WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 15, 2024

Listener comments!
	6:00pm dale: well, andy IS right about that.....hey now.
	6:01pm dale: neil should have sung railroad bill to fuck with andy.
	6:01pm Matt from Springfield: "A life of zingers is the most fulfilling life"... HI Ken & Andy, welcome back! Hi Delayers and Zingerati!
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Neil's been singing like a cicada for decades now. And like a locust before that..
	6:02pm Roberto: I read an an interview yesterday with Tony Shalhoub about Monk where he mentioned Andy B.
	6:03pm G: Andy’s cans are very chubby
	🚂 6:03pm PMD: Hope it was a good show!
	6:03pm Erin in TO: This pic of Andy is still my fave ever
	6:03pm khd: anyone catch Blinken doing "rockin in the free world" somewhere in the ukraine
	🚂 6:04pm PMD: I didn't know Dylan has 6 kids!
	6:04pm Jay*Rock: W Crazy Horse is a treat
	6:05pm RayL: Not sure Blinken understands the song's inherent irony.
	6:05pm dale: he meant sing like ANTMAN!, or sing like ARMANI.
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: Wouldn't be fun to see Neil without electricity - esp. if that's supposed to be a Crazy Horse tour? I saw him 16 years ago, he did "Ambulance Blues" and some acoustic songs, but it wouldn't be great if it was all un-plugged.
	6:06pm G: Yeah, gotta leave the crowd before the last encore. Old JazzFest wisdom, too. Otherwise you end up waiting an hour in line for the buses back to Canal Street. Standing in line for 5-10 minutes is much better. No encore song is worth 45-70 minutes extra in line.
	6:06pm listener 126464: Planet Claire!
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PMD @6:04 Maybe even more we don't know about!
	🚂 6:07pm Ken From Hyde Park: Persei Omicron 8
	6:07pm G: Were people bitching that Neil Young didn’t sing Old Man, like they did at JazzFest ten days ago?
	6:07pm Roberto: ↳ Roberto @6:02 It's confusing how Andy has this whole other existence where he's considered important.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ G @6:07 He DIDN'T!! I screamed the request at him from the right-rear standing area, like EIGHTY times!!!
	6:08pm dale: he must be doing something right if daryl hannah is climbing aboard.
	6:09pm Dan from Delco: There’s a 90s SNL skit with Will Ferrell as Harry Carey hosting a star talk show. Jeff Goldbum was the guest as a planetary scientist. Harry: Hay! What’s your favorite planet? Jeff: Um, my gosh, I’d have to say the Earth. Harry: Mine’s the Sun! It’s the king of the planets!
	6:09pm G: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08 I’m sure he appreciated the reminder lol
	6:09pm Jay*Rock: So lame he left his wife of many years for a flippin mermaid! Typical leftist!
	6:11pm Mister Dobalina: Hope not to catch flak for this, but is that Matt Warwick in the photo next to Andy?
	6:11pm sinkhole near my home: It was Rev. Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/01/reverend-billy-is-opening-for-neil-young-and-crazy-horse-on-the-love-earth-tour-go-see-them.html
	6:12pm Ciggy: Sounds like a dying air conditioner
	6:13pm Barbie: Born again
	6:13pm dale: we all drink a shot when andy calls her 'honey.'
	6:13pm Mister Dobalina: Double brood cicadas.
	6:13pm Marie in Chicago: Yay, cicadas!
	6:14pm Beulah Fongula: If you find a cicada while it's hibernating and you shake it very hard, will it wake up? Or what?
	6:14pm Marzipan4124: Wheres lindsay at? I heard they are all over chapel hill but i was up in the mountains this weekend and there werent no cicadas out yet
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: The last thing the cicadas heard, in 2011 - a bumper crop of great 2011 DJ premiums!! One of the best years, I still try to get some of them from the Prize Warehouse!
	6:15pm newton: 2011 + 17 = 2028
	6:15pm G: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:14 It may hope that you leave it alone. If it’s even conscious. But they burrow, right? So your odds of finding one are not that great.
	6:15pm coelacanth∅: cicadas don't hibernate. they basically eat for 13 years. (or 17, 5, 1, whatever)
	6:16pm Matt from Springfield: Though it's a good deal more fun being a 'nerd' than a 'nurse'. Though you (seldom) get paid just for being a nerd...
	6:16pm G: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:15 Slow eaters.
	6:17pm dale: isn't the earth always at like 55? how shallow are these fellers?
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ sinkhole near my home @6:11 Rev. Billy is a friend of FMU! Clay recorded him at Occupy and he shouted out for us!
	6:17pm Laminda: CicadaMania has maps showing where both broods (Brood XIX and Brood XIII) are emerging www.cicadamania.com...
	6:19pm newton: when he said "change" he was saying he needed his diaper changed
	6:19pm dale: the pee ay system.
	6:19pm Laminda: They come out when soil temps reach 64F to a depth of 8 inches
	6:20pm dale: ↳ Laminda @6:19 ah! thanks!
	6:20pm Marzipan4124: The ultimate thesis here is that Neil is a Cicada
	6:21pm newton: older men have enlarged prostates which makes it difficult to pee at all
	6:21pm Young Neil: People low in talent love mocking people with it. Boring people are very easily bored.
	6:21pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Marzipan4124 @6:20 I dunno. I USED TO think he was cute . . .
	6:21pm Laminda: ↳ dale @6:20 You're welcome! I'm bummed we're not getting periodicals in NJ this time
	6:21pm Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b: what does Neal Sedaka have to do with this?
	6:21pm dale: heart of a golden shower.
	6:22pm G: Dylan hides behind a piano the whole concert now, so you can’t see gradually expanding puddle.
	6:22pm dale: ↳ Laminda @6:21 oh, so the hudson valley is out too, i expect.
	6:22pm Dan from Delco: I would go ooooooooohhhhh ahhhhhhhh
	6:23pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:21 my sister has cicadamania. she insists we're getting 13 AND 17 year cicadas in new york this year.
	6:23pm G: Neil did not pee onstage in New Orleans. But he dressed like a homeless guy in beat-up grey sweats.
	6:23pm Laminda: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:23 Nope, not even close (unfortunately)
	6:23pm khd: "that's a bit of all right" - so when Neil pees his pants he also goes cockney?
	6:24pm (Murakami Whywolf))): ↳ newton @6:21 Those enlarged prostates can also help one get a sudden, exteemely intense need to urinate and,sometimes, a literally surprising inability to control it.
	6:24pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:23 2030 for the 17, and -i don't know when or if we get 13-year cicadas
	6:25pm Laminda: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:24 We'll see Brood XIV in 2025!
	6:25pm dale: peeing on stage seems to be just part of the act. nypost.com...
	6:25pm Mister Dobalina: Cicadas remind of Zorak for some reason.
	6:25pm coelacanth∅: i took many recordings of the cicadas in 2013, so 2030 is cemented in my memory as my next opportunity
	6:25pm Jay*Rock: There’s so much to update they know Barack Obama is the president because they know that there’s a two-term limit can leave no that’s not a surprise I know you’re right OK you’re wasting your breath. He became president in 2008. That’s when he was elected for the first time yes for 2009 right OK so he would’ve you’re right when the cicadas want to sleep Obama would’ve been president for two years while he was real like that they should know that you’re not gonna believe who
	6:26pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:25 oh that's good news!
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:23 Some areas of the Deep South/Texas/Oklahoma are getting both - it's not likely both of the broods will be out in NY state.
	6:27pm Laminda: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:26 None in NY/NJ this year, and we don't get 13-year broods at all
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Oh BULL, Andy! You're a superstar again! Recent "Monk" movie!!
	6:27pm sinkhole near my home: Matt: I can’t remember if I first heard Rev. Billy via WFMU or not. Clay would enjoy Rev. Billy. I’ll see if I can find the archive.
	6:27pm Mister Dobalina: What was the closing song at Neil Young show yesterday?
	6:27pm Jay*Rock: And then will open up the call so that the colors can tell it on the big news in my life Lindsay and I’m gonna talk to the cicadas for you and for your iPad number because I had seven branches in 2006 2011 that’s a lot of branches my family my family loves sex who is the
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Laminda @6:27 Thanks, you've got a lot of good cicada facts!
	6:28pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:26 yeah, she's probably half-listening to some npr radio show and thinks it's happening EVERYWHERE!
	6:28pm Jay*Rock: Sounds like affirmative action programs for your great I’m not following it is kind of like I don’t quite understand. Are you mad at me by Freebird?
	🚂 6:29pm PMD: Andy's had a lot of caffeine. Or something.
	6:29pm dale: next 7sd premium, a name that stain clothe diaper.
	6:29pm dale: ↳ PMD @6:29 caffeinated gum.
	6:29pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:27 oh is XIV a 1-year brood?
	6:29pm Laminda: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:27 lol, I could talk about cicadas for days
	6:30pm Ciggy: 007
	🚂 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: Dagobah
	6:30pm Laminda: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:29 They're a 17-year brood, they last appeared in 2008
	🚂 6:31pm DjLorraine: ↳ dale @6:21 Ha
	6:31pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Dana Gould had a bit in which John Lennon reveals that he and Paul McCartney 'once had sex with a cicada-bug' who was very annoyed when he told her that the Beatles don't need a clarinetist.
	6:31pm coelacanth∅: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:29 (i can't look stuff up on this computer)
	6:31pm Roberto: "You're in us"
	6:31pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Dana Gould had a bit in which John Lennon reveals that he and Paul McCartney 'once had sex with a cicada-bug' who was very annoyed when he told her that the Beatles don't need a clarinetist.
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: RIP Bil Keane - now his zombie ghost haunts "Little Billy" as he makes the comic.
	6:34pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:30 oh a different 17-yeah brood. we don't get that one up north, (or at least haven't in the past)
	6:35pm Listener Robert: For those who've been in Albert Hall and Robert Hall, which was more impressive?
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: "I only come out every 17 years - but when I do, Jack!"
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Listener Robert @6:35 Well, how many holes does it take to fill Robert Hall??
	6:36pm HyperDose: Love how fast this show goes off the rails
	6:37pm Fredericks: I bet those rich guys could have a special pee catching device made.
	6:37pm Folsom: Abe Vigoda died.
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: Whitney Houston "alive and well and healthy"
	6:38pm dale: underpants bomber had nasty white briefs. if there's a chance i could be caught alive with a bomb in my underpants they would be stylish, maybe a fun christmas print, definitely a boxer brief cut...
	6:38pm coelacanth∅: queen Elizabeth was alive then, as was Lemmy
	6:38pm RayL: The entire cast of Saved by the Bell has crossed the rainbow bridge. Sorry, cicadas.
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: "Put a lot of love in your trophy!!"
	6:39pm dale: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:38 the archduke of ferdinand was still kicking.
	6:40pm coelacanth∅: ↳ dale @6:39 and george bush sr, if you can call that "alive"
	6:40pm Marie in Chicago: I think Neil peeing and poohing on stage is very brave
	6:41pm Marie in Chicago: I love that pic of Andy and his sign
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: A big container ship crashed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore and collapsed it.
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: Sting NOT making a good rock opera?! Are we talking about the same musician Sting, here?!?!
	6:42pm dale: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:40 read my lips - no new peeing.
	6:42pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:41 even last year's broods didn't see that coming
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:41 I was at Fort McHenry in Oct 2022, and I found a couple photos I took of the harbor that showed the bridge! Historic, it's no more.
	6:43pm coelacanth∅: ↳ dale @6:42 haha! (as he sat in a puddle)
	6:44pm Marie in Chicago: can a meat thermometer measure the earth?
	6:44pm RayL: Do the cicadas know that Donald Trump was elected potus?
	6:44pm Folsom: The missed the show The Good Cop
	🚂 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Believe it or not, Rudy Guliani is not a mayor in 2024.
	6:44pm PaulRobeson1924: Edward Snowden?! NO! NO! YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY!
	🚂 6:45pm DjLorraine: I once climbed a tree a caught a cicada. I miss climbing trees.
	6:45pm Noel: Zachary quoted Endgame.
	🚂 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:43 Yipes, hard to imagine.
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:40 "What kind of stew do you have today?" frinkiac.com...
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: Ken tried.
	6:45pm sinkhole near my home: Hahahaha!
	6:46pm Penelope: Oh, do the cicadas know that the US rejected a great female candidate for president and elected instead a total criminal psycho because they are sexist?
	6:47pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PaulRobeson1924 @6:44 While I'm at this site... ;) frinkiac.com...
	6:47pm Ciggy: The reintroduction of the Martingale gambling Method
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: Offended Andy.
	6:47pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Penelope @6:46 the cicadas know all
	6:47pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Penelope @6:46 The criminal you're talking about NEVER WAS ELECTED!!!
	🚂 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:45 I use that stew gag every time I'm at a fast food place.
	6:48pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:45 'wish i could click that link now but i'll check it out later on my other computer
	6:48pm RayL: ↳ Penelope @6:46 Not all cicadas are huge Nikki Haley fans, Penelope.
	6:48pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:48 😄
	6:48pm Jay*Rock: Leaving regards of your fire on the air. Hi thanks for calling. I was my wife is Beth. No there’s nobody there. Oh yeah you are you’re on the ear. Hi
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:48 Check it later. But no big surprise. "It delivers what it promises." 😉
	🚂 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Penelope @6:46 Maybe if she had shot her little dog. <eyeroll>
	6:50pm Penelope: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:47 you've heard of the electoral system?
	6:51pm Roberto: What's a "nearalogical" problem?
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Roberto @6:51 A logical fallacy, that's near logic - but doesn't match up..
	6:52pm Ciggy: Illi•noise
	🚂 6:52pm PMD: Am I hearing an echo because Ken is connected via phone too?
	6:52pm coelacanth∅: there're cicadas every year there, just not as many (and their sounds are somewhat different but only if you listen)
	6:53pm Hunterian: ↳ PMD @6:52 No one's telling Ken about the feedback. Classic.
	6:54pm dale: ↳ Penelope @6:46 he probably called them locusts because woody guthrie did a locust song. maybe...
	6:54pm Barbie: www.imdb.com...
	6:54pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Penelope @6:50 O my! The things people hear of and yet believe!
	6:54pm Aqui: Potata Cicada Tomata
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: "Tooth de-cay-da / Brood ci-cay-das"
	6:54pm PaulRobeson1924: ↳ Folsom @6:44 “Cop sucker”
	6:55pm Roberto: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:51 On point.
	6:55pm newton: tell the cicadas about bitcoin
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: Micky Dolentz is the last remaining Monkee.
	6:56pm coelacanth∅: and Billy Preston, the 5th beatle, was still among us
	6:56pm Matt from Springfield: Yes, the "Get Back" doco is a positive development of the last 13 years.
	6:57pm dale: didn't paul's second wife throw her fake leg at the audience on dancing with the spouses of the stars?
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: (and George Martin)
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: anyway cicadas and beetles coexist fine
	6:57pm newton: Sometimes incorrectly referred to as locusts, cicadas are true bugs in the order Hemiptera. Locusts are the swarming phase of a short-horned grasshopper in the family Acrididae in the order Orthoptera. Cicadas sing primarily during the day.
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: There was the tragic Bob Dylan hot air balloon accident. I forget what year that took place.
	6:59pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:58 Thank you!
	6:59pm dale: DO A SHOT!
	6:59pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:58 and the Ken Freedman balloon accident
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: "You're doing God's work, honey!" And bees make God's honey, for work!
	7:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken! Thanks Andy!
	7:00pm listener 126464: Loved the show.
	7:00pm HyperDose: Thanks boys. Moist show!
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Fun show! THANKS Ken & Andy! Have a good night, everyone!
	1:12pm Lizardner Dave !: "Greensdale"?

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May 15, 2024: A Show for the 17-Year Cicadas

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Listener comments!
	6:00pm dale: well, andy IS right about that.....hey now.
	6:01pm dale: neil should have sung railroad bill to fuck with andy.
	6:01pm Matt from Springfield: "A life of zingers is the most fulfilling life"... HI Ken & Andy, welcome back! Hi Delayers and Zingerati!
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Neil's been singing like a cicada for decades now. And like a locust before that..
	6:02pm Roberto: I read an an interview yesterday with Tony Shalhoub about Monk where he mentioned Andy B.
	6:03pm G: Andy’s cans are very chubby
	🚂 6:03pm PMD: Hope it was a good show!
	6:03pm Erin in TO: This pic of Andy is still my fave ever
	6:03pm khd: anyone catch Blinken doing "rockin in the free world" somewhere in the ukraine
	🚂 6:04pm PMD: I didn't know Dylan has 6 kids!
	6:04pm Jay*Rock: W Crazy Horse is a treat
	6:05pm RayL: Not sure Blinken understands the song's inherent irony.
	6:05pm dale: he meant sing like ANTMAN!, or sing like ARMANI.
	6:05pm Matt from Springfield: Wouldn't be fun to see Neil without electricity - esp. if that's supposed to be a Crazy Horse tour? I saw him 16 years ago, he did "Ambulance Blues" and some acoustic songs, but it wouldn't be great if it was all un-plugged.
	6:06pm G: Yeah, gotta leave the crowd before the last encore. Old JazzFest wisdom, too. Otherwise you end up waiting an hour in line for the buses back to Canal Street. Standing in line for 5-10 minutes is much better. No encore song is worth 45-70 minutes extra in line.
	6:06pm listener 126464: Planet Claire!
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PMD @6:04 Maybe even more we don't know about!
	🚂 6:07pm Ken From Hyde Park: Persei Omicron 8
	6:07pm G: Were people bitching that Neil Young didn’t sing Old Man, like they did at JazzFest ten days ago?
	6:07pm Roberto: ↳ Roberto @6:02 It's confusing how Andy has this whole other existence where he's considered important.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ G @6:07 He DIDN'T!! I screamed the request at him from the right-rear standing area, like EIGHTY times!!!
	6:08pm dale: he must be doing something right if daryl hannah is climbing aboard.
	6:09pm Dan from Delco: There’s a 90s SNL skit with Will Ferrell as Harry Carey hosting a star talk show. Jeff Goldbum was the guest as a planetary scientist. Harry: Hay! What’s your favorite planet? Jeff: Um, my gosh, I’d have to say the Earth. Harry: Mine’s the Sun! It’s the king of the planets!
	6:09pm G: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08 I’m sure he appreciated the reminder lol
	6:09pm Jay*Rock: So lame he left his wife of many years for a flippin mermaid! Typical leftist!
	6:11pm Mister Dobalina: Hope not to catch flak for this, but is that Matt Warwick in the photo next to Andy?
	6:11pm sinkhole near my home: It was Rev. Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping: https://boingboing.net/2024/05/01/reverend-billy-is-opening-for-neil-young-and-crazy-horse-on-the-love-earth-tour-go-see-them.html
	6:12pm Ciggy: Sounds like a dying air conditioner
	6:13pm Barbie: Born again
	6:13pm dale: we all drink a shot when andy calls her 'honey.'
	6:13pm Mister Dobalina: Double brood cicadas.
	6:13pm Marie in Chicago: Yay, cicadas!
	6:14pm Beulah Fongula: If you find a cicada while it's hibernating and you shake it very hard, will it wake up? Or what?
	6:14pm Marzipan4124: Wheres lindsay at? I heard they are all over chapel hill but i was up in the mountains this weekend and there werent no cicadas out yet
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: The last thing the cicadas heard, in 2011 - a bumper crop of great 2011 DJ premiums!! One of the best years, I still try to get some of them from the Prize Warehouse!
	6:15pm newton: 2011 + 17 = 2028
	6:15pm G: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:14 It may hope that you leave it alone. If it’s even conscious. But they burrow, right? So your odds of finding one are not that great.
	6:15pm coelacanth∅: cicadas don't hibernate. they basically eat for 13 years. (or 17, 5, 1, whatever)
	6:16pm Matt from Springfield: Though it's a good deal more fun being a 'nerd' than a 'nurse'. Though you (seldom) get paid just for being a nerd...
	6:16pm G: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:15 Slow eaters.
	6:17pm dale: isn't the earth always at like 55? how shallow are these fellers?
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ sinkhole near my home @6:11 Rev. Billy is a friend of FMU! Clay recorded him at Occupy and he shouted out for us!
	6:17pm Laminda: CicadaMania has maps showing where both broods (Brood XIX and Brood XIII) are emerging www.cicadamania.com...
	6:19pm newton: when he said "change" he was saying he needed his diaper changed
	6:19pm dale: the pee ay system.
	6:19pm Laminda: They come out when soil temps reach 64F to a depth of 8 inches
	6:20pm dale: ↳ Laminda @6:19 ah! thanks!
	6:20pm Marzipan4124: The ultimate thesis here is that Neil is a Cicada
	6:21pm newton: older men have enlarged prostates which makes it difficult to pee at all
	6:21pm Young Neil: People low in talent love mocking people with it. Boring people are very easily bored.
	6:21pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Marzipan4124 @6:20 I dunno. I USED TO think he was cute . . .
	6:21pm Laminda: ↳ dale @6:20 You're welcome! I'm bummed we're not getting periodicals in NJ this time
	6:21pm Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b: what does Neal Sedaka have to do with this?
	6:21pm dale: heart of a golden shower.
	6:22pm G: Dylan hides behind a piano the whole concert now, so you can’t see gradually expanding puddle.
	6:22pm dale: ↳ Laminda @6:21 oh, so the hudson valley is out too, i expect.
	6:22pm Dan from Delco: I would go ooooooooohhhhh ahhhhhhhh
	6:23pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:21 my sister has cicadamania. she insists we're getting 13 AND 17 year cicadas in new york this year.
	6:23pm G: Neil did not pee onstage in New Orleans. But he dressed like a homeless guy in beat-up grey sweats.
	6:23pm Laminda: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:23 Nope, not even close (unfortunately)
	6:23pm khd: "that's a bit of all right" - so when Neil pees his pants he also goes cockney?
	6:24pm (Murakami Whywolf))): ↳ newton @6:21 Those enlarged prostates can also help one get a sudden, exteemely intense need to urinate and,sometimes, a literally surprising inability to control it.
	6:24pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:23 2030 for the 17, and -i don't know when or if we get 13-year cicadas
	6:25pm Laminda: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:24 We'll see Brood XIV in 2025!
	6:25pm dale: peeing on stage seems to be just part of the act. nypost.com...
	6:25pm Mister Dobalina: Cicadas remind of Zorak for some reason.
	6:25pm coelacanth∅: i took many recordings of the cicadas in 2013, so 2030 is cemented in my memory as my next opportunity
	6:25pm Jay*Rock: There’s so much to update they know Barack Obama is the president because they know that there’s a two-term limit can leave no that’s not a surprise I know you’re right OK you’re wasting your breath. He became president in 2008. That’s when he was elected for the first time yes for 2009 right OK so he would’ve you’re right when the cicadas want to sleep Obama would’ve been president for two years while he was real like that they should know that you’re not gonna believe who
	6:26pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:25 oh that's good news!
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:23 Some areas of the Deep South/Texas/Oklahoma are getting both - it's not likely both of the broods will be out in NY state.
	6:27pm Laminda: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:26 None in NY/NJ this year, and we don't get 13-year broods at all
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Oh BULL, Andy! You're a superstar again! Recent "Monk" movie!!
	6:27pm sinkhole near my home: Matt: I can’t remember if I first heard Rev. Billy via WFMU or not. Clay would enjoy Rev. Billy. I’ll see if I can find the archive.
	6:27pm Mister Dobalina: What was the closing song at Neil Young show yesterday?
	6:27pm Jay*Rock: And then will open up the call so that the colors can tell it on the big news in my life Lindsay and I’m gonna talk to the cicadas for you and for your iPad number because I had seven branches in 2006 2011 that’s a lot of branches my family my family loves sex who is the
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Laminda @6:27 Thanks, you've got a lot of good cicada facts!
	6:28pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:26 yeah, she's probably half-listening to some npr radio show and thinks it's happening EVERYWHERE!
	6:28pm Jay*Rock: Sounds like affirmative action programs for your great I’m not following it is kind of like I don’t quite understand. Are you mad at me by Freebird?
	🚂 6:29pm PMD: Andy's had a lot of caffeine. Or something.
	6:29pm dale: next 7sd premium, a name that stain clothe diaper.
	6:29pm dale: ↳ PMD @6:29 caffeinated gum.
	6:29pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:27 oh is XIV a 1-year brood?
	6:29pm Laminda: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:27 lol, I could talk about cicadas for days
	6:30pm Ciggy: 007
	🚂 6:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: Dagobah
	6:30pm Laminda: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:29 They're a 17-year brood, they last appeared in 2008
	🚂 6:31pm DjLorraine: ↳ dale @6:21 Ha
	6:31pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Dana Gould had a bit in which John Lennon reveals that he and Paul McCartney 'once had sex with a cicada-bug' who was very annoyed when he told her that the Beatles don't need a clarinetist.
	6:31pm coelacanth∅: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:29 (i can't look stuff up on this computer)
	6:31pm Roberto: "You're in us"
	6:31pm (((Murakami Whywolf): Dana Gould had a bit in which John Lennon reveals that he and Paul McCartney 'once had sex with a cicada-bug' who was very annoyed when he told her that the Beatles don't need a clarinetist.
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: RIP Bil Keane - now his zombie ghost haunts "Little Billy" as he makes the comic.
	6:34pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Laminda @6:30 oh a different 17-yeah brood. we don't get that one up north, (or at least haven't in the past)
	6:35pm Listener Robert: For those who've been in Albert Hall and Robert Hall, which was more impressive?
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: "I only come out every 17 years - but when I do, Jack!"
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Listener Robert @6:35 Well, how many holes does it take to fill Robert Hall??
	6:36pm HyperDose: Love how fast this show goes off the rails
	6:37pm Fredericks: I bet those rich guys could have a special pee catching device made.
	6:37pm Folsom: Abe Vigoda died.
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: Whitney Houston "alive and well and healthy"
	6:38pm dale: underpants bomber had nasty white briefs. if there's a chance i could be caught alive with a bomb in my underpants they would be stylish, maybe a fun christmas print, definitely a boxer brief cut...
	6:38pm coelacanth∅: queen Elizabeth was alive then, as was Lemmy
	6:38pm RayL: The entire cast of Saved by the Bell has crossed the rainbow bridge. Sorry, cicadas.
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: "Put a lot of love in your trophy!!"
	6:39pm dale: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:38 the archduke of ferdinand was still kicking.
	6:40pm coelacanth∅: ↳ dale @6:39 and george bush sr, if you can call that "alive"
	6:40pm Marie in Chicago: I think Neil peeing and poohing on stage is very brave
	6:41pm Marie in Chicago: I love that pic of Andy and his sign
	🚂 6:41pm Ken From Hyde Park: A big container ship crashed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore and collapsed it.
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: Sting NOT making a good rock opera?! Are we talking about the same musician Sting, here?!?!
	6:42pm dale: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:40 read my lips - no new peeing.
	6:42pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:41 even last year's broods didn't see that coming
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:41 I was at Fort McHenry in Oct 2022, and I found a couple photos I took of the harbor that showed the bridge! Historic, it's no more.
	6:43pm coelacanth∅: ↳ dale @6:42 haha! (as he sat in a puddle)
	6:44pm Marie in Chicago: can a meat thermometer measure the earth?
	6:44pm RayL: Do the cicadas know that Donald Trump was elected potus?
	6:44pm Folsom: The missed the show The Good Cop
	🚂 6:44pm Ken From Hyde Park: Believe it or not, Rudy Guliani is not a mayor in 2024.
	6:44pm PaulRobeson1924: Edward Snowden?! NO! NO! YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY!
	🚂 6:45pm DjLorraine: I once climbed a tree a caught a cicada. I miss climbing trees.
	6:45pm Noel: Zachary quoted Endgame.
	🚂 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:43 Yipes, hard to imagine.
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:40 "What kind of stew do you have today?" frinkiac.com...
	🚂 6:45pm PMD: Ken tried.
	6:45pm sinkhole near my home: Hahahaha!
	6:46pm Penelope: Oh, do the cicadas know that the US rejected a great female candidate for president and elected instead a total criminal psycho because they are sexist?
	6:47pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ PaulRobeson1924 @6:44 While I'm at this site... ;) frinkiac.com...
	6:47pm Ciggy: The reintroduction of the Martingale gambling Method
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: Offended Andy.
	6:47pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Penelope @6:46 the cicadas know all
	6:47pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Penelope @6:46 The criminal you're talking about NEVER WAS ELECTED!!!
	🚂 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:45 I use that stew gag every time I'm at a fast food place.
	6:48pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:45 'wish i could click that link now but i'll check it out later on my other computer
	6:48pm RayL: ↳ Penelope @6:46 Not all cicadas are huge Nikki Haley fans, Penelope.
	6:48pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:48 😄
	6:48pm Jay*Rock: Leaving regards of your fire on the air. Hi thanks for calling. I was my wife is Beth. No there’s nobody there. Oh yeah you are you’re on the ear. Hi
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ coelacanth∅ @6:48 Check it later. But no big surprise. "It delivers what it promises." 😉
	🚂 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Penelope @6:46 Maybe if she had shot her little dog. <eyeroll>
	6:50pm Penelope: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:47 you've heard of the electoral system?
	6:51pm Roberto: What's a "nearalogical" problem?
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Roberto @6:51 A logical fallacy, that's near logic - but doesn't match up..
	6:52pm Ciggy: Illi•noise
	🚂 6:52pm PMD: Am I hearing an echo because Ken is connected via phone too?
	6:52pm coelacanth∅: there're cicadas every year there, just not as many (and their sounds are somewhat different but only if you listen)
	6:53pm Hunterian: ↳ PMD @6:52 No one's telling Ken about the feedback. Classic.
	6:54pm dale: ↳ Penelope @6:46 he probably called them locusts because woody guthrie did a locust song. maybe...
	6:54pm Barbie: www.imdb.com...
	6:54pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Penelope @6:50 O my! The things people hear of and yet believe!
	6:54pm Aqui: Potata Cicada Tomata
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: "Tooth de-cay-da / Brood ci-cay-das"
	6:54pm PaulRobeson1924: ↳ Folsom @6:44 “Cop sucker”
	6:55pm Roberto: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:51 On point.
	6:55pm newton: tell the cicadas about bitcoin
	🚂 6:55pm Ken From Hyde Park: Micky Dolentz is the last remaining Monkee.
	6:56pm coelacanth∅: and Billy Preston, the 5th beatle, was still among us
	6:56pm Matt from Springfield: Yes, the "Get Back" doco is a positive development of the last 13 years.
	6:57pm dale: didn't paul's second wife throw her fake leg at the audience on dancing with the spouses of the stars?
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: (and George Martin)
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: anyway cicadas and beetles coexist fine
	6:57pm newton: Sometimes incorrectly referred to as locusts, cicadas are true bugs in the order Hemiptera. Locusts are the swarming phase of a short-horned grasshopper in the family Acrididae in the order Orthoptera. Cicadas sing primarily during the day.
	🚂 6:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: There was the tragic Bob Dylan hot air balloon accident. I forget what year that took place.
	6:59pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:58 Thank you!
	6:59pm dale: DO A SHOT!
	6:59pm coelacanth∅: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:58 and the Ken Freedman balloon accident
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: "You're doing God's work, honey!" And bees make God's honey, for work!
	7:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken! Thanks Andy!
	7:00pm listener 126464: Loved the show.
	7:00pm HyperDose: Thanks boys. Moist show!
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: Fun show! THANKS Ken & Andy! Have a good night, everyone!
	1:12pm Lizardner Dave !: "Greensdale"?

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from May 15, 2024

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