WFMU: Professor Dum Dum's Lab: Playlist from September 20, 2023

Listener comments!
	9:02am JG: Merciful Fate=Heaviest band ever
	9:02am Triple G: Hello Professor and fellow dum dums out there
	9:02am winston legthigh: are we really doing this?
	9:03am Handy Haversack: Morning, Prof, all.
	9:03am Krys O.: Greetings! Getting ready for today's lesson.
	9:03am PKNY: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" YASSSSSS! \,,/(_)\,,/
	9:03am chuck friendly: Yes!
	9:04am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" I think we just shifted into 2nd gear.
	9:04am Bill Zebub: We shall have fun with jesus today
	9:04am Charles in Chicago: ♚◆!
	9:05am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" Hell yes! Literally.
	9:05am Philip: right on
	9:06am JG: Against every physical instinct I have upon hearing Merciful Fate ( for the first time on FMU), I had to turn it down instead of cranking it, because my mom is over. I so wanna bang my head to this , but I can't do that to her. I hope she appreciates my sacrifice.
	9:06am velvet frog: This is an auspicious beginning!
	9:06am sydnius: I reside happily in Satan’s Summer for several more days
	9:06am Mr. Pumpy: My period 2 class is in a class meeting in the auditorium, and I'm glad I got to jump on to hear the King and Co. Hail Satan!
	9:07am Barney Grubbs: Bitte, Herr Doktor Professor, werfen Sie nicht meine Mutter aus dem Fenster!
	9:07am AnAnonymousParty: 3rd gear.
	9:08am Asheville Jon: my hair isn't big enough to be listening to this
	9:08am winston legthigh: its never too early for a mosh pit.
	9:08am Bill Zebub: When I drive, I fahrt
	9:08am dday: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" I ride with Satan's Helper's www.youtube.com...
	9:08am Charles in Chicago: The guitarist wrote this one, can ya believe it
	9:08am PKNY: ↳ JG @9:06 There was a whole show a few years ago dedicated to King and Mercyful Fate --> wfmu.org...
	9:08am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" I should also state that Melissa may have what is my favorite album cover. Amazing in so many ways.
	9:09am Mr. Pumpy: That Denner/Sherman combo. Yes please!
	9:09am PaulRobeson1923: Morninggggggggggg
	9:09am JG: ↳ PKNY @9:08 PKNY- Thanks ! I'm gonna listen to that one day. Loud
	9:10am G: First show in archive: May 11, 2003: Professor Dum Dum Filled in for Small Change.
	9:10am gauche knee: 🤘🏾💕
	9:11am Mr. Pumpy: RIP Timi Hansen
	9:11am Mr. Pumpy: My students can return at any moment. We ARE hearing the rest of this.
	9:13am jon d: Wow! Professor dum dum!
	9:14am JG: ↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:11 Oh no
	9:14am PKNY: This went down during the fill-in for Olivia on Monday: wfmu.org... Celtic Frost and Bathory, back to back! I'm all for a new rule: any weekday fill-in must bring the metal
	9:15am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ PKNY @9:14 I second this rule.
	9:15am dday: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" My brother in law at the time (80's) tried to get Mercyful Fate to play The State Theater in Port Jervis,NY since we had a great relationship with the people at Megaforce at the time. Couldn't pull it off
	9:15am JG: ↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:11 I see it was a while back. Didn't know
	9:19am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:15 all hail marsha and jonny z \m/
	9:19am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ JG @9:15 Yeah, before the pandemic. Cancer got him.
	9:20am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ winston legthigh @9:19 Handy may remember I named one of my gaming characters John Zazula in his honor.
	9:20am PKNY: ↳ Song: "The Sky over" by "Void of Silence" Gotta say that this style of metal usually in my wheelhouse, but this Void of Silence is pretty damn good.
	9:21am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:19 and Harold & Shari :) They all were good friends
	9:21am PKNY: ↳ PKNY @9:20 isn't usually in my wheelhouse
	9:21am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ PKNY @9:20 So you like a bit of funeral doom in your coffee today, eh?
	9:22am Edgar from Maine: ↳ PKNY @9:21 There is no 'wheelhouse' in metal!
	9:22am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:21 and good people who cared deeply about musicians and not just about the money which is sadly rare in the record industry.
	9:23am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:19 My younger brother's band Tortured Dog had 3 tracks on a mEgaforce compilation called "Born to Metalize" www.youtube.com...
	9:25am PKNY: ↳ Edgar from Maine @9:22 There's only two types of metal:true and false!
	9:25am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, Professor. Broadcasting to the Void right here!
	9:25am Philip: makes me wanna hear Pelican
	9:26am Handy Haversack: ↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:20 We remember Johnny Zaz.
	9:27am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:23 were you at the 1988 megaforce records 5th anniversary party at the ritz? my first and favorite concert.
	9:27am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:22 We had a bunch from their roster perform. Overkill, Anti, Exciter, Anthrax,Anvil,Raven & a very young Metallica
	9:27am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:26 How could we forget?
	9:27am PaulRobeson1923: Jezus!!!
	9:28am stuli: where have you been Prof Dum Dum?!! About damn time!
	9:29am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:27 No. Rough times financially for me.
	9:29am sydnius: All religion is Fic†ion!!! Thanks for the Dark Ages Jebuz
	9:30am stuli: and too much fiction has become religion!
	9:30am God: My Son was Real
	9:31am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:29 iirc, ace frehley of frehley's comet fame was a no show.
	9:31am Ivan: If Jesus never existed, shouldn't the question should be how do we stop Mary from having an abortion? And didn't you do this already? at least twice?
	9:31am Edgar from Maine: The key to wisdom is fully understanding the difference between belief and knowledge.
	9:32am ?: Ken is a fascist dipshit.
	9:32am Bill Zebub: Ivan, i select this introductory topic for every sill in
	9:32am Krys O.: ↳ Bill Zebub @9:32 Dum Dum 101
	9:32am Bill Zebub: The joke is most funny when a random listener tunes in and doesn't know it is a joke.
	9:33am Random Listener: What is the joke thanks in advance
	9:34am sydnius: ↳ Random Listener @9:33 religion.
	9:35am stuli: "Moorcock's Behold The Man"is always a good read--
	9:36am LouFancy: Step 1: we have to travel back in time to find Mary and convince Mary to give birth to jesus so we can work through the timeline again and later convince.... wait.... it already happened... it's all there in the bible... Time Travelling Professor Dum Dum WAS the burning bush, this is our second time around, we are on universe V2 and it's time to finish the mission. He feels so strongly about this because he's asking us to undo his own work.
	9:37am Panther: I’m glad there are other streams to listen to on FMU.
	9:38am Triple G: "We write the scriptures of moans We spread the spawn of Despair" Ok, but where can a guy get a sandwich
	9:38am jan: I got to class late and was surprised by the substitute teacher- only one song in and I’m not feeling well . May I go to the nurse’s office?
	9:39am winston legthigh: get on the ark before it's too late.
	9:40am Mortricia: Odd ? but anyone remember who's show the guy from Yo La Tengo filled in for? I was trying to explain it to a co-worker and they wanted to check it out.
	9:41am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "Du Trefonds Des Tenebres" by "Elend" I feel like the TV is on with Monster Chiller Horror Theater in the background -I'm just listening to it working on something else, not really watching it.
	9:41am Handy Haversack: ↳ Mortricia @9:40 Ira? He's had his own show sometimes. Most recent fill-in was for Michael Shelley. wfmu.org...
	9:42am What a Fool Bereaves: Most FMU DJs seem like people being,at most, only slightly exaggerated versions of themselves , "Professor Dum Dum" has always seemed like someone trying to be their idea of outrageous, like a college radio sophomore.
	9:43am Count FLoyd: Ah-ooooooh!
	9:43am gorp: Movie trailers in 2015 be like
	9:44am Mortricia: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:41 Thanks Handy. It seems like it was sort of recent but then again, I'm getting more and more calendar challenged as I get older.
	9:45am Thatan (Printh of Darkneth): Greetingth! I would make thure Mary hath acctheth to a full range of reproductive thervitheth, including aborthion, and athk her if thee ith really ready to have a baby, and if thee can realithtically thupport the child and herthelf. It ith her body, after all. Well, that wath fun. Toodleth! Pee Etth: Pleathe play thomething from the Perc Traxth label!
	9:46am Planet Tyler: WE LOVE DUM DUM!
	9:47am Roberto: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:41 Oh yeah, what's-his-name from Yo La Tengo lolz
	9:47am sydnius: ↳ Count FLoyd @9:43 Scary boys and girls!
	9:47am PaulRobeson1923: Strawberry fields…
	9:47am ?: ↳ @9:32 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJly8Qk5sso
	9:48am Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Planet Tyler @9:46 in Dum Dum we trust!
	9:48am gorp: This guy rules. New fav!
	9:48am paddy in matawan: holy crap havent heard dumdum in soooooo long!!!!
	9:49am PaulRobeson1923: So how would you do? The H Bomb would not exist yet. That is not an option
	9:49am PaulRobeson1923: IT
	9:50am chresti: Hi professor DD show!
	9:51am Bill Zebub: Thank you for having an open mind. Not all have this outlook.
	9:52am winston legthigh: chrestikins!!
	9:52am Planet Tyler: DD gotta get back on the schedule!
	9:52am chresti: winstonkins!
	9:53am Bill Zebub: If you want Bill Zebub, the Vortex of Chaos is on Thursdays from noon-3pm on wfmu.org/sheena
	9:54am Bill Zebub: Planet Tyler, physical distance prevents my regular shows. I am a visitor this week.
	9:54am attis: Late getting on, can't believe I was missing out on a Dum Dum show. A glorious Wednesday.
	9:55am Bill Zebub: Welcome Attis
	9:56am Planet Tyler: ↳ Bill Zebub @9:54 Can't you do the remote Covid-thing? But thanks for the headups about Thurs - didn't know! Anything is great <3
	9:58am sydnius: Ich habe keine Worte. Alles ist Dunkelheit.
	9:58am Bill Zebub: Planet Tyler, I did remotely broadcast when the plague hit, but the mothership is the only place from which to spin. But I am eager to escape my hell in Shitland,
	10:01am Planet Tyler: ↳ Bill Zebub @9:58 Bill Zebub vs. Pseu's lovable grouchiness. Gonna have to toggle. And yes escape all S*Towns
	10:04am PaulRobeson1923: River of shit, river of shit 🎶 flow on flow onn river of shit🎵
	10:04am Chief Guy: Professor Dum Dum is a coward.
	10:05am Chief Guy: Where is S Land, Bill?
	10:05am NotARealDoctor: is this live or a recording of a previous show because I'm like 95% sure i remember this exact episode from like December of 2017 or something
	10:05am sydnius: second comings are for girls duh
	10:05am Megaroni: Who is this Dum Dum fella? A Ken imposter?!
	10:06am Micheal: Two Zero Nein!
	10:06am Mike H: I listen to WFMU quite a lot but moments like this really hammer home how weird of a station it can be lol
	10:06am Triple G: ↳ NotARealDoctor @10:05 it's the second coming of this episode for the first time
	10:08am Andrew Waterloo: I can imagine you'd just sneeze on him. Being dead is not a great way to develop the immune system.
	10:10am Chief Guy: Now let’s hear the Professor show some cojones and make these kind of jokes about Islam.
	10:11am Marie: I love this. Hey Prof. and All!
	10:11am Bill Zebub: Greetings, Marie.
	10:12am Mike H: I forgot to mention I am also enjoying the program. Keep it up Bill Zebub!
	10:13am Bill Zebub: Thank you, Mike H
	10:14am Stan from Matawan: Zeitgeist!
	10:14am Triple G: ↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore" That piano is reminiscent of opening of "My Little Town" by Simon & Garfunkel, which I'm sure could be metal-ified, but still doesn't solve The Jesus Dilemma
	10:15am egould: ↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore" Heavy Adam Sandler sound on these vocals. Happy Gilmore/Bobby Boucher.
	10:16am King Adam: woohoo! Hi Listeners , good stuff Professor
	10:17am MD: These lyrics are the dope!!!
	10:18am MD: BURNING UP THE GUITAR NECK!!! REVOLUTIONARY! SOMEDAY ALL GUITAR LEADS WILL SOUND LIKE THAT!!
	10:19am Triple G: ↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore" The backwards vocal track there was actually "and all you jerkoffs in Rockland County"
	10:21am iiibeat: Adam was immortal and lived with God. Satan was jealous and tricked man into death. Christ came to redeem mankind, to restore man to birthright. Of course Satan seeks destruction. He is a fucking nuisance!
	10:23am Roberto: ↳ iiibeat @10:21 Adam Sandler?
	10:24am Dave R: I missed the professor! this show is over the top in every conceivable way-love it!
	10:24am Edgar from Maine: Satan is sitting here next to me, scratching his chin and grinning. He has a big bag of souls next to him and is showing me some of them.
	10:26am iiibeat: ↳ Roberto @10:23 He might have made sandals. I guess??
	10:27am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: Holy Cow! Who didn’t tell me professor dum dum was going to be on 😡
	10:27am Dave R: once I got past the weirdness of it all this music is really really cool! I looked up some of the bands and it's 'symphonic metal". sounds like the most insane Broadway musical ever!
	10:27am PaulRobeson1923: G-D is real. Trust in the Ultimate! Baby
	10:32am Dean: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2018/02/21/satan_kmart.gif
	10:32am egould: You meant “homonym gum”.
	10:32am NotARealDoctor: ↳ NotARealDoctor @10:05 oh man this is familiar because he's done this topic like 5 or 6 times before lol
	10:33am Dean: I'd prefer Mary had given birth to triplets.
	10:33am Roberto: ↳ iiibeat @10:26 Adam the Sandler.
	10:34am Edgar from Maine: Or what if Jesus were a Siamese twin with one head and two bodies?
	10:34am Roberto: ↳ Roberto @10:33 Sandal-er.
	10:34am st Joe: I am going to hell for listening to this. yippee!
	10:35am Ken From Hyde Park: 201-209️⃣-9368
	10:35am Chief Guy: Come on Dum Dum. Show us how brave you can be and mock Islam with some edgy jokes about how you would kill Muhammad. I dare you.
	10:37am egould: ↳ Chief Guy @10:35 Yeah well, that would be xenophobic or racist or something.
	10:38am pwrmnstr: ARGHHHHHH.... I would rather listen to Ken's mashups At least I can work through them. This is intolerable. For the first time in a great while, I'm switching off WFMU
	10:39am PaulRobeson1923: John Brown’s Penis needs a doctor! Mucked about with Gonno and covered up with shite 🎶The agonies of Syphilis kept him awake at night! …
	10:39am Dean: Here we go with the Immaculate Conception misconception...
	10:40am Dean: I wrote a poem yesterday that refers to a cuckold!
	10:40am Krys O.: Justin Green's Binky Brown Meets the Virgin Mary should be required reading: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:41am pwrmnstr: Dear WFMU programmers... goofy talk shows are NOT good fare for people who need to concentrate.
	10:41am Dean: Aspirin is when you want something really bad.
	10:42am Sam: This is some much-needed hilarity.
	10:43am PaulRobeson1923: Christ in actuality is a radical for LoVe and anything else you may have heard is hearsay
	10:43am Rich in Bristol: Hooray for the return of Professor Dum Dum!
	10:44am Franco Twinkie: ↳ Krys O. @10:40 You are so right Kris! Do you have the expanded hardcover, or the original floppy?
	10:44am iiibeat: 'We will be constant (what a word!) and bless the day, for whole hours too, yes, for sold long syne as we shall be heing in our created being of ours elvishness, the day you befell, you dreadful temptation!' - james joyce (finnegan's wake)
	10:44am Triple G: Instead of the toilet this week, we're breakin' the dogma and the cuckoo bird's representation!
	10:45am Sam: There once was a whore named Mary Whose ugly fetus was scary She wanted it killed But when she saw the bill She kept it and named it Gary
	10:45am CatMan: Professor. Are you related to Kurt Waldheim, Jr?
	10:46am Matt formerly jetboy: Better to mock the locally dominant religion than Muslims. Christianity has f’d up so much over the course of history there is plenty to mock.
	10:46am CC: Had a bad day yesterday. Needed something to lift my spirits, and that call was just it. Thank you!
	10:46am DougiesCherryPie: Freeform radio? it's called Soundcloud. I don't get this show.
	10:50am Chief Guy: But that’s not the point Matt. The point is that Professor Dum Dum is a coward and won’t insult people he fears might do something to him.
	10:53am Sam: ↳ Song: "Wayward Souls" by "Communic" Beautiful!
	10:54am Krys O.: ↳ Franco Twinkie @10:44 Hi, Franco! No, I read an original comic copy years ago when I lived in a sublet. I was raised Catholic and BB really helped me.
	10:54am Sam: A plane full of gluten just exploded. Hail Seitan!
	10:54am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: Immensely happy to hear you today professor!!! I loved it when you were on the overnight hours
	10:56am Bill Zebub: If you are interested in discovering how the myth of the bastard jesus began, look up the many lectures by Dr. Richard Carrier on youtube. I shall be interviewing him for my sheena show (wfmu.org/sheen every thursday from noon-3pm) (I will be on tomorrow but absent the following thor's day).
	10:56am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Greets all, pleasant surprise RE the fill in
	10:56am Fishtown Mike: Great show! Really missed hearing Prof. Dum Dum on these fine airwaves.
	10:57am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: As to the evil baby Jesus?? Easy tell Joesph gods penis is bigger and he satisfied Mary better than he did! Make Joesph so steaming angry he takes a knife STABS MARY TO DEATH and the baby Jesus
	10:57am bk845: @Bill Your Instagram account has been quiet lately. I can't remember the last time I saw one of your posts.
	10:58am Bill Zebub: I was on a radio show in TX (shitland) and was fired after I talked about a certain religion, ha ha. The religiosity there is frightening.
	10:58am Sam: I heard the Jesus story is a regularly recurring myth throughout many societies over the millenia. Before Jesus they had other stories that were the same, just about someone else. They were gradually adapted to fit the new guy.
	10:59am Krys O.: ↳ Bill Zebub @10:58 In Texas?! Yikes! That's frightening.
	10:59am AnAnonymousParty: I suffered an injury listening to it.
	11:00am Sam: They've gotta give this guy tenure.
	11:00am Edgar from Maine: ↳ Bill Zebub @10:58 When I was a kid, we moved from Nebraska to Texas and I was freaked out by how everyone was asking if I was saved.
	11:01am Ken From Hyde Park: In Texas, they put a lot of sugar in their iced tea.
	11:01am Sam: I hate my money so I put it in stocks
	11:01am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: ACAB. That is all.
	11:02am Planet Tyler: ↳ Chief Guy @10:35 Go away
	11:02am Franco Twinkie: ↳ Krys O. @10:54 Okay! I was forced to go to catechism after school. I resisted at first, but when I saw all the girls from the other junior high schools in the area I thought 'hmm, I think I'm going to like this!' And I did!
	11:02am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: TESTICLES!!! say it professor
	11:02am Sam: If you're a cop and you think pissing is a sex crime... that says more about you.
	11:03am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: Smear him with honey so the bees 🐝 sting him
	11:03am Planet Tyler: ↳ Matt formerly jetboy @10:46 Dont feed the trolls
	11:03am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Dum Dum! It’s been years!
	11:04am bk845: I would encourage Jesus, and tell him to hang in there.
	11:05am bk845: ↳ Chief Guy @10:50 Well, blasphemy is a victimless crime...
	11:05am jg: What a great show. Thanks professor
	11:06am Bill Zebub: Thank you for enjoying the show, jg
	11:06am MD: FI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
	11:06am SF Fred: DumDum yur SmArt
	11:08am Triple G: Thanks for a stimulating lecture, Professor. I must be excused for the day. Later, all
	11:08am Chief Guy: If it’s victimless BK, then there’s no harm in some mockery of Islam. I dare the professor to mock Islam.
	11:09am Fred and Alan: Hello Everyone Fred and Alan
	11:09am CC: Will Mercyful Fate be on the final exam
	11:10am bk845: Hail, Fred and Alan!
	11:11am Fishtown Mike: ↳ Fred and Alan @11:09 Hi Fred & Alan! Hope you're both well!
	11:11am Fred and Alan: Thanks and love to all our people at WFMU
	11:12am winston legthigh: ↳ DougiesCherryPie @10:46 listening to wfmu on the soundcloud app.
	11:14am Fred and Alan: Fishtown Mike thanks and love from Fred and Alan
	11:14am Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b: Ich bin bei Professor Dum Dum. Ich liebe die Musikliste.
	11:14am Rich in Bristol: I'd only ever heard snippets of Professor Dum Dum on Vortex of Chaos before. Very happy to hear the myth, the legend live on FMU.
	11:15am listener rick: Loving the show today!
	11:15am Bill Zebub: Listener Johnny in MA. the next song is for du
	11:15am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Song: "The Oracle Pt 2" by "Goatess" Can't listen now, just pepping the playlist. Big ups for Goatess!
	11:15am Bill Zebub: I appreciate your appreciation. I live to serve you.
	11:17am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Can we get a “goooooogle your little noodle?” And a “I throw your baby in the toilet!”
	11:20am mr_donutsu: BARRY!!!
	11:21am Matt formerly jetboy: Don’t abort me, I want to listen to WFMU
	11:21am Krys O.: ↳ Franco Twinkie @11:02 I went to catechism classes after school (public). The nuns expounded such delusional garbage like Satan is swinging from your feet under the chair that it was abhorrent. My brother was an alter boy for a long time too. The nuns used to demand his help around their residence. Awful vile people. When a new priest came to the church and asked them to do more volunteer work for charity, they decided to retire. One nun pushed me for absolutely no reason.
	11:22am Planet Tyler: Caller is kinda suggesting suicide by cop
	11:24am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Joseph was a carpenter. When you have a hammer everything looks like a nail
	11:24am Lieutenant Lambrusco: He is so ugly its so true Dum Dum
	11:24am Planet Tyler: Was there ever a modern cult leader killed by their followers instead of the other way around?
	11:24am Krys O.: I also recommend the movie Spotlight.
	11:25am P-90: “Unoriginal Sin” for the win
	11:26am Chief Guy: Buc buc bu-CAHK!
	11:27am Jack Nicholson: Like, 'fa, la-la', man.
	11:27am Rich in Bristol: fa-la-la-la-la... Never thought about that before. No wonder Professor Dum Dum is so hyped up.
	11:28am Roberto: ↳ Krys O. @11:21 "Alter boy" = a young alter cocker?
	11:28am joe mulligan: ↳ Chief Guy @11:26 You’re barking up the wrong tree dawg
	11:29am Matt formerly jetboy: Re planet Tyler- yes there was. Sometimes the cult leader “dies” mysteriously opening space for a member to step in and take over. I’m thinking specifically of the Indian cult that moved to Idaho, forget the name
	11:32am sydnius: have we finally aborted the foul fetus
	11:33am Planet Tyler: ↳ Matt formerly jetboy @11:29 Rajneesh/Osho ....but that wasnt by his cult, rather someone looking for his power right?
	11:33am Franco Twinkie: ↳ Krys O. @11:21 That's horrible! Nothing like that ever happened to me. But this did: I told my mom I was sick and didn't feel like going to catechism. I stayed home and convinced another kid to steal a can of gasoline so we could start a fire in the middle of the street. Later, while we were having dinner a neighbor called to rat me out. My mom was looking at me with bloody daggers coming out of her eyes. My father asked "Wasn't he suppose to be at catechism?" My mom put her hands on her hips and said "He said he was sick!" After that, I never missed another catechism.
	11:33am winston legthigh: thanks prof dum dum and all. stay tuned for mass at noon.
	11:34am PMD: I'm O Negative!
	11:35am Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Song: "Bloody Kisses" by "Type O Negative" Rest well, wherever you are, Peter Steele.
	11:35am Roberto: ↳ PMD @11:34 Are you positive?
	11:35am PMD: ↳ Roberto @11:35 O Yes
	11:36am Roberto: If you combine the O- blood of two people, does it become O+?
	11:36am PMD: ↳ Roberto @11:36 Negative
	11:37am Matt formerly jetboy: Re Planet Tyler - I thought it was a member who then slid into power after they moved back to India. I could be wrong. Want some kool aid? I’m having it
	11:38am joe mulligan: ↳ winston legthigh @11:33 Would be a nipper if sinners crossroads ever bookended the professor dum dum's lab
	11:38am Krys O.: ↳ Roberto @11:28 No, an alter boy is a layperson who helps the priest during mass. www.merriam-webster.com...
	11:41am joe mulligan: Once I was getting things ready for mass as an altar boy and the wine bottle was full with water. I told the priest, he came over & said, “it’s a miracle! Somebody turned the wine into water!”
	11:42am Roberto: ↳ Krys O. @11:38 r/whoosh :P
	11:42am sydnius: I’m glad I wasn’t altered
	11:43am anniepants: ↳ Song: "Bloody Kisses" by "Type O Negative" Hell yea Type O Negative!
	11:44am joe mulligan: ↳ sydnius @11:42 Another time father Peterman was so drunk he spilled the burning incense on the altar and the carpet caught fire. He tried to put it out with a paper missalette
	11:46am Franco Twinkie: ↳ joe mulligan @11:44 Wow! That's what I really liked about going to mass - all sorts of unscheduled special events.
	11:46am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ joe mulligan @11:44 Were you going to church or a cabaret?
	11:46am Krys O.: ↳ Roberto @11:42 It wasn't much of a joke.
	11:46am Planet Tyler: ↳ Matt formerly jetboy @11:37 Can re-watch the documentary...or the Documentary Now version
	11:47am Roberto: ↳ Krys O. @11:46 Pretty lame yeah.
	11:50am Matt formerly jetboy: PT - yeah, the documentary was great!
	11:51am Craig fitch: Love your show
	11:51am ryansterlingvirtue: Thanks for playing that Type-o. Made my day
	11:52am winston legthigh: its Beelzebub dummy.
	11:52am joe mulligan: ↳ Franco Twinkie @11:46 Haha yup!
	11:52am sydnius: I’m up to metaacht
	11:52am joe mulligan: ↳ AnAnonymousParty @11:46 Both!
	11:54am CC: That’s exactly how I consume poptarts every morning
	11:55am AnAnonymousParty: Somebody's blood is deluded.
	11:57am Roberto: I'm pretty sure there's been more than one mobile shoe store called "The Toe Truck." I know of at least one in L.A. in the '80s.
	11:57am sydnius: Thanks Prof. Dum Dum! Enjoyed to—day!
	11:57am joe mulligan: Dum Dum for president! Or at least the primaries
	11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Professor!
	11:58am OSS: I would just recrucify the adult jesus!
	11:58am bk845: Cheers Professor! Hope to hear your dulcet tones again soon!
	11:58am Bill Zebub: Remember to turn the other cheek
	11:58am Fishtown Mike: Hilarious show & excellent music! Loved it! Glad to hear the Prof. again
	11:59am paddy in matawan: thanks dum dum
	11:59am herb.nyc: thanks for being here, prof dum dum
	11:59am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks for the awesome fill in!
	12:00pm Eyes of STEEL: Eye, personally, am OUTRAGED by this SACKreelijus SINNING against the LORD!!!!
	12:00pm CC: Cheers to you Prof
	12:00pm Matt formerly jetboy: Great show today!
	12:00pm Rich in Bristol: Thank you, Professor Dum Dum!
	12:02pm PaulRobeson1923: Peace & Love Ya’ll! English is a tripp!

Professor Dum Dum's Lab: Playlist from September 20, 2023

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September 20, 2023

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
Mercyful Fate	Satan's Fall "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate"	Melissa	Roadrunner	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Void of Silence	The Sky over "The Sky over" by "Void of Silence"	The Sky Over	Avantgarde	0:11:04 (Pop-up)
Elend	Du Trefonds Des Tenebres "Du Trefonds Des Tenebres" by "Elend"	Umbersun	Orphika	0:28:09 (Pop-up)
Coph Nia	Sympathy for the Devil "Sympathy for the Devil" by "Coph Nia"	The Dark Illuminai	Cold Meat Industry	0:38:43 (Pop-up)
Xandria	The Nomad's Crown "The Nomad's Crown" by "Xandria"	Neverworld's End	napalm Reords	0:48:31 (Pop-up)
Rainer Landfermann	Kunstvoll "Kunstvoll" by "Rainer Landfermann"	Mein Wort in Deiner Dunkelheit		0:56:11 (Pop-up)
Satan's Host	Hellfire "Hellfire" by "Satan's Host"	Celebratrion for the Love of Satan	Moribund	1:05:07 (Pop-up)
Nevermore	Sentient 6 "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore"	This Godless Endeavor	Century Media	1:12:20 (Pop-up)
Clouds	If These Walls Could Speak	Doliu	Personal Records	1:19:16 (Pop-up)
A Forest of Stars	Tombward Bound "Tombward Bound" by "A Forest of Stars"			1:25:13 (Pop-up)
Goatess	The Oracle Pt 2 "The Oracle Pt 2" by "Goatess"	Goatess	Svart Records	1:43:05 (Pop-up)
Communic	Wayward Souls "Wayward Souls" by "Communic"	The Bottom Deep	Nuclear Blast	1:50:52 (Pop-up)
Mercyful Fate	A Dangerous Nightmare	(live)		2:02:22 (Pop-up)
Satariel	Stranger World "Stranger World" by "Satariel"			2:08:58 (Pop-up)
The 11th hour	Bury Me "Bury Me" by "The 11th hour"			2:13:43 (Pop-up)
Bethlehem	Frau Deutshe "Frau Deutshe" by "Bethlehem"	Mein Weg	Red Stream	2:25:03 (Pop-up)
Type O Negative	Bloody Kisses "Bloody Kisses" by "Type O Negative"	Bloody Kisses	Roadrunner	2:33:36 (Pop-up)
My Dying Bride	Sear Me "Sear Me" by "My Dying Bride"	Upside Down Cross	Peaceville	2:44:28 (Pop-up)
Upsidedown Cross	Upsidedown Cross	Upside Down Cross	Taang	2:56:28 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:02am JG: Merciful Fate=Heaviest band ever
	9:02am Triple G: Hello Professor and fellow dum dums out there
	9:02am winston legthigh: are we really doing this?
	9:03am Handy Haversack: Morning, Prof, all.
	9:03am Krys O.: Greetings! Getting ready for today's lesson.
	9:03am PKNY: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" YASSSSSS! \,,/(_)\,,/
	9:03am chuck friendly: Yes!
	9:04am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" I think we just shifted into 2nd gear.
	9:04am Bill Zebub: We shall have fun with jesus today
	9:04am Charles in Chicago: ♚◆!
	9:05am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" Hell yes! Literally.
	9:05am Philip: right on
	9:06am JG: Against every physical instinct I have upon hearing Merciful Fate ( for the first time on FMU), I had to turn it down instead of cranking it, because my mom is over. I so wanna bang my head to this , but I can't do that to her. I hope she appreciates my sacrifice.
	9:06am velvet frog: This is an auspicious beginning!
	9:06am sydnius: I reside happily in Satan’s Summer for several more days
	9:06am Mr. Pumpy: My period 2 class is in a class meeting in the auditorium, and I'm glad I got to jump on to hear the King and Co. Hail Satan!
	9:07am Barney Grubbs: Bitte, Herr Doktor Professor, werfen Sie nicht meine Mutter aus dem Fenster!
	9:07am AnAnonymousParty: 3rd gear.
	9:08am Asheville Jon: my hair isn't big enough to be listening to this
	9:08am winston legthigh: its never too early for a mosh pit.
	9:08am Bill Zebub: When I drive, I fahrt
	9:08am dday: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" I ride with Satan's Helper's www.youtube.com...
	9:08am Charles in Chicago: The guitarist wrote this one, can ya believe it
	9:08am PKNY: ↳ JG @9:06 There was a whole show a few years ago dedicated to King and Mercyful Fate --> wfmu.org...
	9:08am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" I should also state that Melissa may have what is my favorite album cover. Amazing in so many ways.
	9:09am Mr. Pumpy: That Denner/Sherman combo. Yes please!
	9:09am PaulRobeson1923: Morninggggggggggg
	9:09am JG: ↳ PKNY @9:08 PKNY- Thanks ! I'm gonna listen to that one day. Loud
	9:10am G: First show in archive: May 11, 2003: Professor Dum Dum Filled in for Small Change.
	9:10am gauche knee: 🤘🏾💕
	9:11am Mr. Pumpy: RIP Timi Hansen
	9:11am Mr. Pumpy: My students can return at any moment. We ARE hearing the rest of this.
	9:13am jon d: Wow! Professor dum dum!
	9:14am JG: ↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:11 Oh no
	9:14am PKNY: This went down during the fill-in for Olivia on Monday: wfmu.org... Celtic Frost and Bathory, back to back! I'm all for a new rule: any weekday fill-in must bring the metal
	9:15am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ PKNY @9:14 I second this rule.
	9:15am dday: ↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate" My brother in law at the time (80's) tried to get Mercyful Fate to play The State Theater in Port Jervis,NY since we had a great relationship with the people at Megaforce at the time. Couldn't pull it off
	9:15am JG: ↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:11 I see it was a while back. Didn't know
	9:19am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:15 all hail marsha and jonny z \m/
	9:19am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ JG @9:15 Yeah, before the pandemic. Cancer got him.
	9:20am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ winston legthigh @9:19 Handy may remember I named one of my gaming characters John Zazula in his honor.
	9:20am PKNY: ↳ Song: "The Sky over" by "Void of Silence" Gotta say that this style of metal usually in my wheelhouse, but this Void of Silence is pretty damn good.
	9:21am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:19 and Harold & Shari :) They all were good friends
	9:21am PKNY: ↳ PKNY @9:20 isn't usually in my wheelhouse
	9:21am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ PKNY @9:20 So you like a bit of funeral doom in your coffee today, eh?
	9:22am Edgar from Maine: ↳ PKNY @9:21 There is no 'wheelhouse' in metal!
	9:22am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:21 and good people who cared deeply about musicians and not just about the money which is sadly rare in the record industry.
	9:23am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:19 My younger brother's band Tortured Dog had 3 tracks on a mEgaforce compilation called "Born to Metalize" www.youtube.com...
	9:25am PKNY: ↳ Edgar from Maine @9:22 There's only two types of metal:true and false!
	9:25am Ken From Hyde Park: Good morning, Professor. Broadcasting to the Void right here!
	9:25am Philip: makes me wanna hear Pelican
	9:26am Handy Haversack: ↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:20 We remember Johnny Zaz.
	9:27am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:23 were you at the 1988 megaforce records 5th anniversary party at the ritz? my first and favorite concert.
	9:27am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:22 We had a bunch from their roster perform. Overkill, Anti, Exciter, Anthrax,Anvil,Raven & a very young Metallica
	9:27am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:26 How could we forget?
	9:27am PaulRobeson1923: Jezus!!!
	9:28am stuli: where have you been Prof Dum Dum?!! About damn time!
	9:29am dday: ↳ winston legthigh @9:27 No. Rough times financially for me.
	9:29am sydnius: All religion is Fic†ion!!! Thanks for the Dark Ages Jebuz
	9:30am stuli: and too much fiction has become religion!
	9:30am God: My Son was Real
	9:31am winston legthigh: ↳ dday @9:29 iirc, ace frehley of frehley's comet fame was a no show.
	9:31am Ivan: If Jesus never existed, shouldn't the question should be how do we stop Mary from having an abortion? And didn't you do this already? at least twice?
	9:31am Edgar from Maine: The key to wisdom is fully understanding the difference between belief and knowledge.
	9:32am ?: Ken is a fascist dipshit.
	9:32am Bill Zebub: Ivan, i select this introductory topic for every sill in
	9:32am Krys O.: ↳ Bill Zebub @9:32 Dum Dum 101
	9:32am Bill Zebub: The joke is most funny when a random listener tunes in and doesn't know it is a joke.
	9:33am Random Listener: What is the joke thanks in advance
	9:34am sydnius: ↳ Random Listener @9:33 religion.
	9:35am stuli: "Moorcock's Behold The Man"is always a good read--
	9:36am LouFancy: Step 1: we have to travel back in time to find Mary and convince Mary to give birth to jesus so we can work through the timeline again and later convince.... wait.... it already happened... it's all there in the bible... Time Travelling Professor Dum Dum WAS the burning bush, this is our second time around, we are on universe V2 and it's time to finish the mission. He feels so strongly about this because he's asking us to undo his own work.
	9:37am Panther: I’m glad there are other streams to listen to on FMU.
	9:38am Triple G: "We write the scriptures of moans We spread the spawn of Despair" Ok, but where can a guy get a sandwich
	9:38am jan: I got to class late and was surprised by the substitute teacher- only one song in and I’m not feeling well . May I go to the nurse’s office?
	9:39am winston legthigh: get on the ark before it's too late.
	9:40am Mortricia: Odd ? but anyone remember who's show the guy from Yo La Tengo filled in for? I was trying to explain it to a co-worker and they wanted to check it out.
	9:41am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ Song: "Du Trefonds Des Tenebres" by "Elend" I feel like the TV is on with Monster Chiller Horror Theater in the background -I'm just listening to it working on something else, not really watching it.
	9:41am Handy Haversack: ↳ Mortricia @9:40 Ira? He's had his own show sometimes. Most recent fill-in was for Michael Shelley. wfmu.org...
	9:42am What a Fool Bereaves: Most FMU DJs seem like people being,at most, only slightly exaggerated versions of themselves , "Professor Dum Dum" has always seemed like someone trying to be their idea of outrageous, like a college radio sophomore.
	9:43am Count FLoyd: Ah-ooooooh!
	9:43am gorp: Movie trailers in 2015 be like
	9:44am Mortricia: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:41 Thanks Handy. It seems like it was sort of recent but then again, I'm getting more and more calendar challenged as I get older.
	9:45am Thatan (Printh of Darkneth): Greetingth! I would make thure Mary hath acctheth to a full range of reproductive thervitheth, including aborthion, and athk her if thee ith really ready to have a baby, and if thee can realithtically thupport the child and herthelf. It ith her body, after all. Well, that wath fun. Toodleth! Pee Etth: Pleathe play thomething from the Perc Traxth label!
	9:46am Planet Tyler: WE LOVE DUM DUM!
	9:47am Roberto: ↳ Handy Haversack @9:41 Oh yeah, what's-his-name from Yo La Tengo lolz
	9:47am sydnius: ↳ Count FLoyd @9:43 Scary boys and girls!
	9:47am PaulRobeson1923: Strawberry fields…
	9:47am ?: ↳ @9:32 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJly8Qk5sso
	9:48am Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Planet Tyler @9:46 in Dum Dum we trust!
	9:48am gorp: This guy rules. New fav!
	9:48am paddy in matawan: holy crap havent heard dumdum in soooooo long!!!!
	9:49am PaulRobeson1923: So how would you do? The H Bomb would not exist yet. That is not an option
	9:49am PaulRobeson1923: IT
	9:50am chresti: Hi professor DD show!
	9:51am Bill Zebub: Thank you for having an open mind. Not all have this outlook.
	9:52am winston legthigh: chrestikins!!
	9:52am Planet Tyler: DD gotta get back on the schedule!
	9:52am chresti: winstonkins!
	9:53am Bill Zebub: If you want Bill Zebub, the Vortex of Chaos is on Thursdays from noon-3pm on wfmu.org/sheena
	9:54am Bill Zebub: Planet Tyler, physical distance prevents my regular shows. I am a visitor this week.
	9:54am attis: Late getting on, can't believe I was missing out on a Dum Dum show. A glorious Wednesday.
	9:55am Bill Zebub: Welcome Attis
	9:56am Planet Tyler: ↳ Bill Zebub @9:54 Can't you do the remote Covid-thing? But thanks for the headups about Thurs - didn't know! Anything is great <3
	9:58am sydnius: Ich habe keine Worte. Alles ist Dunkelheit.
	9:58am Bill Zebub: Planet Tyler, I did remotely broadcast when the plague hit, but the mothership is the only place from which to spin. But I am eager to escape my hell in Shitland,
	10:01am Planet Tyler: ↳ Bill Zebub @9:58 Bill Zebub vs. Pseu's lovable grouchiness. Gonna have to toggle. And yes escape all S*Towns
	10:04am PaulRobeson1923: River of shit, river of shit 🎶 flow on flow onn river of shit🎵
	10:04am Chief Guy: Professor Dum Dum is a coward.
	10:05am Chief Guy: Where is S Land, Bill?
	10:05am NotARealDoctor: is this live or a recording of a previous show because I'm like 95% sure i remember this exact episode from like December of 2017 or something
	10:05am sydnius: second comings are for girls duh
	10:05am Megaroni: Who is this Dum Dum fella? A Ken imposter?!
	10:06am Micheal: Two Zero Nein!
	10:06am Mike H: I listen to WFMU quite a lot but moments like this really hammer home how weird of a station it can be lol
	10:06am Triple G: ↳ NotARealDoctor @10:05 it's the second coming of this episode for the first time
	10:08am Andrew Waterloo: I can imagine you'd just sneeze on him. Being dead is not a great way to develop the immune system.
	10:10am Chief Guy: Now let’s hear the Professor show some cojones and make these kind of jokes about Islam.
	10:11am Marie: I love this. Hey Prof. and All!
	10:11am Bill Zebub: Greetings, Marie.
	10:12am Mike H: I forgot to mention I am also enjoying the program. Keep it up Bill Zebub!
	10:13am Bill Zebub: Thank you, Mike H
	10:14am Stan from Matawan: Zeitgeist!
	10:14am Triple G: ↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore" That piano is reminiscent of opening of "My Little Town" by Simon & Garfunkel, which I'm sure could be metal-ified, but still doesn't solve The Jesus Dilemma
	10:15am egould: ↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore" Heavy Adam Sandler sound on these vocals. Happy Gilmore/Bobby Boucher.
	10:16am King Adam: woohoo! Hi Listeners , good stuff Professor
	10:17am MD: These lyrics are the dope!!!
	10:18am MD: BURNING UP THE GUITAR NECK!!! REVOLUTIONARY! SOMEDAY ALL GUITAR LEADS WILL SOUND LIKE THAT!!
	10:19am Triple G: ↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore" The backwards vocal track there was actually "and all you jerkoffs in Rockland County"
	10:21am iiibeat: Adam was immortal and lived with God. Satan was jealous and tricked man into death. Christ came to redeem mankind, to restore man to birthright. Of course Satan seeks destruction. He is a fucking nuisance!
	10:23am Roberto: ↳ iiibeat @10:21 Adam Sandler?
	10:24am Dave R: I missed the professor! this show is over the top in every conceivable way-love it!
	10:24am Edgar from Maine: Satan is sitting here next to me, scratching his chin and grinning. He has a big bag of souls next to him and is showing me some of them.
	10:26am iiibeat: ↳ Roberto @10:23 He might have made sandals. I guess??
	10:27am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: Holy Cow! Who didn’t tell me professor dum dum was going to be on 😡
	10:27am Dave R: once I got past the weirdness of it all this music is really really cool! I looked up some of the bands and it's 'symphonic metal". sounds like the most insane Broadway musical ever!
	10:27am PaulRobeson1923: G-D is real. Trust in the Ultimate! Baby
	10:32am Dean: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2018/02/21/satan_kmart.gif
	10:32am egould: You meant “homonym gum”.
	10:32am NotARealDoctor: ↳ NotARealDoctor @10:05 oh man this is familiar because he's done this topic like 5 or 6 times before lol
	10:33am Dean: I'd prefer Mary had given birth to triplets.
	10:33am Roberto: ↳ iiibeat @10:26 Adam the Sandler.
	10:34am Edgar from Maine: Or what if Jesus were a Siamese twin with one head and two bodies?
	10:34am Roberto: ↳ Roberto @10:33 Sandal-er.
	10:34am st Joe: I am going to hell for listening to this. yippee!
	10:35am Ken From Hyde Park: 201-209️⃣-9368
	10:35am Chief Guy: Come on Dum Dum. Show us how brave you can be and mock Islam with some edgy jokes about how you would kill Muhammad. I dare you.
	10:37am egould: ↳ Chief Guy @10:35 Yeah well, that would be xenophobic or racist or something.
	10:38am pwrmnstr: ARGHHHHHH.... I would rather listen to Ken's mashups At least I can work through them. This is intolerable. For the first time in a great while, I'm switching off WFMU
	10:39am PaulRobeson1923: John Brown’s Penis needs a doctor! Mucked about with Gonno and covered up with shite 🎶The agonies of Syphilis kept him awake at night! …
	10:39am Dean: Here we go with the Immaculate Conception misconception...
	10:40am Dean: I wrote a poem yesterday that refers to a cuckold!
	10:40am Krys O.: Justin Green's Binky Brown Meets the Virgin Mary should be required reading: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:41am pwrmnstr: Dear WFMU programmers... goofy talk shows are NOT good fare for people who need to concentrate.
	10:41am Dean: Aspirin is when you want something really bad.
	10:42am Sam: This is some much-needed hilarity.
	10:43am PaulRobeson1923: Christ in actuality is a radical for LoVe and anything else you may have heard is hearsay
	10:43am Rich in Bristol: Hooray for the return of Professor Dum Dum!
	10:44am Franco Twinkie: ↳ Krys O. @10:40 You are so right Kris! Do you have the expanded hardcover, or the original floppy?
	10:44am iiibeat: 'We will be constant (what a word!) and bless the day, for whole hours too, yes, for sold long syne as we shall be heing in our created being of ours elvishness, the day you befell, you dreadful temptation!' - james joyce (finnegan's wake)
	10:44am Triple G: Instead of the toilet this week, we're breakin' the dogma and the cuckoo bird's representation!
	10:45am Sam: There once was a whore named Mary Whose ugly fetus was scary She wanted it killed But when she saw the bill She kept it and named it Gary
	10:45am CatMan: Professor. Are you related to Kurt Waldheim, Jr?
	10:46am Matt formerly jetboy: Better to mock the locally dominant religion than Muslims. Christianity has f’d up so much over the course of history there is plenty to mock.
	10:46am CC: Had a bad day yesterday. Needed something to lift my spirits, and that call was just it. Thank you!
	10:46am DougiesCherryPie: Freeform radio? it's called Soundcloud. I don't get this show.
	10:50am Chief Guy: But that’s not the point Matt. The point is that Professor Dum Dum is a coward and won’t insult people he fears might do something to him.
	10:53am Sam: ↳ Song: "Wayward Souls" by "Communic" Beautiful!
	10:54am Krys O.: ↳ Franco Twinkie @10:44 Hi, Franco! No, I read an original comic copy years ago when I lived in a sublet. I was raised Catholic and BB really helped me.
	10:54am Sam: A plane full of gluten just exploded. Hail Seitan!
	10:54am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: Immensely happy to hear you today professor!!! I loved it when you were on the overnight hours
	10:56am Bill Zebub: If you are interested in discovering how the myth of the bastard jesus began, look up the many lectures by Dr. Richard Carrier on youtube. I shall be interviewing him for my sheena show (wfmu.org/sheen every thursday from noon-3pm) (I will be on tomorrow but absent the following thor's day).
	10:56am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Greets all, pleasant surprise RE the fill in
	10:56am Fishtown Mike: Great show! Really missed hearing Prof. Dum Dum on these fine airwaves.
	10:57am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: As to the evil baby Jesus?? Easy tell Joesph gods penis is bigger and he satisfied Mary better than he did! Make Joesph so steaming angry he takes a knife STABS MARY TO DEATH and the baby Jesus
	10:57am bk845: @Bill Your Instagram account has been quiet lately. I can't remember the last time I saw one of your posts.
	10:58am Bill Zebub: I was on a radio show in TX (shitland) and was fired after I talked about a certain religion, ha ha. The religiosity there is frightening.
	10:58am Sam: I heard the Jesus story is a regularly recurring myth throughout many societies over the millenia. Before Jesus they had other stories that were the same, just about someone else. They were gradually adapted to fit the new guy.
	10:59am Krys O.: ↳ Bill Zebub @10:58 In Texas?! Yikes! That's frightening.
	10:59am AnAnonymousParty: I suffered an injury listening to it.
	11:00am Sam: They've gotta give this guy tenure.
	11:00am Edgar from Maine: ↳ Bill Zebub @10:58 When I was a kid, we moved from Nebraska to Texas and I was freaked out by how everyone was asking if I was saved.
	11:01am Ken From Hyde Park: In Texas, they put a lot of sugar in their iced tea.
	11:01am Sam: I hate my money so I put it in stocks
	11:01am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: ACAB. That is all.
	11:02am Planet Tyler: ↳ Chief Guy @10:35 Go away
	11:02am Franco Twinkie: ↳ Krys O. @10:54 Okay! I was forced to go to catechism after school. I resisted at first, but when I saw all the girls from the other junior high schools in the area I thought 'hmm, I think I'm going to like this!' And I did!
	11:02am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: TESTICLES!!! say it professor
	11:02am Sam: If you're a cop and you think pissing is a sex crime... that says more about you.
	11:03am Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️: Smear him with honey so the bees 🐝 sting him
	11:03am Planet Tyler: ↳ Matt formerly jetboy @10:46 Dont feed the trolls
	11:03am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Dum Dum! It’s been years!
	11:04am bk845: I would encourage Jesus, and tell him to hang in there.
	11:05am bk845: ↳ Chief Guy @10:50 Well, blasphemy is a victimless crime...
	11:05am jg: What a great show. Thanks professor
	11:06am Bill Zebub: Thank you for enjoying the show, jg
	11:06am MD: FI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
	11:06am SF Fred: DumDum yur SmArt
	11:08am Triple G: Thanks for a stimulating lecture, Professor. I must be excused for the day. Later, all
	11:08am Chief Guy: If it’s victimless BK, then there’s no harm in some mockery of Islam. I dare the professor to mock Islam.
	11:09am Fred and Alan: Hello Everyone Fred and Alan
	11:09am CC: Will Mercyful Fate be on the final exam
	11:10am bk845: Hail, Fred and Alan!
	11:11am Fishtown Mike: ↳ Fred and Alan @11:09 Hi Fred & Alan! Hope you're both well!
	11:11am Fred and Alan: Thanks and love to all our people at WFMU
	11:12am winston legthigh: ↳ DougiesCherryPie @10:46 listening to wfmu on the soundcloud app.
	11:14am Fred and Alan: Fishtown Mike thanks and love from Fred and Alan
	11:14am Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b: Ich bin bei Professor Dum Dum. Ich liebe die Musikliste.
	11:14am Rich in Bristol: I'd only ever heard snippets of Professor Dum Dum on Vortex of Chaos before. Very happy to hear the myth, the legend live on FMU.
	11:15am listener rick: Loving the show today!
	11:15am Bill Zebub: Listener Johnny in MA. the next song is for du
	11:15am Mr. Pumpy: ↳ Song: "The Oracle Pt 2" by "Goatess" Can't listen now, just pepping the playlist. Big ups for Goatess!
	11:15am Bill Zebub: I appreciate your appreciation. I live to serve you.
	11:17am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Can we get a “goooooogle your little noodle?” And a “I throw your baby in the toilet!”
	11:20am mr_donutsu: BARRY!!!
	11:21am Matt formerly jetboy: Don’t abort me, I want to listen to WFMU
	11:21am Krys O.: ↳ Franco Twinkie @11:02 I went to catechism classes after school (public). The nuns expounded such delusional garbage like Satan is swinging from your feet under the chair that it was abhorrent. My brother was an alter boy for a long time too. The nuns used to demand his help around their residence. Awful vile people. When a new priest came to the church and asked them to do more volunteer work for charity, they decided to retire. One nun pushed me for absolutely no reason.
	11:22am Planet Tyler: Caller is kinda suggesting suicide by cop
	11:24am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Joseph was a carpenter. When you have a hammer everything looks like a nail
	11:24am Lieutenant Lambrusco: He is so ugly its so true Dum Dum
	11:24am Planet Tyler: Was there ever a modern cult leader killed by their followers instead of the other way around?
	11:24am Krys O.: I also recommend the movie Spotlight.
	11:25am P-90: “Unoriginal Sin” for the win
	11:26am Chief Guy: Buc buc bu-CAHK!
	11:27am Jack Nicholson: Like, 'fa, la-la', man.
	11:27am Rich in Bristol: fa-la-la-la-la... Never thought about that before. No wonder Professor Dum Dum is so hyped up.
	11:28am Roberto: ↳ Krys O. @11:21 "Alter boy" = a young alter cocker?
	11:28am joe mulligan: ↳ Chief Guy @11:26 You’re barking up the wrong tree dawg
	11:29am Matt formerly jetboy: Re planet Tyler- yes there was. Sometimes the cult leader “dies” mysteriously opening space for a member to step in and take over. I’m thinking specifically of the Indian cult that moved to Idaho, forget the name
	11:32am sydnius: have we finally aborted the foul fetus
	11:33am Planet Tyler: ↳ Matt formerly jetboy @11:29 Rajneesh/Osho ....but that wasnt by his cult, rather someone looking for his power right?
	11:33am Franco Twinkie: ↳ Krys O. @11:21 That's horrible! Nothing like that ever happened to me. But this did: I told my mom I was sick and didn't feel like going to catechism. I stayed home and convinced another kid to steal a can of gasoline so we could start a fire in the middle of the street. Later, while we were having dinner a neighbor called to rat me out. My mom was looking at me with bloody daggers coming out of her eyes. My father asked "Wasn't he suppose to be at catechism?" My mom put her hands on her hips and said "He said he was sick!" After that, I never missed another catechism.
	11:33am winston legthigh: thanks prof dum dum and all. stay tuned for mass at noon.
	11:34am PMD: I'm O Negative!
	11:35am Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Song: "Bloody Kisses" by "Type O Negative" Rest well, wherever you are, Peter Steele.
	11:35am Roberto: ↳ PMD @11:34 Are you positive?
	11:35am PMD: ↳ Roberto @11:35 O Yes
	11:36am Roberto: If you combine the O- blood of two people, does it become O+?
	11:36am PMD: ↳ Roberto @11:36 Negative
	11:37am Matt formerly jetboy: Re Planet Tyler - I thought it was a member who then slid into power after they moved back to India. I could be wrong. Want some kool aid? I’m having it
	11:38am joe mulligan: ↳ winston legthigh @11:33 Would be a nipper if sinners crossroads ever bookended the professor dum dum's lab
	11:38am Krys O.: ↳ Roberto @11:28 No, an alter boy is a layperson who helps the priest during mass. www.merriam-webster.com...
	11:41am joe mulligan: Once I was getting things ready for mass as an altar boy and the wine bottle was full with water. I told the priest, he came over & said, “it’s a miracle! Somebody turned the wine into water!”
	11:42am Roberto: ↳ Krys O. @11:38 r/whoosh :P
	11:42am sydnius: I’m glad I wasn’t altered
	11:43am anniepants: ↳ Song: "Bloody Kisses" by "Type O Negative" Hell yea Type O Negative!
	11:44am joe mulligan: ↳ sydnius @11:42 Another time father Peterman was so drunk he spilled the burning incense on the altar and the carpet caught fire. He tried to put it out with a paper missalette
	11:46am Franco Twinkie: ↳ joe mulligan @11:44 Wow! That's what I really liked about going to mass - all sorts of unscheduled special events.
	11:46am AnAnonymousParty: ↳ joe mulligan @11:44 Were you going to church or a cabaret?
	11:46am Krys O.: ↳ Roberto @11:42 It wasn't much of a joke.
	11:46am Planet Tyler: ↳ Matt formerly jetboy @11:37 Can re-watch the documentary...or the Documentary Now version
	11:47am Roberto: ↳ Krys O. @11:46 Pretty lame yeah.
	11:50am Matt formerly jetboy: PT - yeah, the documentary was great!
	11:51am Craig fitch: Love your show
	11:51am ryansterlingvirtue: Thanks for playing that Type-o. Made my day
	11:52am winston legthigh: its Beelzebub dummy.
	11:52am joe mulligan: ↳ Franco Twinkie @11:46 Haha yup!
	11:52am sydnius: I’m up to metaacht
	11:52am joe mulligan: ↳ AnAnonymousParty @11:46 Both!
	11:54am CC: That’s exactly how I consume poptarts every morning
	11:55am AnAnonymousParty: Somebody's blood is deluded.
	11:57am Roberto: I'm pretty sure there's been more than one mobile shoe store called "The Toe Truck." I know of at least one in L.A. in the '80s.
	11:57am sydnius: Thanks Prof. Dum Dum! Enjoyed to—day!
	11:57am joe mulligan: Dum Dum for president! Or at least the primaries
	11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Professor!
	11:58am OSS: I would just recrucify the adult jesus!
	11:58am bk845: Cheers Professor! Hope to hear your dulcet tones again soon!
	11:58am Bill Zebub: Remember to turn the other cheek
	11:58am Fishtown Mike: Hilarious show & excellent music! Loved it! Glad to hear the Prof. again
	11:59am paddy in matawan: thanks dum dum
	11:59am herb.nyc: thanks for being here, prof dum dum
	11:59am Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜: Thanks for the awesome fill in!
	12:00pm Eyes of STEEL: Eye, personally, am OUTRAGED by this SACKreelijus SINNING against the LORD!!!!
	12:00pm CC: Cheers to you Prof
	12:00pm Matt formerly jetboy: Great show today!
	12:00pm Rich in Bristol: Thank you, Professor Dum Dum!
	12:02pm PaulRobeson1923: Peace & Love Ya’ll! English is a tripp!

Professor Dum Dum's Lab: Playlist from September 20, 2023

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