WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from March 29, 2021

Listener comments!
	3:52pm solo mon: "Today's show is a rebuttal to what happened on 'The Torch Is Burning' last Friday. If you want to hear Leland and Constance's side of the story, listen in the archives." - Kornhold Collins wfmu.org...
	4:00pm Martinibomb: CHa CHa Cha!
	4:01pm Leland Meadows: Is this really happening? I need to call Mom and Hank!
	4:01pm solo mon: 1, 2 CHA CHA BOOBS
	4:01pm Ursula1000: hot chacha CHAAAAA
	4:01pm Martinibomb: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
	4:01pm Constance De Witt: Hello Kornholdt! Hi Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice!
	4:01pm Aitch: Cha cha cha
	4:01pm solo mon: I wish I had someone to brush MY hair...
	4:01pm StringOFperils: I can't handle the compost.
	4:02pm Leland Meadows: Constance, I'll be in the 2nd Den.
	4:02pm solo mon: Aitch! MB! Con Con! SOP! Le Land! ellooohay!!!
	4:02pm zzmm: i do not know the idiom of "cha cha boots"?
	4:03pm Sem: Hiya, solo/mon, cha cha heels devotees, and those on the fence.
	4:03pm zzmm: boobs!
	4:03pm HyperDose: Do the keys open the lock to a chest containing Constance and Leland's LIES?
	4:03pm Feldpausch: If I give away my keys, how am I supposed to get in myself?
	4:04pm ARB: Is this where the tinkle party is?
	4:04pm solo mon: Feld! Hyper! Ursula!! zzmm! Sem! aitch! Elllooohay!
	4:04pm Andres: Hey, solo! Greetings to Kornholdt! I was afraid I’d tuned into the wrong Cha Cha footwear based show.
	4:04pm coelacanth∅: here have my key. it's just a skeleton anyway.
	4:05pm StringOFperils: Numbah 8, numbah 8, numbah 8, numbah 8...
	4:05pm Constance De Witt: I have been told the keys can open chests, indeed!
	4:05pm ironybread: Spoiler: the key to Fuji puzzle boxes is usually found in the base of the box, and ya gotta slide the thing and then lower the thing so you can slide the other thing and then you can get it out.
	4:05pm solo mon: zzmm I just amde up the boobs one, but its good!
	4:05pm coelacanth∅: Constance then you're not wearing the chastity belt correctly.
	4:06pm solo mon: Andres! Coel! SOP ! Ironyb! Elloyhay!
	4:06pm coelacanth∅: hi solo!
	4:06pm Constance De Witt: coel you have uncovered my shameful secret to everyone in here! I'm going to hide in the 2nd den.
	4:06pm StringOFperils: I think I've got Natalie wood.
	4:06pm Leland Meadows: Constance, my chastity belt is secure as well.
	4:07pm coelacanth∅: okay i'll see you there
	4:07pm Ursula1000: I could never get into boating since I despise those floaty key chains---and that overly tanned face where your lips mesh into your face
	4:07pm Leland Meadows: I cannot do the Macho Geez Whiz Dance until my Wedding Night.
	4:07pm solo mon: Everyone cover your cloacas!
	4:08pm Martinibomb: There's only one way out of this cloacas, kids!
	4:08pm ARB: Floating key chains is the bane of my existence
	4:09pm solo mon: Macho Jism Tango
	4:09pm Andres: This Bodybuilding is gold!! Time to hit the weights!
	4:10pm solo mon: ARB!
	4:11pm Constance De Witt: Ursula, have you even seen on yt the video "Claudio le séducteur"? I believe you would enjoy, lots of tanning and boating.
	4:12pm Leland Meadows: Our poor Owl is in therapy now with our doctor.
	4:12pm Constance De Witt: A.L.!!!!
	4:12pm ARB: A.L.'s new heart sounds a.l.l. aflutter
	4:13pm solo mon: MELLOW WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT
	4:13pm spacebrother: "Owl-Girl Act" should be on a marquee. I'd pop.
	4:13pm Ursula1000: haha no Constance but it looks terrifying!
	4:14pm ARB: SEXY HELLO TIME!
	4:14pm Leland Meadows: Swan is scandalous!
	4:14pm StringOFperils: Sounds Swan key.
	4:15pm StringOFperils: How did Al hook up with Señor Wences?
	4:15pm Andres: Does DJ Babs mix cocktails at the same time as mixing the tunes? Other Babs?
	4:15pm coelacanth∅: it's like columbo! working backwards from the end
	4:15pm solo mon: Pan sexual orgy!
	4:15pm Leland Meadows: I knew that party was frightfully odd. Oh Corny, oh oh.
	4:16pm Franco Twinkie: I was in the kitchen eating ceviche. What lies did I miss?
	4:16pm solo mon: This is Rashomon plus What's Up Doc.
	4:16pm Constance De Witt: Well that explains everything! A simple quidproquo.
	4:16pm solo mon: You missed some room temp mackarel Franco.
	4:17pm Leland Meadows: I'm sure the next Con Con & AL gig will be as fine as the wine at the Candlelight Cafe.
	4:18pm Feldpausch: If I got the invitation to a time share I'm gonna be pissed
	4:18pm Franco Twinkie: Okay, so this is the gang-bang promised earlier?
	4:18pm HyperDose: @Franco Depends which simulation you're in. The deceit is slightly altered among them.
	4:18pm StringOFperils: ARe you gonna eat those dick tates?
	4:19pm Feldpants: Either way, I'm going pantsless
	4:19pm ARB: Is that a bowl of cherries?
	4:19pm coelacanth∅: i'd be careful thrusting through unknown doors if i were you
	4:19pm solo mon: If you are Porky piggin or donald duckin it I hear its half price!
	4:20pm HyperDose: Well....this maraschino moonshine is useless pours down drain
	4:20pm StringOFperils: Won't be needing that key pocket anyhooo
	4:20pm solo mon: They are decorative cherries. made from soap.
	4:21pm Scott67: G'day Solo & Swingers! ✌😎🌏❤
	4:21pm ARB: Tits on the radio?
	4:21pm Feldpantsless: I might as well be Porky Pigging from now on
	4:22pm HyperDose: Appreciate that you made them with fiberglass to add a little artificial sweetness. How did you know I was dieting?
	4:22pm spacebrother: This version I haven't heard! I think I have about 5 or 6 "hokey pokeys"
	4:22pm Franco Twinkie: Pants can be removed if it gets to steamy down there.
	4:23pm Andres: Donald Duck did have the decency to keep his hat on.
	4:23pm solo mon: OK lets check out one of these key parties!
	4:23pm Scott67: That's all a bit much before coffee! 😉
	4:23pm coelacanth∅: hey Scott!
	4:23pm solo mon: SCOTT cream in your coffee??
	4:24pm Franco Twinkie: Go down?
	4:24pm HyperDose: @Scott You know what you signed up for when you put your keys in Solo's bowl(s)!
	4:25pm Constance De Witt: Well hi Scott!
	4:25pm Leland Meadows: Oh wow, oh wow... a key!
	4:25pm Franco Twinkie: I see lots of shaving bumps.
	4:26pm solo mon: Dottie Hinkle
	4:26pm Scott67: I bet I'm the only one here who's already naked in bed! ✌😎
	4:26pm Leland Meadows: My key is seafoam.
	4:26pm coelacanth∅: just you Scott; and Bob, and Carol, and Ted and Alice
	4:27pm solo mon: The is the party you missed Le Land and Con Con. Sorry.
	4:27pm Franco Twinkie: I'm naked Scott, but I'm doing my income tax on the front porch.
	4:27pm spacebrother: Hokey Pokey Torture is my new band name.
	4:27pm Justin B.: Flagrantly obscene hokey pokeying
	4:28pm chresti: Hi solo mon and cha chas! Home from the tennis booth! Franco doesn't do no incum tax.
	4:28pm Sem: You say hokey pokey, I say okey dokey.
	4:28pm solo mon: Hole self.
	4:28pm Leland Meadows: I am only the roadie for Con & AL, the DJ duo. I fetch drinks as well.
	4:29pm coelacanth∅: if i were naked my whole self would be shaking all about
	4:29pm Scott67: Coel, that's what I named my Bedbugs. 🐞
	4:29pm Constance De Witt: I hope no one broke their hip at the time share party! Such wild music.
	4:29pm davefromtoronto: wow - come for the music - stay for the gifs!
	4:29pm Feldpantsless: So I have no pants, thus no pockets, and my keys are gone
	4:29pm Andres: Ain’t no Key party like a Florida Key!
	4:29pm StringOFperils: Tme to share.
	4:29pm HyperDose: Person? Did they just assume my species? o.O
	4:30pm Leland Meadows: Seafoam Green Group!
	4:30pm StringOFperils: The devil in Miss Hinkel
	4:30pm Scott67: Franco, I get my Accountant to do mine naked for me.
	4:30pm Franco Twinkie: For some reason I got the impression this was going to be psychodrama city. So far, no big head trips. I'm going to the snack table.
	4:30pm Leland Meadows: I'm going back to the 2nd Den now. I cannot kiss anyone else except AL and Con and Mom on the cheek.
	4:31pm HyperDose: A seafoam green 1995 Dodge Caravan, now THAT is the definition of luxury.
	4:31pm StringOFperils: Bring on the morally bankrupt DJs from the wrong end of reality.
	4:31pm Franco Twinkie: I want to see some tears shed.
	4:32pm Constance De Witt: Sharing pool noodles, that's like 3rd base
	4:32pm Feldpantsless: Oh that's what the holes in the wall are for
	4:32pm Leland Meadows: Filling small outdoor pools with tears Franco. Good for slippy waterslides as well.
	4:32pm Scott67: Chresti, that's what he tells the Neighbours he's doing. When it's just a wonder word puzzle.
	4:33pm solo mon: Pool noodles are very personal in my opinion.
	4:33pm StringOFperils: Glory be, dear let's go bag some holes.
	4:33pm Leland Meadows: This is so wonderful. Our church greeters would love this Key Party presentation.
	4:33pm Scott67: Who let Al in here?
	4:33pm Andres: Hotdog water is the champagne of boiled processed meats.
	4:34pm coelacanth∅: i need to know the origin of the pool noodles before i start eating
	4:34pm solo mon: Lets all toast a glass of hot or cold hot dog water! CHEERS!
	4:34pm StringOFperils: Hot dog water makes the best compost tea.
	4:34pm Martinibomb: Jack be nimble jack be quick
	4:34pm Franco Twinkie: Sitting on pool noodles sans culottes can be invigoration or irritating.
	4:34pm Constance De Witt: I wonder if ARB has ever eaten pool noodles, she like to try stuff
	4:34pm Martinibomb: Whistle solo - hit it!
	4:34pm Andres: Cheers!
	4:35pm solo mon: Human ARBy
	4:35pm Leland Meadows: I know, drinking a cup of hot, hot dog water tea at this moment with 2 lumps of vienna sausages.
	4:35pm Scott67: It's a cold morning here, so Porky Piggin it to turn on the espresso machine. If not the neighbours. 👕
	4:35pm solo mon: Seafoam! seafoam group to the bean bag toss!
	4:35pm Leland Meadows: Yayyyyyy
	4:36pm Constance De Witt: Some aqua key holders might be sneaky and try to join the seafoam group
	4:36pm solo mon: First come first tossed.
	4:37pm solo mon: Dottie Hinkle loves activity dances.
	4:37pm StringOFperils: oh man, I have this LP
	4:38pm spacebrother: Nice lyrics! Was this originally composed by Bent Fabric?
	4:38pm Leland Meadows: So Safe. So Sanitized. I have let down my guard and I'm doing it. I'm doing the Alley Cat. Look at me papa, I'm a man!
	4:38pm solo mon: Dottie Hinkle is a professional color coder, she has her pantone book out in case her eyes fail.
	4:39pm Franco Twinkie: What are Dotties feelings about lavender scented toilet paper?
	4:39pm Andres: There is also the lesser hot dog water, a la cucumber water, with thin slices of wiener floating in still water.
	4:39pm Martinibomb: This and the Benji Theme song are the most genius songs of the 20th century.
	4:39pm solo mon: LELE and CONCON, sorry you got sent to the wrong party. You would have been perfect for this one. DARNIT.
	4:39pm davefromtoronto: gross - i had hot dogs for lunch and took note of the gross water...
	4:39pm Constance De Witt: There's also soy sauce flavored hot dog water!
	4:39pm Feldpantsless: Dottie can afford a Pantone book? Must be old-money
	4:40pm Constance De Witt: lol @ Pants off pantone Feld
	4:41pm Leland Meadows: Oh no! Heavens!
	4:41pm Andres: YES!!!
	4:41pm solo mon: so many velcro reveals!
	4:41pm ARB: Was I supposed to drop my drawers or my jaw?
	4:42pm WR: oh, me too me too me too. I'm not too late am I?
	4:42pm Scott67: I take HD water with a dash of Sriracha.
	4:42pm HyperDose: WE HAVE ARRIVED! im3.ezgif.com...
	4:42pm zzmm: urge to punch Elliott Gould's smirk face
	4:42pm solo mon: WR! this Florida key party has gone south.
	4:43pm coelacanth∅: i'm singing peanut butter jelly time to this
	4:43pm Martinibomb: Somebody puhlease update Alley Cat Dance to Orleans Bounce style
	4:43pm solo mon: zzmm ultimate revenge he's dead.
	4:44pm WR: dirty south or crunk or chopped & slow, so many choices.
	4:44pm solo mon: I love how confusing this playlist must be without context.
	4:46pm Constance De Witt: Lots of stds in The Villages
	4:47pm Feldpantsless: Oh I hear more of those people with the brain freeze moaning
	4:47pm Scott67: But is there a complimentary Buffet??
	4:47pm Franco Twinkie: That sounded like a film crew on location.
	4:48pm Scott67: One sided conversation?
	4:48pm solo mon: Perspectives!!!!
	4:49pm HyperDose: That was me. Put a little blue slushie in my schnapps.
	4:50pm Leland Meadows: Yes yes yes yes
	4:50pm Franco Twinkie: Shit, blood and a complimentary mint on your pillow.
	4:50pm StringOFperils: DJ Babs. So fucking hilarious. HA ha ha hah oh man
	4:51pm Leland Meadows: I made a boo boo babs
	4:51pm Wacky Cloacasy: I would like an NFT of this show
	4:51pm Constance De Witt: I'm taking your order, Babs!
	4:51pm StringOFperils: Cloaca Covers. THE next DJ Premium.
	4:52pm coelacanth∅: the catalogue i just received in the mail has chastity cloaca covers. you need a key.
	4:53pm Scott67: How is this over already??
	4:53pm Franco Twinkie: Wipe your ass on the bedspread and then throw it off the balcony.
	4:53pm Leland Meadows: Thank you Babs and Cornhole. I will pray for the both of you.
	4:53pm solo mon: WELL now know KNOW???
	4:53pm StringOFperils: Cloaca and tumblers go together
	4:53pm HyperDose: I'm not getting my key back, am I? Down to the basement of the timeshare I go.
	4:53pm ARB: I will never wear this keyhole sweater again. Not even with a sailor hat and no pants!
	4:53pm WR: Wikipedia says kloh-AY-kə. i don't remember how my biology teacher pronounced it. i do remember he didn't provide covers.
	4:54pm coelacanth∅: ARB you're a sadist
	4:54pm Feldpantsless: Didn't know it was a metaphor. I took my pants off and obsessed over the key logistics way too long
	4:54pm solo mon: LOL oh I've been saying it all wrong! SORRY chickens :-0
	4:54pm StringOFperils: Cloaca? Say, "Ah"
	4:55pm Scott67: Anyone mind if I take this leftover HD Water home?
	4:55pm zzmm: thank you. i am calming down.
	4:55pm solo mon: nesting habits.
	4:55pm Constance De Witt: It's all my fault for influencing you with my French pronounciation!
	4:55pm StringOFperils: I think I broke out in a rashomon
	4:55pm coelacanth∅: trying to recall how David Attenborough said it
	4:56pm solo mon: lets just have a SEXY MELLOW moment.
	4:56pm Aitch: Hot dogs best cooked with bong-water
	4:56pm Feldpantsless: I bought the off-brand "HD 'Flavored' water" what a gyp
	4:56pm Scott67: I think I'm going to join an Aviary.
	4:56pm solo mon: I know neverything i didn't want to know.
	4:56pm Constance De Witt: I will probably need another job from Korny to pay for my therapies.
	4:56pm WR: cornhole collins can do no wrong.
	4:56pm StringOFperils: Play some Bongweiner
	4:56pm HyperDose: @Feldpantsless That off-brand was the best ear candy of the millennium!
	4:57pm davefromtoronto: pat barrington 7 from the bottom...
	4:57pm Franco Twinkie: Why do I itch down there?
	4:57pm solo mon: Chaos isn't fun Con Con, but it does make a GREAT story.
	4:57pm Ursula1000: thank u Cornhole---I'm a changed man
	4:58pm solo mon: yes davefromtoronto Pat B! She was in Mondo Topless tooo!
	4:58pm Scott67: What a Dynamic Duo you brought us Solo! Thanks for the therapies! ✌😎🌏❤
	4:58pm StringOFperils: Dear Cornhole, why does it hurt when I key? ...signed Flared and Time-Shared
	4:58pm Leland Meadows: My Seafoam group is so super. They will all be attending a masterclass in romance this Friday evening where love ambers burn bright. Solo, bring Babs.
	4:59pm Constance De Witt: That's right, Korny, you definitely need some ROMANCE training.
	4:59pm Franco Twinkie: Piss in my corn flakes and I'll love you forever.
	5:00pm Andres: Hotdog water would go well with dinner but all I’ve got is these sausages.
	5:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Kornholdt!
	5:00pm StringOFperils: Now Now Now Now Now
	5:00pm Leland Meadows: Please send back our Owl now. Bubbles the cat misses AL.
	5:01pm chresti: Thanks solo mon and korn holdt and Babs!
	5:01pm Leland Meadows: I don't understand anything that happened today. I think I need to drink more hot dog water.
	5:01pm Constance De Witt: make sure that Babs wipes her cheeks
	5:01pm Feldpantsless: If you're giving a time-share presentation and you're nervous, just picture everyone pantsless
	5:01pm solo mon: Happy International CloAYca DAY!
	5:02pm HyperDose: Thank you solo. Hold the kraut next time!
	5:02pm Andres: Thank you, solo!!! So great!!!
	5:02pm Constance De Witt: clo-YAY-ca
	5:03pm Feldpantsless: Solo, thanks for the mammories
	5:03pm solo mon: Happy International Hot Dog water awareness day!
	5:04pm WR: thank you thank you again and again and again, please.

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from March 29, 2021

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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March 29, 2021: Cha Cha Heels Episode 17 : KORNHOLDT'S KEY PARTY

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Pharoahs	Take the Key and Open Up My Heart	0:03:32 (Pop-up)
Orchester Werner Müller	Bodybuilding	0:06:47 (Pop-up)
Elaine Delmar	Sneakin’ Up On You	0:14:46 (Pop-up)
Snails	When I Met You "When I Met You" by "Snails"	0:18:52 (Pop-up)
B. Goode & Band	Hokey Pokey Rock "Hokey Pokey Rock" by "B. Goode & Band"	0:20:59 (Pop-up)
Betty Harris & Jack Arthur	The Hokey Pokey	0:26:19 (Pop-up)
Chubby Checker	Limbo Rock "Limbo Rock" by "Chubby Checker"	0:32:15 (Pop-up)
Bent Fabric	Alley Cat Dance "Alley Cat Dance" by "Bent Fabric"	0:36:53 (Pop-up)
Big Freedia	Get Duffy "Get Duffy" by "Big Freedia"	0:40:50 (Pop-up)
The Enchanters	On a Little Island	0:51:52 (Pop-up)
The Martinis	Key Chain "Key Chain" by "The Martinis"	0:55:25 (Pop-up)
The Riveras	Church Key Part 2 "Church Key Part 2" by "The Riveras"	0:58:39 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	3:52pm solo mon: "Today's show is a rebuttal to what happened on 'The Torch Is Burning' last Friday. If you want to hear Leland and Constance's side of the story, listen in the archives." - Kornhold Collins wfmu.org...
	4:00pm Martinibomb: CHa CHa Cha!
	4:01pm Leland Meadows: Is this really happening? I need to call Mom and Hank!
	4:01pm solo mon: 1, 2 CHA CHA BOOBS
	4:01pm Ursula1000: hot chacha CHAAAAA
	4:01pm Martinibomb: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
	4:01pm Constance De Witt: Hello Kornholdt! Hi Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice!
	4:01pm Aitch: Cha cha cha
	4:01pm solo mon: I wish I had someone to brush MY hair...
	4:01pm StringOFperils: I can't handle the compost.
	4:02pm Leland Meadows: Constance, I'll be in the 2nd Den.
	4:02pm solo mon: Aitch! MB! Con Con! SOP! Le Land! ellooohay!!!
	4:02pm zzmm: i do not know the idiom of "cha cha boots"?
	4:03pm Sem: Hiya, solo/mon, cha cha heels devotees, and those on the fence.
	4:03pm zzmm: boobs!
	4:03pm HyperDose: Do the keys open the lock to a chest containing Constance and Leland's LIES?
	4:03pm Feldpausch: If I give away my keys, how am I supposed to get in myself?
	4:04pm ARB: Is this where the tinkle party is?
	4:04pm solo mon: Feld! Hyper! Ursula!! zzmm! Sem! aitch! Elllooohay!
	4:04pm Andres: Hey, solo! Greetings to Kornholdt! I was afraid I’d tuned into the wrong Cha Cha footwear based show.
	4:04pm coelacanth∅: here have my key. it's just a skeleton anyway.
	4:05pm StringOFperils: Numbah 8, numbah 8, numbah 8, numbah 8...
	4:05pm Constance De Witt: I have been told the keys can open chests, indeed!
	4:05pm ironybread: Spoiler: the key to Fuji puzzle boxes is usually found in the base of the box, and ya gotta slide the thing and then lower the thing so you can slide the other thing and then you can get it out.
	4:05pm solo mon: zzmm I just amde up the boobs one, but its good!
	4:05pm coelacanth∅: Constance then you're not wearing the chastity belt correctly.
	4:06pm solo mon: Andres! Coel! SOP ! Ironyb! Elloyhay!
	4:06pm coelacanth∅: hi solo!
	4:06pm Constance De Witt: coel you have uncovered my shameful secret to everyone in here! I'm going to hide in the 2nd den.
	4:06pm StringOFperils: I think I've got Natalie wood.
	4:06pm Leland Meadows: Constance, my chastity belt is secure as well.
	4:07pm coelacanth∅: okay i'll see you there
	4:07pm Ursula1000: I could never get into boating since I despise those floaty key chains---and that overly tanned face where your lips mesh into your face
	4:07pm Leland Meadows: I cannot do the Macho Geez Whiz Dance until my Wedding Night.
	4:07pm solo mon: Everyone cover your cloacas!
	4:08pm Martinibomb: There's only one way out of this cloacas, kids!
	4:08pm ARB: Floating key chains is the bane of my existence
	4:09pm solo mon: Macho Jism Tango
	4:09pm Andres: This Bodybuilding is gold!! Time to hit the weights!
	4:10pm solo mon: ARB!
	4:11pm Constance De Witt: Ursula, have you even seen on yt the video "Claudio le séducteur"? I believe you would enjoy, lots of tanning and boating.
	4:12pm Leland Meadows: Our poor Owl is in therapy now with our doctor.
	4:12pm Constance De Witt: A.L.!!!!
	4:12pm ARB: A.L.'s new heart sounds a.l.l. aflutter
	4:13pm solo mon: MELLOW WHOLESOME ENTERTAINMENT
	4:13pm spacebrother: "Owl-Girl Act" should be on a marquee. I'd pop.
	4:13pm Ursula1000: haha no Constance but it looks terrifying!
	4:14pm ARB: SEXY HELLO TIME!
	4:14pm Leland Meadows: Swan is scandalous!
	4:14pm StringOFperils: Sounds Swan key.
	4:15pm StringOFperils: How did Al hook up with Señor Wences?
	4:15pm Andres: Does DJ Babs mix cocktails at the same time as mixing the tunes? Other Babs?
	4:15pm coelacanth∅: it's like columbo! working backwards from the end
	4:15pm solo mon: Pan sexual orgy!
	4:15pm Leland Meadows: I knew that party was frightfully odd. Oh Corny, oh oh.
	4:16pm Franco Twinkie: I was in the kitchen eating ceviche. What lies did I miss?
	4:16pm solo mon: This is Rashomon plus What's Up Doc.
	4:16pm Constance De Witt: Well that explains everything! A simple quidproquo.
	4:16pm solo mon: You missed some room temp mackarel Franco.
	4:17pm Leland Meadows: I'm sure the next Con Con & AL gig will be as fine as the wine at the Candlelight Cafe.
	4:18pm Feldpausch: If I got the invitation to a time share I'm gonna be pissed
	4:18pm Franco Twinkie: Okay, so this is the gang-bang promised earlier?
	4:18pm HyperDose: @Franco Depends which simulation you're in. The deceit is slightly altered among them.
	4:18pm StringOFperils: ARe you gonna eat those dick tates?
	4:19pm Feldpants: Either way, I'm going pantsless
	4:19pm ARB: Is that a bowl of cherries?
	4:19pm coelacanth∅: i'd be careful thrusting through unknown doors if i were you
	4:19pm solo mon: If you are Porky piggin or donald duckin it I hear its half price!
	4:20pm HyperDose: Well....this maraschino moonshine is useless pours down drain
	4:20pm StringOFperils: Won't be needing that key pocket anyhooo
	4:20pm solo mon: They are decorative cherries. made from soap.
	4:21pm Scott67: G'day Solo & Swingers! ✌😎🌏❤
	4:21pm ARB: Tits on the radio?
	4:21pm Feldpantsless: I might as well be Porky Pigging from now on
	4:22pm HyperDose: Appreciate that you made them with fiberglass to add a little artificial sweetness. How did you know I was dieting?
	4:22pm spacebrother: This version I haven't heard! I think I have about 5 or 6 "hokey pokeys"
	4:22pm Franco Twinkie: Pants can be removed if it gets to steamy down there.
	4:23pm Andres: Donald Duck did have the decency to keep his hat on.
	4:23pm solo mon: OK lets check out one of these key parties!
	4:23pm Scott67: That's all a bit much before coffee! 😉
	4:23pm coelacanth∅: hey Scott!
	4:23pm solo mon: SCOTT cream in your coffee??
	4:24pm Franco Twinkie: Go down?
	4:24pm HyperDose: @Scott You know what you signed up for when you put your keys in Solo's bowl(s)!
	4:25pm Constance De Witt: Well hi Scott!
	4:25pm Leland Meadows: Oh wow, oh wow... a key!
	4:25pm Franco Twinkie: I see lots of shaving bumps.
	4:26pm solo mon: Dottie Hinkle
	4:26pm Scott67: I bet I'm the only one here who's already naked in bed! ✌😎
	4:26pm Leland Meadows: My key is seafoam.
	4:26pm coelacanth∅: just you Scott; and Bob, and Carol, and Ted and Alice
	4:27pm solo mon: The is the party you missed Le Land and Con Con. Sorry.
	4:27pm Franco Twinkie: I'm naked Scott, but I'm doing my income tax on the front porch.
	4:27pm spacebrother: Hokey Pokey Torture is my new band name.
	4:27pm Justin B.: Flagrantly obscene hokey pokeying
	4:28pm chresti: Hi solo mon and cha chas! Home from the tennis booth! Franco doesn't do no incum tax.
	4:28pm Sem: You say hokey pokey, I say okey dokey.
	4:28pm solo mon: Hole self.
	4:28pm Leland Meadows: I am only the roadie for Con & AL, the DJ duo. I fetch drinks as well.
	4:29pm coelacanth∅: if i were naked my whole self would be shaking all about
	4:29pm Scott67: Coel, that's what I named my Bedbugs. 🐞
	4:29pm Constance De Witt: I hope no one broke their hip at the time share party! Such wild music.
	4:29pm davefromtoronto: wow - come for the music - stay for the gifs!
	4:29pm Feldpantsless: So I have no pants, thus no pockets, and my keys are gone
	4:29pm Andres: Ain’t no Key party like a Florida Key!
	4:29pm StringOFperils: Tme to share.
	4:29pm HyperDose: Person? Did they just assume my species? o.O
	4:30pm Leland Meadows: Seafoam Green Group!
	4:30pm StringOFperils: The devil in Miss Hinkel
	4:30pm Scott67: Franco, I get my Accountant to do mine naked for me.
	4:30pm Franco Twinkie: For some reason I got the impression this was going to be psychodrama city. So far, no big head trips. I'm going to the snack table.
	4:30pm Leland Meadows: I'm going back to the 2nd Den now. I cannot kiss anyone else except AL and Con and Mom on the cheek.
	4:31pm HyperDose: A seafoam green 1995 Dodge Caravan, now THAT is the definition of luxury.
	4:31pm StringOFperils: Bring on the morally bankrupt DJs from the wrong end of reality.
	4:31pm Franco Twinkie: I want to see some tears shed.
	4:32pm Constance De Witt: Sharing pool noodles, that's like 3rd base
	4:32pm Feldpantsless: Oh that's what the holes in the wall are for
	4:32pm Leland Meadows: Filling small outdoor pools with tears Franco. Good for slippy waterslides as well.
	4:32pm Scott67: Chresti, that's what he tells the Neighbours he's doing. When it's just a wonder word puzzle.
	4:33pm solo mon: Pool noodles are very personal in my opinion.
	4:33pm StringOFperils: Glory be, dear let's go bag some holes.
	4:33pm Leland Meadows: This is so wonderful. Our church greeters would love this Key Party presentation.
	4:33pm Scott67: Who let Al in here?
	4:33pm Andres: Hotdog water is the champagne of boiled processed meats.
	4:34pm coelacanth∅: i need to know the origin of the pool noodles before i start eating
	4:34pm solo mon: Lets all toast a glass of hot or cold hot dog water! CHEERS!
	4:34pm StringOFperils: Hot dog water makes the best compost tea.
	4:34pm Martinibomb: Jack be nimble jack be quick
	4:34pm Franco Twinkie: Sitting on pool noodles sans culottes can be invigoration or irritating.
	4:34pm Constance De Witt: I wonder if ARB has ever eaten pool noodles, she like to try stuff
	4:34pm Martinibomb: Whistle solo - hit it!
	4:34pm Andres: Cheers!
	4:35pm solo mon: Human ARBy
	4:35pm Leland Meadows: I know, drinking a cup of hot, hot dog water tea at this moment with 2 lumps of vienna sausages.
	4:35pm Scott67: It's a cold morning here, so Porky Piggin it to turn on the espresso machine. If not the neighbours. 👕
	4:35pm solo mon: Seafoam! seafoam group to the bean bag toss!
	4:35pm Leland Meadows: Yayyyyyy
	4:36pm Constance De Witt: Some aqua key holders might be sneaky and try to join the seafoam group
	4:36pm solo mon: First come first tossed.
	4:37pm solo mon: Dottie Hinkle loves activity dances.
	4:37pm StringOFperils: oh man, I have this LP
	4:38pm spacebrother: Nice lyrics! Was this originally composed by Bent Fabric?
	4:38pm Leland Meadows: So Safe. So Sanitized. I have let down my guard and I'm doing it. I'm doing the Alley Cat. Look at me papa, I'm a man!
	4:38pm solo mon: Dottie Hinkle is a professional color coder, she has her pantone book out in case her eyes fail.
	4:39pm Franco Twinkie: What are Dotties feelings about lavender scented toilet paper?
	4:39pm Andres: There is also the lesser hot dog water, a la cucumber water, with thin slices of wiener floating in still water.
	4:39pm Martinibomb: This and the Benji Theme song are the most genius songs of the 20th century.
	4:39pm solo mon: LELE and CONCON, sorry you got sent to the wrong party. You would have been perfect for this one. DARNIT.
	4:39pm davefromtoronto: gross - i had hot dogs for lunch and took note of the gross water...
	4:39pm Constance De Witt: There's also soy sauce flavored hot dog water!
	4:39pm Feldpantsless: Dottie can afford a Pantone book? Must be old-money
	4:40pm Constance De Witt: lol @ Pants off pantone Feld
	4:41pm Leland Meadows: Oh no! Heavens!
	4:41pm Andres: YES!!!
	4:41pm solo mon: so many velcro reveals!
	4:41pm ARB: Was I supposed to drop my drawers or my jaw?
	4:42pm WR: oh, me too me too me too. I'm not too late am I?
	4:42pm Scott67: I take HD water with a dash of Sriracha.
	4:42pm HyperDose: WE HAVE ARRIVED! im3.ezgif.com...
	4:42pm zzmm: urge to punch Elliott Gould's smirk face
	4:42pm solo mon: WR! this Florida key party has gone south.
	4:43pm coelacanth∅: i'm singing peanut butter jelly time to this
	4:43pm Martinibomb: Somebody puhlease update Alley Cat Dance to Orleans Bounce style
	4:43pm solo mon: zzmm ultimate revenge he's dead.
	4:44pm WR: dirty south or crunk or chopped & slow, so many choices.
	4:44pm solo mon: I love how confusing this playlist must be without context.
	4:46pm Constance De Witt: Lots of stds in The Villages
	4:47pm Feldpantsless: Oh I hear more of those people with the brain freeze moaning
	4:47pm Scott67: But is there a complimentary Buffet??
	4:47pm Franco Twinkie: That sounded like a film crew on location.
	4:48pm Scott67: One sided conversation?
	4:48pm solo mon: Perspectives!!!!
	4:49pm HyperDose: That was me. Put a little blue slushie in my schnapps.
	4:50pm Leland Meadows: Yes yes yes yes
	4:50pm Franco Twinkie: Shit, blood and a complimentary mint on your pillow.
	4:50pm StringOFperils: DJ Babs. So fucking hilarious. HA ha ha hah oh man
	4:51pm Leland Meadows: I made a boo boo babs
	4:51pm Wacky Cloacasy: I would like an NFT of this show
	4:51pm Constance De Witt: I'm taking your order, Babs!
	4:51pm StringOFperils: Cloaca Covers. THE next DJ Premium.
	4:52pm coelacanth∅: the catalogue i just received in the mail has chastity cloaca covers. you need a key.
	4:53pm Scott67: How is this over already??
	4:53pm Franco Twinkie: Wipe your ass on the bedspread and then throw it off the balcony.
	4:53pm Leland Meadows: Thank you Babs and Cornhole. I will pray for the both of you.
	4:53pm solo mon: WELL now know KNOW???
	4:53pm StringOFperils: Cloaca and tumblers go together
	4:53pm HyperDose: I'm not getting my key back, am I? Down to the basement of the timeshare I go.
	4:53pm ARB: I will never wear this keyhole sweater again. Not even with a sailor hat and no pants!
	4:53pm WR: Wikipedia says kloh-AY-kə. i don't remember how my biology teacher pronounced it. i do remember he didn't provide covers.
	4:54pm coelacanth∅: ARB you're a sadist
	4:54pm Feldpantsless: Didn't know it was a metaphor. I took my pants off and obsessed over the key logistics way too long
	4:54pm solo mon: LOL oh I've been saying it all wrong! SORRY chickens :-0
	4:54pm StringOFperils: Cloaca? Say, "Ah"
	4:55pm Scott67: Anyone mind if I take this leftover HD Water home?
	4:55pm zzmm: thank you. i am calming down.
	4:55pm solo mon: nesting habits.
	4:55pm Constance De Witt: It's all my fault for influencing you with my French pronounciation!
	4:55pm StringOFperils: I think I broke out in a rashomon
	4:55pm coelacanth∅: trying to recall how David Attenborough said it
	4:56pm solo mon: lets just have a SEXY MELLOW moment.
	4:56pm Aitch: Hot dogs best cooked with bong-water
	4:56pm Feldpantsless: I bought the off-brand "HD 'Flavored' water" what a gyp
	4:56pm Scott67: I think I'm going to join an Aviary.
	4:56pm solo mon: I know neverything i didn't want to know.
	4:56pm Constance De Witt: I will probably need another job from Korny to pay for my therapies.
	4:56pm WR: cornhole collins can do no wrong.
	4:56pm StringOFperils: Play some Bongweiner
	4:56pm HyperDose: @Feldpantsless That off-brand was the best ear candy of the millennium!
	4:57pm davefromtoronto: pat barrington 7 from the bottom...
	4:57pm Franco Twinkie: Why do I itch down there?
	4:57pm solo mon: Chaos isn't fun Con Con, but it does make a GREAT story.
	4:57pm Ursula1000: thank u Cornhole---I'm a changed man
	4:58pm solo mon: yes davefromtoronto Pat B! She was in Mondo Topless tooo!
	4:58pm Scott67: What a Dynamic Duo you brought us Solo! Thanks for the therapies! ✌😎🌏❤
	4:58pm StringOFperils: Dear Cornhole, why does it hurt when I key? ...signed Flared and Time-Shared
	4:58pm Leland Meadows: My Seafoam group is so super. They will all be attending a masterclass in romance this Friday evening where love ambers burn bright. Solo, bring Babs.
	4:59pm Constance De Witt: That's right, Korny, you definitely need some ROMANCE training.
	4:59pm Franco Twinkie: Piss in my corn flakes and I'll love you forever.
	5:00pm Andres: Hotdog water would go well with dinner but all I’ve got is these sausages.
	5:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Kornholdt!
	5:00pm StringOFperils: Now Now Now Now Now
	5:00pm Leland Meadows: Please send back our Owl now. Bubbles the cat misses AL.
	5:01pm chresti: Thanks solo mon and korn holdt and Babs!
	5:01pm Leland Meadows: I don't understand anything that happened today. I think I need to drink more hot dog water.
	5:01pm Constance De Witt: make sure that Babs wipes her cheeks
	5:01pm Feldpantsless: If you're giving a time-share presentation and you're nervous, just picture everyone pantsless
	5:01pm solo mon: Happy International CloAYca DAY!
	5:02pm HyperDose: Thank you solo. Hold the kraut next time!
	5:02pm Andres: Thank you, solo!!! So great!!!
	5:02pm Constance De Witt: clo-YAY-ca
	5:03pm Feldpantsless: Solo, thanks for the mammories
	5:03pm solo mon: Happy International Hot Dog water awareness day!
	5:04pm WR: thank you thank you again and again and again, please.

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from March 29, 2021

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