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Favoriting June 12, 2024: NO MUSIC! Found Audio Special w Joe and Nick from the Found Footage Festival

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Unknown Russian Immigrant  New York, New York   Favoriting Hairy Eggs Vol 2 / AudioKitchen Leftovers  No Label 
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Porest  Optimized - The Parallel Broadcasts   Favoriting Optimized!  No Label 
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Porn For The Blind  Big Sausage Pizza   Favoriting    
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Stark Effect  Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese, and Milk   Favoriting Mic in Track  Comfort Stand Recordings 
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Caroline's Significant Other  A Kiss For Caroline   Favoriting Hairy Eggs Vol 2 / Audio Kitchen Leftovers  No Label 
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Phil's Baby  Phil's Baby   Favoriting The Relay Project (V/a)  The Relay Project 
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Tess  I Miss You So Much   Favoriting From Beetlemuse on YouTube  <center><a href="http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2015/04/01/vinyl_telephone.jpg" class="highslide" onclick="retur    0:35:52 (MP3 | Pop-up)

Music behind DJ:
Grant Green 

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Sabu  Darn That Dream   Favoriting Cassette Letter to DK  No Label 
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Unknown  The Funniest Accident Voicemail   Favoriting    
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Various  Various Mic In Tracks   Favoriting       0:53:54 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Unknown  Jesus and I Go To Hell   Favoriting Audio Kitchen  No Labe;    0:57:50 (MP3 | Pop-up)

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Super Dooper Pooper  

 

 

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  Bargain Bernie         1:13:09 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Something Big         1:17:45 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Convo Whore House         1:19:45 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  At Home With English         1:25:09 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Oral Aerobics         1:26:57 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Religious Exercise Vide         1:29:04 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Traci Lords Workout         1:31:43 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Chuck Norris Cartoon         1:33:46 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Video Mates - David         1:37:19 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Video Mates - Sandra         1:38:24 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Magical Rainbow Sponge         1:42:35 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Hunting Sounds         1:45:50 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Jingle Cats Dogs and Babies         1:49:34 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Dr Schultz  Elimination The First Step   Favoriting       1:54:06 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Jims Coins  Song and Remixes   Favoriting       2:07:38 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Our Summer Job         2:07:36 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Sam  Rent-A-Friend   Favoriting       2:07:34 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Pretty Boy Floyd         2:10:53 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Laughing Yogi         2:15:01 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Ray From Menards         2:17:45 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Secret Video Game Tips         2:20:18 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Tom Lewandowski Show         2:22:52 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Cat Massage         2:24:53 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Totally Tulip         2:30:03 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Uncle Moshe  Kosher   Favoriting       2:32:37 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Wendy's Grill Skill         2:34:24 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Wendy's Fast With Class         2:37:59 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Linda Blair  How To Get Revenge   Favoriting       2:44:03 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Your Dad  Note To Alison   Favoriting       2:47:41 (MP3 | Pop-up)
  Call To Linden         2:48:56 (MP3 | Pop-up)
Jordan  Tequila Is Missing   Favoriting       2:59:02 (MP3 | Pop-up)


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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:25am
dale:

morning. whenever i asked for cassettes for christmas my mother bought me recoton. ick.
  7:42am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Morning, dale, Mr Ken, Joe, Nick, the Egg and friends!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 7:52am
Handy Haversack:

Morning, Ken, f⚉f⚉, and all those found in the Egg!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:54am
-жеи:

Hello there Handy, Dale and f⚉f⚉ - A few changes in plans: No music even from 9-10am today. I have SOOO much found sound material... Joe and Nick from the Found Footage Fest are scheduled to be here at 10. Also, no voting as so many of the tracks are just too short - 60 to 90 seconds.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:55am
-жеи:

Andy Found Sound greatest hits requests?
Avatar 8:34am
HyperDose:

Excited for this
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 8:50am
Triple G:

Good morning SMK and all Freedforms/Foundforms
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:55am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning! Anyone else got the pre-programme jitters?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:59am
Strandlund:

Is it live or is it Memorex?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 8:59am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Jerky Boys! Haha!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @8:59
* On Wake 'n' Bake
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:00am
Krys O.:

Hi, жеи!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00am
common:

Ken! All!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Handy Haversack:

Here we go! Let's free some forms!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Crownless Gander:

Oh, this sounds like fun! Morning, folks.
  9:01am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ -жеи @7:55
Well, the classics:

- Diarrhea Lady
- Phil's baby Lady
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:01am
Triple G:

Maybe give this one some play at Yankee Stadium
  9:02am
bradford:

Good morning Ken & all!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:02am
Krys O.:

J&H Productions?
  9:02am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Handy Haversack @7:52
Ola Senhor Ovo!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Crownless Gander:

What!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:03am
Krys O.:

AI Dorothy?
Avatar 9:03am
HyperDose:

Will Dorothy have her own bathroom?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
gauche knee:

🤯
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Webhamster Henry:

Hi footage finders!
  9:03am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Great job, Webcui Enrique!
Avatar 9:03am
JohnnyR:

Dorthy's only I is AI
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Crownless Gander:

She sounded younger.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am
gauche knee:

gotta be AI, right? Riiight??
  9:04am
f⚉f⚉ (:

D-AI-rrhea Lady
  9:04am
dave:

Hi Ken and Freeform Fans!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ Krys O. @9:03
Yeah, my Dorothy Clone! The cloner just doesn't get the vocal fry and slow speed... maybe if I spring for a higher level!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
strangegait:

good morning ken and all
  9:05am
Paul in the OC:

Morning all, hope yer ready for some wack audio! Dale, good ol’ Recoton. Use it & wreck-a-ton of cassette decks.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:05am
Beast of Boonton:

Is it a bring your own TP event at Monty Hall?
  9:05am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:04
Was that 11Labs? Xtts?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:06am
Krys O.:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:04
Wow!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
DjLorraine:

Please be heavy-handed with the footage. (Gmornin)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
gauche knee:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:04
Bravo! 👏🏾
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
Zip7:

Ms. Zip and I finally got around to watching "Ishtar," which features a slew of intentionally horrible songs written by Paul Williams and Elaine May. "I feel like I'm listening to WFMU," Ms. Zip said.
Avatar 9:08am
Dr. Jeff:

Good morning, Ken! Checking in from my office. This is great!
Avatar 9:10am
JohnnyR:

"What's so funny?"
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:10am
Gregosaurus:

Cool, the usual voices in my head can take a break for a few hours.
  9:11am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ -жеи @7:55
Also:

- "Once you cross the path of entrance, your ass will become mine"
- The Hawaiian woman tape.
- Bubble blower
- Cornwennie
  9:12am
gone with the wind:

If wfmu is the greatest radio station in the world, then this show is the greatest show on wfmu....
  9:13am
castor:

“Destroy 2,000 years of culture”
  9:13am
morphe':

↳ Song: "Optimized - The Parallel Broadcasts" by "Porest"
Worth a read:
"The Secret Life of Saeed: The Pessoptimist"

https://merip.org/1985/10/habiby-saeed-the-ill-fated-pessoptimist/
  9:14am
Hooboo:

Institutions replace culture in importance in dying democracies.
Avatar 9:14am
JohnnyR:

↳ Song: "Optimized - The Parallel Broadcasts" by "Porest"
Burn that chicken! porest.bandcamp.com...
  9:14am
P-90:

“chicken in cans”
  9:16am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ morphe' @9:13
Is that a reference to Pessoa?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16am
gauche knee:

↳ Song: "Optimized - The Parallel Broadcasts" by "Porest"
a nightmare reality but my dream sonically
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:17am
Handy Haversack:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:16
Always astonished on Wednesday mornings!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:17am
BillyLundun:

WE ARE DOWN WITH CULTURE!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:17am
BillyLundun:

WAZ UP BRO?!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Are we not sedimentary rocks?
  9:18am
morphe':

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:16
Not Pessoa =
Emile Habiby = Palestinian
  9:18am
Sam:

I'm down with culture!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am
-жеи:

Hi all! Frantically trying to get set up in the regular main studio which is why Im playing this 17 minute Porest masterpiece but after this, it ALL found sound until Noon!
  9:19am
Sam:

I found some sound, I liked it
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ -жеи @9:18
Standing by!
Avatar 9:19am
JohnnyR:

Don't stress, Ken. We're chillin' the most with Porest
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Optimized - The Parallel Broadcasts" by "Porest"
I love the smell of Porest in the morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am
gauche knee:

Don’t worry Ken, we’re not going anywhere.
  9:20am
Sam:

All of our problems are purely musical ones
  9:20am
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Now my brain has new car smell
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Gregosaurus:

YEAH! I"M FEELING MORE OPTIMISTIC ALREADY! GROOVY, MAN!
  9:21am
Sam:

Is this coming from Andy's phone or Ken's?
  9:21am
Sam:

Ooooh porn for the blind!
  9:21am
rich the greeb:

Porn for the blind, I’m laughing so hard
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:22am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ gauche knee @9:07
Yes, it's elevenlabs. I have a bunch of things (hard to know what to call them) over at largelanguage.band
  9:22am
Patty D:

I love this kind of stuff
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Big Sausage Pizza" by "Porn For The Blind"
Another Ken Timeslot classic.
  9:23am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Song: "Big Sausage Pizza" by "Porn For The Blind"
I once spent like 10 minutes pausing and rewinding the ,0,0,0 part to get the full URL. Eventually i got an URL that gave 404.
Avatar 9:23am
HyperDose:

Love that big sausage
  9:24am
blee:

holy wow!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:24am
Triple G:

Stark Effect! An early WFMU memory for me
Avatar 9:24am
bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

hey!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24am
common:

↳ Song: "Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese, and Milk" by "Stark ...
heee
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am
James in ATL:

This is so terrific. My mind is exploding.
  9:25am
Brendan:

Hello Ken and fellow Radio for the Deaf listeners.
  9:25am
f⚉f⚉ (:

What's with PHP's long ass URLs anyways? Any spaghetti coder here care to explain?
  9:25am
bill OHara:

↳ Triple G @9:24
cool
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:25am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

They're slashes ('/'s), not back-slashes ('\'s), damn it.
  9:26am
Sam:

All the classics today!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "A Kiss For Caroline" by "Caroline's Significant O...
Love these sing along mic-in-tracks!
  9:27am
MD:

Is it safe!??
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
The Oscar:

↳ Song: "A Kiss For Caroline" by "Caroline's Significant O...
Never heard this one-- wow!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
Handy Haversack:

Here we go, Caroline.
  9:27am
MD:

It’s real safe!!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ (Murakami Whywolf))) @9:25
Windows® pollutes vocabulary.
  9:28am
MD:

Is it safe?!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
-жеи:

Classics for the first hour, and new material mostly from 10 to Noon
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Crownless Gander:

Feels like W&B never ended!
Avatar 9:28am
bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

i think i love caroline now
  9:28am
MD:

No! ITS NOT SAFE AT ALL!!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:28am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

If you like "Porn for the Blind", see if there's an audio-book version of the 'Meese Report on Pornography', whose appendix contains multiple deadpan descriptions of pornographic movie-scenes.
Avatar 9:28am
HyperDose:

↳ Song: "A Kiss For Caroline" by "Caroline's Significant O...
This is bonkers sauce
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
nathan:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:25
based on what he was reading out in the aural porn, there was just a bunch of of tracking data on the url, which feels about right for a porn site, linkedin, etc. don't lay this one on PHP!
  9:29am
MD:

ENTERING KEN ZONE…. 3…2…1….go!
  9:29am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Song: "A Kiss For Caroline" by "Caroline's Significant O...
Another in the same vein:

Mary Mae Gets a Deck / Carry On Wayward Son
  9:29am
Efrain:

Be nice to me!
  9:29am
dave:

I hope all my bitchy friends are coming over tonight
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:29am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "A Kiss For Caroline" by "Caroline's Significant O...
They hit the post consistently. Someone give them a show!
Avatar 9:30am
bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

Amy's cool
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
BillyLundun:

I really hope Caroline appreciated the hard work Amy put into that mix!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Gregosaurus:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @9:28
That sounds delightful!
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Handy Haversack:

Oh, man, Phil's Baby. This one cuts deep.
Avatar 9:31am
Beetlemuse:

↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Phil's Baby"
I remember this one, great clip!
  9:31am
Brendan:

Uh oh ... she's back!
  9:31am
rich the greeb:

This is getting intense
  9:32am
Brendan:

She just loves him so much....
  9:32am
Efrain:

It’s like a Parker Posey character
  9:32am
Sam:

↳ dave @9:29
I hope!
Avatar 9:32am
bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

ooga booga chatanooga
  9:33am
Sam:

WHERE ARE YOU MAMA?
  9:33am
P-90:

or a Sissy Spacek character
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am
gauche knee:

↳ Song: "A Kiss For Caroline" by "Caroline's Significant O...
Idk about Caroline but Amy might deserve better.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:33am
BillyLundun:

I'm holding out hope for some skipper pins today!
  9:33am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ nathan @9:29
Oh. Thanks for the technical explanation. I won't blame PHP anymore for it
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b:

↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Phil's Baby"
creepy
  9:33am
Brendan:

Get the goat, Zatumba, and the Eep man machine gun going
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am
Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b:

↳ Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b @9:33
creepy and annoying
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:34am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:28
It started 'way' pre-Windows with MS-DOS c.1980, where using back-slashes was Gates' transparent attempt to make it look like he wasn't copying from CPM and the UNIXes.

It's weird disliking Gates for real, coding-based, reasons for years and then having the crazy third of the country hate him for bullshit reasons….
  9:34am
Sam:

I think I'm just going to do some crack and fall asleep on this car
  9:34am
f⚉f⚉ (:

I have never found this creepy. I think it's very cute and genuine.
  9:34am
florida:

slowly workin on wife's conversion to KEN on wednesday mornin ,got her to make eggs
  9:35am
Brendan:

She's a Manson girl
  9:35am
rich the greeb:

@p90 just needs a marimba track in the background
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:35am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:25
My guess is that they were a bunch of code to retrieve the page from some home-rolled database.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:36am
The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Phil's Baby" by "Phil's Baby"
Sometimes I imagine Phil or his Baby driving around and turning on the radio and hearing this.
Avatar 9:37am
HyperDose:

Nobody puts baby lotion in a corner
  9:37am
f⚉f⚉ (:

I once contacted the woman that found the Phil's Baby tape. She never replied back.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:37am
Handy Haversack:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:34
It's almost too honest -- so exposed. I think that's what freaks some people out.
  9:37am
morphe':

↳ Song: "I Miss You So Much" by "Tess"
From the Jane Frank episodes ...
  9:37am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Ken

Your URL is broken. The correct one is:

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2015/04/01/vinyl_telephone.jpg?0,0,0?/player=0,0,0,0,0,0,00," class="highslide" onclick="retur
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:38am
The Oscar:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:34
Agreed-- I find both Phil's Baby and A Kiss for Caroline genuinely sweet.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:39am
Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "I Miss You So Much" by "Tess"
This sounds just like my next door neighbor, which is rather disturbing.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:39am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Women today just _love_ it when you tell them all about themselves.

Maybe I'm jaundiced , but I get definite 'heʼs noticeably older than she' vibes, but maybe that's just how she wants to perceive it, like 'Phil'ʼs just a year older.
  9:39am
Sam:

I love how the Porn for the Blind is read by that square sounding dude. They don't even try to make it sound remotely sexy.
Avatar 9:39am
JohnnyR:

Céline Dion Took Up to 90 Milligrams of Valium During Health Struggles, scream the headlines! Something to shoot for.
  9:40am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Sam @9:39
If I recall correctly there were other voice narrators in the porn for the bling website reciting porn tapes.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:40am
Handy Haversack:

Gotta walk the hound. Back for the contest!
  9:41am
chresti:

Morning Ken and programme participants!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am
gauche knee:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:34
I feel the same way, maybe too genuine for some.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:41am
Crownless Gander:

They say their name is Amy.
  9:42am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:37
Well, true.I don't think she was expecting other people other than Phil would hear the tape. In any case, we are the creeps.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42am
DjLorraine:

I guess its the wrong day to request the La Lom song Olivia played yesterday. It reminded me of cumbia queers.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am
PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Song: "Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese, and Milk" by "Stark ...
Cheese & Milk. Yes please
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:43am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

As a heterosexual male of a certain age and a certain small-but-real level of dissatisfaction, I have to say that even with the creepy notes the seemingly real female love and desire hits me harder than it might.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:43am
Jim the Poet:

I have heard good things about optimism
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:44am
Clincher16":

Greetings жеи and all free formfressers! This is spectacular radio.
Avatar 9:45am
JohnnyR:

Ken Does Theater of the mind so we don't have to.
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:45am
PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Jim the Poet @9:43
What about false hope?
Avatar Ken's Marathon 2024 9:45am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @9:42
Much more survivable than "Milk and Cheese, Two Dairy Products Gone Bad".
  9:45am
MD:

Need quarters or a new parking lot??? I’m sure the old lot got you guys a bunch of quarters! A good thing… of course!!! Long live FMU!
  9:46am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @9:35
I'm trying to find URL with the comma-zero, comma-zero pattern, but can't find any. I wonder if that was a thing back in the day.
  9:46am
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Cautious optimism. Maybe hyper-vigilant optimism.
  9:46am
TerrDE:

The meters don't take credit cards ?
  9:47am
Sam:

Do you have any locker room talk?
  9:47am
f⚉f⚉ (:

I agree. Both very sweet 😍
  9:48am
Sugarbear:

Let us not leave out home recorded 78rpm discs. I've found lots of interesting ones over the years.
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The Oscar:

Pro Tip: If you're ever in a thrift shop and find a VHS tape labeled "Super Star Studios," do not hesitate to pick it up-- it's probably one of those silly greenscreen karaoke videos you could make at carnivals. I found an incredible tape of a couple of girls doing "Papa Don't Preach," including a great balloon abortion gag!
  9:48am
chresti:

Whoa Sabu!
  9:48am
f⚉f⚉ (:

I remember Irwin trying to get an interview with Sabu but failing miserably as he was always postponing or failing to show up in the date agreed.
  9:49am
A➡B:

¡Good Morning, жеи & Freed Forms!
Buenos Dias Handy, HiperDosis, f⚉f⚉ y Webcui Enrique!

Coincidentally, I've had Porest's BC page on an open tab for the last week in the hope I'd get around to hearing all of the more recent material since "Cancer In The Soft Breeze" that I still haven't gotten to hear. Glad to be listening in today!
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JoeChrisMorris:

Morning all! I fear the show has become the Radio Kitchen, Ken!
  9:49am
MD:

The “ Candy” store!
  9:49am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Sam @9:47
Yes. Therre's one. "Grab them by their p*ssy Vol 1".
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @9:35
Right of you to say 'spaghetti code', because hard-coding that stuff makes it nigh-unmaintainable. (The alternative is to use symbolic names that an interpreter changes into the actual db code, meaning that you can change the underlying db as needed. It's like using 'where Ken is now' as opposed to giving his current longitude and lattitude.)
  9:50am
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I like this music that makes me think of shopping for celery
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Steve Del Sol:

↳ The Oscar @9:48
I found a couple of Bruce Lee tapes in a reuse center. I enjoy putting them on when people are over, with something from WFMU on the compuradio.
  9:51am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Welcome, A➡B!
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JohnnyR:

↳ Song: "The Funniest Accident Voicemail" by "Unknown"
The funniest accident
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Beetlemuse:

she looks like mother goose!
  9:52am
tom tom the pipers son:

i remember the bowie shower singer that was on the audio kitchen
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Zip7:

↳ Song: "Darn That Dream" by "Sabu"
I'm confused. Was that Sabu the wrestler or Sabu the actor or none of the above?
  9:52am
chresti:

What’s so funny about hitting old ladies?
  9:52am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Song: "The Funniest Accident Voicemail" by "Unknown"
Sounds fake. Also, can't believe the guy was tracked down but no one ever got an interview from him or something interetsing.
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Rich in Washington:

This show is reminding me of Sweet Thunder Tape Archive (RIP)
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herb.nyc:

↳ Song: "Darn That Dream" by "Sabu"
Did I mishear, Ken said “Sing-natra”? But that might make a good name for a record, or cover band.
  9:52am
A➡B:

↳ chresti @9:52
Redneck humor
  9:53am
chresti:

That’ll teach him!
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "The Funniest Accident Voicemail" by "Unknown"
This is freaking hilarious!
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Darn That Dream" by "Sabu"
Sabu! God bless Uncle DK.
  9:53am
Sam:

Those Bible thumpers!
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Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b:

↳ Song: "The Funniest Accident Voicemail" by "Unknown"
I understand about 13% of what this guy is saying. I'll have to find this and run it thru some AI to translate it.
  9:54am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Zip7 @9:52
Sabu is the guy that recorded the tape reminiscing about New Jersey.
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The Oscar:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:52
I agree, but damned if it isn't infectious!
  9:54am
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Schadenfreakout
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Rich in Washington:

I want this guy to do commentary tracks for everything
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Krys O.:

↳ Zip7 @9:52
None of the above. The backstory was that WFMU DJ Frank Balesteri had an uncle that owned a diner in Jersey City for a long time. Sabu was one of the denizens/customers.
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egould:

↳ Song: "The Funniest Accident Voicemail" by "Unknown"
That was funny! Hahaha!
  9:54am
Sam:

↳ Rich in Washington @9:54
He'd be great as a soccer announcer
  9:55am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Brian Adam's Summer of 69.
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zachary:

Checking in! I was away for the first hour, but will catch-up in the archive.
  9:56am
f⚉f⚉ (:

I stand corrected.
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zachary:

Good morning Ken, listeners, and everyone else.
  9:56am
Daybreak!:

Brrrrrr....
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Krys O.:

HRUT?
  9:56am
chresti:

A smelly day?
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gauche knee:

Idiot
  9:57am
Daybreak!:

I thought it was H U R T
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Zip7:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @9:55
"Sittin' in my mama's womb/I thought that it would last forever/Those were the best days of my life"
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JohnnyR:

That's why I dropped you as a friend. Idiot!
  9:57am
chresti:

I may have shoplifted Kmart before
  9:57am
f⚉f⚉ (:

And that's how you do NOT deal with a potential harrasser, you dork.
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gauche knee:

Jewish haircut?
  9:58am
A➡B:

That last one sounded like Barno.
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JohnnyR:

"He had a Jewish haircut"
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Clincher16":

↳ Song: "Various Mic In Tracks" by "Various"
What's a "Jewish haircut"?
  9:58am
tom tom the pipers son:

a jewish haircut...
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Jesus and I Go To Hell" by "Unknown"
Jewish-lookin' Jesus dragged my ugly ass to hell!
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Jesus and I Go To Hell" by "Unknown"
God bless the Professor! This sounds like Sissy Spacek's voiceover for Badlands.
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Roberto:

↳ Clincher16" @9:58
Whatever makes the yarmulke stick better, I guess.
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Zip7:

↳ Song: "Jesus and I Go To Hell" by "Unknown"
When Jesus appeared to Oral Roberts, he was 900 feet tall
  9:59am
chresti:

Haha
  9:59am
A➡B:

↳ Clincher16" @9:58
I think it's slang for a circumcision.
  9:59am
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A Jewish look and a Jewish haircut. Oh man. I totally missed that staring at the English teeth.
  9:59am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ Krys O. @9:59
true
  9:59am
Deano de los Muertos:

🎶there’s a Jewish haircut..in my mind..
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Roberto:

↳ A➡B @9:59
OK that's a much better answer.
  9:59am
chresti:

Ew smelly funnels!
  10:00am
chresti:

Or tunnels
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Jesus and I Go To Hell" by "Unknown"
Hell's smells.
  10:00am
tom tom the pipers son:

jewish haircut 1000
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JohnnyR:

↳ Roberto @10:00
The lost AC/DC track
  10:01am
Deano de los Muertos:

the “stanky leg” of hell
  10:01am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Zip7 @9:57
Does he actually sings that in the song?! I can recognise the last bit but not the mamma's womb one. Some times I feel blissfully ignorant for not being an English native speaker and missing the lyrics most of the time.
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egould:

Wouldn’t the pits be under the arms of hell?
  10:01am
Prodigal Daughter:

She definitely did something to deserve this smelly trip to hell.
  10:01am
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Many such bowl holes shall ye reap
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Zip7:

↳ Song: "Jesus and I Go To Hell" by "Unknown"
It's a bad trip, maaaan
  10:01am
chresti:

Only 3feet?
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "Jesus and I Go To Hell" by "Unknown"
I've been to the Walmart.
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JoeChrisMorris:

↳ -жеи @9:28
jk!
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egould:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @10:02
…and it was me!
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Fredericks:

The volume of this show seems rather low.
  10:03am
A➡B:

↳ egould @10:01
According to another commenter, that would be Florida.
  10:03am
bixa:

oh no! my laptop died as she fell into the flames
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Zip7:

Go, demons, go!
  10:04am
blee:

Hell Tour 2025 whoooo!
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JohnnyR:

I LOVED the first hour today, Ken
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Ah! All this chat! Unfortunately I can't see it on my iPad so I'm missing out.
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Zip7 @10:01
Are you sure?
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Barno in Akron:

How do you do, fellow kids?
  10:05am
A➡B:

↳ Song: "Jesus and I Go To Hell" by "Unknown"
Micah should hear this!
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Roberto:

↳ JohnnyR @10:00
Tribute band name, maybe.
  10:05am
florida:

jesus and i-bbweek myrtle beach in piggly wiggly 1988
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Beetlemuse:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:05
Hey, Bro! :)
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ Beetlemuse @10:06
Hell yeah, bro. Glad you're here and honored to be a participant.
  10:06am
f⚉f⚉ (:

I myself was found in a garage sale.
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Beetlemuse:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:06
yup!
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Zip7:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @10:06
"Free to a good home"
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Sorry / not sorry for all the Dorothy content you're getting today and live at Monty Hall next week.
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The Oscar:

Love the idea of searching Getty Images for "bloody diarrhea."
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Roberto:

Dorothy, patron saint of IBS sufferers.
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Chris in Kensington Bklyn:

These guys originally brought the diarrhea lady? All of a sudden I feel like I'm in church worshipping at the altar.
  10:09am
A➡B:

Yay! More Diarrhoea Dorothy!
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

So, I brought Dorothy to the Found Footage Festival and they put it in their online show like two to three years ago, roughly.
  10:09am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Zip7 @10:07
That's what pisses me the most. I was given away for free when most of other items were being sold for 25 cents.
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JohnnyR:

I enjoyed the fake yo-yo expert, but I don't have the URL
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Tickets to the Monty Hall event on June 20 — www.eventbrite.com... 🎞️
  10:11am
A Bee:

I have love FFF so much! So happy this is happening
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Beetlemuse @9:31
Another classic!
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

If I knew Ken was into alien abductions, I would've sent him a bootleg I have of a UFO-ologist giving a speech in southern Minnesota. Well, that's into his inbox later.
  10:11am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:09
Thanks for discovering Diarrhea Dorothea. You really made a difference to our world.
  10:11am
A Bee:

Dorthy is in vol. 10 show now officially
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

"Super Duper Pooper" is a classic. It'll never leave your brain.
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gauche knee:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:09
🙏🏾 appreciate you!
  10:12am
A Bee:

IM A SUPER DUPER POOPER
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:11
Greetings, Dorothy Discoverer!
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egould:

I feel like these guys are a couple of weisenheimers. And Ken is just egging them on.
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JohnnyR:

↳ JohnnyR @10:10
Ok, here it is. It's from my hometown, Rockford, IL!
youtu.be...
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Hearing this without the video is a real treat. You have to imagine how overly excited and psychotic the parents are in the video.
  10:12am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ JohnnyR @10:10
The supposedly yo-yo expert that goes to a TV show and fails miserably at his yo-yo skills? if so, that's on youtube.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @10:12
Kenny Strausser (?) - yeah. And it's all so damn good! Played by the actor who Colin on 'What We Do in the Shadows'.
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ Song: "Super Dooper Pooper"
can't wait to sing this to my dog later
  10:13am
A➡B:

The origins of "toilet humor".
  10:14am
A Bee:

Cheese cheese
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iiibeat:

Damn. If I had any PTO remaining I would buy a ticket r n.
  10:14am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:13
Yes, i think he's an actor or prankster or both.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Guess: Bernie drunkenly slurs 'Youʼre a genius, Iʼm a genius….' and blames his kids' mother for being too soft on them.
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The Oscar:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:13
That blew my mind when I realized they were the same guy!
  10:15am
A➡B:

He wants to save us money...on cheese?
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @10:14
I think he was a budding actor and friend of the Festival. I believe they came up around the same region of Wisconsin at the time.
  10:16am
northguineahills:

All I want to do is a zoom zoom! (Shake your rump!)
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Love Joe describing Bernie being pants-less. So you have to first imagine what you think Bernie looks like, then imagine him with his pants down.
  10:16am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:11
Oh, my. Give it to Ken please!
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Roberto:

Damn, I might actually have to attend this fakakta FFF (FFFF).
  10:17am
A➡B:

↳ Song: "Bargain Bernie"
He should consult Jon Oliver on how to "spice up" his salesmanship.
  10:17am
Daybreak!:

We dabble in porn,
BUT
All I want to do is save you money!!!
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ Roberto @10:17
I highly recommend it. As someone who was present for the Vol 10 taping, it's a banger of a tour.
  10:18am
A Bee:

This song is so good
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:13
I think of him as the star of "Apollo Gauntlet".
  10:19am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:18
Do random weird stuff from Youtube classify for the Found Festival?
  10:19am
northguineahills:

That’s how all naked people look to me now w/o my glasses.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

That song was a banger. We need more. So badly.
  10:19am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @10:19
*qualify
  10:19am
Lana in Bucksom County:

Great show, Ken! It's is inspiring me to acting out the Porn for the Blind scene with my Valentine.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @10:19
Possibly for their VCR Party? I think their tours tend to focus on VHS stuff. But surely hit em up!
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lazy pierogi:

↳ Song: "Something Big"
sounds like every John Maus song
  10:22am
tom tom the pipers son:

whatever you...want?
  10:22am
Daybreak!:

This guy really wants to spend the night at a whore house!
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Handy Haversack:

*AND*
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βrian:

"Head and then sex." Well, I never knew!
  10:22am
JBeek:

I need to get the source material about Brunswick Street for the Jersey City Library. Anybody with a lead on that hit me up at jbeekman@jclibrary.org
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Harry Corvair:

↳ Song: "Convo Whore House"
2-3 hours? Ambitious!!
  10:22am
Daybreak!:

AND AND AND!
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evancuts:

Porn for the blind? I produced a Daily Show story about that many years ago. Tampa was trying to ban lap dances and my rationale to keep it lawful was that the ban discriminated against blind people wanting porn. www.cc.com...
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DjLorraine:

Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!
  10:23am
Scott from Boston:

I have bleeding sores
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Dusty's collection is so damn good.
  10:23am
Daybreak!:

Sure he wants to wear a condom,
Sure!
  10:23am
Sam:

Depending on how much you were going to drop on a hotel, it might pay just to stay the night there.
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gauche knee:

Bleeding sores, the price goes up!
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Convo Whore House"
very nice!
  10:23am
Dean:

If you want to pay up the wazoo, it'll cost even more!
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

You can find Dusty's collection via his interactive player at:

afterthetone.com
  10:23am
morphe':

↳ Song: "Convo Whore House"
Pure running puss ...
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BillyLundun:

blackmail?
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DjLorraine:

🪥
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Webhamster Henry:

So many good resources!
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Webhamster Henry:

My answering machine used full sized cassettes.
  10:24am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:20
Thanks! Perhaps VHS tape clips uploaded to YouTube may make the cut..
  10:24am
Sam:

There are still people with answering machines that record conversations.
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James in ATL:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:23
Thanks for this link!
  10:25am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Lana in Bucksom County @10:19
Good idea! Just leave the pizza for me!
  10:25am
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Bleeding sores are repeat-customer add-ons! There oughta be a discount
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:24
Yep! When I find those in the wild there's like a 90% chance it's got content. A good omen!
  10:25am
Sam:

An hour of Andy Breckman making kids and old ladies cry?
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Webhamster Henry:

The OG prank phone calls recording: The High Cost of Dying: folkways.si.edu...
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DjLorraine:

I like and miss those mini looking cassettes
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Crownless Gander:

He has clung to my leg!
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Crownless Gander:

Better than dranken.
  10:26am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ JBeek @10:22
Contact Irwin Chusid, the man himself revealed the Sabu tapes to the world.
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gauche knee:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:18
Was Vol 10 taping @ Bell House last year? Was @ that, wondering if this is the same tour.
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Chris in Kensington Bklyn:

A band I'm in was obsessed with the answering machine recording medium back in the mid '90s, that machine was basically a member of the band.
  10:27am
Erik/VT:

re guests: Bumped into the really entertaining docu “Chop & Steele” via the “Documentary+” channel.
Not only entertaining yet also quite a sweet buddy movie ! 🍿- 3 👍’s Up.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ gauche knee @10:26
I believe this is still the Volume 10 Tour, yeah. I saw them in Minneapolis a few months later. A bit of a homecoming for Dorothy.
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Various Julius:

↳ Song: "Oral Aerobics"
BUSINESSFUNK
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Crownless Gander:

This style of music is known as "MIDI birthday card."
  10:28am
Mattynotimes:

Casio tracks
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ Erik/VT @10:27
"Chop & Steele" is great. A few documentaries associated to the FFF are fantastic. A real surprise one is "A Day on the Farm". It's enjoyable and touching. Tears were shed! Laughter was had!
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Beetlemuse:

it sounds like keyboard demo music
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Oral Aerobics"
We were in Philly for the first weekend of Pride and in a park encountered a group of I guess Pride Marines. Best T-shirt: "Oral Skills Wanted. Apply Below." And a downward pointing arrow.
  10:28am
Mattynotimes:

This is the best
  10:29am
P-90:

tongue exercises set to 8-bit arcade game music
I’d LOVE to see this
  10:29am
A➡B:

I'd like to know if Joe and Nick have ever provided their content for any installments of Over The Edge.
  10:29am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Chris in Kensington Bklyn @10:26
Interesting
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HyperDose:

Loved the chiptunes mention
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PaulRobeson1924:

Our earthly homes! Our body! Move it move it move it!
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Krys O.:

I collected voicemail messages that were left for me in error. I used quite a few of them to make videos. My favorite was when a woman left an 18 minute long message that sounded like she was dragging a body across a patio while commenting about the snow falling down.
  10:30am
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Kneel and bend over. Repeat until pure.
  10:30am
Sam:

And up and down and up and part that Red Sea!
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Song: "Religious Exercise Vide"
Good tune!!
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Webhamster Henry:

Sad probably true fact: Christian rock way outsells jazz.
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Various Julius:

↳ Song: "Religious Exercise Vide"
My Nautilus is a temple
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Roberto:

Your "dairy-air"
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Beetlemuse:

Has anyone seen the David Carradine workout video?
  10:31am
Sam:

Transsubstantiatersize
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "Religious Exercise Vide"
Jesus weeps when you skip leg day.
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gauche knee:

↳ Song: "Religious Exercise Vide"
Grew up a strict Christian, got some ick memories but sick vhs to prove it.
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βrian:

Doesn't Pierre Raymond also do birdsong recordings?
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Krys O. @10:30
My phone number was close to Kate's Art Supply so people were a little surprised at my overproduced answering machine "greetings"
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ Song: "The Funniest Accident Voicemail" by "Unknown"
Hey, Ken, freeformers. Listening for a while. Still can't stop laughing about the old ladies and their accident.
  10:33am
A➡B:

"Control your soul"
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ Listener Bryan (the Professor) @10:32
It's exceptional. I had to quickly Sign In so I could favorite it.
  10:33am
TVP:

Really want to see Fabio's Strength Through Failure exercise video.
  10:33am
Sam:

Now THIS is porn for the blind
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Roberto:

↳ gauche knee @10:32
I would hope the comedic elements of that upbringing outweighed the trauma.
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Handy Haversack:

I have no way of knowing if this is better or worse than "mainstream" workout videos.
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Eggmaniac:

The Mary Tyler Moore exercise video comes with my highest recommendation.
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:33
I have already recounted it for someone but as soon as I can play the archive that will make things easier.
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PaulRobeson1924:

www.discogs.com...
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gauche knee:

↳ Song: "Traci Lords Workout"
Traci Lords, my favorite Gilmore Girls guest star!
  10:34am
A➡B:

↳ TVP @10:33
I think they were talking about the more well-known Fabio.
  10:35am
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↳ gauche knee @10:34
Mine was Sparks
  10:35am
Marie in Chicago:

Speaking of aerobics, here's a scene with Jamie Lee Curtis and John Travolta that is pretty unbelievable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7TpSJ1ci0k
  10:35am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Sam @10:33
The paradox about porn for the blind is that their audience went blind after watching porn.
  10:35am
A➡B:

↳ Song: "Chuck Norris Cartoon"
Coco's hero.
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Krys O.:

Vic Berger had some great content on his YouTube account. He did some fantastic cut-up edits. Everything is Terrible is also incredible.
  10:36am
P-90:

Chuck Norris gets the same rate as LESTER?
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @10:35
Then again, volunteer now and you can be fairly certain someone will provide you with the service when you need it.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

My landline (digital voicemail) collected a bunch of messages from some guy looking for a well-testing company. I never called the guy back. Had I know it had any artistic value, I could've made an mp3 file of his messages. He eventually stopped calling.
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The Oscar:

Sleepaway Camp has some uniquely disturbing scenes about food safety!
  10:36am
morphe':

↳ Marie in Chicago @10:35
That was pretty frightening ...
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Triple G:

Wow, I was just thinking that someone between Joe and Nick sounds like David Cross!
  10:38am
Daybreak!:

Nope fofo @ 10:35
They went blind from what they did watching the porn!
  10:38am
Marie in Chicago:

↳ morphe' @10:36
Yeah, I expected it to be a movie that ended badly but I guess it was a romance. Words escape me
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JohnnyR:

↳ Song: "Video Mates - David"
Spoiler alert: This guy's a serial killer
  10:39am
Dean:

David sounds like an imitation of a Phil Hendrie character.
  10:39am
bixa:

cute gorgeous and hot
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Handy Haversack:

*Hello*!
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egould:

The Goddess is androgynous?
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Webhamster Henry:

Videomate sounds like a good webapp to put up. Kind of like the Sears 1981 Tele-Shop Catalog laserdisc .
  10:39am
A Bee:

This is the lady for Ken
  10:39am
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↳ egould @10:39
and ambidextrous
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steveo:

No way - I also enjoy long walks on the beach!
  10:40am
Buddy Ripp:

My work mates are laughing their patooties off.
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βrian:

Hyphenate looking to get hyphenated.
  10:40am
Sam:

↳ steveo @10:39
But do you have your own religion?
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ steveo @10:39
but do you like piña coladas?
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JohnnyR:

Can you respond to today's "NEW" dating needs?
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Krys O.:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @10:36
Most of my calls were for a defunct hair salon. Either folks were looking for appointments or collection agencies were leaving threatening messages for the former salon owner. I think I looked her name up and saw that she was involved in some criminal scam as well.
  10:40am
Sam:

Must love dogmas
  10:41am
bixa:

they each have a religion and share beliefs but he doesnt need to borrow from hers
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steveo:

↳ Sam @10:40
I have my own lack of religion, is that good?
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Krys O.:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:39
1981 technology? Was it a videodisc?
  10:41am
Sam:

My messiah can beat up your messiah
  10:41am
Daybreak!:

I think it is perfect!
You have your religion.
I have mine!
Maybe we can even swap followers!
  10:41am
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Rent-a-Wrecked Friend was what I was looking for. I'm on a budget.
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PaulRobeson1924:

& If I told you all that went down it would burn off both yer little ears
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Beetlemuse:

I found a tape called wicked whispers, it has sex stories on it, but I haven't uploaded it yet
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steveo:

↳ Listener Bryan (the Professor) @10:40
No and midnight's a little late for me
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HyperDose:

Wil Wheaton did a film in 2020 that was based on the rent-a-friend concept www.imdb.com...
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Chris in Kensington Bklyn:

This show has been absolutely amazing.
  10:42am
f⚉f⚉ (:

The woman looking for a man with his own religion that's creep. *wink wink* people that think Phil's Baby is creep.
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Krys O.:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:39
CED videodiscs were read with a stylus as opposed to the later laserdiscs that were read by a, um, laser.
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DjLorraine:

Zing your praise to the Lord!
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Handy Haversack:

For a minute there, Ken had named his first pony!
  10:43am
A➡B:

↳ Sam @10:40
I was about to say this show is crossing over repeatedly at certain points with Music Of Mind Control.
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newton:

↳ HyperDose @10:42
I liked the Joe Frank trilogy Rent a Family
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courtneynoir:

↳ HyperDose @10:42
"1990: David, 40, looks after his dementia mom" .... Dementia Mom is my new band
  10:43am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:39
To think that YouTube was originally created to be a video-dating app.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Krys O. @10:40
Makes one wonder if answering machine messages can be legal evidence used in court.
  10:44am
Sam:

↳ Song: "Magical Rainbow Sponge"
I'll have what she's having
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Handy Haversack:

I am looking at all of those wiggles.
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newton:

↳ newton @10:43
IT sounds like a Vito Acconci piece
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ steveo @10:42
A dealbreaker for me too.
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Beetlemuse:

without the video it sounds like porn
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Roberto:

↳ courtneynoir @10:43
Mom
Godmom
Stepmom
Dementia Mom
  10:44am
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↳ Ken From Hyde Park @10:44
You can use a magical rainbow sponge in court by now.
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egould:

Well somebody’s been blazing.
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Zip7:

↳ Marie in Chicago @10:35
Diggin' those rhythmic pelvic thrusts
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Gregosaurus:

↳ Song: "Magical Rainbow Sponge"
Joann Fabrics is full of these ladies.
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PaulRobeson1924:

↳ Song: "Magical Rainbow Sponge"
A+ name

Could
Be euphemism for a 1,000 things
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BillyLundun:

LOOK AT THE WIGGLES!
  10:45am
tom tom the pipers son:

↳ newton @10:44
his audio is very good
  10:45am
A➡B:

↳ Song: "Magical Rainbow Sponge"
i can actually hear it saying:
I'M READY! I'M READY! I'M READY!
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ Song: "Magical Rainbow Sponge"
she's an icon
  10:45am
A Bee:

I knew Ken would love Dee
  10:45am
Sam:

Didn't Sabu mention Wiggles too? "Remember Wiggles? I wonder how he's doing?"
  10:46am
A Bee:

Hell yah!!!
  10:46am
Marie in Chicago:

↳ Zip7 @10:45
omg, it just cracks me up. In what ways did Jamie Liee Curtis think this was gonna advance her career?
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Hunting Sounds"
Well, this has Radio's attention.
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newton:

My dog is very turned on by this
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βrian:

Haven't all of us taken at least one duck-calling class?
  10:47am
f⚉f⚉ (:

BABY ANIMAL!
  10:47am
P-90:

Sounds like me the morning after Indian food
  10:47am
A Bee:

Nyahhhhhh is my fav
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ A Bee @10:45
Dee was an angel. Everyone loves Dee, rest in wiggles.
  10:47am
A➡B:

↳ Song: "Hunting Sounds"
Tuvan throat-singing dogs?
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Handy Haversack:

↳ βrian @10:47
I took a duck-caller-calling class. The most dangerous game.
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Crownless Gander:

↳ Song: "Hunting Sounds"
Literally L'in OL.
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PaulRobeson1924:

This sounds like the farm Gary works at over the summer
  10:48am
A Bee:

Ken’s new intro to the show?
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Webhamster Henry:

A fine companion to the classic Ken Crow call record.
  10:48am
?:

The guys next door having sex sounded just like this one afternoon while I was sitting outside. It was nature at its best.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ @10:44
See Diarrhea Lady vs. Broken Toilet.
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JohnnyR:

Those elk calls put Dr. Ed Sceery to shame
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Zip7:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:46
It's driving Zipperdawg nuts, too. "I wish to take small life, master!"
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βrian:

Wait, there was no siren call?
  10:49am
A➡B:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:47
I wish I could actually take one of those to a Trump rally just to mock them.
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The Oscar:

JINGLE CATS! I had that album as a kid, and my mom deserves sainthood for tolerating it.
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Triple G:

Matt Warwick has crow friends!
He would *not* approve
  10:49am
A Bee:

This will be dangerous in Ken’s hands.
  10:50am
A➡B:

↳ Triple G @10:49
Is he also friends with Crow T. Robot?
  10:50am
miniteeny:

I gave this CD to all my friends for Xmas one year
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courtneynoir:

Crankin' this one for the neighbours
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

I have a friend who got into an argument with their apartment neighbor about being too damn loud at odd hours. As retaliation, they put a large speaker against the wall and palyed "Jingle Cats - Christmas" for a full weekend on repeat and left the house.

That ended the dispute.
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Triple G:

↳ A➡B @10:50
I hope!
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ Song: "Jingle Cats Dogs and Babies"
This does go a little harder than the versions I've heard before.
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gauche knee:

Thnx,Ken! Sad, I missed the 20th anniversary @ Bell house tho.

Vol 10 was a blast! Monty Hall with FMU folks may be the IDEAL setting for this show!
  10:51am
pmcWhenever:

cats rule the internet, dogs are radio
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Roberto:

↳ Roberto @10:44
Dementia Mom-in-Law?
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Roberto:

↳ pmcWhenever @10:51
YASS
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ Song: "Jingle Cats Dogs and Babies"
reminds me of a CD i had called "feline fiesta"
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βrian:

I'm thinking of a smiling clown train.
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BillyLundun:

Hit the road, normies!
  10:54am
A Bee:

Oh boy you are are just loading Ken’s arsenal
  10:54am
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Chute the works with Dr. Schultz!
  10:55am
Marie in Chicago:

"my bowel history"
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Webhamster Henry:

Green toxic waste?
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Boy, you're all missing out on some great visuals with this one. If you attend the show, you'll likely see it.
  10:55am
A Bee:

And that to me was popping
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egould:

Holy fuck!
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Handy Haversack:

A worm farm is for worms. And a maggot farm is for maggots.
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lazy pierogi:

how many toilets broken
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newton:

omg, poop all day long!
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Morning all. Hell of a track to jump in to....
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newton:

bubbling pooop!
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courtneynoir:

YOU get a bowel movement and YOU get a bowel movement ...
  10:56am
Marie in Chicago:

think he's got issues?
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "Elimination The First Step" by "Dr Schultz"
And that's why you keep a poop knife handy.
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ Song: "Elimination The First Step" by "Dr Schultz"
i wish rexedog was here, he would love this
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Elimination The First Step" by "Dr Schultz"
Dorothy is getting hot and bothered listening to this.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

FOUR PART?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Dude needs to start chewing his food better.
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Gregosaurus:

Hot. Liquid. Stool.
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ifeelfatnsassy:

I'm really the only one to favorite that?
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drr:

What's the LAST step?
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Krys O.:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:56
Ain't gonna work on maggots farm no more.

I have to keep riding the volume on this show as I'm listening at work. Meanwhile, the playlist in production is crappy iHeart radio; same five songs over and over and over and over. ARGH!
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egould:

Dr. Schitz.
  10:57am
Marie in Chicago:

packed
  10:58am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Dr Poop. Ken's new addition to his show.
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gauche knee:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @10:55
Haha, yes! Great stuff !
  10:58am
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The Ramada Inn with the all you can eat no-fiber buffet
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AnAnonymousParty:

Worst first date ever.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Krys O. @10:57
I had it cranked to drown out a leaf blower. Now it's existing in easy relation with the taco pop from the construction site at the end of the block.
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βrian:

The Isthmus!!
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DjLorraine:

Castor oil in flannel and applied to abdomen. Cover with plastic and add heat pack .A Hippies treatment.
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βrian:

It's still there:
hilldale.com...
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:58
What is a taco pop? You mean one of those "chocolate taco" ice cream thingies?
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drr:

The Dr. Schultz VHS is listed on Amazon, though it is "currently unavailable".
  11:00am
miniteeny:

Sorta like Cars4Kidz
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βrian:

They sell "joulerie."
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SiHV:

Tuned in 30 seconds ago. Already losing my mind.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

[kicks open the door at Jim's Coins in Hilldale]

LET'S GET THIS PIT STARTED
  11:01am
Sam:

Dick Lewis is watching!
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paddy in matawan:

Hey Jim! We've got something for ya!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @11:00
Mexican radio pop music.
  11:03am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:01
Id' recommend you guacamole grunge instead.
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:01
Aaah OK.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Hog fascination
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

i broke vegan for a rattlesnake pizza once
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Handy Haversack:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @11:03
Sign me up!

(Trying to come up with an In Utero / Cilantro joke, but it's not quite coming together.)
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:01
The work crews in and around my building aren't blasting any music. OTOH at least 3 places in my building are undergoing renovation, and we had major boiler work done, so alas the roaches are in an uproar/are organizing for a better medical plan and a raise.
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Webhamster Henry:

I did a montage of Dorothy's ums and errrs.
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βrian:

Sounds like our household right now. The plague struck about a week ago.
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paddy in matawan:

ugh lawd
  11:06am
A Bee:

Don’t give this to Ken please this is THE WORST
  11:06am
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Best yet!!
  11:06am
Dean:

Is Rate My Vomit still up and running?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @11:04
At least you aren't having bedbug problems.
  11:06am
Mattynotimes:

This is the best and the absolute worst at the same time
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PaulRobeson1924:

Coughing Starts dry. Gets wetter and wetter
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Zip7:

This is what happens when you have an imbalance of body humors
  11:06am
florida:

healthy oysters
  11:06am
Brendan:

I'm gonna hurl
  11:06am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ A Bee @11:06
Agree
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newton:

Im going to throw up
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Erin in TO:

I think this coughing is the most upsetting thing I've ever heard on this station
  11:06am
bradford:

holy moly...
  11:06am
Daybreak!:

Somebody pat the radio on the back.
Hit it hard!
Hit it hard!
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Alvy Singer:

Lots of LUNG BUTTER!
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Roberto:

Ken has found his people.
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Bob Barth:

Hearing this is bad. Knowing that Ken now has access to it is worse.
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Handy Haversack:

I thought "I farted in my pants" was "I hoarded my pets." I was willing to believe it.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Yes!!! That’s how it happens!!! Flipping the dial! Phil’s Baby
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gauche knee:

↳ bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢) @11:04
Whoa! Interesting. Whats the story? I ate rattlesnake in TX as a kid. Went vegan a cpl yrs after that.
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βrian:

In France, they eat nun's farts.
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Triple G:

"Where else would he fart?!"

We were all thinking it, thank you for expressing it
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @11:03
And interestingly enough one of the tenants in one of the reno places ordered one of those fancy Japanese toilets. It has been in our lobby, in the box, for over a week. It's too big and heavy for anyone to steal, and I guess the contractors didn't want to have to work around it. Still it means a major bathroom reno on my side of the building, which would explain the wildlife explosion...
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Coughing fits would be part of a good voicemail greeting.
  11:07am
f⚉f⚉ (:

thank goodness i ate my lunch more than an hour ago.
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Aquebogue:

That's definitely a new low.
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AnAnonymousParty:

Maybe he's a ventriloquist, maybe he can fart in other people's pants.
  11:08am
A Bee:

Much better wholesome content
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HyperDose:

↳ Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜 @11:00
bring back the choco taco!
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @11:07
You can fart in your pants, and you can get in your friend's pants, but you can't fart in your friend's pants.
  11:08am
A➡B:

"Virtual friend", pre-AI.
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

↳ HyperDose @11:08
Once in a blue moon they sell an off-brand at my local supermarket in the ice cream case....
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gauche knee:

↳ Erin in TO @11:06
Yeah, that got to be a bit much …& so close to lunchtime
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ gauche knee @11:07
i was 15 visiting my oldest sibling Fino in big sur where they were working on a farm way up on a mountain. we went in to town one day and met some guys who were WWOOFing for another guy on the mountain named Lloyd. Lloyd had shot a rattlesnake in the garden earlier that week and they told us they skinned it then put the rest of the snake in the freezer. Fino said we should fry it up and put it on a pizza... so that's what we did
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Mattynotimes:

Whoa Sam
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

↳ AnAnonymousParty @11:07
hahahahahhha
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Bob Barth:

↳ Song: "Rent-A-Friend" by "Sam"
A craigslist hook-up
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Zip7:

I'm so lonely. Perfect Polly doesn't cut it anymore
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Triple G:

↳ Song: "Rent-A-Friend" by "Sam"
This is reminiscent of the movie Rent-A-Pal (from 2020)

www.reddit.com...
  11:10am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @11:07
Imagine having that super power and deploying it in all sorts of social situations with people you don't like.
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PaulRobeson1924:

Ben, if you are somewhere out there, You’re my friend
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A➡B:

Ben Hollis, our own Tom Green.
  11:12am
Mattynotimes:

“The guy at the bank doesn’t care how many trophy’s you got! “
  11:12am
Mattynotimes:

“Losing money is not on my menu” hahahahahahahaga
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HyperDose:

PB&J slander. wow
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Roberto:

As a vegan, I'd much rather eat PB&J.
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newton:

he's smackin balls?
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Bob Barth:

A watermelon in your pocket? Christ, your pants must be HUGE
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A➡B:

↳ Song: "Pretty Boy Floyd"
This guy eats, sleeps, and breathes SUCCESS!
  11:14am
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Snooker and caviar. "Okay, you break, fish-breath."
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Zip7:

I had a friend named Floyd who grew up in North Carolina. At his wedding, after they said "I do," someone hollered "Hey Floyd! Now we can do wife swappin' for real!"
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

I actually know a real life pool shark who is also The Last of the Old School Bookies. And this week, a good friend of mine is playing in World Series of Poker -- he got knocked out early but he's doing a ton of other low-buy-in secondary gamrs.
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Krys O.:

It's International Falafel Day, so they say.
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bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢):

i gotta leave the desk and head to the production floor for the afternoon. peace yall this show has been great!!
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the serpent:

MST3K is from there too — similar idea
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Howard & the Cats:

According to Wikipedia, PRETTY BOY FLOYD died earlier this year, on March 22.
  11:15am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢) @11:15
don't worry. i'll take notes of the show on your behalf.
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Roberto:

↳ Krys O. @11:15
Nom
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HyperDose:

↳ Krys O. @11:15
Delicious!
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Dean:

My favorite laughing yogi is Jim Backus, "Delicious."
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Mattynotimes:

He hit Mickey Mouse level there for a second
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paddy in matawan:

Get Mark Hurst NOW!
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

Clay needs to mine this show for Wake sound clips.
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Laughing Yogi"
Kitty doesn't know what to make of this.
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Gregosaurus:

↳ Howard & the Cats @11:15
They'll have to leave the trophy on his grave.
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PaulRobeson1924:

60 minutes of that!?
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Dean:

I've never tried an international falafel.
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James in ATL:

This show will be bookmarked for many replays. So great!
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A➡B:

Here we go again, crossing over into MoMC!
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HyperDose:

Menards is dope
  11:18am
f⚉f⚉ (:

FFF - The Laughing Yogi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-loqjFQ_RkU
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Roberto:

↳ Gregosaurus @11:16
And I won't forget to leave trophies on your grave.
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Krys O.:

↳ Dean @11:16
They're made by International Playboys. Wondering if I can find a choco taco to have for dessert after the falafel....
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

I think Funniest Accident out-laughed the Laughing Yogi.
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βrian:

Menards is Evil.
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Laughed 'til I farted in my pants.
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ifeelfatnsassy:

menards is like home depot but with somehow-worse ownership.
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lazy pierogi:

-жеи, are you or Nick and Joe familiar with Skunkpaste? the mad fedora kid / angry subway sandwich experience?
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Spankyflop:

Monorail Monorail Monorail
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Ken From Hyde Park:

🎵 "Save big money at Menard's!" 🎶
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AnAnonymousParty:

Oh, Menards sells more than just lumber, it's like a combination Home Depot and Dollar General.
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Sam:

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!
Quiet Marge, the mob has spoken!
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HyperDose:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @11:19
I like looking at the sheds/tiny homes
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Zip7:

↳ Song: "Ray From Menards"
This reminds me of "Superbroker Shuffle": www.youtube.com...
  11:20am
Sam:

That's what rap would've sounded like if white people in the Midwest had invented it.
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BillyLundun:

up up down down
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TVP:

Oh yeah, do remember those Menards commercials during White Sox/Cubs games on Superstation WGN.
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Gregosaurus:

Fudgy The Whale!
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BillyLundun:

left right left right b a start
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BillyLundun:

I think I just found my gravestone epitaph
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Webhamster Henry:

I have some instructional video tapes , like for my Matte cutter!
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f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ BillyLundun @11:21
it's "a b start", wasn't it ? Contra.
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Sam:

Comma zero comma zero comma zero
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paddy in matawan:

Loved Ikari Warriors. Still play it. So hard.
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Mister Dobalina:

Contra.
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HyperDose:

↳ BillyLundun @11:21
"Here lies Player 1"
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BillyLundun:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @11:22
oohh fofo you're on the money!
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ Song: "Secret Video Game Tips"
We're getting super close to Kenneth Goldsmith's "Fidget" here.
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Sam:

Wouldn't it be easier to just get good at the game than to type in these codes?
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Dan B From Upstate:

Codes got better as games went on. I think 50 players in Donkey Kong Country was Down A Right B Y Down A Y start. It was easy to remember because it spelled DARBY DAYS.
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paddy in matawan:

You can use the codes to get good then beat the game without. I can beat Contra without the 30 men. Did it at least once.
  11:23am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ BillyLundun @11:22
When i learned that i thought i was the only kid in the world that knew the secret knowledge. Alas, turns out everyone now knows it.
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gauche knee:

↳ bixa (𝘣𝘦𝘦-𝘩𝘢) @11:09
Love this, reads like a short film! funny enough, I had fried rattlesnake @ 15 but wasn’t vegan til 17.

Btw, have any vegan recs for NW Philly? Need a place other than grindcore
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newton:

2 members are hardly a posse
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BillyLundun:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @11:23
ha! Thanks internet!
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Saltonstall:

My roommate in college was Tom Lewandiwski.

Is this Tom a tall blonde guy?
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Roberto:

↳ gauche knee @11:24
I have vegan recs for Philly in general.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Roberto @11:24
BTW, Roberto, Screamers in Greenpoint seems to have closed.
  11:25am
Sam:

When I was a kid we went camping in Canada and I started playing with a pay phone pushing different buttons, trying to see if I could call my friends for free. Some random combination of buttons made it belch out all the change it had inside. I was never able to replicate it.
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BillyLundun:

now, is that a hot cat massage or a room temp?
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Roberto:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:25
Yes, but the Crown Heights location perseveres.
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The Oscar:

CHAMPER DAMPER! An all-time classic.
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Krys O.:

We used to print labels for a company that made workplace safety videos. The titles were hilarious! Unfortunately, that was so long ago, we don't have those orders in our history. Being at this job for 26 years has me remembering the oddest things.
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Cat Massage"
Coincidentally, my cat is lying right here seemingly awaiting a massage.
  11:26am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ BillyLundun @11:24
Bu tthat was way before the internet. Late 80s. I think all those videogame tricks were first announced in the GamePro magazine.
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paddy in matawan:

↳ Sam @11:25
There was a hack for Coke machines that was supposedly able to do this as well. I was able to get to the menu but not do anything more.
  11:26am
Sam:

I'm great at rubbing cats' ears.
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newton:

shes rubbing her pussy
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HyperDose:

↳ Roberto @11:26
Do it!
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pot8o:

or you can just pet your cat like a normal person
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Roberto:

↳ HyperDose @11:26
Ear rubs.
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Marie in Chicago:

It's very easy to massage a cat and they love it. @) (but I'm not making eye contact while I do it and I keep it very short)
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paddy in matawan:

↳ pot8o @11:26
NO they really like it. And you connect with them in a new way. Their faces light up. It's interesting.
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f⚉f⚉ (:

I'm thinking 80's corporate training VHS tape universe must have some gems in there.
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A➡B:

↳ Song: "Cat Massage"
Ths one's for Jim & Amanda.
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iiibeat:

Found this yesterday . . Dude singing the names of muscles in the body . .
youtu.be...
  11:28am
Rob S:

Ghosted by the cat lady
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Spankyflop:

I think my favorite found audio that I've heard on FMU are Ziggy Bathtub, The guy who did a one-sided interview with Love & Rockets, and the two guys talking about Robin Trower and Dave Gilmour.
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βrian:

Go for the jowls.
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gauche knee:

↳ Roberto @11:24
Yes please! Haven’t been to Philly in years, going solo & most friends out of town.
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Hunterian:

The Fiasco—most appropriately named band, ever. Hated them. Wesley was fantastic.
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Krys O.:

I subscribed to Cat Fancy magazine about 20+ years ago and they had tips on the best way to massage your kitty.
  11:29am
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My cat doesn't look that tense. Not even awake all that much.
  11:30am
Sam:

Just hang around the church bathroom. You'll find her.
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Roberto:

↳ gauche knee @11:28
Fitz on 4th
Unit Su Vege (mostly vegan)
Triangle Tavern (vegan options)
Batter and Crumbs
  11:30am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Sam @11:25
Ooh. Interesting. Probably if you remember the name of the telecom company that owned the phone cabin we could track down the manual of the phone and see the secret codes.
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A➡B:

↳ @11:29
Cats don't really need massage, being so naturally zen. But they still appreciate one now and then.
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Marie in Chicago:

Totally Tulip!
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Handy Haversack:

We could do three hours of "Totally Tulip," no problem.
  11:32am
Sam:

Totally Tulip! Part of this complete breakfast.
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A➡B:

↳ Sam @11:32
I was thinking it was a pretend makeup set for young girls.
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paddy in matawan:

I have been listening since the 90s, I think. I don't know how this passed by me. Amazing!
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rf:

I think this must have been the same songwriter from the Totally Tulip video
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newton:

↳ A➡B @11:33
isnt all make up pretend?
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A➡B:

↳ newton @11:33
Good point!
  11:34am
Sam:

I miss JM in the AM too
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gauche knee:

↳ Song: "Kosher" by "Uncle Moshe"
Uncle Moshe! JM in the AM! Listened religiously…but not religiously
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Sam:

↳ Sam @11:34
Especially when the kids would sing in Hebrew really high and shrill
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kham:

This whole show is making me miss BEWARE OF THE BLOG so bad
  11:35am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Sam @11:34
I still remember the chaos and sense of doom his departure inflected on WFMU.
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Dan B From Upstate:

I adore the Wendy's hot drinks video. Amazing song. Amazing visuals. I'm being genuine.
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Erin in TO:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Grill Skill"
I worked for Wendys in 1996 and I did not get this training video. I feel disappointed now
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ifeelfatnsassy:

Big recommend for the Kim's Video documentary if you haven't seen it... totally bonkers and kind of answers the question "why did Kim's Video have a Wendy's training VHS?"
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The Oscar:

Man, Kim's used to have THE BEST bootleg tapes for sale. I remember going for the first time touring colleges and thought I'd gone to heaven. I almost got Grill Skills, but ended up getting Otto Preminger's Skidoo and Frank Zappa's Uncle Meat film instead.
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Grill Skill"
Nice segue from "kosher kosher kosher" to "meat and cheese."
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Zip7:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Grill Skill"
"But most of all you got to have your tool"
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LastWhiteRhino:

What about the Kars for Kids commercial ?
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ Song: "Wendy's Grill Skill"
*sizzling*
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Mister Dobalina:

The video for this is great.
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gauche knee:

↳ ifeelfatnsassy @11:36
Thnx 4 reminder. Rip Kim’s!
  11:37am
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Fresh Prince of Meat
  11:37am
Dean:

I protest the default to rap for these training videos. Why not math rock? Death metal?
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rf:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Grill Skill"
Fantastic
  11:37am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Erin in TO @11:35
This one sounds like late 88-92s rap. Probably your training videos had more Grunge feeling.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Sam @11:34
There are fresh archives — www.wfmu.org...
  11:37am
Dean:

Opera?
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A➡B:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Grill Skill"
Grilling in the (late) 80's!
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yerfriendpaul:

This is the greatest of the greatest things!
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Erin in TO:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @11:37
My training videos were just boring, normal corporate nonsense
  11:38am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ yerfriendpaul @11:38
Hi, Paul!
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gauche knee:

↳ Roberto @11:30
Thnx Roberto! Nothing will ever fill the New Harmony void but will try one of these spots!

Also, your cat is GORGEOUS
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tom tom the pipers son:

is this betty davis?
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Roberto:

↳ gauche knee @11:39
OMFG NEW HARMONY :( :( :( :( :(
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Handy Haversack:

Wendy's: not for the colorblind.
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yerfriendpaul:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @11:38
Hey fofo!
  11:40am
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White bread and grease?
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Fast With Class"
I demand a 12" Razormaid remix of this.
  11:41am
Dean:

No, it's "white, bread, angry!"

Anyway, who knew Wendy's was Italian?
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newton:

spread the mayonnaise evenly across the bun
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Erin in TO:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Fast With Class"
I can't imagine having to sing a song like this with such gusto. I'm in awe of the commitment
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Listener Bryan (the Professor):

↳ Song: "Wendy's Fast With Class"
Put on the condiments correctly if you want a safe burger.
  11:41am
P-90:

I admit: this is making me a little hungry
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McGroovey:

Mustard/flustered

That somewriter had that rhyme in his little notebook for YEEEARS before he finally got this chance to use it!
  11:41am
Mattynotimes:

I need a copy of this
  11:41am
Sam:

She really sounds like Madonna
  11:41am
Mattynotimes:

This is how I sing when I cook
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BillyLundun:

Perfect bun!
  11:42am
rob:

Showtime for the onions
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yerfriendpaul:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Fast With Class"
I call dibs on this one for karaoke night!
  11:42am
Dean:

"You'll take the condoms of every size"?
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paddy in matawan:

This is very good. I could imagine workers back then singing it to each other in the back.
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drr:

↳ Song: "Wendy's Fast With Class"
I'm picturing the dance moves from the "Love Is A Battlefield" video going with this.
  11:42am
Erik/VT:

- indeed!, definitely have found PASSION & OBSESSION makes for the best ART across the board! (at least for my tastes & warm & fuzzy’s).
  11:42am
Dean:

Some people are aural learners.
  11:42am
f⚉f⚉ (:

The Wendy's Fas With Class kind of lit not gonna lie.
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BillyLundun:

Anyone see those dry condiment videos where they place packets on different plates? It's absolutely mental in it's complexity. I think it's from an Ihop
  11:43am
Dean:

I doubt that, SMK. Nothing on YouTube is there inappropriately.
  11:43am
A➡B:

Whether or not a training video was involved in your initiation to the work environment, the "golden rule" always stays the same:
The customer is always right.
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paddy in matawan:

↳ BillyLundun @11:43
Yes! Waffle House training video.
  11:44am
Dean:

I wonder if Wolfgang Puck used similar videos to train chefs at Spago?
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

I did want to do a shout-out to my pal Beetlemuse. They have a wealth of stuff on their YouTube channel:

www.youtube.com...
  11:44am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ A➡B @11:43
Except in record shops. The customers are never right and know nothing about music.
  11:44am
morphe':

Thanks Kenneth and the Found Footage Fellas ...
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Gregosaurus:

I did a company training video years ago that I can only pray is buried in a landfill now.
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The Oscar:

Another exorcise video.
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dale:

dang, had to run out and only catching this last hour....

this must have been from linda blair's 'caged heat' era of movies.
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BillyLundun:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:43
Yes! that's the one, my brain rejects all parts of that video!
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Zip7:

↳ Song: "How To Get Revenge" by "Linda Blair"
Does she spin her head 360 degrees in this video?
  11:45am
Marie in Chicago:

Got any Susan Struthers training videos?
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paddy in matawan:

↳ HeWhoWantsJeans @11:44
Sub'd thnkas!
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newton:

we had a week of full time training at Ed Debevic's, but sadly, no training videos
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "How To Get Revenge" by "Linda Blair"
This is awesome.
  11:45am
Dean:

How far we've fallen from Steal This Book.
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BillyLundun:

That worked on 'several' levels...
  11:46am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ Gregosaurus @11:44
You better pray is next to Jimmy Hoffa's body otherwise we will find it to your embarrassment, Gregosaurus!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Pazuzu-approved!
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swivs:

↳ Song: "How To Get Revenge" by "Linda Blair"
Yeah, but how do I get revenge ON Linda Blair?
  11:47am
tom tom the pipers son:

oh one of *those* gay magazines...y'know
  11:47am
Dan B From Upstate:

Looks like Gregory Itzen from Airplane! And 24 is in the Linda Blair video. Weird.
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Gregosaurus:

↳ f⚉f⚉ ( @11:46
Probably on YouTube already.
  11:47am
A➡B:

"First, forget about all that nonsense about 'turning the other cheek'. Next, devote your entire life to Satan..."
  11:47am
TVP:

"Who says you can't put pancake batter in their mailbox?" Well, the Postal Service for one...
  11:48am
Homer:

Just roll 'em up in a carpet, and throw 'em off a bridge!
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

A whole lotta people are gettin' down.
  11:49am
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Heart-to-heart answering-machine parenting
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drr:

↳ Song: "How To Get Revenge" by "Linda Blair"
I'm looking at a book on my shelf called "Mad As Hell" by M. Nelson Chunder, which is a similar collection of silly, difficult-to-pull-off plots, organized alphabetically by theme.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Haha. Ken had to censor some of the F-words on this one. And there's plenty.
  11:50am
Marie in Chicago:

he sounds kind of drunk
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McGroovey:

↳ Song: "Note To Alison" by "Your Dad"
I think they're gay, and the kids told the parents that the boys are with the girls, as a cover.
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Webhamster Henry:

Thanks for the research, audio miners!
  11:50am
Marie in Chicago:

poor Linden... ?
  11:50am
A➡B:

How far down Tumblr has tumbl'd.
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McGroovey:

↳ McGroovey @11:50
And Mom and Dad found out
  11:51am
Dean:

Lyndon?
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Rich in Washington:

DON'T GET IT WRONG, LINDEN!
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Ken really worked hard to try and clean this one up.
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Triple G:

Ok I thought these were going to be calls to the NJ town Linden
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rf:

These are stressing me out
  11:51am
Sam:

If you don't call me back, I'm going on WFMU and I'm humiliating you in front of everyone!
  11:51am
morphe':

↳ Song: "Call To Linden"
"... I can easily take the 3 busses to work ...." Chicken factory ...
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Krys O.:

↳ A➡B @11:43
Except when you are a bank.
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Roberto:

↳ gauche knee @11:39
Also:
Vedge (upscale place)
LUHV Deli
  11:52am
A➡B:

↳ Song: "Call To Linden"
This beats the infamous Alec Baldwin phone call to his daughter hands down!
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Rich in Washington:

A friend once gave me a cassette of a series increasingly angry messages left by an uncle who was being left out of a will. They were freaking hilarious. I should see if I still have it.
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↳ A➡B @11:52
"You little pig!" was pretty stylin', though.
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Roberto:

↳ A➡B @11:52
Lol Alec has had 18 more kids since then just to dull the pain of that message.
  11:53am
dave:

Thanks Ken, Joe and Nick!
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

Big fan of the specificity of the "Buttery Nipple".
  11:53am
Sam:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:52
Leaving someone out of a will is pretty low
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gauche knee:

↳ Roberto @11:53
😆
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "Call To Linden"
They were playing air hockey.
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Krys O.:

Thanks, Ken et al!
  11:54am
P-90:

Buttery Nipple recipe

https://occasionalcocktails.com/buttery-nipple-shot/
  11:54am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Buttsz ?
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Rich in Washington:

Thanks, Ken and Joe and Nick!
I found this show riveting!
  11:55am
ledzeppelinsucks:

Mancini’s Char House is in Saint Paul.
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

↳ ledzeppelinsucks @11:55
Now we just have to get an Elvis to show up.
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James in ATL:

Please do this again soon! Such a fun show.
  11:55am
A➡B:

Don-O would love this one!
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Triple G:

Thanks Ken, Joe, & Nick!
  11:56am
Sam:

You can't handle the truth!!
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McGroovey:

I still have my old answering machine tapes. I keep them because there are voices like my grandma that exist nowhere else.

But there are old girlfriends also🙉
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gauche knee:

↳ Roberto @11:51
VEDGE, so good! glad it’s still around, not true of many spots.
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βrian:

Mary Wing coming up:

wfmu.org...
  11:56am
ledzeppelinsucks:

Trump impersonator, diaper loading costs more.
  11:56am
Marie in Chicago:

There's some kind of creamy white specialty drink that I got at a male strip club once and it had some kind of funky name. I searched for it but the Internet is resistant to male strip club content
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Roberto:

↳ gauche knee @11:56
And not in Philadelphia but worth the schlep: Love Again Local in West Chester, PA. Best vegan deli in the world (that I know of).
  11:57am
f⚉f⚉ (:

↳ McGroovey @11:56
Backup your grandma voice in digital format or any other format. That's gonna be very valuable for her descendants in years time.
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Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Ken and Joe and Nick! This has been a thing! Really! Do it again soon!
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Roberto:

↳ Roberto @11:57
Oh duh and Hip City Veg, nice vegan chain.
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gauche knee:

Ken, Joe, Nick, & Beetlemaius & He who wants Jeans…thank you for this perfect show!! So fun! 🩷
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paddy in matawan:

Waking up crying from a dream is weird.
  11:58am
f⚉f⚉ (:

Listeners that want to leave a message to Joe and Nick please leave your message after the tone:

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
  11:59am
Dictater:

just checked what the hell is going on?
  11:59am
Marie in Chicago:

↳ Marie in Chicago @11:56
I prolly shouldn't be looking for that on my work 'puter!
  11:59am
bradford:

Many thanks Ken, Joe & Nick. That was amazing!
  11:59am
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There's a truck outside picking up our trash right now, so this has been perfect! Thank you for you dedication/curation, Joe and Nick!
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ironybread:

Hello show, to which I am very very late. I am sure it was delightful. Goodbye show
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yerfriendpaul:

So bummed I can’t make the show but thank you for this!! So great!
  12:00pm
Marie in Chicago:

Thanks, Ken, Joe, and Nick!
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radioronan:

This was fantastic..thanks Ken, Nick & Joe!!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks for rolling the tape, guys! 📼
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HeWhoWantsJeans:

I do love this recording. Excellent high note to ride out on.
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paddy in matawan:

Thank you guys! GOing to try to make the show!
  12:00pm
f⚉f⚉ (:

Thanks, Ken, Joe, Nick! Thanks for the found tapes. Till next episode! Take care and remember: dorothy lives forever!
  12:00pm
A➡B:

Thanks, жеи! And thanks for bringing all the goods, Joe & Nick! Really entertaining stuff!

Stay free, Freed Forms!
  12:22pm
vinyliberation:

Thanks guys, that was amazing.
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