WFMU: The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from December 17, 2021

Listener comments!
	8:04pm HyperDose: I've been soaking my asparagus in apple cider vinegar for weeks just for tonight!
	8:44pm ARB: Hayper Birthday!!
	8:53pm HyperDose: Why you gotta blow up my spot like that? 🙄 haha Thank you DJ ARB on the 1's and 2's ♨️
	🧂 8:57pm solo mon: The f bomb itrarium
	🧂 8:57pm solo mon: HBD HYPRD!
	🧂 8:57pm Aitch: Will there be a vinegar stoke at midnight?. I'll try a Cratedigger's LARB, but expect things to get quite confusing.
	8:59pm HyperDose: @Aitch ...chalupa batman?
	🧂 9:00pm Aitch: i don't know what that means, but happy birthday
	9:01pm flannery: hello!
	9:01pm HyperDose: @Aitch "vinegar strokes" is a joke from the TV show The League. I threw another reference out there to see if you were referring to said show. I stand corrected. and THANK YOU every buddie!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hi weirdos
	🧂 9:02pm WR: Hello ARB and Arbitranians. Vinegar! I'm moving from my desk to the kitchen to listen. I'll be using vinegar from a pickle jar as braising liquid. Happy Birthday HyperDose, whether you want it or not. Here it comes.
	🧂 9:02pm Aitch: You too Danny
	🧂 9:02pm chresti: Hi ARB and ARBsolutions!
	9:02pm Little Danny: yeah hyper birthday hyperd!
	9:03pm ARB: Come on in!
	🧂 9:03pm solo mon: Weird Up!
	🧂 9:03pm chresti: Happy Birthday HyperD!
	9:03pm Franco Twinkie: Happy nascent day Hyperdelic!
	9:04pm ARB: Hyper Dose, guest of honerd!
	9:04pm spodiodi: aloha ARB and Arbistanis! (double-dippin in Rich's Crates)
	9:05pm ARB: Solo!
	9:05pm ARB: Aitch!
	9:05pm ARB: flannery!
	9:05pm ARB: Little Danny!
	🧂 9:05pm Aitch: ARB!
	9:05pm ARB: WR!
	9:05pm ARB: more in a sec, we have a transition coming
	9:06pm Franco Twinkie: Seems like I boiled the fuck out of my dinner. I will type until it stops bubbling.
	9:06pm spodiodi: VLC on macOS won't run mote than one instance shakes fist... firing up another machine
	9:06pm ARB: Chresti!
	9:06pm ARB: Franco Twinkie!
	9:06pm ARB: Spodiodi!
	9:06pm HyperDose: Thought that read "I boiled the fuck out of my guitar". I wanted to know what it sounded like
	9:07pm ARB: Okay I'm done stealing focus from Rich, you all head back over there and come back for the after party
	🧂 9:07pm Aitch: it gently wept
	9:07pm HyperDose: LEENALCHI vibes
	9:08pm Franco Twinkie: Arbadelic!
	9:08pm HyperDose: @spodi wiki.videolan.org...
	🧂 9:08pm solo mon: Guitar boils, bring a lemon and some butter
	🧂 9:08pm chresti: Not a chance, unless you start playing yacht rock.
	9:09pm ARB: I've never been on a yacht, should I try it?
	🧂 9:10pm Aitch: yes, it's good
	🧂 9:11pm chresti: I've only been on boats and hovercrafts.
	🧂 9:11pm solo mon: Yacht tonight
	🧂 9:11pm Aitch: josephine
	9:14pm flannery: dont play with my heart (list fast car and play domething else)
	9:14pm StringOFperils: El condor que pasa?
	🧂 9:14pm solo mon: This music makes me wish I was even more stoned-er.
	9:15pm Little Danny: i knew eventually we'd get to fast car :(
	🧂 9:15pm chresti: I'm still not sure what yacht rock sounds like. Steely Don?
	9:15pm ARB: Stringy!
	9:15pm StringOFperils: Hi Arbitoreum
	🧂 9:15pm solo mon: You gotta Faust car. Let’s make a deal.
	9:16pm StringOFperils: Men who stare at Goethe
	🧂 9:17pm chresti: olo solo! My dad 's first job in CA was selling used cars.
	🧂 9:18pm solo mon: Did he work for Cal Worthington??
	9:18pm Franco Twinkie: Alina, I got terribly woozy on a yacht. We anchored off Santa Cruz Island for the night and I had to sleep in the pilot house. It pitched all night, but I never puked!
	9:19pm Little Danny: i was promised rod stewart
	9:20pm StringOFperils: Rod Stewart and son pleaded guilty to assault and battery in Florida today
	9:20pm ARB: Sorry playlist got out of order, now you all know what's coming
	🧂 9:20pm solo mon: Spare the Rod…
	9:21pm Little Danny: whoa rod
	9:21pm StringOFperils: I don't know nothin' about birthin' no chilluns.
	9:21pm ARB: There should be land yachts for those of us who suffer seasickness
	🧂 9:21pm solo mon: Who did they a salt?
	9:22pm HyperDose: Did ARB just first nation giver us?
	9:22pm StringOFperils: An obstreperous french fry
	🧂 9:22pm chresti: No, some lot in Fillmore, I want to say William Morris motors, but that confuses me.@solo mon
	9:23pm Franco Twinkie: Is this Alinas junk drawer?
	9:24pm Little Danny: ooo i love this
	🧂 9:24pm chresti: We trust your snap decisions
	9:24pm StringOFperils: This has Crypt Keeper potential
	🧂 9:25pm solo mon: Alina twirling her moustache to this.
	9:25pm ARB: Steve Thomsen is my Mozart
	9:27pm ARB: More like epilating it to this
	9:27pm flannery: i love this band!
	🧂 9:27pm chresti: Yes! Thanks for Steve Thomsen
	🧂 9:27pm solo mon: If you need a brand new car go see cal we used to think they sang “pussy cow” instead of go see cal.
	9:27pm Franco Twinkie: Steve Thomsen and Boyd Rice glued a Tide detergent box to the wall on a ride at Disneyland.
	9:28pm flannery: ian really wants to know that last one if yr sharing
	9:28pm StringOFperils: We need a Pussy Cow bumper sticker in the world.
	🧂 9:28pm solo mon: If you need a brand new car pussy cow.
	9:28pm HyperDose: Sofa King also sells junk drawers, Franco.
	9:29pm ARB: Hi Ian! I'll update in a sec
	9:29pm Franco Twinkie: How old are you today Hyper?
	🧂 9:30pm chresti: Ha, I remember Cal Worthington ads!
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: Epilator lady
	9:30pm spodiodi: thanks, HyperDose! very useful. hadn't bothered to seek a workaround yet 🙏
	9:31pm HyperDose: Treinta y cuatro, señor Twinkie
	9:32pm Franco Twinkie: Oh my gawd, I've been consorting with a mere child!
	🧂 9:33pm solo mon: Love messer fur frau mueller.
	9:35pm HyperDose: You and Ken Freedman both, Franco. He grooms me after his show each week. Stockholm syndrome is starting to settle in.
	9:36pm Franco Twinkie: I get along better with youngsters that people my own age.
	9:37pm ARB: F bomb yay!
	9:37pm spodiodi: what's it like? getting along with people?
	9:37pm ARB: finally
	🧂 9:37pm chresti: My son turns 34 in June, HyperD.
	9:37pm ARB: My birthday is in just under 3 weeks, what are you all gonna chip in and get me?
	9:37pm Little Danny: i missed it :(
	9:37pm spodiodi: 🖕woohoo!
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: I love people spodi. I'm socially hyperactive.
	9:38pm ARB: "You fucked my people and you broke them in half. I think your company is too over-staffed"
	9:39pm Little Danny: thanks ARB, more f-bombs please
	9:40pm spodiodi: the big 92 is looming! been on my (old) mind
	9:40pm HyperDose: Same, but other way around for me Franco. Was never one for that fake macho image obsessed competitive bs. Older people are past that and secure with who they are. I gravitate towards making real, lasting connections
	9:40pm Little Danny: you still look great
	9:41pm flannery: i have been fermenting one big fart for yr birthday arb
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: Fucking wonderful to hear the word fuck
	9:41pm Little Danny: lol flannery
	9:41pm StringOFperils: Christmas music on the isle of scorched fuck
	9:41pm ARB: See ya in the shower Flannery!
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: I’m pickling a panty hose worm for you arb.
	9:42pm spodiodi: plenty of old people are insecure macho competitive numbskulls
	🧂 9:42pm chresti: I missed it, fuckin fuck
	9:42pm StringOFperils: You're getting a stick that looks like a Skye terrier, in the right light.
	9:42pm Little Danny: they're playing your song stringy
	9:43pm StringOFperils: They know how to party on scorched fuck island
	9:43pm Franco Twinkie: I certainly don't give a fuck about anything Hyper, as a matter of fact I don't even get properly dressed any more. I go everywhere in my pajamas.
	9:44pm Little Danny: is scorched fuck island a reality competition show
	9:46pm StringOFperils: It's where matches are made, with matches.
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: Scorched fuck? There’s an ointment for that.
	9:46pm Little Danny: lol arb what is this the npr music page
	9:46pm spodiodi: olo, SOp
	9:46pm Franco Twinkie: This fucking rocks in just the right way!
	🧂 9:47pm chresti: The little abandonned girl at the park was surprised that Franco was wearing pajamas.
	🧂 9:48pm solo mon: FT I think Billie Eylash wears pajamas during the day too, so you’re basically the height of fashion rn
	9:49pm Little Danny: great!!!
	9:49pm ARB: Americans have to wear pajamas in Europe so we can find each other in a crowd, but not sure why we do it at home.
	9:50pm StringOFperils: Pajamas In the Park are melting in the dark all the sweet cream icing running down blah blah-by de blah blah blah
	9:51pm HyperDose: pYjamas are underrated. Especially the ones with the butt flap
	9:51pm Little Danny: if you wear your clothes to bed are they pajamas?
	9:51pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, on our side of town ALL the teenage girls wear pajama pants and skateboard shoes. I didn't know it was a Billy thing. Makes sense.
	9:53pm StringOFperils: If you wear youe clothes to bed, they are symptoms.
	🧂 9:53pm chresti: There's a Himalayan outlet up the street that sell rayon pajama-like clothes.
	9:53pm HyperDose: You're a soup guy, aren't you, LD?
	9:54pm StringOFperils: Nothin says Tibet like Rayon.
	9:54pm Little Danny: this feels like a trick question hyper
	9:54pm Little Danny: but yes!!!!!
	🧂 9:54pm chresti: I wear my clothes in bed
	9:55pm spodiodi: i have a friend who used to wear his shoes to bed (at least when we'd be sleeping over at other friend's houses)
	9:55pm StringOFperils: I think you might be getting some soup under the ol' tree, Danny.
	🧂 9:57pm solo mon: Soup for Christmas! Makes a great stocking stuffer
	🧂 9:58pm solo mon: Hot Soup served in butt flap pyjamas.
	9:58pm StringOFperils: Chowder-bearing cherubs in chaps
	9:58pm spodiodi: i made another huge pot of lentil soup again today (third or fourth week in a row). it was edible because lentils are delicious (mzpodi's been taking some to work each day)
	🧂 9:59pm chresti: Also wool outerwear, hats, rugs, etc. I bought a rayon skirt there a couple years ago. I really don't like shopping much anymore.
	9:59pm spodiodi: SOp, i'm going to have to log out if you don't turn it down a notch XD
	9:59pm Franco Twinkie: A friend of mine use to get a stick of butter and a bottle of maple syrup in his Christmas stocking. He would sit by the tree, take a bite of butter and wash it down with syrup.
	9:59pm Little Danny: chaps for cherubs is definitely a store somewhere
	10:00pm ARB: My friend non-consentially had half a sombrero tattooed on his belly when he fell asleep, he woke up and never got the other half. That's why I always sleep in my clothes.
	10:00pm StringOFperils: Did your friend have a blue ox by any chance, Franco?
	10:00pm spodiodi: my one brother used to eat butter by the chunk
	10:01pm Franco Twinkie: No, he had a rattlesnake. Really!
	10:03pm Little Danny: oh spodi as of a few weeks ago i am still definitely plopping butter pats straight into my mouth
	10:03pm StringOFperils: White chocolate cherubs in chaps could be a thing. I can visualize that store. On the lower level of the mall. Out by the airport. Duty free.
	🧂 10:03pm solo mon: Chaps for cherubs: what happens when the gays buy the precious moments chapel.
	10:04pm HyperDose: Just finished putting up the LED strips in the living room. The new pad is getting there!
	10:04pm Little Danny: Butter Pat is a pretty good stage name btw
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Precious Momus Chapel
	10:05pm Little Danny: LOL stringy
	🧂 10:06pm chresti: I have a friend (or two?) that tried using dogfood in place of hamburger.
	🧂 10:06pm solo mon: haaaaaaa!
	10:06pm spodiodi: Little Danny, how do you do it!? my father is another one... he used to wrap pancakes around the stuff... yee. mzpodi won't allow any on her pancakes. i require a little, but don't run into pancakes all that often
	10:06pm Little Danny: precious momus is absolutely killing me
	10:07pm StringOFperils: He'd love it.
	🧂 10:07pm solo mon: I can full picture a precious moment w an eyepatch!
	10:08pm Franco Twinkie: When Chrestis brother was in county jail he worked in the kitchen. Him and one of the other jailbirds threw a bunch of butter pats at the ceiling. The correction officer demanded to know why they were laughing. He never looked up.
	🧂 10:08pm solo mon: On brand
	🧂 10:09pm solo mon: We don’t allow butter in the house.
	10:10pm Little Danny: i just plop it on to my tongue, spodi! melts in your hands melts in your mouth
	10:10pm Little Danny: thank you ARB ❤️️
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, do you keep it in the car?
	10:11pm spodiodi: hahaha
	10:11pm northguineahills: Wickerman!
	10:11pm StringOFperils: Butter Pat Sounds
	🧂 10:11pm solo mon: I hide it in a tree, like my father used to hide Oreos at the commune
	10:11pm ARB: Hiya northguineahills, come in out of the wicker!
	10:12pm ARB: And hi Paul Robeson I C U!!!
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Two-fisted lover.
	🧂 10:14pm chresti: I love butter, sometimes would cut it with olive oil (more oil and a fraction of butter) My mom mixed it with safflower oil. The first time I remember tasting butter was when the county/state gave it to my family (before food stamps)
	🧂 10:15pm WR: Good thing I've not been looking at the playlist because if I had, I would be confused and have so many questions.
	10:15pm StringOFperils: This winds a circuitous path back to milk, and Arb....doesn't it...
	🧂 10:16pm solo mon: Tiny Tim is related to middle finger Alina?
	10:17pm spodiodi: aloha, WR! the the Dave Sewelson Claus pic!
	10:17pm StringOFperils: Repo-Man sdtrk....I always loved this Plugz track
	10:18pm spodiodi: love the* not the the
	10:18pm HyperDose: There are frequencies at work here that are beyond my comprehension and I love it
	🧂 10:18pm chresti: Real Tan.
	10:18pm Franco Twinkie: The Plugz were the best!
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: You put the freak in freakquency
	10:19pm ARB: Yeah this is my fave plugz song!
	10:19pm ARB: has there only been one f-bomb? what is middle finger Alina doing?
	10:20pm Franco Twinkie: Get on the fucking ball, will you?
	🧂 10:20pm WR: spodiodi, I thought you meant the the Dave... like they would shout in movies: the the blob!
	10:21pm ARB: Hi WR!!
	🧂 10:22pm WR: Come on Franco, the one thing we can expect from ARB is to not do what we would expect from ARB.
	10:23pm Little Danny: the cat sounds keep making me jump
	10:23pm StringOFperils: I paid for an art tantrum and goddammit I'm gonna get one!
	🧂 10:23pm solo mon: I’m ready to scream into a toilet
	10:23pm Little Danny: well done arb
	10:24pm Franco Twinkie: That's for certain WR. And she's only getting more so.
	10:24pm coelacanth∅: greetings ARB and ARBadillos
	10:25pm HyperDose: ARB is the ghost in the freeform machine
	10:25pm StringOFperils: Hi coel∅!
	10:25pm Franco Twinkie: Coel!
	10:27pm ARB: Hi Coelacanthø!
	🧂 10:27pm WR: One thing I am curious about the Sewelson Santa photo is that there are a series of photos, all with the cat. And as informal as he sometimes is on his program I don't recall him ever mentioning having a cat. What? a photo op cat? or a prop like the suit or ? Things like this keep me up at night.
	10:27pm coelacanth∅: hey StringO and FrancO!
	10:28pm spodiodi: aloha, coelacanthØ!
	10:28pm Franco Twinkie: I saw the Vinegaroons with The Mumps the night before Easter in 1978. Unless this is a different Viegarrons.
	10:29pm coelacanth∅: hola spodio!
	10:29pm ARB: That was the Steve Thomsen piece Vinegarroon
	10:29pm StringOFperils: Art Tantrum. Great jazz parody idea.
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Nevermind.
	10:30pm ARB: I might have to pull out some listeners choice, I'm getting indecisive. You all in the mood to vote?
	10:30pm spodiodi: isn't Sewelson Claus magic, WR? i guess anything is possible
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Half hour to go. Demolish this thing.
	10:31pm StringOFperils: Will the voting be disputed ad nauseum?
	10:31pm coelacanth∅: i vote yes.
	10:32pm ARB: My ex boyf got the mumps from drinking found daiquiris on Bourbon street. I didn't know it was still contractable.
	10:32pm spodiodi: yee.
	10:32pm coelacanth∅: Franco those bags on that table match the shopper's hair at tj's
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: Why don't you just close your eyes and put your hands on things?
	10:32pm StringOFperils: the cat. the kitchenware. brooklyn. Holiday hunger pangs in jazzbo land....you do the math
	🧂 10:33pm solo mon: I will contest any vote
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: I realized that this morning Coel! Good eye.
	10:33pm Little Danny: are we still talking about art tantrum stringy because YES
	10:34pm spodiodi: i want my vote re-counted 100,000,000 times. twice.
	🧂 10:34pm solo mon: Fudge yeah Danielle dax
	10:35pm StringOFperils: Do your chads hang low?
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: I need to see if there’s bamboo threads on the voting cards. 🕵️‍♂️
	10:35pm coelacanth∅: (you played led zeppelin?)
	10:36pm StringOFperils: I love that Danielle Dax is an interior designer now.
	10:36pm spodiodi: played being the key word
	10:36pm flannery: love this
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: dead zeppelin?
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: She is?? Omg I need a visceral placenta photo in my breakfast book!
	10:37pm Little Danny: for real?!
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: Nook
	10:37pm Little Danny: Danielle Dax is the best possible name for an interior designer
	10:37pm ARB: Yeah I got sucked into her ID portfolio at some point last year
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: i vote yes. i read that too.
	10:38pm StringOFperils: But...the placenta....was.....in the brownies......sorry
	🧂 10:38pm chresti: Is there a vaccine for mumps? (I should know this)
	10:38pm ARB: I have to renege my democracy offer
	10:38pm ARB: The arbistocracy prevails
	10:38pm coelacanth∅: placenta lends itself to more savory dishes.
	10:39pm ARB: We can close out that way though
	10:39pm StringOFperils: Savoury/sweet.
	🧂 10:39pm solo mon: Wow Danielle dax really is an interior designer. And she’s kinda got a Madonna Inn style. Would hire.
	10:40pm ARB: yeah isn't it a measles mumps rubella 3 for 1?
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: It's for the best Alina. You are the law.
	10:40pm Little Danny: it would be neat if Danielle Dax did taxes too
	10:40pm ARB: Let's call it supreme justice
	🧂 10:40pm WR: We refute your democracy offer and demand full dictatorship. All those in favor?
	10:40pm StringOFperils: Democracy and after-birth, tells ya something.
	10:40pm coelacanth∅: i had my friend Bridget's as a paté, on a cracker. not bad, but i wouldn't order it in a restaurant.
	10:41pm Little Danny: fuck this shit arb i'm out of here
	10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Danny, and sold water!
	10:41pm Little Danny: i'm back :(
	10:41pm StringOFperils: I'd maybe do placenta nachos. I dunno.
	🧂 10:42pm solo mon: I was thinking placenta on polenta
	🧂 10:42pm solo mon: With grilled peaches.
	10:43pm StringOFperils: Danielle Dax Tax. Big hollow returns.
	10:43pm coelacanth∅: Danny's back
	10:43pm coelacanth∅: ...with bongfinger
	10:43pm Little Danny: Dax's Taxes
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: OLO SOP
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: Turbo Dax
	10:44pm StringOFperils: ...and Notary Pubic
	10:44pm coelacanth∅: refried placenta nachos
	🧂 10:44pm solo mon: Danielle Tax and her company of wolves
	10:45pm HyperDose: This is too good. I don't want it to end!
	10:45pm ARB: I would eat all of it
	🧂 10:46pm solo mon: Placenta tartar, w raw quail egg and mini toasts.
	10:46pm StringOFperils: This almost goes Loggins and Messina in places
	10:46pm spodiodi: no mention yet of placenta foam... :-\|
	10:46pm ARB: Are we in yacht rock waters? Hang on Chresti!
	10:47pm Little Danny: i love this :)
	10:47pm coelacanth∅: yes, StringO
	🧂 10:47pm solo mon: 🛥 🪨
	🧂 10:48pm solo mon: Placenta FOMO
	10:48pm coelacanth∅: (danny's song about charlie's friends)
	🧂 10:48pm solo mon: If you think about it… we’ve all eaten placenta.
	10:48pm ARB: 11 minutes left, how many f-bombs can i drop?
	10:49pm HyperDose: dammit Solo
	🧂 10:49pm chresti: ARB maybe you need a pendant to help decide. You ask it a question while suspending it on a cord, if it swings forward and back, that means "yes", if it swings side to side, that means "no"
	10:49pm coelacanth∅: there's a doa song that'd help you out if you get stuck
	🧂 10:49pm solo mon: Or ask your magic taint ball.
	10:50pm coelacanth∅: (and a Lily Allen song, and...)
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: Personally, I think this is the best show you've ever done, Alina. That said, I'm never going to listen to you again. I'm afraid anything else you could possibly do would be flat beer. Thanks.
	🧂 10:50pm solo mon: And a dean and the weenies song.
	10:50pm StringOFperils: Yay! Haven't heard this for a long time. Placenta with Almond
	10:51pm Little Danny: amazing
	🧂 10:51pm solo mon: Marc afterbirth OLOL
	10:52pm HyperDose: I'M [S]CREAMING
	10:52pm ARB: Me too!
	🧂 10:52pm chresti: I was hoping you'd play some Placenta.
	10:53pm ARB: I could play Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel too
	10:54pm StringOFperils: That would be alright. Jim isn't getting a lot of play these days
	10:54pm ARB: I dont want this song to end
	10:55pm Little Danny: i feel like that chorus nicked some moments of like a jimmy webb song or glen campbell
	10:55pm Little Danny: bliss
	10:55pm ARB: Franco, I'm really gonna miss you but completely understand
	🧂 10:55pm solo mon: The soft cells of a placenta.
	10:56pm ARB: OLO!
	10:56pm StringOFperils: That IS a little bit like Galveston, now that you mention it, LD
	🧂 10:56pm chresti: Franco LIES
	10:56pm Franco Twinkie: I just wanted you to say you'd miss me. Okay I'll stick around.
	10:57pm Little Danny: i maybe shouldn't say this arb but i am rocking out rn!!!
	🧂 10:57pm solo mon: This show was amazing, but not nearly sarcastic enough for me. I will come back if you will turn the sarcasm dial up.
	10:57pm Little Danny: yeah stringy! i feel my ocd perking up, always a good sign!
	10:58pm coelacanth∅: i had the best dog once, so i never got a dog again. i had the best sex once, so i became celibate. i had the best meal last night, so i've stopped eating...
	10:58pm StringOFperils: This is all going to end too soon.
	10:58pm Little Danny: my fave Michael Yonkers track :)
	10:59pm ARB: I'll go over with Someone Drowned In My Pool for you Stringy
	10:59pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB. i'm more confused than usual. well done B^D
	11:00pm ARB: I made Little Danny rock out!
	11:00pm StringOFperils: I am honoured....with the Canadian spelling and everything
	11:00pm HyperDose: Thank you so much for these creepy crawly bed time stories, ARB. The people adore you!
	11:00pm ARB: he said pleasure craft, so this is yacht rock too
	11:00pm Little Danny: i can still rock out pretty hard okay?!?!
	11:01pm ARB: HyperDose we adore you birthday baby!
	🧂 11:01pm solo mon: Watch the neck LD, you won’t feel it til tomorrow
	🧂 11:01pm chresti: It's a real brain twister for sure, keeps those neurons popping
	11:01pm ARB: Okay one more yacht rock song
	🧂 11:02pm solo mon: If this was yacht rock. The world would be very different!
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: Sarcasm isn't everything....well maybe it is. Never the less, this was strictly top shelf! Now I can die happy!
	11:02pm StringOFperils: It's time for desperate inflatable dinghy rock
	11:02pm HyperDose: My loafers are soaked!
	🧂 11:03pm solo mon: I was being sarcastic just in case anyone thought I was beings serious********
	11:03pm Little Danny: i think you can do better than that stringy
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Waking up after your birthday with wet shoes is de rigeur
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: my yacht would be painted flat black, and would mostly sail in circles
	🧂 11:05pm chresti: The jumping off the yacht song
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: Yachts are overrated. Give me a wienermoblie anyday.
	🧂 11:05pm solo mon: Health goth yacht club
	11:06pm spodiodi: Vio vio violin violin violin.. splash
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: Yeah I wanna live in a wiener mobile!
	11:07pm StringOFperils: I think I need to beat my brain and abuse my lungs
	11:08pm spodiodi: i'm with you, SOp... i've been good. way too good
	11:08pm coelacanth∅: you can park it outside my shoehouse
	🧂 11:09pm solo mon: Yes coelacanthø! Sounds perfect
	11:10pm ARB: Gosh I should probably follow this with some Faith No More
	11:10pm spodiodi: the mix with Cratedigger's lung atm is perfect
	11:10pm Franco Twinkie: I want to drive my wiener mobile thru the Holland Tunnel.
	11:10pm spodiodi: play the Nestle's jam, ARB!
	11:11pm StringOFperils: I have Rich abandonment issues.
	11:11pm Little Danny: yes probably you should!!!!
	11:12pm spodiodi (creamy/dreamy white): sweeeet dreaaams....
	11:12pm flannery: arb i gotta go to bed to wake up early… thank u for the whirlwind rollercoaster
	11:13pm ARB: Gnight flannery!
	11:13pm flannery: this is too scary lol
	11:13pm flannery: gnight!!! bye guys!!! ❤️❤️❤️
	11:13pm ARB: that's why it's off the record
	11:13pm StringOFperils: 385-ear-full
	🧂 11:13pm chresti: Goodnight flannery!
	11:14pm spodiodi (creamy/dreamy white): night, flannery (i'm still trying to figure out which problem i need solved most!)
	11:14pm Little Danny: flannery hi!!
	11:14pm ARB: Can you all hang for 2 more minutes of this?
	11:15pm ARB: I'm not sure....
	11:15pm HyperDose: Do we get a treat?
	🧂 11:15pm chresti: I can.
	11:15pm ARB: yes
	🧂 11:15pm WR: Moah moah for surah.
	11:15pm ARB: an arby treat though
	11:15pm coelacanth∅: i've been immobilized so yes
	🧂 11:15pm solo mon: Is it an infinity pool?
	11:15pm StringOFperils: Democracy makes a comeback in the 15th round.
	11:15pm ARB: okay only 1 minute left stay with me
	11:16pm ARB: OLO Solo hahha
	11:16pm coelacanth∅: someone drowned in his loop
	11:16pm Little Danny: not theatrical enough :(
	11:16pm StringOFperils: Someone drownded my poodle
	11:17pm spodiodi: this is great. it reminds me of that pterodactyl
	11:17pm HyperDose: Was that pool song about an insurance scam?
	11:17pm Little Danny: stringy is definitely rocking out rn
	🧂 11:17pm solo mon: DJ Martha Stewart is gonna steal that pool song for next summer when she plays the Hamptons.
	🧂 11:18pm chresti: OLO
	11:18pm HyperDose: She's the kind of DJ who has a tip jar
	11:18pm spodiodi: olo, when will she learn?
	11:18pm coelacanth∅: (sung by a hologram of Brian Jones)
	11:19pm StringOFperils: Stinks of Velveeta
	11:19pm ARB: i hope everyone had a little moment to rock out in private tonight. Mine was Led Zeppelin.
	🧂 11:19pm solo mon: Diamanda?
	11:19pm Little Danny: lol hyper!
	11:19pm ARB: Yes Diamanda! And yes Stringy also my favorite line!
	🧂 11:19pm chresti: A Velita pool party in the Hamptons
	11:19pm Little Danny: i will never forget the rocking out!!!
	🧂 11:20pm solo mon: Rock out with your placenta out!
	11:20pm StringOFperils: Hah!
	🧂 11:20pm chresti: *Velvita
	11:20pm spodiodi: Placenta Core
	11:21pm HyperDose: OLO Spodi. Don't give me ideas
	🧂 11:21pm solo mon: OLO spodi
	11:21pm Little Danny: that was so great!
	11:22pm StringOFperils: Another chapter from the annals of ancient placenta. Thanks a bunch, Arb!
	🧂 11:22pm chresti: Isn't there a city in SoCal called Placenta?
	🧂 11:23pm WR: Coerce Coerce Coerce Coerce but that was a good closer... but you can top it? I am taking vacation so I don't have to work on the 7th.
	11:23pm coelacanth∅: Thanks ARB!
	11:23pm HyperDose: Thank you again, ARB. This was fantastic!
	11:23pm spodiodi: there's a placencia in belize. it's nice there
	11:23pm Little Danny: thank you ARB!!!
	11:23pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB!
	11:24pm ARB: Thanks chicklets!
	🧂 11:24pm chresti: Thanks ARB!! Top grade show!
	11:24pm ARB: I would keep going but you all made me so hungry with all the recipe ideas.
	11:24pm StringOFperils: Santa Placenta del Huevo
	🧂 11:25pm WR: Thank you ARB!
	1:13pm Speedo Gonzalez: very special and lovely one, thank you!

The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from December 17, 2021

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December 17, 2021: FILL IN for Cha Cha Heels: The Vinegar Sessions

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Artist	Track	Album	Year	Approx. start time
Palito Ortega	Amanecer Sin Tí "Amanecer Sin Tí" by "Palito Ortega"	7"		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Beny Moré	Yiri Yiri Bon "Yiri Yiri Bon" by "Beny Moré"	7"	1971	0:02:35 (Pop-up)
Minyo Crusaders	Hohai Bushi "Hohai Bushi" by "Minyo Crusaders"	Echoes of Japan (エコーズ・オブ・ジャパン)	2017	0:05:04 (Pop-up)
Yamasuki Singers	Yama Yama "Yama Yama" by "Yamasuki Singers"	Le Monde Fabuleux Des Yamasuki	1971	0:10:00 (Pop-up)
Luzmila Carpio	Ch'uwa Yaku Kawsaypuni	Yuyay Jap'ina Tapes	2014	0:11:59 (Pop-up)
João Donato	Cala Boca Menino "Cala Boca Menino" by "João Donato"	7"	1973	0:15:51 (Pop-up)
Elsie Bayron	Jungla "Jungla" by "Elsie Bayron"	Primitive Paradise - Early Exotica 1920 - 1947	2015	0:18:21 (Pop-up)
Steve Thomsen	Primitive Paradise - Early Exotica 1920 - 1947	Conglomerate Ceiling	2001	0:21:17 (Pop-up)
David Lynch	I'm Hurt Bad "I'm Hurt Bad" by "David Lynch"	Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream Of The Broken Hearted	1990	0:25:07 (Pop-up)
Helge Gaarder	Depart "Depart" by "Helge Gaarder"	Eine Keine Angst Musik	1984	0:26:34 (Pop-up)
Giddle & Boyd	Going Steady With Peggy Moffitt	Going Steady With Peggy Moffitt	2008	0:29:27 (Pop-up)
Messer Für Frau Müller	Pre Last Days Of Beauty Mansfield	Wake Up The Dead	2009	0:31:39 (Pop-up)
Porest	Eye Of The Leopard "Eye Of The Leopard" by "Porest"	Tourrorists!	2006	0:33:27 (Pop-up)
Manos Xatzidakis (Εμμανουήλ Χατζιδάκις)	The Urchins Down In The Meadow (Τα Παιδιά Κάτω Στον Κάμπο)	Sweet Movie	1998	0:38:45 (Pop-up)
White Noise	Firebird "Firebird" by "White Noise"	An Electric Storm	1969	0:41:10 (Pop-up)
The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band	If You Want This Love Of Mine	Part One	1966	0:44:23 (Pop-up)
Glass Family	House Of Glass "House Of Glass" by "Glass Family"	Electric Band	1969	0:47:03 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	The Vinegar Stroke "The Vinegar Stroke"			0:51:57 (Pop-up)
Marcello Giombini	Sabata "Sabata" by "Marcello Giombini"	7"	1970	0:49:30 (Pop-up)
Xaõ Seffcheque	Hinweise Zum Neuen Klang	Sehr Gut Kommt Sehr Gut	1981	0:54:50 (Pop-up)
Alessandro Alessandroni	Frustrazione	Angoscia	1975	0:57:02 (Pop-up)
When	Goose, Poor Goose "Goose, Poor Goose" by "When"	Pearl-Harvest	2003	0:59:14 (Pop-up)
Gal Costa	Tuareg "Tuareg" by "Gal Costa"	Gal	1969	1:02:05 (Pop-up)
Joe Lutcher	Ojai "Ojai" by "Joe Lutcher"	7"		1:05:14 (Pop-up)
Paul Giovanni & Magnet	Maypole "Maypole" by "Paul Giovanni & Magnet"	The Wicker Man	1998	1:09:17 (Pop-up)
Chuck Daniels	Tiny Tim "Tiny Tim" by "Chuck Daniels"	7"		1:12:01 (Pop-up)
Monster Rally	Honey Moon "Honey Moon" by "Monster Rally"	EP	2010	1:14:55 (Pop-up)
The Plugz	Reel Ten "Reel Ten" by "The Plugz"	Repo Man	1984	1:16:10 (Pop-up)
Neung Phak	Nong Maew Pee "Nong Maew Pee" by "Neung Phak"	2	2012	1:18:47 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	Vinegarroon "Vinegarroon"			1:22:05 (Pop-up)
Renaldo & The Loaf	Scent Of Turnip	Gurdy Hurding	2019	1:25:23 (Pop-up)
Maria Rita	Cântico Brasileiro No. 3 (Kamaiurá)	Brasileira	1988	1:27:58 (Pop-up)
Danielle Dax	Fortune Cheats "Fortune Cheats" by "Danielle Dax"	Jesus Egg That Wept	1984	1:32:03 (Pop-up)
Snakefinger	The Man in the Dark Sedan	Greener Postures	1980	1:36:03 (Pop-up)
Bongwater	Mr. & Mrs. Hell "Mr. & Mrs. Hell" by "Bongwater"	Too Much Sleep	1989	1:40:23 (Pop-up)
Klaus Flouride	Charlie's Friends "Charlie's Friends" by "Klaus Flouride"	Because I Say So	1988	1:43:47 (Pop-up)
Tararaina	Ioran A Mama Lari (Salutacíón A Mamá Lari)	Tararaina	1972	1:46:49 (Pop-up)
Gene Placenta & Marc Afterbirth	Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart	7"	1989	1:48:57 (Pop-up)
Thee Headcoats	Pædophile "Pædophile" by "Thee Headcoats"	The Good Times Are Killing Me	1993	1:53:37 (Pop-up)
Michael Yonkers Band	Smile Awhile	Microminiature Love	2002	1:56:22 (Pop-up)
Boys Next Door	Death By Drowning "Death By Drowning" by "Boys Next Door"	Hee Haw	1979	2:01:00 (Pop-up)
Hany Mehanna	Ayni Betrif "Ayni Betrif" by "Hany Mehanna"	Music For Airplanes	2021	2:03:30 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:04pm HyperDose: I've been soaking my asparagus in apple cider vinegar for weeks just for tonight!
	8:44pm ARB: Hayper Birthday!!
	8:53pm HyperDose: Why you gotta blow up my spot like that? 🙄 haha Thank you DJ ARB on the 1's and 2's ♨️
	🧂 8:57pm solo mon: The f bomb itrarium
	🧂 8:57pm solo mon: HBD HYPRD!
	🧂 8:57pm Aitch: Will there be a vinegar stoke at midnight?. I'll try a Cratedigger's LARB, but expect things to get quite confusing.
	8:59pm HyperDose: @Aitch ...chalupa batman?
	🧂 9:00pm Aitch: i don't know what that means, but happy birthday
	9:01pm flannery: hello!
	9:01pm HyperDose: @Aitch "vinegar strokes" is a joke from the TV show The League. I threw another reference out there to see if you were referring to said show. I stand corrected. and THANK YOU every buddie!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hi weirdos
	🧂 9:02pm WR: Hello ARB and Arbitranians. Vinegar! I'm moving from my desk to the kitchen to listen. I'll be using vinegar from a pickle jar as braising liquid. Happy Birthday HyperDose, whether you want it or not. Here it comes.
	🧂 9:02pm Aitch: You too Danny
	🧂 9:02pm chresti: Hi ARB and ARBsolutions!
	9:02pm Little Danny: yeah hyper birthday hyperd!
	9:03pm ARB: Come on in!
	🧂 9:03pm solo mon: Weird Up!
	🧂 9:03pm chresti: Happy Birthday HyperD!
	9:03pm Franco Twinkie: Happy nascent day Hyperdelic!
	9:04pm ARB: Hyper Dose, guest of honerd!
	9:04pm spodiodi: aloha ARB and Arbistanis! (double-dippin in Rich's Crates)
	9:05pm ARB: Solo!
	9:05pm ARB: Aitch!
	9:05pm ARB: flannery!
	9:05pm ARB: Little Danny!
	🧂 9:05pm Aitch: ARB!
	9:05pm ARB: WR!
	9:05pm ARB: more in a sec, we have a transition coming
	9:06pm Franco Twinkie: Seems like I boiled the fuck out of my dinner. I will type until it stops bubbling.
	9:06pm spodiodi: VLC on macOS won't run mote than one instance shakes fist... firing up another machine
	9:06pm ARB: Chresti!
	9:06pm ARB: Franco Twinkie!
	9:06pm ARB: Spodiodi!
	9:06pm HyperDose: Thought that read "I boiled the fuck out of my guitar". I wanted to know what it sounded like
	9:07pm ARB: Okay I'm done stealing focus from Rich, you all head back over there and come back for the after party
	🧂 9:07pm Aitch: it gently wept
	9:07pm HyperDose: LEENALCHI vibes
	9:08pm Franco Twinkie: Arbadelic!
	9:08pm HyperDose: @spodi wiki.videolan.org...
	🧂 9:08pm solo mon: Guitar boils, bring a lemon and some butter
	🧂 9:08pm chresti: Not a chance, unless you start playing yacht rock.
	9:09pm ARB: I've never been on a yacht, should I try it?
	🧂 9:10pm Aitch: yes, it's good
	🧂 9:11pm chresti: I've only been on boats and hovercrafts.
	🧂 9:11pm solo mon: Yacht tonight
	🧂 9:11pm Aitch: josephine
	9:14pm flannery: dont play with my heart (list fast car and play domething else)
	9:14pm StringOFperils: El condor que pasa?
	🧂 9:14pm solo mon: This music makes me wish I was even more stoned-er.
	9:15pm Little Danny: i knew eventually we'd get to fast car :(
	🧂 9:15pm chresti: I'm still not sure what yacht rock sounds like. Steely Don?
	9:15pm ARB: Stringy!
	9:15pm StringOFperils: Hi Arbitoreum
	🧂 9:15pm solo mon: You gotta Faust car. Let’s make a deal.
	9:16pm StringOFperils: Men who stare at Goethe
	🧂 9:17pm chresti: olo solo! My dad 's first job in CA was selling used cars.
	🧂 9:18pm solo mon: Did he work for Cal Worthington??
	9:18pm Franco Twinkie: Alina, I got terribly woozy on a yacht. We anchored off Santa Cruz Island for the night and I had to sleep in the pilot house. It pitched all night, but I never puked!
	9:19pm Little Danny: i was promised rod stewart
	9:20pm StringOFperils: Rod Stewart and son pleaded guilty to assault and battery in Florida today
	9:20pm ARB: Sorry playlist got out of order, now you all know what's coming
	🧂 9:20pm solo mon: Spare the Rod…
	9:21pm Little Danny: whoa rod
	9:21pm StringOFperils: I don't know nothin' about birthin' no chilluns.
	9:21pm ARB: There should be land yachts for those of us who suffer seasickness
	🧂 9:21pm solo mon: Who did they a salt?
	9:22pm HyperDose: Did ARB just first nation giver us?
	9:22pm StringOFperils: An obstreperous french fry
	🧂 9:22pm chresti: No, some lot in Fillmore, I want to say William Morris motors, but that confuses me.@solo mon
	9:23pm Franco Twinkie: Is this Alinas junk drawer?
	9:24pm Little Danny: ooo i love this
	🧂 9:24pm chresti: We trust your snap decisions
	9:24pm StringOFperils: This has Crypt Keeper potential
	🧂 9:25pm solo mon: Alina twirling her moustache to this.
	9:25pm ARB: Steve Thomsen is my Mozart
	9:27pm ARB: More like epilating it to this
	9:27pm flannery: i love this band!
	🧂 9:27pm chresti: Yes! Thanks for Steve Thomsen
	🧂 9:27pm solo mon: If you need a brand new car go see cal we used to think they sang “pussy cow” instead of go see cal.
	9:27pm Franco Twinkie: Steve Thomsen and Boyd Rice glued a Tide detergent box to the wall on a ride at Disneyland.
	9:28pm flannery: ian really wants to know that last one if yr sharing
	9:28pm StringOFperils: We need a Pussy Cow bumper sticker in the world.
	🧂 9:28pm solo mon: If you need a brand new car pussy cow.
	9:28pm HyperDose: Sofa King also sells junk drawers, Franco.
	9:29pm ARB: Hi Ian! I'll update in a sec
	9:29pm Franco Twinkie: How old are you today Hyper?
	🧂 9:30pm chresti: Ha, I remember Cal Worthington ads!
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: Epilator lady
	9:30pm spodiodi: thanks, HyperDose! very useful. hadn't bothered to seek a workaround yet 🙏
	9:31pm HyperDose: Treinta y cuatro, señor Twinkie
	9:32pm Franco Twinkie: Oh my gawd, I've been consorting with a mere child!
	🧂 9:33pm solo mon: Love messer fur frau mueller.
	9:35pm HyperDose: You and Ken Freedman both, Franco. He grooms me after his show each week. Stockholm syndrome is starting to settle in.
	9:36pm Franco Twinkie: I get along better with youngsters that people my own age.
	9:37pm ARB: F bomb yay!
	9:37pm spodiodi: what's it like? getting along with people?
	9:37pm ARB: finally
	🧂 9:37pm chresti: My son turns 34 in June, HyperD.
	9:37pm ARB: My birthday is in just under 3 weeks, what are you all gonna chip in and get me?
	9:37pm Little Danny: i missed it :(
	9:37pm spodiodi: 🖕woohoo!
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: I love people spodi. I'm socially hyperactive.
	9:38pm ARB: "You fucked my people and you broke them in half. I think your company is too over-staffed"
	9:39pm Little Danny: thanks ARB, more f-bombs please
	9:40pm spodiodi: the big 92 is looming! been on my (old) mind
	9:40pm HyperDose: Same, but other way around for me Franco. Was never one for that fake macho image obsessed competitive bs. Older people are past that and secure with who they are. I gravitate towards making real, lasting connections
	9:40pm Little Danny: you still look great
	9:41pm flannery: i have been fermenting one big fart for yr birthday arb
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: Fucking wonderful to hear the word fuck
	9:41pm Little Danny: lol flannery
	9:41pm StringOFperils: Christmas music on the isle of scorched fuck
	9:41pm ARB: See ya in the shower Flannery!
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: I’m pickling a panty hose worm for you arb.
	9:42pm spodiodi: plenty of old people are insecure macho competitive numbskulls
	🧂 9:42pm chresti: I missed it, fuckin fuck
	9:42pm StringOFperils: You're getting a stick that looks like a Skye terrier, in the right light.
	9:42pm Little Danny: they're playing your song stringy
	9:43pm StringOFperils: They know how to party on scorched fuck island
	9:43pm Franco Twinkie: I certainly don't give a fuck about anything Hyper, as a matter of fact I don't even get properly dressed any more. I go everywhere in my pajamas.
	9:44pm Little Danny: is scorched fuck island a reality competition show
	9:46pm StringOFperils: It's where matches are made, with matches.
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: Scorched fuck? There’s an ointment for that.
	9:46pm Little Danny: lol arb what is this the npr music page
	9:46pm spodiodi: olo, SOp
	9:46pm Franco Twinkie: This fucking rocks in just the right way!
	🧂 9:47pm chresti: The little abandonned girl at the park was surprised that Franco was wearing pajamas.
	🧂 9:48pm solo mon: FT I think Billie Eylash wears pajamas during the day too, so you’re basically the height of fashion rn
	9:49pm Little Danny: great!!!
	9:49pm ARB: Americans have to wear pajamas in Europe so we can find each other in a crowd, but not sure why we do it at home.
	9:50pm StringOFperils: Pajamas In the Park are melting in the dark all the sweet cream icing running down blah blah-by de blah blah blah
	9:51pm HyperDose: pYjamas are underrated. Especially the ones with the butt flap
	9:51pm Little Danny: if you wear your clothes to bed are they pajamas?
	9:51pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, on our side of town ALL the teenage girls wear pajama pants and skateboard shoes. I didn't know it was a Billy thing. Makes sense.
	9:53pm StringOFperils: If you wear youe clothes to bed, they are symptoms.
	🧂 9:53pm chresti: There's a Himalayan outlet up the street that sell rayon pajama-like clothes.
	9:53pm HyperDose: You're a soup guy, aren't you, LD?
	9:54pm StringOFperils: Nothin says Tibet like Rayon.
	9:54pm Little Danny: this feels like a trick question hyper
	9:54pm Little Danny: but yes!!!!!
	🧂 9:54pm chresti: I wear my clothes in bed
	9:55pm spodiodi: i have a friend who used to wear his shoes to bed (at least when we'd be sleeping over at other friend's houses)
	9:55pm StringOFperils: I think you might be getting some soup under the ol' tree, Danny.
	🧂 9:57pm solo mon: Soup for Christmas! Makes a great stocking stuffer
	🧂 9:58pm solo mon: Hot Soup served in butt flap pyjamas.
	9:58pm StringOFperils: Chowder-bearing cherubs in chaps
	9:58pm spodiodi: i made another huge pot of lentil soup again today (third or fourth week in a row). it was edible because lentils are delicious (mzpodi's been taking some to work each day)
	🧂 9:59pm chresti: Also wool outerwear, hats, rugs, etc. I bought a rayon skirt there a couple years ago. I really don't like shopping much anymore.
	9:59pm spodiodi: SOp, i'm going to have to log out if you don't turn it down a notch XD
	9:59pm Franco Twinkie: A friend of mine use to get a stick of butter and a bottle of maple syrup in his Christmas stocking. He would sit by the tree, take a bite of butter and wash it down with syrup.
	9:59pm Little Danny: chaps for cherubs is definitely a store somewhere
	10:00pm ARB: My friend non-consentially had half a sombrero tattooed on his belly when he fell asleep, he woke up and never got the other half. That's why I always sleep in my clothes.
	10:00pm StringOFperils: Did your friend have a blue ox by any chance, Franco?
	10:00pm spodiodi: my one brother used to eat butter by the chunk
	10:01pm Franco Twinkie: No, he had a rattlesnake. Really!
	10:03pm Little Danny: oh spodi as of a few weeks ago i am still definitely plopping butter pats straight into my mouth
	10:03pm StringOFperils: White chocolate cherubs in chaps could be a thing. I can visualize that store. On the lower level of the mall. Out by the airport. Duty free.
	🧂 10:03pm solo mon: Chaps for cherubs: what happens when the gays buy the precious moments chapel.
	10:04pm HyperDose: Just finished putting up the LED strips in the living room. The new pad is getting there!
	10:04pm Little Danny: Butter Pat is a pretty good stage name btw
	10:04pm StringOFperils: Precious Momus Chapel
	10:05pm Little Danny: LOL stringy
	🧂 10:06pm chresti: I have a friend (or two?) that tried using dogfood in place of hamburger.
	🧂 10:06pm solo mon: haaaaaaa!
	10:06pm spodiodi: Little Danny, how do you do it!? my father is another one... he used to wrap pancakes around the stuff... yee. mzpodi won't allow any on her pancakes. i require a little, but don't run into pancakes all that often
	10:06pm Little Danny: precious momus is absolutely killing me
	10:07pm StringOFperils: He'd love it.
	🧂 10:07pm solo mon: I can full picture a precious moment w an eyepatch!
	10:08pm Franco Twinkie: When Chrestis brother was in county jail he worked in the kitchen. Him and one of the other jailbirds threw a bunch of butter pats at the ceiling. The correction officer demanded to know why they were laughing. He never looked up.
	🧂 10:08pm solo mon: On brand
	🧂 10:09pm solo mon: We don’t allow butter in the house.
	10:10pm Little Danny: i just plop it on to my tongue, spodi! melts in your hands melts in your mouth
	10:10pm Little Danny: thank you ARB ❤️️
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, do you keep it in the car?
	10:11pm spodiodi: hahaha
	10:11pm northguineahills: Wickerman!
	10:11pm StringOFperils: Butter Pat Sounds
	🧂 10:11pm solo mon: I hide it in a tree, like my father used to hide Oreos at the commune
	10:11pm ARB: Hiya northguineahills, come in out of the wicker!
	10:12pm ARB: And hi Paul Robeson I C U!!!
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Two-fisted lover.
	🧂 10:14pm chresti: I love butter, sometimes would cut it with olive oil (more oil and a fraction of butter) My mom mixed it with safflower oil. The first time I remember tasting butter was when the county/state gave it to my family (before food stamps)
	🧂 10:15pm WR: Good thing I've not been looking at the playlist because if I had, I would be confused and have so many questions.
	10:15pm StringOFperils: This winds a circuitous path back to milk, and Arb....doesn't it...
	🧂 10:16pm solo mon: Tiny Tim is related to middle finger Alina?
	10:17pm spodiodi: aloha, WR! the the Dave Sewelson Claus pic!
	10:17pm StringOFperils: Repo-Man sdtrk....I always loved this Plugz track
	10:18pm spodiodi: love the* not the the
	10:18pm HyperDose: There are frequencies at work here that are beyond my comprehension and I love it
	🧂 10:18pm chresti: Real Tan.
	10:18pm Franco Twinkie: The Plugz were the best!
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: You put the freak in freakquency
	10:19pm ARB: Yeah this is my fave plugz song!
	10:19pm ARB: has there only been one f-bomb? what is middle finger Alina doing?
	10:20pm Franco Twinkie: Get on the fucking ball, will you?
	🧂 10:20pm WR: spodiodi, I thought you meant the the Dave... like they would shout in movies: the the blob!
	10:21pm ARB: Hi WR!!
	🧂 10:22pm WR: Come on Franco, the one thing we can expect from ARB is to not do what we would expect from ARB.
	10:23pm Little Danny: the cat sounds keep making me jump
	10:23pm StringOFperils: I paid for an art tantrum and goddammit I'm gonna get one!
	🧂 10:23pm solo mon: I’m ready to scream into a toilet
	10:23pm Little Danny: well done arb
	10:24pm Franco Twinkie: That's for certain WR. And she's only getting more so.
	10:24pm coelacanth∅: greetings ARB and ARBadillos
	10:25pm HyperDose: ARB is the ghost in the freeform machine
	10:25pm StringOFperils: Hi coel∅!
	10:25pm Franco Twinkie: Coel!
	10:27pm ARB: Hi Coelacanthø!
	🧂 10:27pm WR: One thing I am curious about the Sewelson Santa photo is that there are a series of photos, all with the cat. And as informal as he sometimes is on his program I don't recall him ever mentioning having a cat. What? a photo op cat? or a prop like the suit or ? Things like this keep me up at night.
	10:27pm coelacanth∅: hey StringO and FrancO!
	10:28pm spodiodi: aloha, coelacanthØ!
	10:28pm Franco Twinkie: I saw the Vinegaroons with The Mumps the night before Easter in 1978. Unless this is a different Viegarrons.
	10:29pm coelacanth∅: hola spodio!
	10:29pm ARB: That was the Steve Thomsen piece Vinegarroon
	10:29pm StringOFperils: Art Tantrum. Great jazz parody idea.
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Nevermind.
	10:30pm ARB: I might have to pull out some listeners choice, I'm getting indecisive. You all in the mood to vote?
	10:30pm spodiodi: isn't Sewelson Claus magic, WR? i guess anything is possible
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Half hour to go. Demolish this thing.
	10:31pm StringOFperils: Will the voting be disputed ad nauseum?
	10:31pm coelacanth∅: i vote yes.
	10:32pm ARB: My ex boyf got the mumps from drinking found daiquiris on Bourbon street. I didn't know it was still contractable.
	10:32pm spodiodi: yee.
	10:32pm coelacanth∅: Franco those bags on that table match the shopper's hair at tj's
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: Why don't you just close your eyes and put your hands on things?
	10:32pm StringOFperils: the cat. the kitchenware. brooklyn. Holiday hunger pangs in jazzbo land....you do the math
	🧂 10:33pm solo mon: I will contest any vote
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: I realized that this morning Coel! Good eye.
	10:33pm Little Danny: are we still talking about art tantrum stringy because YES
	10:34pm spodiodi: i want my vote re-counted 100,000,000 times. twice.
	🧂 10:34pm solo mon: Fudge yeah Danielle dax
	10:35pm StringOFperils: Do your chads hang low?
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: I need to see if there’s bamboo threads on the voting cards. 🕵️‍♂️
	10:35pm coelacanth∅: (you played led zeppelin?)
	10:36pm StringOFperils: I love that Danielle Dax is an interior designer now.
	10:36pm spodiodi: played being the key word
	10:36pm flannery: love this
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: dead zeppelin?
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: She is?? Omg I need a visceral placenta photo in my breakfast book!
	10:37pm Little Danny: for real?!
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: Nook
	10:37pm Little Danny: Danielle Dax is the best possible name for an interior designer
	10:37pm ARB: Yeah I got sucked into her ID portfolio at some point last year
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: i vote yes. i read that too.
	10:38pm StringOFperils: But...the placenta....was.....in the brownies......sorry
	🧂 10:38pm chresti: Is there a vaccine for mumps? (I should know this)
	10:38pm ARB: I have to renege my democracy offer
	10:38pm ARB: The arbistocracy prevails
	10:38pm coelacanth∅: placenta lends itself to more savory dishes.
	10:39pm ARB: We can close out that way though
	10:39pm StringOFperils: Savoury/sweet.
	🧂 10:39pm solo mon: Wow Danielle dax really is an interior designer. And she’s kinda got a Madonna Inn style. Would hire.
	10:40pm ARB: yeah isn't it a measles mumps rubella 3 for 1?
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: It's for the best Alina. You are the law.
	10:40pm Little Danny: it would be neat if Danielle Dax did taxes too
	10:40pm ARB: Let's call it supreme justice
	🧂 10:40pm WR: We refute your democracy offer and demand full dictatorship. All those in favor?
	10:40pm StringOFperils: Democracy and after-birth, tells ya something.
	10:40pm coelacanth∅: i had my friend Bridget's as a paté, on a cracker. not bad, but i wouldn't order it in a restaurant.
	10:41pm Little Danny: fuck this shit arb i'm out of here
	10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Danny, and sold water!
	10:41pm Little Danny: i'm back :(
	10:41pm StringOFperils: I'd maybe do placenta nachos. I dunno.
	🧂 10:42pm solo mon: I was thinking placenta on polenta
	🧂 10:42pm solo mon: With grilled peaches.
	10:43pm StringOFperils: Danielle Dax Tax. Big hollow returns.
	10:43pm coelacanth∅: Danny's back
	10:43pm coelacanth∅: ...with bongfinger
	10:43pm Little Danny: Dax's Taxes
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: OLO SOP
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: Turbo Dax
	10:44pm StringOFperils: ...and Notary Pubic
	10:44pm coelacanth∅: refried placenta nachos
	🧂 10:44pm solo mon: Danielle Tax and her company of wolves
	10:45pm HyperDose: This is too good. I don't want it to end!
	10:45pm ARB: I would eat all of it
	🧂 10:46pm solo mon: Placenta tartar, w raw quail egg and mini toasts.
	10:46pm StringOFperils: This almost goes Loggins and Messina in places
	10:46pm spodiodi: no mention yet of placenta foam... :-\|
	10:46pm ARB: Are we in yacht rock waters? Hang on Chresti!
	10:47pm Little Danny: i love this :)
	10:47pm coelacanth∅: yes, StringO
	🧂 10:47pm solo mon: 🛥 🪨
	🧂 10:48pm solo mon: Placenta FOMO
	10:48pm coelacanth∅: (danny's song about charlie's friends)
	🧂 10:48pm solo mon: If you think about it… we’ve all eaten placenta.
	10:48pm ARB: 11 minutes left, how many f-bombs can i drop?
	10:49pm HyperDose: dammit Solo
	🧂 10:49pm chresti: ARB maybe you need a pendant to help decide. You ask it a question while suspending it on a cord, if it swings forward and back, that means "yes", if it swings side to side, that means "no"
	10:49pm coelacanth∅: there's a doa song that'd help you out if you get stuck
	🧂 10:49pm solo mon: Or ask your magic taint ball.
	10:50pm coelacanth∅: (and a Lily Allen song, and...)
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: Personally, I think this is the best show you've ever done, Alina. That said, I'm never going to listen to you again. I'm afraid anything else you could possibly do would be flat beer. Thanks.
	🧂 10:50pm solo mon: And a dean and the weenies song.
	10:50pm StringOFperils: Yay! Haven't heard this for a long time. Placenta with Almond
	10:51pm Little Danny: amazing
	🧂 10:51pm solo mon: Marc afterbirth OLOL
	10:52pm HyperDose: I'M [S]CREAMING
	10:52pm ARB: Me too!
	🧂 10:52pm chresti: I was hoping you'd play some Placenta.
	10:53pm ARB: I could play Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel too
	10:54pm StringOFperils: That would be alright. Jim isn't getting a lot of play these days
	10:54pm ARB: I dont want this song to end
	10:55pm Little Danny: i feel like that chorus nicked some moments of like a jimmy webb song or glen campbell
	10:55pm Little Danny: bliss
	10:55pm ARB: Franco, I'm really gonna miss you but completely understand
	🧂 10:55pm solo mon: The soft cells of a placenta.
	10:56pm ARB: OLO!
	10:56pm StringOFperils: That IS a little bit like Galveston, now that you mention it, LD
	🧂 10:56pm chresti: Franco LIES
	10:56pm Franco Twinkie: I just wanted you to say you'd miss me. Okay I'll stick around.
	10:57pm Little Danny: i maybe shouldn't say this arb but i am rocking out rn!!!
	🧂 10:57pm solo mon: This show was amazing, but not nearly sarcastic enough for me. I will come back if you will turn the sarcasm dial up.
	10:57pm Little Danny: yeah stringy! i feel my ocd perking up, always a good sign!
	10:58pm coelacanth∅: i had the best dog once, so i never got a dog again. i had the best sex once, so i became celibate. i had the best meal last night, so i've stopped eating...
	10:58pm StringOFperils: This is all going to end too soon.
	10:58pm Little Danny: my fave Michael Yonkers track :)
	10:59pm ARB: I'll go over with Someone Drowned In My Pool for you Stringy
	10:59pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB. i'm more confused than usual. well done B^D
	11:00pm ARB: I made Little Danny rock out!
	11:00pm StringOFperils: I am honoured....with the Canadian spelling and everything
	11:00pm HyperDose: Thank you so much for these creepy crawly bed time stories, ARB. The people adore you!
	11:00pm ARB: he said pleasure craft, so this is yacht rock too
	11:00pm Little Danny: i can still rock out pretty hard okay?!?!
	11:01pm ARB: HyperDose we adore you birthday baby!
	🧂 11:01pm solo mon: Watch the neck LD, you won’t feel it til tomorrow
	🧂 11:01pm chresti: It's a real brain twister for sure, keeps those neurons popping
	11:01pm ARB: Okay one more yacht rock song
	🧂 11:02pm solo mon: If this was yacht rock. The world would be very different!
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: Sarcasm isn't everything....well maybe it is. Never the less, this was strictly top shelf! Now I can die happy!
	11:02pm StringOFperils: It's time for desperate inflatable dinghy rock
	11:02pm HyperDose: My loafers are soaked!
	🧂 11:03pm solo mon: I was being sarcastic just in case anyone thought I was beings serious********
	11:03pm Little Danny: i think you can do better than that stringy
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Waking up after your birthday with wet shoes is de rigeur
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: my yacht would be painted flat black, and would mostly sail in circles
	🧂 11:05pm chresti: The jumping off the yacht song
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: Yachts are overrated. Give me a wienermoblie anyday.
	🧂 11:05pm solo mon: Health goth yacht club
	11:06pm spodiodi: Vio vio violin violin violin.. splash
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: Yeah I wanna live in a wiener mobile!
	11:07pm StringOFperils: I think I need to beat my brain and abuse my lungs
	11:08pm spodiodi: i'm with you, SOp... i've been good. way too good
	11:08pm coelacanth∅: you can park it outside my shoehouse
	🧂 11:09pm solo mon: Yes coelacanthø! Sounds perfect
	11:10pm ARB: Gosh I should probably follow this with some Faith No More
	11:10pm spodiodi: the mix with Cratedigger's lung atm is perfect
	11:10pm Franco Twinkie: I want to drive my wiener mobile thru the Holland Tunnel.
	11:10pm spodiodi: play the Nestle's jam, ARB!
	11:11pm StringOFperils: I have Rich abandonment issues.
	11:11pm Little Danny: yes probably you should!!!!
	11:12pm spodiodi (creamy/dreamy white): sweeeet dreaaams....
	11:12pm flannery: arb i gotta go to bed to wake up early… thank u for the whirlwind rollercoaster
	11:13pm ARB: Gnight flannery!
	11:13pm flannery: this is too scary lol
	11:13pm flannery: gnight!!! bye guys!!! ❤️❤️❤️
	11:13pm ARB: that's why it's off the record
	11:13pm StringOFperils: 385-ear-full
	🧂 11:13pm chresti: Goodnight flannery!
	11:14pm spodiodi (creamy/dreamy white): night, flannery (i'm still trying to figure out which problem i need solved most!)
	11:14pm Little Danny: flannery hi!!
	11:14pm ARB: Can you all hang for 2 more minutes of this?
	11:15pm ARB: I'm not sure....
	11:15pm HyperDose: Do we get a treat?
	🧂 11:15pm chresti: I can.
	11:15pm ARB: yes
	🧂 11:15pm WR: Moah moah for surah.
	11:15pm ARB: an arby treat though
	11:15pm coelacanth∅: i've been immobilized so yes
	🧂 11:15pm solo mon: Is it an infinity pool?
	11:15pm StringOFperils: Democracy makes a comeback in the 15th round.
	11:15pm ARB: okay only 1 minute left stay with me
	11:16pm ARB: OLO Solo hahha
	11:16pm coelacanth∅: someone drowned in his loop
	11:16pm Little Danny: not theatrical enough :(
	11:16pm StringOFperils: Someone drownded my poodle
	11:17pm spodiodi: this is great. it reminds me of that pterodactyl
	11:17pm HyperDose: Was that pool song about an insurance scam?
	11:17pm Little Danny: stringy is definitely rocking out rn
	🧂 11:17pm solo mon: DJ Martha Stewart is gonna steal that pool song for next summer when she plays the Hamptons.
	🧂 11:18pm chresti: OLO
	11:18pm HyperDose: She's the kind of DJ who has a tip jar
	11:18pm spodiodi: olo, when will she learn?
	11:18pm coelacanth∅: (sung by a hologram of Brian Jones)
	11:19pm StringOFperils: Stinks of Velveeta
	11:19pm ARB: i hope everyone had a little moment to rock out in private tonight. Mine was Led Zeppelin.
	🧂 11:19pm solo mon: Diamanda?
	11:19pm Little Danny: lol hyper!
	11:19pm ARB: Yes Diamanda! And yes Stringy also my favorite line!
	🧂 11:19pm chresti: A Velita pool party in the Hamptons
	11:19pm Little Danny: i will never forget the rocking out!!!
	🧂 11:20pm solo mon: Rock out with your placenta out!
	11:20pm StringOFperils: Hah!
	🧂 11:20pm chresti: *Velvita
	11:20pm spodiodi: Placenta Core
	11:21pm HyperDose: OLO Spodi. Don't give me ideas
	🧂 11:21pm solo mon: OLO spodi
	11:21pm Little Danny: that was so great!
	11:22pm StringOFperils: Another chapter from the annals of ancient placenta. Thanks a bunch, Arb!
	🧂 11:22pm chresti: Isn't there a city in SoCal called Placenta?
	🧂 11:23pm WR: Coerce Coerce Coerce Coerce but that was a good closer... but you can top it? I am taking vacation so I don't have to work on the 7th.
	11:23pm coelacanth∅: Thanks ARB!
	11:23pm HyperDose: Thank you again, ARB. This was fantastic!
	11:23pm spodiodi: there's a placencia in belize. it's nice there
	11:23pm Little Danny: thank you ARB!!!
	11:23pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB!
	11:24pm ARB: Thanks chicklets!
	🧂 11:24pm chresti: Thanks ARB!! Top grade show!
	11:24pm ARB: I would keep going but you all made me so hungry with all the recipe ideas.
	11:24pm StringOFperils: Santa Placenta del Huevo
	🧂 11:25pm WR: Thank you ARB!
	1:13pm Speedo Gonzalez: very special and lovely one, thank you!

The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from December 17, 2021

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