WFMU: Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from March 31, 2014

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from March 31, 2014

A yurt for the transgenred.

March 31, 2014: The Dying Battery of Thought

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
Gambang Kromong Slendang Betawi	Stambul Bila	Music of Indonesia 3: Music from the Outskirts of Jakarta: Gambang Kromong	Smithsonian Folkways		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Uun Budiman & the Jugala Gamelan Orchestra	Banondari - Ulah Ceurik	Banondari: New Directions In Jaipongan	Dunya		0:08:48 (Pop-up)
Lalgudi Jayaraman Trio	Thillana "Thillana" by "Lalgudi Jayaraman Trio"	India's Lalgudi Jayaraman Trio	Capitol Records		0:17:46 (Pop-up)
Gazi Khan, accompanied by Luna and Ahmed	<< Banaro >>, song with kamayacha fiddle	Rajasthan Fiddles And Jew's Harps	Le Chant Du Monde		0:22:13 (Pop-up)

Sainkho Namchylak	Early Steps "Early Steps" by "Sainkho Namchylak"	Lost Rivers	FMP		0:29:15 (Pop-up)
Raz Mesinai	Sacred Warrior "Sacred Warrior" by "Raz Mesinai"	Resurrections For Goatskin	Tzadik		0:35:14 (Pop-up)
Trembling Strain	Condolence Alarm	Anthem To Raise The Dead	Belle Antique		0:40:20 (Pop-up)
Marc Wilkinson	Return from the Graveyard	Blood on Satan's Claw	Trunk		0:41:27 (Pop-up)
Egisto Macchi	Capsula In Avaria "Capsula In Avaria" by "Egisto Macchi"	I Futuribili	Roundtable/The Omni Recording Corporation		0:43:19 (Pop-up)
Tristram Cary	Centre Music "Centre Music" by "Tristram Cary"	It's Time For Tristram Cary: Works For Film, Television, Exhibition and Sculpture	Trunk		0:47:50 (Pop-up)
Lasry-Baschet	La Danse Du Cristal	Instruments Non-Electronique	Cacophonic		0:52:10 (Pop-up)

Christina Carter	Second Death "Second Death" by "Christina Carter"	Electrice	Kranky		0:59:56 (Pop-up)
Linda Perhacs	River of God "River of God" by "Linda Perhacs"	The Soul of All Natural Things	Asthmatic Kitty		1:10:09 (Pop-up)
Brigitte Fontaine	Il Se Passe Des Choses	Est...Folle	Superior Viaduct		1:14:24 (Pop-up)
Laurence Vanay	Galaxies "Galaxies" by "Laurence Vanay"	Galaxies	Societe Francaise		1:17:57 (Pop-up)
Angel Olsen	Windows "Windows" by "Angel Olsen"	Burn Your Fire For No Witness	Jagjaguwar		1:22:34 (Pop-up)
Mum	The Colorful Stabwound "The Colorful Stabwound" by "Mum"	Smilewound	Morr Music		1:26:34 (Pop-up)
Dva	Mulatu "Mulatu" by "Dva"	Nipomo	Label HomeTable		1:30:11 (Pop-up)
Spaceheads	Gobsmacked! "Gobsmacked!" by "Spaceheads"	Spaceheads	Dark Beloved Cloud		1:33:51 (Pop-up)

Sound & Fury	Lamgonella Lomboo "Lamgonella Lomboo" by "Sound & Fury"	<< Pulsacion >>	Ektro		1:39:32 (Pop-up)
Chicago Underground Duo	Dante "Dante" by "Chicago Underground Duo"	Locus	Northern Spy		1:48:05 (Pop-up)
Xiu Xiu	See Line Woman "See Line Woman" by "Xiu Xiu"	Xiu Xiu Plays the Music of Nina Simone	Graveface		1:52:04 (Pop-up)

Ray Tait, Al Porth (Music); Marv David (Lyrics)	Hawaii Our Kind of Place	Success...and then some	McDonalds System Inc.	Lyrics: Aloha to Hawaii… Aloha…Welcome, friends… To the seven shining islands where the rainbow ends… A paradise of blue lagoons Of golden suns and silver moons… Aloha to a week of work and fun, We hope you’re all awake today Let’s start a week of work and play In Hawaii!	1:58:25 (Pop-up)
	Gathering of Pride "Gathering of Pride"			Lyrics: We have gathered here together And we’re feelin' mighty proud… For the whole McDonald family, We can tell you clear and loud; We’re so proud that we are Number One And we’re talkin’ nothin less; We’re not about to settle down But move up to more success (SHOUT) A.T.S.!! We are here to meet, to work, to plan We are here to learn what’s new… For you can’t learn all you’ve got to know Back at old Hamburger U. We can learn a lot from each other, If we do, then we’ll progress… And from this launching pad blast off As we rocket to success (SHOUT) A.T.S.!! Not a doubt what we’re about… Our answer is a big loud “Yes” We are out for more success…(SHOUT) A.T.S.!!	2:00:17 (Pop-up)
	Maitre: “Here Am I Alexander” "Maitre: “Here Am I Alexander”"			Lyrics: Hear me all, who may dine in the world’s Grand Cuisines Where I’m known as the best of the best… For in Paris, Vienna, Hong Kong, New Orleans, My creations have passed every test! Here am I, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! Where the appetites quiver, My destiny leads me… My shishkebab banner unfurled! Where gastric juices may flow Onward to glory I go! I have served Crepe suzettes for the czars by command For the dons of Seville my best dish… Flaming sauce for the archduke of Luxembourg and The Mikado has eaten my fish! Here am I, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! Where the appetites quiver, My destiny leads me… My stroganoff banner unfurled! All my recipe secrets are locked in my heart You can’t buy them or read them in books They are ancient and sacred, my personal art… Come to me and I’ll tell you what cooks! Here am I, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! Where the appetites quiver, My destiny leads me… My shishkebab banner unfurled! Where gastric juices may flow Onward to glory I go!	2:01:20 (Pop-up)
	The Golden Arch of Quality "The Golden Arch of Quality"			Lyrics: We’re up and away to the welcome sign To the sign…of McDonald’s The food and service suits us fine At the Golden Arch of Quality! We’re up...and out…and on our way On our way to McDonald’s... There’s a smile on every face For us it is a special place! I won’t have to cook or clean up…and, shucks, Here’s the thing about McDonald’s: We feed four people for three bucks At the Golden Arch of Quality! We’re up...and out…and on our way On our way to McDonald’s... There’s a smile on every face For us it is a special place! So take if from me…and from me… and we There’s no place like McDonald’s! It’s tops with our whole family, It’s the Golden Arch of Quality! We’re up...and out…and on our way On our way to McDonald’s... There’s a smile on every face For us it is a special place!	2:04:13 (Pop-up)
	Battle of the Rush "Battle of the Rush"			Lyrics: When customers march into the store To buy…to buy… We’re ready with what they came here for And this…is why: The holding time’s what it’s all about, Food held too long will be thrown right out And we’re all prepared for the Battle of the Rush! The customers marching through the door To buy…to buy… Will know that McDonald’s gives them more And this…is why: We’ll keep control of the holding time, And you can bet that our sales will climb If we’re well prepared for the Battle of the Rush! If we’re well prepared for the Battle of the Rush!	2:05:46 (Pop-up)
	You're the Man "You're the Man"			Lyrics: Look inside and see the truth that only you can see Are you what you know you want to be? Give yourself the answers, You’re the only one who can… You have got the answers You’re the Man, You’re the Man…yes, you’re the Man You’re the only one who can Give the honest answers… You’re the Man. If you feel the fortune, do you also feel the pride? You’re the only one who can decide If you’re something special Or another also-ran… No one else can tell you You’re the Man You’re the Man…yes, you’re the Man If you’re just an also-ran No one needs to tell you… You’re the Man. No one but you knows what goals you have set… Promises kept or commitments met… Were some of those goals fulfilled, and others are sitting upon the shelf? The final value of a man… When all is said and done… Is the mark that he puts upon himself! Look into the mirror; if you like the truth you see, Then you know you’re what you ought to be Your life is something special, With a purpose and a plan, That let’s you answer proudly: “I’m the Man!” I’m the Man…I’m the Man With a purpose and a plan… The truth can answer proudly: “I’m the Man!!”	2:08:18 (Pop-up)
	Reprise: Maitre: Here Am I Alexander "Reprise: Maitre: Here Am I Alexander"			Lyrics: There’s a brilliant idea I’ve been thinking about: I have thought what McDonald’s might be… I must study it well, if my planning works out, Then you all will be working for me! Work for me, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! And your fortunes will flourish, As forward I lead you… My hamburger banner unfurled! So, good friends, be of good cheer... See you tomorrow…right here!	2:10:53 (Pop-up)
	The Midnight Search "The Midnight Search"			Lyrics: I’ll put to the test everything they sell, No one entree can come up short. And I’ll be the judge and jury as well, The store will be my court. For I must be sure, as sure as can be That all will be quite right; And for this quest, the time that’s best Is the middle of the night… ...of the night It’s there I go, and hope to know Before the morning light If what I see spells quality… The truth will come tonight! I must be convinced that no one complains Of an appetite unfulfilled… And every bottle of McDonald’s champagnes Must be precisely chilled. It must right, as right as can be To merit this claim of fame; Each grain of rice, each pinch of spice Must be worthy of my name… …of my name. So it’s there I go, and hope to know Before the morning light If what I see spells quality… The truth will come tonight!	2:11:54 (Pop-up)
	A Family Arrangement: Hamburger "A Family Arrangement: Hamburger"			Lyrics: Ach, du lieber hamburger! Ich bin ein hamburger. Best from all der sandwich, there’s bossing I lack! I’m fresh meat, I’m lean meat, you know vot I mean meat… Ach, du lieber hamburger, alzo Big Mac!	2:13:50 (Pop-up)
	A Farmily Arrangement: French Fry "A Farmily Arrangement: French Fry"			Lyrics: Allo! Surprise, Milord! You like French fries, Milord? Zen try me out for size, I’m ver-ee appetize… I’m crisp and gold, Milord So easy sold, Milord Wizout ze hot French fries, you’re left out in ze cold…alors!	2:15:15 (Pop-up)
	A Family Arrangement: Shake "A Family Arrangement: Shake"			Lyrics: Chocolate shake, vanilla shake, cherry shake…rock! We’re gonna shake around the clock, tonight! You need a shake, when you are hot! It picks you up, man, like a shot! You get a shake, and what you got It’s triple-thick-refreshing-and-it-hits-the-spot! Zot!	2:17:16 (Pop-up)
	A Family Arrangement: Apple Pie "A Family Arrangement: Apple Pie"			Lyrics: Fresh and juicy…try an apple pie Hot and spicy…buy an apple pie I mean, for that something’ extra Baby, I’m the one you can’t deny. I mean what’s a meal without dessert?	2:19:01 (Pop-up)
	We're In One Bag "We're In One Bag"			Lyrics: Oh, we’re all just like sister and brother Complimenting each other And we’re known by the same Good family name… We’re in one bag. Yes, we’re all just like birds of a feather, Really cooking’ together; We’re McDonald’s, and we Are happy to be All in one bag. We all have one standard Mine is the best of all… But McDonald’s reputation… Is what really matters most of all. So no matter the food they’re selecting, It’s the taste they’re expecting And they all get a real Good family meal all In one big bag. We’ve all got one standard Of value from coast to coast… The McDonald’s reputation… And that’s what really matters the most! So no matter the food they’re selecting, It’s the taste they’re expecting, And they all get a real Good family meal all In one…bag.	2:21:12 (Pop-up)
	Never Mind the 8 Billion "Never Mind the 8 Billion"			Lyrics: Every time I look you sell a billion more… I never cease to wonder how they multiply. You got a lot of traffic comin’ through your door But I hope you’ll remember that I’m just one guy. While you watch those billions rise I hope and trust you realize Who put those billions in the air… It’s guys like me who got you there… Never mind the 8 billion… It’s the one in my hand! Put up your signs and beat the band And spread those burgers all over the land! For you that’s grand but from where I stand… Never mind the 8 billion… Just the one in my hand! How many have you sold all together…? That’s an awful lot of hamburgers. If you piled ‘em up, they’d make a sky-high stack, They’d make a path that reaches to the moon and back! Well that’s a lot of burgers, but I’d like to add: I just eat the one that’s comin’ off the launching pad!	2:23:33 (Pop-up)
	When a Lady’s Got to Go "When a Lady’s Got to Go"			Lyrics: When you got to go, you got to go Right away…no delay When a lady knows she’s got to go, That’s the only thing she’s got in mind. When you to to go, you can’t ignore Nature’s call, so we all Make a beeline for the restroom door… All our other thoughts are left behind. But the room must be clean! Can a lady rest up When it’s messed up? That’s a fact of life you ought to know When a girl’s…got to go! We want the chrome to shine just like your home or mine We want the floor swept up and everything kept up… We want the toilet seat to be quite clean and neat, We want an atmosphere that’s fresh and sweet. And you should hear the howls when you run out of towels And how we carry on when all the soap is gone… To make it short and sweet, we want a neat retreat, We want a restroom that is clean complete…ly. When a lady goes, she really goes… Turns the key…urgently; But if it’s not clean behind the door, She might wish that she had gone before. You can bet your life that she’ll return Never more… Nevermore…..	2:34:36 (Pop-up)
	QSC for 1800 "QSC for 1800"			Lyrics: Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Let’s let it…be our goal Let’s get it…and we will roll With Q.S.C……all over the land. Now let’s all make it our S.O.P. To cook all our food with T.L.C. ‘Cause that’s the way…to get ’em all to pay With that C.O.D.,,.for our Q.S.C. Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Let’s let it…be our goal Let’s get it…and we will roll With Q.S.C……all over the land.	2:37:15 (Pop-up)
	Look What’s Happened To The Store "Look What’s Happened To The Store"			Lyrics: Look what’s happened to the store!… …(It’s so pretty!) Like a picture in a book… (It’s so different!) Never saw a store that looked so good before… (Wow!) That’s the way a store could look! Say it loud!… We’re lookin' great! Say it proud!… We’re proud and we’re up-to-date! What a crowd… Will congregate When we open up the door. Gee that store is lookin' good!… …(New roof!) It’s the newest of the new… …(New signs!) Blending right into a modern neighborhood… …(Yeah!) Like a restaurant can do! What a way… To say hello! What a way… What a way—to proudly show That we know… That we know—they helped us grow So we redesigned a store They’ll go for… It’s a store that says: We’re different from the rest, We’ve always been better and now we’re the best! Look what’s happened to the store!… …(Look at the flowers!) It’s so big and it’s so bright… (Look at the tables!) You can bet that they’ll be streaming through the door… (Yeah!) Everything will be all right! Look what’s happened to the store! Now it offers so much more... Look what’s happened to the store! So much better than before…	2:38:44 (Pop-up)
	These Are The Days "These Are The Days"			Lyrics: These are the days…the challenge years So many ways…the pack draws near These are the days…for shifting gears This is the time! No time like now to get movie’… And that challenge can be a mountain… Or a molehill…it all depends on your attitude, your action… These are the days…you can’t stand still So many ways…to climb that hill These are the days…you need the will This is the time You’ve got to vow to keep movin’…	2:41:05 (Pop-up)
	Why Not "Why Not"			Lyrics: If you’ve got a pretty face You know for certain that it’s true That you can improve the way you look today By trying something new With your lips, your eyes, your hair… Anywhere that hits the spot… …Why Not? If you’ve got a pair of legs That raise the passion of romance, You may wanna play the game and fan the flame By switching to hot pants. Like, you’d like to let them know, Really show them what you’ve got… …Why Not? Wy not reach for any star If you’re proud of what you are? Change according to the need Deep down inside you’re satisfied it will succeed. If you’ve made vacation plans To go where you have been before, When suddenly there’s a chance to go to France Instead of Baltimore: Or to travel to Capri Or Tahiti on a yacht… …Why Not? If a fellow feels that you Are like a goddess of the earth And if he is quite content you’re heaven-sent And treasures what you’re worth And he’d like to change your name To the same one he has got… …Why Not? Indeed…Why Not?	2:47:03 (Pop-up)
	Walking Happy "Walking Happy"			Lyrics: There’s a kind of walk you walk When you’re with McDonald’s There’s a kind of walk you walk That just shows you’re proud There’s a kind of walk you walk When you’re with a winner There’s a kind of walk you walk When you’re with our crowd There’s the kind of walk you walk When the children love you That’s very much like walking on a cloud Good fortune found you Chappie And your Life’s a happy valentine When you’re with McDonald’s Don’t the bloomin’ world seem fine.	2:48:56 (Pop-up)
	You're the Man "You're the Man"			Lyrics: Look inside and see the truth that only you can see Are you what you know you want to be? Give yourself the answers, You’re the only one who can… You have got the answers You’re the Man, You’re the Man…you’re the Man You’re the only one who can Give the honest answers… You’re the Man. If you feel the fortune, do you also feel the pride? You’re the only one who can decide If you’re something special Or another also-ran… No one else can tell you You’re the Man You’re the Man…you’re the Man If you’re just an also-ran No one needs to tell you… You’re the Man. No one but you knows what goals you have set… Promises kept or commitments met… Were some of those goals fulfilled, and others are sitting upon the shelf? The final value of a man… When all is said and done… Is the mark that he puts upon himself! Look into the mirror; if you like the truth you see, Then you know you’re what you ought to be Your life is something special, With a purpose and a plan, That let’s you answer proudly: “I’m the Man!” I’m the Man…I’m the Man With a purpose and a plan… The truth can answer proudly: “I’m the Man!!”	2:50:19 (Pop-up)
	You're the Man "You're the Man"			Lyrics: The final value of a man… When all is said and done… Is the mark he puts upon himself! Look into the mirror; if you like the truth you see, Then you know you’re what you ought to be... Your life is something special, With a purpose and a plan, That let’s you answer proudly: “You're the Man!” You're the Man…you're the Man With a purpose and a plan. The truth can answer proudly: “You're the Man!!”	2:53:03 (Pop-up)

Listener comments!
	9:06pm 12539: We are not the 801, we are not the central shaft.
	👻 9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: So, the Inflatable Squirrel Carcass floats in again this week. Welcome back.
	9:07pm rich: good evening ken and 12539, you've got me for another week. Visuals for this week: juangenoves.com
	9:09pm pacific standard simon: This color scheme will force me to click on every user's icon just so I can read their names.
	9:15pm 12539: Will there be another special focus in the 3rd hour?
	9:15pm P-90: Looking to another rare serving of carcass. Good visual too!
	9:21pm rich: there is a special focus in the third hour. i'll let you know about it in a little while.
	9:23pm bloopy: good sounds from afar
	9:23pm P-90: [Looking FORWARD to...]
	9:27pm dk: thanks to transpacific sound paradise, i recently discovered i am an absolute fiend for pretty much every last kind of rajasthani music. this is only reinforcing that conviction.
	9:36pm rich: dk there's something special in the water there because all the music i've heard is worth listening to; it may be the bhang and not the water. P-90 i can tell you right now that it is very different from last week.
	9:39pm tomasz.: hello everyone! Raz Mesinai, nice.
	9:41pm dk: yeah, i don't know if it's something in the water or a product of the dusty climate or genetics or what, but pretty much everything i've heard that said 'Rajasthan' on the label had me going "WANT MOAR". also, this raz mesinai. yow.
	9:48pm Chop Scott: Rich--That's now hitting the sweet spot--Cheers!
	9:49pm Risky: I hate my russian jewish landlady, she is a grade a cunt. So happy to hear you again Rich!
	9:56pm fleep: Warnings about the third hour? Only makes it more attractive.
	10:07pm duke: Second death - this is wonderful
	10:08pm Santos L Halper: This is a lovely but creepy, careful with that axe vibe
	10:09pm osvi: Inflatable Squirrel Carcass! It's been too long
	10:10pm rich: well you almost had warnings for the second hour i was going to try a call-in segment for a little while and see if we could get some kind of spontaneously combusting exquisite corpse news hour going but i'm not prepared yet. sometime in the near future.
	10:19pm P-90: Wasn't familiar with Genoves. Glad to be now. Perusing his site while listening reminds me of many Friday nights of yore. Viva Carcass!
	10:24pm P-90: ...and I've only ever heard "Lawrence Vanay" on WFMU, and it's grabbed me every time
	10:25pm tomasz.: why haven't i listened to this new Angel Olsen yet? she's magic.
	10:28pm steve: very nice, this
	10:28pm Carmichael: Hiya Rich and all the ships on the seabed. Beauty music.
	10:33pm P-90: Ahoy Carmichael! Well, "snuggle up and pass the tuna" then!
	10:38pm Carmichael: That'll be on my tombstone, P-90!
	11:01pm Droll: Irwin must be green with jealousy. I'm in knots over not having this LP. It's GOOD! These guys are PROS!
	11:01pm Blacktooth: Now I get it... So THIS is how WFMU REALLY PAYS THE BILLS...
	11:01pm blee: Holy Wow!
	11:03pm 12539: This is amusingly unbearable, A.T.S!
	11:03pm rich: i like the fact that there's a "villain."
	11:05pm Droll: Where gastric juices may flow Onward to glory I go! [Throwing self at Rich and whole-body hugging and not letting go and rocking back and forth] I LOVE GASTRIC JUICE SONGS! I LOVE YOU RICH!
	11:05pm steve: geez. i already forgot what ATS stands for.
	11:06pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Dickie! Great to hear you again!!
	11:07pm rich: ATS is and then some; it took me awhile to figure that out.
	11:07pm Ralphine: That Alexander guy reminds me of a cheesy show called "The Gourmet" that used to be on cable TV. The host was David Wade, and his blazer had a coat-of-arms patch that contained a rolling pin, a cleaver, and a pig with an apple in its mouth. The theme song started with "He's the Rembrandt of the kitchen and the Edison of the cookbook . . . "
	11:07pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Most of my favorite songs are about McDonald's.
	11:07pm blee: I hope the convention attendees had to listen to this at the event.
	11:08pm P-90: OMG The Burger Hymn of the Republic!
	11:08pm rich: Death! remember to sing along.
	11:09pm steve: thanks Rich. And Then Some. my new mantra.
	11:09pm fleep: Me?
	11:09pm Blacktooth: "Am I growing? Am I up to date?"
	11:10pm Droll: fleep, You're The Man! Now flip that burger!
	11:11pm coelacanth: Aloha. Rich,Ken must be jealous of you! This reminds me of his premium from...?(the 80s) "The happy listener's guide to mind control".
	👻 11:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Does The Man want fries with that? Would he like to super size that?
	11:12pm Blacktooth: I'm rocking that "you're the man" joint while driving to work with my little paper hat on. banging my fist on the dash.
	11:13pm rich: alas this is pre-supersizing
	11:13pm P-90: There's a photo of the actual stage production of Success and then Some" in 1971 at: www.furious.com/perfect/industrialmusicals2.html
	11:13pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Just like that, one fill-in makes me reassess all my expectations from WFMU.
	11:14pm nardo: where's the beef?
	11:14pm 12539: I can't believe you tried to warn people away from this, Rich. Do you work for Burger King or something?
	11:14pm fleep: And the McRib was just a twinkle in Ronald's eye. Good times.
	11:15pm rich: i would never eat anything with such ridiculous accents as the food on this record
	11:16pm Ralphine: Speaking of Ronald, those Taco Bell commercials with all the Ronald McDonalds in them are a stroke of genius.
	11:16pm P-90: "...they grill you to contain your juices..."
	11:18pm coelacanth: Ohhh,McDonald is a german name...
	11:19pm P-90: Who knew french fries were such little tramps
	11:19pm Kurt Gottschalk: i am thoroughly enjoyung this.
	11:19pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Remember all the McDonaldland characters, like Ronald, Grimace, Hamburglar, Gilbert, and Sullivan?
	11:19pm Blacktooth: Damn, son. This is just...like, whoa. Heavy... this is like a reenactment of WWII with food.
	11:20pm Carmichael: This McDonalds is a groovy place to crash.
	11:20pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Taste me and you'll freak out.
	11:22pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Flake off yourself.
	11:22pm Carmichael: I think I saw this dude last night on The Search for Martin Bormann.
	11:22pm 12539: Can you say "Flake off!" on the radio?
	11:23pm fleep: I imagine the attendees were also in the bag, watching this.
	11:24pm P-90: John Lennon would have loved that "we're all in one bag" line
	11:25pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): If there was any justice in the world, newspapers tomorrow would be talking about this night of radio.
	11:26pm Carmichael: When does he start talking about his "special sauce"?
	11:26pm Blacktooth: This is giving me ear cancer. And gosh darn it, it feels good.
	11:27pm P-90: @Carmichael: don't know but he's way into "the one in his hand"
	11:28pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I think this counter guy has gotten into the special sauce.
	11:29pm Kurt Gottschalk: it does not stop getting better.
	11:30pm rich: i did eliminate a few songs and the tap dancing routine when putting this together. as hard as it may be to believe there's a few songs that are less entertaining than these skits.
	11:31pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I can't wait for the guy from "Picking Up Girls Made Easy" to appear.
	11:31pm fleep: And suddenly it goes Mamet.
	11:31pm Droll: My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... It's a fast-food concept album with an 18-piece band. Thank you, Rich, thank you. This is a revelation. An epiphany.
	11:32pm coelacanth: I can't stop laughing!!
	11:32pm P-90: "...sixteen? are you sure? I'll take your word for it...well, how hard do you want to work?..."
	11:33pm Kurt Gottschalk: 2015 PREMIUM!
	11:36pm coelacanth: was that the toaster? the electric went out for some reason. Charley you okay?
	11:36pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I'm sad that this is going to end.
	11:36pm Blacktooth: Maaaan, women be goin' to the bathroom.
	11:37pm rich: I want to segue with My Bathroom is a Private Kind of Place
	11:37pm 12539: Quoth the Restroom, Nevermore...
	11:37pm Carmichael: @Kurt: HA HA!
	11:38pm rich: acronym songs that's the premium kurt
	11:38pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): The 70s were that kind of time – people all over suddenly felt free to go to the bathroom.
	👻 11:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm hoping for some Beavis & Butt-head skits from their Burger World jobs.
	11:39pm P-90: That was my first public toilet minuet! Musical horizons keep expanding in unexpected directions
	11:39pm Carmichael: @Rich: or Take an Indian to Lunch This Week.
	11:42pm nardo: Was this a shelved Gilbert and McSullivan operetta?
	11:44pm Blacktooth: Listen dame, you hit your eye on a frozen burger... that's the story...
	11:44pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): This all came out of the night someone played "Tommy" for Ronald McDonald at Robert Fripp's apartment. Man, Ron knew right away what he had to do.
	11:44pm Dave in PA: Is this really happening?
	11:45pm Carmichael: Fast food roleplay. It's getting steamy ...
	11:46pm Bill: @Dave: It depends on what the definition of... "is"... is.
	11:46pm steve: Sometimes I think you love McDonalds more than you love me!
	11:46pm Bill: Honey, don't chase him. That never works.
	11:47pm P-90 ATS: @ Pete: correction, it was the night Ronald McDonald heard "Jesus Christ Superstar" at Sonny Buono's house in the Hollywood Hills
	11:47pm coelacanth: Just ask him after the lsd kicks in.
	11:48pm Dave in PA: It's no Diesel Dazzle, I'll wager...
	11:48pm Carmichael: Is he talking about her seating area?
	11:49pm Blacktooth: Maaaaan, women be gettin' face-lifts to look like burgers.
	11:50pm P-90 ATS: This is reminiscent of the "Musical Honeymooners" shows from the same period
	11:51pm Bill: Ah the good old days. Back when I had my carpeted van.
	11:51pm Dave in PA: A compromise? http://api.ning.com/files/WtO1VSkgXNW68KsjwbW79CvE2TTf8krNiahE5cZCBrq6XiI4AaDTzc3UcDKHzHGdY5JIfkk4rSMX*o4TkeNsCvyKY1mzWu-8/beefcurtains.jpg
	11:51pm Bill: Shag carpeted. And I mean shag.
	11:51pm coelacanth: he's been checking out Miss Goodbody.
	11:51pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): This is actually an album Harry Nilsson made on a dare from John Lennon.
	11:52pm Dave in PA: Not enough Primal Scream, though
	11:53pm fleep: Getting all misty now.
	11:54pm rich: and you think it's over but it's not
	11:54pm Dave in PA: is this what Jim Jones had on the PA system as background?
	11:54pm Bill: May it never end.
	11:54pm Carmichael: Apparently I did far too little acid in the 70s.
	11:55pm rich: good night all. thanks for listening.
	11:55pm Droll: Rich, Not over? You mean there's a second LP where they open a drive-through and second store? Side 4 goes 24-hour?
	11:55pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Many younger listeners may not know these were all popular songs in 1976.
	11:55pm coelacanth: Keep going!! I can't get enough enlightenment.
	11:55pm Bill: Did they have metrics to show that this actually worked on getting night managers to perform better?
	11:55pm Droll: Holy fuck, Rich, that was the most important album I've heard since Carey's Problem. If I ever act nice to you, it's a lie -- I just want that record.
	11:55pm Carmichael: I can die happy now.
	11:56pm Chop Scott: Thanks for the muffler, it was most welcome!
	11:56pm steve: that was a triumph. brightened my day. thanks Rich.
	11:57pm coelacanth: What is ATS?...i didn't get that.
	11:57pm 12539: Great show, A.T.S., Rich. Thanks.
	11:57pm P-90 ATS: I was wondering why the "ATS Reprise" was missing
	11:58pm steve: AND THEN SOME!
	11:58pm Carmichael: I'm still dreaming about her seating area.
	11:58pm Faye: hi Rich good to hear you
	11:59pm P-90 ATS: Thanks, DJ Rich! A nice portion of Carcass and then some! ...Now with more muffler
	11:59pm Bill: Seating areas are hot heheh
	11:59pm fleep: Thanks, Rich. Come back soon.
	11:59pm Dave in PA: Now I'll never see the last 14 minutes of La Dolce Vita...
	12:00am coelacanth: Thank you steve. I was in the kitchen for the first 4-5 songs of it.
	12:00am coelacanth: Thank you Rich.
	12:02am ranjit: this was a great show - thanks!
	3:49am Droll: Hi Rich! I'm baaaaack! No, really, Success, And Then Some (ATS)! I'm sorry I got slobber on you, but this is... it's a damned fine record. They're singing this stuff... It's astonishing that a song about gastric juices became ephemera. That was a very expensive song: 6 person chorus, 8 piece horn section, 2-3 percussionists, the guy who can sing "gastric juices" in a fake Russian accent, the guy who wrote and scored it all, recording engineers... What would this cost today? It's bigger than half of all touring musical productions, and it only exists when you play it for me. There's struggle between good and evil, international conflict with the French Fries and German (?!) burger -- it's high drama! This is a damned fine record. It makes me smile as much as listening to Stevie Wonder. Thanks, Rich. “You're the Man!” You're the Man…you're the Man With a purpose and a plan. The truth can answer proudly: “You're the Man!!”
	7:19am Greg: It's been 20 years since I worked at McDonalds but this show brings to mind several things. At first, I thought it was a spoof....but anyway, the hamburgers would industrial grade beef, cost 7c a patty back then, the kind you would use for chili 'cause the flavor came from the ketchup or sauce. Also, the guy who cleaned the shake machine in the morning said that every time the exterminator came in to spray roaches would pour out of the machine.

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
Gambang Kromong Slendang Betawi	Stambul Bila	Music of Indonesia 3: Music from the Outskirts of Jakarta: Gambang Kromong	Smithsonian Folkways		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Uun Budiman & the Jugala Gamelan Orchestra	Banondari - Ulah Ceurik	Banondari: New Directions In Jaipongan	Dunya		0:08:48 (Pop-up)
Lalgudi Jayaraman Trio	Thillana "Thillana" by "Lalgudi Jayaraman Trio"	India's Lalgudi Jayaraman Trio	Capitol Records		0:17:46 (Pop-up)
Gazi Khan, accompanied by Luna and Ahmed	<< Banaro >>, song with kamayacha fiddle	Rajasthan Fiddles And Jew's Harps	Le Chant Du Monde		0:22:13 (Pop-up)

Sainkho Namchylak	Early Steps "Early Steps" by "Sainkho Namchylak"	Lost Rivers	FMP		0:29:15 (Pop-up)
Raz Mesinai	Sacred Warrior "Sacred Warrior" by "Raz Mesinai"	Resurrections For Goatskin	Tzadik		0:35:14 (Pop-up)
Trembling Strain	Condolence Alarm	Anthem To Raise The Dead	Belle Antique		0:40:20 (Pop-up)
Marc Wilkinson	Return from the Graveyard	Blood on Satan's Claw	Trunk		0:41:27 (Pop-up)
Egisto Macchi	Capsula In Avaria "Capsula In Avaria" by "Egisto Macchi"	I Futuribili	Roundtable/The Omni Recording Corporation		0:43:19 (Pop-up)
Tristram Cary	Centre Music "Centre Music" by "Tristram Cary"	It's Time For Tristram Cary: Works For Film, Television, Exhibition and Sculpture	Trunk		0:47:50 (Pop-up)
Lasry-Baschet	La Danse Du Cristal	Instruments Non-Electronique	Cacophonic		0:52:10 (Pop-up)

Christina Carter	Second Death "Second Death" by "Christina Carter"	Electrice	Kranky		0:59:56 (Pop-up)
Linda Perhacs	River of God "River of God" by "Linda Perhacs"	The Soul of All Natural Things	Asthmatic Kitty		1:10:09 (Pop-up)
Brigitte Fontaine	Il Se Passe Des Choses	Est...Folle	Superior Viaduct		1:14:24 (Pop-up)
Laurence Vanay	Galaxies "Galaxies" by "Laurence Vanay"	Galaxies	Societe Francaise		1:17:57 (Pop-up)
Angel Olsen	Windows "Windows" by "Angel Olsen"	Burn Your Fire For No Witness	Jagjaguwar		1:22:34 (Pop-up)
Mum	The Colorful Stabwound "The Colorful Stabwound" by "Mum"	Smilewound	Morr Music		1:26:34 (Pop-up)
Dva	Mulatu "Mulatu" by "Dva"	Nipomo	Label HomeTable		1:30:11 (Pop-up)
Spaceheads	Gobsmacked! "Gobsmacked!" by "Spaceheads"	Spaceheads	Dark Beloved Cloud		1:33:51 (Pop-up)

Sound & Fury	Lamgonella Lomboo "Lamgonella Lomboo" by "Sound & Fury"	<< Pulsacion >>	Ektro		1:39:32 (Pop-up)
Chicago Underground Duo	Dante "Dante" by "Chicago Underground Duo"	Locus	Northern Spy		1:48:05 (Pop-up)
Xiu Xiu	See Line Woman "See Line Woman" by "Xiu Xiu"	Xiu Xiu Plays the Music of Nina Simone	Graveface		1:52:04 (Pop-up)

Ray Tait, Al Porth (Music); Marv David (Lyrics)	Hawaii Our Kind of Place	Success...and then some	McDonalds System Inc.	Lyrics: Aloha to Hawaii… Aloha…Welcome, friends… To the seven shining islands where the rainbow ends… A paradise of blue lagoons Of golden suns and silver moons… Aloha to a week of work and fun, We hope you’re all awake today Let’s start a week of work and play In Hawaii!	1:58:25 (Pop-up)
	Gathering of Pride "Gathering of Pride"			Lyrics: We have gathered here together And we’re feelin' mighty proud… For the whole McDonald family, We can tell you clear and loud; We’re so proud that we are Number One And we’re talkin’ nothin less; We’re not about to settle down But move up to more success (SHOUT) A.T.S.!! We are here to meet, to work, to plan We are here to learn what’s new… For you can’t learn all you’ve got to know Back at old Hamburger U. We can learn a lot from each other, If we do, then we’ll progress… And from this launching pad blast off As we rocket to success (SHOUT) A.T.S.!! Not a doubt what we’re about… Our answer is a big loud “Yes” We are out for more success…(SHOUT) A.T.S.!!	2:00:17 (Pop-up)
	Maitre: “Here Am I Alexander” "Maitre: “Here Am I Alexander”"			Lyrics: Hear me all, who may dine in the world’s Grand Cuisines Where I’m known as the best of the best… For in Paris, Vienna, Hong Kong, New Orleans, My creations have passed every test! Here am I, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! Where the appetites quiver, My destiny leads me… My shishkebab banner unfurled! Where gastric juices may flow Onward to glory I go! I have served Crepe suzettes for the czars by command For the dons of Seville my best dish… Flaming sauce for the archduke of Luxembourg and The Mikado has eaten my fish! Here am I, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! Where the appetites quiver, My destiny leads me… My stroganoff banner unfurled! All my recipe secrets are locked in my heart You can’t buy them or read them in books They are ancient and sacred, my personal art… Come to me and I’ll tell you what cooks! Here am I, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! Where the appetites quiver, My destiny leads me… My shishkebab banner unfurled! Where gastric juices may flow Onward to glory I go!	2:01:20 (Pop-up)
	The Golden Arch of Quality "The Golden Arch of Quality"			Lyrics: We’re up and away to the welcome sign To the sign…of McDonald’s The food and service suits us fine At the Golden Arch of Quality! We’re up...and out…and on our way On our way to McDonald’s... There’s a smile on every face For us it is a special place! I won’t have to cook or clean up…and, shucks, Here’s the thing about McDonald’s: We feed four people for three bucks At the Golden Arch of Quality! We’re up...and out…and on our way On our way to McDonald’s... There’s a smile on every face For us it is a special place! So take if from me…and from me… and we There’s no place like McDonald’s! It’s tops with our whole family, It’s the Golden Arch of Quality! We’re up...and out…and on our way On our way to McDonald’s... There’s a smile on every face For us it is a special place!	2:04:13 (Pop-up)
	Battle of the Rush "Battle of the Rush"			Lyrics: When customers march into the store To buy…to buy… We’re ready with what they came here for And this…is why: The holding time’s what it’s all about, Food held too long will be thrown right out And we’re all prepared for the Battle of the Rush! The customers marching through the door To buy…to buy… Will know that McDonald’s gives them more And this…is why: We’ll keep control of the holding time, And you can bet that our sales will climb If we’re well prepared for the Battle of the Rush! If we’re well prepared for the Battle of the Rush!	2:05:46 (Pop-up)
	You're the Man "You're the Man"			Lyrics: Look inside and see the truth that only you can see Are you what you know you want to be? Give yourself the answers, You’re the only one who can… You have got the answers You’re the Man, You’re the Man…yes, you’re the Man You’re the only one who can Give the honest answers… You’re the Man. If you feel the fortune, do you also feel the pride? You’re the only one who can decide If you’re something special Or another also-ran… No one else can tell you You’re the Man You’re the Man…yes, you’re the Man If you’re just an also-ran No one needs to tell you… You’re the Man. No one but you knows what goals you have set… Promises kept or commitments met… Were some of those goals fulfilled, and others are sitting upon the shelf? The final value of a man… When all is said and done… Is the mark that he puts upon himself! Look into the mirror; if you like the truth you see, Then you know you’re what you ought to be Your life is something special, With a purpose and a plan, That let’s you answer proudly: “I’m the Man!” I’m the Man…I’m the Man With a purpose and a plan… The truth can answer proudly: “I’m the Man!!”	2:08:18 (Pop-up)
	Reprise: Maitre: Here Am I Alexander "Reprise: Maitre: Here Am I Alexander"			Lyrics: There’s a brilliant idea I’ve been thinking about: I have thought what McDonald’s might be… I must study it well, if my planning works out, Then you all will be working for me! Work for me, Alexander! The Prince of the Palate The Maitre, the Chef of the World! And your fortunes will flourish, As forward I lead you… My hamburger banner unfurled! So, good friends, be of good cheer... See you tomorrow…right here!	2:10:53 (Pop-up)
	The Midnight Search "The Midnight Search"			Lyrics: I’ll put to the test everything they sell, No one entree can come up short. And I’ll be the judge and jury as well, The store will be my court. For I must be sure, as sure as can be That all will be quite right; And for this quest, the time that’s best Is the middle of the night… ...of the night It’s there I go, and hope to know Before the morning light If what I see spells quality… The truth will come tonight! I must be convinced that no one complains Of an appetite unfulfilled… And every bottle of McDonald’s champagnes Must be precisely chilled. It must right, as right as can be To merit this claim of fame; Each grain of rice, each pinch of spice Must be worthy of my name… …of my name. So it’s there I go, and hope to know Before the morning light If what I see spells quality… The truth will come tonight!	2:11:54 (Pop-up)
	A Family Arrangement: Hamburger "A Family Arrangement: Hamburger"			Lyrics: Ach, du lieber hamburger! Ich bin ein hamburger. Best from all der sandwich, there’s bossing I lack! I’m fresh meat, I’m lean meat, you know vot I mean meat… Ach, du lieber hamburger, alzo Big Mac!	2:13:50 (Pop-up)
	A Farmily Arrangement: French Fry "A Farmily Arrangement: French Fry"			Lyrics: Allo! Surprise, Milord! You like French fries, Milord? Zen try me out for size, I’m ver-ee appetize… I’m crisp and gold, Milord So easy sold, Milord Wizout ze hot French fries, you’re left out in ze cold…alors!	2:15:15 (Pop-up)
	A Family Arrangement: Shake "A Family Arrangement: Shake"			Lyrics: Chocolate shake, vanilla shake, cherry shake…rock! We’re gonna shake around the clock, tonight! You need a shake, when you are hot! It picks you up, man, like a shot! You get a shake, and what you got It’s triple-thick-refreshing-and-it-hits-the-spot! Zot!	2:17:16 (Pop-up)
	A Family Arrangement: Apple Pie "A Family Arrangement: Apple Pie"			Lyrics: Fresh and juicy…try an apple pie Hot and spicy…buy an apple pie I mean, for that something’ extra Baby, I’m the one you can’t deny. I mean what’s a meal without dessert?	2:19:01 (Pop-up)
	We're In One Bag "We're In One Bag"			Lyrics: Oh, we’re all just like sister and brother Complimenting each other And we’re known by the same Good family name… We’re in one bag. Yes, we’re all just like birds of a feather, Really cooking’ together; We’re McDonald’s, and we Are happy to be All in one bag. We all have one standard Mine is the best of all… But McDonald’s reputation… Is what really matters most of all. So no matter the food they’re selecting, It’s the taste they’re expecting And they all get a real Good family meal all In one big bag. We’ve all got one standard Of value from coast to coast… The McDonald’s reputation… And that’s what really matters the most! So no matter the food they’re selecting, It’s the taste they’re expecting, And they all get a real Good family meal all In one…bag.	2:21:12 (Pop-up)
	Never Mind the 8 Billion "Never Mind the 8 Billion"			Lyrics: Every time I look you sell a billion more… I never cease to wonder how they multiply. You got a lot of traffic comin’ through your door But I hope you’ll remember that I’m just one guy. While you watch those billions rise I hope and trust you realize Who put those billions in the air… It’s guys like me who got you there… Never mind the 8 billion… It’s the one in my hand! Put up your signs and beat the band And spread those burgers all over the land! For you that’s grand but from where I stand… Never mind the 8 billion… Just the one in my hand! How many have you sold all together…? That’s an awful lot of hamburgers. If you piled ‘em up, they’d make a sky-high stack, They’d make a path that reaches to the moon and back! Well that’s a lot of burgers, but I’d like to add: I just eat the one that’s comin’ off the launching pad!	2:23:33 (Pop-up)
	When a Lady’s Got to Go "When a Lady’s Got to Go"			Lyrics: When you got to go, you got to go Right away…no delay When a lady knows she’s got to go, That’s the only thing she’s got in mind. When you to to go, you can’t ignore Nature’s call, so we all Make a beeline for the restroom door… All our other thoughts are left behind. But the room must be clean! Can a lady rest up When it’s messed up? That’s a fact of life you ought to know When a girl’s…got to go! We want the chrome to shine just like your home or mine We want the floor swept up and everything kept up… We want the toilet seat to be quite clean and neat, We want an atmosphere that’s fresh and sweet. And you should hear the howls when you run out of towels And how we carry on when all the soap is gone… To make it short and sweet, we want a neat retreat, We want a restroom that is clean complete…ly. When a lady goes, she really goes… Turns the key…urgently; But if it’s not clean behind the door, She might wish that she had gone before. You can bet your life that she’ll return Never more… Nevermore…..	2:34:36 (Pop-up)
	QSC for 1800 "QSC for 1800"			Lyrics: Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Let’s let it…be our goal Let’s get it…and we will roll With Q.S.C……all over the land. Now let’s all make it our S.O.P. To cook all our food with T.L.C. ‘Cause that’s the way…to get ’em all to pay With that C.O.D.,,.for our Q.S.C. Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Q.S.C. for eighteen-hundred Let’s let it…be our goal Let’s get it…and we will roll With Q.S.C……all over the land.	2:37:15 (Pop-up)
	Look What’s Happened To The Store "Look What’s Happened To The Store"			Lyrics: Look what’s happened to the store!… …(It’s so pretty!) Like a picture in a book… (It’s so different!) Never saw a store that looked so good before… (Wow!) That’s the way a store could look! Say it loud!… We’re lookin' great! Say it proud!… We’re proud and we’re up-to-date! What a crowd… Will congregate When we open up the door. Gee that store is lookin' good!… …(New roof!) It’s the newest of the new… …(New signs!) Blending right into a modern neighborhood… …(Yeah!) Like a restaurant can do! What a way… To say hello! What a way… What a way—to proudly show That we know… That we know—they helped us grow So we redesigned a store They’ll go for… It’s a store that says: We’re different from the rest, We’ve always been better and now we’re the best! Look what’s happened to the store!… …(Look at the flowers!) It’s so big and it’s so bright… (Look at the tables!) You can bet that they’ll be streaming through the door… (Yeah!) Everything will be all right! Look what’s happened to the store! Now it offers so much more... Look what’s happened to the store! So much better than before…	2:38:44 (Pop-up)
	These Are The Days "These Are The Days"			Lyrics: These are the days…the challenge years So many ways…the pack draws near These are the days…for shifting gears This is the time! No time like now to get movie’… And that challenge can be a mountain… Or a molehill…it all depends on your attitude, your action… These are the days…you can’t stand still So many ways…to climb that hill These are the days…you need the will This is the time You’ve got to vow to keep movin’…	2:41:05 (Pop-up)
	Why Not "Why Not"			Lyrics: If you’ve got a pretty face You know for certain that it’s true That you can improve the way you look today By trying something new With your lips, your eyes, your hair… Anywhere that hits the spot… …Why Not? If you’ve got a pair of legs That raise the passion of romance, You may wanna play the game and fan the flame By switching to hot pants. Like, you’d like to let them know, Really show them what you’ve got… …Why Not? Wy not reach for any star If you’re proud of what you are? Change according to the need Deep down inside you’re satisfied it will succeed. If you’ve made vacation plans To go where you have been before, When suddenly there’s a chance to go to France Instead of Baltimore: Or to travel to Capri Or Tahiti on a yacht… …Why Not? If a fellow feels that you Are like a goddess of the earth And if he is quite content you’re heaven-sent And treasures what you’re worth And he’d like to change your name To the same one he has got… …Why Not? Indeed…Why Not?	2:47:03 (Pop-up)
	Walking Happy "Walking Happy"			Lyrics: There’s a kind of walk you walk When you’re with McDonald’s There’s a kind of walk you walk That just shows you’re proud There’s a kind of walk you walk When you’re with a winner There’s a kind of walk you walk When you’re with our crowd There’s the kind of walk you walk When the children love you That’s very much like walking on a cloud Good fortune found you Chappie And your Life’s a happy valentine When you’re with McDonald’s Don’t the bloomin’ world seem fine.	2:48:56 (Pop-up)
	You're the Man "You're the Man"			Lyrics: Look inside and see the truth that only you can see Are you what you know you want to be? Give yourself the answers, You’re the only one who can… You have got the answers You’re the Man, You’re the Man…you’re the Man You’re the only one who can Give the honest answers… You’re the Man. If you feel the fortune, do you also feel the pride? You’re the only one who can decide If you’re something special Or another also-ran… No one else can tell you You’re the Man You’re the Man…you’re the Man If you’re just an also-ran No one needs to tell you… You’re the Man. No one but you knows what goals you have set… Promises kept or commitments met… Were some of those goals fulfilled, and others are sitting upon the shelf? The final value of a man… When all is said and done… Is the mark that he puts upon himself! Look into the mirror; if you like the truth you see, Then you know you’re what you ought to be Your life is something special, With a purpose and a plan, That let’s you answer proudly: “I’m the Man!” I’m the Man…I’m the Man With a purpose and a plan… The truth can answer proudly: “I’m the Man!!”	2:50:19 (Pop-up)
	You're the Man "You're the Man"			Lyrics: The final value of a man… When all is said and done… Is the mark he puts upon himself! Look into the mirror; if you like the truth you see, Then you know you’re what you ought to be... Your life is something special, With a purpose and a plan, That let’s you answer proudly: “You're the Man!” You're the Man…you're the Man With a purpose and a plan. The truth can answer proudly: “You're the Man!!”	2:53:03 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:06pm 12539: We are not the 801, we are not the central shaft.
	👻 9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: So, the Inflatable Squirrel Carcass floats in again this week. Welcome back.
	9:07pm rich: good evening ken and 12539, you've got me for another week. Visuals for this week: juangenoves.com
	9:09pm pacific standard simon: This color scheme will force me to click on every user's icon just so I can read their names.
	9:15pm 12539: Will there be another special focus in the 3rd hour?
	9:15pm P-90: Looking to another rare serving of carcass. Good visual too!
	9:21pm rich: there is a special focus in the third hour. i'll let you know about it in a little while.
	9:23pm bloopy: good sounds from afar
	9:23pm P-90: [Looking FORWARD to...]
	9:27pm dk: thanks to transpacific sound paradise, i recently discovered i am an absolute fiend for pretty much every last kind of rajasthani music. this is only reinforcing that conviction.
	9:36pm rich: dk there's something special in the water there because all the music i've heard is worth listening to; it may be the bhang and not the water. P-90 i can tell you right now that it is very different from last week.
	9:39pm tomasz.: hello everyone! Raz Mesinai, nice.
	9:41pm dk: yeah, i don't know if it's something in the water or a product of the dusty climate or genetics or what, but pretty much everything i've heard that said 'Rajasthan' on the label had me going "WANT MOAR". also, this raz mesinai. yow.
	9:48pm Chop Scott: Rich--That's now hitting the sweet spot--Cheers!
	9:49pm Risky: I hate my russian jewish landlady, she is a grade a cunt. So happy to hear you again Rich!
	9:56pm fleep: Warnings about the third hour? Only makes it more attractive.
	10:07pm duke: Second death - this is wonderful
	10:08pm Santos L Halper: This is a lovely but creepy, careful with that axe vibe
	10:09pm osvi: Inflatable Squirrel Carcass! It's been too long
	10:10pm rich: well you almost had warnings for the second hour i was going to try a call-in segment for a little while and see if we could get some kind of spontaneously combusting exquisite corpse news hour going but i'm not prepared yet. sometime in the near future.
	10:19pm P-90: Wasn't familiar with Genoves. Glad to be now. Perusing his site while listening reminds me of many Friday nights of yore. Viva Carcass!
	10:24pm P-90: ...and I've only ever heard "Lawrence Vanay" on WFMU, and it's grabbed me every time
	10:25pm tomasz.: why haven't i listened to this new Angel Olsen yet? she's magic.
	10:28pm steve: very nice, this
	10:28pm Carmichael: Hiya Rich and all the ships on the seabed. Beauty music.
	10:33pm P-90: Ahoy Carmichael! Well, "snuggle up and pass the tuna" then!
	10:38pm Carmichael: That'll be on my tombstone, P-90!
	11:01pm Droll: Irwin must be green with jealousy. I'm in knots over not having this LP. It's GOOD! These guys are PROS!
	11:01pm Blacktooth: Now I get it... So THIS is how WFMU REALLY PAYS THE BILLS...
	11:01pm blee: Holy Wow!
	11:03pm 12539: This is amusingly unbearable, A.T.S!
	11:03pm rich: i like the fact that there's a "villain."
	11:05pm Droll: Where gastric juices may flow Onward to glory I go! [Throwing self at Rich and whole-body hugging and not letting go and rocking back and forth] I LOVE GASTRIC JUICE SONGS! I LOVE YOU RICH!
	11:05pm steve: geez. i already forgot what ATS stands for.
	11:06pm Listener David in Budd Lake: Dickie! Great to hear you again!!
	11:07pm rich: ATS is and then some; it took me awhile to figure that out.
	11:07pm Ralphine: That Alexander guy reminds me of a cheesy show called "The Gourmet" that used to be on cable TV. The host was David Wade, and his blazer had a coat-of-arms patch that contained a rolling pin, a cleaver, and a pig with an apple in its mouth. The theme song started with "He's the Rembrandt of the kitchen and the Edison of the cookbook . . . "
	11:07pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Most of my favorite songs are about McDonald's.
	11:07pm blee: I hope the convention attendees had to listen to this at the event.
	11:08pm P-90: OMG The Burger Hymn of the Republic!
	11:08pm rich: Death! remember to sing along.
	11:09pm steve: thanks Rich. And Then Some. my new mantra.
	11:09pm fleep: Me?
	11:09pm Blacktooth: "Am I growing? Am I up to date?"
	11:10pm Droll: fleep, You're The Man! Now flip that burger!
	11:11pm coelacanth: Aloha. Rich,Ken must be jealous of you! This reminds me of his premium from...?(the 80s) "The happy listener's guide to mind control".
	👻 11:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: Does The Man want fries with that? Would he like to super size that?
	11:12pm Blacktooth: I'm rocking that "you're the man" joint while driving to work with my little paper hat on. banging my fist on the dash.
	11:13pm rich: alas this is pre-supersizing
	11:13pm P-90: There's a photo of the actual stage production of Success and then Some" in 1971 at: www.furious.com/perfect/industrialmusicals2.html
	11:13pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Just like that, one fill-in makes me reassess all my expectations from WFMU.
	11:14pm nardo: where's the beef?
	11:14pm 12539: I can't believe you tried to warn people away from this, Rich. Do you work for Burger King or something?
	11:14pm fleep: And the McRib was just a twinkle in Ronald's eye. Good times.
	11:15pm rich: i would never eat anything with such ridiculous accents as the food on this record
	11:16pm Ralphine: Speaking of Ronald, those Taco Bell commercials with all the Ronald McDonalds in them are a stroke of genius.
	11:16pm P-90: "...they grill you to contain your juices..."
	11:18pm coelacanth: Ohhh,McDonald is a german name...
	11:19pm P-90: Who knew french fries were such little tramps
	11:19pm Kurt Gottschalk: i am thoroughly enjoyung this.
	11:19pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Remember all the McDonaldland characters, like Ronald, Grimace, Hamburglar, Gilbert, and Sullivan?
	11:19pm Blacktooth: Damn, son. This is just...like, whoa. Heavy... this is like a reenactment of WWII with food.
	11:20pm Carmichael: This McDonalds is a groovy place to crash.
	11:20pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Taste me and you'll freak out.
	11:22pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Flake off yourself.
	11:22pm Carmichael: I think I saw this dude last night on The Search for Martin Bormann.
	11:22pm 12539: Can you say "Flake off!" on the radio?
	11:23pm fleep: I imagine the attendees were also in the bag, watching this.
	11:24pm P-90: John Lennon would have loved that "we're all in one bag" line
	11:25pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): If there was any justice in the world, newspapers tomorrow would be talking about this night of radio.
	11:26pm Carmichael: When does he start talking about his "special sauce"?
	11:26pm Blacktooth: This is giving me ear cancer. And gosh darn it, it feels good.
	11:27pm P-90: @Carmichael: don't know but he's way into "the one in his hand"
	11:28pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I think this counter guy has gotten into the special sauce.
	11:29pm Kurt Gottschalk: it does not stop getting better.
	11:30pm rich: i did eliminate a few songs and the tap dancing routine when putting this together. as hard as it may be to believe there's a few songs that are less entertaining than these skits.
	11:31pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I can't wait for the guy from "Picking Up Girls Made Easy" to appear.
	11:31pm fleep: And suddenly it goes Mamet.
	11:31pm Droll: My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... It's a fast-food concept album with an 18-piece band. Thank you, Rich, thank you. This is a revelation. An epiphany.
	11:32pm coelacanth: I can't stop laughing!!
	11:32pm P-90: "...sixteen? are you sure? I'll take your word for it...well, how hard do you want to work?..."
	11:33pm Kurt Gottschalk: 2015 PREMIUM!
	11:36pm coelacanth: was that the toaster? the electric went out for some reason. Charley you okay?
	11:36pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): I'm sad that this is going to end.
	11:36pm Blacktooth: Maaaan, women be goin' to the bathroom.
	11:37pm rich: I want to segue with My Bathroom is a Private Kind of Place
	11:37pm 12539: Quoth the Restroom, Nevermore...
	11:37pm Carmichael: @Kurt: HA HA!
	11:38pm rich: acronym songs that's the premium kurt
	11:38pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): The 70s were that kind of time – people all over suddenly felt free to go to the bathroom.
	👻 11:38pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm hoping for some Beavis & Butt-head skits from their Burger World jobs.
	11:39pm P-90: That was my first public toilet minuet! Musical horizons keep expanding in unexpected directions
	11:39pm Carmichael: @Rich: or Take an Indian to Lunch This Week.
	11:42pm nardo: Was this a shelved Gilbert and McSullivan operetta?
	11:44pm Blacktooth: Listen dame, you hit your eye on a frozen burger... that's the story...
	11:44pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): This all came out of the night someone played "Tommy" for Ronald McDonald at Robert Fripp's apartment. Man, Ron knew right away what he had to do.
	11:44pm Dave in PA: Is this really happening?
	11:45pm Carmichael: Fast food roleplay. It's getting steamy ...
	11:46pm Bill: @Dave: It depends on what the definition of... "is"... is.
	11:46pm steve: Sometimes I think you love McDonalds more than you love me!
	11:46pm Bill: Honey, don't chase him. That never works.
	11:47pm P-90 ATS: @ Pete: correction, it was the night Ronald McDonald heard "Jesus Christ Superstar" at Sonny Buono's house in the Hollywood Hills
	11:47pm coelacanth: Just ask him after the lsd kicks in.
	11:48pm Dave in PA: It's no Diesel Dazzle, I'll wager...
	11:48pm Carmichael: Is he talking about her seating area?
	11:49pm Blacktooth: Maaaaan, women be gettin' face-lifts to look like burgers.
	11:50pm P-90 ATS: This is reminiscent of the "Musical Honeymooners" shows from the same period
	11:51pm Bill: Ah the good old days. Back when I had my carpeted van.
	11:51pm Dave in PA: A compromise? http://api.ning.com/files/WtO1VSkgXNW68KsjwbW79CvE2TTf8krNiahE5cZCBrq6XiI4AaDTzc3UcDKHzHGdY5JIfkk4rSMX*o4TkeNsCvyKY1mzWu-8/beefcurtains.jpg
	11:51pm Bill: Shag carpeted. And I mean shag.
	11:51pm coelacanth: he's been checking out Miss Goodbody.
	11:51pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): This is actually an album Harry Nilsson made on a dare from John Lennon.
	11:52pm Dave in PA: Not enough Primal Scream, though
	11:53pm fleep: Getting all misty now.
	11:54pm rich: and you think it's over but it's not
	11:54pm Dave in PA: is this what Jim Jones had on the PA system as background?
	11:54pm Bill: May it never end.
	11:54pm Carmichael: Apparently I did far too little acid in the 70s.
	11:55pm rich: good night all. thanks for listening.
	11:55pm Droll: Rich, Not over? You mean there's a second LP where they open a drive-through and second store? Side 4 goes 24-hour?
	11:55pm Pete from Boston (and NJ): Many younger listeners may not know these were all popular songs in 1976.
	11:55pm coelacanth: Keep going!! I can't get enough enlightenment.
	11:55pm Bill: Did they have metrics to show that this actually worked on getting night managers to perform better?
	11:55pm Droll: Holy fuck, Rich, that was the most important album I've heard since Carey's Problem. If I ever act nice to you, it's a lie -- I just want that record.
	11:55pm Carmichael: I can die happy now.
	11:56pm Chop Scott: Thanks for the muffler, it was most welcome!
	11:56pm steve: that was a triumph. brightened my day. thanks Rich.
	11:57pm coelacanth: What is ATS?...i didn't get that.
	11:57pm 12539: Great show, A.T.S., Rich. Thanks.
	11:57pm P-90 ATS: I was wondering why the "ATS Reprise" was missing
	11:58pm steve: AND THEN SOME!
	11:58pm Carmichael: I'm still dreaming about her seating area.
	11:58pm Faye: hi Rich good to hear you
	11:59pm P-90 ATS: Thanks, DJ Rich! A nice portion of Carcass and then some! ...Now with more muffler
	11:59pm Bill: Seating areas are hot heheh
	11:59pm fleep: Thanks, Rich. Come back soon.
	11:59pm Dave in PA: Now I'll never see the last 14 minutes of La Dolce Vita...
	12:00am coelacanth: Thank you steve. I was in the kitchen for the first 4-5 songs of it.
	12:00am coelacanth: Thank you Rich.
	12:02am ranjit: this was a great show - thanks!
	3:49am Droll: Hi Rich! I'm baaaaack! No, really, Success, And Then Some (ATS)! I'm sorry I got slobber on you, but this is... it's a damned fine record. They're singing this stuff... It's astonishing that a song about gastric juices became ephemera. That was a very expensive song: 6 person chorus, 8 piece horn section, 2-3 percussionists, the guy who can sing "gastric juices" in a fake Russian accent, the guy who wrote and scored it all, recording engineers... What would this cost today? It's bigger than half of all touring musical productions, and it only exists when you play it for me. There's struggle between good and evil, international conflict with the French Fries and German (?!) burger -- it's high drama! This is a damned fine record. It makes me smile as much as listening to Stevie Wonder. Thanks, Rich. “You're the Man!” You're the Man…you're the Man With a purpose and a plan. The truth can answer proudly: “You're the Man!!”
	7:19am Greg: It's been 20 years since I worked at McDonalds but this show brings to mind several things. At first, I thought it was a spoof....but anyway, the hamburgers would industrial grade beef, cost 7c a patty back then, the kind you would use for chili 'cause the flavor came from the ketchup or sauce. Also, the guy who cleaned the shake machine in the morning said that every time the exterminator came in to spray roaches would pour out of the machine.

Inflatable Squirrel Carcass with Rich Hazelton: Playlist from March 31, 2014

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