WFMU: The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from July 24, 2022

Listener comments!
	9:00pm Doop: I'm here, just not freaky
	🧂 9:01pm chresti: Hi arb and arbsurdistanis!
	🧂 9:01pm solo mon: Ourobouros night!
	9:02pm flannery: hello! arbitrarium surprise
	9:02pm arb: Hi bandits!
	9:02pm spodiodi: aloha, President arb and Arbsurdistanis!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hell yeah arb missed this show!!!
	9:02pm doctorjazz: Arbitrary Hello!
	9:03pm Little Danny: listening but working :(
	9:03pm arb: Hello Doop!!
	9:03pm arb: Hi Chresti!!
	🧂 9:04pm Aitch: Viva L'Arb!
	9:04pm arb: Hi Solouroouros!!
	9:04pm arb: Hi Flannery!!!
	9:05pm arb: Hi Spodiodi!!
	9:05pm flannery: two songs in and i love both of them??? dang
	9:05pm arb: Hi Little Danny!!
	🧂 9:05pm solo mon: Oops Arberries!
	9:05pm arb: Building a tower of hellos to all my favorite peeps!
	9:06pm arb: Hi doctorjazz!!
	9:06pm Ridonkulous: Hheee Hhaww!
	🧂 9:06pm WR: Working here boss. But The Arbitrarium on the speakers at high volume.
	9:06pm arb: Hi Aitch!!
	9:06pm arb: Hi Ridonkulous!!
	🧂 9:06pm Aitch: Red flags flying
	9:06pm arb: Hi WR!!
	9:07pm Listener Gregory: This is not creepy at all.
	🧂 9:07pm Mxter Baba: Put me in your hello Jenga, please!!!!
	9:08pm arb: Hi Listener Gregory!!
	9:08pm Little Danny: whoa this rules
	9:08pm flannery: damn
	9:08pm arb: Hi Mxter Baba!!
	9:08pm arb: no one can leave or the jenga will topple and I'll have a big mess of red flags to clean up
	9:09pm Little Danny: if i see something i say something
	9:09pm arb: no unattended backpacks either!
	🧂 9:09pm solo mon: I like how you put red flag toothpicks in all the canapes.
	9:10pm Ridonkulous: It's best to have hooves to play jenga.
	🧂 9:10pm Mxter Baba: so delightful to encounter this Movable Freaks upon a Sunday eve
	9:10pm djnogoodnick: The mysterious Arb is really killin it..
	🧂 9:10pm WR: flannery, have missed your recent episodes, you got your car reasonably repaired? or left it on the prairie?
	9:11pm arb: Hi djnogoodnick!! great show tonight!!
	🧂 9:11pm solo mon: step on an unattended backpack, break your mommas fanny pack.
	9:12pm StringOFperils: OMG I tripped on the ARbitrarium threshold and now I can't feel my legs!
	9:12pm doctorjazz: Just got home from birthday dinner with my younger daughter, nice to jump in the stream...
	9:12pm arb: Hi StringOFperils! Join our human sculpture!
	9:12pm StringOFperils: **You can't feel my legs either. Don't ask.
	9:12pm djnogoodnick: TY arb! I was in a moody mood but you have cured me with a more dance-y mood.
	9:13pm Listener Gregory: I'm wondering if this is really appropriate dinner music.
	9:13pm arb: I luv a moody mood :)
	🧂 9:13pm solo mon: depends on what you are having for dinner?
	9:13pm StringOFperils: This is self-gratifying.
	9:14pm arb: do you need conversation starters while you eat?
	9:14pm Little Danny: this also rules!!!
	🧂 9:14pm WR: The Arbitrarium is an after dinner mint.
	🧂 9:14pm solo mon: dinner for one. at the auto filet show.
	9:15pm arb: clicky star competition in effect tonight, will announce the winning track at the end
	9:15pm spodiodi: this one needs a second starhole
	9:15pm Ridonkulous: "Jerking the giblet bag"??? Heavens mine!!! Lawks!!!
	9:15pm StringOFperils: Blowing into the neck hole is kinda saxy.
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: im clutching my pearls to this one
	9:16pm arb: lol spodi
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: self saxification
	9:16pm Spinning Giant: schquawk schquawk schquawk (said the rooster) (or was it the crow?)
	9:16pm arb: just don't clench your pearls
	9:16pm flannery: damn!
	9:16pm Doop: kinky sax makes the world go round
	9:17pm arb: i ate oysters this weekend, no pearls though :(
	🧂 9:17pm Mxter Baba: ARBitrarium conversation starter card set, please!!!!
	🧂 9:17pm Mxter Baba: make sure the pearls have a flared base or anchor!
	9:18pm Ridonkulous: You glue them to the oyster shell.
	9:18pm arb: Hi Spinning Giant! Welcome to the tower of no silence
	9:18pm Little Danny: fortress of solotude
	9:18pm arb: I have a trivia question
	9:19pm arb: There's a perfume ingredient that's made from burnt seashells. What's it called?
	🧂 9:19pm WR: We have many trivial answers. Should be able to match something.
	🧂 9:19pm Mxter Baba: ARBalone?
	9:19pm StringOFperils: Clamashium ?
	9:19pm Spinning Giant: ahbaloney! mxter baba beat me to it!
	🧂 9:20pm Mxter Baba: Spinning Giant: I'll split the spoils with ya!
	9:20pm spodiodi: shakes it
	9:20pm djnogoodnick: Wait, are you and Lady Chanticleer colluding on something with this pina colada thing?
	🧂 9:21pm Aitch: ARB's pearls are cultured
	9:21pm Little Danny: i didn't know but i just found the answer :(
	9:21pm Little Danny: wikipedia brown over here
	🧂 9:21pm Mxter Baba: spodiodiodiodio: shake it gently, please, or this freaky jenga is going down!!!
	9:21pm djnogoodnick: Oh wait, my stream just reset to 7 pm?
	9:22pm Little Danny: "smoky-oceanic, dry-mossy, woody bouquet and a sweet ambery undertone"
	9:22pm arb: I love all the fictive answers! but please tell us LD
	🧂 9:22pm Mxter Baba: oooh, I think I'd like that smell
	9:22pm StringOFperils: LD, you found my toothbrush!
	🧂 9:22pm solo mon: Casting pearls at a Clams Casino
	9:23pm Little Danny: i've revealed too much already i'm a human spoiler alert
	9:23pm Little Danny: "human"
	9:23pm flannery: arbsession… by arb
	🧂 9:23pm Mxter Baba: spoil me, LD!
	9:23pm flannery: killer set dont stop
	9:23pm arb: there's also one that's supposed to smell like human sweat. I'd wear that
	9:24pm spodiodi: ambergris
	9:24pm arb: lol flannery! yes!
	🧂 9:24pm solo mon: Little Danimatronic is not human
	9:24pm Little Danny: one of the words can be rearranged into ANKH
	9:24pm Little Danny: GOOD KITTY
	🧂 9:24pm chresti: purring
	9:24pm Listener Gregory: I'm eating alone, so conversation starters are not the problem. The conversation never ends, believe me.
	🧂 9:25pm solo mon: kankle ?
	🧂 9:25pm WR: That cat purr sound is WEIRD.
	🧂 9:25pm Aitch: all the myrrh for me
	9:25pm flannery: hank williams iii
	9:25pm Little Danny: i used to have a cat named merlin :)
	9:25pm spodiodi: tha's sperm whale -related, and not a shell, spodi, but nice guess. thanks LD's spoiler threw me
	🧂 9:26pm Aitch: Franco was incenced
	9:26pm Little Danny: don't nakh 'til you've tried it
	9:26pm flannery: chaka khan?
	🧂 9:26pm solo mon: oud know it if you smelled it.
	🧂 9:27pm Mxter Baba: @LG: how about some conversation enders?
	9:27pm Little Danny: amazing flannery that's actually pretty close!!!
	9:27pm arb: oooh i met someone last night who got chaka khans covid, whos jealous?
	9:27pm arb: i got covid from a trekkie, thats kinda cool but not as cool
	🧂 9:27pm solo mon: celebrity covid is so hawt.
	9:28pm spodiodi: olo
	9:28pm StringOFperils: Chaka has her own line of Covid?
	🧂 9:28pm Aitch: just khan get enough
	9:28pm spodiodi: da Brood <3
	🧂 9:28pm Mxter Baba: omx solo OLO!
	9:28pm StringOFperils: Big heels to fill. Size 13
	9:29pm Ridonkulous: Width 13!
	9:29pm StringOFperils: Thick 13
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: mxter ;-)
	9:30pm Listener Gregory: Mxter Baba, I usually say, "You never do anything right. You disgust me," but then it just starts all over again.
	9:30pm StringOFperils: "a smoky scent with a definite sea-animalic note".
	🧂 9:30pm Folsom: Hi all
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: jumbo prawns
	🧂 9:31pm Mxter Baba: Folsom, hey there!
	9:31pm StringOFperils: Smoking oysters
	🧂 9:31pm Mxter Baba: I think we're more like pick-up sticks than jenga
	9:32pm Ridonkulous: pick-up slugs.
	9:32pm arb: Hi Folsom!
	🧂 9:33pm Aitch: Words track suitable bonkers
	9:34pm arb: more trivia, how do slugs mate?
	9:34pm StringOFperils: Sluggishly
	9:35pm arb: I'd like to have my own volunteer research assistant
	🧂 9:35pm solo mon: Chaka Omikron
	9:35pm Spinning Giant: the splutter-splooshery of my rain-barrels getting refilled trickling in through the open window is a genial companion to this aural carousel... (and hullaballoojah praise the long-awaited rain!!)
	🧂 9:35pm Aitch: Out of their heads in a weird circle thing. Looks kinda fun
	9:35pm arb: OLO solo
	9:36pm Spinning Giant: are slugs self-perpetuating...?
	9:36pm StringOFperils: Snails are parthenogenetic I believe
	9:37pm arb: did you know that mangrove trees give live birth?
	🧂 9:37pm Aitch: Slug fun could be a film for the Flame-O-Scope
	9:37pm arb: someone who listens to podcasts told me that
	9:37pm spodiodi: gtfo, arb
	9:38pm arb: isn't that wild. not a fan of birth by any stretch but i think that's pretty neat
	9:38pm Ridonkulous: How do slugs and hedgehogs mate?
	9:38pm arb: what if there was a hybrid of slug hedgehog omg
	🧂 9:39pm solo mon: I believe in mother cabbage, so why not mangroves too.
	9:39pm spodiodi: keep arbortion legal!
	9:39pm Listener Gregory: What do they give live birth TO?
	9:39pm StringOFperils: Sea urchin
	9:39pm Little Danny: dang stringy that sounds about right
	🧂 9:40pm solo mon: that was the answer we were all urchin for.
	9:40pm arb: oh good call stringy
	9:40pm HyperDose: Is this will call for hugs?
	9:40pm coelacanth∅: greetings arb and arbadillos
	9:40pm arb: olo again
	9:40pm Ridonkulous: They give birth to a creature that you can make both hedgehog jokes and slug jokes about.
	9:40pm arb: hi hyperd!
	9:40pm arb: hi coel!
	9:41pm Ridonkulous: Of course! Soft armadillos!
	9:41pm Little Danny: i used to have a coat of poisonous spines
	9:41pm arb: hedgehogs vs porcupines?
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: hedgehog jokes for a slug audience.
	9:41pm StringOFperils: Marshmallowdillows
	🧂 9:41pm Folsom: @Mxter Baba I was an old school tinker toy fan
	9:41pm Ridonkulous: VERY CAREFULLY!
	9:41pm Little Danny: tough crowd
	🧂 9:42pm chresti: I imagine a baby tree waving it's branches and screaming
	9:42pm Listener Gregory: Careful @chresti, you're arousing Matt Gaetz with that talk.
	9:42pm Little Danny: i would happily give birth to that chresti
	🧂 9:43pm solo mon: Im imagining tree labor lasts like 200 years, tho.
	9:43pm Spinning Giant: pretty sure trees scream all the time we just dunno how to hear them
	9:43pm HyperDose: "wikipedia brown" was a good quip, LD
	🧂 9:44pm solo mon: Wikipedia Brown- i remember those childrens books!
	9:44pm Spinning Giant: it would be cool if we could tho
	9:44pm arb: too bad i don't have any screaming trees to play
	9:44pm Ridonkulous: The banyan tree that the Buddha sat under had a baby that's now in Sri Lanka. That one had a baby that's now in Honolulu. I got a leaf from that one.
	9:44pm StringOFperils: Birthing a mangrove tree could be a track on this playlist
	9:44pm Spinning Giant: Tolkien was onto something with the Ents
	🧂 9:45pm solo mon: A labour of leave
	9:45pm Little Danny: thanks hyper :) 🔎
	🧂 9:45pm Mxter Baba: I'm still recovering form the Cabbage Patch birth scene from last year
	9:45pm Spinning Giant: Ridonk - true story?
	9:45pm apple tree∅: how'd you like it if somebody picked YOUR apples?!
	9:46pm Ridonkulous: SG, absolutely!
	9:46pm arb: still can't believe no one brought up after slaw last week
	🧂 9:46pm Mxter Baba: Yes! It is true!
	9:46pm Spinning Giant: Ridonk that is freakING cool!
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: Everyone’s getting a stuffed pantyhose worm w brussel sprout eyes as a mementoe
	9:47pm Listener Gregory: Interesting music. Usually I don't eat dinner in a crypt.
	🧂 9:47pm Folsom: My folks would stuff onions in panty hose, hang them in the garage to keep them fresh
	9:48pm arb: *in a washing machine in a crypt
	🧂 9:48pm Mxter Baba: here's an article about the grandchild tree: www.honolulumagazine.com...
	🧂 9:48pm solo mon: yes the old onion panty hose trick
	9:48pm Greg Arden: Hi ARBitrarium! Arb! I heard a knocking so I came in.😇
	9:48pm Little Danny: my grandfather ate onions as one would an apple
	9:48pm HyperDose: Greg the Healer!
	9:49pm Little Danny: greg!!! speaking of "humans"!!!
	9:49pm arb: Hi Greg!! angel baby tree
	9:49pm Ridonkulous: Greg, does a heavenly choir sound every time you come in someplace?
	🧂 9:50pm Folsom: @ Little Danny, I could do that with a red onion
	9:50pm Little Danny: holelujah!
	9:50pm Spinning Giant: Little Danny - my granny did that too! With oodles of salt!
	9:50pm Ridonkulous: hOLOlujah!
	9:50pm StringOFperils: Wearing panty hose with onions stored in them could be a good look
	🧂 9:50pm solo mon: greg arden aka whackapedia brown
	🧂 9:51pm Mxter Baba: Ridonk has achieved the next OLO level!
	9:51pm Little Danny: @folsom: i can't really even eat raw onion anymore at all, i'm the shame of the family :(
	9:51pm Ridonkulous: My dad liked eating lemons. We are are a weak and decadent generation.
	🧂 9:51pm Mxter Baba: I always wear my pantyhose stuffed with onions
	9:51pm Greg Arden: A human healer as long as I am on a strong lead. I thought I heard some angels expelling wind through their instruments! This is exciting programming Arb I’m hooked!
	9:51pm Listener Gregory: I knew someone was recording the voices in my head, and here they are!
	🧂 9:52pm Mxter Baba: Greg, when I see you , I hear angels farting!!!
	9:52pm arb: hook, worm and stinker
	🧂 9:52pm solo mon: i put onions in pantyhose and throw them in the laundry dryer- works better than bounce and sounds like this show!
	🧂 9:52pm Folsom: @Little I can picture me doing that with an onion, couldn't do that with a tomato, I know people eat tomatoes like an apple or make plain tomato sandwiches
	9:52pm Ridonkulous: It's a catchy one. I want to hear the rest of the farm injuries album.
	9:53pm Greg Arden: Mxter Baba! I thought it was only me that heard this grandeur at my presence.
	9:53pm Little Danny: @folsom: definitely done with many tomatoes! trying to think what else...
	🧂 9:53pm chresti: so onion keeps hosiery fresh or hosiery keeps onions fresh?
	9:53pm arb: i would sneak eat raw bell peppers as a child
	9:53pm Little Danny: it doesn't help that i'm deathly afraid of ensuing tonsilloliths
	9:53pm Greg Arden: Is fresh the goal?
	9:54pm StringOFperils: Fresh is the paradigm
	9:54pm arb: chresti asking the tough questions!
	🧂 9:55pm solo mon: Fresh is grading on a curve.
	9:55pm HyperDose: My dream woman would be adorned in glass noodle fishnet with an onion ring garter 😍
	🧂 9:55pm Mxter Baba: and beer battered?
	9:55pm Spinning Giant: chicken or egg, onion or pantyhose, tomayto tomahto, etc
	9:56pm Spinning Giant: mxter lol
	9:56pm StringOFperils: Beer spattered. I've been there, I know that much.
	9:56pm Spinning Giant: now i want onion rings damnitall"
	9:56pm Greg Arden: Dead men can’t do the new small talk. It’s what done them in, I say.
	🧂 9:57pm Mxter Baba: chacha heels is a lot to fill. size fisty
	🧂 9:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hiarb! I love cutting into a bell pepper and smelling its insides. And eating one is like an apple, but in vegetable form.
	🧂 9:57pm chresti: I hope so too!
	9:57pm Little Danny: New Small Talk sounds like the name of a font
	🧂 9:58pm solo mon: Fontanelles Sans Comic
	9:58pm Greg Arden: I would like to spelunk inside a bell pepper at about a quarter inch high. And bask in the spicy glow of the seed pod on a red slippery shore.
	9:59pm Spinning Giant: fresh corn season... boiled or bbqed...?
	9:59pm StringOFperils: Bored Old Face
	9:59pm Ridonkulous: Gurning Old Face
	10:00pm Spinning Giant: Oh Greg - youre having my dream again...
	10:00pm StringOFperils: Sorry to hear you had the 'Vid. Still better than birthing a hedge.
	10:00pm arb: nambla warning coming up
	10:00pm Greg Arden: Spinning Giant…I like to grill it on a skillet and flash steam it with beer or whatever.
	10:01pm Little Danny: this is fantastic!!!
	10:01pm Spinning Giant: Greg - wait - what?! youre blowing my mind
	10:01pm arb: Hi Ken from HP!
	🧂 10:01pm Mxter Baba: we're all going to Greg's for a BBQ! Right now!
	10:02pm Ridonkulous: I'll bring a slug!
	10:02pm Spinning Giant: mxter - F-ing A! see you there
	10:02pm coelacanth∅: i basically steam it, with some silk still (which i eat) and only for a minute or so but if i had a grill i'd grill it in the husk
	10:03pm Ridonkulous: As a guest
	10:03pm StringOFperils: I had grilled conch. Close to BBQ snail
	🧂 10:03pm Folsom: I'll bring the onions, grill it with the panty hose for flavor
	🧂 10:03pm solo mon: Greg- there’s Elote of people coming over for corn
	10:03pm Greg Arden: I like corn most ways.
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: raw ain't bad
	10:04pm arb: i got a fresh baby corn this weekend, i didn't know they existed outside of cans
	10:04pm Spinning Giant: excellent, Ridonk - one of Burrough's psychedelic slugs no doubt...?
	🧂 10:04pm solo mon: folsom, i love a nice sandaltoe sear on my grilled onions
	🧂 10:04pm chresti: olo Folsom
	10:04pm HyperDose: Love me a raw dog 🌭
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Creamed corn is a spectator sport
	10:04pm Greg Arden: I do love fresh corn in the field.
	10:04pm Richy4619: Amour fou's a real cool cat
	🧂 10:04pm WR: ARB, you had to sneak eat raw bell pepper? Raw bell pepper for all, say I.
	10:04pm HyperDose: John Wick 5: Gunpowder & Sperm 🔫💦
	🧂 10:05pm solo mon: Baby corn is the veal on the cob
	10:05pm coelacanth∅: haha
	10:06pm arb: I craved salad like little edie craves order
	10:06pm arb: hi richy4619!
	10:06pm Feldy: Hi ARB! Hi everybuddy
	🧂 10:06pm solo mon: we ate corn salad last night.
	🧂 10:06pm Folsom: @solo I'm partial to onions grilled with Underalls, served in L'egg egg
	🧂 10:06pm Mxter Baba: FFFFelllldyyyy
	10:07pm arb: Feldy's here!
	10:07pm coelacanth∅: exercise-deprived, milk-fed corn
	10:07pm Feldy: Mx BB!
	🧂 10:07pm solo mon: Feldorado!
	10:07pm HyperDose: Eddie Vedder eats baby corn
	10:07pm Greg Arden: I feel more mmmmmm mmmm cornfortable now mmm mhhmmm.
	🧂 10:07pm Mxter Baba: you ALL just way too OLO!!
	10:07pm Little Danny: damn killing it tonight arb
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Hello Feld!
	10:07pm Little Danny: loving this!
	🧂 10:08pm WR: That reminds me, I have grilled corn salad leftover still in the fridge. I've already flossed. What to do. What to do.
	🧂 10:08pm solo mon: Folsom, i love it- all about the plating.
	10:08pm coelacanth∅: i crave salad. i crave kale. i crave celery. ...etc.
	10:08pm Feldy: OLO sOLo
	10:08pm Ridonkulous: You monsters. I only eat soy corn.
	🧂 10:08pm WR: LD, are you clickying the star each time you exclaim over a song?
	🧂 10:09pm solo mon: arbs just over there tossing pearls at us. wait does that make us swine???
	🧂 10:09pm Mxter Baba: I'd say the weirdest thing I ever ate was probably a banana slug cooked over a campfire
	10:09pm StringOFperils: Pearls before slime.
	10:09pm coelacanth∅: no, though we are swine.
	10:10pm arb: 🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽
	🧂 10:10pm solo mon: were you out of marshmallows mxter baba????
	10:10pm Listener Gregory: Finally got the theme of tonight's show: All the songs were recorded in caves. Or bell peppers.
	10:10pm Richy4619: ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼
	10:10pm arb: thanks LD!
	🧂 10:10pm Mxter Baba: slug jenga
	10:10pm StringOFperils: Days of swine and hoses
	🧂 10:11pm solo mon: OLO stringers !
	🧂 10:11pm Mxter Baba: solo: I was one of those teens that would do anything for a dare, especially if I had a crush on someone
	10:11pm coelacanth∅: then arb's an oyster projectile pearl-vomiting
	10:11pm arb: sorry to my headphone wearing listeners
	10:12pm Little Danny: wr i actually fume a little every time arb plays a song that i wish i'd already known about 😖
	10:12pm Little Danny: i'm a small petty man :(
	10:12pm Ridonkulous: Oyst on our own petards.
	10:13pm flannery: u had me at tone poems
	10:13pm StringOFperils: Definitely petarded
	10:13pm Feldy: Well Little Danny there’s some songs you don’t know about like the one I wrote about shopping carts
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Petty Little Danny really would light up a marquee. Just saying.
	10:13pm arb: feldy send it to me first!
	10:14pm coelacanth∅: today someone in town mentioned the guy that made an entire album out of sounds from the mid-hudson bridge. pissed me off. shoulda been me.
	10:14pm arb: ooh we got a tie of 4 clicky stars on the Solange
	10:14pm flannery: petit danny
	10:14pm Feldy: OLO Ok ARB
	10:14pm Little Danny: i wish i'd already known about that too feldy!!! send to me before you send to arb okay
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Ferocious lightning storm happening outside of my headphones here...somebody's gonna get a tornado around here
	10:15pm arb: I'm glad I grew up with tornado drills instead of active shooter drills
	🧂 10:15pm Mxter Baba: I really tried to find a jenga more interesting than hot dogs, but this was the best I could do
	🧂 10:15pm Mxter Baba: arb: I feel that.
	10:16pm arb: that's beautiful though Mxter B, best use of hot dogs i've seen
	🧂 10:16pm chresti: arb is in the lead for the dj playing stuff I've not heard before award!
	🧂 10:16pm Folsom: @arb I remember doing the drills where you would line up in the hallway, all bent down, safest place for tornadoes
	🧂 10:16pm solo mon: hot dog jenga, metaphor for my life
	10:16pm Little Danny: me too chresti :)
	10:16pm Feldy: Now I can start a bidding war for my masterpiece. It’s like Columbia House, you get it for a penny
	🧂 10:17pm Mxter Baba: me too, chrestikins!
	🧂 10:17pm solo mon: as long as its not scrapple jenga.
	10:17pm Little Danny: 2500USD feldy
	🧂 10:17pm WR: solo mon, is this Korny's side gig: customcornhole.com...
	10:17pm StringOFperils: This is where all the hurt art gets healed and set free in the wild
	10:17pm arb: same folsom, i loved class being interrupted for doing those drills
	🧂 10:17pm solo mon: custom kornOLO !
	10:17pm Richy4619: i've been thru a good tornado. giant tree fell on me but i won. chopped it to pieces with a chain saw.
	🧂 10:18pm Folsom: @arb never had to do the duck and cover nuclear bomb drills, that was before my time
	10:18pm coelacanth∅: we only had fire drills. and bomb-scares
	10:18pm arb: sop, kinda wanna add that to my show blurb
	10:18pm Greg Arden: I like the idea of a custom cornhole but can I afford it?
	10:18pm Spinning Giant: alright Greg paprika salt oil rub administered now dumping in some musky Italian white and lime smells divine! :D
	🧂 10:18pm chresti: nice hotdog log cabin, Mxter Babakins!
	10:18pm arb: happy to play this song without nonos!
	10:18pm spodiodi: oh my
	🧂 10:19pm Mxter Baba: The artists played on Arbitrarium I've either never ever heard of them or I know them personally
	10:19pm Richy4619: hiya spodi
	10:19pm Feldy: It’s so funny because I never feel free when I’m working
	10:19pm arb: omg richy!
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: anyone ever seen the george kuchar tornado video diaries?? so good.
	10:19pm spodiodi: aloha, Richy
	10:19pm Greg Arden: Mmm Spinning Giant Corn!
	🧂 10:19pm Mxter Baba: yeah, good one, SOpkins!
	10:20pm Richy4619: point being those drills came in handy. i hid under my studio desk with my two partners
	10:20pm arb: i still don't have a good grip on earthquake etiquette
	🧂 10:20pm solo mon: Cornado weather
	10:20pm arb: but i do remember not to leave my water near my computer in case of an earthquake
	10:20pm Listener Gregory: Well, I'm old enough to remember atomic bomb drills in 2nd grade. Because the basement was too dangerous to go into, we just knelt besides our desks and said the rosary with a nun leading us. That was probably about as effective as any other drill we could do.
	10:20pm StringOFperils: Shake it 'til you make it
	10:21pm flannery: wow no that sounds like a great rec solo
	10:21pm Spinning Giant: first time flash steamer i had no idea what ive been missing!
	10:21pm spodiodi: shakes it
	10:21pm Spinning Giant: call me crazy but i couldnt resist the addition of a caramelized dijon glaze to seal them up
	10:22pm Richy4619: that's good to consider, arb. i live in in an earthquake high impact zone. spodi knows...
	🧂 10:22pm Mxter Baba: arb: I was in a performance art class at SFAI during the 1989 earthquake and no one budged, then immediately started critiquing it. This is true.
	10:23pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha
	🧂 10:23pm Aitch: do earthquakes make your tummy rumble?
	10:23pm Ridonkulous: When in an area prone to natural emergencies, always keep on clean underwear. Take the damn onions out.
	🧂 10:23pm solo mon: Don't make art, criticize!
	10:23pm Greg Arden: I grew up with unexpected guest drills in my home where we would have to prepare gourmet meals for racist grandma or Drunkle Ray from what was on hand. My specialty was fried bologna with iceberg lettuce slaw.
	10:24pm spodiodi: i've dropped my phone into my glass of water 3 times (and was able to slowly resurrect it each time (last time without a working camera)) still. i was pleased with my efforts
	10:24pm coelacanth∅: maybe a good idea to keep liquids away from computers anyway? ...a computer repair place i know of had a sign saying repair hourly rates are double if you dumped liquid into it!
	🧂 10:24pm solo mon: goddamit they DID teach me something at SFAI!
	🧂 10:24pm Mxter Baba: omx Greg, barfola!!!!
	10:24pm arb: that's hilarious Mx Baba
	10:24pm Richy4619: been thru many quakes. each time i'm usually caught off guard. it's always different. haha, Mxter Baba.
	🧂 10:25pm solo mon: spinning giant that sounds amazing! good one
	🧂 10:25pm Mxter Baba: solo OLO!!!
	10:25pm Ridonkulous: In the Whittier earthquake aftershock (1987), we all ran out of the house and waited in the yard. One of us walked back inside and came back out 5 minutes later with fresh Jiffy Pop. You were supposed to turn off the gas but he had earthquake etiquette.
	10:25pm Richy4619: sadly, SFAI just closed its doors. : (
	10:25pm Little Danny: oh man richy that is wild i imagine you out there actually battling flying tree trunks and chopping through them with a whirring chainsaw
	10:25pm Spinning Giant: Greg - fried baloney is a delicacy - wish i had some to go with this corn!!
	10:26pm Greg Arden: Spinning you gotta glaze it! 🥳
	🧂 10:26pm chresti: I go under a sturdy doorway or table. good to have latches on cupboards-which we don't
	10:26pm StringOFperils: I was imagining a Paul Bunyan kinda scene with Richy sawing up a tornado with a chain-saw.
	🧂 10:26pm Mxter Baba: Richy4619: yeah why can't they give us a little warning so we can stock up on TP and steaks BEFORE the quake?!?!?
	10:27pm coelacanth∅: haha!... Ridonkulous!
	10:27pm Greg Arden: My fried baloney was divoon.
	10:27pm arb: save a tree, wipe with a spotted owl!
	🧂 10:27pm solo mon: save a tree, use a corncob!
	10:27pm Listener Gregory: I just this moment read the following, which I feel I must share: In the 18th century, footmen who walked behind their masters/mistresses were vulgarly referred to as "fart catchers."
	10:27pm arb: my favorite sign from when i lived in the ex-logging town Hayfork
	🧂 10:28pm Mxter Baba: Both colleges I dropped out of have gone DOWN.
	🧂 10:28pm Aitch: They weren't brown ducks to start with
	10:28pm spodiodi: olo arb
	🧂 10:28pm solo mon: lol baba i think its so funny we are both sfai drop outs ;-) we dropped out of dropping out, basically.
	10:29pm Greg Arden: I’m more of a fart knocker by those terms. Or I was an avid one in the 90s I can never remember.
	🧂 10:29pm solo mon: If you only eat corn, you dont have to wipe.
	10:29pm Richy4619: rip college
	10:30pm arb: O🌽O
	10:30pm Greg Arden: Truer words were never sporked Solo.
	10:30pm StringOFperils: Double dropping out takes focus and determination.
	10:30pm Feldy: The winner is SFAI, who owns a ton of pricey real estate
	🧂 10:31pm Mxter Baba: SOp: thank you!
	10:31pm Feldy: Greg a wise man once said Better to be a Fart Knocker than a Cropduster
	🧂 10:31pm solo mon: Yeah the campus of sfai is gorge, they had that goin for them
	🧂 10:31pm Mxter Baba: I think the campus was the main reason I applied
	10:32pm spodiodi: great views from the roof
	🧂 10:32pm solo mon: i only went there cuz i wanted kuchar to be my mentor.
	🧂 10:32pm Mxter Baba: Ooooh, I hope there's a "memorial" for SFAI. Heh
	10:32pm Listener Gregory: Turns out that the Dept of Labor lists 18 job openings for fart catchers. This damn labor shortage!!
	10:32pm StringOFperils: @MXBaba > Evidently you came out a wiener.
	10:33pm Greg Arden: I come from a long line of crop dusters. Sometimes I don’t know where my allegiance should lay with my ancestral destiny or my life’s passion.
	10:34pm Listener Gregory: @Greg A: carp duster is as far as I ever went.
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: Fun fact: Gregs family started the dust bowl that grapes of wrath takes place in.
	10:35pm StringOFperils: You have to tape the cassette shows.
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: No archive but at least there’s a chart.
	🧂 10:36pm Mxter Baba: solo: you were right on about that. I can't believe I frittered my opportunity to work with George Kuchar and instead joined the cult of Tony Labat.
	10:36pm Greg Arden: Ive dusted a few carps. But I glazed them afterwards.
	10:37pm flannery: omg im gonna be outta town for primal ice cream and im deranged… how am i gonna be healed….
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: Theres been some complications with kornys elective surgery. He might be out a few weeks.
	10:37pm Feldy: “I’ve seen a million crops, and I dusted them all” -Bon Jovi
	🧂 10:39pm solo mon: new trend alert: dust-crop tops.
	10:39pm arb: cha cha is where you get heeled
	🧂 10:40pm Mxter Baba: I think I was afraid that if I worked with George, he'd try to get me to make out with some icky person on camera
	10:40pm Listener Gregory: Corps dusters have esprit.
	🧂 10:41pm solo mon: exquisite crops
	10:41pm Feldy: New trend alert: corpse-dusting
	10:41pm Listener Gregory: To be honest, carp dusters are the fart catchers to the crop dusters, but don't mention it to them.
	10:42pm Greg Arden: Explicit crop tops for bottoms only.
	10:42pm Listener Gregory: @Feldy, it's the crop dusting that leads to the corpses.
	10:43pm Richy4619: A crop of the world.
	10:43pm Greg Arden: Strangely enough I saw a carp shrimping today.
	🧂 10:43pm Mxter Baba: In Tony Labat's class, I only had to watch people fucking produce or branding themselves
	10:44pm Ridonkulous: The Egg sound more than a little like The Lovely Eggs.
	10:45pm arb: this next one hurts my ears but i still like it, and Mxter Baba you also know them personally
	🧂 10:45pm solo mon: Carpe digits
	10:46pm arb: Little Danny did you tell us the name of the burnt seashell yet?
	10:46pm Ridonkulous: They are called fish sticks. They are usually removed early.
	10:47pm StringOFperils: Cholo Nike
	10:47pm Feldy: All this time I thought everyone was saying fish dicks
	10:48pm flannery: man all this time i was eating fish dicks too
	🧂 10:48pm Mxter Baba: Ah, yes, my old SFAI pal, Dame Darcy!
	🧂 10:49pm solo mon: oh shit i always thought it was fish ticks.
	10:49pm spodiodi: olo @fish dicks
	🧂 10:49pm Mxter Baba: fist shticks
	10:50pm Feldy: Black Ice takes me right back to Michigan winter commutes
	🧂 10:50pm Aitch: fishdycuffs
	10:50pm Little Danny: arb@10:46: what stringy said
	10:51pm Little Danny: i'd like to echo all of stringy's comments tonight if i might
	10:51pm Little Danny: stringy do you need a shy hype man
	10:52pm StringOFperils: Philly Echo Blunt
	10:52pm Greg Arden: Digging the tunes ARB!! 🐾🐾
	🧂 10:52pm Mxter Baba: yeah, Stringy's on it like blue bonnet!
	10:52pm arb: thank ye greg!
	🧂 10:53pm solo mon: cold fish dicks served on a block of black ice.
	10:53pm Listener Gregory: I went to an underwater comedy club once, but the fish schticks were cringey,
	10:53pm StringOFperils: I need a guidance consuela
	10:53pm flannery: lol @ shy hype man
	10:54pm flannery: also olo @ all the sfai gossip tonight i cannot believe
	10:54pm Greg Arden: Man I do miss fish stick sandwiches every Friday.
	10:55pm Ridonkulous: The shrimps got them all.
	🧂 10:56pm Mxter Baba: flannery: ya got some?!?!?
	10:56pm StringOFperils: I must try fish-stick sandwich
	10:56pm Feldy: You can take my fish dicks from my cold black ice chicken fingers
	10:57pm Ridonkulous: Red Shirt is the carp's pajamas. Awesome.
	10:57pm StringOFperils: Hah!
	10:57pm flannery: gosh i wish … my college… zero gossip
	🧂 10:58pm Mxter Baba: I played a character called Fish Witch, and had a magic wand with a fish stick at the end. I tormented children with untastiness, until I was vanquished by Sri Racha
	🧂 10:58pm Mxter Baba: omx Feldy! OLO
	10:58pm Greg Arden: Feldy! 😮😵😬🥺🥳
	🧂 10:59pm Mxter Baba: flannery: I got to calling it the San Francisco Attitude Institute
	10:59pm Little Danny: another hour please
	10:59pm Listener Gregory: @Mxter B, I would pay money to see the Fish Witch.
	🧂 10:59pm Mxter Baba: never let it end!!!!!
	🧂 10:59pm solo mon: i don't know whats real anymore
	🧂 11:00pm Mxter Baba: @LG: I think there's some video somewhere!
	🧂 11:00pm WR: Om Sri Racha Baba!
	11:00pm HyperDose: Thank you, ARB!
	11:00pm spodiodi: nice one arb! loved it <3 thanks for fillinin
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Yeah I could do another hour. But...
	11:00pm Feldy: Keep on dusting us ARB
	🧂 11:00pm Mxter Baba: WR ha ha!!!!
	🧂 11:01pm Mxter Baba: Actually, I might have eaten weirder things than banana slugs at SFAI…
	11:02pm Listener Gregory: Thanks, Arb. Great show to crop dust to.
	11:02pm Feldy: Thanks ARB!
	11:02pm Richy4619: glad i caught ya on
	11:02pm Little Danny: waving chicken fingers in the air brava l'Arb!!!
	11:02pm coelacanth∅: Thanks arb!
	11:02pm spodiodi: <3 way!
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Corn smut slug.
	11:03pm Little Danny: hell yeah feldy!!!
	🧂 11:03pm Mxter Baba: YAY FELDY!!!!
	11:03pm Feldy: ✂️
	🧂 11:03pm chresti: Wow thanks arb!
	🧂 11:03pm WR: Thank you for the filet in our ears and minds tonight ARB!
	11:03pm StringOFperils: It's a tie!!!
	11:03pm Spinning Giant: happy trails weirdos see yall again reel soon like
	🧂 11:03pm Mxter Baba: Hey, I won by getting a hysterectomy!
	11:04pm spodiodi: Feldy 🎬 👏
	11:04pm Richy4619: ----8<---
	11:04pm Ridonkulous: A very happy couple of hours. Thanks arb!
	11:04pm StringOFperils: Ovarian bunker busters for Arbitrarium points.
	11:04pm flannery: thank u arb!!! thank YOU feldy
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: fucked up anyway in that it excludes males who don't need a vasectomy to not be breeders
	🧂 11:05pm chresti: yay Feldy!
	11:05pm arb: yes MX Baba is reverse grandfathered in
	11:05pm Feldy: ❤️ I did for you, only my fans or my OnlyFans
	🧂 11:05pm solo mon: yes good respite from that usual filth they have here on sunday night.
	11:05pm spodiodi: olo solo
	11:05pm HyperDose: Love Feldy's OnlyFlans
	11:05pm StringOFperils: Thanks for the angst tones Arb!
	11:06pm arb: true coel, mix tapes for all the gays just for being superior
	11:07pm Little Danny: get well soon korny ❤️️
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: gay mixtapes will save korny
	🧂 11:07pm Mxter Baba: And my offer still stands, if anyone needs to come to california… mi casa es to casa
	11:07pm spodiodi: you too korny!
	🧂 11:08pm Mxter Baba: tu, that is
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Great seeing hearing and sassing y’all to to tasty beat ARB laid down. I’m going to play fish families tonight with the cats and see if that satisfies the itch from this show. I simply can’t tell you how absolutely charming it was to have made your collective acquaintances.♥️🤗🫠
	11:08pm Ridonkulous: Heehaw, and away...!
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Great show ARB!! 🐾
	🧂 11:08pm Mxter Baba: We bought a new tape deck to play out Arbitrarium mix tape and after listening to it, the player died!
	11:09pm arb: thank you fishies! Luv you, but don't let those fishies leave your tubes ok
	11:09pm spodiodi: gnight, Arbsurdistanis all <3
	11:09pm StringOFperils: Shy hype the life pipe
	11:09pm arb: i should send walkmans with the vas/lez tapes
	11:10pm arb: thank you for all the LOLzzz
	🧂 11:10pm solo mon: shy hype for the arb’m.
	🧂 11:11pm Mxter Baba: yeah, thanks everyone! thanks arb!
	11:12pm Greg Arden: I actually did remember eating corn.
	🧂 11:14pm Mxter Baba: I'm gonna transition just so I can get a vasectomy
	11:17pm Feldy: More like a Vas-yummy
	11:17pm StringOFperils: Laughing all the way to the blank.
	4:27pm Speedo Gonzalez: listening late but always worth listening! awesome show as usual ARB!
	6:43pm Little Danny: dang look at all these comments!!!
	1:39pm Skip: ↳ WR @10:17 Korny has also come together with Skip's Garage (https://www.skipsgarage.com/) to create custom cornhole boards. Korny specializes in designing boards with a variety of artwork, focusing on creating custom boards that meet the highest standards of quality and playability. Together, they have created a superior collection of cornhole boards that are perfect for your next tailgate, backyard party, or tournament.

The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from July 24, 2022

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July 24, 2022: 62. Freaky, Are You There?

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
One & Poli	I Catch A Bat "I Catch A Bat" by "One & Poli"	Catch A Bat	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Scattered Order	Heat "Heat" by "Scattered Order"	I Feel So Relaxed With You...	0:03:34 (Pop-up)
Crawling With Tarts	Noche Gato III	Mayten's Throw	0:07:09 (Pop-up)
Connie Beckley	Two-Way Mirror "Two-Way Mirror" by "Connie Beckley"	The Aquarium	0:10:08 (Pop-up)
John M. Bennett	No Sax "No Sax" by "John M. Bennett"	A Flattened Face Fogs Through	0:14:14 (Pop-up)
Arleen Schloss	Ada Zee "Ada Zee" by "Arleen Schloss"	Tellus #17: Video Arts Music	0:15:42 (Pop-up)
Julia Heyward with T-Venus	Keep Moving Buddy	Live To Air: Artist's Sound Works	0:17:27 (Pop-up)
Merlin Coleman	Pretty Little Thing	Women Take Back The Noise	0:22:40 (Pop-up)
Frank Kogan	Baby Doe "Baby Doe" by "Frank Kogan"	Stars Vomit Coffee Shop	0:24:48 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	The Brood Matures "The Brood Matures"		0:27:44 (Pop-up)
Heather Perkins	Kid Evolves "Kid Evolves" by "Heather Perkins"	Little Humans	0:30:12 (Pop-up)
BAndT + Instruments	Words "Words" by "BAndT + Instruments"	Special Agreement	0:31:01 (Pop-up)
Jane Dolman & Pete Wright	Fishes In Water	F/Ear This! - A Collection Of Unheard Music, Unwritten Words And Unseen Images Inspired By Fear	0:33:29 (Pop-up)
The Honeymoons	The Formula Of Silence	Welcome To Dreamland (Another Japan)	0:39:20 (Pop-up)
East End Butchers	Butchers "Butchers" by "East End Butchers"	One Stop Shopping	0:42:47 (Pop-up)
Ice Cream Blisters	Subterranean Dance Patrol	+ / Or	0:45:14 (Pop-up)
In Fabric	Reg's Washing Machine "Reg's Washing Machine" by "In Fabric"	(film excerpt)	0:47:27 (Pop-up)
Fifi L'Amour & Rik Rue	Somewhere Between Heaven & Woolworths	Rue L'Amour	0:48:31 (Pop-up)
Gothic Without Death	Psycosis "Psycosis" by "Gothic Without Death"	Farming Related Injuries	0:49:54 (Pop-up)
Cultural Amnesia	Dead Men Don't Talk	Video Rideo	0:53:16 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	Moonmilk/Untitled "Moonmilk/Untitled"		0:55:30 (Pop-up)
Iaci	Xãnanan "Xãnanan" by "Iaci"	Hystereofônica Vol. 1	0:59:39 (Pop-up)
Hakim Bey	Amour Fou "Amour Fou" by "Hakim Bey"	Foutre en l'air/Perpendicular Types of Motion	1:01:52 (Pop-up)
Sandeep Bhagwati	All Over Again "All Over Again" by "Sandeep Bhagwati"	60x60	1:05:03 (Pop-up)
Solange Kershaw	Hydrogen "Hydrogen" by "Solange Kershaw"	Radiophonics: Ten Years Of The Listening Room	1:06:09 (Pop-up)
Two Tone	Review "Review" by "Two Tone"	Frammenti	1:12:10 (Pop-up)
Annie Anxiety & The Asexuals	The Gates Of Freedom	Here We Go	1:16:59 (Pop-up)
Kitchen Table Ensemble	For The General Refusal Of Work	Definitely Pre-Cataclysmic In Nature	1:21:17 (Pop-up)
Thrush & The Cunts	Little Miss Responsible	Magnetophonics - Australian Underground Music 1978-1984	1:23:03 (Pop-up)
Teen Lesbians & Animals	Who Iz This?	Blast From Me	1:24:07 (Pop-up)
Marco Pustianaz	Your Murmurs Emily We Could Not Hear	Frammenti	1:25:35 (Pop-up)
Lockjaw Has Falsies	How To Snitch	More Songs That Will Never Be Released	1:27:49 (Pop-up)
Richard Formby	Your Name You're Strange	Outside The Angular Colony	1:30:40 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	Trees Of Mystery "Trees Of Mystery"		1:32:57 (Pop-up)
Roderick	Bilo Jednom Na Balkanu "Bilo Jednom Na Balkanu" by "Roderick"	Bilo Jednom Na Balkanu	1:36:39 (Pop-up)
The Egg	Let Her Know "Let Her Know" by "The Egg"	Primitive Calculators And Friends 1979-82	1:42:06 (Pop-up)
Gem In Eye	Black Ice "Black Ice" by "Gem In Eye"	Time Travellers	1:45:56 (Pop-up)
Poison Girls	Take The Toys (Reprise)	Where's The Pleasure	1:49:16 (Pop-up)
No Safety	Outside "Outside" by "No Safety"	This Lost Leg	1:50:04 (Pop-up)
Manhattan Project	Red Shirt "Red Shirt" by "Manhattan Project"	The New York Tapes	1:50:54 (Pop-up)
AKT 3	Habits "Habits" by "AKT 3"	Frauen-Feuer	1:55:49 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	Internal Dispersion "Internal Dispersion"		1:59:20 (Pop-up)
DDAA	Adios Come Again "Adios Come Again" by "DDAA"	Rising from the Red Sand 5	2:03:22 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:00pm Doop: I'm here, just not freaky
	🧂 9:01pm chresti: Hi arb and arbsurdistanis!
	🧂 9:01pm solo mon: Ourobouros night!
	9:02pm flannery: hello! arbitrarium surprise
	9:02pm arb: Hi bandits!
	9:02pm spodiodi: aloha, President arb and Arbsurdistanis!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hell yeah arb missed this show!!!
	9:02pm doctorjazz: Arbitrary Hello!
	9:03pm Little Danny: listening but working :(
	9:03pm arb: Hello Doop!!
	9:03pm arb: Hi Chresti!!
	🧂 9:04pm Aitch: Viva L'Arb!
	9:04pm arb: Hi Solouroouros!!
	9:04pm arb: Hi Flannery!!!
	9:05pm arb: Hi Spodiodi!!
	9:05pm flannery: two songs in and i love both of them??? dang
	9:05pm arb: Hi Little Danny!!
	🧂 9:05pm solo mon: Oops Arberries!
	9:05pm arb: Building a tower of hellos to all my favorite peeps!
	9:06pm arb: Hi doctorjazz!!
	9:06pm Ridonkulous: Hheee Hhaww!
	🧂 9:06pm WR: Working here boss. But The Arbitrarium on the speakers at high volume.
	9:06pm arb: Hi Aitch!!
	9:06pm arb: Hi Ridonkulous!!
	🧂 9:06pm Aitch: Red flags flying
	9:06pm arb: Hi WR!!
	9:07pm Listener Gregory: This is not creepy at all.
	🧂 9:07pm Mxter Baba: Put me in your hello Jenga, please!!!!
	9:08pm arb: Hi Listener Gregory!!
	9:08pm Little Danny: whoa this rules
	9:08pm flannery: damn
	9:08pm arb: Hi Mxter Baba!!
	9:08pm arb: no one can leave or the jenga will topple and I'll have a big mess of red flags to clean up
	9:09pm Little Danny: if i see something i say something
	9:09pm arb: no unattended backpacks either!
	🧂 9:09pm solo mon: I like how you put red flag toothpicks in all the canapes.
	9:10pm Ridonkulous: It's best to have hooves to play jenga.
	🧂 9:10pm Mxter Baba: so delightful to encounter this Movable Freaks upon a Sunday eve
	9:10pm djnogoodnick: The mysterious Arb is really killin it..
	🧂 9:10pm WR: flannery, have missed your recent episodes, you got your car reasonably repaired? or left it on the prairie?
	9:11pm arb: Hi djnogoodnick!! great show tonight!!
	🧂 9:11pm solo mon: step on an unattended backpack, break your mommas fanny pack.
	9:12pm StringOFperils: OMG I tripped on the ARbitrarium threshold and now I can't feel my legs!
	9:12pm doctorjazz: Just got home from birthday dinner with my younger daughter, nice to jump in the stream...
	9:12pm arb: Hi StringOFperils! Join our human sculpture!
	9:12pm StringOFperils: **You can't feel my legs either. Don't ask.
	9:12pm djnogoodnick: TY arb! I was in a moody mood but you have cured me with a more dance-y mood.
	9:13pm Listener Gregory: I'm wondering if this is really appropriate dinner music.
	9:13pm arb: I luv a moody mood :)
	🧂 9:13pm solo mon: depends on what you are having for dinner?
	9:13pm StringOFperils: This is self-gratifying.
	9:14pm arb: do you need conversation starters while you eat?
	9:14pm Little Danny: this also rules!!!
	🧂 9:14pm WR: The Arbitrarium is an after dinner mint.
	🧂 9:14pm solo mon: dinner for one. at the auto filet show.
	9:15pm arb: clicky star competition in effect tonight, will announce the winning track at the end
	9:15pm spodiodi: this one needs a second starhole
	9:15pm Ridonkulous: "Jerking the giblet bag"??? Heavens mine!!! Lawks!!!
	9:15pm StringOFperils: Blowing into the neck hole is kinda saxy.
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: im clutching my pearls to this one
	9:16pm arb: lol spodi
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: self saxification
	9:16pm Spinning Giant: schquawk schquawk schquawk (said the rooster) (or was it the crow?)
	9:16pm arb: just don't clench your pearls
	9:16pm flannery: damn!
	9:16pm Doop: kinky sax makes the world go round
	9:17pm arb: i ate oysters this weekend, no pearls though :(
	🧂 9:17pm Mxter Baba: ARBitrarium conversation starter card set, please!!!!
	🧂 9:17pm Mxter Baba: make sure the pearls have a flared base or anchor!
	9:18pm Ridonkulous: You glue them to the oyster shell.
	9:18pm arb: Hi Spinning Giant! Welcome to the tower of no silence
	9:18pm Little Danny: fortress of solotude
	9:18pm arb: I have a trivia question
	9:19pm arb: There's a perfume ingredient that's made from burnt seashells. What's it called?
	🧂 9:19pm WR: We have many trivial answers. Should be able to match something.
	🧂 9:19pm Mxter Baba: ARBalone?
	9:19pm StringOFperils: Clamashium ?
	9:19pm Spinning Giant: ahbaloney! mxter baba beat me to it!
	🧂 9:20pm Mxter Baba: Spinning Giant: I'll split the spoils with ya!
	9:20pm spodiodi: shakes it
	9:20pm djnogoodnick: Wait, are you and Lady Chanticleer colluding on something with this pina colada thing?
	🧂 9:21pm Aitch: ARB's pearls are cultured
	9:21pm Little Danny: i didn't know but i just found the answer :(
	9:21pm Little Danny: wikipedia brown over here
	🧂 9:21pm Mxter Baba: spodiodiodiodio: shake it gently, please, or this freaky jenga is going down!!!
	9:21pm djnogoodnick: Oh wait, my stream just reset to 7 pm?
	9:22pm Little Danny: "smoky-oceanic, dry-mossy, woody bouquet and a sweet ambery undertone"
	9:22pm arb: I love all the fictive answers! but please tell us LD
	🧂 9:22pm Mxter Baba: oooh, I think I'd like that smell
	9:22pm StringOFperils: LD, you found my toothbrush!
	🧂 9:22pm solo mon: Casting pearls at a Clams Casino
	9:23pm Little Danny: i've revealed too much already i'm a human spoiler alert
	9:23pm Little Danny: "human"
	9:23pm flannery: arbsession… by arb
	🧂 9:23pm Mxter Baba: spoil me, LD!
	9:23pm flannery: killer set dont stop
	9:23pm arb: there's also one that's supposed to smell like human sweat. I'd wear that
	9:24pm spodiodi: ambergris
	9:24pm arb: lol flannery! yes!
	🧂 9:24pm solo mon: Little Danimatronic is not human
	9:24pm Little Danny: one of the words can be rearranged into ANKH
	9:24pm Little Danny: GOOD KITTY
	🧂 9:24pm chresti: purring
	9:24pm Listener Gregory: I'm eating alone, so conversation starters are not the problem. The conversation never ends, believe me.
	🧂 9:25pm solo mon: kankle ?
	🧂 9:25pm WR: That cat purr sound is WEIRD.
	🧂 9:25pm Aitch: all the myrrh for me
	9:25pm flannery: hank williams iii
	9:25pm Little Danny: i used to have a cat named merlin :)
	9:25pm spodiodi: tha's sperm whale -related, and not a shell, spodi, but nice guess. thanks LD's spoiler threw me
	🧂 9:26pm Aitch: Franco was incenced
	9:26pm Little Danny: don't nakh 'til you've tried it
	9:26pm flannery: chaka khan?
	🧂 9:26pm solo mon: oud know it if you smelled it.
	🧂 9:27pm Mxter Baba: @LG: how about some conversation enders?
	9:27pm Little Danny: amazing flannery that's actually pretty close!!!
	9:27pm arb: oooh i met someone last night who got chaka khans covid, whos jealous?
	9:27pm arb: i got covid from a trekkie, thats kinda cool but not as cool
	🧂 9:27pm solo mon: celebrity covid is so hawt.
	9:28pm spodiodi: olo
	9:28pm StringOFperils: Chaka has her own line of Covid?
	🧂 9:28pm Aitch: just khan get enough
	9:28pm spodiodi: da Brood <3
	🧂 9:28pm Mxter Baba: omx solo OLO!
	9:28pm StringOFperils: Big heels to fill. Size 13
	9:29pm Ridonkulous: Width 13!
	9:29pm StringOFperils: Thick 13
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: mxter ;-)
	9:30pm Listener Gregory: Mxter Baba, I usually say, "You never do anything right. You disgust me," but then it just starts all over again.
	9:30pm StringOFperils: "a smoky scent with a definite sea-animalic note".
	🧂 9:30pm Folsom: Hi all
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: jumbo prawns
	🧂 9:31pm Mxter Baba: Folsom, hey there!
	9:31pm StringOFperils: Smoking oysters
	🧂 9:31pm Mxter Baba: I think we're more like pick-up sticks than jenga
	9:32pm Ridonkulous: pick-up slugs.
	9:32pm arb: Hi Folsom!
	🧂 9:33pm Aitch: Words track suitable bonkers
	9:34pm arb: more trivia, how do slugs mate?
	9:34pm StringOFperils: Sluggishly
	9:35pm arb: I'd like to have my own volunteer research assistant
	🧂 9:35pm solo mon: Chaka Omikron
	9:35pm Spinning Giant: the splutter-splooshery of my rain-barrels getting refilled trickling in through the open window is a genial companion to this aural carousel... (and hullaballoojah praise the long-awaited rain!!)
	🧂 9:35pm Aitch: Out of their heads in a weird circle thing. Looks kinda fun
	9:35pm arb: OLO solo
	9:36pm Spinning Giant: are slugs self-perpetuating...?
	9:36pm StringOFperils: Snails are parthenogenetic I believe
	9:37pm arb: did you know that mangrove trees give live birth?
	🧂 9:37pm Aitch: Slug fun could be a film for the Flame-O-Scope
	9:37pm arb: someone who listens to podcasts told me that
	9:37pm spodiodi: gtfo, arb
	9:38pm arb: isn't that wild. not a fan of birth by any stretch but i think that's pretty neat
	9:38pm Ridonkulous: How do slugs and hedgehogs mate?
	9:38pm arb: what if there was a hybrid of slug hedgehog omg
	🧂 9:39pm solo mon: I believe in mother cabbage, so why not mangroves too.
	9:39pm spodiodi: keep arbortion legal!
	9:39pm Listener Gregory: What do they give live birth TO?
	9:39pm StringOFperils: Sea urchin
	9:39pm Little Danny: dang stringy that sounds about right
	🧂 9:40pm solo mon: that was the answer we were all urchin for.
	9:40pm arb: oh good call stringy
	9:40pm HyperDose: Is this will call for hugs?
	9:40pm coelacanth∅: greetings arb and arbadillos
	9:40pm arb: olo again
	9:40pm Ridonkulous: They give birth to a creature that you can make both hedgehog jokes and slug jokes about.
	9:40pm arb: hi hyperd!
	9:40pm arb: hi coel!
	9:41pm Ridonkulous: Of course! Soft armadillos!
	9:41pm Little Danny: i used to have a coat of poisonous spines
	9:41pm arb: hedgehogs vs porcupines?
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: hedgehog jokes for a slug audience.
	9:41pm StringOFperils: Marshmallowdillows
	🧂 9:41pm Folsom: @Mxter Baba I was an old school tinker toy fan
	9:41pm Ridonkulous: VERY CAREFULLY!
	9:41pm Little Danny: tough crowd
	🧂 9:42pm chresti: I imagine a baby tree waving it's branches and screaming
	9:42pm Listener Gregory: Careful @chresti, you're arousing Matt Gaetz with that talk.
	9:42pm Little Danny: i would happily give birth to that chresti
	🧂 9:43pm solo mon: Im imagining tree labor lasts like 200 years, tho.
	9:43pm Spinning Giant: pretty sure trees scream all the time we just dunno how to hear them
	9:43pm HyperDose: "wikipedia brown" was a good quip, LD
	🧂 9:44pm solo mon: Wikipedia Brown- i remember those childrens books!
	9:44pm Spinning Giant: it would be cool if we could tho
	9:44pm arb: too bad i don't have any screaming trees to play
	9:44pm Ridonkulous: The banyan tree that the Buddha sat under had a baby that's now in Sri Lanka. That one had a baby that's now in Honolulu. I got a leaf from that one.
	9:44pm StringOFperils: Birthing a mangrove tree could be a track on this playlist
	9:44pm Spinning Giant: Tolkien was onto something with the Ents
	🧂 9:45pm solo mon: A labour of leave
	9:45pm Little Danny: thanks hyper :) 🔎
	🧂 9:45pm Mxter Baba: I'm still recovering form the Cabbage Patch birth scene from last year
	9:45pm Spinning Giant: Ridonk - true story?
	9:45pm apple tree∅: how'd you like it if somebody picked YOUR apples?!
	9:46pm Ridonkulous: SG, absolutely!
	9:46pm arb: still can't believe no one brought up after slaw last week
	🧂 9:46pm Mxter Baba: Yes! It is true!
	9:46pm Spinning Giant: Ridonk that is freakING cool!
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: Everyone’s getting a stuffed pantyhose worm w brussel sprout eyes as a mementoe
	9:47pm Listener Gregory: Interesting music. Usually I don't eat dinner in a crypt.
	🧂 9:47pm Folsom: My folks would stuff onions in panty hose, hang them in the garage to keep them fresh
	9:48pm arb: *in a washing machine in a crypt
	🧂 9:48pm Mxter Baba: here's an article about the grandchild tree: www.honolulumagazine.com...
	🧂 9:48pm solo mon: yes the old onion panty hose trick
	9:48pm Greg Arden: Hi ARBitrarium! Arb! I heard a knocking so I came in.😇
	9:48pm Little Danny: my grandfather ate onions as one would an apple
	9:48pm HyperDose: Greg the Healer!
	9:49pm Little Danny: greg!!! speaking of "humans"!!!
	9:49pm arb: Hi Greg!! angel baby tree
	9:49pm Ridonkulous: Greg, does a heavenly choir sound every time you come in someplace?
	🧂 9:50pm Folsom: @ Little Danny, I could do that with a red onion
	9:50pm Little Danny: holelujah!
	9:50pm Spinning Giant: Little Danny - my granny did that too! With oodles of salt!
	9:50pm Ridonkulous: hOLOlujah!
	9:50pm StringOFperils: Wearing panty hose with onions stored in them could be a good look
	🧂 9:50pm solo mon: greg arden aka whackapedia brown
	🧂 9:51pm Mxter Baba: Ridonk has achieved the next OLO level!
	9:51pm Little Danny: @folsom: i can't really even eat raw onion anymore at all, i'm the shame of the family :(
	9:51pm Ridonkulous: My dad liked eating lemons. We are are a weak and decadent generation.
	🧂 9:51pm Mxter Baba: I always wear my pantyhose stuffed with onions
	9:51pm Greg Arden: A human healer as long as I am on a strong lead. I thought I heard some angels expelling wind through their instruments! This is exciting programming Arb I’m hooked!
	9:51pm Listener Gregory: I knew someone was recording the voices in my head, and here they are!
	🧂 9:52pm Mxter Baba: Greg, when I see you , I hear angels farting!!!
	9:52pm arb: hook, worm and stinker
	🧂 9:52pm solo mon: i put onions in pantyhose and throw them in the laundry dryer- works better than bounce and sounds like this show!
	🧂 9:52pm Folsom: @Little I can picture me doing that with an onion, couldn't do that with a tomato, I know people eat tomatoes like an apple or make plain tomato sandwiches
	9:52pm Ridonkulous: It's a catchy one. I want to hear the rest of the farm injuries album.
	9:53pm Greg Arden: Mxter Baba! I thought it was only me that heard this grandeur at my presence.
	9:53pm Little Danny: @folsom: definitely done with many tomatoes! trying to think what else...
	🧂 9:53pm chresti: so onion keeps hosiery fresh or hosiery keeps onions fresh?
	9:53pm arb: i would sneak eat raw bell peppers as a child
	9:53pm Little Danny: it doesn't help that i'm deathly afraid of ensuing tonsilloliths
	9:53pm Greg Arden: Is fresh the goal?
	9:54pm StringOFperils: Fresh is the paradigm
	9:54pm arb: chresti asking the tough questions!
	🧂 9:55pm solo mon: Fresh is grading on a curve.
	9:55pm HyperDose: My dream woman would be adorned in glass noodle fishnet with an onion ring garter 😍
	🧂 9:55pm Mxter Baba: and beer battered?
	9:55pm Spinning Giant: chicken or egg, onion or pantyhose, tomayto tomahto, etc
	9:56pm Spinning Giant: mxter lol
	9:56pm StringOFperils: Beer spattered. I've been there, I know that much.
	9:56pm Spinning Giant: now i want onion rings damnitall"
	9:56pm Greg Arden: Dead men can’t do the new small talk. It’s what done them in, I say.
	🧂 9:57pm Mxter Baba: chacha heels is a lot to fill. size fisty
	🧂 9:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hiarb! I love cutting into a bell pepper and smelling its insides. And eating one is like an apple, but in vegetable form.
	🧂 9:57pm chresti: I hope so too!
	9:57pm Little Danny: New Small Talk sounds like the name of a font
	🧂 9:58pm solo mon: Fontanelles Sans Comic
	9:58pm Greg Arden: I would like to spelunk inside a bell pepper at about a quarter inch high. And bask in the spicy glow of the seed pod on a red slippery shore.
	9:59pm Spinning Giant: fresh corn season... boiled or bbqed...?
	9:59pm StringOFperils: Bored Old Face
	9:59pm Ridonkulous: Gurning Old Face
	10:00pm Spinning Giant: Oh Greg - youre having my dream again...
	10:00pm StringOFperils: Sorry to hear you had the 'Vid. Still better than birthing a hedge.
	10:00pm arb: nambla warning coming up
	10:00pm Greg Arden: Spinning Giant…I like to grill it on a skillet and flash steam it with beer or whatever.
	10:01pm Little Danny: this is fantastic!!!
	10:01pm Spinning Giant: Greg - wait - what?! youre blowing my mind
	10:01pm arb: Hi Ken from HP!
	🧂 10:01pm Mxter Baba: we're all going to Greg's for a BBQ! Right now!
	10:02pm Ridonkulous: I'll bring a slug!
	10:02pm Spinning Giant: mxter - F-ing A! see you there
	10:02pm coelacanth∅: i basically steam it, with some silk still (which i eat) and only for a minute or so but if i had a grill i'd grill it in the husk
	10:03pm Ridonkulous: As a guest
	10:03pm StringOFperils: I had grilled conch. Close to BBQ snail
	🧂 10:03pm Folsom: I'll bring the onions, grill it with the panty hose for flavor
	🧂 10:03pm solo mon: Greg- there’s Elote of people coming over for corn
	10:03pm Greg Arden: I like corn most ways.
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: raw ain't bad
	10:04pm arb: i got a fresh baby corn this weekend, i didn't know they existed outside of cans
	10:04pm Spinning Giant: excellent, Ridonk - one of Burrough's psychedelic slugs no doubt...?
	🧂 10:04pm solo mon: folsom, i love a nice sandaltoe sear on my grilled onions
	🧂 10:04pm chresti: olo Folsom
	10:04pm HyperDose: Love me a raw dog 🌭
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Creamed corn is a spectator sport
	10:04pm Greg Arden: I do love fresh corn in the field.
	10:04pm Richy4619: Amour fou's a real cool cat
	🧂 10:04pm WR: ARB, you had to sneak eat raw bell pepper? Raw bell pepper for all, say I.
	10:04pm HyperDose: John Wick 5: Gunpowder & Sperm 🔫💦
	🧂 10:05pm solo mon: Baby corn is the veal on the cob
	10:05pm coelacanth∅: haha
	10:06pm arb: I craved salad like little edie craves order
	10:06pm arb: hi richy4619!
	10:06pm Feldy: Hi ARB! Hi everybuddy
	🧂 10:06pm solo mon: we ate corn salad last night.
	🧂 10:06pm Folsom: @solo I'm partial to onions grilled with Underalls, served in L'egg egg
	🧂 10:06pm Mxter Baba: FFFFelllldyyyy
	10:07pm arb: Feldy's here!
	10:07pm coelacanth∅: exercise-deprived, milk-fed corn
	10:07pm Feldy: Mx BB!
	🧂 10:07pm solo mon: Feldorado!
	10:07pm HyperDose: Eddie Vedder eats baby corn
	10:07pm Greg Arden: I feel more mmmmmm mmmm cornfortable now mmm mhhmmm.
	🧂 10:07pm Mxter Baba: you ALL just way too OLO!!
	10:07pm Little Danny: damn killing it tonight arb
	10:07pm StringOFperils: Hello Feld!
	10:07pm Little Danny: loving this!
	🧂 10:08pm WR: That reminds me, I have grilled corn salad leftover still in the fridge. I've already flossed. What to do. What to do.
	🧂 10:08pm solo mon: Folsom, i love it- all about the plating.
	10:08pm coelacanth∅: i crave salad. i crave kale. i crave celery. ...etc.
	10:08pm Feldy: OLO sOLo
	10:08pm Ridonkulous: You monsters. I only eat soy corn.
	🧂 10:08pm WR: LD, are you clickying the star each time you exclaim over a song?
	🧂 10:09pm solo mon: arbs just over there tossing pearls at us. wait does that make us swine???
	🧂 10:09pm Mxter Baba: I'd say the weirdest thing I ever ate was probably a banana slug cooked over a campfire
	10:09pm StringOFperils: Pearls before slime.
	10:09pm coelacanth∅: no, though we are swine.
	10:10pm arb: 🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽🚩🌽
	🧂 10:10pm solo mon: were you out of marshmallows mxter baba????
	10:10pm Listener Gregory: Finally got the theme of tonight's show: All the songs were recorded in caves. Or bell peppers.
	10:10pm Richy4619: ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼ ⊶ ☀ ⊷ ☼
	10:10pm arb: thanks LD!
	🧂 10:10pm Mxter Baba: slug jenga
	10:10pm StringOFperils: Days of swine and hoses
	🧂 10:11pm solo mon: OLO stringers !
	🧂 10:11pm Mxter Baba: solo: I was one of those teens that would do anything for a dare, especially if I had a crush on someone
	10:11pm coelacanth∅: then arb's an oyster projectile pearl-vomiting
	10:11pm arb: sorry to my headphone wearing listeners
	10:12pm Little Danny: wr i actually fume a little every time arb plays a song that i wish i'd already known about 😖
	10:12pm Little Danny: i'm a small petty man :(
	10:12pm Ridonkulous: Oyst on our own petards.
	10:13pm flannery: u had me at tone poems
	10:13pm StringOFperils: Definitely petarded
	10:13pm Feldy: Well Little Danny there’s some songs you don’t know about like the one I wrote about shopping carts
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Petty Little Danny really would light up a marquee. Just saying.
	10:13pm arb: feldy send it to me first!
	10:14pm coelacanth∅: today someone in town mentioned the guy that made an entire album out of sounds from the mid-hudson bridge. pissed me off. shoulda been me.
	10:14pm arb: ooh we got a tie of 4 clicky stars on the Solange
	10:14pm flannery: petit danny
	10:14pm Feldy: OLO Ok ARB
	10:14pm Little Danny: i wish i'd already known about that too feldy!!! send to me before you send to arb okay
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Ferocious lightning storm happening outside of my headphones here...somebody's gonna get a tornado around here
	10:15pm arb: I'm glad I grew up with tornado drills instead of active shooter drills
	🧂 10:15pm Mxter Baba: I really tried to find a jenga more interesting than hot dogs, but this was the best I could do
	🧂 10:15pm Mxter Baba: arb: I feel that.
	10:16pm arb: that's beautiful though Mxter B, best use of hot dogs i've seen
	🧂 10:16pm chresti: arb is in the lead for the dj playing stuff I've not heard before award!
	🧂 10:16pm Folsom: @arb I remember doing the drills where you would line up in the hallway, all bent down, safest place for tornadoes
	🧂 10:16pm solo mon: hot dog jenga, metaphor for my life
	10:16pm Little Danny: me too chresti :)
	10:16pm Feldy: Now I can start a bidding war for my masterpiece. It’s like Columbia House, you get it for a penny
	🧂 10:17pm Mxter Baba: me too, chrestikins!
	🧂 10:17pm solo mon: as long as its not scrapple jenga.
	10:17pm Little Danny: 2500USD feldy
	🧂 10:17pm WR: solo mon, is this Korny's side gig: customcornhole.com...
	10:17pm StringOFperils: This is where all the hurt art gets healed and set free in the wild
	10:17pm arb: same folsom, i loved class being interrupted for doing those drills
	🧂 10:17pm solo mon: custom kornOLO !
	10:17pm Richy4619: i've been thru a good tornado. giant tree fell on me but i won. chopped it to pieces with a chain saw.
	🧂 10:18pm Folsom: @arb never had to do the duck and cover nuclear bomb drills, that was before my time
	10:18pm coelacanth∅: we only had fire drills. and bomb-scares
	10:18pm arb: sop, kinda wanna add that to my show blurb
	10:18pm Greg Arden: I like the idea of a custom cornhole but can I afford it?
	10:18pm Spinning Giant: alright Greg paprika salt oil rub administered now dumping in some musky Italian white and lime smells divine! :D
	🧂 10:18pm chresti: nice hotdog log cabin, Mxter Babakins!
	10:18pm arb: happy to play this song without nonos!
	10:18pm spodiodi: oh my
	🧂 10:19pm Mxter Baba: The artists played on Arbitrarium I've either never ever heard of them or I know them personally
	10:19pm Richy4619: hiya spodi
	10:19pm Feldy: It’s so funny because I never feel free when I’m working
	10:19pm arb: omg richy!
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: anyone ever seen the george kuchar tornado video diaries?? so good.
	10:19pm spodiodi: aloha, Richy
	10:19pm Greg Arden: Mmm Spinning Giant Corn!
	🧂 10:19pm Mxter Baba: yeah, good one, SOpkins!
	10:20pm Richy4619: point being those drills came in handy. i hid under my studio desk with my two partners
	10:20pm arb: i still don't have a good grip on earthquake etiquette
	🧂 10:20pm solo mon: Cornado weather
	10:20pm arb: but i do remember not to leave my water near my computer in case of an earthquake
	10:20pm Listener Gregory: Well, I'm old enough to remember atomic bomb drills in 2nd grade. Because the basement was too dangerous to go into, we just knelt besides our desks and said the rosary with a nun leading us. That was probably about as effective as any other drill we could do.
	10:20pm StringOFperils: Shake it 'til you make it
	10:21pm flannery: wow no that sounds like a great rec solo
	10:21pm Spinning Giant: first time flash steamer i had no idea what ive been missing!
	10:21pm spodiodi: shakes it
	10:21pm Spinning Giant: call me crazy but i couldnt resist the addition of a caramelized dijon glaze to seal them up
	10:22pm Richy4619: that's good to consider, arb. i live in in an earthquake high impact zone. spodi knows...
	🧂 10:22pm Mxter Baba: arb: I was in a performance art class at SFAI during the 1989 earthquake and no one budged, then immediately started critiquing it. This is true.
	10:23pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha
	🧂 10:23pm Aitch: do earthquakes make your tummy rumble?
	10:23pm Ridonkulous: When in an area prone to natural emergencies, always keep on clean underwear. Take the damn onions out.
	🧂 10:23pm solo mon: Don't make art, criticize!
	10:23pm Greg Arden: I grew up with unexpected guest drills in my home where we would have to prepare gourmet meals for racist grandma or Drunkle Ray from what was on hand. My specialty was fried bologna with iceberg lettuce slaw.
	10:24pm spodiodi: i've dropped my phone into my glass of water 3 times (and was able to slowly resurrect it each time (last time without a working camera)) still. i was pleased with my efforts
	10:24pm coelacanth∅: maybe a good idea to keep liquids away from computers anyway? ...a computer repair place i know of had a sign saying repair hourly rates are double if you dumped liquid into it!
	🧂 10:24pm solo mon: goddamit they DID teach me something at SFAI!
	🧂 10:24pm Mxter Baba: omx Greg, barfola!!!!
	10:24pm arb: that's hilarious Mx Baba
	10:24pm Richy4619: been thru many quakes. each time i'm usually caught off guard. it's always different. haha, Mxter Baba.
	🧂 10:25pm solo mon: spinning giant that sounds amazing! good one
	🧂 10:25pm Mxter Baba: solo OLO!!!
	10:25pm Ridonkulous: In the Whittier earthquake aftershock (1987), we all ran out of the house and waited in the yard. One of us walked back inside and came back out 5 minutes later with fresh Jiffy Pop. You were supposed to turn off the gas but he had earthquake etiquette.
	10:25pm Richy4619: sadly, SFAI just closed its doors. : (
	10:25pm Little Danny: oh man richy that is wild i imagine you out there actually battling flying tree trunks and chopping through them with a whirring chainsaw
	10:25pm Spinning Giant: Greg - fried baloney is a delicacy - wish i had some to go with this corn!!
	10:26pm Greg Arden: Spinning you gotta glaze it! 🥳
	🧂 10:26pm chresti: I go under a sturdy doorway or table. good to have latches on cupboards-which we don't
	10:26pm StringOFperils: I was imagining a Paul Bunyan kinda scene with Richy sawing up a tornado with a chain-saw.
	🧂 10:26pm Mxter Baba: Richy4619: yeah why can't they give us a little warning so we can stock up on TP and steaks BEFORE the quake?!?!?
	10:27pm coelacanth∅: haha!... Ridonkulous!
	10:27pm Greg Arden: My fried baloney was divoon.
	10:27pm arb: save a tree, wipe with a spotted owl!
	🧂 10:27pm solo mon: save a tree, use a corncob!
	10:27pm Listener Gregory: I just this moment read the following, which I feel I must share: In the 18th century, footmen who walked behind their masters/mistresses were vulgarly referred to as "fart catchers."
	10:27pm arb: my favorite sign from when i lived in the ex-logging town Hayfork
	🧂 10:28pm Mxter Baba: Both colleges I dropped out of have gone DOWN.
	🧂 10:28pm Aitch: They weren't brown ducks to start with
	10:28pm spodiodi: olo arb
	🧂 10:28pm solo mon: lol baba i think its so funny we are both sfai drop outs ;-) we dropped out of dropping out, basically.
	10:29pm Greg Arden: I’m more of a fart knocker by those terms. Or I was an avid one in the 90s I can never remember.
	🧂 10:29pm solo mon: If you only eat corn, you dont have to wipe.
	10:29pm Richy4619: rip college
	10:30pm arb: O🌽O
	10:30pm Greg Arden: Truer words were never sporked Solo.
	10:30pm StringOFperils: Double dropping out takes focus and determination.
	10:30pm Feldy: The winner is SFAI, who owns a ton of pricey real estate
	🧂 10:31pm Mxter Baba: SOp: thank you!
	10:31pm Feldy: Greg a wise man once said Better to be a Fart Knocker than a Cropduster
	🧂 10:31pm solo mon: Yeah the campus of sfai is gorge, they had that goin for them
	🧂 10:31pm Mxter Baba: I think the campus was the main reason I applied
	10:32pm spodiodi: great views from the roof
	🧂 10:32pm solo mon: i only went there cuz i wanted kuchar to be my mentor.
	🧂 10:32pm Mxter Baba: Ooooh, I hope there's a "memorial" for SFAI. Heh
	10:32pm Listener Gregory: Turns out that the Dept of Labor lists 18 job openings for fart catchers. This damn labor shortage!!
	10:32pm StringOFperils: @MXBaba > Evidently you came out a wiener.
	10:33pm Greg Arden: I come from a long line of crop dusters. Sometimes I don’t know where my allegiance should lay with my ancestral destiny or my life’s passion.
	10:34pm Listener Gregory: @Greg A: carp duster is as far as I ever went.
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: Fun fact: Gregs family started the dust bowl that grapes of wrath takes place in.
	10:35pm StringOFperils: You have to tape the cassette shows.
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: No archive but at least there’s a chart.
	🧂 10:36pm Mxter Baba: solo: you were right on about that. I can't believe I frittered my opportunity to work with George Kuchar and instead joined the cult of Tony Labat.
	10:36pm Greg Arden: Ive dusted a few carps. But I glazed them afterwards.
	10:37pm flannery: omg im gonna be outta town for primal ice cream and im deranged… how am i gonna be healed….
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: Theres been some complications with kornys elective surgery. He might be out a few weeks.
	10:37pm Feldy: “I’ve seen a million crops, and I dusted them all” -Bon Jovi
	🧂 10:39pm solo mon: new trend alert: dust-crop tops.
	10:39pm arb: cha cha is where you get heeled
	🧂 10:40pm Mxter Baba: I think I was afraid that if I worked with George, he'd try to get me to make out with some icky person on camera
	10:40pm Listener Gregory: Corps dusters have esprit.
	🧂 10:41pm solo mon: exquisite crops
	10:41pm Feldy: New trend alert: corpse-dusting
	10:41pm Listener Gregory: To be honest, carp dusters are the fart catchers to the crop dusters, but don't mention it to them.
	10:42pm Greg Arden: Explicit crop tops for bottoms only.
	10:42pm Listener Gregory: @Feldy, it's the crop dusting that leads to the corpses.
	10:43pm Richy4619: A crop of the world.
	10:43pm Greg Arden: Strangely enough I saw a carp shrimping today.
	🧂 10:43pm Mxter Baba: In Tony Labat's class, I only had to watch people fucking produce or branding themselves
	10:44pm Ridonkulous: The Egg sound more than a little like The Lovely Eggs.
	10:45pm arb: this next one hurts my ears but i still like it, and Mxter Baba you also know them personally
	🧂 10:45pm solo mon: Carpe digits
	10:46pm arb: Little Danny did you tell us the name of the burnt seashell yet?
	10:46pm Ridonkulous: They are called fish sticks. They are usually removed early.
	10:47pm StringOFperils: Cholo Nike
	10:47pm Feldy: All this time I thought everyone was saying fish dicks
	10:48pm flannery: man all this time i was eating fish dicks too
	🧂 10:48pm Mxter Baba: Ah, yes, my old SFAI pal, Dame Darcy!
	🧂 10:49pm solo mon: oh shit i always thought it was fish ticks.
	10:49pm spodiodi: olo @fish dicks
	🧂 10:49pm Mxter Baba: fist shticks
	10:50pm Feldy: Black Ice takes me right back to Michigan winter commutes
	🧂 10:50pm Aitch: fishdycuffs
	10:50pm Little Danny: arb@10:46: what stringy said
	10:51pm Little Danny: i'd like to echo all of stringy's comments tonight if i might
	10:51pm Little Danny: stringy do you need a shy hype man
	10:52pm StringOFperils: Philly Echo Blunt
	10:52pm Greg Arden: Digging the tunes ARB!! 🐾🐾
	🧂 10:52pm Mxter Baba: yeah, Stringy's on it like blue bonnet!
	10:52pm arb: thank ye greg!
	🧂 10:53pm solo mon: cold fish dicks served on a block of black ice.
	10:53pm Listener Gregory: I went to an underwater comedy club once, but the fish schticks were cringey,
	10:53pm StringOFperils: I need a guidance consuela
	10:53pm flannery: lol @ shy hype man
	10:54pm flannery: also olo @ all the sfai gossip tonight i cannot believe
	10:54pm Greg Arden: Man I do miss fish stick sandwiches every Friday.
	10:55pm Ridonkulous: The shrimps got them all.
	🧂 10:56pm Mxter Baba: flannery: ya got some?!?!?
	10:56pm StringOFperils: I must try fish-stick sandwich
	10:56pm Feldy: You can take my fish dicks from my cold black ice chicken fingers
	10:57pm Ridonkulous: Red Shirt is the carp's pajamas. Awesome.
	10:57pm StringOFperils: Hah!
	10:57pm flannery: gosh i wish … my college… zero gossip
	🧂 10:58pm Mxter Baba: I played a character called Fish Witch, and had a magic wand with a fish stick at the end. I tormented children with untastiness, until I was vanquished by Sri Racha
	🧂 10:58pm Mxter Baba: omx Feldy! OLO
	10:58pm Greg Arden: Feldy! 😮😵😬🥺🥳
	🧂 10:59pm Mxter Baba: flannery: I got to calling it the San Francisco Attitude Institute
	10:59pm Little Danny: another hour please
	10:59pm Listener Gregory: @Mxter B, I would pay money to see the Fish Witch.
	🧂 10:59pm Mxter Baba: never let it end!!!!!
	🧂 10:59pm solo mon: i don't know whats real anymore
	🧂 11:00pm Mxter Baba: @LG: I think there's some video somewhere!
	🧂 11:00pm WR: Om Sri Racha Baba!
	11:00pm HyperDose: Thank you, ARB!
	11:00pm spodiodi: nice one arb! loved it <3 thanks for fillinin
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Yeah I could do another hour. But...
	11:00pm Feldy: Keep on dusting us ARB
	🧂 11:00pm Mxter Baba: WR ha ha!!!!
	🧂 11:01pm Mxter Baba: Actually, I might have eaten weirder things than banana slugs at SFAI…
	11:02pm Listener Gregory: Thanks, Arb. Great show to crop dust to.
	11:02pm Feldy: Thanks ARB!
	11:02pm Richy4619: glad i caught ya on
	11:02pm Little Danny: waving chicken fingers in the air brava l'Arb!!!
	11:02pm coelacanth∅: Thanks arb!
	11:02pm spodiodi: <3 way!
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Corn smut slug.
	11:03pm Little Danny: hell yeah feldy!!!
	🧂 11:03pm Mxter Baba: YAY FELDY!!!!
	11:03pm Feldy: ✂️
	🧂 11:03pm chresti: Wow thanks arb!
	🧂 11:03pm WR: Thank you for the filet in our ears and minds tonight ARB!
	11:03pm StringOFperils: It's a tie!!!
	11:03pm Spinning Giant: happy trails weirdos see yall again reel soon like
	🧂 11:03pm Mxter Baba: Hey, I won by getting a hysterectomy!
	11:04pm spodiodi: Feldy 🎬 👏
	11:04pm Richy4619: ----8<---
	11:04pm Ridonkulous: A very happy couple of hours. Thanks arb!
	11:04pm StringOFperils: Ovarian bunker busters for Arbitrarium points.
	11:04pm flannery: thank u arb!!! thank YOU feldy
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: fucked up anyway in that it excludes males who don't need a vasectomy to not be breeders
	🧂 11:05pm chresti: yay Feldy!
	11:05pm arb: yes MX Baba is reverse grandfathered in
	11:05pm Feldy: ❤️ I did for you, only my fans or my OnlyFans
	🧂 11:05pm solo mon: yes good respite from that usual filth they have here on sunday night.
	11:05pm spodiodi: olo solo
	11:05pm HyperDose: Love Feldy's OnlyFlans
	11:05pm StringOFperils: Thanks for the angst tones Arb!
	11:06pm arb: true coel, mix tapes for all the gays just for being superior
	11:07pm Little Danny: get well soon korny ❤️️
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: gay mixtapes will save korny
	🧂 11:07pm Mxter Baba: And my offer still stands, if anyone needs to come to california… mi casa es to casa
	11:07pm spodiodi: you too korny!
	🧂 11:08pm Mxter Baba: tu, that is
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Great seeing hearing and sassing y’all to to tasty beat ARB laid down. I’m going to play fish families tonight with the cats and see if that satisfies the itch from this show. I simply can’t tell you how absolutely charming it was to have made your collective acquaintances.♥️🤗🫠
	11:08pm Ridonkulous: Heehaw, and away...!
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Great show ARB!! 🐾
	🧂 11:08pm Mxter Baba: We bought a new tape deck to play out Arbitrarium mix tape and after listening to it, the player died!
	11:09pm arb: thank you fishies! Luv you, but don't let those fishies leave your tubes ok
	11:09pm spodiodi: gnight, Arbsurdistanis all <3
	11:09pm StringOFperils: Shy hype the life pipe
	11:09pm arb: i should send walkmans with the vas/lez tapes
	11:10pm arb: thank you for all the LOLzzz
	🧂 11:10pm solo mon: shy hype for the arb’m.
	🧂 11:11pm Mxter Baba: yeah, thanks everyone! thanks arb!
	11:12pm Greg Arden: I actually did remember eating corn.
	🧂 11:14pm Mxter Baba: I'm gonna transition just so I can get a vasectomy
	11:17pm Feldy: More like a Vas-yummy
	11:17pm StringOFperils: Laughing all the way to the blank.
	4:27pm Speedo Gonzalez: listening late but always worth listening! awesome show as usual ARB!
	6:43pm Little Danny: dang look at all these comments!!!
	1:39pm Skip: ↳ WR @10:17 Korny has also come together with Skip's Garage (https://www.skipsgarage.com/) to create custom cornhole boards. Korny specializes in designing boards with a variety of artwork, focusing on creating custom boards that meet the highest standards of quality and playability. Together, they have created a superior collection of cornhole boards that are perfect for your next tailgate, backyard party, or tournament.

The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from July 24, 2022

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