a great show tonight.
	10:52pm jon: hi erma
	10:53pm Erma Gherd: hi jon
	10:53pm sara: aren't there those like dog safety vests for storms?
	10:54pm Hola-soymilk: Thunder shirt
	10:54pm coelacanth: healthy dogs don't eat shit, unless they got into the habit during a time of deficiency.
	10:54pm Danne D: www.thundershirt.com
	10:54pm JeffHQ: Cosplay.
	10:54pm BriJet: Temple Grandin
	10:54pm JakeGould: Thundershirts™! www.thundershirt.com
	10:54pm coelacanth: (not poop deficiency, nutritional deficiency)
	10:54pm Matt from Springfield: Erma - Hi!
	10:55pm Hola-soymilk: Has this guy seen Dr Pol show? Does he think it sucks?
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: Temple Grandin. Also portrayed by: Claire Danes!!! Quick, get the metal-melting bovine vet meds!!
	10:55pm sara: do they have sweet trees and lighting and bear prints on em
	10:56pm Erma Gherd: Hi MfS!
	10:56pm Hola-soymilk: Yeah put the dog in akira cosplay and it'll get better
	10:56pm Fuzzy: Mys sister's dog seems to enjoy snacking from the cat's litterbox -- gross.
	10:56pm sara: thunder pants and pcp?
	10:56pm coelacanth: does it work better than beer?
	10:57pm Danne D: @fuzzy call in that's a great question :)
	10:57pm marc: A number of years ago I had two cute guy roommates as neighbors and they had rescued pit bull who was thrown around by a previous owners. The poor dog had a limp
	10:57pm sara: that's the horror gland :/
	10:58pm jon: i want to force feed my neighbor with the fireworks the dog sedative
	10:58pm Īke: Cat question! My cat has lost about 2 whiskers every month recently. I know it's normal to lose one occasionally because new ones grow in, but is that an unusual rate of whisker loss? She's about 15 years old and hasn't lost or gained any weight. No obvious signs of illness.
	10:59pm Danne D: what's the taylor ham of dogs?
	10:59pm sara: @hola or go off in a robo suit and battle the storm
	10:59pm Danne D: call on in folks :) 201-209-9368
	10:59pm JakeGould: @Ike: Call in, yo.
	11:00pm Danne D: Great call Miss Mollie!
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Any French poodles in Montreal this week?
	11:00pm liz: Temple Grandin's squeeze machine
	11:00pm coelacanth: most of my favorite dogs have been pitbull mixes.
	11:01pm Carmichael: I have a cairn with a huge personality.
	11:01pm Danne D: Ooh like a Maury show but with dogs!
	11:02pm JakeGould: They should have $1 hug machines at the laundromat.
	11:02pm Danne D: "Rex you're NOT the Father!!!" "Yeah I told you, you BITCH!!"
	11:03pm marc: Despite it's handicap my former neighbor's pit bull was very pleasant
	11:03pm JakeGould: “Fatherhood is ruff!”
	11:04pm Fuzzy: Would call, but it's sleep/quitet time now...maybe I'll ask Foodbed on Friday.
	11:04pm the_real_matt_P: My dog licks a bunch. What's that about?
	11:05pm Danne D: @Matt P - that's a PERFECT question - call in!
	11:05pm JeffHQ: Generic kibbles? C'mon! Woof.
	11:05pm marc: @DannyD Lol. Maury would say "Buster you are not the father."
	11:06pm liz: http://youtu.be/c5aRlPa5WJw Cat hypnotizing Dog? Fact or fiction?
	11:06pm Matt from Springfield: YES Danne @11:02! :)
	11:07pm JeffHQ: Don't get me started.
	11:08pm coelacanth: i'd hate to have to cut tails. it's pointless and barbaric.
	11:09pm coelacanth: the chow usually sucks.
	11:10pm Carmichael: Teacup poodle. Stomp them.
	11:10pm Danne D: www.google.com...
	11:10pm JeffHQ: Sometimes you need some extra cash from a good citizen...
	11:11pm sara: @coelacanth totally about the tails
	11:11pm Monstrositor: That's it for me. Good night, Hillions.
	11:11pm coelacanth: big poodles can be great dogs. just don't groom them for life saving if that's not what you're going to use them for. it's beyond ugly!
	11:12pm Danne D: www.ticketfly.com...
	11:12pm Danne D: scratch that - will get correct link
	11:12pm Danne D: CORRECT LINK: www.ticketfly.com...
	11:13pm JakeGould: @coelacanth: I think poodles look like idiots and Pomeranians are the stupidest dogs ever.
	11:13pm JeffHQ: (painting my Kangol white)
	11:14pm Carmichael: Syrian anal glands?
	11:14pm WWW: Great Monday lineup all day
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Oh! The skateboarders!!!
	11:17pm coelacanth: Jake, poodles are generally very smart,strong,playful,loyal,and agile. if their hair is allowed to get long and messy they're not so hideous. ...and i dont know any pomeranians, but golden retrievers most consistently annoy me.
	11:18pm JakeGould: Golden retrievers are angels.
	11:19pm JeffHQ: Ray Donovan until Saul back.
	11:19pm coelacanth: well, and chihuahuas- though i know a few really decent mixes.
	11:21pm Lolly: Can u enjoy "Better Call Saul" w/out having seen Breaking Bad?
	11:22pm Danne D: Better Call Steve - 201-209-9368
	11:23pm JeffHQ: Twin talk by eye contact is great.
	11:23pm JakeGould: I have seen a few truly crazy chihuahuas. They looked like a cartoon version of a dog going crazy but in the real world.
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: Better Talk Saul™
	11:24pm Danne D: My Nana's chihuahua seemed pissed all the time - I guess I'd be pissed too if everyone was so much bigger than me
	11:25pm coelacanth: chihuahuas get the crazy award.
	11:27pm JeffHQ: I'm listening.
	11:27pm Danne D: Hiya Jeff
	11:27pm JakeGould: @DanneD: I was walking in the East Village 10 years ago and all the neighborhood corner guys were standing, gasping and pointing at this chihuahua tied to a lamppost. It wasn’t barking or jumping, but it’s face was so tense and it was making this constant sub-audible grumble.
	11:28pm Matt from Springfield: Ha, sounds like a great video! :)
	11:28pm JeffHQ: Yo Danne. Great meeting you at the place by the thing.
	11:28pm JeffHQ: Bridget, too!
	11:28pm Danne D: Ooh cool question, Dave
	11:29pm Danne D: Do they have conjoined doggy twins?
	11:30pm Rickwaukee: how do you know whether to dress them the same?
	11:31pm Danne D: Ugh they hung up - call back caller!!
	11:33pm coelacanth: yeh, part of it too is that people always pick them up, put them in pocketbooks, etc. i knew a tiny dog (a terrier-chihuahua mix?) who was raised and treated like a big dog would be-allowed to walk and explore; and she was much like any larger dog in her demeanor. unfortunately she got eaten by a german shepherd last summer.
	11:35pm coelacanth: the anal gland is exhausted.
	11:36pm Rickwaukee: I love that story.
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Oh gawsh.
	11:38pm JeffHQ: Will Saul neuter his pets?
	11:39pm Rickwaukee: Miss Articulate 2015
	11:40pm JakeGould: Is there a gay porno called, “Better Ball Saul” out there?
	11:40pm Ĩkє: I'm with the caller! More cats!! Cats rule!!! I'm also just about as articulate as this caller, which is why I don't call in.
	11:41pm JeffHQ: Suzy Q it's a safe place here. ( chew toy in mouth)
	11:41pm Danne D: Ike you're very articulate - don't sell yourself short!
	11:42pm BriJet: Dave you hit a cat? :'( You really do hate them. :'''(
	11:42pm JakeGould: Curiosity killed the cat, duh!
	11:42pm sara: curiosity?
	11:43pm Ken From Hyde Park: Here, for your enjoyment, is an old Disney movie "Pablo and the Dancing Chihuahua" - youtu.be...
	11:43pm Danne D: you should just let dead dogs lie must've been her way of thinking
	11:44pm BriJet: Yikes
	11:45pm coelacanth: that's what we did when my Uncle Fester got hit by a car.
	11:45pm Ike: Thanks @Danne, but I'm most articulate here, via comments, or text/e-mail/chat. In person, it varies. But on the phone? Unless it's a pure business situation... NO.
	11:45pm JakeGould: @sara: Yeah, curiosity leads cats to wacky scenarios.
	11:47pm JeffHQ: Miichael Mckean brings his Spinal Map to monoxide.
	11:48pm Danne D: @Ike well just call like you mean business :)
	11:48pm Rickwaukee: I love how loopy Dave gets in the last half hour.
	11:49pm JeffHQ: St. Vitus rulez.
	11:50pm JeffHQ: Here's Johnnnyyy!
	11:50pm coelacanth: anal is usually a good distraction.
	11:51pm Danne D: Siamese puppies chasing two tails in a circle would be kinda adorable
	11:52pm JeffHQ: One heart one mind one fee! (Chanting)
	11:52pm coelacanth: charge for 2 if they have 2 anal glands to lance.
	11:53pm JeffHQ: Siamese Meme.
	11:53pm coelacanth: Danne i'm getting dizzy imagining that!
	11:54pm Danne D: Thanks for all the great comments :) Thanks for the great calls and thanks to Dave and guests for a great show :) Until next time!
	11:55pm JeffHQ: Delirium dee-"ite.
	11:56pm JeffHQ: Bark on! Meowza!
	11:56pm Lolly: 'Night, Danne, et al...good anal gland health to all them critters
	11:57pm Debbie: hello again
	11:58pm coelacanth: Thanks Dave and Dylan & Steven later on cats
	11:58pm Rickwaukee: I like vets who don't get captured.
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: G'night folks! Thanks Dave, Danne, Dylan, Steven, and everyone! Best wishes to Jimmy!
	11:59pm Supermeowy: good night everyone. wish I'd called in to scold Dave about his cat hate, but I couldn't. meow.
	11:59pm P-90: Thanks Dave. Coincidence: my bimonthly copy of "Dog Anal Butt Juice Fancy" magazine arrived today.
	12:00am Rickwaukee: LOL
	12:01am P-90: And shame on you for abandoning the DJ gig on Thursday. Cowardice, or mere laziness?
	12:41am DaveHill: I have a shoot then and the schedule changed so now I can't make it, P-90. Sorry about that!
	12:42am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody! See you next week!

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from July 20, 2015

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