WFMU: Smiling In Stereo with Bergey: Playlist from March 28, 2021

Listener comments!
	10:02pm chresti: Hi Bergey and smiley show!
	10:02pm B R M: hello all... ready to unwind
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: greetings Bergey and all
	10:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hello, Bergey and grinning group.
	10:06pm Carmichael: Well ok, heya Bergey and all, after a wild March Madness game.
	10:07pm Bergey: Hello Coela BRM Chresti Ken and Carmichael
	10:08pm mariano: Hey Bergey, Crew, everyone! Been out all day, missed my Sunday FMU. Happy Passover to anyone who celebrates!
	10:12pm chresti: And Palm Sunday, the rolling chick reminded me. mariano.
	10:15pm Carmichael: Is thus Paula Poundstone?
	10:15pm chresti: *Oh, I see it's a duck with my glasses on.
	10:16pm Bergey: Howdy Mariano, happy passover!
	10:17pm grtyvr: Alan tutorial
	10:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: ASCII art skull .. nice!
	10:19pm Bergey: yes grtyvr!
	10:21pm coelacanth∅: mariano i said enjoy your seder to dr.j earlier, knowing what a seder is but not remembering the reason for it; so thanks for filling in the blank - and happy to you, if you celebrate it
	10:24pm Robm: So is this show st the magic factory or not?
	10:26pm Scott67: G'day Bergey & Smilers! ✌😎🌏🌞
	10:26pm WR: That Alan Resnick alantutorial is very striking. thank you for presenting it. it is marvelous.
	10:28pm coelacanth∅: i need to cut out sugar - amongst other things
	10:28pm Cooh John: How to be a better person? There is a YouTube video for that.
	10:28pm coelacanth∅: howdy Scott
	10:30pm Franco Twinkie: It sound to me like you've got a textbook case of Spring fever, Bergey.
	10:32pm JBoogie: loooooove DDS
	10:32pm Bergey: Still remote Rob. You might be right Franco haha
	10:32pm mariano: Hey coela! I'm actually a (non/never-practicing) Catholic boy, but when I lived in NYC I went to quite a few Seders at friends' places.
	10:32pm Scott67: G'day coel! ✌😎
	10:34pm chresti: Well I've heard exercise leads to well being. That and cutting out sugar.
	10:34pm coelacanth∅: i once asked someone who'd just proclaimed to be this other person's "life coach", so who's your life coach? and she said "i've done my work!" (and i never called her again) . . . she could use a video on how to be a better person.
	10:35pm JBoogie: the entirety of the self help racket is a scam. all of it.
	10:36pm JBoogie: Eckhart Tolle is possibly Satan himself
	10:36pm Cooh John: H'llo, Scott67, mariano, chresti, coelacanthø, and all the rest of the stereophiles. Thanks for bipolar assault on our ears, Bergey.
	10:36pm Tyler: My son wants to know what that you tube tutorial sample was
	10:36pm Scott67: G'day Cooh.J! ✌😎
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Bergey, I know I over did it today - shooting video in the hot sun, yard work and yes, imagining myself making big changes. I came home and slept for over two hour. I thought it was Monday morning when I woke up.
	10:37pm chresti: Hi Cooh John.
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: mariano, me too. some attempt was made on me until about the age of 5; but even before that i thought what they were telling me was suspect.
	10:38pm Bergey: Tyler it was this video in particular: www.youtube.com...
	10:38pm coelacanth∅: hey Cooh J
	10:38pm Robm: @Bergy oh well maybe someday soon
	10:38pm Carmichael: Heya Mariano, lapsed catholic here. Born in Ireland . It’s a political party, no bones about it.
	10:38pm Scott67: Franco, it is Monday, afternoon now in fact! 👍😎🌏🌞
	10:40pm Carmichael: HA HA, Scott for the win!
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: When I was little and went to church, they would give us palm fronds today. I loved having palm fronds in my bedroom. Now would someone please tell me what the hell that's all about?
	10:40pm coelacanth∅: (and mariano i'd assumed that you were of catholic background because of your ancestry ...which i don't accurately remember now... but one never knows, based on that)
	10:41pm Bergey: its so easy to over do Franco! even a day spent spinning wheels is better than staying in place :)
	10:42pm chresti: I'm a lapsed Episcopalian.
	10:43pm Cooh John: Another ex-catholic here. I now identify as an open-minded free-thinker.
	10:44pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti would ditch church and go have a coke at the gas station.
	10:44pm Scott67: I'm a practicing alcoholic. I will perfect it one day! 🍺😎
	10:44pm chresti: Franco speaks the truth.
	10:44pm Franco Twinkie: Haha!
	10:45pm Phillippe Bastille: This Alaska Reid is nice
	10:45pm Cabbage: evening all, loving this show. don't think i've ever tuned in before
	10:45pm Carmichael: I heard a joke that I don’t fully understand/appreciate: what’s the difference between a Lutheran and an Episcopalian? The Episcopalian will say hello to you in a liquor store.
	10:46pm Carmichael: This is the autotune portion of the show.
	10:47pm Franco Twinkie: Hi Cabbage. This afternoon I saw a carboard crate the said MR. X Cabbage.
	10:47pm chresti: Well in spite of or because of your anguish, you are providing us with a nice set, Bergey.
	10:47pm Scott67: Guessing Lutherans aren't supposed to drink, so don't wanna be recognized.
	10:48pm Cabbage: I think that was my crate Franco!
	10:48pm chresti: Carmichael, Episcopalians are like Catholics.
	10:48pm Cooh John: Listening to WFMU is my sabbath. Every day is the sabbath to me.
	10:48pm coelacanth∅: i haven't seen you in forever, Cabbage! (or maybe you're a different cabbage?)
	10:48pm Scott67: It was your X crate Cabbage!
	10:50pm coelacanth∅: my guess would be that one is more likely to admit his "sins" while the other is a hypocritical liar. (or more of one)
	10:50pm chresti: Lutherans are pretty buttoned up I guess.
	10:51pm Scott67: What a depressing song title! 🚫🍷🍕
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: I thought to myself - I should take a picture of this crate, but then got distracted by a siren. I just remembered. It might still be there.
	10:51pm chresti: Episcopalians like to party.
	10:53pm mariano: Hey, what's up, Cooh John, Carmichael! Yeah, Carm, never was much one for religion, though I can dig a nice high-church mass if they do the Renaissance music and have all the props. Always makes me feel like Michael Corleone. coela: You're right, though: anyone named Mariano is almost certainly going to be of a Catholic background, if only historically. Never been confused for a bleedin' Proddy ;)
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: Cabbage if you are the Cabbage then i think i bought some narratives via your bandcamp site
	10:54pm Franco Twinkie: Catholics like to party too, but then feel bad about it, so they go to church and get absolved - then party even harder! It's a perfect system, if you ask me.
	10:56pm Carmichael: Knock the crap out of everyone and everything, then confession will absolve you. Also legally inadmissible.
	10:56pm Scott67: There is no God but Dog! 🐾
	10:56pm coelacanth∅: hard-partyin' "catholics" (and a few actual "Christians") in our family, back in the day. i'm not so sure there was much shame afterwards!
	10:57pm Cooh John: That must be where I get it from, Franco.
	10:57pm Carmichael: That’s the dyslexic insomniac atheist, staying up all night wondering if there is a dog.
	10:58pm mariano: Scott67: I think Lutherans are known to knock a few back, the whole thing started in Germany after all. Southern Baptists aren't supposed to, but of course they do. Franco: I always liked the spiritual bureaucracy of Catholicism. Tell a lie? Ten Haily Marys. Boom. Done.
	10:58pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: @Franko Twinkle As for the palms...here goes... The timeline is all messed up because the ashes on Ash Wednesday (which already happened) are supposed to be from the Palms on Palm Sunday. Everything happened in different years, BUT it’s all celebrated in one year. The town was so excited to have Jesus coming that when he showed up they got palm fronds(?) and tossed them down in the road for him to walk on, as those sharp edged palm fronds(?) were nicer than whatever else comprised the road. Then to really make home feel welcome... they crucified him 5 days later. Then finally, in a classic Zombie move, dude rose from the dead, displayed some super strength by rolling back enormous boulder that had been blocking the cave where is loyal disciples buried him.
	10:59pm Bryant in TO: As a lapsed Catholic, there are a couple cultural bits I like to hold on to, mostly based around food and booze. I like the idea of beer as "daily bread." I forget if monks used that to rationalize drinking
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: Exactly Mariano! That was just just idle speculation. I've never felt guilty about getting totally wrecked, but always feel real bad and say I'll neve do that again.
	11:00pm tracy in LA: whiskeypalions
	11:01pm coelacanth∅: Dog. external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	11:02pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: Bryant in TO as for the brewing monks, I believe the water wasn’t always trustworthy and their patient, methodic, dutiful, mindful, practice was their focus and tribute to God. Now imagine being a teenager whose parents found them brewing beer and trying to use that rationalization.
	11:02pm James b: Lovely trip, swishyswishuyyyy
	11:02pm anne: i have been informed that bergey is cool
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: Thank you Daybreak. One less thing to google.
	11:03pm Scott67: Hah! Carmichael, forgot that joke. Nah this is an Atheist who ownes a Dog. 👍😎🐾🌞
	11:03pm hyacinth: cant wait to get my smut dropped off at my door!!!!!!!
	11:04pm hyacinth: mean AND green??!!!
	11:04pm Carmichael: @coel, that is one deep dog.
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: Makes sense Bergey. We are a tribe.
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: Carm, maybe golden retrievers seeming so damn dumb is a front
	11:06pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: No problem Franco Twinkle. I went to Catholic school from first grade to 12th grade. I was an alter server during that time as well. Roman Catholicism can drive anyone out of being a Roman Catholic. For me all it really took was being an alter server and standing up there and soaking in the theater of it all while the largely disinterested populous just soooo monotonously parroted back with the priest was telling them to say. A few years of that, and a few years of just being behind the scenes to see how the whole thing worked was enough for me. By the time I was 14 I was done. And except for some very tactical lingering indoctrination, I’ve been a happy atheist ever since. However, surprise me and I will most likely shout: Jesus!
	11:09pm Carmichael: That dog has read Kafka.
	11:10pm coelacanth∅: in the region i spent my youth the catholic schools went only through 8th grade, and from 9th onward the wildest kids, the most promiscous girls and the most violent boys had been dumped into the public school system at that point.
	11:12pm Tyler: Thanks for the you tube link! That’s the best!
	11:13pm coelacanth∅: a rational dog external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	11:13pm Carmichael: All catholic schools for me. When I went into basic training, I laughed at their dumb mind f*cking techniques.
	11:13pm Franco Twinkie: Daybreak, I was an afterschool catechism kid, and a foot dragger to boot! I made my first communion and conformation back to back. This was heaven, the class was loaded with cute girls in short skirts from the other junior high schools in the area. But having said that, I still liked to ditch every now and then and start a fire.
	11:13pm Bryant in TO: @Daybreak Yeah, I've heard that, too. Beer was a much safer bet for drinking than water, so it makes sense for practical reasons, too. As for the brewing teenager, if they were my folks, letting me brew would depend if I was any good at it. If I could provide free booze, they’d probably let it slide. Also, I'm with you on the Roman Catholicism driving you out of being an RC. At the same time, I've noticed many lapsed Catholics (myself included) get defensive when Proddy slander comes our way
	11:15pm mariano: This Catholic talk reminded of of that bit from Father Guido Sarducci, when he's suggesting that people literally pay for their sins. "Tell a lie? Ten dollars each time. Murder? That's the worst one. One hundred thousand dollars. Masturbation? I don't know... thirty five cents? Franco: My catechism for first communion was actually really fun. The nun who taught it was an absolute love, very sweet and grandmotherly. Guess we lucked out, considering some of the horror stories I've heard about nuns who are teachers.
	11:18pm Franco Twinkie: A year after I did the sacraments, I was on a football team called The Fighting Irish. This made perfect sense to me - I had adorable Irish nuns at Saint Louis of France, who would knock the crap out of you if you had the misfortune of being caught smoking behind the rectory.
	11:18pm coelacanth∅: i was threatened (many times) with being sent away to catholic school, or boarding school, or military school. in my mind and i guess my mother's the 3 were about the same
	11:22pm coelacanth∅: those dancers look like they subsist on a diet comprised solely of boysenberries
	11:24pm Bryant in TO: I wonder how much Catholic schools differ. I did K-12 at Catholic schools in Edmonton. Never had to wear a uniform, never dealt with nuns (except when I did catechism classes, prepping for First Communion), and had a high school chaplain who began morning prayers acknowledging other faiths. Makes me feel like a lesser, former Catholic
	11:25pm Carmichael: Basic training was PE class with yelling.
	11:25pm Franco Twinkie: What!?! They aren't paying you squat. Let the girl express!
	11:26pm pnx: I am usually scooping cat litter while I listen
	11:26pm madon: nice autotune on the charliXCXMVIII
	11:29pm Franco Twinkie: Pnx, I found by scrubbing the sidewalk with bleach water were the cats like to shit at my moms house, they go elsewhere. My tip for the day.
	11:30pm Bergey: ahhah, perfect pnx
	11:44pm Scott67: Nice Dog logic coel. I call my worship Sun Dog Zen. It involves sitting on my arse in the sun patting my Dog. Beer optional. 🍺✌😎🐾🌞
	11:50pm Barney Grubbs: that R.A.P. track is the first time I’ve heard Mike Ladd in awhile, and it’s nice
	11:52pm Richy4619: █▓░▓█░⍣⍟☺⊙░███░░▓
	11:52pm mariano: Hey Bergey or anyone, what city is that in the pic next to the Moodymann track?
	11:52pm Bergey: Providence, RI Mariano, A city near and dear to my heart
	11:53pm PMD: My first time listening to this whole show. Pretty amazing.
	11:55pm mariano: Ah, thanks, Bergey! Only been there a couple of times, really liked it.
	11:56pm mariano: Thank you Bergey and Crew, bye everyone.
	11:56pm Scott67: Thanks Bergey! 😎🤙🌏
	11:57pm James b: Fantastic set, little educations going on
	11:57pm WR: enlightening program for me tonight. thank you Bergey. the rest of youse guys, enjoyed the comments. laters.
	11:57pm Franco Twinkie: Good one Bergey! Now I'll be up all night zooming around the house.
	11:58pm Bergey: :) thanks for listening y'all
	12:01am coelacanth∅: Thanks Bergey! tchau animals
	12:01am Richy4619: ((((((☻))))))

Smiling In Stereo with Bergey: Playlist from March 28, 2021

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March 28, 2021:

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Artist	Track	Comments	Approx. start time
Mark Kozelek	Weed Whacker "Weed Whacker" by "Mark Kozelek"		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Alessandro Cortini	CHIAROSCURO "CHIAROSCURO" by "Alessandro Cortini"	With Alan Tutorial Interpolated	0:09:48 (Pop-up)
Chuck Person	B1 "B1" by "Chuck Person"		0:17:45 (Pop-up)
deaths dynamic shroud.wmv	난 괜찮다고 또 웃으며 / good bye		0:30:02 (Pop-up)
Sophia Kennedy	I Can See You "I Can See You" by "Sophia Kennedy"		0:36:27 (Pop-up)
Madlib	The Call "The Call" by "Madlib"		0:39:28 (Pop-up)
Alaska Reid	Mermaid Tears (A. G. Cook Dream Mix)		0:41:23 (Pop-up)
Osno1	How To Dress As Human "How To Dress As Human" by "Osno1"		0:45:38 (Pop-up)
Stevie Dinner	Card Declined For Pizza & Wine		0:47:33 (Pop-up)
D.L.I.M.C	I Hope BP Explodes "I Hope BP Explodes" by "D.L.I.M.C"		0:51:33 (Pop-up)
Uranium Club	Gods Chest "Gods Chest" by "Uranium Club"		0:53:35 (Pop-up)
D.L.I.M.C	Wicker Park "Wicker Park" by "D.L.I.M.C"		0:58:00 (Pop-up)
Enjoy	My Collection "My Collection" by "Enjoy"		1:05:40 (Pop-up)
Bill Wurtz	I'm A Princess "I'm A Princess" by "Bill Wurtz"		1:09:49 (Pop-up)
Caroline Polachek	Door "Door" by "Caroline Polachek"	With a Poem from my Girlfriend	1:13:53 (Pop-up)
Charli XCX	Spinning (Dream mix) "Spinning (Dream mix)" by "Charli XCX"		1:20:14 (Pop-up)
Roger Troutman	Emotions "Emotions" by "Roger Troutman"		1:27:13 (Pop-up)
Moodymann	Downtown "Downtown" by "Moodymann"		1:32:58 (Pop-up)
Ka	Conflicted "Conflicted" by "Ka"		1:41:23 (Pop-up)
R.A.P. Ferreira	An Idea Is A Work Of Art		1:44:43 (Pop-up)
Vegyn	Aspenz "Aspenz" by "Vegyn"		1:49:11 (Pop-up)
The Blue Nile	From Rags to Riches		1:51:28 (Pop-up)
Yung Lean	Agony "Agony" by "Yung Lean"		1:57:08 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	10:02pm chresti: Hi Bergey and smiley show!
	10:02pm B R M: hello all... ready to unwind
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: greetings Bergey and all
	10:04pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hello, Bergey and grinning group.
	10:06pm Carmichael: Well ok, heya Bergey and all, after a wild March Madness game.
	10:07pm Bergey: Hello Coela BRM Chresti Ken and Carmichael
	10:08pm mariano: Hey Bergey, Crew, everyone! Been out all day, missed my Sunday FMU. Happy Passover to anyone who celebrates!
	10:12pm chresti: And Palm Sunday, the rolling chick reminded me. mariano.
	10:15pm Carmichael: Is thus Paula Poundstone?
	10:15pm chresti: *Oh, I see it's a duck with my glasses on.
	10:16pm Bergey: Howdy Mariano, happy passover!
	10:17pm grtyvr: Alan tutorial
	10:19pm Ken From Hyde Park: ASCII art skull .. nice!
	10:19pm Bergey: yes grtyvr!
	10:21pm coelacanth∅: mariano i said enjoy your seder to dr.j earlier, knowing what a seder is but not remembering the reason for it; so thanks for filling in the blank - and happy to you, if you celebrate it
	10:24pm Robm: So is this show st the magic factory or not?
	10:26pm Scott67: G'day Bergey & Smilers! ✌😎🌏🌞
	10:26pm WR: That Alan Resnick alantutorial is very striking. thank you for presenting it. it is marvelous.
	10:28pm coelacanth∅: i need to cut out sugar - amongst other things
	10:28pm Cooh John: How to be a better person? There is a YouTube video for that.
	10:28pm coelacanth∅: howdy Scott
	10:30pm Franco Twinkie: It sound to me like you've got a textbook case of Spring fever, Bergey.
	10:32pm JBoogie: loooooove DDS
	10:32pm Bergey: Still remote Rob. You might be right Franco haha
	10:32pm mariano: Hey coela! I'm actually a (non/never-practicing) Catholic boy, but when I lived in NYC I went to quite a few Seders at friends' places.
	10:32pm Scott67: G'day coel! ✌😎
	10:34pm chresti: Well I've heard exercise leads to well being. That and cutting out sugar.
	10:34pm coelacanth∅: i once asked someone who'd just proclaimed to be this other person's "life coach", so who's your life coach? and she said "i've done my work!" (and i never called her again) . . . she could use a video on how to be a better person.
	10:35pm JBoogie: the entirety of the self help racket is a scam. all of it.
	10:36pm JBoogie: Eckhart Tolle is possibly Satan himself
	10:36pm Cooh John: H'llo, Scott67, mariano, chresti, coelacanthø, and all the rest of the stereophiles. Thanks for bipolar assault on our ears, Bergey.
	10:36pm Tyler: My son wants to know what that you tube tutorial sample was
	10:36pm Scott67: G'day Cooh.J! ✌😎
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Bergey, I know I over did it today - shooting video in the hot sun, yard work and yes, imagining myself making big changes. I came home and slept for over two hour. I thought it was Monday morning when I woke up.
	10:37pm chresti: Hi Cooh John.
	10:37pm coelacanth∅: mariano, me too. some attempt was made on me until about the age of 5; but even before that i thought what they were telling me was suspect.
	10:38pm Bergey: Tyler it was this video in particular: www.youtube.com...
	10:38pm coelacanth∅: hey Cooh J
	10:38pm Robm: @Bergy oh well maybe someday soon
	10:38pm Carmichael: Heya Mariano, lapsed catholic here. Born in Ireland . It’s a political party, no bones about it.
	10:38pm Scott67: Franco, it is Monday, afternoon now in fact! 👍😎🌏🌞
	10:40pm Carmichael: HA HA, Scott for the win!
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: When I was little and went to church, they would give us palm fronds today. I loved having palm fronds in my bedroom. Now would someone please tell me what the hell that's all about?
	10:40pm coelacanth∅: (and mariano i'd assumed that you were of catholic background because of your ancestry ...which i don't accurately remember now... but one never knows, based on that)
	10:41pm Bergey: its so easy to over do Franco! even a day spent spinning wheels is better than staying in place :)
	10:42pm chresti: I'm a lapsed Episcopalian.
	10:43pm Cooh John: Another ex-catholic here. I now identify as an open-minded free-thinker.
	10:44pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti would ditch church and go have a coke at the gas station.
	10:44pm Scott67: I'm a practicing alcoholic. I will perfect it one day! 🍺😎
	10:44pm chresti: Franco speaks the truth.
	10:44pm Franco Twinkie: Haha!
	10:45pm Phillippe Bastille: This Alaska Reid is nice
	10:45pm Cabbage: evening all, loving this show. don't think i've ever tuned in before
	10:45pm Carmichael: I heard a joke that I don’t fully understand/appreciate: what’s the difference between a Lutheran and an Episcopalian? The Episcopalian will say hello to you in a liquor store.
	10:46pm Carmichael: This is the autotune portion of the show.
	10:47pm Franco Twinkie: Hi Cabbage. This afternoon I saw a carboard crate the said MR. X Cabbage.
	10:47pm chresti: Well in spite of or because of your anguish, you are providing us with a nice set, Bergey.
	10:47pm Scott67: Guessing Lutherans aren't supposed to drink, so don't wanna be recognized.
	10:48pm Cabbage: I think that was my crate Franco!
	10:48pm chresti: Carmichael, Episcopalians are like Catholics.
	10:48pm Cooh John: Listening to WFMU is my sabbath. Every day is the sabbath to me.
	10:48pm coelacanth∅: i haven't seen you in forever, Cabbage! (or maybe you're a different cabbage?)
	10:48pm Scott67: It was your X crate Cabbage!
	10:50pm coelacanth∅: my guess would be that one is more likely to admit his "sins" while the other is a hypocritical liar. (or more of one)
	10:50pm chresti: Lutherans are pretty buttoned up I guess.
	10:51pm Scott67: What a depressing song title! 🚫🍷🍕
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: I thought to myself - I should take a picture of this crate, but then got distracted by a siren. I just remembered. It might still be there.
	10:51pm chresti: Episcopalians like to party.
	10:53pm mariano: Hey, what's up, Cooh John, Carmichael! Yeah, Carm, never was much one for religion, though I can dig a nice high-church mass if they do the Renaissance music and have all the props. Always makes me feel like Michael Corleone. coela: You're right, though: anyone named Mariano is almost certainly going to be of a Catholic background, if only historically. Never been confused for a bleedin' Proddy ;)
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: Cabbage if you are the Cabbage then i think i bought some narratives via your bandcamp site
	10:54pm Franco Twinkie: Catholics like to party too, but then feel bad about it, so they go to church and get absolved - then party even harder! It's a perfect system, if you ask me.
	10:56pm Carmichael: Knock the crap out of everyone and everything, then confession will absolve you. Also legally inadmissible.
	10:56pm Scott67: There is no God but Dog! 🐾
	10:56pm coelacanth∅: hard-partyin' "catholics" (and a few actual "Christians") in our family, back in the day. i'm not so sure there was much shame afterwards!
	10:57pm Cooh John: That must be where I get it from, Franco.
	10:57pm Carmichael: That’s the dyslexic insomniac atheist, staying up all night wondering if there is a dog.
	10:58pm mariano: Scott67: I think Lutherans are known to knock a few back, the whole thing started in Germany after all. Southern Baptists aren't supposed to, but of course they do. Franco: I always liked the spiritual bureaucracy of Catholicism. Tell a lie? Ten Haily Marys. Boom. Done.
	10:58pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: @Franko Twinkle As for the palms...here goes... The timeline is all messed up because the ashes on Ash Wednesday (which already happened) are supposed to be from the Palms on Palm Sunday. Everything happened in different years, BUT it’s all celebrated in one year. The town was so excited to have Jesus coming that when he showed up they got palm fronds(?) and tossed them down in the road for him to walk on, as those sharp edged palm fronds(?) were nicer than whatever else comprised the road. Then to really make home feel welcome... they crucified him 5 days later. Then finally, in a classic Zombie move, dude rose from the dead, displayed some super strength by rolling back enormous boulder that had been blocking the cave where is loyal disciples buried him.
	10:59pm Bryant in TO: As a lapsed Catholic, there are a couple cultural bits I like to hold on to, mostly based around food and booze. I like the idea of beer as "daily bread." I forget if monks used that to rationalize drinking
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: Exactly Mariano! That was just just idle speculation. I've never felt guilty about getting totally wrecked, but always feel real bad and say I'll neve do that again.
	11:00pm tracy in LA: whiskeypalions
	11:01pm coelacanth∅: Dog. external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	11:02pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: Bryant in TO as for the brewing monks, I believe the water wasn’t always trustworthy and their patient, methodic, dutiful, mindful, practice was their focus and tribute to God. Now imagine being a teenager whose parents found them brewing beer and trying to use that rationalization.
	11:02pm James b: Lovely trip, swishyswishuyyyy
	11:02pm anne: i have been informed that bergey is cool
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: Thank you Daybreak. One less thing to google.
	11:03pm Scott67: Hah! Carmichael, forgot that joke. Nah this is an Atheist who ownes a Dog. 👍😎🐾🌞
	11:03pm hyacinth: cant wait to get my smut dropped off at my door!!!!!!!
	11:04pm hyacinth: mean AND green??!!!
	11:04pm Carmichael: @coel, that is one deep dog.
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: Makes sense Bergey. We are a tribe.
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: Carm, maybe golden retrievers seeming so damn dumb is a front
	11:06pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: No problem Franco Twinkle. I went to Catholic school from first grade to 12th grade. I was an alter server during that time as well. Roman Catholicism can drive anyone out of being a Roman Catholic. For me all it really took was being an alter server and standing up there and soaking in the theater of it all while the largely disinterested populous just soooo monotonously parroted back with the priest was telling them to say. A few years of that, and a few years of just being behind the scenes to see how the whole thing worked was enough for me. By the time I was 14 I was done. And except for some very tactical lingering indoctrination, I’ve been a happy atheist ever since. However, surprise me and I will most likely shout: Jesus!
	11:09pm Carmichael: That dog has read Kafka.
	11:10pm coelacanth∅: in the region i spent my youth the catholic schools went only through 8th grade, and from 9th onward the wildest kids, the most promiscous girls and the most violent boys had been dumped into the public school system at that point.
	11:12pm Tyler: Thanks for the you tube link! That’s the best!
	11:13pm coelacanth∅: a rational dog external-content.duckduckgo.com...
	11:13pm Carmichael: All catholic schools for me. When I went into basic training, I laughed at their dumb mind f*cking techniques.
	11:13pm Franco Twinkie: Daybreak, I was an afterschool catechism kid, and a foot dragger to boot! I made my first communion and conformation back to back. This was heaven, the class was loaded with cute girls in short skirts from the other junior high schools in the area. But having said that, I still liked to ditch every now and then and start a fire.
	11:13pm Bryant in TO: @Daybreak Yeah, I've heard that, too. Beer was a much safer bet for drinking than water, so it makes sense for practical reasons, too. As for the brewing teenager, if they were my folks, letting me brew would depend if I was any good at it. If I could provide free booze, they’d probably let it slide. Also, I'm with you on the Roman Catholicism driving you out of being an RC. At the same time, I've noticed many lapsed Catholics (myself included) get defensive when Proddy slander comes our way
	11:15pm mariano: This Catholic talk reminded of of that bit from Father Guido Sarducci, when he's suggesting that people literally pay for their sins. "Tell a lie? Ten dollars each time. Murder? That's the worst one. One hundred thousand dollars. Masturbation? I don't know... thirty five cents? Franco: My catechism for first communion was actually really fun. The nun who taught it was an absolute love, very sweet and grandmotherly. Guess we lucked out, considering some of the horror stories I've heard about nuns who are teachers.
	11:18pm Franco Twinkie: A year after I did the sacraments, I was on a football team called The Fighting Irish. This made perfect sense to me - I had adorable Irish nuns at Saint Louis of France, who would knock the crap out of you if you had the misfortune of being caught smoking behind the rectory.
	11:18pm coelacanth∅: i was threatened (many times) with being sent away to catholic school, or boarding school, or military school. in my mind and i guess my mother's the 3 were about the same
	11:22pm coelacanth∅: those dancers look like they subsist on a diet comprised solely of boysenberries
	11:24pm Bryant in TO: I wonder how much Catholic schools differ. I did K-12 at Catholic schools in Edmonton. Never had to wear a uniform, never dealt with nuns (except when I did catechism classes, prepping for First Communion), and had a high school chaplain who began morning prayers acknowledging other faiths. Makes me feel like a lesser, former Catholic
	11:25pm Carmichael: Basic training was PE class with yelling.
	11:25pm Franco Twinkie: What!?! They aren't paying you squat. Let the girl express!
	11:26pm pnx: I am usually scooping cat litter while I listen
	11:26pm madon: nice autotune on the charliXCXMVIII
	11:29pm Franco Twinkie: Pnx, I found by scrubbing the sidewalk with bleach water were the cats like to shit at my moms house, they go elsewhere. My tip for the day.
	11:30pm Bergey: ahhah, perfect pnx
	11:44pm Scott67: Nice Dog logic coel. I call my worship Sun Dog Zen. It involves sitting on my arse in the sun patting my Dog. Beer optional. 🍺✌😎🐾🌞
	11:50pm Barney Grubbs: that R.A.P. track is the first time I’ve heard Mike Ladd in awhile, and it’s nice
	11:52pm Richy4619: █▓░▓█░⍣⍟☺⊙░███░░▓
	11:52pm mariano: Hey Bergey or anyone, what city is that in the pic next to the Moodymann track?
	11:52pm Bergey: Providence, RI Mariano, A city near and dear to my heart
	11:53pm PMD: My first time listening to this whole show. Pretty amazing.
	11:55pm mariano: Ah, thanks, Bergey! Only been there a couple of times, really liked it.
	11:56pm mariano: Thank you Bergey and Crew, bye everyone.
	11:56pm Scott67: Thanks Bergey! 😎🤙🌏
	11:57pm James b: Fantastic set, little educations going on
	11:57pm WR: enlightening program for me tonight. thank you Bergey. the rest of youse guys, enjoyed the comments. laters.
	11:57pm Franco Twinkie: Good one Bergey! Now I'll be up all night zooming around the house.
	11:58pm Bergey: :) thanks for listening y'all
	12:01am coelacanth∅: Thanks Bergey! tchau animals
	12:01am Richy4619: ((((((☻))))))

Smiling In Stereo with Bergey: Playlist from March 28, 2021

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