WFMU: Ken: Playlist from May 19, 2021

Listener comments!
	7:30am Talking Egg: Welcome to my show.
	🚽 8:48am -Ken: Who made you King, Talking Egg?
	8:54am wizard frog: The Board of Egg-ducation (sorry)
	8:56am wizard frog: Omma LETTE myself out of this one
	🚽 8:56am Handy Haversack: Here for the learning. WFMU is my last best hope to actually cram something into this knob between my neck and my hair. Morning, Ken and all the Freed Forms.
	8:57am (Murakami Whywolf))): I, on the other hand, am C.E.O. of Eggs—via a shell company.
	🚽 8:59am Ken From Hyde Park: I see everybody is getting their yolks in early this morning!
	🚽 8:59am HyperDose: Hey, Principal Ken! ...Egg 🙄 Just came from Clay Pigeon's pep rally (hence the WFMU shirt). 🎉🐦 Present, accounted for, and ready to receive my fortified WoofMoo education! 🤓🎓
	9:00am wizard frog: Staysh!
	9:00am melinda: Morning Ken and all!
	9:01am PMD: Listening from the east coast. What a concept! Yay!
	🚽 9:01am David (in London): Greetings and salutations groovers. Wotcha Staysh.
	9:01am steveo: Buenos holas, Ken & everyone.... ALVARIUS
	🚽 9:01am -Ken: Morning everybody! Notebooks Out!
	9:02am Listener Bop Monroe: greetings from sunniest Tannersville SMK! let the GIFs begin! the girl on the left has a perfect 'o' expression!
	9:02am PMD: I'm really interested in what I'll learn from fuzzy gloves
	9:02am steveo: (replying to HH from wake's board) no big deal, Handy, I often think of that book when i type HH, is all....
	9:02am JT: Why does the sun shine?
	🚽 9:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Before I started listening to WFMU, I was dumb as a chimp. Now I'm smart as a monkey!
	9:03am steveo: will this be on the quiz, -Ken?
	9:03am YETI BOB: Greetings David! - how's the smoke?
	9:03am jabsonik: @jt: because it's a crazy diamond?
	9:03am DJ Guin: @Staysh -- where'd score the sweet .gif of ex-prez 45? I am shocked, I tells ya, SHOCKED, that he had the strength to defile a textbook.
	🚽 9:03am PaulRobeson1920: Warm greetings 1 and all!
	9:03am Rick from SC: Did school start? I don't feel tardy
	🚽 9:05am PaulRobeson1920: Who will lead “The Pledge” anyone anyone
	9:05am fm Mike: Lorda Mercy, that crazy situation!!!
	🚽 9:05am David (in London): Yeti Bob! Hello mate. Yeah, slightly odd monsoon conditions in The Smoke this week, but otherwise AOK in my little part of it. How's yourself?
	9:05am KJs market: hey now baby get into my big black electric truck (driven yesterday by a complete idiot)
	🚽 9:06am HyperDose: fm Mike! Saved you a seat
	9:06am steveo: I pledge allegiance to WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope. In Rockland County and New York CIty at 91.9 FM and online at WFMU.org
	9:06am Androu B.: Good Morning Mr. Freedform Man and all the Freed Forms here and abroad. Returning for Shot #2 today! Will leave shortly, but remain tuned in and hopefully return to the chats in time to give you a status report.
	🚽 9:06am bukowski.: in staysh's name, amen
	🚽 9:07am Ken From Hyde Park: On tonight's Fuzzy Glove Hour, how about Show & Tell?
	9:07am TerrDE: Good morning Ken and FMmooers. Did Miles ever play on Betty's tunes ?
	9:07am Yes: good morning
	9:08am fm Mike: @Hyper! Thank you :D I brought the popcorn.
	9:08am Listener Bop Monroe: Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Don't they know it's the end of the world? 'Cause you don't love me any more…
	🚽 9:09am Handy Haversack: Gotcha, steveo! Convaxxulations, Androu B.!
	9:09am Woo: Grape Gone Wild
	9:10am steveo: OH GAWD WHO DRANK ALL THE COFFEE (Looks in mirror) I'LL GET YOU YOU BASTRAD
	9:10am TerrDE: back when Steve Miller was thought to be Jerrys brother
	9:10am YETI BOB: D(iL): I'm good, it's just that spring is very slow coming to Chicago - lots of grey and chilly days - I'm ready for summer! But I'm doing well.
	9:10am ?: "True or False: Baltimore was once the Capital of the United States."
	🚽 9:11am David (in London): steveo, betrayed by the person you trusted most...
	9:11am JB from NP: @? Yes, that is true or false.
	9:11am The Oscar: Mornin'! Not sure if this is common knowledge yet around these parts, but I feel I should spread the news that JANDEK HAS WRITTEN A BOOK corwoodindustries.com...
	9:12am fm Mike: Maaaan, I thought that was the Strokes you were about to play Ken!!!
	9:12am TonyR: "I'm TRYING to get a good education, to get ino a good college." "Now they're threatening me, these awful cheap girls."
	9:12am TDK60: Morning Ken. Great to hear the Grape! I saw them in Central Park so long ago, you'd faint if I told ya exactly when.
	🚽 9:12am Handy Haversack: Please steveo don't hurt 'em! YB, it's going to be 87F here today. I would happily send you about a third of that. Or split it with David?
	9:12am DJ Guin: the NY Yankees (Highlanders) were previously called the Baltimore Gloryholes...that much I know. (ok, ORIOLES), sheesh
	9:12am TonyR: "This is a classroom, not a cocktail lounge. And take that gum out of your mouth!"
	9:13am steveo: making tea
	9:13am Androu B.: @DJ Guin Responding to your comment on the W&B chatboard, afaic, MTV's downhill slide didn't begin until about '88, the year after "The Approaching V of Doom" (aka Viacom) bought them out. The premiere of "Beavis And Butthead" sealed their fate irreperably.
	9:13am JT: Today's extra credit question: If I is so bored with the U S A, what can I do?
	9:13am JB from NP: Which country is the largest landlocked country in the world? A: Australia B: Uzbekistan C: Kazakhstan
	9:13am TDK60: ..well, it was around 8 PM, that's when.
	🚽 9:14am Ken From Hyde Park: "Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?"
	9:14am Fடீ Fடீ (: Hi, Egg, Ken and friends!
	9:14am fm Mike: Aight I'm off to do important stuff! @HyperDose lemme borrow your notes after class!
	9:14am wizard frog: to quote that kid from Nathan for you "Man, school sucks, the internet rules"
	9:14am Strandlund: Good Morning Professor!! What are you going to fill our heads with today?
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: You got it fm Mike, have a fantastic day!
	9:15am TonyR: "... and they're passing notes."
	9:16am BigP0ppa: Ha ha ha. Where does this stuff come from?
	9:16am Hugo (NL): h i there. now i wanna listen to some gabber music
	9:17am Mike W: I take back most everything I’ve ever said or thought about you because you are playing the Last Band
	9:17am Fடீ Fடீ (: Hola companeños, Androu, Handy y David!
	🚽 9:17am Beast of Boonton: I brought my pencil Give me something to write on
	🚽 9:17am -Ken: Oh man, what song does this remind me of?? Its on the tip of the talking egg's tongue...
	🚽 9:17am Handy Haversack: Greetings, Fடீ Fடீ! We're learning!
	9:18am (((Murakami Whywolf): Now I need to hear the Pep Rally from "High School Madness" (as relayed in "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers").
	9:18am pocket vito: Let's throw our hands up and say CHA CHA
	9:18am fred: @JB from NP: C, but that twists the knife: I was supposed to see a concert of music from Uzbekistan next week, but the musicians are not allowed to come here
	9:20am pocket vito: Oh man, awesome song and awesome band name!
	9:20am fred: @Ken: The Fall's Marquis Cha Cha?
	9:20am (Murakami Whywolf))): A bunch of pom-pom girls looked down their nose at me.
	🚽 9:20am David (in London): Handy, FoFo, TDK, HyperDose, Androu, Bop, Bukowski, fred, Ken from HP, et al. FoFo - Time for a repeat visit to the Cat & Mutton?
	9:20am Alvy Singer: I'm hearing some Peter Shelley Homosapien in the chorus of Cha Cha Cha
	9:20am TonyR: "Oh yeah, Baby" [rolls eyes] "Oh, YEAH."
	9:21am TDK60: Hi David in London.
	9:21am steveo: oh that's Britney
	9:21am FடீFடீ (: Oh, yeah, David !
	9:21am partyfinger: I haven't heard Sarcastic Orgasm in 30 years! Nice find
	9:21am steveo: took me a sec to realize
	9:22am TonyR: It was down to either Britney or David Lee Roth.
	9:22am pocket vito: I love that he spends all his time in bed and only gets out when a client shows up
	🚽 9:22am Baja Joe: Hello Ken and everyone here.
	🚽 9:23am Threemoons: Hello Staysh, all....
	9:23am TonyR: Transfer students. Sheesh.
	9:24am PMD: Wow Neil Hannon sounds like... arg! what's the name?? The one who sings that song...
	9:24am dale: 'little water song' penned by nick cave is great on this album.
	9:24am FடீFடீ (: Any interesting anecdote about Ute Lemper, Ken? Wasn't she a guest in one of those 7SD live shows some time ago?
	🚽 9:24am David (in London): I would have preferred Ute Lemper and Neil Hamilton (apologies to non-UK readers of that).
	9:24am BigP0ppa: Neil Hannon isn't completely shit then
	9:25am BigP0ppa: Ha ha ha DiL
	9:25am Stanley: But Neil Hamilton is
	9:25am TonyR: Neil's sounding like Iggy a little bit.
	🚽 9:25am -Ken: Fi on you f0f0! You know very well my one Ute Lemper anecdote! Into the Onion Cellar with YOU!
	9:25am pocket vito: Kermit and Piggy need to sing this together
	9:26am (((Murakami Whywolf): Still my favourite "Dreigroschenoper" translation; not word-accurate, but faithful in its fashion—what German I have I owe to cognates and knowing that translation when I started listening to the original German over and over and over again.
	🚽 9:26am David (in London): Hey BigP0ppa.
	9:27am BigP0ppa: ey up mate
	🚽 9:29am Webhamster Henry: Welcome to class, Wednesday morning WFMU Students!
	9:29am DJ Guin: Can we antici....pate "Gabriel Kaplan - Holes and Mello-rolls"?
	9:29am Listener Bop Monroe: which one is Rosalie "Hotsy" Totsy?
	9:30am FடீFடீ (: Oh, yes, Ken! Now I remember your Ute anecdote. But as they say whatever happens in the mastorbatorium, stays in the mastorbatorium!
	9:30am Androu B.: Buenos Dias, Fடீ Fடீ (: ! @Mr. Freedform Man aka SM Ken, Since were on an "educonscious" topic today (what with the station's current situation with the city), I'm thinking it might be a good time for you to break out that "chopped and screwed" version of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" you only play on rare occasions.
	9:31am ?: Just found tthat Lemper album on Qobuz. Education really is a feeder system for excess consumption.
	9:31am Asheville Jon: does my monthly SFL pledge count toward my WFMU tuition payment?
	9:32am Jim the Poet: I'm finding this very educational
	9:32am TonyR: Is this a drug anthem? Field trip to Nutley , NJ??
	🚽 9:32am David (in London): Tristan and Glaucoma is my favourite piece of Wagner.
	9:33am Diarrhea Lady: Oh no....
	9:33am Nick S.: Good morning, Ken! It's LARRY!
	9:33am Megaroni: Come all ye- llena de fe y justicia!
	9:33am steveo: i walked to nutley from Newark once, but the history museum was closed
	9:33am FடீFடீ (: This is my third favourite song about damage to the optic nerve.
	9:35am yippie: steveo do you live in newark
	9:35am Stanley: Hi David, fofo and everyone.
	9:36am TonyR: As I learned in Dr. Rex's class, behind every piece of "trash" is somebody's dream, blood, sweat, and tears. "Glaucoma" theme wasn't built in a day.
	9:36am Phillippe: just needs a little cowbell
	9:36am FடீFடீ (: you found it, Ken! An off-beat March Slav
	9:36am JB from NP: The CMS 8th Grade Marching Band really sucks
	9:36am steveo: yip, naw, brooklyn
	🚽 9:36am Threemoons: ALL HAIL THE TALKING EGG
	9:36am pocket vito: It's creepy that the Nazi whistling squad sounds so chipper, while the kids' marching band sounds like a death march.
	9:37am Jim the Poet: Word to Mrs Gilman
	9:37am steveo: do you yippie?
	🚽 9:37am Handy Haversack: Hi, Stanley. I was just contemplating this and being intensely jealous: smws.com...
	9:37am Fletchernyc: Fetal Stick?
	9:37am Tom in St. Paul: See that, City of Jersey City: EDUCATIONAL Radio!!
	9:37am queems: bono has glaucoma but idk i think he deserves it
	🚽 9:37am David (in London): Yo Stanley and Phillippe.
	9:37am Listener Bop Monroe: the ock is implied
	9:38am TonyR: THere's always "F--kstick".
	9:38am Jim the Poet: I think I saw Fatalstock open for Hemophilia at Pete's candy store
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: I had thought it was pronounced "fatal steak."
	9:39am N: I thought it was Fatal Steak
	9:39am TonyR: Fetal steak.
	9:39am Asheville Jon: Fate teal stick
	9:39am FடீFடீ (: Wait. What was the P.O. box again?
	🚽 9:40am Threemoons: Whut? No can tell on air?
	9:40am pocket vito: See Ken, that's why you shouldn't have alphabetized your records
	9:40am BigP0ppa: Oh god. Your mum didn't catch you ... out, did she Ken?
	🚽 9:40am David (in London): For any non-UK readers, here's a superb recent example of the vowel-removed rebrand gone horribly wrong: www.bbc.co.uk...
	9:40am TonyR: I thought Sandy left the Record Library untouched (albeit by feet)?
	9:41am BigP0ppa: I hadnt even seen that David. That's great. Abrdn could also be A Breakdown
	9:41am YETI BOB: David (in London): I read it as "a burden"
	9:41am TonyR: I remember a pretty horrifying water-line map that the 'FMU website had up for one hot day. Too upsetting.
	9:42am Hubig Pie: Rapping or rasping?
	9:42am FடீFடீ (: Very funny, Dvd n Lndn!
	9:43am steveo: i wish we had played more dirges in high school band
	9:43am Jim the Poet: I do feel a lot smarter than I did a few minutes ago
	9:43am TonyR: I think Medicare (CMS, get it?) needs to spend less of MY TAXES on 8th grade Marching bands.
	9:43am Too Obtuse: I know it's Tchaikovsky, but I feel like I'm watching a scene from the Godfather.
	9:43am Listener Bop Monroe: makes better sense than Modeleze
	9:43am lisa from richmond: What are we asking Kens Mom for, again, I missed a part of the show but I think I really need whatever it is.
	9:44am TonyR: [holds out plate] "Cannoli?"
	🚽 9:44am David (in London): FoFo, I think I might rebrand myself along those lines! YB / BP - I looked at their official Twitter feed and my favourite comment just read 'wnkrs'
	9:44am YETI BOB: March Slav Forever!
	9:44am TonyR: Ken'e Ute Lemper story.
	9:44am Glistener MW: MARCH Slav? More like MAY Slav!!! Thank you, thank you, I’ve been workshopping that one all week.
	🚽 9:44am Handy Haversack: Taking vowels away from Scotland seems unnecessarily cruel at this historical juncture. Also, it looks like that company could just change its name to Abaddon and be done with it.
	9:46am JT: utne reader wha?
	9:46am iiibeat: Might like to hear the CVS marching band, if you have it.
	9:47am Marley P. Dogg: Good morning all - sorry I am late to class. I do note an alarming absence of bagpipe education this morning though
	9:47am DJ Guin: queems - @9:37 -- ::sniff:: that is the best news i have heard in ages. screw him.
	9:47am FடீFடீ (: lisa, Write to Ken's mum to know more about Ken's delightful, enjoyable, amusing, pleasurable and charming anecdote about the time he, Andy and Ute Lemper went together into the mastorbatorium.
	9:47am TonyR: They don't perform more than once every 30 days. You have to come back.
	9:47am steveo: i think someone transcribed "U Street" incorrectly
	9:48am pocket vito: Strange that people think removing the vowels, basically short changing the name of the city, will make it cooler. When it would be way cooler to give the city some dignity by writing out all the letters, in a nice classy font. Respect is always nicer than half-assedness.
	9:49am TonyR: Is today Land Telegraphy career day?
	9:49am Bruce S.: hello Ken hello everyone good morning
	9:49am TonyR: How do I get to You Street?
	🚽 9:49am David (in London): FoFo, surely you mean the mstrbtrm?
	9:49am sphere: I would like to meet the person who persuaded that company to drop their name's vowels for the sake of "hipness."
	9:50am steveo: i've never been to you street, but i've been to me
	9:50am TonyR: Jrsy Cty
	9:50am FடீFடீ (: To know more about Diarrhea Lady's experience on Friday send a letter to Ken's mum too.
	9:50am lisa from richmond: Thanks everyone, I’ll spare Mrs Freedman my morbid curiosity. Maybe.
	9:51am sphere: and HLLO
	9:51am TonyR: H!!
	🚽 9:52am Handy Haversack: Hey, sphr. You're looking hip!
	9:52am TDK60: Kids walk by the Morse statue in Central Park and just don't know. Not looking anyway, looking down at glowing gizmos; in a park.
	9:52am Jim the Poet: I almost feel too smart now if that's possible
	🚽 9:52am PaulRobeson1920: Telegraphy is cool
	9:53am (Murakami Whywolf))): Fleischer fish school: animationreview.files.wordpress.com...
	9:53am TonyR: I assume there is also Sea Telegraphy?
	9:53am Hubig Pie: If maybe I took one'a them courses in Telephony I might'a made something outta my life
	9:54am steveo: i called holden caulfield and he said i'm a telephony
	🚽 9:54am HyperDose: @FடீFடீ Wait...are they one in the same?!
	🚽 9:55am -Ken: Telegraphy is cool, but top of the hour legal station indemnifications are really REALLY cool! The phone number is 201-536-9368 and when you hear the Zebra Trucks song, call that number and speak this: High Atop the East Banana Telegraph Tower, this is <YOUR NAME HERE> on WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In New York City and Rrrrrockland County at 91.9fm, and online at WFMU dot ORG. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming, ALREADY in progress
	9:55am TonyR: I'm gonna send you back to Fish School.
	9:57am (((Murakami Whywolf): Fleischer animal school: i.pinimg.com...
	9:57am TonyR: That would just be phoning it in.
	9:58am Hi from Holland: Aloha!
	9:58am TonyR: Something tells me it's all happning at the zoo. I do believe it. I do believe it's true.
	🚽 9:59am Webhamster Henry: I like D.C.'s You street and Eye Street
	10:00am FடீFடீ (: Oh, the sweet sounds of East Banana Republic's national anthem.
	10:00am TonyR: Is that Glaucoma teacher just being mean?
	10:01am TonyR: I'm haunted.
	10:01am steveo: no East Banana, not legal
	🚽 10:01am AnAnonymousParty: Thanks Jimmy Stewart!
	10:01am FடீFடீ (: Oh, thanks Ken. THANK YOU VERY MUCH for the America Song.
	10:01am Rev. Turnip Druid: WOW, completely missed Sarcastic Orgasm -- deepest of cuts from local heroes (RIP scott)
	10:02am TonyR: Mr. Smith goes to Jersey City.
	🚽 10:02am Handy Haversack: Some would even say criminal, steveo.
	10:03am TonyR: We should be exercising our MINDS!
	🚽 10:03am -Ken: This is your punishment f0f0
	10:03am WR: This is the physical ed. part of today's lesson. Leg lift, lift, kick.
	10:04am MD: GOOD MORNING FELLOW 'FMU FREAK NATION! i mean that with all the love in my heart! WE ARE THE LIGHT!!!
	10:04am Fletchernyc: More like British WAIL!!
	10:05am TonyR: Childish Michael Jackson.
	10:06am steveo: That photo on Amerikkka reminds me that once Dynamite magazine published a photo of people dancing at Studio 54 and I wrote them a letter to ask if one of the people pictured was Naomi whom I attended a class with in 4th grade. Got no response whatsover, the bastards.
	10:06am Bruce S.: Nice little formation, very showbiz
	10:06am joe mulligan: so much learning this morning
	🚽 10:07am Webhamster Henry: Noseflute cadenza!
	10:08am FடீFடீ (: Sorry, Ken. I learned my lesson. And you bet I learned it very well because it was in German and I don't think I've ever told anyone but I did a German introductory course in 1998. So I fully learned my leßon.
	10:09am PMD: I was just wondering how you know talking egg is he.
	10:10am TonyR: The Darkness covering Sparks? WHY?
	10:10am pocket vito: Tesselations - music to listen to as you drive your Tesla from the back seat with your eyes closed
	10:11am G: @PMD -- Talking Egg mansplains.
	10:11am TonyR: THe Book of Tesselations.
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: FடீFடீ, then you will understand how hilarious it is when I say Simon Leßon.
	10:12am YETI BOB: "Tesselation Row" (Eliot Sharp album)
	10:12am Bruce S.: Tesselation Boulavard
	10:12am Liam in Denmark: "Dugnad" means something along the lines of "skilled" in old norse
	🚽 10:13am AnAnonymousParty: Ken, being amazing at the nose flute is nothing to sneeze at.
	10:13am TDK60: Not everyone can be a guitar god like Jandek, Ken.
	10:13am Too Obtuse: Your dream is important to us. Please continue to hold.
	10:13am melinda: I'm not a musician at all so when I dreamt that I was an adequate guitar player it was thrilling.
	10:13am Jim the Poet: You can call Amazon?
	10:13am Kelly Clarkson: Kelly Clarkson Poop's https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y14MwNuS18
	10:13am pocket vito: When a man loves a woman
	🚽 10:14am Threemoons: Had to have been the Macarena back in the day.
	10:14am Megaroni: Greedazon, the global virus
	🚽 10:14am PaulRobeson1920: Mombo Number 5... jeez enough already
	🚽 10:14am Webhamster Henry: "Takin' a Ride" -- Garbage time listener
	10:14am yippie: did you ever play noseflute while wearing nosehook?
	10:14am Stanley: In a gadda da vida No contest
	10:14am steveo: fabio's is definitely mr giant man. over 1500 times
	🚽 10:15am Threemoons: @Yippie and don't forget a nosering and nose piercing
	10:15am DJ Guin: @HyperDose -- et al. check this out? neucommunity.com
	10:15am pocket vito: It's a U-Boat! Open fire!
	10:15am Jim the Poet: Auf Deutsch
	10:16am TonyR: Vaste not, Vant not.
	10:16am DJ Guin: speaking of Fabio.....has he gone full Robocop yet?
	🚽 10:16am HyperDose: @DJ Guin I'll live anywhere that's not humid, and where Ken and the DJ's can set up classrooms. I refuse to let the flow of knowledge be interrupted!
	10:16am YETI BOB: DJ Guin - I don't want to be part of Neu Community without Michael Rother (RIP Klaus Dinger)
	10:16am pocket vito: Do you spell your name with a V, Mister Wagner? 9! W!
	10:17am weiterso: hallo, alles klar auf der Andrea Doria!
	10:17am Too Obtuse: Your Joke of Jokes
	10:17am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: weather forecast for sailing boats?
	10:17am pocket vito: Gotta mix an Italian forecast in there
	10:17am TonyR: Everyday German.
	10:17am (another) Patrick in Hoboken: Helgoland, Skagen, Sylt... windy places in the North Sea
	10:18am YETI BOB: pocket vito: I love that joke. I told it, in a loud voice, in the lobby while waiting to go into a Wagner opera. My wife pretended she didn't know me ...
	10:18am Stanley: Please can we have the football results next?
	10:18am DJ Guin: @Hyper, YETI -- Austin is one of my potential landing spots post-NJ. cliched, I realize, but, the cost of living is obscene in Joisey.
	10:19am TonyR: I understand Austin has its own property bubble at the moment.
	10:20am Too Obtuse: Bayern-Munich: zwei Dusseldorf: ein
	10:20am FடீFடீ (: Way to go, Handy. As I'd say in Spanish: "Como me RIO de tu broma sobre Simon Leßon "
	10:20am pocket vito: Rotherham - Nill Leicester City - Nill Chichester United - One Brighton - Nill Bletchley - Two Farminghurst - Nill Davenport City - Nill Shropshire - Nill
	10:21am Bruce S.: At last Anka
	10:21am P-90: Hello, I’m here to sign up for that “educational program” I’ve heard talk about?
	10:22am TonyR: Where is the WFMU bibliotheque?
	10:23am MD: Is this the Site for the Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Course???
	10:23am drew: What have you done to me, Ken? Now I feel the need to hear Gene Pitney, too.
	10:23am Stanley: Thanks pocket vito (tears up pools coupon in disgust)
	10:23am YETI BOB: I'm not sure but I think one of their gowns says "CALCULUS" ... they've got a bunch of math/geometry symbols ... I wonder what's going on?
	10:23am Alvy Singer: Mark E. Smith reading the football results....www.youtube.com...
	10:23am MD: ..../.. ..../.. ..../..
	10:23am TonyR: Did everyone go through the metal detectors on the way to class?
	10:24am Bruce S.: the female auxillary freemasons
	10:24am MD: car·pe di·em
	10:25am listener 126464: I had math after lunch.
	10:25am TonyR: Villa est villa Romana. Villa est villa parva.
	10:25am DJ Guin: carpe diem -- Seize Your Tuition - Mo'clair State's Motto
	10:26am Hubig Pie: I won't be able to listen to the show 2nite so I gonna add Freebird or maybe Hallelujah to the list
	10:27am Blues Mandinga: Ea!
	🚽 10:27am -Ken: Yeah, lately Hallelujah's a real contender!
	10:27am TonyR: Anyone been to the cafeteria? What's the carne diem?
	10:27am Brendan: Good morning Ken and listeners. Is it too late to order breakfast?
	10:28am Bruce S.: I think walk this way definitly up there
	10:28am MD: I loved Study hall at 1PM...I used to get picked on by these 2 tuff Girls...One of them ended up in the back of Joel Rifkins pickup truck years latter...I am sad about that..I am...Really...I mean ...you know...kids can be Cruel...
	10:28am TonyR: Breakfast stops promptly at 10:26
	10:30am fred: Most heard song? If it's Fuzzy Glove Hour related, I'd lie and say American Pie
	10:30am Brendan: Oh well, let’s see… I’ll have a value meal with variety meat and composite loaf with pimento.
	10:30am Bruce S.: I always wanted to do that
	10:30am Mark S: oops
	10:31am DJ Guin: this proposed MeetUp in NYC on the 11th of June...are they talking AM or PM? many of us wage slaves work during daylight hours.
	10:31am PMD: @DJ Guin re: Neu... interesting...
	10:32am PMD: I just learned something!
	10:33am MD: and the world keeps spinning round and round...
	10:33am pocket vito: I'm on top of the woyld!
	10:34am melinda: Blue Pine is nice
	10:34am DJ Guin: @PMD -- I know, right? 5K down and whatnot.
	10:35am TonyR: THis is the LAST YEAR I do my own taxes.
	10:36am TonyR: It's a small world, after all.
	10:36am Bruce S.: eee zee does it
	10:37am Eric Kilkenny: Good morning!
	10:39am TonyR: Glad you could join us today, Mr. Kilkenny. Is this a good class time for you?
	10:39am FடீFடீ (: I found them Gabber couple! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkxGs4ETeg4
	🚽 10:39am Handy Haversack: @DJG: I think in the afternoon?
	10:39am TonyR: Ian Curtis reading football results, now THERE's a listen.
	🚽 10:40am ifeelfatnsassy: I'm learning all about the futbol scores. Valuable information I did not have until this very moment. Thanks, WFMU!
	10:40am DJ Guin: @Handy -- IF I am invited, that is good to know. thanks for the feedback.
	10:40am Androu B.: OK, folks, Progress Report from the homefront: 2nd vaccine recieved, all is well. Only side effect: I'm receiving strange signals inside my brain telling me to go straight to the 9-11 Memorial near WFMU's West Orange transmitter and await further instructions. I'll ignore it...for now.
	🚽 10:41am David (in London): Come on Donny Rovers!
	10:41am pocket vito: Chipping Sodbury - License to NILL!
	10:41am Artie17: MES reading the scores is one of the best things ever.
	10:41am Stanley: Tranny Rovers, for me, David.
	10:41am Lixiviated Life: Oh, Hi Kinny
	10:42am TonyR: Didi you get that good microchip injection? Or just the Johnson&Johnson?
	10:43am steveo: another classic brilliant day with ken, he said earnestly
	10:43am boomboomboom: anyone know the poppy song playing under this?
	🚽 10:43am David (in London): Go Wycombe Wanders! Stanley, my heart is filling with pride.
	10:43am pocket vito: And it's Tchaikovsky over Sibelius, with a final score of E flat to C natural.
	10:43am DJ Guin: @TonyR -- my 5G reception has been the bomb yo, since my jabby jabs, and Bill Gates has appeared to me in my dreams.
	10:43am Stanley: Cum on you Blues.
	10:43am ?: sorry I'm late. Also I accidentally ate my homework. Please dont give me the belt!
	10:44am Glistener MW: that was Mark E Smith reading those scores?? That’s so weird, as I normally only expect to hear about football in THE FALL
	10:45am TDK60: Oh, that March Slav is in G-minor.
	10:45am Listener Robert: I remember the music behind the football scores as what you were playing 30 years ago during the legal action regarding WFMU's license. Is this to say the problem with Jersey City is akin to that?
	10:45am Asheville Jon: i freakin HATE those stupid grammarly ads on youtube. grrrrrrr
	10:45am Listener Bop Monroe: Leicester-a City-a - Nill Chichester United-a - One Brighton-a - Nill Bletchley-a - Two Farminghurst-a - Nill Davenport City-a - Nill Shropshire-a - Nill etc. RIP MES
	10:45am TonyR: @MW: That joke landed like a Brix.
	10:45am Dayffid: one sure way to get educated on here is to not sign in and do the wee maths problems before posting your comment!
	10:46am Dayffid: Why does Ken hate saying CowBells????
	10:46am TonyR: @Dayffid: You're graded on those.
	10:46am Brendan: Tchaikovsky wrote this with a hangover.l
	10:47am yippie: the girls real name is kal
	10:47am Glistener MW: @AshevilleJon — me too!!! Why are Grammerly so ubiquitous? How do they make money?? Are they secretly the lizardman Illuminati that David Icke had been trying to warn us about all along???
	10:47am Lee B: Is this bed music the theme from JM in the AM?
	10:48am Bruce S.: yeah I used to need my calculator to go on the comments board
	10:48am Listener Bop Monroe: that would be 'Modi Ani' for JM in the AM
	10:48am Marie: I am already composing a letter in my mind! (which I will make. a reality). Hi Ken! Hi everybody.
	10:49am Listener Robert: @Lee B, No, that bed music is what Ken played 30 years ago under his announcements about the action over the mistake ub the FCC license vs. other stations.
	10:51am Photoline: WFMU dot Borge
	10:51am Listener Bop Monroe: omg, too much plaid!!!
	10:51am joe mulligan: those cub scouts stormed the capital
	10:51am Hubig Pie: Yuri Gagarin was technically not the first man in space as he had to bail out before his Vostok capsule crashed to the ground
	10:52am zopa: Did I miss the bagpipes?
	10:52am Bruce S.: Ken this is great
	10:53am Photoline: Eight Miles High School
	🚽 10:53am Erin in TO: @zopa - No bagpipes to be found, all we do is miss the bagpipes :(
	10:54am zopa: :(
	10:54am Nick S.: Time for the Crazy German Pop Music segment of Ken's show. Right on!
	10:54am Bruce S.: the gifs are so great sometimes the music becomes background to staring at these amazing gifs
	10:55am FடீFடீ (: Very funny song!! HA! Oh, i pity the people who can't fully understand German like me and weiterso!
	🚽 10:55am Webhamster Henry: JM in the AM used to have a brass band Hatikva as its outro.
	10:56am People Like Us: yay for rhinohead
	10:56am FடீFடீ (: By the way, where is my weiterso pal? Are you coming to join us at the Cat and Mutton?
	10:57am weiterso: hi, are you hungry?
	10:58am fred: @Webhamster Henry: and it meshed so well with Scott McDowell's intro (Graham Monchur III)
	10:58am yippie: i only like koussevitzky singing hatikva
	10:59am FடீFடீ (: Are you here, weiterso ?
	11:01am brainiac: Where is East Banana, anyway?
	11:01am DJ Guin: time for a baguette and a stinky cigarette, non?
	11:01am Dayffid: mount oaup LOL
	11:02am Lee B: @listener robert, Ah I knew it sounded familiar ;)
	11:02am weiterso: no sorry, not in London.
	11:02am melinda: @Dayffid me too
	11:02am joe mulligan: East Banana Street, Bowling Green, FL
	11:03am weiterso: I have to wait for some jabs...
	11:03am FடீFடீ (: East Banana is to the right of West Banana. Separated by the Bananin Wall.
	11:04am Photoline: Werewolves of London Records
	11:04am Nick S.: The Rhinohead is such a banger! MES at another pop apex. I always wanted them to collab one more time.
	11:05am Bruce S.: there's a grear Banana Republic there
	🚽 11:05am -Ken: f0f0, "to the right?" Which way are you facing? Towards East Banana or away from East Banana?
	11:05am Listener Bop Monroe: brain - next to West Bonobo, of course!
	11:05am MD: Wednesday...the day of the week...should be changed to FUNKADELIC! Monday,Tuesday,Funkadelic,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday...RIGHT!!!???
	🚽 11:05am PaulRobeson1920: The biggestiggest Banana on the hacienda. Tastes the same as the smallest
	11:05am brainiac: Right on, MD
	11:06am pocket vito: Yeah you're right MD. Better than having it still named after a Norse god.
	11:06am DJ Guin: @MD -- some might disagree www.youtube.com...
	11:07am FடீFடீ (: I'm sitting atop of the barbed wire and concrete Bananin Wall. To my left East Banana, to my right West Banana.
	🚽 11:07am HyperDose: I think the ghost is back
	11:07am G: Banana split?
	11:08am FடீFடீ (: Yes, G. The Antifaschistischer Schutzwall also known as the Banana Split wall.
	11:08am Bruce S.: East Banana is still behind the peel curtain
	11:09am fm Mike: WHAT'S UP YOU GOOFS! saunters into the room giving finger guns to the guys, and smiles at the ladies
	11:09am Pale Son: Wow, I'm normally not a huge mashup fan, but this one is really doing credit to the genre!
	🚽 11:09am Handy Haversack: FடீFடீ, your appeal spans all borders.
	11:09am Marie: I can tell the mayor about how educational these mashups are...
	11:10am Photoline: Bobby Hull, dancing in September
	11:10am Alvy Singer: Yeah..Bill McClintock nailed it with this mashup.
	11:10am prudy: Bill McClintock rules...
	🚽 11:11am David (in London): Godamnit FoFo, you run a banana republic.
	11:11am weiterso: my first banana https://www.titanic-magazin.de/fileadmin/_migrated/pics/card_377670833.jpg oh thekenschlampen-cover
	11:11am Listener Bop Monroe: shom shom shom!! der kenshlutzen!!!
	11:12am Photoline: Lord of the Fly Spray
	11:12am DJ Guin: Pencils and Notebooks ready -- Professor Ken will address the class in a few moments....
	11:12am pocket vito: This song just doesn't have the same bite to it in English
	11:12am steveo: did not realize there was an english version of this
	11:12am Hubig Pie: Q. Why is yootoob? A. To watch Bill McClintock mash-ups
	11:13am steveo: haha yep vito
	11:14am brainiac: I hope you've all learned your lesson. Class dismissed.
	11:14am FடீFடீ (: David, I don't run the banana republic. King Banana Joe and his wife Chiquita Banana have been ruling the nation since 1963.
	11:15am Listener Bop Monroe: ja Sir, ich kann boogie
	🚽 11:15am HyperDose: Adventures with Egg
	11:15am DJ Guin: achtung eislochs!
	11:16am joe mulligan: I'm sure there's some fun Zoom classroom gifs out there with sleeping students
	11:16am FடீFடீ (: weiterso, I have high hopes that's not a porn magazine.
	🚽 11:16am PaulRobeson1920: @DJ Guin @11:06 “yes, mother” nice clip lol
	🚽 11:17am David (in London): FoFo, yeah, yeah, you were just following kumquats.
	11:18am Listener Bop Monroe: yay dingo!!!
	11:19am ?: Wow WFMU does have great educational value!
	11:19am DJ Guin: @PaulR1920 -- now THS is a mind f-er www.youtube.com...
	11:19am pocket vito: But fine to have a chain big box store called BJ's
	11:19am Artie17: my brother had George Clinton in his cab, said he talked about fishing the whole time.
	11:19am brainiac: Male fellatio? Thanks for clarifying, Ken.
	11:20am FடீFடீ (: Oh, Handy! I went to the Hackney Marshes on Sunday. I brought you some mud. I just need to scrap it off my shoes and send it to you ! What's your P.O. Box?
	11:20am Hubig Pie: Cuz Sears and Kmart would refuse to display it along with Smell the Glove
	🚽 11:20am David (in London): I hate factory closures, they're a real blow to jobs.
	11:20am Photoline: Jerzee Zitty
	11:21am Fletchernyc: I find the highly non-educational programming the most educational.
	11:21am pocket vito: Yeah David, and lots of people get laid. Off.
	🚽 11:22am Handy Haversack: That's great, FடீFடீ! Just send to Ken's mom, and I'll pick it up next time I'm in Jersey City. Reposting from the other day: "If anyone hates writing and just can't stand the thought of putting together 300 words, contact me through my profile and send me your bullet points or summary, and I'll draft a letter and send it back to you so you can submit it. Use this stupid master's degree for something worthwhile."
	11:22am MD: An 'FMU DJ playing a song at the right speed! This station is becoming so Commercial!!!
	11:22am Pale Son: If it's a state tax, why do we need to write the City of Jersey City?
	11:22am (Murakami Whywolf))): Maybe the educational anti-value of "The Fuzzy Glove Hour" is being factored-in.
	🚽 11:22am Beast of Boonton: Maybe WFMU needs to move to a red state
	11:22am Dmitry: Is it only locals or US citizens who should write in? Listening from Canada and would love to help.
	11:22am Pale Son: Huh, weird!
	11:22am Lizardner Dave !: A list of the educational segments on Wake should be enough, shouldn't it?
	11:22am Nina: Hello, Ken! Nina, here. Show is 🔥 today, ol’ Pal. To whom should we address these emails/pdf’s?
	11:23am brainiac: George Carlin approved of the term blow job for it's strong work ethic.
	11:23am pocket vito: So Ken's mom is the mayor of Jersey City? I'm confused.
	11:23am DJ Guin: helpus@wfmu.org
	11:23am Eric Speck: Is there a pre-written form that I can circulate to friends and supporters to garner more signatures?
	11:23am MD: FM UNIVERSITY!!! GET IT!!!??? W-F-M-U...
	11:23am efd: Send your emails/PDFs to helpus@wfmu.org - thank you!
	11:23am DJ Guin: ANY listener can email and weigh in on the situation -- just ixnay on the social media
	11:24am Lixiviated Life: They report to the State of NJ because... They gotta protect their phony-baloney jobs!
	🚽 11:24am Handy Haversack: Pasting: The city of Jersey City has asked WFMU to prove that its programming has educational value, as a condition of keeping its tax exemption. This is a serious matter to the financial health of the station. As part of this effort, we're asking our listeners to provide letters or emails explaining how and why WFMU's programming has not just entertained them, but has also provided educational value. The educational value can be related to the history and relationship between culture or ideas, or more direct value such as information about any matters of public importance. Tell us how you have gained knowledge through the time you have spent listening to WFMU. This is a serious effort to address an important disagreement WFMU is having with the city of Jersey City. Whether you are an educator, a student or merely a student of life, please help us out with a thoughtful letter or email, and please keep them to 300 words. Letters should address the City of Jersey City, and can be emailed to helpus@wfmu.org by May 28th. Thank you for your help.
	11:26am Listener Bop Monroe: Robot For Corporal Punishment™
	11:26am Bill C: Here’s a clue...review the Division of Local Government Services, in The NJ Department of Community Affairs. You may find your answer.
	11:27am brainiac: I defy anyone to listen to the Fuzzy Glove Hour and not become dumber. Let's forget to mention that in our letters.
	11:27am wendy del formaggio: @Ken: I’d like to address my letter to the relevant state employee. What’s their name and title? I’ll mention my own contribution to the educational programming (Weekly Cheese Report, Food Stuff) and my big journalism award. I hope it helps.
	11:28am pocket vito: Fucking Jersey City idiots don't know how insanely lucky they are to have something like WFMU in their town. Pathetic. Get your priorities straight, Fulop.
	11:28am Photoline: I learned that Party Girls are cute, vivacious, sometimes love a medical professional, alternate between power sources and trend towards thespian activities
	11:28am G: @brainiac: Never mention Fuzzy Glove Hour in a helpus letter. "Admission against interest" is the legal term of art there.
	11:29am Bruce S.: Yeah they were probably listening to fuzzy glove hour when serios questions arose re educational value
	🚽 11:29am Handy Haversack: Thanks for another burner, Ken! Great stuff today. Heading out with the local hound to bake in the sun. Convection-style. Later on, all your Freed Forms!
	11:30am FடீFடீ (: WFMU has provided me with so much educational value. Take for instance the Strokin' song. Everything I know about sex I learned it from that tune.
	🚽 11:31am David (in London): FMU has also helped me with my knowledge of gastrointestinal issues.
	11:32am Photoline: HEP = hydro-electric power, or it can be head-end power (in railroad terminology)
	11:32am YETI BOB: This is the first time I've ever heard a pop song mention "HEP" (high-energy physics)
	11:32am weiterso: what fofo says, and so much german culture learned...
	11:32am Hubig Pie: If this campaign fails, maybe try the house of worship angle to beat the taxman?
	11:33am YETI BOB: Photoline: oh right it could be hydroelectric. my background is in high-energy so I guess I'm biased
	11:33am The Oscar: Been busy working, but I just want the record to state that I reflexively said "YEAH!" out loud when the Candyman theme started.
	11:33am Bruce S.: what is this Expressinism?
	11:34am Okasa: All praise WFMU and the High Priest of the airwaves, Father Ken.
	🚽 11:34am PaulRobeson1920: In all seriousness, what if public schools had no music program/class?
	11:34am MD: WFMU WILL NOT BE STOPPED...I/WE HAVE LIVED WITH THESE CHALLENGES BEFORE...STAY STRONG Y'ALL!!! We must all Write...helpus@wfmu.org...!!!
	11:34am Glistener MW: Y’R A WIZR’D, ‘ARRY!!!
	11:35am weiterso: and all the math if you want to post
	11:36am DJ Guin: for later -- www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:36am Rich in Washington: This bit reminds me how I like to go to the bric-a-brac section of Goodwill stores and wind up all the music boxes up at once.
	11:36am Ryansterlingvirtue: I had to step out. When are the letters due by?
	11:36am G: 5/28
	11:36am Ryansterlingvirtue: Thanks!
	11:37am Photoline: The lion lies down with the bedlam
	11:37am G: bed lamb?
	11:37am Treehugger: Hey Yeti Bob, you weren't an OMD fan? Our one source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free Electricity Nuclear and HEP Carbon fuels from the sea Wasted electricity
	11:38am Listener Bop Monroe: gotta head on out the door and the wifi don't extend that far. Thnx 4 another great midweek get together SMK and all. be safe and wear that fuzzy glove. takata ta-ta!
	11:39am G: That classical music locks down the 'educational' case lol
	11:39am nathan: why am i hearing classical music instead of a mashup or a lady talking about diarrhea? is this what "learning" feels like?
	11:40am zopa: Ken, are you going to make a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington style presentation with all of the letters of support carried in huge baskets and dumped on a table?
	🚽 11:41am -Ken: Yes, except that instead of baskets, I will be using lawn bags
	11:42am Marie: This has to be one of the best mashups, ever
	11:42am pocket vito: I'm too sexy for my property tax
	11:43am Pale Son: Pretty easy to put any music at all under that much vocal fry.
	🚽 11:43am David (in London): Ken, could you get the Party Girls to deliver them? No-one could resist their entreaties. As a bonus, loving relationships might even blossom afterwards.
	11:43am miniteeny: Excellent mash
	11:43am FடீFடீ (: Things i have learned thanks to WFMU (Ken's show): * How to pronounce Khlam * Not all South Korean pop music sucks * How Shitty flute enhances musical flavours (i honestly didn't know that) * Bil McClintock has a patreon page * The Senhor Testiculo GIFs have encouraged me to research about testicular cancer. * Dance humpa humpa ...and I can go on and on and on. But for lack of space I'll just stop there. Anyway, who says WFMU doesn't provide educational value?
	11:43am G: Mention that staff get paid even less than public school teachers haha -- labor of love, chariiy work
	11:43am pocket vito: In love with her mayor With definite educational tendencies
	🚽 11:43am Threemoons: I think we need more Party Girls mashups right now.
	11:44am weiterso: @fofo, porn-no! https://www.titanic-magazin.de/fileadmin/content/Postkarten/01-U1-Titel-201905-Queen-Campino.jpg
	11:44am tim from champaign (now washington): Yeah, Party Girls is very instructional. Plus Frank's instructions on how to pick up chicks. Very educational. I tried it out and the men's store before trying it officially in the ladies department. Let me tell you it works like a chillionaire!
	11:44am Bruce S.: Looking for more
	11:45am Dayffid: this is revelatory
	11:45am Stillwell Coney Islander: Ouiiiii ! Sexy Modèle !
	11:45am Lixiviated Life: I need more Television in my life
	🚽 11:46am David (in London): Tim, you are one of life's natural chillionaires.
	11:46am Bruce S.: Awesome set Ken
	11:46am Kat in Chicago: Ooh, this is the Marquee Moon cover I didn’t know I needed
	🚽 11:46am AnAnonymousParty: This isn't Jean-Luc Ponty.
	11:46am brainiac: Yes, but do chillionaires actually work?
	11:47am Hubig Pie: Kronos Kuartet kovering Television? This is high brow and nedumacational
	11:47am BLCKDGRD: When does the summer schedule release drop? Bring back Blumin! Bring back Mandl!
	11:47am drowsy: I looked through the JC property data for any orgs that might be analogous to WFMU like performance spaces, etc, but nothing stood out in the 15B or 15D designations. A straightforward path might be for Ken and Andy to create a new religion tonight. Is that on the table?
	11:47am DJ Guin: aawwwwww FUQ -- Paul Mooney died. sheeeeee-it.
	11:47am Carmichael: Chillin's hard work.
	11:48am tim from champaign (now washington): This version of Marquee Moon sounds like Johnboy went a-courtin.
	11:48am Chillionairs: We make air conditioners and other cold-y things.
	11:48am Pale Son: Ah, beautiful interpretation of that post-solo birds part.
	11:48am pocket vito: I've got a bunch of kids I'm ready to dunk in a river. Bring on the new religion!
	11:48am FடீFடீ (: weiterso, PHEW! I was so worried about the fate of that cucumber with that smiling lady.
	🚽 11:49am Ken From Hyde Park: From this morning's Wake 'n' Bake, I was educated to the fact that the moon becomes a first quarter at 3:13 PM and moves from waxing crescent phase to waxing gibbous.
	11:49am zopa: @ drowsy: If John Oliver can do it, why not FMU?
	11:49am Bruce S.: funny timfrom champaign
	11:50am tim from champaign (now washington): @brainiac - chillionaires work when they work it.
	11:50am Megaroni: Encantado con su medico
	11:50am Marie: This is like phonics, right?
	11:50am brainiac: That horse whinny gets me everytime
	🚽 11:50am AnAnonymousParty: This is an old Frank Zappa tune, right?
	11:50am Pale Son: Wow.
	🚽 11:50am Threemoons: I still say some real estate mogul is eyeing the WFMU Mothership....watch the money.
	11:51am DJ Guin: can't be Zappa. its too good.
	11:51am drowsy: YES @zopa, @threemoons I was half-kidding, but I was wondering if JC is trying to find a fit for a code that is half-baked.
	11:51am rx scabin: I am sorry if this question has been asked and answered, but is there a handy list of the "officially" educational programs on WFMU?
	11:51am Glistener MW: #NOTALLMENturnanimalfortheeroticpleasuresofwomenandmen
	11:52am Marie: On a serious note, I have learned so much about music and popular culture of all sorts, present and past, from WFMU
	11:52am Dayffid: oh Lyn Smh
	11:52am CarB: Omg NSFW
	11:52am tim from champaign (now washington): No, not Midge!!!!!!
	🚽 11:52am Threemoons: @Ken you really SHOULD found a religion and declare the Mothership Church property. Seriously, the Haredi in Rockland County declare their houses as "houses of worship" and the Hare Krishnas have been running tax-free restaurants for ages. GO FOR IT.
	11:52am renzo: Horse perfection.
	11:52am YETI BOB: @Treehugger: I didn't know Hannah Peel was covering an OMD song.
	🚽 11:53am AnAnonymousParty: Midge. Everybody just called her 'shorty'.
	11:53am Gilles Deleuze: Hey, that's not what I meant by 'becoming animal'.
	11:53am Dayffid: loved the way he said 'naked passion'
	11:53am rx scabin: WFMU has been educating me for years and years.
	11:53am pocket vito: In.... the preview..... that's...... toooo long!
	11:54am weiterso: in gernan: Peitsche der Lust
	11:54am Dayffid: I want to hear the trailer for 'Way Too Long'
	🚽 11:55am David (in London): Thanks Staysh. Utter nonsense as always. See you later groovers.
	11:55am pocket vito: Don't miss! The guy with the 40's voice..... talking sensuously...... about racy, sexual stuff!
	11:55am DJ Guin: Belated Happy Birthday to Ho Chi Minh!
	🚽 11:55am HyperDose: I learned so much! Couldn't tell you what, but thanks!
	🚽 11:56am PaulRobeson1920: Thank You WFMU!!!
	11:56am Kpx: (◠‿・)—☆
	11:56am Colin in Durham, England: People Like Us please x
	11:56am Bruce S.: Thanks for a really amazing experience ken
	11:56am FடீFடீ (: Thanks, Egg, Ken & friends! Great comments, Gifs and music as always! Till in two weeks! Remember, loosen up and BE VIVACIOUS AND CUUUTE!
	11:56am partyfinger: get Samantha to fill in please!
	11:56am hoeg: KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN
	11:57am brainiac: Thanks you all you do, Ken.
	🚽 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, SMK. Have a restful week! May be a good week for Lola, Bruce, Pony and the gang to do a fill-in? Keep those cards and letters coming!
	🚽 11:57am PaulRobeson1920: @DJ Guin thanks for those clips! Glove em!!! For later —— Paul Robeson ——> “Ho Chi Minh is Toussaint L’Ouverture of Indo-China,” Freedom (March 1954)
	11:57am Dayffid: Is this a new version?!!!
	11:57am Stanley: Thanks Ken.
	11:58am hoeg: hope you have a nice holiday
	11:58am Dayffid: just WOW
	11:58am Talking Egg: Thanks for coming to my show! You have now less than 2 minutes to leave the place.
	11:58am Androu B.: Thank You, Mr. Freedform Man. See you 2-nite on FGH! Hasta luego, Fடீ Fடீ (: ! And a pleasant day to all Freed Forms both here and abroad!
	11:58am Rachel Bo Bachel: Oh good, I was hoping the last song would be party-girl-related. Tell Ken we said have a good Stay-Cation, Ken!
	11:58am Bruce S.: everyone have a great day!
	11:58am weiterso: with the lonely housewives choir, bravo, bye!
	11:58am Stillwell Coney Islander: Thanks Ken ! Bon break !
	11:58am pocket vito: Hypnotic, yes
	11:58am Rachel Bo Bachel: Working on my WFMU is educational letter!
	11:59am Talking Egg: Time's up, folks! Get your way to the exit! NOW
	12:00pm brainiac: The hypnotic tutelage of Mrs. Gilman!
	12:03pm Avrilinmay: I just had my internet back, and upon IMMEDIATELY tuning in I find Ken is playing something actually beautiful :))) Thank yoouu! It made me feel wonderful. That brass sounded great. would have loved to listen to some more
	12:48pm Sam: Let's throw our hands up and say cha cha
	5:30pm F8TLSTK: FATALSTOCK IT IS!!!!!But still spelled F8TLSTK!

Ken: Playlist from May 19, 2021

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May 19, 2021: The Wednesday Morning Programme, Now Fortified With 32% More Edumacation!

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Alvarius B	The Devil's Spine "The Devil's Spine" by "Alvarius B"	With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Betty Davis	Politician Man "Politician Man" by "Betty Davis"	Directions in Music 1969 - 1973: Miles Davis, His Musicians, and the Birth of a New Age	*	0:02:58 (Pop-up)
Moby Grape	Murder In My Heart For The Judge	All Grape, Slightly Less Moby		0:08:39 (Pop-up)
Quintron	Non Stop Danger "Non Stop Danger" by "Quintron"	Satan Is Dead (Do The Stomp)		0:11:16 (Pop-up)
The Last Band	Cha Cha Cha "Cha Cha Cha" by "The Last Band"	Demo		0:15:36 (Pop-up)
Sarcastic Orgasm	Why? Because I Said So!			0:19:14 (Pop-up)
Ute Lemper & Neil Hannon	Tango Ballade / Die Dreigrosschenoper	Punishing Kiss		0:21:47 (Pop-up)
Count Indigo	Call Yourself A Man "Call Yourself A Man" by "Count Indigo"	Harpsichord 2000		0:26:44 (Pop-up)
F8TLSTK	Hemophiliac "Hemophiliac" by "F8TLSTK"	Obsession	*	0:29:11 (Pop-up)
The National Glaucoma Board	Haunting Love Theme from "Glaucoma"			0:31:36 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: CMS 8th Grade Marching School Band	March Slav			0:35:41 (Pop-up)
Skarbø Skulekorps	Anti-Crime Computer	Dugnad	*	0:44:05 (Pop-up)
Erlend Apneseth Trio	Slekter "Slekter" by "Erlend Apneseth Trio"	Lokk	*	0:55:48 (Pop-up)
yMusic	Tesselations "Tesselations" by "yMusic"	Ecstatic Science	*	0:55:56 (Pop-up)
British Whale	Amerikkka "Amerikkka" by "British Whale"			1:01:35 (Pop-up)
DJ Cummerbund	This Is The Way America Makes Me Feel			1:04:14 (Pop-up)

Cibo Matto	Black Hole Sun "Black Hole Sun" by "Cibo Matto"			1:18:51 (Pop-up)
Paul Anka	You Are My Destiny "You Are My Destiny" by "Paul Anka"			1:21:21 (Pop-up)
The Crystal Furs	Expo 67 "Expo 67" by "The Crystal Furs"	Beautiful and True	*	1:23:30 (Pop-up)
Kalbells	Pickles "Pickles" by "Kalbells"	Max Heart	*	1:29:00 (Pop-up)
Munya	Blue Pine "Blue Pine" by "Munya"			1:32:16 (Pop-up)
The Books	I Am Who I Am "I Am Who I Am" by "The Books"			1:35:43 (Pop-up)
History of Unheard Music and Mark E Smithq	I Can be Me Reading the Football Scores			1:40:06 (Pop-up)

Kosmonautentraum	Juri Gagarin "Juri Gagarin" by "Kosmonautentraum"			1:49:18 (Pop-up)
Die Zucht	Endlos "Endlos" by "Die Zucht"	Heimatlied	*	1:51:21 (Pop-up)
Von Sudenfed	The Rhinohead "The Rhinohead" by "Von Sudenfed"	Tromatic Reflexxions		1:55:41 (Pop-up)
Funkadelic	I'll Bet You "I'll Bet You" by "Funkadelic"	Self Titled		2:01:13 (Pop-up)
Fleetwood Fire / Bill McClintock (EWF & Fleetwood Mac)	You Make September Fun			2:07:29 (Pop-up)
Shirley & Company	Shame and then some more Shame. A LOT more	Well, just two more actually		2:11:10 (Pop-up)

Seigen Ono	All Men Are Heels "All Men Are Heels" by "Seigen Ono"			2:24:35 (Pop-up)
Hannah Peel	Electricity "Electricity" by "Hannah Peel"			2:30:18 (Pop-up)
A Whole Buncha Music Boxes	"A Whole Buncha Music Boxes"			2:36:18 (Pop-up)
Eric Lyon	Giga Concerto I "Giga Concerto I" by "Eric Lyon"	Giga Concerto	*	2:36:41 (Pop-up)
Frenchbloke	Sexy Model "Sexy Model" by "Frenchbloke"			2:41:15 (Pop-up)
Kronos Quartet	Marquee Moon "Marquee Moon" by "Kronos Quartet"			2:45:16 (Pop-up)
Jim Price and Scott Williams and Matt Warwick	Jim Sings Party Girls For Ken Extended Remix			2:57:13 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	7:30am Talking Egg: Welcome to my show.
	🚽 8:48am -Ken: Who made you King, Talking Egg?
	8:54am wizard frog: The Board of Egg-ducation (sorry)
	8:56am wizard frog: Omma LETTE myself out of this one
	🚽 8:56am Handy Haversack: Here for the learning. WFMU is my last best hope to actually cram something into this knob between my neck and my hair. Morning, Ken and all the Freed Forms.
	8:57am (Murakami Whywolf))): I, on the other hand, am C.E.O. of Eggs—via a shell company.
	🚽 8:59am Ken From Hyde Park: I see everybody is getting their yolks in early this morning!
	🚽 8:59am HyperDose: Hey, Principal Ken! ...Egg 🙄 Just came from Clay Pigeon's pep rally (hence the WFMU shirt). 🎉🐦 Present, accounted for, and ready to receive my fortified WoofMoo education! 🤓🎓
	9:00am wizard frog: Staysh!
	9:00am melinda: Morning Ken and all!
	9:01am PMD: Listening from the east coast. What a concept! Yay!
	🚽 9:01am David (in London): Greetings and salutations groovers. Wotcha Staysh.
	9:01am steveo: Buenos holas, Ken & everyone.... ALVARIUS
	🚽 9:01am -Ken: Morning everybody! Notebooks Out!
	9:02am Listener Bop Monroe: greetings from sunniest Tannersville SMK! let the GIFs begin! the girl on the left has a perfect 'o' expression!
	9:02am PMD: I'm really interested in what I'll learn from fuzzy gloves
	9:02am steveo: (replying to HH from wake's board) no big deal, Handy, I often think of that book when i type HH, is all....
	9:02am JT: Why does the sun shine?
	🚽 9:02am Ken From Hyde Park: Before I started listening to WFMU, I was dumb as a chimp. Now I'm smart as a monkey!
	9:03am steveo: will this be on the quiz, -Ken?
	9:03am YETI BOB: Greetings David! - how's the smoke?
	9:03am jabsonik: @jt: because it's a crazy diamond?
	9:03am DJ Guin: @Staysh -- where'd score the sweet .gif of ex-prez 45? I am shocked, I tells ya, SHOCKED, that he had the strength to defile a textbook.
	🚽 9:03am PaulRobeson1920: Warm greetings 1 and all!
	9:03am Rick from SC: Did school start? I don't feel tardy
	🚽 9:05am PaulRobeson1920: Who will lead “The Pledge” anyone anyone
	9:05am fm Mike: Lorda Mercy, that crazy situation!!!
	🚽 9:05am David (in London): Yeti Bob! Hello mate. Yeah, slightly odd monsoon conditions in The Smoke this week, but otherwise AOK in my little part of it. How's yourself?
	9:05am KJs market: hey now baby get into my big black electric truck (driven yesterday by a complete idiot)
	🚽 9:06am HyperDose: fm Mike! Saved you a seat
	9:06am steveo: I pledge allegiance to WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope. In Rockland County and New York CIty at 91.9 FM and online at WFMU.org
	9:06am Androu B.: Good Morning Mr. Freedform Man and all the Freed Forms here and abroad. Returning for Shot #2 today! Will leave shortly, but remain tuned in and hopefully return to the chats in time to give you a status report.
	🚽 9:06am bukowski.: in staysh's name, amen
	🚽 9:07am Ken From Hyde Park: On tonight's Fuzzy Glove Hour, how about Show & Tell?
	9:07am TerrDE: Good morning Ken and FMmooers. Did Miles ever play on Betty's tunes ?
	9:07am Yes: good morning
	9:08am fm Mike: @Hyper! Thank you :D I brought the popcorn.
	9:08am Listener Bop Monroe: Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Don't they know it's the end of the world? 'Cause you don't love me any more…
	🚽 9:09am Handy Haversack: Gotcha, steveo! Convaxxulations, Androu B.!
	9:09am Woo: Grape Gone Wild
	9:10am steveo: OH GAWD WHO DRANK ALL THE COFFEE (Looks in mirror) I'LL GET YOU YOU BASTRAD
	9:10am TerrDE: back when Steve Miller was thought to be Jerrys brother
	9:10am YETI BOB: D(iL): I'm good, it's just that spring is very slow coming to Chicago - lots of grey and chilly days - I'm ready for summer! But I'm doing well.
	9:10am ?: "True or False: Baltimore was once the Capital of the United States."
	🚽 9:11am David (in London): steveo, betrayed by the person you trusted most...
	9:11am JB from NP: @? Yes, that is true or false.
	9:11am The Oscar: Mornin'! Not sure if this is common knowledge yet around these parts, but I feel I should spread the news that JANDEK HAS WRITTEN A BOOK corwoodindustries.com...
	9:12am fm Mike: Maaaan, I thought that was the Strokes you were about to play Ken!!!
	9:12am TonyR: "I'm TRYING to get a good education, to get ino a good college." "Now they're threatening me, these awful cheap girls."
	9:12am TDK60: Morning Ken. Great to hear the Grape! I saw them in Central Park so long ago, you'd faint if I told ya exactly when.
	🚽 9:12am Handy Haversack: Please steveo don't hurt 'em! YB, it's going to be 87F here today. I would happily send you about a third of that. Or split it with David?
	9:12am DJ Guin: the NY Yankees (Highlanders) were previously called the Baltimore Gloryholes...that much I know. (ok, ORIOLES), sheesh
	9:12am TonyR: "This is a classroom, not a cocktail lounge. And take that gum out of your mouth!"
	9:13am steveo: making tea
	9:13am Androu B.: @DJ Guin Responding to your comment on the W&B chatboard, afaic, MTV's downhill slide didn't begin until about '88, the year after "The Approaching V of Doom" (aka Viacom) bought them out. The premiere of "Beavis And Butthead" sealed their fate irreperably.
	9:13am JT: Today's extra credit question: If I is so bored with the U S A, what can I do?
	9:13am JB from NP: Which country is the largest landlocked country in the world? A: Australia B: Uzbekistan C: Kazakhstan
	9:13am TDK60: ..well, it was around 8 PM, that's when.
	🚽 9:14am Ken From Hyde Park: "Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?"
	9:14am Fடீ Fடீ (: Hi, Egg, Ken and friends!
	9:14am fm Mike: Aight I'm off to do important stuff! @HyperDose lemme borrow your notes after class!
	9:14am wizard frog: to quote that kid from Nathan for you "Man, school sucks, the internet rules"
	9:14am Strandlund: Good Morning Professor!! What are you going to fill our heads with today?
	🚽 9:15am HyperDose: You got it fm Mike, have a fantastic day!
	9:15am TonyR: "... and they're passing notes."
	9:16am BigP0ppa: Ha ha ha. Where does this stuff come from?
	9:16am Hugo (NL): h i there. now i wanna listen to some gabber music
	9:17am Mike W: I take back most everything I’ve ever said or thought about you because you are playing the Last Band
	9:17am Fடீ Fடீ (: Hola companeños, Androu, Handy y David!
	🚽 9:17am Beast of Boonton: I brought my pencil Give me something to write on
	🚽 9:17am -Ken: Oh man, what song does this remind me of?? Its on the tip of the talking egg's tongue...
	🚽 9:17am Handy Haversack: Greetings, Fடீ Fடீ! We're learning!
	9:18am (((Murakami Whywolf): Now I need to hear the Pep Rally from "High School Madness" (as relayed in "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers").
	9:18am pocket vito: Let's throw our hands up and say CHA CHA
	9:18am fred: @JB from NP: C, but that twists the knife: I was supposed to see a concert of music from Uzbekistan next week, but the musicians are not allowed to come here
	9:20am pocket vito: Oh man, awesome song and awesome band name!
	9:20am fred: @Ken: The Fall's Marquis Cha Cha?
	9:20am (Murakami Whywolf))): A bunch of pom-pom girls looked down their nose at me.
	🚽 9:20am David (in London): Handy, FoFo, TDK, HyperDose, Androu, Bop, Bukowski, fred, Ken from HP, et al. FoFo - Time for a repeat visit to the Cat & Mutton?
	9:20am Alvy Singer: I'm hearing some Peter Shelley Homosapien in the chorus of Cha Cha Cha
	9:20am TonyR: "Oh yeah, Baby" [rolls eyes] "Oh, YEAH."
	9:21am TDK60: Hi David in London.
	9:21am steveo: oh that's Britney
	9:21am FடீFடீ (: Oh, yeah, David !
	9:21am partyfinger: I haven't heard Sarcastic Orgasm in 30 years! Nice find
	9:21am steveo: took me a sec to realize
	9:22am TonyR: It was down to either Britney or David Lee Roth.
	9:22am pocket vito: I love that he spends all his time in bed and only gets out when a client shows up
	🚽 9:22am Baja Joe: Hello Ken and everyone here.
	🚽 9:23am Threemoons: Hello Staysh, all....
	9:23am TonyR: Transfer students. Sheesh.
	9:24am PMD: Wow Neil Hannon sounds like... arg! what's the name?? The one who sings that song...
	9:24am dale: 'little water song' penned by nick cave is great on this album.
	9:24am FடீFடீ (: Any interesting anecdote about Ute Lemper, Ken? Wasn't she a guest in one of those 7SD live shows some time ago?
	🚽 9:24am David (in London): I would have preferred Ute Lemper and Neil Hamilton (apologies to non-UK readers of that).
	9:24am BigP0ppa: Neil Hannon isn't completely shit then
	9:25am BigP0ppa: Ha ha ha DiL
	9:25am Stanley: But Neil Hamilton is
	9:25am TonyR: Neil's sounding like Iggy a little bit.
	🚽 9:25am -Ken: Fi on you f0f0! You know very well my one Ute Lemper anecdote! Into the Onion Cellar with YOU!
	9:25am pocket vito: Kermit and Piggy need to sing this together
	9:26am (((Murakami Whywolf): Still my favourite "Dreigroschenoper" translation; not word-accurate, but faithful in its fashion—what German I have I owe to cognates and knowing that translation when I started listening to the original German over and over and over again.
	🚽 9:26am David (in London): Hey BigP0ppa.
	9:27am BigP0ppa: ey up mate
	🚽 9:29am Webhamster Henry: Welcome to class, Wednesday morning WFMU Students!
	9:29am DJ Guin: Can we antici....pate "Gabriel Kaplan - Holes and Mello-rolls"?
	9:29am Listener Bop Monroe: which one is Rosalie "Hotsy" Totsy?
	9:30am FடீFடீ (: Oh, yes, Ken! Now I remember your Ute anecdote. But as they say whatever happens in the mastorbatorium, stays in the mastorbatorium!
	9:30am Androu B.: Buenos Dias, Fடீ Fடீ (: ! @Mr. Freedform Man aka SM Ken, Since were on an "educonscious" topic today (what with the station's current situation with the city), I'm thinking it might be a good time for you to break out that "chopped and screwed" version of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" you only play on rare occasions.
	9:31am ?: Just found tthat Lemper album on Qobuz. Education really is a feeder system for excess consumption.
	9:31am Asheville Jon: does my monthly SFL pledge count toward my WFMU tuition payment?
	9:32am Jim the Poet: I'm finding this very educational
	9:32am TonyR: Is this a drug anthem? Field trip to Nutley , NJ??
	🚽 9:32am David (in London): Tristan and Glaucoma is my favourite piece of Wagner.
	9:33am Diarrhea Lady: Oh no....
	9:33am Nick S.: Good morning, Ken! It's LARRY!
	9:33am Megaroni: Come all ye- llena de fe y justicia!
	9:33am steveo: i walked to nutley from Newark once, but the history museum was closed
	9:33am FடீFடீ (: This is my third favourite song about damage to the optic nerve.
	9:35am yippie: steveo do you live in newark
	9:35am Stanley: Hi David, fofo and everyone.
	9:36am TonyR: As I learned in Dr. Rex's class, behind every piece of "trash" is somebody's dream, blood, sweat, and tears. "Glaucoma" theme wasn't built in a day.
	9:36am Phillippe: just needs a little cowbell
	9:36am FடீFடீ (: you found it, Ken! An off-beat March Slav
	9:36am JB from NP: The CMS 8th Grade Marching Band really sucks
	9:36am steveo: yip, naw, brooklyn
	🚽 9:36am Threemoons: ALL HAIL THE TALKING EGG
	9:36am pocket vito: It's creepy that the Nazi whistling squad sounds so chipper, while the kids' marching band sounds like a death march.
	9:37am Jim the Poet: Word to Mrs Gilman
	9:37am steveo: do you yippie?
	🚽 9:37am Handy Haversack: Hi, Stanley. I was just contemplating this and being intensely jealous: smws.com...
	9:37am Fletchernyc: Fetal Stick?
	9:37am Tom in St. Paul: See that, City of Jersey City: EDUCATIONAL Radio!!
	9:37am queems: bono has glaucoma but idk i think he deserves it
	🚽 9:37am David (in London): Yo Stanley and Phillippe.
	9:37am Listener Bop Monroe: the ock is implied
	9:38am TonyR: THere's always "F--kstick".
	9:38am Jim the Poet: I think I saw Fatalstock open for Hemophilia at Pete's candy store
	🚽 9:38am Handy Haversack: I had thought it was pronounced "fatal steak."
	9:39am N: I thought it was Fatal Steak
	9:39am TonyR: Fetal steak.
	9:39am Asheville Jon: Fate teal stick
	9:39am FடீFடீ (: Wait. What was the P.O. box again?
	🚽 9:40am Threemoons: Whut? No can tell on air?
	9:40am pocket vito: See Ken, that's why you shouldn't have alphabetized your records
	9:40am BigP0ppa: Oh god. Your mum didn't catch you ... out, did she Ken?
	🚽 9:40am David (in London): For any non-UK readers, here's a superb recent example of the vowel-removed rebrand gone horribly wrong: www.bbc.co.uk...
	9:40am TonyR: I thought Sandy left the Record Library untouched (albeit by feet)?
	9:41am BigP0ppa: I hadnt even seen that David. That's great. Abrdn could also be A Breakdown
	9:41am YETI BOB: David (in London): I read it as "a burden"
	9:41am TonyR: I remember a pretty horrifying water-line map that the 'FMU website had up for one hot day. Too upsetting.
	9:42am Hubig Pie: Rapping or rasping?
	9:42am FடீFடீ (: Very funny, Dvd n Lndn!
	9:43am steveo: i wish we had played more dirges in high school band
	9:43am Jim the Poet: I do feel a lot smarter than I did a few minutes ago
	9:43am TonyR: I think Medicare (CMS, get it?) needs to spend less of MY TAXES on 8th grade Marching bands.
	9:43am Too Obtuse: I know it's Tchaikovsky, but I feel like I'm watching a scene from the Godfather.
	9:43am Listener Bop Monroe: makes better sense than Modeleze
	9:43am lisa from richmond: What are we asking Kens Mom for, again, I missed a part of the show but I think I really need whatever it is.
	9:44am TonyR: [holds out plate] "Cannoli?"
	🚽 9:44am David (in London): FoFo, I think I might rebrand myself along those lines! YB / BP - I looked at their official Twitter feed and my favourite comment just read 'wnkrs'
	9:44am YETI BOB: March Slav Forever!
	9:44am TonyR: Ken'e Ute Lemper story.
	9:44am Glistener MW: MARCH Slav? More like MAY Slav!!! Thank you, thank you, I’ve been workshopping that one all week.
	🚽 9:44am Handy Haversack: Taking vowels away from Scotland seems unnecessarily cruel at this historical juncture. Also, it looks like that company could just change its name to Abaddon and be done with it.
	9:46am JT: utne reader wha?
	9:46am iiibeat: Might like to hear the CVS marching band, if you have it.
	9:47am Marley P. Dogg: Good morning all - sorry I am late to class. I do note an alarming absence of bagpipe education this morning though
	9:47am DJ Guin: queems - @9:37 -- ::sniff:: that is the best news i have heard in ages. screw him.
	9:47am FடீFடீ (: lisa, Write to Ken's mum to know more about Ken's delightful, enjoyable, amusing, pleasurable and charming anecdote about the time he, Andy and Ute Lemper went together into the mastorbatorium.
	9:47am TonyR: They don't perform more than once every 30 days. You have to come back.
	9:47am steveo: i think someone transcribed "U Street" incorrectly
	9:48am pocket vito: Strange that people think removing the vowels, basically short changing the name of the city, will make it cooler. When it would be way cooler to give the city some dignity by writing out all the letters, in a nice classy font. Respect is always nicer than half-assedness.
	9:49am TonyR: Is today Land Telegraphy career day?
	9:49am Bruce S.: hello Ken hello everyone good morning
	9:49am TonyR: How do I get to You Street?
	🚽 9:49am David (in London): FoFo, surely you mean the mstrbtrm?
	9:49am sphere: I would like to meet the person who persuaded that company to drop their name's vowels for the sake of "hipness."
	9:50am steveo: i've never been to you street, but i've been to me
	9:50am TonyR: Jrsy Cty
	9:50am FடீFடீ (: To know more about Diarrhea Lady's experience on Friday send a letter to Ken's mum too.
	9:50am lisa from richmond: Thanks everyone, I’ll spare Mrs Freedman my morbid curiosity. Maybe.
	9:51am sphere: and HLLO
	9:51am TonyR: H!!
	🚽 9:52am Handy Haversack: Hey, sphr. You're looking hip!
	9:52am TDK60: Kids walk by the Morse statue in Central Park and just don't know. Not looking anyway, looking down at glowing gizmos; in a park.
	9:52am Jim the Poet: I almost feel too smart now if that's possible
	🚽 9:52am PaulRobeson1920: Telegraphy is cool
	9:53am (Murakami Whywolf))): Fleischer fish school: animationreview.files.wordpress.com...
	9:53am TonyR: I assume there is also Sea Telegraphy?
	9:53am Hubig Pie: If maybe I took one'a them courses in Telephony I might'a made something outta my life
	9:54am steveo: i called holden caulfield and he said i'm a telephony
	🚽 9:54am HyperDose: @FடீFடீ Wait...are they one in the same?!
	🚽 9:55am -Ken: Telegraphy is cool, but top of the hour legal station indemnifications are really REALLY cool! The phone number is 201-536-9368 and when you hear the Zebra Trucks song, call that number and speak this: High Atop the East Banana Telegraph Tower, this is <YOUR NAME HERE> on WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In New York City and Rrrrrockland County at 91.9fm, and online at WFMU dot ORG. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming, ALREADY in progress
	9:55am TonyR: I'm gonna send you back to Fish School.
	9:57am (((Murakami Whywolf): Fleischer animal school: i.pinimg.com...
	9:57am TonyR: That would just be phoning it in.
	9:58am Hi from Holland: Aloha!
	9:58am TonyR: Something tells me it's all happning at the zoo. I do believe it. I do believe it's true.
	🚽 9:59am Webhamster Henry: I like D.C.'s You street and Eye Street
	10:00am FடீFடீ (: Oh, the sweet sounds of East Banana Republic's national anthem.
	10:00am TonyR: Is that Glaucoma teacher just being mean?
	10:01am TonyR: I'm haunted.
	10:01am steveo: no East Banana, not legal
	🚽 10:01am AnAnonymousParty: Thanks Jimmy Stewart!
	10:01am FடீFடீ (: Oh, thanks Ken. THANK YOU VERY MUCH for the America Song.
	10:01am Rev. Turnip Druid: WOW, completely missed Sarcastic Orgasm -- deepest of cuts from local heroes (RIP scott)
	10:02am TonyR: Mr. Smith goes to Jersey City.
	🚽 10:02am Handy Haversack: Some would even say criminal, steveo.
	10:03am TonyR: We should be exercising our MINDS!
	🚽 10:03am -Ken: This is your punishment f0f0
	10:03am WR: This is the physical ed. part of today's lesson. Leg lift, lift, kick.
	10:04am MD: GOOD MORNING FELLOW 'FMU FREAK NATION! i mean that with all the love in my heart! WE ARE THE LIGHT!!!
	10:04am Fletchernyc: More like British WAIL!!
	10:05am TonyR: Childish Michael Jackson.
	10:06am steveo: That photo on Amerikkka reminds me that once Dynamite magazine published a photo of people dancing at Studio 54 and I wrote them a letter to ask if one of the people pictured was Naomi whom I attended a class with in 4th grade. Got no response whatsover, the bastards.
	10:06am Bruce S.: Nice little formation, very showbiz
	10:06am joe mulligan: so much learning this morning
	🚽 10:07am Webhamster Henry: Noseflute cadenza!
	10:08am FடீFடீ (: Sorry, Ken. I learned my lesson. And you bet I learned it very well because it was in German and I don't think I've ever told anyone but I did a German introductory course in 1998. So I fully learned my leßon.
	10:09am PMD: I was just wondering how you know talking egg is he.
	10:10am TonyR: The Darkness covering Sparks? WHY?
	10:10am pocket vito: Tesselations - music to listen to as you drive your Tesla from the back seat with your eyes closed
	10:11am G: @PMD -- Talking Egg mansplains.
	10:11am TonyR: THe Book of Tesselations.
	🚽 10:11am Handy Haversack: FடீFடீ, then you will understand how hilarious it is when I say Simon Leßon.
	10:12am YETI BOB: "Tesselation Row" (Eliot Sharp album)
	10:12am Bruce S.: Tesselation Boulavard
	10:12am Liam in Denmark: "Dugnad" means something along the lines of "skilled" in old norse
	🚽 10:13am AnAnonymousParty: Ken, being amazing at the nose flute is nothing to sneeze at.
	10:13am TDK60: Not everyone can be a guitar god like Jandek, Ken.
	10:13am Too Obtuse: Your dream is important to us. Please continue to hold.
	10:13am melinda: I'm not a musician at all so when I dreamt that I was an adequate guitar player it was thrilling.
	10:13am Jim the Poet: You can call Amazon?
	10:13am Kelly Clarkson: Kelly Clarkson Poop's https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y14MwNuS18
	10:13am pocket vito: When a man loves a woman
	🚽 10:14am Threemoons: Had to have been the Macarena back in the day.
	10:14am Megaroni: Greedazon, the global virus
	🚽 10:14am PaulRobeson1920: Mombo Number 5... jeez enough already
	🚽 10:14am Webhamster Henry: "Takin' a Ride" -- Garbage time listener
	10:14am yippie: did you ever play noseflute while wearing nosehook?
	10:14am Stanley: In a gadda da vida No contest
	10:14am steveo: fabio's is definitely mr giant man. over 1500 times
	🚽 10:15am Threemoons: @Yippie and don't forget a nosering and nose piercing
	10:15am DJ Guin: @HyperDose -- et al. check this out? neucommunity.com
	10:15am pocket vito: It's a U-Boat! Open fire!
	10:15am Jim the Poet: Auf Deutsch
	10:16am TonyR: Vaste not, Vant not.
	10:16am DJ Guin: speaking of Fabio.....has he gone full Robocop yet?
	🚽 10:16am HyperDose: @DJ Guin I'll live anywhere that's not humid, and where Ken and the DJ's can set up classrooms. I refuse to let the flow of knowledge be interrupted!
	10:16am YETI BOB: DJ Guin - I don't want to be part of Neu Community without Michael Rother (RIP Klaus Dinger)
	10:16am pocket vito: Do you spell your name with a V, Mister Wagner? 9! W!
	10:17am weiterso: hallo, alles klar auf der Andrea Doria!
	10:17am Too Obtuse: Your Joke of Jokes
	10:17am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln: weather forecast for sailing boats?
	10:17am pocket vito: Gotta mix an Italian forecast in there
	10:17am TonyR: Everyday German.
	10:17am (another) Patrick in Hoboken: Helgoland, Skagen, Sylt... windy places in the North Sea
	10:18am YETI BOB: pocket vito: I love that joke. I told it, in a loud voice, in the lobby while waiting to go into a Wagner opera. My wife pretended she didn't know me ...
	10:18am Stanley: Please can we have the football results next?
	10:18am DJ Guin: @Hyper, YETI -- Austin is one of my potential landing spots post-NJ. cliched, I realize, but, the cost of living is obscene in Joisey.
	10:19am TonyR: I understand Austin has its own property bubble at the moment.
	10:20am Too Obtuse: Bayern-Munich: zwei Dusseldorf: ein
	10:20am FடீFடீ (: Way to go, Handy. As I'd say in Spanish: "Como me RIO de tu broma sobre Simon Leßon "
	10:20am pocket vito: Rotherham - Nill Leicester City - Nill Chichester United - One Brighton - Nill Bletchley - Two Farminghurst - Nill Davenport City - Nill Shropshire - Nill
	10:21am Bruce S.: At last Anka
	10:21am P-90: Hello, I’m here to sign up for that “educational program” I’ve heard talk about?
	10:22am TonyR: Where is the WFMU bibliotheque?
	10:23am MD: Is this the Site for the Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Course???
	10:23am drew: What have you done to me, Ken? Now I feel the need to hear Gene Pitney, too.
	10:23am Stanley: Thanks pocket vito (tears up pools coupon in disgust)
	10:23am YETI BOB: I'm not sure but I think one of their gowns says "CALCULUS" ... they've got a bunch of math/geometry symbols ... I wonder what's going on?
	10:23am Alvy Singer: Mark E. Smith reading the football results....www.youtube.com...
	10:23am MD: ..../.. ..../.. ..../..
	10:23am TonyR: Did everyone go through the metal detectors on the way to class?
	10:24am Bruce S.: the female auxillary freemasons
	10:24am MD: car·pe di·em
	10:25am listener 126464: I had math after lunch.
	10:25am TonyR: Villa est villa Romana. Villa est villa parva.
	10:25am DJ Guin: carpe diem -- Seize Your Tuition - Mo'clair State's Motto
	10:26am Hubig Pie: I won't be able to listen to the show 2nite so I gonna add Freebird or maybe Hallelujah to the list
	10:27am Blues Mandinga: Ea!
	🚽 10:27am -Ken: Yeah, lately Hallelujah's a real contender!
	10:27am TonyR: Anyone been to the cafeteria? What's the carne diem?
	10:27am Brendan: Good morning Ken and listeners. Is it too late to order breakfast?
	10:28am Bruce S.: I think walk this way definitly up there
	10:28am MD: I loved Study hall at 1PM...I used to get picked on by these 2 tuff Girls...One of them ended up in the back of Joel Rifkins pickup truck years latter...I am sad about that..I am...Really...I mean ...you know...kids can be Cruel...
	10:28am TonyR: Breakfast stops promptly at 10:26
	10:30am fred: Most heard song? If it's Fuzzy Glove Hour related, I'd lie and say American Pie
	10:30am Brendan: Oh well, let’s see… I’ll have a value meal with variety meat and composite loaf with pimento.
	10:30am Bruce S.: I always wanted to do that
	10:30am Mark S: oops
	10:31am DJ Guin: this proposed MeetUp in NYC on the 11th of June...are they talking AM or PM? many of us wage slaves work during daylight hours.
	10:31am PMD: @DJ Guin re: Neu... interesting...
	10:32am PMD: I just learned something!
	10:33am MD: and the world keeps spinning round and round...
	10:33am pocket vito: I'm on top of the woyld!
	10:34am melinda: Blue Pine is nice
	10:34am DJ Guin: @PMD -- I know, right? 5K down and whatnot.
	10:35am TonyR: THis is the LAST YEAR I do my own taxes.
	10:36am TonyR: It's a small world, after all.
	10:36am Bruce S.: eee zee does it
	10:37am Eric Kilkenny: Good morning!
	10:39am TonyR: Glad you could join us today, Mr. Kilkenny. Is this a good class time for you?
	10:39am FடீFடீ (: I found them Gabber couple! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkxGs4ETeg4
	🚽 10:39am Handy Haversack: @DJG: I think in the afternoon?
	10:39am TonyR: Ian Curtis reading football results, now THERE's a listen.
	🚽 10:40am ifeelfatnsassy: I'm learning all about the futbol scores. Valuable information I did not have until this very moment. Thanks, WFMU!
	10:40am DJ Guin: @Handy -- IF I am invited, that is good to know. thanks for the feedback.
	10:40am Androu B.: OK, folks, Progress Report from the homefront: 2nd vaccine recieved, all is well. Only side effect: I'm receiving strange signals inside my brain telling me to go straight to the 9-11 Memorial near WFMU's West Orange transmitter and await further instructions. I'll ignore it...for now.
	🚽 10:41am David (in London): Come on Donny Rovers!
	10:41am pocket vito: Chipping Sodbury - License to NILL!
	10:41am Artie17: MES reading the scores is one of the best things ever.
	10:41am Stanley: Tranny Rovers, for me, David.
	10:41am Lixiviated Life: Oh, Hi Kinny
	10:42am TonyR: Didi you get that good microchip injection? Or just the Johnson&Johnson?
	10:43am steveo: another classic brilliant day with ken, he said earnestly
	10:43am boomboomboom: anyone know the poppy song playing under this?
	🚽 10:43am David (in London): Go Wycombe Wanders! Stanley, my heart is filling with pride.
	10:43am pocket vito: And it's Tchaikovsky over Sibelius, with a final score of E flat to C natural.
	10:43am DJ Guin: @TonyR -- my 5G reception has been the bomb yo, since my jabby jabs, and Bill Gates has appeared to me in my dreams.
	10:43am Stanley: Cum on you Blues.
	10:43am ?: sorry I'm late. Also I accidentally ate my homework. Please dont give me the belt!
	10:44am Glistener MW: that was Mark E Smith reading those scores?? That’s so weird, as I normally only expect to hear about football in THE FALL
	10:45am TDK60: Oh, that March Slav is in G-minor.
	10:45am Listener Robert: I remember the music behind the football scores as what you were playing 30 years ago during the legal action regarding WFMU's license. Is this to say the problem with Jersey City is akin to that?
	10:45am Asheville Jon: i freakin HATE those stupid grammarly ads on youtube. grrrrrrr
	10:45am Listener Bop Monroe: Leicester-a City-a - Nill Chichester United-a - One Brighton-a - Nill Bletchley-a - Two Farminghurst-a - Nill Davenport City-a - Nill Shropshire-a - Nill etc. RIP MES
	10:45am TonyR: @MW: That joke landed like a Brix.
	10:45am Dayffid: one sure way to get educated on here is to not sign in and do the wee maths problems before posting your comment!
	10:46am Dayffid: Why does Ken hate saying CowBells????
	10:46am TonyR: @Dayffid: You're graded on those.
	10:46am Brendan: Tchaikovsky wrote this with a hangover.l
	10:47am yippie: the girls real name is kal
	10:47am Glistener MW: @AshevilleJon — me too!!! Why are Grammerly so ubiquitous? How do they make money?? Are they secretly the lizardman Illuminati that David Icke had been trying to warn us about all along???
	10:47am Lee B: Is this bed music the theme from JM in the AM?
	10:48am Bruce S.: yeah I used to need my calculator to go on the comments board
	10:48am Listener Bop Monroe: that would be 'Modi Ani' for JM in the AM
	10:48am Marie: I am already composing a letter in my mind! (which I will make. a reality). Hi Ken! Hi everybody.
	10:49am Listener Robert: @Lee B, No, that bed music is what Ken played 30 years ago under his announcements about the action over the mistake ub the FCC license vs. other stations.
	10:51am Photoline: WFMU dot Borge
	10:51am Listener Bop Monroe: omg, too much plaid!!!
	10:51am joe mulligan: those cub scouts stormed the capital
	10:51am Hubig Pie: Yuri Gagarin was technically not the first man in space as he had to bail out before his Vostok capsule crashed to the ground
	10:52am zopa: Did I miss the bagpipes?
	10:52am Bruce S.: Ken this is great
	10:53am Photoline: Eight Miles High School
	🚽 10:53am Erin in TO: @zopa - No bagpipes to be found, all we do is miss the bagpipes :(
	10:54am zopa: :(
	10:54am Nick S.: Time for the Crazy German Pop Music segment of Ken's show. Right on!
	10:54am Bruce S.: the gifs are so great sometimes the music becomes background to staring at these amazing gifs
	10:55am FடீFடீ (: Very funny song!! HA! Oh, i pity the people who can't fully understand German like me and weiterso!
	🚽 10:55am Webhamster Henry: JM in the AM used to have a brass band Hatikva as its outro.
	10:56am People Like Us: yay for rhinohead
	10:56am FடீFடீ (: By the way, where is my weiterso pal? Are you coming to join us at the Cat and Mutton?
	10:57am weiterso: hi, are you hungry?
	10:58am fred: @Webhamster Henry: and it meshed so well with Scott McDowell's intro (Graham Monchur III)
	10:58am yippie: i only like koussevitzky singing hatikva
	10:59am FடீFடீ (: Are you here, weiterso ?
	11:01am brainiac: Where is East Banana, anyway?
	11:01am DJ Guin: time for a baguette and a stinky cigarette, non?
	11:01am Dayffid: mount oaup LOL
	11:02am Lee B: @listener robert, Ah I knew it sounded familiar ;)
	11:02am weiterso: no sorry, not in London.
	11:02am melinda: @Dayffid me too
	11:02am joe mulligan: East Banana Street, Bowling Green, FL
	11:03am weiterso: I have to wait for some jabs...
	11:03am FடீFடீ (: East Banana is to the right of West Banana. Separated by the Bananin Wall.
	11:04am Photoline: Werewolves of London Records
	11:04am Nick S.: The Rhinohead is such a banger! MES at another pop apex. I always wanted them to collab one more time.
	11:05am Bruce S.: there's a grear Banana Republic there
	🚽 11:05am -Ken: f0f0, "to the right?" Which way are you facing? Towards East Banana or away from East Banana?
	11:05am Listener Bop Monroe: brain - next to West Bonobo, of course!
	11:05am MD: Wednesday...the day of the week...should be changed to FUNKADELIC! Monday,Tuesday,Funkadelic,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday...RIGHT!!!???
	🚽 11:05am PaulRobeson1920: The biggestiggest Banana on the hacienda. Tastes the same as the smallest
	11:05am brainiac: Right on, MD
	11:06am pocket vito: Yeah you're right MD. Better than having it still named after a Norse god.
	11:06am DJ Guin: @MD -- some might disagree www.youtube.com...
	11:07am FடீFடீ (: I'm sitting atop of the barbed wire and concrete Bananin Wall. To my left East Banana, to my right West Banana.
	🚽 11:07am HyperDose: I think the ghost is back
	11:07am G: Banana split?
	11:08am FடீFடீ (: Yes, G. The Antifaschistischer Schutzwall also known as the Banana Split wall.
	11:08am Bruce S.: East Banana is still behind the peel curtain
	11:09am fm Mike: WHAT'S UP YOU GOOFS! saunters into the room giving finger guns to the guys, and smiles at the ladies
	11:09am Pale Son: Wow, I'm normally not a huge mashup fan, but this one is really doing credit to the genre!
	🚽 11:09am Handy Haversack: FடீFடீ, your appeal spans all borders.
	11:09am Marie: I can tell the mayor about how educational these mashups are...
	11:10am Photoline: Bobby Hull, dancing in September
	11:10am Alvy Singer: Yeah..Bill McClintock nailed it with this mashup.
	11:10am prudy: Bill McClintock rules...
	🚽 11:11am David (in London): Godamnit FoFo, you run a banana republic.
	11:11am weiterso: my first banana https://www.titanic-magazin.de/fileadmin/_migrated/pics/card_377670833.jpg oh thekenschlampen-cover
	11:11am Listener Bop Monroe: shom shom shom!! der kenshlutzen!!!
	11:12am Photoline: Lord of the Fly Spray
	11:12am DJ Guin: Pencils and Notebooks ready -- Professor Ken will address the class in a few moments....
	11:12am pocket vito: This song just doesn't have the same bite to it in English
	11:12am steveo: did not realize there was an english version of this
	11:12am Hubig Pie: Q. Why is yootoob? A. To watch Bill McClintock mash-ups
	11:13am steveo: haha yep vito
	11:14am brainiac: I hope you've all learned your lesson. Class dismissed.
	11:14am FடீFடீ (: David, I don't run the banana republic. King Banana Joe and his wife Chiquita Banana have been ruling the nation since 1963.
	11:15am Listener Bop Monroe: ja Sir, ich kann boogie
	🚽 11:15am HyperDose: Adventures with Egg
	11:15am DJ Guin: achtung eislochs!
	11:16am joe mulligan: I'm sure there's some fun Zoom classroom gifs out there with sleeping students
	11:16am FடீFடீ (: weiterso, I have high hopes that's not a porn magazine.
	🚽 11:16am PaulRobeson1920: @DJ Guin @11:06 “yes, mother” nice clip lol
	🚽 11:17am David (in London): FoFo, yeah, yeah, you were just following kumquats.
	11:18am Listener Bop Monroe: yay dingo!!!
	11:19am ?: Wow WFMU does have great educational value!
	11:19am DJ Guin: @PaulR1920 -- now THS is a mind f-er www.youtube.com...
	11:19am pocket vito: But fine to have a chain big box store called BJ's
	11:19am Artie17: my brother had George Clinton in his cab, said he talked about fishing the whole time.
	11:19am brainiac: Male fellatio? Thanks for clarifying, Ken.
	11:20am FடீFடீ (: Oh, Handy! I went to the Hackney Marshes on Sunday. I brought you some mud. I just need to scrap it off my shoes and send it to you ! What's your P.O. Box?
	11:20am Hubig Pie: Cuz Sears and Kmart would refuse to display it along with Smell the Glove
	🚽 11:20am David (in London): I hate factory closures, they're a real blow to jobs.
	11:20am Photoline: Jerzee Zitty
	11:21am Fletchernyc: I find the highly non-educational programming the most educational.
	11:21am pocket vito: Yeah David, and lots of people get laid. Off.
	🚽 11:22am Handy Haversack: That's great, FடீFடீ! Just send to Ken's mom, and I'll pick it up next time I'm in Jersey City. Reposting from the other day: "If anyone hates writing and just can't stand the thought of putting together 300 words, contact me through my profile and send me your bullet points or summary, and I'll draft a letter and send it back to you so you can submit it. Use this stupid master's degree for something worthwhile."
	11:22am MD: An 'FMU DJ playing a song at the right speed! This station is becoming so Commercial!!!
	11:22am Pale Son: If it's a state tax, why do we need to write the City of Jersey City?
	11:22am (Murakami Whywolf))): Maybe the educational anti-value of "The Fuzzy Glove Hour" is being factored-in.
	🚽 11:22am Beast of Boonton: Maybe WFMU needs to move to a red state
	11:22am Dmitry: Is it only locals or US citizens who should write in? Listening from Canada and would love to help.
	11:22am Pale Son: Huh, weird!
	11:22am Lizardner Dave !: A list of the educational segments on Wake should be enough, shouldn't it?
	11:22am Nina: Hello, Ken! Nina, here. Show is 🔥 today, ol’ Pal. To whom should we address these emails/pdf’s?
	11:23am brainiac: George Carlin approved of the term blow job for it's strong work ethic.
	11:23am pocket vito: So Ken's mom is the mayor of Jersey City? I'm confused.
	11:23am DJ Guin: helpus@wfmu.org
	11:23am Eric Speck: Is there a pre-written form that I can circulate to friends and supporters to garner more signatures?
	11:23am MD: FM UNIVERSITY!!! GET IT!!!??? W-F-M-U...
	11:23am efd: Send your emails/PDFs to helpus@wfmu.org - thank you!
	11:23am DJ Guin: ANY listener can email and weigh in on the situation -- just ixnay on the social media
	11:24am Lixiviated Life: They report to the State of NJ because... They gotta protect their phony-baloney jobs!
	🚽 11:24am Handy Haversack: Pasting: The city of Jersey City has asked WFMU to prove that its programming has educational value, as a condition of keeping its tax exemption. This is a serious matter to the financial health of the station. As part of this effort, we're asking our listeners to provide letters or emails explaining how and why WFMU's programming has not just entertained them, but has also provided educational value. The educational value can be related to the history and relationship between culture or ideas, or more direct value such as information about any matters of public importance. Tell us how you have gained knowledge through the time you have spent listening to WFMU. This is a serious effort to address an important disagreement WFMU is having with the city of Jersey City. Whether you are an educator, a student or merely a student of life, please help us out with a thoughtful letter or email, and please keep them to 300 words. Letters should address the City of Jersey City, and can be emailed to helpus@wfmu.org by May 28th. Thank you for your help.
	11:26am Listener Bop Monroe: Robot For Corporal Punishment™
	11:26am Bill C: Here’s a clue...review the Division of Local Government Services, in The NJ Department of Community Affairs. You may find your answer.
	11:27am brainiac: I defy anyone to listen to the Fuzzy Glove Hour and not become dumber. Let's forget to mention that in our letters.
	11:27am wendy del formaggio: @Ken: I’d like to address my letter to the relevant state employee. What’s their name and title? I’ll mention my own contribution to the educational programming (Weekly Cheese Report, Food Stuff) and my big journalism award. I hope it helps.
	11:28am pocket vito: Fucking Jersey City idiots don't know how insanely lucky they are to have something like WFMU in their town. Pathetic. Get your priorities straight, Fulop.
	11:28am Photoline: I learned that Party Girls are cute, vivacious, sometimes love a medical professional, alternate between power sources and trend towards thespian activities
	11:28am G: @brainiac: Never mention Fuzzy Glove Hour in a helpus letter. "Admission against interest" is the legal term of art there.
	11:29am Bruce S.: Yeah they were probably listening to fuzzy glove hour when serios questions arose re educational value
	🚽 11:29am Handy Haversack: Thanks for another burner, Ken! Great stuff today. Heading out with the local hound to bake in the sun. Convection-style. Later on, all your Freed Forms!
	11:30am FடீFடீ (: WFMU has provided me with so much educational value. Take for instance the Strokin' song. Everything I know about sex I learned it from that tune.
	🚽 11:31am David (in London): FMU has also helped me with my knowledge of gastrointestinal issues.
	11:32am Photoline: HEP = hydro-electric power, or it can be head-end power (in railroad terminology)
	11:32am YETI BOB: This is the first time I've ever heard a pop song mention "HEP" (high-energy physics)
	11:32am weiterso: what fofo says, and so much german culture learned...
	11:32am Hubig Pie: If this campaign fails, maybe try the house of worship angle to beat the taxman?
	11:33am YETI BOB: Photoline: oh right it could be hydroelectric. my background is in high-energy so I guess I'm biased
	11:33am The Oscar: Been busy working, but I just want the record to state that I reflexively said "YEAH!" out loud when the Candyman theme started.
	11:33am Bruce S.: what is this Expressinism?
	11:34am Okasa: All praise WFMU and the High Priest of the airwaves, Father Ken.
	🚽 11:34am PaulRobeson1920: In all seriousness, what if public schools had no music program/class?
	11:34am MD: WFMU WILL NOT BE STOPPED...I/WE HAVE LIVED WITH THESE CHALLENGES BEFORE...STAY STRONG Y'ALL!!! We must all Write...helpus@wfmu.org...!!!
	11:34am Glistener MW: Y’R A WIZR’D, ‘ARRY!!!
	11:35am weiterso: and all the math if you want to post
	11:36am DJ Guin: for later -- www.youtube.com...
	🚽 11:36am Rich in Washington: This bit reminds me how I like to go to the bric-a-brac section of Goodwill stores and wind up all the music boxes up at once.
	11:36am Ryansterlingvirtue: I had to step out. When are the letters due by?
	11:36am G: 5/28
	11:36am Ryansterlingvirtue: Thanks!
	11:37am Photoline: The lion lies down with the bedlam
	11:37am G: bed lamb?
	11:37am Treehugger: Hey Yeti Bob, you weren't an OMD fan? Our one source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free Electricity Nuclear and HEP Carbon fuels from the sea Wasted electricity
	11:38am Listener Bop Monroe: gotta head on out the door and the wifi don't extend that far. Thnx 4 another great midweek get together SMK and all. be safe and wear that fuzzy glove. takata ta-ta!
	11:39am G: That classical music locks down the 'educational' case lol
	11:39am nathan: why am i hearing classical music instead of a mashup or a lady talking about diarrhea? is this what "learning" feels like?
	11:40am zopa: Ken, are you going to make a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington style presentation with all of the letters of support carried in huge baskets and dumped on a table?
	🚽 11:41am -Ken: Yes, except that instead of baskets, I will be using lawn bags
	11:42am Marie: This has to be one of the best mashups, ever
	11:42am pocket vito: I'm too sexy for my property tax
	11:43am Pale Son: Pretty easy to put any music at all under that much vocal fry.
	🚽 11:43am David (in London): Ken, could you get the Party Girls to deliver them? No-one could resist their entreaties. As a bonus, loving relationships might even blossom afterwards.
	11:43am miniteeny: Excellent mash
	11:43am FடீFடீ (: Things i have learned thanks to WFMU (Ken's show): * How to pronounce Khlam * Not all South Korean pop music sucks * How Shitty flute enhances musical flavours (i honestly didn't know that) * Bil McClintock has a patreon page * The Senhor Testiculo GIFs have encouraged me to research about testicular cancer. * Dance humpa humpa ...and I can go on and on and on. But for lack of space I'll just stop there. Anyway, who says WFMU doesn't provide educational value?
	11:43am G: Mention that staff get paid even less than public school teachers haha -- labor of love, chariiy work
	11:43am pocket vito: In love with her mayor With definite educational tendencies
	🚽 11:43am Threemoons: I think we need more Party Girls mashups right now.
	11:44am weiterso: @fofo, porn-no! https://www.titanic-magazin.de/fileadmin/content/Postkarten/01-U1-Titel-201905-Queen-Campino.jpg
	11:44am tim from champaign (now washington): Yeah, Party Girls is very instructional. Plus Frank's instructions on how to pick up chicks. Very educational. I tried it out and the men's store before trying it officially in the ladies department. Let me tell you it works like a chillionaire!
	11:44am Bruce S.: Looking for more
	11:45am Dayffid: this is revelatory
	11:45am Stillwell Coney Islander: Ouiiiii ! Sexy Modèle !
	11:45am Lixiviated Life: I need more Television in my life
	🚽 11:46am David (in London): Tim, you are one of life's natural chillionaires.
	11:46am Bruce S.: Awesome set Ken
	11:46am Kat in Chicago: Ooh, this is the Marquee Moon cover I didn’t know I needed
	🚽 11:46am AnAnonymousParty: This isn't Jean-Luc Ponty.
	11:46am brainiac: Yes, but do chillionaires actually work?
	11:47am Hubig Pie: Kronos Kuartet kovering Television? This is high brow and nedumacational
	11:47am BLCKDGRD: When does the summer schedule release drop? Bring back Blumin! Bring back Mandl!
	11:47am drowsy: I looked through the JC property data for any orgs that might be analogous to WFMU like performance spaces, etc, but nothing stood out in the 15B or 15D designations. A straightforward path might be for Ken and Andy to create a new religion tonight. Is that on the table?
	11:47am DJ Guin: aawwwwww FUQ -- Paul Mooney died. sheeeeee-it.
	11:47am Carmichael: Chillin's hard work.
	11:48am tim from champaign (now washington): This version of Marquee Moon sounds like Johnboy went a-courtin.
	11:48am Chillionairs: We make air conditioners and other cold-y things.
	11:48am Pale Son: Ah, beautiful interpretation of that post-solo birds part.
	11:48am pocket vito: I've got a bunch of kids I'm ready to dunk in a river. Bring on the new religion!
	11:48am FடீFடீ (: weiterso, PHEW! I was so worried about the fate of that cucumber with that smiling lady.
	🚽 11:49am Ken From Hyde Park: From this morning's Wake 'n' Bake, I was educated to the fact that the moon becomes a first quarter at 3:13 PM and moves from waxing crescent phase to waxing gibbous.
	11:49am zopa: @ drowsy: If John Oliver can do it, why not FMU?
	11:49am Bruce S.: funny timfrom champaign
	11:50am tim from champaign (now washington): @brainiac - chillionaires work when they work it.
	11:50am Megaroni: Encantado con su medico
	11:50am Marie: This is like phonics, right?
	11:50am brainiac: That horse whinny gets me everytime
	🚽 11:50am AnAnonymousParty: This is an old Frank Zappa tune, right?
	11:50am Pale Son: Wow.
	🚽 11:50am Threemoons: I still say some real estate mogul is eyeing the WFMU Mothership....watch the money.
	11:51am DJ Guin: can't be Zappa. its too good.
	11:51am drowsy: YES @zopa, @threemoons I was half-kidding, but I was wondering if JC is trying to find a fit for a code that is half-baked.
	11:51am rx scabin: I am sorry if this question has been asked and answered, but is there a handy list of the "officially" educational programs on WFMU?
	11:51am Glistener MW: #NOTALLMENturnanimalfortheeroticpleasuresofwomenandmen
	11:52am Marie: On a serious note, I have learned so much about music and popular culture of all sorts, present and past, from WFMU
	11:52am Dayffid: oh Lyn Smh
	11:52am CarB: Omg NSFW
	11:52am tim from champaign (now washington): No, not Midge!!!!!!
	🚽 11:52am Threemoons: @Ken you really SHOULD found a religion and declare the Mothership Church property. Seriously, the Haredi in Rockland County declare their houses as "houses of worship" and the Hare Krishnas have been running tax-free restaurants for ages. GO FOR IT.
	11:52am renzo: Horse perfection.
	11:52am YETI BOB: @Treehugger: I didn't know Hannah Peel was covering an OMD song.
	🚽 11:53am AnAnonymousParty: Midge. Everybody just called her 'shorty'.
	11:53am Gilles Deleuze: Hey, that's not what I meant by 'becoming animal'.
	11:53am Dayffid: loved the way he said 'naked passion'
	11:53am rx scabin: WFMU has been educating me for years and years.
	11:53am pocket vito: In.... the preview..... that's...... toooo long!
	11:54am weiterso: in gernan: Peitsche der Lust
	11:54am Dayffid: I want to hear the trailer for 'Way Too Long'
	🚽 11:55am David (in London): Thanks Staysh. Utter nonsense as always. See you later groovers.
	11:55am pocket vito: Don't miss! The guy with the 40's voice..... talking sensuously...... about racy, sexual stuff!
	11:55am DJ Guin: Belated Happy Birthday to Ho Chi Minh!
	🚽 11:55am HyperDose: I learned so much! Couldn't tell you what, but thanks!
	🚽 11:56am PaulRobeson1920: Thank You WFMU!!!
	11:56am Kpx: (◠‿・)—☆
	11:56am Colin in Durham, England: People Like Us please x
	11:56am Bruce S.: Thanks for a really amazing experience ken
	11:56am FடீFடீ (: Thanks, Egg, Ken & friends! Great comments, Gifs and music as always! Till in two weeks! Remember, loosen up and BE VIVACIOUS AND CUUUTE!
	11:56am partyfinger: get Samantha to fill in please!
	11:56am hoeg: KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN
	11:57am brainiac: Thanks you all you do, Ken.
	🚽 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, SMK. Have a restful week! May be a good week for Lola, Bruce, Pony and the gang to do a fill-in? Keep those cards and letters coming!
	🚽 11:57am PaulRobeson1920: @DJ Guin thanks for those clips! Glove em!!! For later —— Paul Robeson ——> “Ho Chi Minh is Toussaint L’Ouverture of Indo-China,” Freedom (March 1954)
	11:57am Dayffid: Is this a new version?!!!
	11:57am Stanley: Thanks Ken.
	11:58am hoeg: hope you have a nice holiday
	11:58am Dayffid: just WOW
	11:58am Talking Egg: Thanks for coming to my show! You have now less than 2 minutes to leave the place.
	11:58am Androu B.: Thank You, Mr. Freedform Man. See you 2-nite on FGH! Hasta luego, Fடீ Fடீ (: ! And a pleasant day to all Freed Forms both here and abroad!
	11:58am Rachel Bo Bachel: Oh good, I was hoping the last song would be party-girl-related. Tell Ken we said have a good Stay-Cation, Ken!
	11:58am Bruce S.: everyone have a great day!
	11:58am weiterso: with the lonely housewives choir, bravo, bye!
	11:58am Stillwell Coney Islander: Thanks Ken ! Bon break !
	11:58am pocket vito: Hypnotic, yes
	11:58am Rachel Bo Bachel: Working on my WFMU is educational letter!
	11:59am Talking Egg: Time's up, folks! Get your way to the exit! NOW
	12:00pm brainiac: The hypnotic tutelage of Mrs. Gilman!
	12:03pm Avrilinmay: I just had my internet back, and upon IMMEDIATELY tuning in I find Ken is playing something actually beautiful :))) Thank yoouu! It made me feel wonderful. That brass sounded great. would have loved to listen to some more
	12:48pm Sam: Let's throw our hands up and say cha cha
	5:30pm F8TLSTK: FATALSTOCK IT IS!!!!!But still spelled F8TLSTK!

Ken: Playlist from May 19, 2021

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