WFMU: Bryce: Playlist from August 13, 2021

Listener comments!
	12:04pm βrian: Ah, there we are.
	12:04pm Krys O.: Good afternoon!
	12:04pm karlward: But truly, what IS a microphone?
	12:04pm headcleaner: hello, brycethings
	12:04pm Krys O.: Theatre of Record Skips
	12:05pm HyperDose: That low end...oh baby 😍
	12:05pm fred: Good afternoon Bryce and marbles
	12:05pm Handy Haversack: Bryce and all the -icles!
	12:05pm Mister Dobalina: Hola Bryce & Brycicles! Was just listening to Dave the Spazz and his show from last night. Paused it to listen to this fine production.
	12:06pm joe mulligan: happy friday the 13th all! blenders set for RHUMBA
	12:08pm YETI BOB: I think I can come up with the correct translation of Zeitgeber - just give me a little time.
	12:09pm luc_m: time giver, seems like a watch
	12:10pm Handy Haversack: Chronomancer!
	12:10pm YETI BOB: it's more like a biological clock. (and i was making a joke)
	12:12pm Bryce: helllllo!
	12:13pm joe mulligan: haha Yeti!
	12:15pm luc_m: point taken!
	12:16pm Vomit Flowers: The ultimate soundtrack to grinding fresh black pepper on my meal.
	12:19pm Carmichael: Set the blender controls for the heart of the sun.
	12:20pm karlward: This blender has learned basic computer programming and we are all doomed.
	12:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: I, for one, welcome our new blender overlords.
	12:27pm chresti: Hiiiieeee!
	12:27pm joe mulligan: once your blender is sentient.. you know its all a simulation
	12:29pm Vomit Flowers: Joe Mulligan, agreed. And once your simulation is sentient, you know it's a blender.
	12:29pm fred: Most blenders look better and more compassionate than Bezos
	12:29pm Krys O.: Ah, this reminds me of the compressor sounds we once had in our production department. The squeaking is like the A/C unit on our roof as it fails.
	12:30pm joe mulligan: truth @vomit!
	12:30pm Jesse Kaminsky: meeeeep, morning Bryce!
	12:32pm wfmu listener phillip: AHHH😁😁😁 THATS BETTER. That's the @bryce I know and love.
	12:33pm wfmu listener phillip: I like this sound better than the indian meditation music
	12:33pm Bryce: this is your radio's self-cleaning cycle
	12:34pm Krys O.: Self-cleaning ovens can be very destructive.
	12:34pm chresti: I like the idea of a blender rhumba.
	12:36pm Handy Haversack: References to BLENDOR, godhead of marbles, will confuse future generations of theomusicologists -- unless they know about the Archives.
	12:36pm Sunny: Morning from California
	12:36pm HyperDose: Why is my 10pc nugget making noise?
	12:37pm joe mulligan: @chresti esp for making marble tiki drinks
	12:41pm fred: @Handy: someone said that confusion is sex, to improve the confusion
	12:41pm Handy Haversack: Blend yr idols, fred!
	12:42pm karlward: Confusion is CHOP PULSE PULSE CHOP
	12:44pm Krys O.: I keep checking if the sounds are coming from our warehouse here.
	12:47pm fred: Someone once said Bryce' show reminded them of their fridge malfunctioning. To which the esteemed vegetable clergy replied "I must have your refrigerator"
	12:48pm Threemoons: Solid set, Bryce. Being worked like a hired mule; juggling Mom stuff, work stuff, bills stuff, and the fact that my haircut guy is going back to Croatia for a month soon....but I haz iced Frappe and that is fueling the frenzy....
	12:49pm joe mulligan: @fred let's also agree you'll never be afraid of an MRI
	12:49pm Handy Haversack: I'm trying to decide whether to cut off the pandemic mane this afternoon.
	12:51pm fred: @Handy: Let Bagpipe and Voltron vote on this
	12:51pm Threemoons: @Joe as someone with a lifelong neurological condition, I have been getting CAT scans and MRIs since I was 11 months old. As a result, I can wholeheartedly agree that an MRI machine sounds like the worst techno set ever. Bonus points if the facility insists on piping in elevator music into the MRI room.
	12:52pm Threemoons: @HH DO IT.
	12:52pm Handy Haversack: Hmmm. Bagpipe would definitely advocate keeping the beard. Sometimes it has food in it! Threemoons, the one kind of music not allowed in the MRI room: METAL!
	12:53pm Little Danny: Hey Bryce, hey all.
	12:54pm I k e: Hi all. Do we want more Fruit Jeopardy!? Or is this getting too silly?
	12:55pm fred: I can't have MRIs anymore: open heart surgery left some metal wires to sew up my chest, so it wouldn't work
	12:55pm joe mulligan: @threemoons you got that right!
	12:55pm Threemoons: OTOH I have had procedures where bouncy Cuumba music was being piped in and it kind of worked with the MRI. @HH LOL no shit fun story before I go back to the salt mines: I was told to take out ALL piercings for a Level 5 MRI (highest in living humans; 6 is for mummies) even gold--even though Level 3s let you leave gold in (ie what you would get for a broken leg). I asked the tech why....apparently the level 5s really heat up ANY metal that is not an internal surgical implant certified as MRI safe. So...one day, according to the tech, this guy gets into the MRI...did NOT take out his gold Prince Albert and the technician look-over missed it (you go in in your smock). So....30 seconds into a level 5 MRI, his Prince Albert heated up to 770 degrees F. Yes. He was fully into the tube, panicked, and injured himself (further) rather badly as well as doing damage to the machine. The more ya know....
	12:56pm Handy Haversack: As I was being inserted for my first MRI, I had the sudden panic thought, "What if there's metal in tattoo ink?!" Apparently, there is not.
	12:57pm Krys O.: I feel for you, Threemoons. I've had about 5 MRIs. I found myself thinking, ooh, that's a nice one. The staccato MRI noises make me laugh and I have to be steadfast about remaining still. I stopped cutting my hair June of last year. This experiment is to attempt to grow out the layers. My old bangs are now at my mouth and the longest layers are just past my shoulders. I have no idea where I'm going with my hair. It's just there.
	12:59pm Threemoons: @Krys Haircut wise that was me a few months ago, back to my "it's always 1982 somewhere" short New Wave spikeout. MRIs--for me they're just a fact of life at this point; when you are a toddler you learn that you are NOT getting out of that machine until the technician is done....you learn to stay still and hold your breath for the images....
	1:00pm Handy Haversack: Same, Krys O.! I have no exit strategy. For 25 years, I have been shaving my head every four to six weeks. Then I just stopped in January. But ... I have no idea what to do with all this, and it's kind of ridiculous. Somewhere between crazed sea captain and wild mountain hermit.
	1:00pm fred: Last time I got a haircut was 25+ years ago. My hair is thin and brittle, so unfortunately I have little to show for it
	1:00pm Krys O.: Intense orthodontia in my teens gave me the ability to stay in one position for a long time.
	1:00pm HyperDose: Do it, Handy! That first professional post-quarantine cut is liberating
	1:01pm Threemoons: @HH before you cut it off, maybe look into donating it???
	1:02pm Threemoons: Hey all that reminds me...if ANYONE is going to chop their quarantine mane, if you have semi decent hair of any color or texture please consider donating it. Wigs for cancer patients cost a fortune. My Mom doesn't care about her hair much, but for pediatric/younger patients it can be devastating. Even if you have grey hair, some folks may still want it. Just a thought!
	1:03pm Threemoons: www.cancer.net...
	1:03pm Krys O.: @fred & @Handy: My hair is very thin with a brittle coarseness post-menopause. No one would want it, I'm sure.
	1:03pm Handy Haversack: My hair goes up, not down, so no one would want it. Ha, HyperDose, I'm still just going to take care of it in the bathroom like I always have.
	1:04pm Threemoons: @Krys I hear ya, I have thin-ass babyfine Scandinavian hair; the only way I can keep it healthy is to cut most of it off.
	1:05pm Little Danny: I am digging this.
	1:05pm Krys O.: @Threemoons, hence my super short pixie style of the last decade or so. But, hey, I look completely different now after losing weight. Why not be Cousin ITT?
	1:06pm Bryce: little danny, hey!
	1:09pm chresti: Hi LD!
	1:10pm fred: Who thought Bryce's show would turn out to be hair salon chat time?
	1:10pm TDK60: Hola Bryce.
	1:12pm chresti: Franco has been my primary hair cutter for about 5 years.
	1:12pm nic: greatgreatgreat_love it all!!!
	1:12pm Handy Haversack: I created a brief signal drop. Was the full quotation "Sorry about your ears. This is WFMU"?
	1:13pm βrian: We do most of our haircuts in the kitchen, cat in lap, red wine in hand.
	1:13pm Threemoons: @Krys O I hear ya...I lost almost 25 lbs since the Before Times between quarantine and dealing with Mom. I USED to have long blonde hair as a kid....
	1:14pm chresti: Hola TDK60.
	1:14pm sphere: hello people
	1:15pm wfmu listener phillip: One hour already gone😞
	1:16pm sphere: BTW, Keith Whitman has resurrected Creel Pone (which is where I got my copy of this recording).
	1:16pm Little Danny: Heya Chresti! Does Franco do men's haircuts?
	1:17pm fred: @Handy: This should go on the next station T-shirt
	1:17pm wfmu listener phillip: Nice😁 to hear the sounds of @bryce
	1:19pm sphere: sorry, I think this Eloy is not on CP.
	1:19pm wfmu listener phillip: Sorry. Apologies. I was not into that indian meditation music. What your hearing now? That's why I tune into @bryce
	1:19pm TDK60: We're talkin' hair? long hair? short hair? weird hair? Bad hair day hair?
	1:19pm chresti: Not that I know of, LD.
	1:20pm Krys O.: Hair Jeopardy
	1:22pm Krys O.: FYI-I've used the Tinkle Hair Cutter for years on my pixie cuts. kk.org...
	1:23pm bit rot: Man, Éloy's body of work is pretty solid proof that he is on a totally different plane.
	1:25pm chresti: I like to keep my hair above the shoulders, any longer and it becomes hard to manage. Haven't tried pixie cut,.
	1:27pm TDK60: I've had fairly long hair most of my life, not always. Just cut it over several days myself; still long.
	1:27pm Little Danny: Yeah this is a deepie!
	1:29pm Carmichael: When I got out of the military, my anti-government protest was to NOT cut my hair for 4 years. I looked like I lived in the woods and ate varmints.
	1:31pm Mister Dobalina: Hmmm..yummy varmints.
	1:31pm sphere: My second haircut after March 2020 was terrible and I just didn't get around to a revamp for a long while. Fortunately my company doesn't use video on chats.
	1:33pm Mister Dobalina: I get $12 haircuts at a place called Powder Puff & yes it definitely looks like a $12 doo. Guess it's better than the $90 a friend pays in the city, at some fro-fro place that takes 2 hours to get your hair did.
	1:34pm Carmichael: I pay a reasonable $35 for a pretty nice little haircut.
	1:34pm bit rot: @dobalina that's right across from the place with the sign that says, "we fix $12 haircuts" right? :-D
	1:34pm iiibeat: The Eye in The Sky will become The Tongue in Your Mouth.
	1:36pm Mister Dobalina: @bit rot.. always fun to know someone that is hip to the scene.
	1:36pm fred: Nobody rocks the asparagus cut like Bryce
	1:39pm Mister Dobalina: Ohhhh, if you really want to go super-duper cheap, you can go to a barber school, training, place. Figure Edward Scissorhands, but with the technique & finesse of Edward's skills. $5, whatever happens, happens.
	1:40pm TDK60: I have had "bad hair" days when I looked like Bozo, but maybe that's not a bad thing. / One time a roots-country-rock musician friend, with '50s hair, said disapprovingly that I looked like Robert Plant. Oh well, his prob.
	1:41pm WM: The current section of Eloy's Galaxies reminds me a lot of the Ligeti in the 2001 soundtrack.
	1:41pm Little Danny: This reminds me a bit of Mirror, though it's more expansive.
	1:42pm Little Danny: Really great!
	1:43pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Hi everybody! Hi Fred! Hope you are all well. I got a job in New Mexico, USA.
	1:43pm TDK60: Mr. Dobalina, Yeah, I used to frequent a beauty school. Most students were women; also they were fun to talk with. Cheap haircuts too.
	1:43pm Stanley: This is immersive stuff. I like.
	1:44pm chresti: There was a beauty school in LA that friends would go to get their bargain hair cuts My hair changes with the weather.
	1:45pm nic: love this!!!!
	1:45pm chresti: Where in NM, Neil?
	1:46pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Tijeras. Its in the East Mountains just outside Albuquerque. I was stationed in Alamogordo 1995-1999 and went to NMSU in Las Cruces 1999-2002.
	1:49pm chresti: So a higher elevation? I liked Flagstaff when I visited in the 90s.
	1:50pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: In the 80's and 90's I had hair at times that was down to my shoulders. Wild Neil the hippie. I would occasionally break that up with a buzz cut. After I joined the air force (I went in with long hair and got sent to the front of the line for haircuts) It was mostly military style haircuts although for the past year longer as my wife said I looked like a cancer patient.
	1:51pm sphere: My hair curls up no matter what happens. For good or for ill, I cannot have long hair.
	1:53pm bit rot: Please, I don't wanna come back to earth.
	1:54pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: 7,200' Tijeras. 5,000' ABQ All above sea level. Its 10,000 feet at the local peak, Sandia Peak. Ski resort there! Family friendly. We were just in Flagstaff and it was AWESOME.
	1:55pm chresti: My hair tends to curl up when there's moisture in the air. Sounds ideal, Neil.
	1:56pm Mister Dobalina: This sounds are making my Friday the 13th afternoon just splendid!
	1:56pm sphere: This is curious. I looked up Eloy on Discogs and there was this seller who claimed to book JC Eloy and sell all of his recordings. Interesting.
	1:56pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I look out my office windows(I have windows, no more concrete block garage in downtown Buffalo!!) and see massive pine trees and a very happy dog.
	1:57pm sphere: www.discogs.com...
	1:57pm TDK60: Once I had a barber who was a heavy drinker. Pulled my hair a few times, jabbed once. Hee.. Mellow guy really.
	1:58pm fred: @Wild Neil: So you're not burning stuff anymore?
	1:59pm I k e: WXHD?!?!?!? ROTFL
	1:59pm jan: thanks for that Jean-Claude Eloy! Extraordinary! Great to edit video to.
	2:01pm Carmichael: @Ike, what was the answer to the $2k question?
	2:02pm I k e: @Carm, that one's still up for grabs! We continue!
	2:03pm TDK60: Long ago I had to get really long hair cut for a job. The barber berated me for having long hair! About four old men waiting sat there agreeing with him. I said like "I'm doing what you all desire." Hee.. Early' 70s and those guys were still in 1949 it seemed. Hoo.
	2:03pm Bryce: NO SHIT, did i say it?? i wondered how long it would take to have a stroke on air
	2:03pm fred: @TDK60: beware of those who really wanted to be a lumberjack all along
	2:04pm I k e: I think you did... unless I was the one having a stroke, which is entirely possible.
	2:04pm Handy Haversack: Well, it's all gone. Months of inactivity wiped away in one vague burst of action. At least the shampoo budget will fall back within tolerances.
	2:04pm Bryce: hi, jan, thanks! whoaaa, wild neil! i was wondering where you'd gotten off to!!
	2:05pm TDK60: Handy, I won't notice ya (might get to gig tomorrow..)
	2:06pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Fred-no more fire test lab. I work for a guy that hired us once!
	2:07pm Handy Haversack: I can't tell if I look renascent or senescent. I'll put on a WFMU shirt, TDK60!
	2:09pm TDK60: Handy, too hot for my WFMU cape and beret I'm afraid..
	2:10pm fred: @Wild Neil: Northern NY to NM must be quite an adjustment! I hope you're doing well
	2:12pm chresti: Keeping hair trimmed helps reduce the "hair bunnies" on the floor and clogged drains.
	2:13pm Handy Haversack: Indeed, chresti! I am back being part of the solution, not the precipitate.
	2:14pm fred: @chresti: so Franco is clearly the one to blame?
	2:15pm I k e: FRUIT JEOPARDY! -- Hairy Fruit Category $400: You might mistake it for a brown hairy rock; brands like Zico brought its water to the U.S. en masse in the early 2000s $1200: This fruit got its name from the Malay word for hair because it has a hairy shell, which is commonly red or brown but sometimes green. Its unmistakable appearance is often compared to that of a sea urchin.
	2:16pm I k e: (Disclaimer: Monopoly money, but real Jeopardy! rules, so incorrect guesses get penalized! Also please SPECIFY which one you're answering.)
	2:17pm Bryce: longans are betterrrrr
	2:18pm Krys O.: @chresti: I use a Sink Shroom to catch the hair in bathroom tub and sink drains. They work great.
	2:19pm Mister Dobalina: Can confirm on sink Shroom, not so much fun to clean though.
	2:19pm I k e: @Bryce, longan was one of the first ones I did yesterday in the "premiere" of Fruit Jeopardy! during Donna's show.
	2:21pm Bryce: snap
	2:21pm Krys O.: If you don't like the look, you can wear sunglasses when you clean the sink shroom, Mr. Dobalina.
	2:21pm chresti: fred, there is a good amount of Franco's hairballs acting as dust magnets around the house, I wouldn't go as far as blaming him for anything (as much as I'd like to)
	2:22pm Krys O.: If you can clean a cat litter box or pick up dog poop, you can definitely clean a sink shroom.
	2:22pm Bryce: ps a chinese coworker once told me she gre up calling rambutans "western lychees" . . . referring to the fact that westerners have hairy arms
	2:23pm Handy Haversack: Now I have to cut my arm hair too?!
	2:23pm Mister Dobalina: No cat, no dog..no poop. The shades, is a life pro tip! Thanks!!
	2:24pm Bryce: if you do, you have to join a swim team
	2:24pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Pee jugs, hair traps, dog poop....it has been an....uh....erudite? day on the comments board.
	2:24pm fred: @chresti: his piles of books must act as attractors, so it evens out
	2:25pm Mister Dobalina: Pro cyclist also like to go 100% hairless, ya know, aerodynamics & stuff.
	2:25pm Krys O.: Whatever you do, Handy, don't try to burn off your arm hair over a stove burner. Some people did that in the olden daze.
	2:25pm chresti: for $400, what is coconut
	2:26pm I k e: Ding ding ding @chresti, correct
	2:26pm TDK60: Once I tried that Roman/Mod cut like Who Pete had, with the short bangs. I wanted to be a Mod. I wasn't. Good tunes tho.
	2:26pm Krys O.: The longish blonde hair on my forearms disappeared after menopause. YAY, hormones and lack thereof!
	2:27pm I k e: $2000: Some prickly varieties of this squash have spines may resemble hair if you're not looking closely enough -- watch out! It's also known as a mirliton squash
	2:28pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): What is Richard Nixon?
	2:28pm sphere: That is one esoteric squash, Ike.
	2:29pm Hubig Pie: What is chayote ?
	2:30pm sphere: I think you are right, Hubig.
	2:30pm Mister Dobalina: What is soursop.
	2:31pm Carmichael: $1200, what is rambutan
	2:31pm steveo: that scared the heck outta me
	2:31pm sphere: putting a new meaning on avant-gargle.
	2:31pm I k e: Wow @Hubig Pie, ding ding ding, good one! @Carm, ding ding ding, also correct (even though Bryce kinda gave it away, but that's OK, the judges have ruled that we have to give it to you anyway)
	2:32pm Krys O.: Boy, am I glad that everyone else left and I'm alone in the office right now.
	2:32pm sphere: Krys, they might have had a few questions for you.
	2:32pm I k e: @WoodsOfNH, I'm making a new rule that if you make me laugh my ass off with a joke response, you get $100.
	2:32pm Mister Dobalina: This must sound amazing on a dolby, 7.1 surround system.
	2:33pm Krys O.: I am laughing my head off! Tears flowing.
	2:33pm mic_a: Field recording in a dentist's office? (Hi!)
	2:33pm dei xhrist: Krys, at some point HR stops coming in to "share the enjoyable listening experience"
	2:34pm Editor B: One time an alarm went off in our office but no one paid any mind because they thought it was just me, was listening to WFMU again.
	2:34pm sphere: Apple Music should use this to demo its new Spatial Audio.
	2:34pm lpfnrobin: @KrysO 🤣. How about on the ride home in a convertible with that song :)
	2:35pm fred: @Krys O.: I remember fondly the one time coworkers asked me to share what I was listening to. It happened to be Kenny G. Nobody ever asked again
	2:35pm WM: I wonder if Jacob Kirkegarrd is related to Sonren Kirkegarrd? What would one think of the other's music?
	2:35pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): @I k e: Nice! I can use it. I've got the grandkidz here eating up all the food!
	2:36pm Mister Dobalina: I have a hair brain scheme, it will hopefully make me really rich, really quick. Since, tomorrow's sidewalk sale is completely bathroom less, I repeat, bathroom less, I will rent a few Porta Potty's & charge a dollar for #1's & 2 dollars for 2's.
	2:37pm Hubig Pie: I lived next door to a mirliton vine for 20 years. Our neighborhood had a mirliton festival every year. Maybe they still do. Don't know cuz moved
	2:37pm sphere: Mister D, I would charge a flat fee if I were you. :)
	2:37pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Fred Pros of living in ABQ Really really friendly nice people Excellent food (green chilies!) Amazing landscapes Great town, lotsa cafes (Flying Star!) Low property taxes Cons: Very high per capita murder rate (80 so far this year, NYC only had about 175!) Bad schools (CAtholic School for my son) 40% of population on food stamps, very very poor Anti business (as opposed to Texas and Arizona) Hollywood movie subsides that do nothing to create real jobs here (lotsa movies shot here, though!)
	2:39pm Handy Haversack: Mister Dobalina, you're stepping into Handy's Pee Jug territory here! And I already said "patent pending"!
	2:39pm WM: That is, Soren Kirkegaard.
	2:39pm Bryce: yeah, man, i am jealous of your access to hatch chillies being fire roasted in parking lots
	2:39pm Krys O.: Aw, I heart Kenny G.
	2:40pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Fire roasting happening now! Gotta get some! Oh yeah, highest unemployment in all of USA, tied for first place
	2:40pm I k e: @Woods, too bad they're actually Jamaican dollars. So $100 is actually 65... cents.
	2:40pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I get bags of frozen roasted hatch chilies every so often. Mmmmmm......
	2:40pm sphere: Every summer, the Wegman that I used to go to sold Hatch chilies driven up from New Mexico. It was pretty cool.
	2:41pm chris in the redwoods: didn't ryan air get there first with the "pay a pound to pinch a penny" scheme? also, hello Bryce. enjoying as always. hello, 'erebuddies.
	2:41pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Oh dang it, I just read that Nanci Griffith has passed away. Cripes.
	2:42pm sphere: @ Woods - damn. that is sad.
	2:42pm I k e: @Mr. Dobalina@2:30, incorrect. IDK even which Q you're responding to, actually. But I like soursop!
	2:43pm steveo: one is Kierkegaard and the other Kirkegaard
	2:44pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Sphere-which Wegmans?? What city and state?
	2:46pm Handy Haversack: I don't know that I've ever had a Hatch chile and now I really want one!
	2:47pm DjLorraine: My pee jug is the perfect rectangular shape for a WFMU sticker.
	2:47pm I k e: Fruit Jeopardy: Non-Hairy Category $800: The trees grow in much of the eastern half of the U.S., including the New York City area, but their fruit is too delicate to be efficiently sold at most grocery stores, plus its green stem must often be removed by hand $2000: At four letters, this is another name for a pear that isn't a pear, and it's also a name for a popular tinned animal product. Again, watch out for the spikes.
	2:48pm joe mulligan: i want to do some vegetarian chili cooking this fall, Neil I'll have to place an order for those chilis
	2:48pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Hatch green chiles, medium heat are what I like. Just the right amount of heat and nice flavor. WAAAAY better than jalapenos by a mile or two. Some people prefer red. WFMU should give away pee jugs as prizes.
	2:48pm Handy Haversack: $800: What are mulberries?
	2:48pm I k e: Ding ding ding, correct @Handy!
	2:49pm fred: @Wild Neil: The pros look more personal than the cons, so it looks like you enjoy living there
	2:49pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: No idea if this is any good. @Fred-living here is pretty darn nice. My wife says I am more relaxed here.
	2:49pm Krys O.: Thanks, Bryce and everyone! Such a great show and enjoyable chat. Must finish up and prepare for commute home. The heat index is about a 100 degrees and there is no breeze like yesterday.
	2:50pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): www.hatch-green-chile.com Yum.
	2:51pm mic_a: Thanks Bryce.
	2:51pm Little Danny: This is great.
	2:51pm WM: @steveo: Thanks for pointing out the difference.
	2:51pm Little Danny: Thanks Bryce!
	2:51pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Bryce I find your show extremely listenable today and tuneful. It used to be a lot noisier. Droney and hypnotic in the best possible way. I am doing CAD to this, its perfect. The noise of marbles in a blender was challenging for me earlier. Does today's show have a particular theme by the way?
	2:52pm Handy Haversack: Stay cool, Krys! We have to go out and flier for Kate's show next week soon. NOT going to be pleasant. Thanks for another great show, Bryce. Always glad to be here. Later on, Marmelizers!
	2:52pm Mister Dobalina: We have lots of mulberry trees around the hood. What really blew me away was two summers ago, a tree that was planted in my building complex which had the most delicious, elephant ear plums. Most beautiful tasting plum EVER!
	2:53pm WillCrete: Thanks for the set Bryce! Enjoying hearing this cut from Abrams NIS in anticipation of hearing the group in concert tomorrow afternoon in Chicago.
	2:53pm Handy Haversack: The mulberry trees in our back yard drop their berries in the late spring, and the dog spends about three weeks getting drunk on fermenting mulberries. It is not a pleasant phenomenon.
	2:54pm Mister Dobalina: Sorry, elephant heart plums, my bad.
	2:54pm wfmu listener phillip: Oh wow😩 the show is almost over. Wow that was fast. Great show @bryce
	2:54pm chresti: What is prickly pear for 2000?
	2:55pm chresti: Thanks Bryce!
	2:55pm Handy Haversack: chresti: overpriced!
	2:55pm βrian: @Wild Neil: You've gained some altitude! Does the piñon grow up there? Been to NM a few times, mostly around ABQ. Beautiful. And lots of cops on the highway (seemed predatory).
	2:56pm fred: @Handy: I can't imagine where that dog got that idea
	2:56pm sphere: thanks Bryce
	2:56pm chresti: Haha Handy
	2:57pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I think pinon grows here. It is at the paleta bar (Mexican ice cream bar). I saw guy selling some, it costs as much as weed back in the 80's!! He wanted like 40 bucks for about an ounce of pinon, it was nuts!
	2:57pm YETI BOB: Wild Neil: It's my current plan to retire to New Mexico - where are you living? WillCrete - what, Josh Abrams is playing tomorrow in Chicago?
	2:57pm I k e: @chresti@2:54, we're looking for an alternate name for the prickly pear, but since we probably didn't make that clear enough, you won't be penalized. Thanks for playing! I think Sheila's comments probably move too fast for Fruit Jeopardy! Maybe we'll continue on Daniel Blumin's comments on Sunday at 6 (if he doesn't mind), if you guys want to!
	2:57pm Mister Dobalina: Good stuff as usual, Bryce. Thanks!
	2:57pm YETI BOB: WillCrete - if you see a long-haired dude in a WFMU T-shirt, please feel free to introduce yourself
	2:57pm sphere: @ Wild Neil - Wegmans in Columbia, MD
	2:57pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Yeti- I live in Norteast ABQ near Juan Tabo and Indian School. There is a Blakes Lotaburger ont the corner.
	2:58pm P-90: Thanks Bryce, you are an indispensable part of Friday.
	2:58pm Hubig Pie: River rats made a playground outta the mulberry tree in our backyard which became compost, post Katrina
	2:58pm Handy Haversack: fred: right? Who TRAINED him?!
	2:58pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I dont want this show to end!
	2:58pm YETI BOB: WildNeil - I heard that pinon is increasingly rare. I was out in NM in May/June, just loved it, want to move there. Albuquerque was great, Santa Fe too.
	2:59pm Michael 98145: Aloha from the smokey PNW
	2:59pm βrian: Walter White is still there, you know.
	2:59pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Average price of a house in Santa Fe is 750,000. In ABQ its 265,000
	2:59pm Miss G: Is this a long piece? It is very nice. . .
	2:59pm Carmichael: $2k, what is opunia
	3:00pm WillCrete: @Yeti Bob- Yeagh, Abrams' NIS is playing the Experimental Sound Studio event tomorrow. Should be great. I'll keep my eyes open for you certainly.
	3:00pm Bryce: thanks so much, everyone! always so nice to get share a friday with you!! be well
	3:00pm chresti: What is tuna
	3:00pm YETI BOB: Thanks all! See you around!
	3:00pm I k e: Thanks Bryce!
	3:00pm joe mulligan: thanks Bryce!!
	3:00pm βrian: "Got Arsenic?"
	3:00pm I k e: Holy crap! @chresti is correct! Ding ding ding!
	3:01pm steveo: but santa fe is over 7000 feet, so you save on air conditioning
	3:01pm I k e: That was my toughest fruit question!
	3:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Blenderman Bryce. Have a good weekend!
	3:01pm chresti: I cheated
	3:01pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Its great that Sheila lets your show run over like this! Tijeras=Santa Fe=Mexico City altitude wise
	3:01pm βrian: @steveo: But wouldn't you have to drill 2000 feet deeper for water?
	3:02pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Lotsa people have 100 foot wells, mandated depth. But yeah, some in the mountains have 1,000 foot wells.
	3:04pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: One gas station out in the desert had their well run dry, in Eastern NM. Charged us 2 bucks each to use his WC
	3:10pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: The guy trucked in water 35 miles a few times a week.

Bryce: Playlist from August 13, 2021

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August 13, 2021

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
Zeitgeber	From Here "From Here" by "Zeitgeber"	Zeitgeber	Stroboscopic Artefacts	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Francisco Meirino	Techniques of Self-Destruction	Notebook	Misanthropic Agenda	0:08:12 (Pop-up)
Ákos Rózmann	Implusioni "Implusioni" by "Ákos Rózmann"	Impulsioni · De Två, Med Tre Instrument	Fylkingen Records	0:28:34 (Pop-up)
Miguel A. Ruiz	Humedad y Enfermedad	Grosor	Monochrome Vision	0:38:00 (Pop-up)
Rafael Flores	Boucher 2 "Boucher 2" by "Rafael Flores"	Nubes, Cometas, Rumores y Orugas	Monochrome Vision	0:41:39 (Pop-up)
Jean Schwarz	Suite N "Suite N" by "Jean Schwarz"	Erda / Suite N	Recollection GRM / Editions Mego	0:46:24 (Pop-up)

Jean-Claude Éloy	Galaxies (Warsaw version)	Galaxies Full-Electro	Hors Territoires	1:10:42 (Pop-up)

Michael Prime	Contour of a Forgotten Landscape	L-Fields	Sonoris	1:58:00 (Pop-up)
Jacob Kirkegaard	Fe "Fe" by "Jacob Kirkegaard"	Phonurgia Metallis	Important Records	2:13:26 (Pop-up)
Josef Anton Riedl	Vielleicht-Duo "Vielleicht-Duo" by "Josef Anton Riedl"	Josef Anton Riedl	WERGO	2:28:17 (Pop-up)
Jon Mueller	Hearts "Hearts" by "Jon Mueller"	The Whole	Hearts	2:31:35 (Pop-up)
Joshua Abrams	Abide in Sunset "Abide in Sunset" by "Joshua Abrams"	Natural Information	Eremite Records	2:45:29 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	12:04pm βrian: Ah, there we are.
	12:04pm Krys O.: Good afternoon!
	12:04pm karlward: But truly, what IS a microphone?
	12:04pm headcleaner: hello, brycethings
	12:04pm Krys O.: Theatre of Record Skips
	12:05pm HyperDose: That low end...oh baby 😍
	12:05pm fred: Good afternoon Bryce and marbles
	12:05pm Handy Haversack: Bryce and all the -icles!
	12:05pm Mister Dobalina: Hola Bryce & Brycicles! Was just listening to Dave the Spazz and his show from last night. Paused it to listen to this fine production.
	12:06pm joe mulligan: happy friday the 13th all! blenders set for RHUMBA
	12:08pm YETI BOB: I think I can come up with the correct translation of Zeitgeber - just give me a little time.
	12:09pm luc_m: time giver, seems like a watch
	12:10pm Handy Haversack: Chronomancer!
	12:10pm YETI BOB: it's more like a biological clock. (and i was making a joke)
	12:12pm Bryce: helllllo!
	12:13pm joe mulligan: haha Yeti!
	12:15pm luc_m: point taken!
	12:16pm Vomit Flowers: The ultimate soundtrack to grinding fresh black pepper on my meal.
	12:19pm Carmichael: Set the blender controls for the heart of the sun.
	12:20pm karlward: This blender has learned basic computer programming and we are all doomed.
	12:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: I, for one, welcome our new blender overlords.
	12:27pm chresti: Hiiiieeee!
	12:27pm joe mulligan: once your blender is sentient.. you know its all a simulation
	12:29pm Vomit Flowers: Joe Mulligan, agreed. And once your simulation is sentient, you know it's a blender.
	12:29pm fred: Most blenders look better and more compassionate than Bezos
	12:29pm Krys O.: Ah, this reminds me of the compressor sounds we once had in our production department. The squeaking is like the A/C unit on our roof as it fails.
	12:30pm joe mulligan: truth @vomit!
	12:30pm Jesse Kaminsky: meeeeep, morning Bryce!
	12:32pm wfmu listener phillip: AHHH😁😁😁 THATS BETTER. That's the @bryce I know and love.
	12:33pm wfmu listener phillip: I like this sound better than the indian meditation music
	12:33pm Bryce: this is your radio's self-cleaning cycle
	12:34pm Krys O.: Self-cleaning ovens can be very destructive.
	12:34pm chresti: I like the idea of a blender rhumba.
	12:36pm Handy Haversack: References to BLENDOR, godhead of marbles, will confuse future generations of theomusicologists -- unless they know about the Archives.
	12:36pm Sunny: Morning from California
	12:36pm HyperDose: Why is my 10pc nugget making noise?
	12:37pm joe mulligan: @chresti esp for making marble tiki drinks
	12:41pm fred: @Handy: someone said that confusion is sex, to improve the confusion
	12:41pm Handy Haversack: Blend yr idols, fred!
	12:42pm karlward: Confusion is CHOP PULSE PULSE CHOP
	12:44pm Krys O.: I keep checking if the sounds are coming from our warehouse here.
	12:47pm fred: Someone once said Bryce' show reminded them of their fridge malfunctioning. To which the esteemed vegetable clergy replied "I must have your refrigerator"
	12:48pm Threemoons: Solid set, Bryce. Being worked like a hired mule; juggling Mom stuff, work stuff, bills stuff, and the fact that my haircut guy is going back to Croatia for a month soon....but I haz iced Frappe and that is fueling the frenzy....
	12:49pm joe mulligan: @fred let's also agree you'll never be afraid of an MRI
	12:49pm Handy Haversack: I'm trying to decide whether to cut off the pandemic mane this afternoon.
	12:51pm fred: @Handy: Let Bagpipe and Voltron vote on this
	12:51pm Threemoons: @Joe as someone with a lifelong neurological condition, I have been getting CAT scans and MRIs since I was 11 months old. As a result, I can wholeheartedly agree that an MRI machine sounds like the worst techno set ever. Bonus points if the facility insists on piping in elevator music into the MRI room.
	12:52pm Threemoons: @HH DO IT.
	12:52pm Handy Haversack: Hmmm. Bagpipe would definitely advocate keeping the beard. Sometimes it has food in it! Threemoons, the one kind of music not allowed in the MRI room: METAL!
	12:53pm Little Danny: Hey Bryce, hey all.
	12:54pm I k e: Hi all. Do we want more Fruit Jeopardy!? Or is this getting too silly?
	12:55pm fred: I can't have MRIs anymore: open heart surgery left some metal wires to sew up my chest, so it wouldn't work
	12:55pm joe mulligan: @threemoons you got that right!
	12:55pm Threemoons: OTOH I have had procedures where bouncy Cuumba music was being piped in and it kind of worked with the MRI. @HH LOL no shit fun story before I go back to the salt mines: I was told to take out ALL piercings for a Level 5 MRI (highest in living humans; 6 is for mummies) even gold--even though Level 3s let you leave gold in (ie what you would get for a broken leg). I asked the tech why....apparently the level 5s really heat up ANY metal that is not an internal surgical implant certified as MRI safe. So...one day, according to the tech, this guy gets into the MRI...did NOT take out his gold Prince Albert and the technician look-over missed it (you go in in your smock). So....30 seconds into a level 5 MRI, his Prince Albert heated up to 770 degrees F. Yes. He was fully into the tube, panicked, and injured himself (further) rather badly as well as doing damage to the machine. The more ya know....
	12:56pm Handy Haversack: As I was being inserted for my first MRI, I had the sudden panic thought, "What if there's metal in tattoo ink?!" Apparently, there is not.
	12:57pm Krys O.: I feel for you, Threemoons. I've had about 5 MRIs. I found myself thinking, ooh, that's a nice one. The staccato MRI noises make me laugh and I have to be steadfast about remaining still. I stopped cutting my hair June of last year. This experiment is to attempt to grow out the layers. My old bangs are now at my mouth and the longest layers are just past my shoulders. I have no idea where I'm going with my hair. It's just there.
	12:59pm Threemoons: @Krys Haircut wise that was me a few months ago, back to my "it's always 1982 somewhere" short New Wave spikeout. MRIs--for me they're just a fact of life at this point; when you are a toddler you learn that you are NOT getting out of that machine until the technician is done....you learn to stay still and hold your breath for the images....
	1:00pm Handy Haversack: Same, Krys O.! I have no exit strategy. For 25 years, I have been shaving my head every four to six weeks. Then I just stopped in January. But ... I have no idea what to do with all this, and it's kind of ridiculous. Somewhere between crazed sea captain and wild mountain hermit.
	1:00pm fred: Last time I got a haircut was 25+ years ago. My hair is thin and brittle, so unfortunately I have little to show for it
	1:00pm Krys O.: Intense orthodontia in my teens gave me the ability to stay in one position for a long time.
	1:00pm HyperDose: Do it, Handy! That first professional post-quarantine cut is liberating
	1:01pm Threemoons: @HH before you cut it off, maybe look into donating it???
	1:02pm Threemoons: Hey all that reminds me...if ANYONE is going to chop their quarantine mane, if you have semi decent hair of any color or texture please consider donating it. Wigs for cancer patients cost a fortune. My Mom doesn't care about her hair much, but for pediatric/younger patients it can be devastating. Even if you have grey hair, some folks may still want it. Just a thought!
	1:03pm Threemoons: www.cancer.net...
	1:03pm Krys O.: @fred & @Handy: My hair is very thin with a brittle coarseness post-menopause. No one would want it, I'm sure.
	1:03pm Handy Haversack: My hair goes up, not down, so no one would want it. Ha, HyperDose, I'm still just going to take care of it in the bathroom like I always have.
	1:04pm Threemoons: @Krys I hear ya, I have thin-ass babyfine Scandinavian hair; the only way I can keep it healthy is to cut most of it off.
	1:05pm Little Danny: I am digging this.
	1:05pm Krys O.: @Threemoons, hence my super short pixie style of the last decade or so. But, hey, I look completely different now after losing weight. Why not be Cousin ITT?
	1:06pm Bryce: little danny, hey!
	1:09pm chresti: Hi LD!
	1:10pm fred: Who thought Bryce's show would turn out to be hair salon chat time?
	1:10pm TDK60: Hola Bryce.
	1:12pm chresti: Franco has been my primary hair cutter for about 5 years.
	1:12pm nic: greatgreatgreat_love it all!!!
	1:12pm Handy Haversack: I created a brief signal drop. Was the full quotation "Sorry about your ears. This is WFMU"?
	1:13pm βrian: We do most of our haircuts in the kitchen, cat in lap, red wine in hand.
	1:13pm Threemoons: @Krys O I hear ya...I lost almost 25 lbs since the Before Times between quarantine and dealing with Mom. I USED to have long blonde hair as a kid....
	1:14pm chresti: Hola TDK60.
	1:14pm sphere: hello people
	1:15pm wfmu listener phillip: One hour already gone😞
	1:16pm sphere: BTW, Keith Whitman has resurrected Creel Pone (which is where I got my copy of this recording).
	1:16pm Little Danny: Heya Chresti! Does Franco do men's haircuts?
	1:17pm fred: @Handy: This should go on the next station T-shirt
	1:17pm wfmu listener phillip: Nice😁 to hear the sounds of @bryce
	1:19pm sphere: sorry, I think this Eloy is not on CP.
	1:19pm wfmu listener phillip: Sorry. Apologies. I was not into that indian meditation music. What your hearing now? That's why I tune into @bryce
	1:19pm TDK60: We're talkin' hair? long hair? short hair? weird hair? Bad hair day hair?
	1:19pm chresti: Not that I know of, LD.
	1:20pm Krys O.: Hair Jeopardy
	1:22pm Krys O.: FYI-I've used the Tinkle Hair Cutter for years on my pixie cuts. kk.org...
	1:23pm bit rot: Man, Éloy's body of work is pretty solid proof that he is on a totally different plane.
	1:25pm chresti: I like to keep my hair above the shoulders, any longer and it becomes hard to manage. Haven't tried pixie cut,.
	1:27pm TDK60: I've had fairly long hair most of my life, not always. Just cut it over several days myself; still long.
	1:27pm Little Danny: Yeah this is a deepie!
	1:29pm Carmichael: When I got out of the military, my anti-government protest was to NOT cut my hair for 4 years. I looked like I lived in the woods and ate varmints.
	1:31pm Mister Dobalina: Hmmm..yummy varmints.
	1:31pm sphere: My second haircut after March 2020 was terrible and I just didn't get around to a revamp for a long while. Fortunately my company doesn't use video on chats.
	1:33pm Mister Dobalina: I get $12 haircuts at a place called Powder Puff & yes it definitely looks like a $12 doo. Guess it's better than the $90 a friend pays in the city, at some fro-fro place that takes 2 hours to get your hair did.
	1:34pm Carmichael: I pay a reasonable $35 for a pretty nice little haircut.
	1:34pm bit rot: @dobalina that's right across from the place with the sign that says, "we fix $12 haircuts" right? :-D
	1:34pm iiibeat: The Eye in The Sky will become The Tongue in Your Mouth.
	1:36pm Mister Dobalina: @bit rot.. always fun to know someone that is hip to the scene.
	1:36pm fred: Nobody rocks the asparagus cut like Bryce
	1:39pm Mister Dobalina: Ohhhh, if you really want to go super-duper cheap, you can go to a barber school, training, place. Figure Edward Scissorhands, but with the technique & finesse of Edward's skills. $5, whatever happens, happens.
	1:40pm TDK60: I have had "bad hair" days when I looked like Bozo, but maybe that's not a bad thing. / One time a roots-country-rock musician friend, with '50s hair, said disapprovingly that I looked like Robert Plant. Oh well, his prob.
	1:41pm WM: The current section of Eloy's Galaxies reminds me a lot of the Ligeti in the 2001 soundtrack.
	1:41pm Little Danny: This reminds me a bit of Mirror, though it's more expansive.
	1:42pm Little Danny: Really great!
	1:43pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Hi everybody! Hi Fred! Hope you are all well. I got a job in New Mexico, USA.
	1:43pm TDK60: Mr. Dobalina, Yeah, I used to frequent a beauty school. Most students were women; also they were fun to talk with. Cheap haircuts too.
	1:43pm Stanley: This is immersive stuff. I like.
	1:44pm chresti: There was a beauty school in LA that friends would go to get their bargain hair cuts My hair changes with the weather.
	1:45pm nic: love this!!!!
	1:45pm chresti: Where in NM, Neil?
	1:46pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Tijeras. Its in the East Mountains just outside Albuquerque. I was stationed in Alamogordo 1995-1999 and went to NMSU in Las Cruces 1999-2002.
	1:49pm chresti: So a higher elevation? I liked Flagstaff when I visited in the 90s.
	1:50pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: In the 80's and 90's I had hair at times that was down to my shoulders. Wild Neil the hippie. I would occasionally break that up with a buzz cut. After I joined the air force (I went in with long hair and got sent to the front of the line for haircuts) It was mostly military style haircuts although for the past year longer as my wife said I looked like a cancer patient.
	1:51pm sphere: My hair curls up no matter what happens. For good or for ill, I cannot have long hair.
	1:53pm bit rot: Please, I don't wanna come back to earth.
	1:54pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: 7,200' Tijeras. 5,000' ABQ All above sea level. Its 10,000 feet at the local peak, Sandia Peak. Ski resort there! Family friendly. We were just in Flagstaff and it was AWESOME.
	1:55pm chresti: My hair tends to curl up when there's moisture in the air. Sounds ideal, Neil.
	1:56pm Mister Dobalina: This sounds are making my Friday the 13th afternoon just splendid!
	1:56pm sphere: This is curious. I looked up Eloy on Discogs and there was this seller who claimed to book JC Eloy and sell all of his recordings. Interesting.
	1:56pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I look out my office windows(I have windows, no more concrete block garage in downtown Buffalo!!) and see massive pine trees and a very happy dog.
	1:57pm sphere: www.discogs.com...
	1:57pm TDK60: Once I had a barber who was a heavy drinker. Pulled my hair a few times, jabbed once. Hee.. Mellow guy really.
	1:58pm fred: @Wild Neil: So you're not burning stuff anymore?
	1:59pm I k e: WXHD?!?!?!? ROTFL
	1:59pm jan: thanks for that Jean-Claude Eloy! Extraordinary! Great to edit video to.
	2:01pm Carmichael: @Ike, what was the answer to the $2k question?
	2:02pm I k e: @Carm, that one's still up for grabs! We continue!
	2:03pm TDK60: Long ago I had to get really long hair cut for a job. The barber berated me for having long hair! About four old men waiting sat there agreeing with him. I said like "I'm doing what you all desire." Hee.. Early' 70s and those guys were still in 1949 it seemed. Hoo.
	2:03pm Bryce: NO SHIT, did i say it?? i wondered how long it would take to have a stroke on air
	2:03pm fred: @TDK60: beware of those who really wanted to be a lumberjack all along
	2:04pm I k e: I think you did... unless I was the one having a stroke, which is entirely possible.
	2:04pm Handy Haversack: Well, it's all gone. Months of inactivity wiped away in one vague burst of action. At least the shampoo budget will fall back within tolerances.
	2:04pm Bryce: hi, jan, thanks! whoaaa, wild neil! i was wondering where you'd gotten off to!!
	2:05pm TDK60: Handy, I won't notice ya (might get to gig tomorrow..)
	2:06pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Fred-no more fire test lab. I work for a guy that hired us once!
	2:07pm Handy Haversack: I can't tell if I look renascent or senescent. I'll put on a WFMU shirt, TDK60!
	2:09pm TDK60: Handy, too hot for my WFMU cape and beret I'm afraid..
	2:10pm fred: @Wild Neil: Northern NY to NM must be quite an adjustment! I hope you're doing well
	2:12pm chresti: Keeping hair trimmed helps reduce the "hair bunnies" on the floor and clogged drains.
	2:13pm Handy Haversack: Indeed, chresti! I am back being part of the solution, not the precipitate.
	2:14pm fred: @chresti: so Franco is clearly the one to blame?
	2:15pm I k e: FRUIT JEOPARDY! -- Hairy Fruit Category $400: You might mistake it for a brown hairy rock; brands like Zico brought its water to the U.S. en masse in the early 2000s $1200: This fruit got its name from the Malay word for hair because it has a hairy shell, which is commonly red or brown but sometimes green. Its unmistakable appearance is often compared to that of a sea urchin.
	2:16pm I k e: (Disclaimer: Monopoly money, but real Jeopardy! rules, so incorrect guesses get penalized! Also please SPECIFY which one you're answering.)
	2:17pm Bryce: longans are betterrrrr
	2:18pm Krys O.: @chresti: I use a Sink Shroom to catch the hair in bathroom tub and sink drains. They work great.
	2:19pm Mister Dobalina: Can confirm on sink Shroom, not so much fun to clean though.
	2:19pm I k e: @Bryce, longan was one of the first ones I did yesterday in the "premiere" of Fruit Jeopardy! during Donna's show.
	2:21pm Bryce: snap
	2:21pm Krys O.: If you don't like the look, you can wear sunglasses when you clean the sink shroom, Mr. Dobalina.
	2:21pm chresti: fred, there is a good amount of Franco's hairballs acting as dust magnets around the house, I wouldn't go as far as blaming him for anything (as much as I'd like to)
	2:22pm Krys O.: If you can clean a cat litter box or pick up dog poop, you can definitely clean a sink shroom.
	2:22pm Bryce: ps a chinese coworker once told me she gre up calling rambutans "western lychees" . . . referring to the fact that westerners have hairy arms
	2:23pm Handy Haversack: Now I have to cut my arm hair too?!
	2:23pm Mister Dobalina: No cat, no dog..no poop. The shades, is a life pro tip! Thanks!!
	2:24pm Bryce: if you do, you have to join a swim team
	2:24pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Pee jugs, hair traps, dog poop....it has been an....uh....erudite? day on the comments board.
	2:24pm fred: @chresti: his piles of books must act as attractors, so it evens out
	2:25pm Mister Dobalina: Pro cyclist also like to go 100% hairless, ya know, aerodynamics & stuff.
	2:25pm Krys O.: Whatever you do, Handy, don't try to burn off your arm hair over a stove burner. Some people did that in the olden daze.
	2:25pm chresti: for $400, what is coconut
	2:26pm I k e: Ding ding ding @chresti, correct
	2:26pm TDK60: Once I tried that Roman/Mod cut like Who Pete had, with the short bangs. I wanted to be a Mod. I wasn't. Good tunes tho.
	2:26pm Krys O.: The longish blonde hair on my forearms disappeared after menopause. YAY, hormones and lack thereof!
	2:27pm I k e: $2000: Some prickly varieties of this squash have spines may resemble hair if you're not looking closely enough -- watch out! It's also known as a mirliton squash
	2:28pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): What is Richard Nixon?
	2:28pm sphere: That is one esoteric squash, Ike.
	2:29pm Hubig Pie: What is chayote ?
	2:30pm sphere: I think you are right, Hubig.
	2:30pm Mister Dobalina: What is soursop.
	2:31pm Carmichael: $1200, what is rambutan
	2:31pm steveo: that scared the heck outta me
	2:31pm sphere: putting a new meaning on avant-gargle.
	2:31pm I k e: Wow @Hubig Pie, ding ding ding, good one! @Carm, ding ding ding, also correct (even though Bryce kinda gave it away, but that's OK, the judges have ruled that we have to give it to you anyway)
	2:32pm Krys O.: Boy, am I glad that everyone else left and I'm alone in the office right now.
	2:32pm sphere: Krys, they might have had a few questions for you.
	2:32pm I k e: @WoodsOfNH, I'm making a new rule that if you make me laugh my ass off with a joke response, you get $100.
	2:32pm Mister Dobalina: This must sound amazing on a dolby, 7.1 surround system.
	2:33pm Krys O.: I am laughing my head off! Tears flowing.
	2:33pm mic_a: Field recording in a dentist's office? (Hi!)
	2:33pm dei xhrist: Krys, at some point HR stops coming in to "share the enjoyable listening experience"
	2:34pm Editor B: One time an alarm went off in our office but no one paid any mind because they thought it was just me, was listening to WFMU again.
	2:34pm sphere: Apple Music should use this to demo its new Spatial Audio.
	2:34pm lpfnrobin: @KrysO 🤣. How about on the ride home in a convertible with that song :)
	2:35pm fred: @Krys O.: I remember fondly the one time coworkers asked me to share what I was listening to. It happened to be Kenny G. Nobody ever asked again
	2:35pm WM: I wonder if Jacob Kirkegarrd is related to Sonren Kirkegarrd? What would one think of the other's music?
	2:35pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): @I k e: Nice! I can use it. I've got the grandkidz here eating up all the food!
	2:36pm Mister Dobalina: I have a hair brain scheme, it will hopefully make me really rich, really quick. Since, tomorrow's sidewalk sale is completely bathroom less, I repeat, bathroom less, I will rent a few Porta Potty's & charge a dollar for #1's & 2 dollars for 2's.
	2:37pm Hubig Pie: I lived next door to a mirliton vine for 20 years. Our neighborhood had a mirliton festival every year. Maybe they still do. Don't know cuz moved
	2:37pm sphere: Mister D, I would charge a flat fee if I were you. :)
	2:37pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Fred Pros of living in ABQ Really really friendly nice people Excellent food (green chilies!) Amazing landscapes Great town, lotsa cafes (Flying Star!) Low property taxes Cons: Very high per capita murder rate (80 so far this year, NYC only had about 175!) Bad schools (CAtholic School for my son) 40% of population on food stamps, very very poor Anti business (as opposed to Texas and Arizona) Hollywood movie subsides that do nothing to create real jobs here (lotsa movies shot here, though!)
	2:39pm Handy Haversack: Mister Dobalina, you're stepping into Handy's Pee Jug territory here! And I already said "patent pending"!
	2:39pm WM: That is, Soren Kirkegaard.
	2:39pm Bryce: yeah, man, i am jealous of your access to hatch chillies being fire roasted in parking lots
	2:39pm Krys O.: Aw, I heart Kenny G.
	2:40pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Fire roasting happening now! Gotta get some! Oh yeah, highest unemployment in all of USA, tied for first place
	2:40pm I k e: @Woods, too bad they're actually Jamaican dollars. So $100 is actually 65... cents.
	2:40pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I get bags of frozen roasted hatch chilies every so often. Mmmmmm......
	2:40pm sphere: Every summer, the Wegman that I used to go to sold Hatch chilies driven up from New Mexico. It was pretty cool.
	2:41pm chris in the redwoods: didn't ryan air get there first with the "pay a pound to pinch a penny" scheme? also, hello Bryce. enjoying as always. hello, 'erebuddies.
	2:41pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Oh dang it, I just read that Nanci Griffith has passed away. Cripes.
	2:42pm sphere: @ Woods - damn. that is sad.
	2:42pm I k e: @Mr. Dobalina@2:30, incorrect. IDK even which Q you're responding to, actually. But I like soursop!
	2:43pm steveo: one is Kierkegaard and the other Kirkegaard
	2:44pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: @Sphere-which Wegmans?? What city and state?
	2:46pm Handy Haversack: I don't know that I've ever had a Hatch chile and now I really want one!
	2:47pm DjLorraine: My pee jug is the perfect rectangular shape for a WFMU sticker.
	2:47pm I k e: Fruit Jeopardy: Non-Hairy Category $800: The trees grow in much of the eastern half of the U.S., including the New York City area, but their fruit is too delicate to be efficiently sold at most grocery stores, plus its green stem must often be removed by hand $2000: At four letters, this is another name for a pear that isn't a pear, and it's also a name for a popular tinned animal product. Again, watch out for the spikes.
	2:48pm joe mulligan: i want to do some vegetarian chili cooking this fall, Neil I'll have to place an order for those chilis
	2:48pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Hatch green chiles, medium heat are what I like. Just the right amount of heat and nice flavor. WAAAAY better than jalapenos by a mile or two. Some people prefer red. WFMU should give away pee jugs as prizes.
	2:48pm Handy Haversack: $800: What are mulberries?
	2:48pm I k e: Ding ding ding, correct @Handy!
	2:49pm fred: @Wild Neil: The pros look more personal than the cons, so it looks like you enjoy living there
	2:49pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: No idea if this is any good. @Fred-living here is pretty darn nice. My wife says I am more relaxed here.
	2:49pm Krys O.: Thanks, Bryce and everyone! Such a great show and enjoyable chat. Must finish up and prepare for commute home. The heat index is about a 100 degrees and there is no breeze like yesterday.
	2:50pm WoodsOfNH (now Maine): www.hatch-green-chile.com Yum.
	2:51pm mic_a: Thanks Bryce.
	2:51pm Little Danny: This is great.
	2:51pm WM: @steveo: Thanks for pointing out the difference.
	2:51pm Little Danny: Thanks Bryce!
	2:51pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Bryce I find your show extremely listenable today and tuneful. It used to be a lot noisier. Droney and hypnotic in the best possible way. I am doing CAD to this, its perfect. The noise of marbles in a blender was challenging for me earlier. Does today's show have a particular theme by the way?
	2:52pm Handy Haversack: Stay cool, Krys! We have to go out and flier for Kate's show next week soon. NOT going to be pleasant. Thanks for another great show, Bryce. Always glad to be here. Later on, Marmelizers!
	2:52pm Mister Dobalina: We have lots of mulberry trees around the hood. What really blew me away was two summers ago, a tree that was planted in my building complex which had the most delicious, elephant ear plums. Most beautiful tasting plum EVER!
	2:53pm WillCrete: Thanks for the set Bryce! Enjoying hearing this cut from Abrams NIS in anticipation of hearing the group in concert tomorrow afternoon in Chicago.
	2:53pm Handy Haversack: The mulberry trees in our back yard drop their berries in the late spring, and the dog spends about three weeks getting drunk on fermenting mulberries. It is not a pleasant phenomenon.
	2:54pm Mister Dobalina: Sorry, elephant heart plums, my bad.
	2:54pm wfmu listener phillip: Oh wow😩 the show is almost over. Wow that was fast. Great show @bryce
	2:54pm chresti: What is prickly pear for 2000?
	2:55pm chresti: Thanks Bryce!
	2:55pm Handy Haversack: chresti: overpriced!
	2:55pm βrian: @Wild Neil: You've gained some altitude! Does the piñon grow up there? Been to NM a few times, mostly around ABQ. Beautiful. And lots of cops on the highway (seemed predatory).
	2:56pm fred: @Handy: I can't imagine where that dog got that idea
	2:56pm sphere: thanks Bryce
	2:56pm chresti: Haha Handy
	2:57pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I think pinon grows here. It is at the paleta bar (Mexican ice cream bar). I saw guy selling some, it costs as much as weed back in the 80's!! He wanted like 40 bucks for about an ounce of pinon, it was nuts!
	2:57pm YETI BOB: Wild Neil: It's my current plan to retire to New Mexico - where are you living? WillCrete - what, Josh Abrams is playing tomorrow in Chicago?
	2:57pm I k e: @chresti@2:54, we're looking for an alternate name for the prickly pear, but since we probably didn't make that clear enough, you won't be penalized. Thanks for playing! I think Sheila's comments probably move too fast for Fruit Jeopardy! Maybe we'll continue on Daniel Blumin's comments on Sunday at 6 (if he doesn't mind), if you guys want to!
	2:57pm Mister Dobalina: Good stuff as usual, Bryce. Thanks!
	2:57pm YETI BOB: WillCrete - if you see a long-haired dude in a WFMU T-shirt, please feel free to introduce yourself
	2:57pm sphere: @ Wild Neil - Wegmans in Columbia, MD
	2:57pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Yeti- I live in Norteast ABQ near Juan Tabo and Indian School. There is a Blakes Lotaburger ont the corner.
	2:58pm P-90: Thanks Bryce, you are an indispensable part of Friday.
	2:58pm Hubig Pie: River rats made a playground outta the mulberry tree in our backyard which became compost, post Katrina
	2:58pm Handy Haversack: fred: right? Who TRAINED him?!
	2:58pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I dont want this show to end!
	2:58pm YETI BOB: WildNeil - I heard that pinon is increasingly rare. I was out in NM in May/June, just loved it, want to move there. Albuquerque was great, Santa Fe too.
	2:59pm Michael 98145: Aloha from the smokey PNW
	2:59pm βrian: Walter White is still there, you know.
	2:59pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Average price of a house in Santa Fe is 750,000. In ABQ its 265,000
	2:59pm Miss G: Is this a long piece? It is very nice. . .
	2:59pm Carmichael: $2k, what is opunia
	3:00pm WillCrete: @Yeti Bob- Yeagh, Abrams' NIS is playing the Experimental Sound Studio event tomorrow. Should be great. I'll keep my eyes open for you certainly.
	3:00pm Bryce: thanks so much, everyone! always so nice to get share a friday with you!! be well
	3:00pm chresti: What is tuna
	3:00pm YETI BOB: Thanks all! See you around!
	3:00pm I k e: Thanks Bryce!
	3:00pm joe mulligan: thanks Bryce!!
	3:00pm βrian: "Got Arsenic?"
	3:00pm I k e: Holy crap! @chresti is correct! Ding ding ding!
	3:01pm steveo: but santa fe is over 7000 feet, so you save on air conditioning
	3:01pm I k e: That was my toughest fruit question!
	3:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Blenderman Bryce. Have a good weekend!
	3:01pm chresti: I cheated
	3:01pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Its great that Sheila lets your show run over like this! Tijeras=Santa Fe=Mexico City altitude wise
	3:01pm βrian: @steveo: But wouldn't you have to drill 2000 feet deeper for water?
	3:02pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: Lotsa people have 100 foot wells, mandated depth. But yeah, some in the mountains have 1,000 foot wells.
	3:04pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: One gas station out in the desert had their well run dry, in Eastern NM. Charged us 2 bucks each to use his WC
	3:10pm Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: The guy trucked in water 35 miles a few times a week.

Bryce: Playlist from August 13, 2021

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