WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from November 5, 2021

Listener comments!
	8:59pm solo mon: Welcome to Cha Cha Heels, as usual there are splash ponchos available near the entrance. They have been licked clean from last weeks debacle by a puppy. Special thanks to our guests on this episode: Greg Arden, Tanya Smith and Alicia McDaid.
	9:01pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Me wears cha cha boots!
	9:02pm ARB: Cha Cha Ponchos are strongly suggested
	9:02pm solo mon: Baba Bee wears Cha Cha boots!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hello!!!
	9:02pm spodiodi: good evening, solo mon, ARB, and onlisteners! i'll take on ponchochocho, please!
	9:03pm WR: I'm not listening. La LA LAH LA LALALA ALALALLA.
	9:03pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Ready for some Cha Cha Heeling! hey solo! ARB! LD! spodiodiodio! WR!!
	9:03pm solo mon: You can stay if you promise to not be a big baby.
	9:04pm solo mon: What’s new pussy cats??? I’m actually drinking champagne out of a shoe!
	9:04pm StringOFperils: Tab E cat
	9:05pm WR: PS: I am going to block out Jan. 7th 2022 from work so that no way will I miss live stream of the episode with Special Guest Ann Magnuson!
	9:05pm chresti: Hi cha cha pussycat boots!
	9:05pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'm huffing shoe polish out of a champagne flute
	9:06pm solo mon: LD Spodi WR SOP Baba Bee! There’s enough splash ponchos for all, but no judgement if you wanna ride dirty.
	9:06pm ARB: Hi Tabbies and Babies and Babsies!
	9:06pm solo mon: Chresti cat!
	9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikins, you are looking so sassy in those pussycat cha cha boots!
	9:07pm solo mon: Puss in boots, or boots in puss.
	9:08pm solo mon: Water sports and candle salads.
	9:08pm chresti: solo mon cat! Mx Baba bee catkins!
	9:08pm spodiodi: keeping Tabs on you all, MxBabaBee, chresti \\//, Little Danny, WR, SOp
	9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I wore an extra absorbent spa wrap made from an extra-large ShamWow
	9:09pm Little Danny: korny is shredded, you can just tell it's all the water sports
	9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikat wearing a TAB tabs hat at a rakish angle
	9:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): spodiodio: clever use of TAB tabs and spirit gum! That IS spirit gum???
	9:11pm solo mon: Anyone got a Tab? Turns out Tab has been discontinued!
	9:12pm spodiodi: consonants aren't important,MxB
	9:12pm spodiodi: and thanks! ;)
	9:12pm solo mon: Sham wow is not a sham it really works!
	9:12pm spodiodi: i'm full of spirit
	9:13pm chresti: Olo spodio!
	9:13pm solo mon: Im Juliette of the Spirits.
	9:13pm doctorjazz: Hey all!
	9:13pm spodiodi: fill me with your holy spirit
	9:14pm Franco Twinkie: I just LOVE the scene in Desperate Living when Dawn Davenport gets ravished by that pervert with shitty underwear.
	9:14pm ARB: Can someone help me pluck my eyeball?
	9:14pm spodiodi: aloha, doctorjazz, Franco
	9:14pm solo mon: WR glad you noticed the Ann Magnuson spot coming up!
	9:15pm solo mon: Hi Doctorjazz and Franco!!
	9:15pm solo mon: Don’t get rid of your hairy eyeball!
	9:15pm Franco Twinkie: Sondra! Such a perfect name for the local loose girl.
	9:16pm solo mon: “That’s why we drink Tab, for our diets”
	9:17pm WR: I still miss Fresca....
	9:17pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the sickest part is this is a real recipe
	9:17pm Little Danny: the mayo
	9:17pm spodiodi: that sounds moto vomo
	9:17pm ARB: the cherry
	9:17pm solo mon: I never got the Sanka I ordered in 1982
	9:18pm solo mon: Why, candle salad, why?
	9:18pm Little Danny: cuddles! tab can be added to a smoothie!
	9:18pm Franco Twinkie: That got me too Danny. Mayo - SHIVER!
	9:19pm solo mon: Mayo never have to eat a candle salad.
	9:19pm spodiodi: Elmer <3
	9:19pm WR: I miss cyclamates.
	9:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hello there! What kind of filth is on the Cha Cha Channel tonight?
	9:19pm solo mon: Just try and find a Tab nowadays.
	9:20pm chresti: Funny Face
	9:20pm solo mon: Ken! We are trying to eat healthy but I’m not sure we are doing it right???
	9:21pm chresti: Oh man the Roofies!
	9:21pm Franco Twinkie: I waited till I heard a womans singing - Roofies, fuck yeah!!!
	9:21pm spodiodi: "if you were a fly... " ololo
	9:21pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Candle salad is plant-based, right?
	9:21pm ARB: I love the Roofies!
	9:22pm solo mon: “If you were a fly, I wouldn’t let you eat my shit.”
	9:22pm Little Danny: www.ebay.com... do not outbid me
	9:22pm Franco Twinkie: Have you ever had one?
	9:22pm ARB: They have the missing bitch list page!
	9:22pm solo mon: Vegetarian bitches!
	9:22pm Little Danny: whoa you are right
	9:23pm solo mon: Bitches 33-55.
	9:23pm chresti: Unitard bitches!
	9:23pm Little Danny: had one... a tab, roofie, or candle salad, franco?
	9:24pm ARB: I've had 2 out of 3
	9:24pm solo mon: French Provincial Sofa Set
	9:24pm spodiodi: olo, LD, good q - was wondering the same
	9:24pm Little Danny: cuddles is the coolest
	9:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): One Taste
	9:24pm solo mon: Uni brow, uni tard.
	9:25pm Little Danny: thanks solo i was wondering if i heard that correctly @9:24
	9:26pm solo mon: Oh yes, let’s go to the mall before the TAINT seminar.
	9:26pm Little Danny: whoa cuddles knows all the workshops
	9:26pm Andres: Best and nosiest friend! BANF! I want that on a necklace.
	9:26pm Franco Twinkie: I'll take that oblique answer as a yes.
	9:27pm solo mon: Cuddles is more than a whole vibe. She’s a whole viberator.
	9:27pm WR: The way she says, "come on, Francine, hurry, hurry" is embedded in my brain from episodes past.
	9:27pm solo mon: Francines list? this song was invented for this moment??
	9:28pm solo mon: Andres!!
	9:28pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:28pm solo mon: BANF for Lyfe.
	9:28pm ARB: Hi Andres! Hi Franco! Hi Little Danny! Hi Mx. BB! Hi Spodiodi! Hi Chresti! Hi Ken! Hi WR! Hi doctorjazz! Hi StringOfperils! (Sorry for the late hellos)
	9:28pm Franco Twinkie: I saw The Pink Section open for Tuxedo Moon and The Cramps at The Mabuhay Gardens.
	9:29pm Little Danny: wow franco! late '70s?
	9:29pm solo mon: FT pink section named after the SF Chronicle??
	9:29pm ARB: that sounds grand Franco!
	9:29pm chresti: Wonderful! I love Francine's voice Hi ARB!
	9:30pm Franco Twinkie: March 1979.
	9:30pm ARB: Candle Salad facials
	9:30pm solo mon: I’ve never been on the wine train either. 🚂 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
	9:31pm Little Danny: i can't believe this is the first time we've gone to the mall with cuddles and francine, it feels like everyone has come home
	9:31pm flannery: hello
	9:31pm solo mon: flannery!!!
	9:32pm ARB: Flannery we are in the mall in your recurring dream
	9:32pm solo mon: ARB OLO CSFacials 🤢
	9:32pm Andres: West Edmonton Mall (3.77 million sq ft) used to be the world’s largest. It has dropped to sixth place. Sadly, no wine train.
	9:32pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: LD, yes, I do feel like I've come home. I'm already having a transcentaintal experience
	9:32pm Doug Schulkind: Hello, filthies!
	9:33pm solo mon: LD I know this mall sequence is like a fever dream of a memory I never had!
	9:33pm solo mon: Hi Doug!
	9:33pm ARB: Trainscendental
	9:33pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, yes. But on the other hand I think it meant pussy too. They were pretty in your face with bold shit.
	9:33pm solo mon: Winescendental
	9:33pm ARB: Train-scent-dentata
	9:34pm solo mon: I always snickered at the pink section, FT.
	9:34pm ARB: Hiya Doug!
	9:34pm solo mon: This is some crazy train.
	9:34pm ARB: I'm feeling dizzy
	9:34pm Little Danny: solo you don't even know how familiar this all feels
	9:34pm spodiodi: olo ARB
	9:35pm solo mon: Dentata heels
	9:35pm Aitch: Translates as my moose is loose and i'm lost in the spruce
	9:35pm ARB: Can you smell the wine train through your radio?
	9:35pm ARB: Aitch!
	9:35pm Andres: Don’t leave bite marks on the wine glass.
	9:35pm solo mon: Hey Aitch!
	9:36pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I remember the pink section (in the paper), glad someone made off with it
	9:36pm ARB: Woah, is a wine train a good idea?
	9:36pm Franco Twinkie: Spodi, I'm right aren't I? Everyone though of pussy before the entertainment section, which by the way was pretty weak.
	9:37pm chresti: Leland and Constance went to a mall, LD
	9:37pm ARB: Candle Salad to the kneecaps, on ice
	9:37pm flannery: this mall rocks
	9:38pm ARB: Homewreckers are people too
	9:38pm Little Danny: oh man this is gonna get awkward isn't it
	9:38pm Andres: All the good figure skaters train at the mall.
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: I'm a home wrecker.
	9:38pm Little Danny: does this wine train have a dining car
	9:38pm flannery: abolish homes
	9:38pm Little Danny: oof wine vomit is so vivid
	9:38pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: It ain't Cha Cha Heels until someone vomits
	9:39pm WR: Anyone here that has NOT vomited in public?
	9:39pm solo mon: Another ice tragedy.
	9:39pm Little Danny: yeah francine!!!!!!
	9:39pm Andres: Mall revenge is best served as wine vomit.
	9:39pm Ken From Hyde Park: Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. youtu.be...
	9:39pm solo mon: Hurry hurry don’t forget about the taint seminar!
	9:40pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Franco, yes, I thought of pussy first. Always.
	9:40pm solo mon: Body by Tab!
	9:40pm spodiodi: Franco, i've no idea what everybody thought ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
	9:41pm solo mon: There’s no revenge quite like mall revenge.
	9:41pm Little Danny: @ken from HP: CTRL pronounced as catarl kills me every time
	9:41pm Franco Twinkie: I threw up on the sidewalk at a Jack In The Box on my hand and knees while my friends sat in the car and watched.
	9:41pm chresti: You're a people too, Franco. Ha Mx BCS Beekins!
	9:42pm solo mon: The wine train is for shaking up bored housewives.
	9:42pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: lookit those li'l cuties!!!! B-52 kittens!
	9:42pm Little Danny: wow "Bored Housewife" is great!!
	9:43pm solo mon: OLO Baba your avatar!
	9:43pm Franco Twinkie: Is that Rickie on the bottom!?
	9:44pm solo mon: Spodi we are all lost, to some extent.
	9:44pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I did a candle salad cleanse to prepare my taint
	9:44pm flannery: alas… i have to go :’-( i will be listening in the archives!!!
	9:44pm solo mon: Egg and wine diet.
	9:45pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: flannary!!!! we'll save a taintra maintra for you!
	9:45pm ARB: Ta Ta Taint, Flan
	9:45pm Franco Twinkie: I'm going to try a hot wax yank just for the hell of it.
	9:45pm spodiodi: aloha, flannery!
	9:45pm Little Danny: and you have never looked better korny
	9:45pm solo mon: Taint it a shame you have to go, flannery.
	9:45pm WR: Public vomiting, I done a few times. The worst was in Japan, coming home from office party, it was late and I was afraid of missing the last train before 4AM. I would vomit on the train, at the stop get out and move to another car and as soon as the train started again, vomit again. Women screaming and people running to the other end of the car. Next stop, move to another car and entertain the riders there too, repeat. At least 5 or 6 cars I polluted.
	9:46pm Franco Twinkie: Whoa!
	9:46pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR wins this round
	9:46pm solo mon: So much private and public vomiting in my life. But rarely has revenge been involved.
	9:46pm spodiodi: you're going to hell for that one, WR
	9:47pm Little Danny: oh man wr the screaming the screaming
	9:47pm Andres: That’s grounds for deportation!
	9:47pm spodiodi: WR FTW indeed, MxBB!
	9:48pm Little Danny: wr i don't why but i am proud of you
	9:48pm solo mon: WR I already thought you were cool. Now you are an icon.
	9:48pm ARB: I'm just in awe that the trains ran until 4am, they stopped at 11pm when I was in Tokyo
	9:49pm solo mon: Welcome to T.A.I.N.T. !!
	9:49pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon and ARB and all
	9:49pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I'm not much of a barfer or a public revenger, but I did once piss on the bed of a horrible housemate as I sneakily moved out without telling him
	9:49pm Franco Twinkie: Patties what?
	9:49pm WR: I don't know how I had so much whiskey and beer and snacks in me. No, they stopped at 11PM and I was afraid I was on the last train and didn't want to be stuck until the first train of the morning at 4AM or whatever.
	9:49pm spodiodi: taint no goin' back
	9:50pm Little Danny: whoa another hustle for patty
	9:50pm solo mon: Taint power.
	9:50pm ARB: Tainternationale
	9:50pm solo mon: Baba Bee! Urine my hall of heroes
	9:51pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: solo: it was at the wildest peak of my life, for sure
	9:51pm Franco Twinkie: This wins the picture award so far.
	9:51pm solo mon: I vomited on Greg on our first date. We’ve been together for 25 years. It works.
	9:51pm WR: Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: That is pretty intense because so intentional.
	9:51pm Andres: TAINT?! No way! I learned my lesson with NXIUM.
	9:52pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR: I wasn't even on any substances but revenge
	9:52pm solo mon: Andres give taint a chance!
	9:52pm solo mon: Revenge is one helluva drug.
	9:52pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR: and, to top it off, so to speak, I sang a very silly song at the top of my lungs while I did it
	9:53pm Franco Twinkie: I like rubbing alcohol on my taint.
	9:53pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: solo: that was around the time we did "Cereal Killers"
	9:53pm solo mon: Cats communicate through body fluids.
	9:54pm WR: Whoa, Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: exultant!
	9:54pm Little Danny: i am feeling the power
	9:54pm solo mon: I wish we could see this scene… what are they clapping about???
	9:54pm Little Danny: the swelling applause
	9:55pm Franco Twinkie: This is brilliant!
	9:55pm Little Danny: sounds like a sash ceremony
	9:55pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: they got The Clap
	9:55pm solo mon: People putting money in the anger bowl.
	9:55pm ARB: the applause isn't the only thing swelling in the taint seminar
	9:55pm spodiodi: i dunno, but i love the synthesizers
	9:56pm solo mon: OLO to each and every one of you.
	9:56pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: my golly, but have I mellowed out
	9:56pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: my most outrageous behavior these days is provoking Franco on the chat boards
	9:57pm Little Danny: lol baba @9:55!!!!
	9:57pm Little Danny: now i have the clap too!!!
	9:57pm Franco Twinkie: I love it Baba. Don't stop.
	9:57pm solo mon: Clap back, LD.
	9:57pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: LD: thanks! the yucks can fly by quickly on this chat board. I can never keep up!
	9:58pm Little Danny: "money" was so good!
	9:58pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: OK. Franco, is there a preferred alcohol for taint rubbing?
	9:58pm solo mon: Fashion Depends
	9:58pm Franco Twinkie: I just use the cheap shit.
	9:58pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Fancy Pants Adult Diapers!
	9:59pm Little Danny: omg i want more applause
	9:59pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: OMX YOKO FTW
	9:59pm chresti: It's intoxicating, LD.
	9:59pm Franco Twinkie: Yoko is soooooooo great!!!!
	9:59pm solo mon: Yesyesyesyes to yoko ono
	10:00pm spodiodi: i think this is the first time i've ever clicked a star for yoko. nice song
	10:00pm spodiodi: Yoko Ono* respect.
	10:00pm ARB: It's No No week
	10:00pm solo mon: Cha cha heels will make you like Yoko Ono.
	10:01pm Little Danny: hehe ARB :)
	10:01pm solo mon: I love yoko more than I love the Beatles.
	10:01pm ARB: Does anyone else call their taint their "chimichanga'?
	10:01pm chresti: I love Yoko Ono more and more.
	10:01pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: ARB: now I do
	10:01pm spodiodi: nonono by yoko ono with solo mono
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: We saw Yokos show at SF Moca. Amazing.
	10:02pm spodiodi: 'i'm going to go find som e milk so i can spit it out... CHIMICHANGA OLO ARB!!!!
	10:02pm solo mon: My assistant, Labris.
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: Moma.
	10:03pm ARB: I saw that too Franco, in 2002?
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I'm leaning for this!
	10:03pm ARB: "When the phone rings answer it and talk to Yoko Ono"
	10:03pm solo mon: Hello vagina!
	10:04pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Franco: a friend of mine went to the Yoko exhibit and made a call on the telephone before the guard could stop her
	10:04pm spodiodi: solo ftw
	10:04pm Franco Twinkie: Yoko was so good so early on.
	10:05pm solo mon: This is where we lose the family audience.
	10:06pm Little Danny: crazy seminar!!!!
	10:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Does that word bother you, Mr. Lebowski?
	10:06pm Little Danny: patty was born to do this
	10:06pm Franco Twinkie: Pussy positive absurdist humor. I'm in heaven!
	10:07pm Little Danny: lol
	10:07pm ARB: More applause please!
	10:08pm solo mon: Galactica Darkstar with her Tab Talk “Suicide by Marriage”
	10:08pm Franco Twinkie: I'm clapping as loud as I can!
	10:08pm chresti: We do it in a store front? APPLAUSE
	10:09pm Little Danny: omg galactica darkstar is so real
	10:10pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: this is too real
	10:10pm ARB: Galactica, how do I team up with the voice in my head?
	10:10pm Little Danny: this is the best hundred dollars i ever spent
	10:10pm solo mon: Me and the voice in my head
	10:10pm Little Danny: it really is baba
	10:11pm ARB: I should be so lucky
	10:11pm solo mon: Hahahah!
	10:11pm Little Danny: i mean these calm assured tones and that little bit of ballroom mic echo
	10:11pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: too real
	10:12pm Little Danny: and the applause oh lord the applause
	10:12pm chresti: Louise Huebner like
	10:12pm ARB: Inhale through my what?
	10:12pm spodiodi: breathe in. breathe out.
	10:13pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: inhale through your neighbor
	10:13pm solo mon: Recognizes the basketball wife in you.
	10:13pm ARB: GOFAS
	10:13pm spodiodi: breathe back and forth
	10:13pm spodiodi: it will never end
	10:13pm Franco Twinkie: Wow!
	10:13pm Little Danny: lol spodi
	10:13pm chresti: Basketball wife? Ha
	10:14pm solo mon: Thank you Galactica! I feel tainted and highly flavored!
	10:15pm Little Danny: my taint is tingling now i think?!?!
	10:15pm solo mon: I wonder how Cuddles and Francine are enjoying the TAINT seminar?
	10:15pm ARB: My chimichanga is chuckling
	10:15pm solo mon: I wonder if Patty is gonna let us use the restroom soon.
	10:16pm Franco Twinkie: If it itches too Danny, try my patented alcohol rub.
	10:16pm solo mon: I forgot to bring my fashion depends :-(
	10:17pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: ARB: I actually went to a yoga school called Laughing Lotus… which did refer to female orgasm
	10:17pm WR: I've never eaten a chimichanga. I have licked taints.
	10:17pm Little Danny: solo then how are you going to go the bathroom
	10:17pm spodiodi: oh, ARB. i'm never going to be able to forget that (or eat another chimichanga w/o spitting out my melk)
	10:17pm solo mon: Nobody drink what’s in the shoe in the corner.
	10:18pm Andres: Have we addressed the relationship between T.A.I.N.T. and perineum sunning?
	10:19pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: igpay atinlay!!!!!
	10:19pm solo mon: Andres a live taint debate after the show.
	10:19pm ARB: It taint ever the womans fault
	10:20pm solo mon: Ello hay aba ee bay!
	10:20pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: hands free, mans free!
	10:20pm solo mon: “A hands free, man free orgasm!”
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: IF you're talking about shitting out babies, you're on the mark.
	10:21pm ARB: Guided breatharian orgasm meditation, are you ready audience?
	10:21pm solo mon: Applause!
	10:21pm WR: applause
	10:21pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I LOVE FRANCINE
	10:22pm solo mon: Francine: I’m fairly repressed.
	10:22pm WR: Annie Sprinkle!!!
	10:22pm Little Danny: dang wow Annie Sprinkle been too long
	10:22pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: is this background music "listening to wikipedia?"
	10:22pm Andres: Primal Ice Cream moment here.
	10:23pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: ARB book club: Annie Sprinkle has a new book out; "Assume the Ecosexual Position!"
	10:23pm Franco Twinkie: I'm beginning to feel life down there - no hands!
	10:23pm Little Danny: let it out
	10:23pm spodiodi: ololo
	10:23pm ARB: Can a man have a man free orgasm too?
	10:24pm Little Danny: no
	10:24pm WR: When I stopped doing much social media a few years ago, lost touch with Annie Sprinkle, wonder what she is doing now. Guess I can go look it up. Oh, sorry, right, meditate....
	10:24pm solo mon: Applause like an orgasm.
	10:24pm Little Danny: focus wr
	10:24pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR: she and her wife just came out with a book and are happily living in Bernal Heights in SF.
	10:24pm Little Danny: it really is solo i can't get enuff applause tonight
	10:25pm Little Danny: whoa this is fantastic
	10:25pm chresti: Yeah more applause!
	10:25pm solo mon: Can someone train spot this sample for me?
	10:26pm Little Danny: it is very familiar
	10:27pm solo mon: Daddy do you have a cigarette for me?
	10:28pm WR: A recent Dr. Sprinkle book: The Explorer’s Guide to Planet Orgasm is a small, illustrated guide to orgasms of all sizes and types, including “genital orgasms, energy orgasms, orgasmic states, wavegasms, crygasms, body-part-gasms, breath orgasms, nocturnal orgasms, dry orgasms, wet dreams, nipplegasms… and the ultra-special megagasm.”
	10:28pm Little Danny: you finger it out
	10:28pm ARB: I'll have the supermegasm chimichanga at the Chevron
	10:29pm solo mon: Exit fee or IOUs
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: I vaguely remember popping off for no good reason.
	10:29pm solo mon: “Taint what you do, it’s the way that you do it.”
	10:30pm Little Danny: yeah those def read like menu items
	10:30pm Little Danny: intrigued by body-part-gasms
	10:31pm solo mon: Mega gasm! I’m willing to try at least.
	10:31pm ARB: Nipplegasm sounds horrifying
	10:32pm ARB: Or am I just repressed?
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: We're getting close to people really cutting loose!
	10:32pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: don't knock it til ya try it!
	10:32pm solo mon: I’m fairly repressed.
	10:33pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Franco: I am really trying to behave right now. Or I really will have to call my sponsor.
	10:33pm solo mon: Banana rammer
	10:33pm WR: Exit fee? I'm not leaving!
	10:33pm ARB: Justly repressed over here
	10:33pm solo mon: Who would want to leave the taint seminar?
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: A 'friend' of mine had a hot wire between her tit's and her pussy.
	10:34pm solo mon: Pre-pressed.
	10:34pm Andres: Fun boy? Three, please.
	10:34pm Little Danny: what does that even mean franco
	10:34pm solo mon: OLO Andres!
	10:34pm Little Danny: "hot wire"
	10:35pm Franco Twinkie: Off the chat Danny...
	10:35pm Little Danny: Andres haha
	10:35pm Little Danny: haha okay franco i ❤️️ you
	10:35pm solo mon: TAB
	10:36pm spodiodi: connected at the taint <3
	10:36pm spodiodi: TLA has new meaning
	10:36pm ARB: Taint After Bomb
	10:36pm WR: E-taint-ti-ty
	10:36pm Little Danny: taints, titties, tab
	10:36pm solo mon: Eternititty is also Infinititty.
	10:36pm ARB: Patti drives a Forester huh?
	10:36pm Little Danny: dammit outbid
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Danny, if YOU contact me, I'll show you her picture.
	10:37pm Andres: All wheel drive.
	10:37pm solo mon: Karaoke night? 🎤
	10:37pm ARB: The Taint Team
	10:37pm Little Danny: lol franco i think i need this to happen publically!
	10:37pm Little Danny: poor francine
	10:38pm Franco Twinkie: Naw.
	10:38pm Little Danny: the OG OG
	10:38pm solo mon: Chug your tabs every one!
	10:38pm chresti: taint, titties, tab, in a tub
	10:38pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I am digging the tunes tonight!!!!
	10:39pm solo mon: Sushi sushi sushi
	10:39pm Andres: Don't chug! Savour. That's a scarce commodity.
	10:39pm solo mon: OLO chresti!
	10:39pm WR: I have never liked Tab. yuck.
	10:40pm solo mon: Tab is only funny, not good.
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: "Give you a meal."
	10:40pm WR: OLO solo sorry to be literal
	10:41pm ARB: Why the Downey fabric softener?
	10:41pm solo mon: So outrageous.
	10:41pm ARB: <-----That's how three ladies enter the Wagon Wheel
	10:42pm solo mon: WR be as literal as you wanna be! I love it.
	10:42pm WR: Cuddles, Francine and Patti wheeling in
	10:42pm Little Danny: hypnotized
	10:42pm ARB: Looking for the S.U.S.H.I. seminar
	10:43pm chresti: Tab commercials, what was the other diet drink, like a milk, called? Started with s I think
	10:43pm spodiodi: shasta
	10:43pm solo mon: Sanka?
	10:43pm StringOFperils: My Tab tastes like yam.
	10:43pm WR: solo, TBH, I've had a bad experience with room temperature tabs on a hot summer day.
	10:44pm spodiodi: i'm never making dinner again wwhen this show is on. i'll starve first
	10:44pm chresti: I keep thinking Segal
	10:44pm solo mon: OLO SOP Belgian waffle buffet after the show.
	10:44pm Little Danny: there was a grapefruit soda named Squirt
	10:44pm solo mon: Love squirt! We still have it in PNW.
	10:45pm spodiodi: chresti, Faygo? X-Ray Burns would approve
	10:45pm Little Danny: i'm just dying for a Squirt
	10:46pm WR: Carrie - Okie!
	10:46pm ARB: Simply Squirming for a Squirt
	10:46pm solo mon: I will never be charmed by any of you.
	10:46pm Little Danny: oh ernie you are a lot but it's good to hear from you!!!
	10:47pm spodiodi: i guess i stuck this rattle to my tail for nothing then, solo... i'll put it with the fallen Tab tabs :-B
	10:47pm Little Danny: no way
	10:47pm Little Danny: wow
	10:47pm spodiodi: this is great. o my taint
	10:48pm Franco Twinkie: I got sashimi yesterday at Sprouts. It was amazingly life-like in it's presentation on a little tray.
	10:48pm spodiodi: 🏆
	10:48pm solo mon: 🐛 leatherette
	10:49pm ARB: oh wormy!
	10:49pm ARB: Glad Sondra could phone this in!
	10:49pm solo mon: I hope flannery sees that later.
	10:49pm chresti: Sego chocolate malt
	10:50pm solo mon: Phone karaoke 🎤 📱
	10:50pm spodiodi: you can't possibly keep doing shows this great... i'm stopped in my tracks... every time. this is insane ... kudos. wow
	10:50pm ARB: more applause!
	10:50pm Little Danny: new one on me chresti, would drink!
	10:50pm spodiodi: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:50pm Andres: Why don't more people pick this song at karaoke?
	10:51pm ARB: Oh Spodi, thank you!
	10:51pm solo mon: No applause at the wagon wheel.
	10:51pm Little Danny: for real andres
	10:51pm Little Danny: hahaha
	10:51pm solo mon: Only for Patty
	10:51pm chresti: Andres, right?
	10:51pm solo mon: Andres it’s a good one
	10:52pm Little Danny: did you ever drink a sego chresti?
	10:52pm spodiodi: zomg
	10:52pm StringOFperils: Sounds like a real genteel crowd.
	10:52pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I hope there's karaoke every week
	10:52pm Little Danny: oh man we were staring this song in the eyes the whole time and didn't even realize it
	10:53pm WR: the song and the GIF and I am laughing so hard that I'm choking....
	10:53pm StringOFperils: It's taint, Ed. It's just taint.
	10:53pm Little Danny: those aren't the words patti!!!!!
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: When I wrecked my Landcruiser and wound up in the hospital, my sister asked me "Did she have your dick in her mouth?" She knew who I was with.
	10:53pm solo mon: OLO
	10:54pm spodiodi: olo. yeah.
	10:54pm Little Danny: the crowd went wild
	10:54pm solo mon: T.A.I.N.T.
	10:54pm ARB: Clean Stage Club, you wish!
	10:55pm chresti: Hilarious! Same here WR.
	10:55pm spodiodi: thanks very very much, Greg Arden, Tanya Smith and Alicia McDaid! thank you solo mon and ARB! i leave again satisfied and giggling. humbled and warm. thank you. unreal. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:55pm Little Danny: galactica is that one scary friend
	10:55pm ARB: nipplegasm warning
	10:56pm solo mon: Haha Patty left a little birthday or Christmas present on the stage.
	10:56pm spodiodi: \m/
	10:56pm Little Danny: haha
	10:56pm spodiodi: i think i can smell it, solo
	10:56pm Little Danny: dang galactica is the real thing
	10:57pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this show is giving my friend horrorshow flashbacks of our high school days
	10:57pm solo mon: Ronnie James Dio
	10:57pm Franco Twinkie: Everyone outdid themselves tonight. What a bunch of perverts - I love you!
	10:57pm solo mon: There’s a reason Galactica gets those speaking gigs.
	10:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: 🤘🤘 Dio! 🤘🤘
	10:58pm StringOFperils: Did she really just put that mic down her throat, or have I had one too many of these shoe shandys?
	10:58pm ARB: Please stay for the afterslaw, I mean afterparty!
	10:58pm WR: What spodiodi said: thanks very very much, Greg Arden, Tanya Smith and Alicia McDaid! thank you solo mon and ARB! i leave again satisfied and giggling. humbled and warm. thank you. unreal. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:59pm solo mon: Ken 🤘🤘🤘🤘
	10:59pm solo mon: Going over!
	10:59pm Andres: Let's hope for a return to the Clean Stage Club karaoke night!
	10:59pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'm not paying my exit fee. I'm never leaving.
	11:00pm chresti: Yay!
	11:00pm spodiodi: staying over! can i take the bed?
	11:00pm chresti: O Cuddles!
	11:01pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this is giving me a hands free mans free
	11:01pm ARB: Is this the 12" maxi single version?
	11:01pm Little Danny: <3 <3 <3 <3
	11:01pm solo mon: Sleepover! Who brought the mascara??
	11:02pm StringOFperils: Bag Séance
	11:02pm Little Danny: cuddles wins
	11:02pm ARB: Ditto MxBB
	11:03pm Andres: I'm afraid to sleep ever since the cabbage patch.
	11:03pm solo mon: Cabbage patch stem cell horror show and we will never sleep again.
	11:04pm WR: Franciiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnne!!!!!!!
	11:04pm StringOFperils: A town without Patty, and her taint.
	11:04pm solo mon: OLOL sop!
	11:04pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): LD: that was the karaoke highlight of my life
	11:05pm Little Danny: still speechless here baba
	11:06pm ARB: Best friend stories are my favorite
	11:06pm solo mon: When these little minds tear you in two.
	11:06pm solo mon: Inner applause for Francine!
	11:07pm Little Danny: i think i am ready for my next applause-gasm
	11:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'm screaming in my heart
	11:08pm ARB: Hi Ann!
	11:08pm solo mon: Mark your calendars Cha Chas January 7 - special guest Ann Magnuson!
	11:08pm Little Danny: so good
	11:08pm ARB: Hands free Man free but not stuffed animal free
	11:09pm spodiodi: olo ARB
	11:09pm StringOFperils: Never had a bingo
	11:09pm Little Danny: lol ARB
	11:09pm solo mon: Singing along from page 4 of the Taint pamphlet
	11:10pm Andres: Where's my hymnal?
	11:10pm ARB: Poo-see Power
	11:11pm ARB: Ta Ta internationals!
	11:11pm Franco Twinkie: I just want you all to imagine Ann in a pair of cheap inside out underpants, with one those stupid plastic horns idiots use to take to Dodger stadium in ugly black patent leather shoes. I saw that.
	11:12pm spodiodi: just ended :-B thank you again !!! ❤️❤️❤️
	11:12pm solo mon: Andres pay the exit fee and you can have the hymnal.
	11:12pm Little Danny: that was an experience
	11:12pm ARB: Please finish the guided meditation Franco
	11:12pm Andres: Thank you ARB, solo mon, and players!! Leaving an IOU in the collection plate.
	11:13pm Franco Twinkie: ...and Mike Kelly was playing drums.
	11:13pm ARB: You don't have to pay if you come back next week with ten recruits
	11:13pm Little Danny: thank you solo, ARB, and all the cha cha players - i honestly don't know how you do this, it is incredible
	11:13pm Little Danny: take my money!!!!!!
	11:14pm Little Danny: pass the anger bowl
	11:15pm ARB: I can't finger out where it is?
	11:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): another fucking genius piece of radio art thank you ARB, solo and the whole taint troupe
	11:15pm chresti: Bravo, ARB n' solo mon and cha cha players!
	11:16pm StringOFperils: What time do the monster trucks get here?
	11:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, ARB & Solo Mon & all. It's been fanTABulous!
	11:17pm ARB: This is my first ever standing ovatigasm
	11:18pm chresti: Ovaltinegasm
	11:19pm spodiodi: the after music is a lot more twangy this week
	11:19pm Franco Twinkie: Ovaltine down the front of your smock.
	11:19pm spodiodi: and plinky
	11:20pm solo mon: That’s enterTAINTment!
	11:20pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): smells like ovaltine spirit
	11:20pm spodiodi: Ovaltaint* ftfy
	11:20pm solo mon: OLO baba bee!
	11:21pm solo mon: Is smock a dirty word?
	11:21pm spodiodi: these pompoms aren't very fluffy any longer
	11:22pm Franco Twinkie: Keep your smock on, but take off your pants.
	11:22pm StringOFperils: Sign my splash poncho? Right there...yup...
	11:22pm spodiodi: socks on smocks off
	11:23pm spodiodi: Vince is here!?!?!
	11:23pm spodiodi: i heard he had an autograph racket going, but still? you go, Vince. do me next
	11:29pm solo mon: Smocked and flocked
	11:30pm solo mon: Autographed Splash ponchos going for Tab prices on eBay!
	11:30pm chresti: I'm wearing my pancho pjs
	11:31pm solo mon: I’m wearing my poncho on the sushi train.
	11:35pm Franco Twinkie: So, I'm sitting hear listening to You Got To Know My Mind trying to think up something filthy to say and Chresti just walks in and changes the stream! I say "Why did you do that?" her response was "Oh, I thought you were done." Am I done? Maybe I'm done. Good night all.
	11:37pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ha ha! good night Franco, and sweet dreams, chrestikins!
	11:38pm solo mon: Xoxox time to snuff out this candle salad 🕯 🥗 g’night dears!
	11:39pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Blow it, solo!
	11:47pm chresti: Goodnight Mx BBkins and solo mon!!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from November 5, 2021

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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November 5, 2021: "Tab For Our Diets"

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	Images	New * / Special ***	Approx. start time
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"
The Flying Lizards	What's New Pussycat?
Geisha Girls	I'm A Teapot "I'm A Teapot" by "Geisha Girls"
Famous Monsters	Hairy Eyeball "Hairy Eyeball" by "Famous Monsters"
The Chefs	Food "Food" by "The Chefs"
The Roofies	Bitch "Bitch" by "The Roofies"
Pink Section	Francine's List "Francine's List" by "Pink Section"
The Limiñanas	The Train Creep A-Loopin
Rinky Dinks	Choo Choo Cha Cha "Choo Choo Cha Cha" by "Rinky Dinks"
Androids of Mu	Bored Housewife "Bored Housewife" by "Androids of Mu"
Pink Plastic & Panties	Anger "Anger" by "Pink Plastic & Panties"
Vermilion	Angry Young Women "Angry Young Women" by "Vermilion"
The Mockingbirds	Money "Money" by "The Mockingbirds"
Yoko Ono	No, No, No "No, No, No" by "Yoko Ono"
Kingdom Scum	My Vagina "My Vagina" by "Kingdom Scum"
Galactica Darkstar	Suicide By Marriage
Lora Logic	Brute Fury "Brute Fury" by "Lora Logic"
Annie Sprinkle	Deep Inside Your Cosmic Body Erotic
Giddle Partridge	Bubble Gum New Forever
Fun Boy Three w/ Bananarama	Taint What You Do (Tits The Way That You Do It)
Karen Finley	Sushi Party "Sushi Party" by "Karen Finley"
Elmer & Sondra	Warm Leatherette "Warm Leatherette" by "Elmer & Sondra"
Patty Powers	Tainted Love "Tainted Love" by "Patty Powers"
Galactica Darkstar	Rainbow In The Dark
Cuddles Kovinsky	O Superman "O Superman" by "Cuddles Kovinsky"
Francine LaRue	Town Without Pity "Town Without Pity" by "Francine LaRue"
Bongwater	The Power Of Pussy "The Power Of Pussy" by "Bongwater"

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Listener comments!
	8:59pm solo mon: Welcome to Cha Cha Heels, as usual there are splash ponchos available near the entrance. They have been licked clean from last weeks debacle by a puppy. Special thanks to our guests on this episode: Greg Arden, Tanya Smith and Alicia McDaid.
	9:01pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Me wears cha cha boots!
	9:02pm ARB: Cha Cha Ponchos are strongly suggested
	9:02pm solo mon: Baba Bee wears Cha Cha boots!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hello!!!
	9:02pm spodiodi: good evening, solo mon, ARB, and onlisteners! i'll take on ponchochocho, please!
	9:03pm WR: I'm not listening. La LA LAH LA LALALA ALALALLA.
	9:03pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Ready for some Cha Cha Heeling! hey solo! ARB! LD! spodiodiodio! WR!!
	9:03pm solo mon: You can stay if you promise to not be a big baby.
	9:04pm solo mon: What’s new pussy cats??? I’m actually drinking champagne out of a shoe!
	9:04pm StringOFperils: Tab E cat
	9:05pm WR: PS: I am going to block out Jan. 7th 2022 from work so that no way will I miss live stream of the episode with Special Guest Ann Magnuson!
	9:05pm chresti: Hi cha cha pussycat boots!
	9:05pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'm huffing shoe polish out of a champagne flute
	9:06pm solo mon: LD Spodi WR SOP Baba Bee! There’s enough splash ponchos for all, but no judgement if you wanna ride dirty.
	9:06pm ARB: Hi Tabbies and Babies and Babsies!
	9:06pm solo mon: Chresti cat!
	9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikins, you are looking so sassy in those pussycat cha cha boots!
	9:07pm solo mon: Puss in boots, or boots in puss.
	9:08pm solo mon: Water sports and candle salads.
	9:08pm chresti: solo mon cat! Mx Baba bee catkins!
	9:08pm spodiodi: keeping Tabs on you all, MxBabaBee, chresti \\//, Little Danny, WR, SOp
	9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I wore an extra absorbent spa wrap made from an extra-large ShamWow
	9:09pm Little Danny: korny is shredded, you can just tell it's all the water sports
	9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikat wearing a TAB tabs hat at a rakish angle
	9:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): spodiodio: clever use of TAB tabs and spirit gum! That IS spirit gum???
	9:11pm solo mon: Anyone got a Tab? Turns out Tab has been discontinued!
	9:12pm spodiodi: consonants aren't important,MxB
	9:12pm spodiodi: and thanks! ;)
	9:12pm solo mon: Sham wow is not a sham it really works!
	9:12pm spodiodi: i'm full of spirit
	9:13pm chresti: Olo spodio!
	9:13pm solo mon: Im Juliette of the Spirits.
	9:13pm doctorjazz: Hey all!
	9:13pm spodiodi: fill me with your holy spirit
	9:14pm Franco Twinkie: I just LOVE the scene in Desperate Living when Dawn Davenport gets ravished by that pervert with shitty underwear.
	9:14pm ARB: Can someone help me pluck my eyeball?
	9:14pm spodiodi: aloha, doctorjazz, Franco
	9:14pm solo mon: WR glad you noticed the Ann Magnuson spot coming up!
	9:15pm solo mon: Hi Doctorjazz and Franco!!
	9:15pm solo mon: Don’t get rid of your hairy eyeball!
	9:15pm Franco Twinkie: Sondra! Such a perfect name for the local loose girl.
	9:16pm solo mon: “That’s why we drink Tab, for our diets”
	9:17pm WR: I still miss Fresca....
	9:17pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the sickest part is this is a real recipe
	9:17pm Little Danny: the mayo
	9:17pm spodiodi: that sounds moto vomo
	9:17pm ARB: the cherry
	9:17pm solo mon: I never got the Sanka I ordered in 1982
	9:18pm solo mon: Why, candle salad, why?
	9:18pm Little Danny: cuddles! tab can be added to a smoothie!
	9:18pm Franco Twinkie: That got me too Danny. Mayo - SHIVER!
	9:19pm solo mon: Mayo never have to eat a candle salad.
	9:19pm spodiodi: Elmer <3
	9:19pm WR: I miss cyclamates.
	9:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hello there! What kind of filth is on the Cha Cha Channel tonight?
	9:19pm solo mon: Just try and find a Tab nowadays.
	9:20pm chresti: Funny Face
	9:20pm solo mon: Ken! We are trying to eat healthy but I’m not sure we are doing it right???
	9:21pm chresti: Oh man the Roofies!
	9:21pm Franco Twinkie: I waited till I heard a womans singing - Roofies, fuck yeah!!!
	9:21pm spodiodi: "if you were a fly... " ololo
	9:21pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Candle salad is plant-based, right?
	9:21pm ARB: I love the Roofies!
	9:22pm solo mon: “If you were a fly, I wouldn’t let you eat my shit.”
	9:22pm Little Danny: www.ebay.com... do not outbid me
	9:22pm Franco Twinkie: Have you ever had one?
	9:22pm ARB: They have the missing bitch list page!
	9:22pm solo mon: Vegetarian bitches!
	9:22pm Little Danny: whoa you are right
	9:23pm solo mon: Bitches 33-55.
	9:23pm chresti: Unitard bitches!
	9:23pm Little Danny: had one... a tab, roofie, or candle salad, franco?
	9:24pm ARB: I've had 2 out of 3
	9:24pm solo mon: French Provincial Sofa Set
	9:24pm spodiodi: olo, LD, good q - was wondering the same
	9:24pm Little Danny: cuddles is the coolest
	9:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): One Taste
	9:24pm solo mon: Uni brow, uni tard.
	9:25pm Little Danny: thanks solo i was wondering if i heard that correctly @9:24
	9:26pm solo mon: Oh yes, let’s go to the mall before the TAINT seminar.
	9:26pm Little Danny: whoa cuddles knows all the workshops
	9:26pm Andres: Best and nosiest friend! BANF! I want that on a necklace.
	9:26pm Franco Twinkie: I'll take that oblique answer as a yes.
	9:27pm solo mon: Cuddles is more than a whole vibe. She’s a whole viberator.
	9:27pm WR: The way she says, "come on, Francine, hurry, hurry" is embedded in my brain from episodes past.
	9:27pm solo mon: Francines list? this song was invented for this moment??
	9:28pm solo mon: Andres!!
	9:28pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:28pm solo mon: BANF for Lyfe.
	9:28pm ARB: Hi Andres! Hi Franco! Hi Little Danny! Hi Mx. BB! Hi Spodiodi! Hi Chresti! Hi Ken! Hi WR! Hi doctorjazz! Hi StringOfperils! (Sorry for the late hellos)
	9:28pm Franco Twinkie: I saw The Pink Section open for Tuxedo Moon and The Cramps at The Mabuhay Gardens.
	9:29pm Little Danny: wow franco! late '70s?
	9:29pm solo mon: FT pink section named after the SF Chronicle??
	9:29pm ARB: that sounds grand Franco!
	9:29pm chresti: Wonderful! I love Francine's voice Hi ARB!
	9:30pm Franco Twinkie: March 1979.
	9:30pm ARB: Candle Salad facials
	9:30pm solo mon: I’ve never been on the wine train either. 🚂 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
	9:31pm Little Danny: i can't believe this is the first time we've gone to the mall with cuddles and francine, it feels like everyone has come home
	9:31pm flannery: hello
	9:31pm solo mon: flannery!!!
	9:32pm ARB: Flannery we are in the mall in your recurring dream
	9:32pm solo mon: ARB OLO CSFacials 🤢
	9:32pm Andres: West Edmonton Mall (3.77 million sq ft) used to be the world’s largest. It has dropped to sixth place. Sadly, no wine train.
	9:32pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: LD, yes, I do feel like I've come home. I'm already having a transcentaintal experience
	9:32pm Doug Schulkind: Hello, filthies!
	9:33pm solo mon: LD I know this mall sequence is like a fever dream of a memory I never had!
	9:33pm solo mon: Hi Doug!
	9:33pm ARB: Trainscendental
	9:33pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, yes. But on the other hand I think it meant pussy too. They were pretty in your face with bold shit.
	9:33pm solo mon: Winescendental
	9:33pm ARB: Train-scent-dentata
	9:34pm solo mon: I always snickered at the pink section, FT.
	9:34pm ARB: Hiya Doug!
	9:34pm solo mon: This is some crazy train.
	9:34pm ARB: I'm feeling dizzy
	9:34pm Little Danny: solo you don't even know how familiar this all feels
	9:34pm spodiodi: olo ARB
	9:35pm solo mon: Dentata heels
	9:35pm Aitch: Translates as my moose is loose and i'm lost in the spruce
	9:35pm ARB: Can you smell the wine train through your radio?
	9:35pm ARB: Aitch!
	9:35pm Andres: Don’t leave bite marks on the wine glass.
	9:35pm solo mon: Hey Aitch!
	9:36pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I remember the pink section (in the paper), glad someone made off with it
	9:36pm ARB: Woah, is a wine train a good idea?
	9:36pm Franco Twinkie: Spodi, I'm right aren't I? Everyone though of pussy before the entertainment section, which by the way was pretty weak.
	9:37pm chresti: Leland and Constance went to a mall, LD
	9:37pm ARB: Candle Salad to the kneecaps, on ice
	9:37pm flannery: this mall rocks
	9:38pm ARB: Homewreckers are people too
	9:38pm Little Danny: oh man this is gonna get awkward isn't it
	9:38pm Andres: All the good figure skaters train at the mall.
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: I'm a home wrecker.
	9:38pm Little Danny: does this wine train have a dining car
	9:38pm flannery: abolish homes
	9:38pm Little Danny: oof wine vomit is so vivid
	9:38pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: It ain't Cha Cha Heels until someone vomits
	9:39pm WR: Anyone here that has NOT vomited in public?
	9:39pm solo mon: Another ice tragedy.
	9:39pm Little Danny: yeah francine!!!!!!
	9:39pm Andres: Mall revenge is best served as wine vomit.
	9:39pm Ken From Hyde Park: Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. youtu.be...
	9:39pm solo mon: Hurry hurry don’t forget about the taint seminar!
	9:40pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Franco, yes, I thought of pussy first. Always.
	9:40pm solo mon: Body by Tab!
	9:40pm spodiodi: Franco, i've no idea what everybody thought ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
	9:41pm solo mon: There’s no revenge quite like mall revenge.
	9:41pm Little Danny: @ken from HP: CTRL pronounced as catarl kills me every time
	9:41pm Franco Twinkie: I threw up on the sidewalk at a Jack In The Box on my hand and knees while my friends sat in the car and watched.
	9:41pm chresti: You're a people too, Franco. Ha Mx BCS Beekins!
	9:42pm solo mon: The wine train is for shaking up bored housewives.
	9:42pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: lookit those li'l cuties!!!! B-52 kittens!
	9:42pm Little Danny: wow "Bored Housewife" is great!!
	9:43pm solo mon: OLO Baba your avatar!
	9:43pm Franco Twinkie: Is that Rickie on the bottom!?
	9:44pm solo mon: Spodi we are all lost, to some extent.
	9:44pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I did a candle salad cleanse to prepare my taint
	9:44pm flannery: alas… i have to go :’-( i will be listening in the archives!!!
	9:44pm solo mon: Egg and wine diet.
	9:45pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: flannary!!!! we'll save a taintra maintra for you!
	9:45pm ARB: Ta Ta Taint, Flan
	9:45pm Franco Twinkie: I'm going to try a hot wax yank just for the hell of it.
	9:45pm spodiodi: aloha, flannery!
	9:45pm Little Danny: and you have never looked better korny
	9:45pm solo mon: Taint it a shame you have to go, flannery.
	9:45pm WR: Public vomiting, I done a few times. The worst was in Japan, coming home from office party, it was late and I was afraid of missing the last train before 4AM. I would vomit on the train, at the stop get out and move to another car and as soon as the train started again, vomit again. Women screaming and people running to the other end of the car. Next stop, move to another car and entertain the riders there too, repeat. At least 5 or 6 cars I polluted.
	9:46pm Franco Twinkie: Whoa!
	9:46pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR wins this round
	9:46pm solo mon: So much private and public vomiting in my life. But rarely has revenge been involved.
	9:46pm spodiodi: you're going to hell for that one, WR
	9:47pm Little Danny: oh man wr the screaming the screaming
	9:47pm Andres: That’s grounds for deportation!
	9:47pm spodiodi: WR FTW indeed, MxBB!
	9:48pm Little Danny: wr i don't why but i am proud of you
	9:48pm solo mon: WR I already thought you were cool. Now you are an icon.
	9:48pm ARB: I'm just in awe that the trains ran until 4am, they stopped at 11pm when I was in Tokyo
	9:49pm solo mon: Welcome to T.A.I.N.T. !!
	9:49pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon and ARB and all
	9:49pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I'm not much of a barfer or a public revenger, but I did once piss on the bed of a horrible housemate as I sneakily moved out without telling him
	9:49pm Franco Twinkie: Patties what?
	9:49pm WR: I don't know how I had so much whiskey and beer and snacks in me. No, they stopped at 11PM and I was afraid I was on the last train and didn't want to be stuck until the first train of the morning at 4AM or whatever.
	9:49pm spodiodi: taint no goin' back
	9:50pm Little Danny: whoa another hustle for patty
	9:50pm solo mon: Taint power.
	9:50pm ARB: Tainternationale
	9:50pm solo mon: Baba Bee! Urine my hall of heroes
	9:51pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: solo: it was at the wildest peak of my life, for sure
	9:51pm Franco Twinkie: This wins the picture award so far.
	9:51pm solo mon: I vomited on Greg on our first date. We’ve been together for 25 years. It works.
	9:51pm WR: Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: That is pretty intense because so intentional.
	9:51pm Andres: TAINT?! No way! I learned my lesson with NXIUM.
	9:52pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR: I wasn't even on any substances but revenge
	9:52pm solo mon: Andres give taint a chance!
	9:52pm solo mon: Revenge is one helluva drug.
	9:52pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR: and, to top it off, so to speak, I sang a very silly song at the top of my lungs while I did it
	9:53pm Franco Twinkie: I like rubbing alcohol on my taint.
	9:53pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: solo: that was around the time we did "Cereal Killers"
	9:53pm solo mon: Cats communicate through body fluids.
	9:54pm WR: Whoa, Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: exultant!
	9:54pm Little Danny: i am feeling the power
	9:54pm solo mon: I wish we could see this scene… what are they clapping about???
	9:54pm Little Danny: the swelling applause
	9:55pm Franco Twinkie: This is brilliant!
	9:55pm Little Danny: sounds like a sash ceremony
	9:55pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: they got The Clap
	9:55pm solo mon: People putting money in the anger bowl.
	9:55pm ARB: the applause isn't the only thing swelling in the taint seminar
	9:55pm spodiodi: i dunno, but i love the synthesizers
	9:56pm solo mon: OLO to each and every one of you.
	9:56pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: my golly, but have I mellowed out
	9:56pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: my most outrageous behavior these days is provoking Franco on the chat boards
	9:57pm Little Danny: lol baba @9:55!!!!
	9:57pm Little Danny: now i have the clap too!!!
	9:57pm Franco Twinkie: I love it Baba. Don't stop.
	9:57pm solo mon: Clap back, LD.
	9:57pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: LD: thanks! the yucks can fly by quickly on this chat board. I can never keep up!
	9:58pm Little Danny: "money" was so good!
	9:58pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: OK. Franco, is there a preferred alcohol for taint rubbing?
	9:58pm solo mon: Fashion Depends
	9:58pm Franco Twinkie: I just use the cheap shit.
	9:58pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Fancy Pants Adult Diapers!
	9:59pm Little Danny: omg i want more applause
	9:59pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: OMX YOKO FTW
	9:59pm chresti: It's intoxicating, LD.
	9:59pm Franco Twinkie: Yoko is soooooooo great!!!!
	9:59pm solo mon: Yesyesyesyes to yoko ono
	10:00pm spodiodi: i think this is the first time i've ever clicked a star for yoko. nice song
	10:00pm spodiodi: Yoko Ono* respect.
	10:00pm ARB: It's No No week
	10:00pm solo mon: Cha cha heels will make you like Yoko Ono.
	10:01pm Little Danny: hehe ARB :)
	10:01pm solo mon: I love yoko more than I love the Beatles.
	10:01pm ARB: Does anyone else call their taint their "chimichanga'?
	10:01pm chresti: I love Yoko Ono more and more.
	10:01pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: ARB: now I do
	10:01pm spodiodi: nonono by yoko ono with solo mono
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: We saw Yokos show at SF Moca. Amazing.
	10:02pm spodiodi: 'i'm going to go find som e milk so i can spit it out... CHIMICHANGA OLO ARB!!!!
	10:02pm solo mon: My assistant, Labris.
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: Moma.
	10:03pm ARB: I saw that too Franco, in 2002?
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I'm leaning for this!
	10:03pm ARB: "When the phone rings answer it and talk to Yoko Ono"
	10:03pm solo mon: Hello vagina!
	10:04pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Franco: a friend of mine went to the Yoko exhibit and made a call on the telephone before the guard could stop her
	10:04pm spodiodi: solo ftw
	10:04pm Franco Twinkie: Yoko was so good so early on.
	10:05pm solo mon: This is where we lose the family audience.
	10:06pm Little Danny: crazy seminar!!!!
	10:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Does that word bother you, Mr. Lebowski?
	10:06pm Little Danny: patty was born to do this
	10:06pm Franco Twinkie: Pussy positive absurdist humor. I'm in heaven!
	10:07pm Little Danny: lol
	10:07pm ARB: More applause please!
	10:08pm solo mon: Galactica Darkstar with her Tab Talk “Suicide by Marriage”
	10:08pm Franco Twinkie: I'm clapping as loud as I can!
	10:08pm chresti: We do it in a store front? APPLAUSE
	10:09pm Little Danny: omg galactica darkstar is so real
	10:10pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: this is too real
	10:10pm ARB: Galactica, how do I team up with the voice in my head?
	10:10pm Little Danny: this is the best hundred dollars i ever spent
	10:10pm solo mon: Me and the voice in my head
	10:10pm Little Danny: it really is baba
	10:11pm ARB: I should be so lucky
	10:11pm solo mon: Hahahah!
	10:11pm Little Danny: i mean these calm assured tones and that little bit of ballroom mic echo
	10:11pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: too real
	10:12pm Little Danny: and the applause oh lord the applause
	10:12pm chresti: Louise Huebner like
	10:12pm ARB: Inhale through my what?
	10:12pm spodiodi: breathe in. breathe out.
	10:13pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: inhale through your neighbor
	10:13pm solo mon: Recognizes the basketball wife in you.
	10:13pm ARB: GOFAS
	10:13pm spodiodi: breathe back and forth
	10:13pm spodiodi: it will never end
	10:13pm Franco Twinkie: Wow!
	10:13pm Little Danny: lol spodi
	10:13pm chresti: Basketball wife? Ha
	10:14pm solo mon: Thank you Galactica! I feel tainted and highly flavored!
	10:15pm Little Danny: my taint is tingling now i think?!?!
	10:15pm solo mon: I wonder how Cuddles and Francine are enjoying the TAINT seminar?
	10:15pm ARB: My chimichanga is chuckling
	10:15pm solo mon: I wonder if Patty is gonna let us use the restroom soon.
	10:16pm Franco Twinkie: If it itches too Danny, try my patented alcohol rub.
	10:16pm solo mon: I forgot to bring my fashion depends :-(
	10:17pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: ARB: I actually went to a yoga school called Laughing Lotus… which did refer to female orgasm
	10:17pm WR: I've never eaten a chimichanga. I have licked taints.
	10:17pm Little Danny: solo then how are you going to go the bathroom
	10:17pm spodiodi: oh, ARB. i'm never going to be able to forget that (or eat another chimichanga w/o spitting out my melk)
	10:17pm solo mon: Nobody drink what’s in the shoe in the corner.
	10:18pm Andres: Have we addressed the relationship between T.A.I.N.T. and perineum sunning?
	10:19pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: igpay atinlay!!!!!
	10:19pm solo mon: Andres a live taint debate after the show.
	10:19pm ARB: It taint ever the womans fault
	10:20pm solo mon: Ello hay aba ee bay!
	10:20pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: hands free, mans free!
	10:20pm solo mon: “A hands free, man free orgasm!”
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: IF you're talking about shitting out babies, you're on the mark.
	10:21pm ARB: Guided breatharian orgasm meditation, are you ready audience?
	10:21pm solo mon: Applause!
	10:21pm WR: applause
	10:21pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: I LOVE FRANCINE
	10:22pm solo mon: Francine: I’m fairly repressed.
	10:22pm WR: Annie Sprinkle!!!
	10:22pm Little Danny: dang wow Annie Sprinkle been too long
	10:22pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: is this background music "listening to wikipedia?"
	10:22pm Andres: Primal Ice Cream moment here.
	10:23pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: ARB book club: Annie Sprinkle has a new book out; "Assume the Ecosexual Position!"
	10:23pm Franco Twinkie: I'm beginning to feel life down there - no hands!
	10:23pm Little Danny: let it out
	10:23pm spodiodi: ololo
	10:23pm ARB: Can a man have a man free orgasm too?
	10:24pm Little Danny: no
	10:24pm WR: When I stopped doing much social media a few years ago, lost touch with Annie Sprinkle, wonder what she is doing now. Guess I can go look it up. Oh, sorry, right, meditate....
	10:24pm solo mon: Applause like an orgasm.
	10:24pm Little Danny: focus wr
	10:24pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: WR: she and her wife just came out with a book and are happily living in Bernal Heights in SF.
	10:24pm Little Danny: it really is solo i can't get enuff applause tonight
	10:25pm Little Danny: whoa this is fantastic
	10:25pm chresti: Yeah more applause!
	10:25pm solo mon: Can someone train spot this sample for me?
	10:26pm Little Danny: it is very familiar
	10:27pm solo mon: Daddy do you have a cigarette for me?
	10:28pm WR: A recent Dr. Sprinkle book: The Explorer’s Guide to Planet Orgasm is a small, illustrated guide to orgasms of all sizes and types, including “genital orgasms, energy orgasms, orgasmic states, wavegasms, crygasms, body-part-gasms, breath orgasms, nocturnal orgasms, dry orgasms, wet dreams, nipplegasms… and the ultra-special megagasm.”
	10:28pm Little Danny: you finger it out
	10:28pm ARB: I'll have the supermegasm chimichanga at the Chevron
	10:29pm solo mon: Exit fee or IOUs
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: I vaguely remember popping off for no good reason.
	10:29pm solo mon: “Taint what you do, it’s the way that you do it.”
	10:30pm Little Danny: yeah those def read like menu items
	10:30pm Little Danny: intrigued by body-part-gasms
	10:31pm solo mon: Mega gasm! I’m willing to try at least.
	10:31pm ARB: Nipplegasm sounds horrifying
	10:32pm ARB: Or am I just repressed?
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: We're getting close to people really cutting loose!
	10:32pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: don't knock it til ya try it!
	10:32pm solo mon: I’m fairly repressed.
	10:33pm Mx. Baba "Candle Salad" Bee ⚧: Franco: I am really trying to behave right now. Or I really will have to call my sponsor.
	10:33pm solo mon: Banana rammer
	10:33pm WR: Exit fee? I'm not leaving!
	10:33pm ARB: Justly repressed over here
	10:33pm solo mon: Who would want to leave the taint seminar?
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: A 'friend' of mine had a hot wire between her tit's and her pussy.
	10:34pm solo mon: Pre-pressed.
	10:34pm Andres: Fun boy? Three, please.
	10:34pm Little Danny: what does that even mean franco
	10:34pm solo mon: OLO Andres!
	10:34pm Little Danny: "hot wire"
	10:35pm Franco Twinkie: Off the chat Danny...
	10:35pm Little Danny: Andres haha
	10:35pm Little Danny: haha okay franco i ❤️️ you
	10:35pm solo mon: TAB
	10:36pm spodiodi: connected at the taint <3
	10:36pm spodiodi: TLA has new meaning
	10:36pm ARB: Taint After Bomb
	10:36pm WR: E-taint-ti-ty
	10:36pm Little Danny: taints, titties, tab
	10:36pm solo mon: Eternititty is also Infinititty.
	10:36pm ARB: Patti drives a Forester huh?
	10:36pm Little Danny: dammit outbid
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Danny, if YOU contact me, I'll show you her picture.
	10:37pm Andres: All wheel drive.
	10:37pm solo mon: Karaoke night? 🎤
	10:37pm ARB: The Taint Team
	10:37pm Little Danny: lol franco i think i need this to happen publically!
	10:37pm Little Danny: poor francine
	10:38pm Franco Twinkie: Naw.
	10:38pm Little Danny: the OG OG
	10:38pm solo mon: Chug your tabs every one!
	10:38pm chresti: taint, titties, tab, in a tub
	10:38pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I am digging the tunes tonight!!!!
	10:39pm solo mon: Sushi sushi sushi
	10:39pm Andres: Don't chug! Savour. That's a scarce commodity.
	10:39pm solo mon: OLO chresti!
	10:39pm WR: I have never liked Tab. yuck.
	10:40pm solo mon: Tab is only funny, not good.
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: "Give you a meal."
	10:40pm WR: OLO solo sorry to be literal
	10:41pm ARB: Why the Downey fabric softener?
	10:41pm solo mon: So outrageous.
	10:41pm ARB: <-----That's how three ladies enter the Wagon Wheel
	10:42pm solo mon: WR be as literal as you wanna be! I love it.
	10:42pm WR: Cuddles, Francine and Patti wheeling in
	10:42pm Little Danny: hypnotized
	10:42pm ARB: Looking for the S.U.S.H.I. seminar
	10:43pm chresti: Tab commercials, what was the other diet drink, like a milk, called? Started with s I think
	10:43pm spodiodi: shasta
	10:43pm solo mon: Sanka?
	10:43pm StringOFperils: My Tab tastes like yam.
	10:43pm WR: solo, TBH, I've had a bad experience with room temperature tabs on a hot summer day.
	10:44pm spodiodi: i'm never making dinner again wwhen this show is on. i'll starve first
	10:44pm chresti: I keep thinking Segal
	10:44pm solo mon: OLO SOP Belgian waffle buffet after the show.
	10:44pm Little Danny: there was a grapefruit soda named Squirt
	10:44pm solo mon: Love squirt! We still have it in PNW.
	10:45pm spodiodi: chresti, Faygo? X-Ray Burns would approve
	10:45pm Little Danny: i'm just dying for a Squirt
	10:46pm WR: Carrie - Okie!
	10:46pm ARB: Simply Squirming for a Squirt
	10:46pm solo mon: I will never be charmed by any of you.
	10:46pm Little Danny: oh ernie you are a lot but it's good to hear from you!!!
	10:47pm spodiodi: i guess i stuck this rattle to my tail for nothing then, solo... i'll put it with the fallen Tab tabs :-B
	10:47pm Little Danny: no way
	10:47pm Little Danny: wow
	10:47pm spodiodi: this is great. o my taint
	10:48pm Franco Twinkie: I got sashimi yesterday at Sprouts. It was amazingly life-like in it's presentation on a little tray.
	10:48pm spodiodi: 🏆
	10:48pm solo mon: 🐛 leatherette
	10:49pm ARB: oh wormy!
	10:49pm ARB: Glad Sondra could phone this in!
	10:49pm solo mon: I hope flannery sees that later.
	10:49pm chresti: Sego chocolate malt
	10:50pm solo mon: Phone karaoke 🎤 📱
	10:50pm spodiodi: you can't possibly keep doing shows this great... i'm stopped in my tracks... every time. this is insane ... kudos. wow
	10:50pm ARB: more applause!
	10:50pm Little Danny: new one on me chresti, would drink!
	10:50pm spodiodi: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:50pm Andres: Why don't more people pick this song at karaoke?
	10:51pm ARB: Oh Spodi, thank you!
	10:51pm solo mon: No applause at the wagon wheel.
	10:51pm Little Danny: for real andres
	10:51pm Little Danny: hahaha
	10:51pm solo mon: Only for Patty
	10:51pm chresti: Andres, right?
	10:51pm solo mon: Andres it’s a good one
	10:52pm Little Danny: did you ever drink a sego chresti?
	10:52pm spodiodi: zomg
	10:52pm StringOFperils: Sounds like a real genteel crowd.
	10:52pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I hope there's karaoke every week
	10:52pm Little Danny: oh man we were staring this song in the eyes the whole time and didn't even realize it
	10:53pm WR: the song and the GIF and I am laughing so hard that I'm choking....
	10:53pm StringOFperils: It's taint, Ed. It's just taint.
	10:53pm Little Danny: those aren't the words patti!!!!!
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: When I wrecked my Landcruiser and wound up in the hospital, my sister asked me "Did she have your dick in her mouth?" She knew who I was with.
	10:53pm solo mon: OLO
	10:54pm spodiodi: olo. yeah.
	10:54pm Little Danny: the crowd went wild
	10:54pm solo mon: T.A.I.N.T.
	10:54pm ARB: Clean Stage Club, you wish!
	10:55pm chresti: Hilarious! Same here WR.
	10:55pm spodiodi: thanks very very much, Greg Arden, Tanya Smith and Alicia McDaid! thank you solo mon and ARB! i leave again satisfied and giggling. humbled and warm. thank you. unreal. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:55pm Little Danny: galactica is that one scary friend
	10:55pm ARB: nipplegasm warning
	10:56pm solo mon: Haha Patty left a little birthday or Christmas present on the stage.
	10:56pm spodiodi: \m/
	10:56pm Little Danny: haha
	10:56pm spodiodi: i think i can smell it, solo
	10:56pm Little Danny: dang galactica is the real thing
	10:57pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this show is giving my friend horrorshow flashbacks of our high school days
	10:57pm solo mon: Ronnie James Dio
	10:57pm Franco Twinkie: Everyone outdid themselves tonight. What a bunch of perverts - I love you!
	10:57pm solo mon: There’s a reason Galactica gets those speaking gigs.
	10:58pm Ken From Hyde Park: 🤘🤘 Dio! 🤘🤘
	10:58pm StringOFperils: Did she really just put that mic down her throat, or have I had one too many of these shoe shandys?
	10:58pm ARB: Please stay for the afterslaw, I mean afterparty!
	10:58pm WR: What spodiodi said: thanks very very much, Greg Arden, Tanya Smith and Alicia McDaid! thank you solo mon and ARB! i leave again satisfied and giggling. humbled and warm. thank you. unreal. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
	10:59pm solo mon: Ken 🤘🤘🤘🤘
	10:59pm solo mon: Going over!
	10:59pm Andres: Let's hope for a return to the Clean Stage Club karaoke night!
	10:59pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'm not paying my exit fee. I'm never leaving.
	11:00pm chresti: Yay!
	11:00pm spodiodi: staying over! can i take the bed?
	11:00pm chresti: O Cuddles!
	11:01pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this is giving me a hands free mans free
	11:01pm ARB: Is this the 12" maxi single version?
	11:01pm Little Danny: <3 <3 <3 <3
	11:01pm solo mon: Sleepover! Who brought the mascara??
	11:02pm StringOFperils: Bag Séance
	11:02pm Little Danny: cuddles wins
	11:02pm ARB: Ditto MxBB
	11:03pm Andres: I'm afraid to sleep ever since the cabbage patch.
	11:03pm solo mon: Cabbage patch stem cell horror show and we will never sleep again.
	11:04pm WR: Franciiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnne!!!!!!!
	11:04pm StringOFperils: A town without Patty, and her taint.
	11:04pm solo mon: OLOL sop!
	11:04pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): LD: that was the karaoke highlight of my life
	11:05pm Little Danny: still speechless here baba
	11:06pm ARB: Best friend stories are my favorite
	11:06pm solo mon: When these little minds tear you in two.
	11:06pm solo mon: Inner applause for Francine!
	11:07pm Little Danny: i think i am ready for my next applause-gasm
	11:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'm screaming in my heart
	11:08pm ARB: Hi Ann!
	11:08pm solo mon: Mark your calendars Cha Chas January 7 - special guest Ann Magnuson!
	11:08pm Little Danny: so good
	11:08pm ARB: Hands free Man free but not stuffed animal free
	11:09pm spodiodi: olo ARB
	11:09pm StringOFperils: Never had a bingo
	11:09pm Little Danny: lol ARB
	11:09pm solo mon: Singing along from page 4 of the Taint pamphlet
	11:10pm Andres: Where's my hymnal?
	11:10pm ARB: Poo-see Power
	11:11pm ARB: Ta Ta internationals!
	11:11pm Franco Twinkie: I just want you all to imagine Ann in a pair of cheap inside out underpants, with one those stupid plastic horns idiots use to take to Dodger stadium in ugly black patent leather shoes. I saw that.
	11:12pm spodiodi: just ended :-B thank you again !!! ❤️❤️❤️
	11:12pm solo mon: Andres pay the exit fee and you can have the hymnal.
	11:12pm Little Danny: that was an experience
	11:12pm ARB: Please finish the guided meditation Franco
	11:12pm Andres: Thank you ARB, solo mon, and players!! Leaving an IOU in the collection plate.
	11:13pm Franco Twinkie: ...and Mike Kelly was playing drums.
	11:13pm ARB: You don't have to pay if you come back next week with ten recruits
	11:13pm Little Danny: thank you solo, ARB, and all the cha cha players - i honestly don't know how you do this, it is incredible
	11:13pm Little Danny: take my money!!!!!!
	11:14pm Little Danny: pass the anger bowl
	11:15pm ARB: I can't finger out where it is?
	11:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): another fucking genius piece of radio art thank you ARB, solo and the whole taint troupe
	11:15pm chresti: Bravo, ARB n' solo mon and cha cha players!
	11:16pm StringOFperils: What time do the monster trucks get here?
	11:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, ARB & Solo Mon & all. It's been fanTABulous!
	11:17pm ARB: This is my first ever standing ovatigasm
	11:18pm chresti: Ovaltinegasm
	11:19pm spodiodi: the after music is a lot more twangy this week
	11:19pm Franco Twinkie: Ovaltine down the front of your smock.
	11:19pm spodiodi: and plinky
	11:20pm solo mon: That’s enterTAINTment!
	11:20pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): smells like ovaltine spirit
	11:20pm spodiodi: Ovaltaint* ftfy
	11:20pm solo mon: OLO baba bee!
	11:21pm solo mon: Is smock a dirty word?
	11:21pm spodiodi: these pompoms aren't very fluffy any longer
	11:22pm Franco Twinkie: Keep your smock on, but take off your pants.
	11:22pm StringOFperils: Sign my splash poncho? Right there...yup...
	11:22pm spodiodi: socks on smocks off
	11:23pm spodiodi: Vince is here!?!?!
	11:23pm spodiodi: i heard he had an autograph racket going, but still? you go, Vince. do me next
	11:29pm solo mon: Smocked and flocked
	11:30pm solo mon: Autographed Splash ponchos going for Tab prices on eBay!
	11:30pm chresti: I'm wearing my pancho pjs
	11:31pm solo mon: I’m wearing my poncho on the sushi train.
	11:35pm Franco Twinkie: So, I'm sitting hear listening to You Got To Know My Mind trying to think up something filthy to say and Chresti just walks in and changes the stream! I say "Why did you do that?" her response was "Oh, I thought you were done." Am I done? Maybe I'm done. Good night all.
	11:37pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ha ha! good night Franco, and sweet dreams, chrestikins!
	11:38pm solo mon: Xoxox time to snuff out this candle salad 🕯 🥗 g’night dears!
	11:39pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Blow it, solo!
	11:47pm chresti: Goodnight Mx BBkins and solo mon!!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from November 5, 2021

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