WFMU: Hinky Dinky Time with Uncle Michael: Playlist from December 30, 2022

Listener comments!
	10:06am Uncle Michael: It's that time! Get your selections in for the Seventh Annual All Listener-Request program on January 6, 2023. You can submit your requests at www.wfmu.org... or you can leave them on the Hinky Dinky Time Skype inbox at (201) 204-9350. If you call, please speak slowly and clearly. If you choose to offer multiple selections, please pause between each of them. THIS IS NEW: Please back up your voice-mail request with an emailed request via the link above. You can also include a Show ID ("This is [listener name] and you're listening to Hinky Dinky Time with Uncle Michael on WFMU's Give the Drummer Radio"...or something similar...) on the same message if you wish, but please pause between your request and the ID. Thanks!
	11:55am Dean: IN ADDITION: Supply three proofs of residence from among any of the following: driver's license, passport, utility bill, bank statement, a Publishers Clearing House solicitation, or mailing addressed to "Resident." Include as well the last four digits of your SSN, your first and second grade report cards, and a letter of reference independently prepared by somebody other than an immediate family member or clergyman. All submissions must be notarized. Communications from legal counsel will be accepted.
	11:59am sinner: Let’s hear some Funky Rooty-Poots!
	11:59am Irene Trudel: Happy New Year, Uncle Michael! Fill us with Funk!
	12:01pm Andrew in Toronto: Hi there UM and all other listeners!
	12:01pm hyde: i'm not totally convinced that funktacular is a real word
	12:01pm Uncle Michael: Dean! sinner! Irene! Andrew!
	🛒 12:01pm dutchtheo: Unk! What the Funk!
	12:01pm listener james from westwood: Good final-2022 Friday, UM and all!
	12:02pm doctorjazz: Hi UM, Hinks, Dinks, Dunks, Hunks, Monks!!! (volume really dropped here after Doug's show)
	12:02pm Doug Schulkind: Volume is quite low, UM.
	12:02pm adamdoesit: Hi UM and Funky Dunks. Volume level's way down for me (HTTP stream via TuneIn). Guess I'd better TURN UP THE FUNK.
	12:02pm Irene Trudel: Yeah, the level is way lower than usual.
	12:03pm mauri: Funk it up UM!
	🛒 12:03pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: I was told there would be Fonk.
	12:03pm Listener Gregory: It ain't the volume, it's the motion, that will make your baby want to funk. Or so I have been told.
	12:03pm Gerry from Miami: Get that volume up, Uncle Michael!!
	🛒 12:04pm Mxter Baba: who wants the funk?!??!?!
	🛒 12:04pm Brian in UK: Sound is good on twitch.
	12:04pm adamdoesit: There it is.
	🛒 12:04pm Alvy Singer: Hi Uncle Michael--Excellent way to kick off the funktacular show.
	12:04pm ike-o: There it is
	12:04pm Irene Trudel: Much better!
	🛒 12:04pm dutchtheo: Louder!
	12:04pm Zipperhead7: Hi Unk! Strapped in for four hours of stank and foot
	12:04pm doctorjazz: Volume is back (bit of a shock after I turned it up, but better)
	12:05pm Gerry from Miami: Got it, Unca Mikey! Loud and clear!
	12:05pm Uncle Michael: Theo! james! Doc! adam! mauri! Rev! Gregory! Gerry! Baba! BiUK! Zipper! ike!
	12:05pm Webhamster Henry: One nation under a FUNK.
	12:06pm Pedro in Arlington: P-Funk on New Year's Eve in DC. I'll be asleep tho.
	12:06pm Uncle Michael: Henry!
	12:06pm Uncle Michael: Pedro!
	12:06pm Webhamster Henry: ↳ Uncle Michael @12:06 I saw Hail the Conquering Hero the other day and it's full of Hinky & Dinky!
	12:07pm Uncle Michael: Say wha'?
	12:07pm adamdoesit: ↳ Webhamster Henry @12:06 Love, love that movie. "Hinky Dinky Truesmith?"
	12:09pm doctorjazz: Where's the beat?
	12:09pm Uncle Michael: On the one!
	12:10pm TDK60: Hello, Uncle Michael.
	12:10pm Uncle Michael: TDK!
	12:11pm KWilde: Good afternoon!
	12:11pm Kat in Chicago: Funkin and workin
	12:12pm Uncle Michael: KWilde! Kat!
	12:14pm Andrew in Toronto: Hi there TDK60!
	12:14pm Listener Gregory: For the record, I think Uncle Michael ought to defend his dissertation on the air, and we will all submit questions as his committee. I think that would be informative for all.
	🛒 12:14pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Can we get some Band of Gypsys for NewYears ? No worries of course...
	12:15pm hyde: tough to top this one
	12:16pm Uncle Michael: hyde!
	12:16pm doctorjazz: ↳ Uncle Michael @12:09 And the 2, and the 3, and the 4, and between the 1, 2, 3, and 4...
	🛒 12:16pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Song: "Make It Funky (Part 1)" by "James Brown" Maybe no one has ever created an entire Genre of Music truly by themselves ...but JamesBrown comes closer...
	🛒 12:17pm WR: I'm still at work, but FUNK IT!
	12:17pm Uncle Michael: WR!
	🛒 12:17pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @12:16 ...all his Players of course...
	12:20pm sinner: I aint goan watch you four ours less you bus’ a funky move ONCE.
	12:21pm Listener Gregory: Wasn't Bongolia the country that Groucho Marx was president of in that movie?
	12:22pm Uncle Michael: sinner, you never know when that might happen.
	🛒 12:22pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Listener Gregory @12:21 Freedonia ...Bongolia was TheBeatles' after their drummer Bongo Marx...
	12:22pm doctorjazz: Gong through all the papers that have piled up that I should have gone through who-knows-how long ago, great accompaniment!
	12:23pm doctorjazz: Hail Freedonia!!!!
	12:23pm Zipperhead7: I saw James Brown at the National Guard Armory in Kansas City just before "Living in America" was a hit. He wore a red jumpsuit that was cut just below his nipples. On his stomach, brass studs spelled out "S-E-X." Between songs his band played the theme from "Entertainment Tonight" while he ran around shouting "Jam! Jam! Jam!"
	12:23pm Dean: P. Funk's refrain has the honor of inclusion among OED's illustrations for "funk."
	12:25pm Listener Gregory: Everything I do gon' be farty from now on. I'm just facing reality in this, believe me.
	12:26pm Andrew in Toronto: @Zipperhead That sounds awesome!
	12:28pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Andrew in Toronto @12:26 It was! The stage was only two feet off the floor and I was right up front. I stared at him for the whole 90 minutes, utterly transfixed.
	12:28pm Listener Gregory: Soul jazz records are not solely jazz.
	🛒 12:32pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Def true - the ear discerns a little something 'extra' in the rhythms of anything outta New Orleans.
	12:33pm redkayak: Happy New Year all :)
	12:33pm Uncle Michael: redkayak! back atcha!
	12:34pm spodiodi: gm, UM! i want the funk (please)
	12:35pm Uncle Michael: spodi! uncut?
	12:35pm spodiodi: and you know this!
	12:35pm Dean: I expect we'll be treated to some of that sweaty Osmonds Motown noise and maybe a track off My Life in the Bush of Ghosts.
	12:37pm Uncle Michael: For better or worse, nothing that pale, and everything is from 1968-1979...probably.
	12:43pm Kat in Chicago: @Zipp I saw JB here in Chi circa 1981, the between-show routine was the same (and hilarious to me) but we were spared the stomach studs
	12:44pm Lee B: Feelin' the funk'd up vibe and luvin' it
	12:45pm Uncle Michael: Lee B!
	12:45pm Kat in Chicago: *between-set, I mean
	12:47pm Uncle Michael: I think I saw JB last in Chicago at the Blackstone, sometime around 1984.
	12:48pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Kat in Chicago @12:43 I was also impressed by the horn players swinging their horns over each other's heads in sync. Nobody got brained
	12:49pm Pedro in Arlington: I love America because Rick James and Millard Fillmore are in the same cemetery in Buffalo, only a few hundred feet from each other.
	12:50pm Uncle Michael: It's time for whirled peas.
	12:50pm Zipperhead7: Damn . . . tracks like this are why I bought a cheap bass yesterday
	12:51pm Lee B: ↳ Uncle Michael @12:50 always!
	🛒 12:54pm WR: ↳ Song: "Anti Love Song" by "Betty Davis" Just checked and happy that this track is on the one Betty Davis album I have.
	🛒 12:56pm WR: ↳ sinner @12:20 Whoa! sinner, if you blinked you might have missed it but the J.B.s got at least a funk arm gesture out of UM.
	12:57pm holland oats: get in D goddamit!
	12:58pm Uncle Michael: hollanD!
	🛒 1:02pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Song: "Anti Love Song" by "Betty Davis" Betty Davis / Mrs. Miles Davis ...& paramour of Jimi Hendrix, not coincidentally, I cannot not think...
	1:03pm ken krimstein: cut the cake
	1:04pm Uncle Michael: ken!
	1:05pm ken krimstein: happy and jolly to ya. did not know james was so struck by the key of d!
	1:05pm Rich in Washington: Uncle Michael's the Funklord!
	1:05pm StringOFperils: Hey there, UM! This makes a nice change from the white latex.
	1:06pm Uncle Michael: Rich! SOp!
	1:11pm ken krimstein: i saw a japanese funk band playing cut the cake in the times square subway station about 12 years ago and i reawakened, or perhaps should i say, awakened an appreciation of at least one or two awb efforts. at least in its subway incarnation.
	1:12pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Song: "Do The Dog Funk" by "Isaac Clark" At first I thought he was saying "Do the Dog F*ck. Sorry!
	🛒 1:12pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Song: "Do The Dog Funk" by "Isaac Clark" Dirty New Orleans fonk from Isaac Clark. Killer stuff.
	1:20pm ken krimstein: love and haight
	1:21pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Song: "Stanga" by "Little Sister" This sounds like an outtake from "Riot"
	1:21pm Kat in Chicago: I had this single when I was a kid!
	1:23pm northguineahills: ↳ Zipperhead7 @1:21 what zipperhead said (was thinking the same thing)
	1:24pm StringOFperils: ↳ northguineahills @1:23 Same process, same scraps and artifacts and pieces. Many different bags of coke though.
	1:24pm Uncle Michael: ngh!
	🛒 1:24pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Song: "Stanga" by "Little Sister" Techno soul before anyone knew what hit them. Sly and a drum machine.
	1:29pm StringOFperils: A mighty line-up of fonk. I'm gettin' edumacated.
	1:33pm Listener Robert: Aw, shoot, I was doing work and not looking at the vid stream. Aw, who am I kidding, I was goofing off from work too.
	1:34pm Uncle Michael: George Porter Jr.'s birthday was Monday.
	1:34pm adamdoesit: ↳ Song: "Cissy Strut" by "The Meters" Used memorably in Tarantino's lovingest film, the underrated Jackie Brown.
	1:35pm StringOFperils: This is one of the many great 45s my klepto friends in middle school swiped from Kresge's, and it must have been 1969. I guess crime pays...sometimes...I'm still benefiting.
	🛒 1:35pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Song: "Cissy Strut" by "The Meters" Zigaboo, George, Art and Leo. The Mount Rushmore of FUNK.
	1:35pm Andres: Happy Funktacular, Uncle Michael and all! The work and the chores got to me. I need a dose of funk, stat!
	1:36pm Uncle Michael: Andres!
	1:37pm Uncle Michael: I was reading a recap of George's birthday party at the Filmore in NOLA and holy crap!
	1:37pm TristaC.LadyCaveBrat: DO not believe I just missed cissy strut. smh.
	1:38pm Lee B: room for some little feat here?
	1:40pm Dean: Pre-pandemic, Zigaboo made frequent appearances at the venue pretty much in my backyard.
	1:40pm Uncle Michael: Trista! Me either!
	🛒 1:42pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Dean @1:40 Consider yourself a lucky man Dean.
	1:44pm ken krimstein: spiritual fuel
	1:44pm StringOFperils: So much better than the Steppenwolf cover version I sucked on in the cradle.
	1:45pm Dean: I'm one of the few on my block who sees value in the proximity. The night Sly & Robbie played I didn't even have to leave home. They were that loud.
	1:45pm Roberto: For those of you who missed it during Pseu's program yesterday, the cat's pajamas: ibb.co...
	1:46pm Uncle Michael: Roberto!
	1:46pm Roberto: ↳ Uncle Michael @1:46 Miguel!
	1:47pm TristaC.LadyCaveBrat: @Roberto you remind me that I tuned to the WFMU to find that show!
	1:47pm Uncle Michael: What cat is that?
	1:47pm Tome: yea the Funk before disco mellowed it even !<>!
	1:48pm Roberto: ↳ Tome @1:47 My daughter's. He's an amputee and she got that to prevent him from overgrooming his amputation spot.
	1:48pm Uncle Michael: Tome!
	1:48pm TristaC.LadyCaveBrat: cannot get enough
	1:49pm Tome: for sure Uncle M. cool !<>! lovin' it !<>!
	1:52pm northguineahills: ↳ Song: "Mr. Cool" by "Rasputin's Stash" ahh, marty played this 3+ years ago...
	1:53pm Tome: !<>!<>!<>!
	1:56pm northguineahills: ↳ Roberto @1:48 wow, that's beautiful, roberto! thanks for sharing. healing vibes for the little kitty!
	🛒 1:58pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Roberto @1:45 Adorbz
	🛒 2:00pm WR: ↳ Song: "Mr. Cool" by "Rasputin's Stash" Today you made me wish I had kept my copy of this LP. Let the funk continue to flow!
	2:02pm KevinfromBayRidge: Hello all. On the beach in Southeastern DeSanctimoniousLand Enjoying your musical juxtaposition, Unc!
	2:02pm northguineahills: ack, starting next week, i won't be able to listen live again until april...
	2:03pm Dean: As usual I offered up multiple options for next week to allow you to "curate" the program. Feel free to use more than one and attribute them to, you know, somebody else: Mildred from Bakersfield, Florida Man, Bono from U2, etc.
	2:03pm Kat in Chicago: Oh yeah Rufus and Chaka
	2:03pm Uncle Michael: KFBR!
	2:04pm Roberto: ↳ northguineahills @1:56 Thanks, NGH! He's all good, she's just trying to give his hair a chance to regrow.
	2:04pm northguineahills: today's selection is giving my clicky finger a break.... b/c they came pre-clickied for my convenience...
	2:06pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:03 "Florida Man" Hey! I resemble that remark!
	2:06pm Kat in Chicago: Not THAT Florida Man, ngh.
	2:07pm Uncle Michael: "Area man"
	🛒 2:08pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ northguineahills @2:06 ...heard the Post referred to Drumpf as 'Florida Man' haha...
	2:08pm northguineahills: ↳ Kat in Chicago @2:06 meh, it's a badge, errr, cross (not getting this metaphor correct) i must carry... for the time being...
	2:09pm spodiodi: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @2:08 that's great
	2:10pm Funky16Corners: Now you’re speaking my language.
	🛒 2:10pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ northguineahills @2:08 ...pretty sure NewHampshuh here isn't even the map with a 'Man' ...so, yerknow... G.G. Allin maybe. TheShaggs...
	🛒 2:11pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @2:10 *on duh map
	2:11pm Uncle Michael: Larry!
	2:13pm doctorjazz: Been doing work, work, with a very pronounced head bop...
	2:13pm Funky16Corners: Whenever Hot Butter’n’All is played a signal goes up and I arrive on the scene
	2:14pm hyde: @RevRab don't forget Ronnie James Dio!
	2:17pm KevinfromBayRidge: Damn good beer NGH!
	2:22pm still b/p: Noticed Dean's inventory of ID proof items way up top here, and over Christmas my second grade report card -- and promotion card, BOOM! -- came into my possession after more pile and trove excavations by a family member at the mama house. I'm gonna say I don't need to present ANY other items.
	2:22pm Uncle Michael: still b/p!
	🛒 2:23pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ hyde @2:14 Yeah but nobody knows that.
	🛒 2:24pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ still b/p @2:22 My response when ID required ...'Still me ! ...Unfortunately'...
	2:27pm Andres: Punctuation.
	🛒 2:28pm WR: You could have done a 7 hour funk jam UM. Just saying.
	2:31pm Uncle Michael: Or as we now say, "a creep".
	2:31pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:03 @UM: I thought Blur answered that question 28 years ago...
	2:33pm Dean: Had to run out to buy fermented beverages for Y2K+23. When I dined at fast food chains long ago I took umbrage (not sure what that even means...) when they asked for my name to call me when the order was ready. I thought that was a cynical way to seem folksy for a big-ass corporation, so I replied, "Twelve."
	2:34pm Uncle Michael: I am stealing that, Dean.
	2:35pm Jessie: ↳ Dean @2:33 Remembering Y2K: The disaster that never happened. :)
	2:36pm Dean: The disaster was the lead-up.
	2:37pm densely: Many people worked for years to prevent that potential disaster.
	2:38pm Uncle Michael: densely!
	2:38pm Dean: Yes, but that was after many people worked for years blithely ignoring the risk.
	2:39pm Uncle Michael: You think that's easy?
	2:39pm Jessie: ↳ Dean @2:36 Remember to turn of your computer before midnight on 12/31/99.
	2:40pm Dean: True. Being as negligent as I am can be hard work.
	🛒 2:44pm WR: ↳ Dean @2:33 Trombone Shorty's older trumpet playing brother, James Andrews before he crowned himself as "Satchmo of the Ghetto" was known as Little Twelve, his father, also James, was known as Twelve. I cannot remember how Twelve came to be known as Twelve. Memory failure on my part. i.discogs.com...
	2:45pm Dean: My 16yo informs me that these days "twelve" is slang for "the cops." Like you, WR, not sure how that came to be.
	2:46pm Uncle Michael: one adam twelve...see the man
	2:46pm Dean: I mean, I can see how Schoenberg might have acquired the nickname.
	2:47pm Dean: Plausible theory--One Adam Twelve--but I bet my 16yo has no idea what that is.
	2:47pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:46 snert!
	2:47pm Uncle Michael: and does he know about Hawaii 5-0
	2:48pm northguineahills: well, gotta run, thanks, UM! have a happy new year everyone!
	2:48pm Lee B: ↳ Dean @2:47 we've always gone with the "five-o"
	2:48pm Dean: Probably not. Nor does he know about Radio Birdman.
	2:48pm Uncle Michael: se ya ngh!
	2:49pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:46 schoenberg was too serialist to go by a nickname,,,
	2:49pm Dean: Serialously?
	🛒 2:49pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @2:33 ...& everybody will wonder what number they are in line & why they didn't get one...
	🛒 2:51pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...don't take that Tone with me Arnold Schoenberg ...no, not that one either...
	2:52pm Dean: That made me chuckle, Rev. "If I've told you once I've told you a dozen times not to take that tone with me, young man!"
	2:53pm sinner: Un-cle Mike, Un-cle Mike, Un-cle Mike!
	🛒 2:53pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ northguineahills @2:49 ...a Serial offender what's more...
	2:53pm Dean: When's the four-hour march marathon? Wait, don't tell me. March?
	3:01pm adamdoesit: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @2:53 Hope we get to hear Arnold Shonuffberg and the Funky Twelve-Tones' "Mighty Moses and Ugly Aaron" (opus funky).
	3:01pm Andres: On the fence re. NYE invites. Stupidity I can manage. The tiredness, less so.
	3:02pm SeanG: LETS FUNK THIS SHIT UP
	3:03pm Uncle Michael: SeanG!
	🛒 3:05pm WR: I just checked and Ali Funky Thing, neither Part 1 or Part 2, by Chuck Cornish, is not on DJ Kim Sorise's marathon premium from a couple years ago. I'm sure there is more than enough material for a volume two if there is a demand.
	3:06pm Uncle Michael: WR, no doubt!
	🛒 3:07pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Okay ! JoeB's Shakin'Street is a repeat. I can stick wit da Fonk.
	3:08pm Uncle Michael: I'm touched.
	🛒 3:09pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Uncle Michael @3:08 ...we knew that but we loves ya anyhow.
	🛒 3:09pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Uncle Michael @3:08 ...I mean you usually stop @ 3 & stuff ...anyhow it's workin'.
	3:12pm Dean: "Albatross" is going to sound especially out of place today.
	🛒 3:13pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:12 ...'Oh Well' or 'Rattlesnake Shake' maybe...
	3:16pm Dean: "Tusk"?
	3:17pm Uncle Michael: With the USC marching band...
	3:17pm Dean: ↳ Song: "Funky John" by "Johnny Cameron & The Camerons" "Tusc"?
	🛒 3:18pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:16 ...never heard of it...
	3:18pm coelacanth∅: Greetings Uncle M and Dinksters
	3:18pm Dean: No idea why my comment linked to JC & tCs!
	3:19pm Uncle Michael: Coel!
	3:20pm coelacanth∅: so i missed 3.25 hours of funk? Funk me maaan.
	3:20pm Uncle Michael: Oops.
	3:20pm Pedro in Arlington: The DC anthem.
	3:22pm coelacanth∅: just starting my work day, if you don't count driving around looking for particular hardware. no drummer stream in the car. Thankful for the extra hour
	3:22pm Uncle Michael: glad to see you here!
	3:26pm Rich in Washington: Diggin' this extended Funky Dinky Time!
	🛒 3:31pm WR: If this is your last chance to go long, today the drummer stream is open to 7 PM.
	3:31pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Dean @2:33 When the waiter would introduce himself as "I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter," I liked to stand up, shake his hand and say "I'm Zip, I'll be your customer." Their reactions were all over the place (though I don't think they ever put hair or worse in my order).
	🛒 3:32pm WR: You know I'm just teasin' when I should be thinking what to request.
	3:33pm Uncle Michael: I'd pull out a pad and crayon and slowly write down and mouth the letters...B...O...B...
	3:34pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Uncle Michael @3:33 LOL, Unk. You are hittin' the note today, my man!
	3:36pm Uncle Michael: thanks!
	3:36pm Dean: I'm liking these restaurant service intervention ideas. Of a different order, I once went shopping for clothes, and I purchased two ties. I used to wear them fairly regularly, and I remain fond of my collection, even though I no longer wear them. Anyway, I had buyer's remorse. Spent way too much on pointless accessories. My wife and I went out to dinner that night. I wore one of the ties. The very first thing the server said as she approached the table: "That's a beautiful tie." Made my day.
	3:37pm Uncle Michael: Did you remove it and give it to her?
	3:38pm StringOFperils: This show's going off like a fireworks display of funk
	3:38pm Dean: Hell, no, not even the tip. And it wasn't one of those restaurants where they clip off your tie. It was in fact Chez Panisse, the one and only time I've dined there.
	3:39pm Uncle Michael: I was about to follow up with a tip joke.
	3:40pm Dean: To clarify, by "I once went shopping for clothes," I did not mean to suggest that I've done so only once in my life, though to meet me in person you might think so.
	3:40pm Uncle Michael: Why, are your clothes all way, way, way too small?
	3:40pm Dean: I need those WFMU t-shirts.
	3:40pm coelacanth∅: on the occasion i get complimented on an article of clothing i usually either say you want it? 20 bucks. (if applicable) or i say you can't have it.
	🛒 3:42pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Thank You ...I put this shirt on over my head myself today...
	3:42pm Zipperhead7: My former boss was blind, and when he got fitted for a suit he said the two tailors argued for about twenty minutes about which tie would look best
	3:42pm Dean: You tell me. This is the tie to which I was referring: https://bit.ly/3YZm1le
	🛒 3:43pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:42 Brings it all together absolutely.
	3:44pm Uncle Michael: "big necktie" About 1,980,000,000 results (0.66 seconds)
	3:44pm Zipperhead7: I've wanted to get a metal tie for some time but no longer have occasion to wear one.
	3:45pm Dean: I used "clown tie" on DuckDuckGo. And now I feel like I'm in pre-school.
	3:46pm coelacanth∅: around 20 years ago in a bar someone who i knew through other people wanted my t-shirt. she said 20 bucks? i told her it used to be my brother's who died fairly young. i thought that would put an end to it but she said 40 bucks. then 100. i just looked at her, trying to not look too disgusted. then she "i'll give you $1000 for that shirt. i'm serious." so i walked away from her.
	🛒 3:46pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:45 ...one dose have occasion to restrain the bastards...
	🛒 3:47pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ coelacanth∅ @3:46 ...because you said no...
	3:47pm StringOFperils: ↳ coelacanth∅ @3:46 The T-shirt that killed.
	3:48pm Andres: ↳ coelacanth∅ @3:46 Seriously something but not serious.
	🛒 3:48pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @3:46 ...really ?? All the times I try & spell 'dose' & you block me machine...
	🛒 3:50pm WR: ↳ Song: "Pick Up The Pieces" by "Average White Band" I owe AWB an apology for how much I disparaged them over the years. Their hit is a classic.
	3:50pm Dean: Now almost ten minutes before the end of the show I have only just recalled the two Calvin Harris CDs, Funk Wav Bounces, which I hella enjoy.
	3:50pm coelacanth∅: she was serious. someone who nightly spends >$100 at the pub + has a coke habit can and does do stupid shit like that.
	3:50pm StringOFperils: Ooohwweee this is some wiggly funk
	3:51pm Uncle Wiggly: YASSSSS
	3:52pm Andres: 1975 vs 1989
	3:52pm Dean: Gotta leave 'n' shake my rump to the store. Happy New Year, all.
	3:53pm Uncle Michael: HNY, Dean!
	3:53pm Dean: !
	3:54pm Uncle Michael: Ending as we began...
	3:55pm Webhamster Henry: The Mothership is ready to fly off to a new planet...
	3:55pm Andres: Always heard it as “get up on the dance floor”. Felt the funk if not the proper lyrics.
	3:56pm doctorjazz: 4 hours gone? Was a funky-good time! Thanks, UM, Happy New Year all!!!
	3:56pm Doug Schulkind: What an epic! Thanks, Uncle M!
	3:57pm Andres: A funky good time, Uncle Michael! Happy New Year, everyone!
	3:57pm adamdoesit: Thank you, Funkle Michael.
	3:57pm listener james from westwood: Thanks kindly, UM! Smooth sailing into 2023!
	🛒 3:57pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Wull that were a mess o' Fonk & no mistake. ~ TY Always DJ UM ~
	3:58pm Kat in Chicago: Thank you Uncle Michael. Good times!
	3:58pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, UM! See you on the radio next year!
	3:58pm hyde: thanks!
	3:59pm asheville jon: Thanks um happy new year
	3:59pm coelacanth∅: Thanks UM!
	4:00pm Pauly from Clifton: Thanks, Uncle Michael! Happy 2023, all!
	4:00pm Zipperhead7: Thanx Unk!
	4:00pm KWilde: Nice job UM!
	🛒 4:00pm WR: Thank you! Uncle Michael! For sending the Funk out to us!
	4:01pm Uncle Michael: Thanks everyone! Happy New Year.
	4:01pm coelacanth∅: you no longer have a phone # up (or anything) for the requests
	4:04pm spodiodi: thanks, UM!
	4:06pm Uncle Michael: ↳ coelacanth∅ @4:01 It's right there where it's always been.

Hinky Dinky Time with Uncle Michael: Playlist from December 30, 2022

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Turning over the toy box and jamming together the gloriously mismatched musical Lincoln Logs, Legos and Tinker Toys from Tin Pan Alley pluggers, pickled egg tavern weepers, lockstep soul ensembles, skinny-tie power poppers, Eurotrash ravers, moontanned art school rockers, drunken soccer anthems and anything else that seems like a good idea at the time. There are no guilty pleasures.

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December 30, 2022: Show #472: "We Want The Funk."

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year
Uncle Michael	Hinky Dinky Time Open
Parliament	P. Funk (Wants To Get Funked Up)	single (b/w Night Of The Thumpasorus Peoples)	Casablanca	1976
Ohio Players	Funk-O-Nots "Funk-O-Nots" by "Ohio Players"	single (b/w Sleepwalkin')	Mercury	1978
Ripple	I Don't Know What It Is, but It Sure Is Funky	single (b/w Dance Lady Dance)	GRC	1973
James Brown	Make It Funky (Part 1)	single (b/w Make It Funky (Part 2))	Polydor	1971
Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band	Bongolia	single (b-side to Bongo Rock)	MGM	1972
Graham Central Station	The Jam "The Jam" by "Graham Central Station"	Ain't No 'Bout-A-Doubt It	Warner Bros.	1975
Lee Dorsey	Everything I Do Gonh Be Funky (From Now On)	single (b/w There Should Be A Book)	Amy	1969
Music behind DJ: Brother Jack McDuff	The Shadow Of Your Smile	Tobacco Road	Atlantic	1967

Curtis Mayfield	(Don't Worry) If There's A Hell Below We're All Going To Go	single (b/w The Makings Of You)	Curtom	1970
Betty Davis	Anti Love Song "Anti Love Song" by "Betty Davis"	Betty Davis	Just Sunshine	1973
Earth, Wind & Fire	Bad Tune "Bad Tune" by "Earth, Wind & Fire"	Earth, Wind & Fire	Warner Bros.	1971
Rick James	Bustin' Out "Bustin' Out" by "Rick James"	single (b/w Sexy Lady)	Gordy	1979
Lonnie Liston Smith & The Cosmic Echoes	Cosmic Funk	Cosmic Funk	Flying Dutchman	1974
Fred Wesley and J.B.'s	Doing It To Death	single (b/w Everybody Got Soul)	People	1973
Music behind DJ: Grassella Oliphant	Get Out Of My Life Woman	The Grass Is Greener	Atlantic	1967

Archie Russell	Help Me (Pt 1) "Help Me (Pt 1)" by "Archie Russell"	unk.	unk.	unk.
David Camon	Keep on Doin' Your Funky Thing	prev. unr.	Moonsong	unk.
Isaac Clark	Do The Dog Funk "Do The Dog Funk" by "Isaac Clark"	single (b/w Somebody Please Hear My Cry)	Miro	unk.
The Intensions	I Don't Get Down Like That	single (b/w Can You Handle It)	Blue Light	unk.
Bobby Boseman	Astrological Soul Train	single (b/w Everything Shining Ain't Gold)	Tangerine	1972
The Mighty Hannibal	Somebody In The World For You	single (b-side to Get In The Groove)	Loma	1968
Little Sister	Stanga "Stanga" by "Little Sister"	single (b/w Somebody's Watching You)	Stone Flower	1970
Fugi	Mary Don't Take Me on No Bad Trip	single (b/w Mary - Trip Two)	Cadet	1969
Johnny Tolbert & De Thangs	Take It Off Part 2	single (b-side to Take It Off Part 1)	Jasman	1971
Music behind DJ: Cold Grits	It's Your Thing "It's Your Thing" by "Cold Grits"	single (b/w Bring It On Home To Me)	Atco	1969

The Meters	Cissy Strut "Cissy Strut" by "The Meters"	single (b/w Here Comes The Meter Man)	Josie	1969
Allen Toussaint	Goin' Down "Goin' Down" by "Allen Toussaint"	Life, Love And Faith	Reprise	1972
Eldridge Holmes	Pop, Popcorn Children	single (b/w Cheatin' Woman)	Atco	1969
Piney Brown	Everything But You "Everything But You" by "Piney Brown"	single (b/w (I'm Tired Of) Running)	Deep Groove	1969
Don Covay & The Jefferson Lemon Blues Band	Sookie Sookie	single (b/w Soul Stirrer)	Atlantic	1970
Kool and The Gang	Funky Stuff "Funky Stuff" by "Kool and The Gang"	single (b/w More Funky Stuff)	De-Lite	1973
Rasputin's Stash	Mr. Cool "Mr. Cool" by "Rasputin's Stash"	Rasputin's Stash	Cotillion	1971
Sly and The Family Stone	Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)	single (b/w Everybody Is A Star)	Epic	1969
Music behind DJ: The Noble Knights	Sing A Simple Song	single (b/w Movin' Part IV)	Cotillion	1969

Rufus Featuring Chaka Khan	You Got The Love	Rags To Rufus	ABC	1974
Wilson Pickett	Engine Number 9 "Engine Number 9" by "Wilson Pickett"	single (b/w International Playboy)	Atlantic	1970
Lou Courtney / Mr. C. & Funck Junction	Hot Butter 'N All (Pt. 1)	single (b/w Hot Butter 'N All (Pt. 2))	Hurdy Gurdy	1970
Loleatta Holloway	Only a Fool "Only a Fool" by "Loleatta Holloway"	Loleatta	Aware	1973
Con Funk Shun	Ffun "Ffun" by "Con Funk Shun"	single (b/w Indian Summer Love)	Mercury	1977
Ike and Tina Turner	Sexy Ida (Part 1)	single (b/w Sexy Ida (Part 2))	United Artists	1974
The Brothers Johnson	Get The Funk Out Ma Face	single (b/w Tomorrow)	A&M	1976
Music behind DJ: Phil Moore Jr.	Funky Canyon "Funky Canyon" by "Phil Moore Jr."	Right On	Atlantic	1969

The Fatback Band	I Like Girls "I Like Girls" by "The Fatback Band"	single (b-side to Get Out On The Dance Floor)	Spring	1978
Aretha Franklin	Rock Steady (Alternate Mix)	single (b/w Oh Me Oh My (I'm A Fool For You Baby))	Atlantic	1971
The Temptations	Shakey Ground "Shakey Ground" by "The Temptations"	single (b/w I'm A Bachelor)	Motown	1974
Professor & The Efficiency Experts	I Gotta Stand For Something	single (b/w I Gotta Stand For Something (Part 2))	Stanson	1974
Chuck Cornish	Ali Funky Thing Part 1	single (b/w Ali Funky Thing Part 2)	Wand	1974
Clarence Carter	Snatching It Back	single (b/w Making Love (At The Dark End Of The Street))	Atlantic	1969
House Guest Rated X	What So Never The Dance (Part I & II)	(the other side)	House Guests	1971
Music behind DJ: Memphis Horns	Soul Bowl "Soul Bowl" by "Memphis Horns"	Memphis Horns	Cotillion	1970

Soul Angels	It's All In Your Mind	single (b/w The Ladies Choice)	Josie	1969
Johnny Cameron & The Camerons	Funky John	single (b/w I Love You (Yes I Do) )	Lock Central	1969
Maceo & All The King's Men	Got To Get Cha	single (b/w Thank You For Letting Me Be Myself Again (Part 1))	Pye International	1972
C.L. Blast	Husband-In-Law "Husband-In-Law" by "C.L. Blast"	single (b/w Fools Love)	ClinTone	1973
The Counts	Funk Pump "Funk Pump" by "The Counts"	Funk Pump	Aware	1974
Family Plann	Shuckin' n' Jivin' "Shuckin' n' Jivin'" by "Family Plann"	single (b-side to Come Back When You Grow Up)	123	1975
Bar-Kays	Shake Your Rump To The Funk	single (b/w Summer Of Our Love)	Mercury	1976
Chuck Brown and The Soul Searchers	Bustin' Loose Part 1	single (b/w Bustin' Loose Part 2)	Source	1978
Eddie Kendricks	Keep On Truckin' (Part 1)	single (b/w Keep On Truckin' (Part 2))	Tamla Mowtown	1973
Music behind DJ: Macondo	Almendra "Almendra" by "Macondo"	Macondo	Atlantic	1972

War	Me and Baby Brother "Me and Baby Brother" by "War"	single (b/w In Your Eyes)	United Artists	1973
Black Haze Express	Won't Nobody Listen	single (b-side to Pretty Soon)	ClinTone	1971
Cyril Neville	Gossip "Gossip" by "Cyril Neville"	single (b/w Tell Me What's On Your Mind)	Josie	1969
Tami Lynn	Mo Jo Hanna "Mo Jo Hanna" by "Tami Lynn"	Love Is Here And Now You're Gone	Cotillion	1972
Average White Band	Pick Up The Pieces	single (b/w Work To Do)	Atlantic	1974
The Isley Brothers	Fight The Power Parts 1&2	The Heat Is On	T-Neck	1975
Parliament	Up For The Down Stroke	single (b/w Presence Of A Brain)	Casablanca	1974
Music behind DJ: Fleetwood Mac	Albatross "Albatross" by "Fleetwood Mac"	single (b/w Jigsaw Puzzle Blues)	Blue Horizon	1968

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Listener comments!
	10:06am Uncle Michael: It's that time! Get your selections in for the Seventh Annual All Listener-Request program on January 6, 2023. You can submit your requests at www.wfmu.org... or you can leave them on the Hinky Dinky Time Skype inbox at (201) 204-9350. If you call, please speak slowly and clearly. If you choose to offer multiple selections, please pause between each of them. THIS IS NEW: Please back up your voice-mail request with an emailed request via the link above. You can also include a Show ID ("This is [listener name] and you're listening to Hinky Dinky Time with Uncle Michael on WFMU's Give the Drummer Radio"...or something similar...) on the same message if you wish, but please pause between your request and the ID. Thanks!
	11:55am Dean: IN ADDITION: Supply three proofs of residence from among any of the following: driver's license, passport, utility bill, bank statement, a Publishers Clearing House solicitation, or mailing addressed to "Resident." Include as well the last four digits of your SSN, your first and second grade report cards, and a letter of reference independently prepared by somebody other than an immediate family member or clergyman. All submissions must be notarized. Communications from legal counsel will be accepted.
	11:59am sinner: Let’s hear some Funky Rooty-Poots!
	11:59am Irene Trudel: Happy New Year, Uncle Michael! Fill us with Funk!
	12:01pm Andrew in Toronto: Hi there UM and all other listeners!
	12:01pm hyde: i'm not totally convinced that funktacular is a real word
	12:01pm Uncle Michael: Dean! sinner! Irene! Andrew!
	🛒 12:01pm dutchtheo: Unk! What the Funk!
	12:01pm listener james from westwood: Good final-2022 Friday, UM and all!
	12:02pm doctorjazz: Hi UM, Hinks, Dinks, Dunks, Hunks, Monks!!! (volume really dropped here after Doug's show)
	12:02pm Doug Schulkind: Volume is quite low, UM.
	12:02pm adamdoesit: Hi UM and Funky Dunks. Volume level's way down for me (HTTP stream via TuneIn). Guess I'd better TURN UP THE FUNK.
	12:02pm Irene Trudel: Yeah, the level is way lower than usual.
	12:03pm mauri: Funk it up UM!
	🛒 12:03pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: I was told there would be Fonk.
	12:03pm Listener Gregory: It ain't the volume, it's the motion, that will make your baby want to funk. Or so I have been told.
	12:03pm Gerry from Miami: Get that volume up, Uncle Michael!!
	🛒 12:04pm Mxter Baba: who wants the funk?!??!?!
	🛒 12:04pm Brian in UK: Sound is good on twitch.
	12:04pm adamdoesit: There it is.
	🛒 12:04pm Alvy Singer: Hi Uncle Michael--Excellent way to kick off the funktacular show.
	12:04pm ike-o: There it is
	12:04pm Irene Trudel: Much better!
	🛒 12:04pm dutchtheo: Louder!
	12:04pm Zipperhead7: Hi Unk! Strapped in for four hours of stank and foot
	12:04pm doctorjazz: Volume is back (bit of a shock after I turned it up, but better)
	12:05pm Gerry from Miami: Got it, Unca Mikey! Loud and clear!
	12:05pm Uncle Michael: Theo! james! Doc! adam! mauri! Rev! Gregory! Gerry! Baba! BiUK! Zipper! ike!
	12:05pm Webhamster Henry: One nation under a FUNK.
	12:06pm Pedro in Arlington: P-Funk on New Year's Eve in DC. I'll be asleep tho.
	12:06pm Uncle Michael: Henry!
	12:06pm Uncle Michael: Pedro!
	12:06pm Webhamster Henry: ↳ Uncle Michael @12:06 I saw Hail the Conquering Hero the other day and it's full of Hinky & Dinky!
	12:07pm Uncle Michael: Say wha'?
	12:07pm adamdoesit: ↳ Webhamster Henry @12:06 Love, love that movie. "Hinky Dinky Truesmith?"
	12:09pm doctorjazz: Where's the beat?
	12:09pm Uncle Michael: On the one!
	12:10pm TDK60: Hello, Uncle Michael.
	12:10pm Uncle Michael: TDK!
	12:11pm KWilde: Good afternoon!
	12:11pm Kat in Chicago: Funkin and workin
	12:12pm Uncle Michael: KWilde! Kat!
	12:14pm Andrew in Toronto: Hi there TDK60!
	12:14pm Listener Gregory: For the record, I think Uncle Michael ought to defend his dissertation on the air, and we will all submit questions as his committee. I think that would be informative for all.
	🛒 12:14pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Can we get some Band of Gypsys for NewYears ? No worries of course...
	12:15pm hyde: tough to top this one
	12:16pm Uncle Michael: hyde!
	12:16pm doctorjazz: ↳ Uncle Michael @12:09 And the 2, and the 3, and the 4, and between the 1, 2, 3, and 4...
	🛒 12:16pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Song: "Make It Funky (Part 1)" by "James Brown" Maybe no one has ever created an entire Genre of Music truly by themselves ...but JamesBrown comes closer...
	🛒 12:17pm WR: I'm still at work, but FUNK IT!
	12:17pm Uncle Michael: WR!
	🛒 12:17pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @12:16 ...all his Players of course...
	12:20pm sinner: I aint goan watch you four ours less you bus’ a funky move ONCE.
	12:21pm Listener Gregory: Wasn't Bongolia the country that Groucho Marx was president of in that movie?
	12:22pm Uncle Michael: sinner, you never know when that might happen.
	🛒 12:22pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Listener Gregory @12:21 Freedonia ...Bongolia was TheBeatles' after their drummer Bongo Marx...
	12:22pm doctorjazz: Gong through all the papers that have piled up that I should have gone through who-knows-how long ago, great accompaniment!
	12:23pm doctorjazz: Hail Freedonia!!!!
	12:23pm Zipperhead7: I saw James Brown at the National Guard Armory in Kansas City just before "Living in America" was a hit. He wore a red jumpsuit that was cut just below his nipples. On his stomach, brass studs spelled out "S-E-X." Between songs his band played the theme from "Entertainment Tonight" while he ran around shouting "Jam! Jam! Jam!"
	12:23pm Dean: P. Funk's refrain has the honor of inclusion among OED's illustrations for "funk."
	12:25pm Listener Gregory: Everything I do gon' be farty from now on. I'm just facing reality in this, believe me.
	12:26pm Andrew in Toronto: @Zipperhead That sounds awesome!
	12:28pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Andrew in Toronto @12:26 It was! The stage was only two feet off the floor and I was right up front. I stared at him for the whole 90 minutes, utterly transfixed.
	12:28pm Listener Gregory: Soul jazz records are not solely jazz.
	🛒 12:32pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Def true - the ear discerns a little something 'extra' in the rhythms of anything outta New Orleans.
	12:33pm redkayak: Happy New Year all :)
	12:33pm Uncle Michael: redkayak! back atcha!
	12:34pm spodiodi: gm, UM! i want the funk (please)
	12:35pm Uncle Michael: spodi! uncut?
	12:35pm spodiodi: and you know this!
	12:35pm Dean: I expect we'll be treated to some of that sweaty Osmonds Motown noise and maybe a track off My Life in the Bush of Ghosts.
	12:37pm Uncle Michael: For better or worse, nothing that pale, and everything is from 1968-1979...probably.
	12:43pm Kat in Chicago: @Zipp I saw JB here in Chi circa 1981, the between-show routine was the same (and hilarious to me) but we were spared the stomach studs
	12:44pm Lee B: Feelin' the funk'd up vibe and luvin' it
	12:45pm Uncle Michael: Lee B!
	12:45pm Kat in Chicago: *between-set, I mean
	12:47pm Uncle Michael: I think I saw JB last in Chicago at the Blackstone, sometime around 1984.
	12:48pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Kat in Chicago @12:43 I was also impressed by the horn players swinging their horns over each other's heads in sync. Nobody got brained
	12:49pm Pedro in Arlington: I love America because Rick James and Millard Fillmore are in the same cemetery in Buffalo, only a few hundred feet from each other.
	12:50pm Uncle Michael: It's time for whirled peas.
	12:50pm Zipperhead7: Damn . . . tracks like this are why I bought a cheap bass yesterday
	12:51pm Lee B: ↳ Uncle Michael @12:50 always!
	🛒 12:54pm WR: ↳ Song: "Anti Love Song" by "Betty Davis" Just checked and happy that this track is on the one Betty Davis album I have.
	🛒 12:56pm WR: ↳ sinner @12:20 Whoa! sinner, if you blinked you might have missed it but the J.B.s got at least a funk arm gesture out of UM.
	12:57pm holland oats: get in D goddamit!
	12:58pm Uncle Michael: hollanD!
	🛒 1:02pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Song: "Anti Love Song" by "Betty Davis" Betty Davis / Mrs. Miles Davis ...& paramour of Jimi Hendrix, not coincidentally, I cannot not think...
	1:03pm ken krimstein: cut the cake
	1:04pm Uncle Michael: ken!
	1:05pm ken krimstein: happy and jolly to ya. did not know james was so struck by the key of d!
	1:05pm Rich in Washington: Uncle Michael's the Funklord!
	1:05pm StringOFperils: Hey there, UM! This makes a nice change from the white latex.
	1:06pm Uncle Michael: Rich! SOp!
	1:11pm ken krimstein: i saw a japanese funk band playing cut the cake in the times square subway station about 12 years ago and i reawakened, or perhaps should i say, awakened an appreciation of at least one or two awb efforts. at least in its subway incarnation.
	1:12pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Song: "Do The Dog Funk" by "Isaac Clark" At first I thought he was saying "Do the Dog F*ck. Sorry!
	🛒 1:12pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Song: "Do The Dog Funk" by "Isaac Clark" Dirty New Orleans fonk from Isaac Clark. Killer stuff.
	1:20pm ken krimstein: love and haight
	1:21pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Song: "Stanga" by "Little Sister" This sounds like an outtake from "Riot"
	1:21pm Kat in Chicago: I had this single when I was a kid!
	1:23pm northguineahills: ↳ Zipperhead7 @1:21 what zipperhead said (was thinking the same thing)
	1:24pm StringOFperils: ↳ northguineahills @1:23 Same process, same scraps and artifacts and pieces. Many different bags of coke though.
	1:24pm Uncle Michael: ngh!
	🛒 1:24pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Song: "Stanga" by "Little Sister" Techno soul before anyone knew what hit them. Sly and a drum machine.
	1:29pm StringOFperils: A mighty line-up of fonk. I'm gettin' edumacated.
	1:33pm Listener Robert: Aw, shoot, I was doing work and not looking at the vid stream. Aw, who am I kidding, I was goofing off from work too.
	1:34pm Uncle Michael: George Porter Jr.'s birthday was Monday.
	1:34pm adamdoesit: ↳ Song: "Cissy Strut" by "The Meters" Used memorably in Tarantino's lovingest film, the underrated Jackie Brown.
	1:35pm StringOFperils: This is one of the many great 45s my klepto friends in middle school swiped from Kresge's, and it must have been 1969. I guess crime pays...sometimes...I'm still benefiting.
	🛒 1:35pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Song: "Cissy Strut" by "The Meters" Zigaboo, George, Art and Leo. The Mount Rushmore of FUNK.
	1:35pm Andres: Happy Funktacular, Uncle Michael and all! The work and the chores got to me. I need a dose of funk, stat!
	1:36pm Uncle Michael: Andres!
	1:37pm Uncle Michael: I was reading a recap of George's birthday party at the Filmore in NOLA and holy crap!
	1:37pm TristaC.LadyCaveBrat: DO not believe I just missed cissy strut. smh.
	1:38pm Lee B: room for some little feat here?
	1:40pm Dean: Pre-pandemic, Zigaboo made frequent appearances at the venue pretty much in my backyard.
	1:40pm Uncle Michael: Trista! Me either!
	🛒 1:42pm Alvy Singer: ↳ Dean @1:40 Consider yourself a lucky man Dean.
	1:44pm ken krimstein: spiritual fuel
	1:44pm StringOFperils: So much better than the Steppenwolf cover version I sucked on in the cradle.
	1:45pm Dean: I'm one of the few on my block who sees value in the proximity. The night Sly & Robbie played I didn't even have to leave home. They were that loud.
	1:45pm Roberto: For those of you who missed it during Pseu's program yesterday, the cat's pajamas: ibb.co...
	1:46pm Uncle Michael: Roberto!
	1:46pm Roberto: ↳ Uncle Michael @1:46 Miguel!
	1:47pm TristaC.LadyCaveBrat: @Roberto you remind me that I tuned to the WFMU to find that show!
	1:47pm Uncle Michael: What cat is that?
	1:47pm Tome: yea the Funk before disco mellowed it even !<>!
	1:48pm Roberto: ↳ Tome @1:47 My daughter's. He's an amputee and she got that to prevent him from overgrooming his amputation spot.
	1:48pm Uncle Michael: Tome!
	1:48pm TristaC.LadyCaveBrat: cannot get enough
	1:49pm Tome: for sure Uncle M. cool !<>! lovin' it !<>!
	1:52pm northguineahills: ↳ Song: "Mr. Cool" by "Rasputin's Stash" ahh, marty played this 3+ years ago...
	1:53pm Tome: !<>!<>!<>!
	1:56pm northguineahills: ↳ Roberto @1:48 wow, that's beautiful, roberto! thanks for sharing. healing vibes for the little kitty!
	🛒 1:58pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Roberto @1:45 Adorbz
	🛒 2:00pm WR: ↳ Song: "Mr. Cool" by "Rasputin's Stash" Today you made me wish I had kept my copy of this LP. Let the funk continue to flow!
	2:02pm KevinfromBayRidge: Hello all. On the beach in Southeastern DeSanctimoniousLand Enjoying your musical juxtaposition, Unc!
	2:02pm northguineahills: ack, starting next week, i won't be able to listen live again until april...
	2:03pm Dean: As usual I offered up multiple options for next week to allow you to "curate" the program. Feel free to use more than one and attribute them to, you know, somebody else: Mildred from Bakersfield, Florida Man, Bono from U2, etc.
	2:03pm Kat in Chicago: Oh yeah Rufus and Chaka
	2:03pm Uncle Michael: KFBR!
	2:04pm Roberto: ↳ northguineahills @1:56 Thanks, NGH! He's all good, she's just trying to give his hair a chance to regrow.
	2:04pm northguineahills: today's selection is giving my clicky finger a break.... b/c they came pre-clickied for my convenience...
	2:06pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:03 "Florida Man" Hey! I resemble that remark!
	2:06pm Kat in Chicago: Not THAT Florida Man, ngh.
	2:07pm Uncle Michael: "Area man"
	🛒 2:08pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ northguineahills @2:06 ...heard the Post referred to Drumpf as 'Florida Man' haha...
	2:08pm northguineahills: ↳ Kat in Chicago @2:06 meh, it's a badge, errr, cross (not getting this metaphor correct) i must carry... for the time being...
	2:09pm spodiodi: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @2:08 that's great
	2:10pm Funky16Corners: Now you’re speaking my language.
	🛒 2:10pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ northguineahills @2:08 ...pretty sure NewHampshuh here isn't even the map with a 'Man' ...so, yerknow... G.G. Allin maybe. TheShaggs...
	🛒 2:11pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @2:10 *on duh map
	2:11pm Uncle Michael: Larry!
	2:13pm doctorjazz: Been doing work, work, with a very pronounced head bop...
	2:13pm Funky16Corners: Whenever Hot Butter’n’All is played a signal goes up and I arrive on the scene
	2:14pm hyde: @RevRab don't forget Ronnie James Dio!
	2:17pm KevinfromBayRidge: Damn good beer NGH!
	2:22pm still b/p: Noticed Dean's inventory of ID proof items way up top here, and over Christmas my second grade report card -- and promotion card, BOOM! -- came into my possession after more pile and trove excavations by a family member at the mama house. I'm gonna say I don't need to present ANY other items.
	2:22pm Uncle Michael: still b/p!
	🛒 2:23pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ hyde @2:14 Yeah but nobody knows that.
	🛒 2:24pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ still b/p @2:22 My response when ID required ...'Still me ! ...Unfortunately'...
	2:27pm Andres: Punctuation.
	🛒 2:28pm WR: You could have done a 7 hour funk jam UM. Just saying.
	2:31pm Uncle Michael: Or as we now say, "a creep".
	2:31pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:03 @UM: I thought Blur answered that question 28 years ago...
	2:33pm Dean: Had to run out to buy fermented beverages for Y2K+23. When I dined at fast food chains long ago I took umbrage (not sure what that even means...) when they asked for my name to call me when the order was ready. I thought that was a cynical way to seem folksy for a big-ass corporation, so I replied, "Twelve."
	2:34pm Uncle Michael: I am stealing that, Dean.
	2:35pm Jessie: ↳ Dean @2:33 Remembering Y2K: The disaster that never happened. :)
	2:36pm Dean: The disaster was the lead-up.
	2:37pm densely: Many people worked for years to prevent that potential disaster.
	2:38pm Uncle Michael: densely!
	2:38pm Dean: Yes, but that was after many people worked for years blithely ignoring the risk.
	2:39pm Uncle Michael: You think that's easy?
	2:39pm Jessie: ↳ Dean @2:36 Remember to turn of your computer before midnight on 12/31/99.
	2:40pm Dean: True. Being as negligent as I am can be hard work.
	🛒 2:44pm WR: ↳ Dean @2:33 Trombone Shorty's older trumpet playing brother, James Andrews before he crowned himself as "Satchmo of the Ghetto" was known as Little Twelve, his father, also James, was known as Twelve. I cannot remember how Twelve came to be known as Twelve. Memory failure on my part. i.discogs.com...
	2:45pm Dean: My 16yo informs me that these days "twelve" is slang for "the cops." Like you, WR, not sure how that came to be.
	2:46pm Uncle Michael: one adam twelve...see the man
	2:46pm Dean: I mean, I can see how Schoenberg might have acquired the nickname.
	2:47pm Dean: Plausible theory--One Adam Twelve--but I bet my 16yo has no idea what that is.
	2:47pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:46 snert!
	2:47pm Uncle Michael: and does he know about Hawaii 5-0
	2:48pm northguineahills: well, gotta run, thanks, UM! have a happy new year everyone!
	2:48pm Lee B: ↳ Dean @2:47 we've always gone with the "five-o"
	2:48pm Dean: Probably not. Nor does he know about Radio Birdman.
	2:48pm Uncle Michael: se ya ngh!
	2:49pm northguineahills: ↳ Dean @2:46 schoenberg was too serialist to go by a nickname,,,
	2:49pm Dean: Serialously?
	🛒 2:49pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @2:33 ...& everybody will wonder what number they are in line & why they didn't get one...
	🛒 2:51pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...don't take that Tone with me Arnold Schoenberg ...no, not that one either...
	2:52pm Dean: That made me chuckle, Rev. "If I've told you once I've told you a dozen times not to take that tone with me, young man!"
	2:53pm sinner: Un-cle Mike, Un-cle Mike, Un-cle Mike!
	🛒 2:53pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ northguineahills @2:49 ...a Serial offender what's more...
	2:53pm Dean: When's the four-hour march marathon? Wait, don't tell me. March?
	3:01pm adamdoesit: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @2:53 Hope we get to hear Arnold Shonuffberg and the Funky Twelve-Tones' "Mighty Moses and Ugly Aaron" (opus funky).
	3:01pm Andres: On the fence re. NYE invites. Stupidity I can manage. The tiredness, less so.
	3:02pm SeanG: LETS FUNK THIS SHIT UP
	3:03pm Uncle Michael: SeanG!
	🛒 3:05pm WR: I just checked and Ali Funky Thing, neither Part 1 or Part 2, by Chuck Cornish, is not on DJ Kim Sorise's marathon premium from a couple years ago. I'm sure there is more than enough material for a volume two if there is a demand.
	3:06pm Uncle Michael: WR, no doubt!
	🛒 3:07pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Okay ! JoeB's Shakin'Street is a repeat. I can stick wit da Fonk.
	3:08pm Uncle Michael: I'm touched.
	🛒 3:09pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Uncle Michael @3:08 ...we knew that but we loves ya anyhow.
	🛒 3:09pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Uncle Michael @3:08 ...I mean you usually stop @ 3 & stuff ...anyhow it's workin'.
	3:12pm Dean: "Albatross" is going to sound especially out of place today.
	🛒 3:13pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:12 ...'Oh Well' or 'Rattlesnake Shake' maybe...
	3:16pm Dean: "Tusk"?
	3:17pm Uncle Michael: With the USC marching band...
	3:17pm Dean: ↳ Song: "Funky John" by "Johnny Cameron & The Camerons" "Tusc"?
	🛒 3:18pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:16 ...never heard of it...
	3:18pm coelacanth∅: Greetings Uncle M and Dinksters
	3:18pm Dean: No idea why my comment linked to JC & tCs!
	3:19pm Uncle Michael: Coel!
	3:20pm coelacanth∅: so i missed 3.25 hours of funk? Funk me maaan.
	3:20pm Uncle Michael: Oops.
	3:20pm Pedro in Arlington: The DC anthem.
	3:22pm coelacanth∅: just starting my work day, if you don't count driving around looking for particular hardware. no drummer stream in the car. Thankful for the extra hour
	3:22pm Uncle Michael: glad to see you here!
	3:26pm Rich in Washington: Diggin' this extended Funky Dinky Time!
	🛒 3:31pm WR: If this is your last chance to go long, today the drummer stream is open to 7 PM.
	3:31pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Dean @2:33 When the waiter would introduce himself as "I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter," I liked to stand up, shake his hand and say "I'm Zip, I'll be your customer." Their reactions were all over the place (though I don't think they ever put hair or worse in my order).
	🛒 3:32pm WR: You know I'm just teasin' when I should be thinking what to request.
	3:33pm Uncle Michael: I'd pull out a pad and crayon and slowly write down and mouth the letters...B...O...B...
	3:34pm Zipperhead7: ↳ Uncle Michael @3:33 LOL, Unk. You are hittin' the note today, my man!
	3:36pm Uncle Michael: thanks!
	3:36pm Dean: I'm liking these restaurant service intervention ideas. Of a different order, I once went shopping for clothes, and I purchased two ties. I used to wear them fairly regularly, and I remain fond of my collection, even though I no longer wear them. Anyway, I had buyer's remorse. Spent way too much on pointless accessories. My wife and I went out to dinner that night. I wore one of the ties. The very first thing the server said as she approached the table: "That's a beautiful tie." Made my day.
	3:37pm Uncle Michael: Did you remove it and give it to her?
	3:38pm StringOFperils: This show's going off like a fireworks display of funk
	3:38pm Dean: Hell, no, not even the tip. And it wasn't one of those restaurants where they clip off your tie. It was in fact Chez Panisse, the one and only time I've dined there.
	3:39pm Uncle Michael: I was about to follow up with a tip joke.
	3:40pm Dean: To clarify, by "I once went shopping for clothes," I did not mean to suggest that I've done so only once in my life, though to meet me in person you might think so.
	3:40pm Uncle Michael: Why, are your clothes all way, way, way too small?
	3:40pm Dean: I need those WFMU t-shirts.
	3:40pm coelacanth∅: on the occasion i get complimented on an article of clothing i usually either say you want it? 20 bucks. (if applicable) or i say you can't have it.
	🛒 3:42pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Thank You ...I put this shirt on over my head myself today...
	3:42pm Zipperhead7: My former boss was blind, and when he got fitted for a suit he said the two tailors argued for about twenty minutes about which tie would look best
	3:42pm Dean: You tell me. This is the tie to which I was referring: https://bit.ly/3YZm1le
	🛒 3:43pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:42 Brings it all together absolutely.
	3:44pm Uncle Michael: "big necktie" About 1,980,000,000 results (0.66 seconds)
	3:44pm Zipperhead7: I've wanted to get a metal tie for some time but no longer have occasion to wear one.
	3:45pm Dean: I used "clown tie" on DuckDuckGo. And now I feel like I'm in pre-school.
	3:46pm coelacanth∅: around 20 years ago in a bar someone who i knew through other people wanted my t-shirt. she said 20 bucks? i told her it used to be my brother's who died fairly young. i thought that would put an end to it but she said 40 bucks. then 100. i just looked at her, trying to not look too disgusted. then she "i'll give you $1000 for that shirt. i'm serious." so i walked away from her.
	🛒 3:46pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Dean @3:45 ...one dose have occasion to restrain the bastards...
	🛒 3:47pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ coelacanth∅ @3:46 ...because you said no...
	3:47pm StringOFperils: ↳ coelacanth∅ @3:46 The T-shirt that killed.
	3:48pm Andres: ↳ coelacanth∅ @3:46 Seriously something but not serious.
	🛒 3:48pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ↳ Revolution Rabbit Nov63 @3:46 ...really ?? All the times I try & spell 'dose' & you block me machine...
	🛒 3:50pm WR: ↳ Song: "Pick Up The Pieces" by "Average White Band" I owe AWB an apology for how much I disparaged them over the years. Their hit is a classic.
	3:50pm Dean: Now almost ten minutes before the end of the show I have only just recalled the two Calvin Harris CDs, Funk Wav Bounces, which I hella enjoy.
	3:50pm coelacanth∅: she was serious. someone who nightly spends >$100 at the pub + has a coke habit can and does do stupid shit like that.
	3:50pm StringOFperils: Ooohwweee this is some wiggly funk
	3:51pm Uncle Wiggly: YASSSSS
	3:52pm Andres: 1975 vs 1989
	3:52pm Dean: Gotta leave 'n' shake my rump to the store. Happy New Year, all.
	3:53pm Uncle Michael: HNY, Dean!
	3:53pm Dean: !
	3:54pm Uncle Michael: Ending as we began...
	3:55pm Webhamster Henry: The Mothership is ready to fly off to a new planet...
	3:55pm Andres: Always heard it as “get up on the dance floor”. Felt the funk if not the proper lyrics.
	3:56pm doctorjazz: 4 hours gone? Was a funky-good time! Thanks, UM, Happy New Year all!!!
	3:56pm Doug Schulkind: What an epic! Thanks, Uncle M!
	3:57pm Andres: A funky good time, Uncle Michael! Happy New Year, everyone!
	3:57pm adamdoesit: Thank you, Funkle Michael.
	3:57pm listener james from westwood: Thanks kindly, UM! Smooth sailing into 2023!
	🛒 3:57pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Wull that were a mess o' Fonk & no mistake. ~ TY Always DJ UM ~
	3:58pm Kat in Chicago: Thank you Uncle Michael. Good times!
	3:58pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, UM! See you on the radio next year!
	3:58pm hyde: thanks!
	3:59pm asheville jon: Thanks um happy new year
	3:59pm coelacanth∅: Thanks UM!
	4:00pm Pauly from Clifton: Thanks, Uncle Michael! Happy 2023, all!
	4:00pm Zipperhead7: Thanx Unk!
	4:00pm KWilde: Nice job UM!
	🛒 4:00pm WR: Thank you! Uncle Michael! For sending the Funk out to us!
	4:01pm Uncle Michael: Thanks everyone! Happy New Year.
	4:01pm coelacanth∅: you no longer have a phone # up (or anything) for the requests
	4:04pm spodiodi: thanks, UM!
	4:06pm Uncle Michael: ↳ coelacanth∅ @4:01 It's right there where it's always been.

Hinky Dinky Time with Uncle Michael: Playlist from December 30, 2022

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