WFMU: Primal Ice Cream with Solo Mon: Playlist from March 25, 2021

Listener comments!
	2:00pm Rich in Washington: whut
	2:01pm HyperDose: Wait, I don't remember this door leading here...
	2:01pm solo mon: HelllooOOOOOooOOOOOoOOOOOOOoooOOOOO
	2:02pm ARB: Hello?
	2:02pm Justin B.: Hello!
	2:02pm Rich in Washington: Whuuuuuuuut?
	2:02pm plasticaisle: Helllooooo
	2:03pm Ursula1000: 'allo 'allooo0000oooo00000
	2:03pm solo mon: TASTE THE SACRED SNACKS
	2:03pm mzzz: oh, unexpected opening track!
	2:03pm ARB: Breaking out my spirograph out for this
	2:03pm Ursula1000: Damn the Wicker Man, I'm here for the Acid Folk!
	2:04pm solo mon: Spill it out on your spyrualinagraph!
	2:04pm Rich in Washington: I broke my Etch-a-Sketch to see what was inside it.
	2:04pm solo mon: Linda is now a dental assistant!
	2:05pm mzzz: did you know if you roller coaster loop seven times in a single rider will kill you?
	2:05pm plasticaisle: She LOVED the gas.
	🫙 2:05pm chresti: H⇉⇑⇑↳↳οοοΟΟΟΟ!
	2:05pm solo mon: Squaralellogramsofcocaine
	2:06pm Franco Twinkie: Perfect for this moody weather day in L.A.
	2:06pm solo mon: mzzz that sounds believable
	2:06pm solo mon: turkey tetrazini
	2:08pm Franco Twinkie: Plastic Eyeball?
	2:09pm Franco Twinkie: I wasn't planning on leaving Earth this early in the day, but what the hell...
	2:12pm HyperDose: I have gummies in my fridge. Man it's tempting...
	2:13pm ARB: Mom makes her own DMT, topped her way, in the bathtub
	🫙 2:14pm chresti: I've never had eye-awashka.
	2:16pm Chet_Chastain: Hey trucker suckers! this some trippy shit
	2:16pm solo mon: Chet Chastain!!!
	2:16pm Chet_Chastain: I just woke up. what month is it?
	2:17pm solo mon: EYE see you alll in a whole new way.
	2:18pm solo mon: Ayahuasca fiesta pizza
	2:18pm Franco Twinkie: Back before edibles were everywhere, we would make our own - a cracker with a bud stuck in a glob of cheese placed the toaster oven.
	2:19pm solo mon: Same franco, I will tell a couple of pot brownie nightmares later in show.
	2:19pm plasticaisle: I accidentally ate a giant piece of pot laced spice cake and was high for 3 days one time in the late 90s.
	2:19pm HyperDose: Can JPLS do a track with HEALTH plssssss
	2:19pm solo mon: Hyperdose that would be great!
	2:20pm Franco Twinkie: Drug stories? Lets go!
	2:20pm plasticaisle: Whoa it's REALLY kicking in now.
	2:21pm Ursula1000: Estoy tripeando!
	2:21pm solo mon: FT totally a parallel to parallelograhamcrackers
	2:22pm Chet_Chastain: Hell I was born high. My momma's shaman said coochie'ing a fistful of shrooms would help with her pregnancy pains but that shit tripped me out.
	2:23pm solo mon: G'wan with this Pink Floyd spazz out
	2:23pm plasticaisle: I would totally go to Syd Barrett's discotheque.
	2:23pm plasticaisle: Chet, that explains everything !
	2:23pm Justin B.: ^ ^ what plasticaisle said
	2:28pm Franco Twinkie: It was the night before Easter. We were going to meet some friends at The Avalon Ballroom in San Francisco to see a psychedelic surf rock power trio called The Mermen. Usually, I would walk down to the Panhandle and smoke under a tree, but on this occasion there was no time, so I just cooked up a cracker snack at home.
	2:29pm ARB: Yes I did check myself into the ER the first time I ate pot because I was dying
	2:29pm solo mon: I can talk anyone down. Call the hotline. Seeing bugs under your skin? Call me.
	2:30pm solo mon: I learned from a similar occasion that a very hot shower will stop a brownie freakout.
	2:31pm HyperDose: Imagine if that number was real. Imagine if this wasn't a simulation.
	2:32pm plasticaisle: Sometimes you have to just give in.
	2:33pm plasticaisle: The older I get, the better my trips are. Never a bad one anymore!
	2:33pm ARB: I've only completely and utterly left this reality one time, and that was on 55x Salvia
	2:34pm HyperDose: @ARB tell us about the other life you lived!
	🫙 2:35pm chresti: Salvia? Do you smoke it?
	2:35pm Rich in Washington: the first time I ate pot brownies I ate a ton of them because I was starving from hitchhiking all the way down to the Bay area from Washington and thought the brownies weren't very potent. I ended up unable to leave the floor of my friend's dad's place where we landed for the night. I woke up on the floor the next morning with a tiny dog barking at my face.
	2:36pm solo mon: I have never done salvia. sounds too much like saliva.
	2:36pm ARB: I was given a mantra by the salvia demon, he had a telephone book and every page of it was a different reality, as he flipped through the pages he chanted "pheeno fishnoo dekant" when he put me back in this reality all I could say was "oh fuck". I was there for 7 minutes but I didn't know where I was, how I got there or where I was trying to get back to.
	2:38pm ARB: Yeah you smoke it, that time I used a bong. It's legal, friends, and inexpensive. Purchased from a brick and mortar downtown.
	2:39pm plasticaisle: I love living in California where I can buy a $15 bath bomb with THC in it. lol
	2:39pm solo mon: A stimulating simulation indeed.
	2:39pm Martinibomb: Helloooooooo!
	2:40pm ARB: Quaaludes is the worst hangover because you always wake up robbed, whether you smoke or snort it someone will rob you.
	2:40pm solo mon: MB the pinball king!
	2:40pm HyperDose: I'm strictly a flower freak. Got excited to make brownies for the first time. We got an ounce of mids and went through the process. Used a very light oil to cook the decarbed bud in for wayyy longer than recommended to get every last bit of that sweet THC out. Decided to play it safe and eat a quarter of a piece. All I remember is laying in my bed, on Uranus, and trying to sleep. Sold the rest of them and never touched edibles until recently. 300mg chocolate bar, 12 pieces = 25mg a piece. I take half a piece each hour. Nothing but smooth sailing since.
	2:40pm plasticaisle: Helllooooo
	2:40pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti, her son and myself decided to walk instead of driving or taking the bus. The cracker snack started to kick hard while we were someplace in route. I really wanted to eat before we went inside and was starting to freak out because I imagined there would be no time. I was seriously loosing it and Sean and Chresti were looking at me like I was off my rocker. When we got to The Avalon, I was screaming in the middle of the street. Our friends were standing out front looking at me in utter disbelief. The last time I had seen Jackson was years before when he lived on The lower East Side.
	2:40pm Martinibomb: @solo I want to do a twitch stream with my pinball machine as a horror host just need a character
	2:41pm solo mon: GREAT IDEA MB, I can help!
	2:41pm Martinibomb: @solo thanks it is a good idea! def can use your help
	🫙 2:42pm chresti: Franco, you do that whenever you're hungry, dear.
	2:42pm solo mon: Franco we've all been there, I really dont do edibles anymore, even the legal ones is like spinning a wheel of fortune.
	2:44pm solo mon: Love to every once in a while, though.
	🫙 2:44pm chresti: The common mistake Franco made was eating more than one spiked cracker, thinking one wasn't enough.
	2:44pm HyperDose: A friend told me a story about taking an edible at a concert, getting too high, and hiding in a bathroom stall freaking out with his shirt off. Glad I played it safe and didn't do them in public. I'm weird enough without cannabis.
	2:44pm plasticaisle: @hyperdose i feel like once you learn how much is enough, you're golden. For me, it's a half of a certain brand of gummy.
	2:46pm HyperDose: @plasticaisle Gummies are tricky. Most are just sprayed with a distillate solution. I prefer chocolates because the distillate is mixed in, so it's more exact when you cut them up. Can you tell I've never taken a risk in my life?
	🫙 2:47pm chresti: The trick is to start with small amounts and waiting an hour before having more.
	2:49pm HyperDose: Oooh patenting a THC enema. NOBODY COPY ME
	🫙 2:49pm chresti: Yeah, chocolate. It's great now because you know the THC level. 10mgs is just right.
	2:51pm solo mon: I wonder if grandma geri has ever tripped?
	2:52pm Ursula1000: I had a horrible first acid experience. Spiked punch that we found out about after the fact. Dark Jacob's Ladder kinda noise. Thought I was perma damaged. My come down was alone in a room watching Ren and Stimpy. Was about to write it off but gave it another chance with the right atmosphere and soundtrack and voila...!
	2:52pm solo mon: LOL hyperdose !
	2:53pm plasticaisle: Microdosing is all the rage. What about MACROdosing??
	2:53pm Franco Twinkie: Jackson was staying with Janet in Berkeley. They had come to the city on BART. I tried to compose myself, and we had a weirdly funny/uncomfortable meal at a near by Mexican restaurant. Once inside the ballroom, I felt better. It had an ornate carpet and I sprawled out on on the floor. The Mermen had a full on light show behind them, just like in olden times. Jackson and I stood directly in front of them and got hit with the full sonic/visual assault and just looked at each other like we had done so many times in the past when a band was raging.
	2:54pm Martinibomb: I gotta go pick up my dawg from the vet! Great shows today @solo @ursula1000
	2:54pm solo mon: This GIF is tripppppppppy to me.
	2:55pm plasticaisle: I had my all time scariest drug experience in San Francisco. At a Mogwai concert at the Great American Music Hall in the late 90s. I thought I was never not gonna be high. 😩
	2:56pm Sitotis Reddofodder: My focus is now set in loop mode.
	2:56pm Ursula1000: thanks MB!
	2:56pm solo mon: Sitotis! HellOOOoooOOOooOOO
	2:57pm plasticaisle: @sitotis I'm on a loop usually.
	2:58pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Just entering the realms of rooms. Was stuck with clients and sending an NDA to my business manager to review.
	2:58pm solo mon: YES fantastic show today U1K!!! So special.
	2:58pm Franco Twinkie: When the show ended early Easter morning, we had no choice but to walk back to the family home on Divisadero. The buses had stopped running and this was way before Uber.
	2:58pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Ursula1000 - will be listening to your show this evening, looking forward!
	2:59pm StringOFperils: A few years ago, someone I knew decided to learn the art of making THC butter, and he put it in rich yummy cookies, one of which he offered me, but only after we had smoked several bowls of RCMP-grown govt-issued medical marijuana that he would get in the mail from the feds, because he had a special numbered card, because he's HIV+, so anyway, being the perverse fuck that he is, whatever he slipped me in the cookie was so strong that I felt myself experiencing coronary thrombosis, you know, a major fucking heart attack, but he had a neighbour over in the middle of it so I didn't want to follow through with my need to drop to my knees on the carpet, clutching at the tightening vice in my chest, with my lips silently working like a reckless goldfish watching the ceiling disappear from down there on the kitchen tiles, slowly, silently, alone, with life ebbing away, one long second at a time....and then...I got over it...but sometimes I still feel like my heart is actually scarred, as though it might have been real. I didn't mention it, but I continue to hold that against him forever....whatever he put in that cookie...that gaslighting fucker.
	3:00pm Sitotis Reddofodder: I like to read about mind-expanding journeys and experiences. I live vicariously through you all as I have never dropped or ventured on a trip.
	3:02pm HyperDose: Limp Bizkit already warned us about not only hot dog water, but chocolate starfish too.
	3:04pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey there! Hot dog water is great for cooking pasta.
	3:04pm StringOFperils: It has to be grass-fed beef hotdogs without nitrates, cooked gently at a slow even boil, in Perrier water. Injested in quick shots, with salt and lime, like a tequila shot. Then the hotdog water is sublime.
	3:04pm Franco Twinkie: Back inside, we all were pretty wiped out. We all went to bed, and straight away, Jackson and Janet started fucking and making quite a ruckus. I was so high I could not sleep, so I was forced to listen to them going at it.
	3:05pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Hot Dog Water! Warm I hear is quite popular.
	3:05pm StringOFperils: I feel included. Canadian. Beams proudly....
	3:05pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey Hyper, Franco, chresti!
	3:05pm coelacanth∅: hello solo mon and parallelocrackers
	3:05pm ARB: I just got a package of franks that says Oops! All Nitrates, at least it's veg.
	3:05pm Phillippe Bastille: coel!
	3:05pm HyperDose: @StringOFperils People who dose others for fun like that are sick. A comedian slipped molly in another comedian's drink a little over a year ago. At his own house, with his family home. Totally not the vibe.
	3:06pm Scott67: G'dayayayayay Slolololol &&& plasticaisle & Melting Mates! ✌😎🤙🌏❤
	3:06pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey Scott!
	3:06pm solo mon: Phillippe! SOP! Coel! Scott! welcome!!
	3:07pm coelacanth∅: hey Phillippe! long time!
	3:07pm plasticaisle: Helloooooooo
	3:07pm Andres: Hey, solo mon! Afternoon, all! Just arrived and immediately feeling paranoid. You?
	3:07pm solo mon: Andres! U and me BOTH!
	3:08pm plasticaisle: Scariest snack experience of all time!!!
	3:08pm Phillippe Bastille: not long enough for the hot dog water to come to room temperature, coel!
	🫙 3:08pm WR: Man, what happens when 12 year olds do hallucinogenics.
	3:09pm Scott67: G'day Phillippe! ✌😎
	3:09pm solo mon: Ask 12yo me? I took acid at 12/ 13
	3:09pm coelacanth∅: you must wait for the hot dog water to be room temperature before taking shots of it
	3:10pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti and I were up in the loft. I fell off the ladder climbing down to go the bathroom. I landed on top of a table with a light fixture that cast multi-colored streaks across the wall.
	3:10pm solo mon: ALSO- HellOOOooooOOOOoOoOOoo WR
	3:11pm Andres: Chase hot dog water with pickle juice, coel?
	3:11pm Phillippe Bastille: ouch! you okay Franco?
	3:11pm StringOFperils: Hotdog: Get this fucking mustard offa me, bitch!! Hallucinatrix: What? WTF???!! A talking hotdog?!! WTF???!!!' Hotdog: Get over yourself, you fat slag. Go find some cheap burger, to pull this shit on, and get your greasy gluttonous mitts offa me, RIGHT NOW, or there's gonna be trouble! Hallucinatrix: But, but , but, but.... Hotdog: Shadddup! You make me sick.
	3:11pm solo mon: eat the weener, throw out the water.
	3:12pm Scott67: I'm late because your show starts at 5am here now Solo. 😐
	3:12pm HyperDose: weener baby weener baby!
	3:12pm HyperDose: Also, hey Phillippe and Scott!
	3:12pm solo mon: Im glad you are here scott!
	3:12pm solo mon: LOLOL
	3:12pm plasticaisle: @scott67 glad you are on board for our trip.
	3:13pm Phillippe Bastille: there has to be a "don't throw out the baby with the bath" parallel here but for the life of me I can't come up with it
	3:13pm coelacanth∅: Franco,y'alright?
	3:14pm Andres: G’day, Scott! Having my chillled leftover breakfast latte to cheers your double espresso.
	3:14pm Scott67: G'day HyperD, how you feeling today mate? ✌😎🤙
	3:14pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Hi Scott!
	3:15pm coelacanth∅: Andres we're thinking along the same lines... i was imagining it cooled and chasing a shot of whiskey ...a "weinerback"?
	3:15pm Scott67: Cheers Andres! 🍵😎🤙
	3:16pm ARB: SOP, I had coronary thrombosis the first time I ate pot, I went to the ER and spent the night hooked up to an EKG, at once point it stopped beeping and my friend and I looked at each other both wondering if I had died, then he jumped up, went out to grab someone for help and returned with the only person he could find, the janitor, who just looked at me and shrugged. Then I let out a fart that started at the crown of my head and spent and entire 120 seconds to loudly exit my body. After which I was immediately back to normal, pulled off the ekg stickers and rode home.
	3:16pm StringOFperils: Nickelback should have been Weinerback. That would have been more appropriate.
	3:17pm Scott67: G'day Otisinteresting name! 😎🤙
	3:17pm plasticaisle: Mushroooooommsssssss.
	3:17pm coelacanth∅: solo @311 i guess the idea of hot dog water is palatable to me because i haven't eaten a hot dog in ~45 years and veggiedog water doesn't seem gross to me.
	3:18pm Feldpausch: I've always had inconsistent experiences with edibles, but for my first Man or Astro-Man? concert I had the perfect amount, timing, atmosphere. I remember the exact feeling like it was yesterday. Loving the show Solo
	3:18pm HyperDose: @ARB The human blow-off valve!
	3:18pm Scott67: Plasticaisle, a trip indeed at 6am. 👽🤙
	3:18pm StringOFperils: ARb, you should have just ran off with the EKG pads still attached, and the wire leads trailing behind you, like a psychotic squid. The 120 second fart must've cleared the harbour.
	3:20pm coelacanth∅: ARB Hahahahaha!!
	3:21pm coelacanth∅: i've disappeared?
	3:22pm coelacanth∅: (oh there i am) gday Scott!
	3:22pm Scott67: I can see you coel! 😎🤙
	3:22pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Has anyone seen Coel? HellloooOOOoooOOO
	3:23pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Oh, there you are!
	3:23pm coelacanth∅: Franco? you with us? do you have multi-colored streaks across your body?
	3:23pm Feldpausch: ARB that should be an ABC after-school special movie
	3:23pm Sitotis Reddofodder: I read that as 'multi-colored steaks' for a moment. Ha!
	3:24pm Scott67: Francoooo can you hear use as! 😎🤙
	🫙 3:24pm chresti: Haha ARB! Body fart saves the day.
	3:24pm Scott67: Us*** WTF auto correct?
	3:24pm coelacanth∅: greetings Sitori Fiodori
	3:25pm StringOFperils: Checking into EMERGE because of poor edible management must be embarrassing. Food for thought.
	3:25pm plasticaisle: What happens if my aura is greige?
	3:25pm Sitori Fiodori: Whoa! How did my name change. Coel has powers!
	3:25pm coelacanth∅: chresti did you sew Franco back together?
	3:25pm solo mon: Veggie hot dog water, sounds good.
	3:26pm Sitori Fiodori: My aura is still, seafoam
	3:26pm Franco Twinkie: We all woke up Easter morning worse for wear. Jackson and Janet left that afternoon and went back to Berkeley. Chresti, Sean And myself went to a barbecue up in the hills at her parents house. The drummer in her fathers band and I compared stories of power tool mishaps. I told my thumb story much to the annoyance of a Vietnam vet there who still had shrapnel in his leg and was always the center of attention with with his war wound stories, but I stole the limelight that afternoon with my bloody horror story. It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon with the San Francisco Bay sparkling in the back round.
	3:26pm Scott67: The ancient fish moves in mysterious ways indeed!
	3:27pm Sitori Fiodori: My "Fortune Teller Miracle Fish" knows all.
	3:27pm StringOFperils: Meh. Schrapnel's nuthin'.
	3:28pm ARB: The $12k hospital bill was embarrassing
	3:28pm solo mon: ARB! OMGXXXXXXX
	3:28pm plasticaisle: OMG I love those fortune teller fish. They act like it's me ancient things but plastic isn't even 100 year old lol.
	3:28pm StringOFperils: O_O
	3:28pm Scott67: I'm having shrapnel for breakfast!
	3:29pm Sitori Fiodori: 12k! That's one expensive fart!
	3:29pm StringOFperils: I have to learn how to spell shrapnel.
	3:29pm solo mon: ARB that was a PRANA FART.
	3:29pm StringOFperils: They should have thrown in the janitor on that deal.
	3:30pm Sitori Fiodori: That's sitcom material. Okay, script writers, be sure to credit now after trolling the Jungle Room chats. ;)
	3:31pm coelacanth∅: Scott you CANT. it's what's for dinner.
	3:31pm Scott67: ÀRB, that fart story was funny. But America's Health Don't Care System is a sick joke!
	3:31pm coelacanth∅: Sitori @329 haha!
	🫙 3:32pm chresti: I've heard vitamin C and niacin helps THC and LSD freakouts.
	3:33pm Scott67: Coel, I will scatter some leftovers on a pizza. 💣💥🍕
	3:33pm coelacanth∅: Prahna Fart! i named my sister's dog Prahna. i've known Prahna Farts.
	3:33pm ARB: I used to get high off straight niacin, I think we've talked about the niacin flush here before.
	3:34pm ARB: I'm hosting a cacao ceremony after this, I promise it's not laced with flesh eating bacteria.
	3:34pm coelacanth∅: i have a low tolerance to niacin and it's not a high it's a LOW
	3:35pm coelacanth∅: Franco i misunderstood and thought your ladder mishap just happened
	3:35pm ARB: The Niacin flush was the cheapest way to get warm in my cold house in Minnesota
	3:35pm Andres: Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Don’t panic.
	3:35pm Sitori Fiodori: I have my towel.
	3:37pm plasticaisle: Just say no!
	3:37pm solo mon: LOL Prahna farts!
	3:37pm plasticaisle: Why would I listen to Nancy Reagan?
	3:37pm Andres: solo: Two of my kids at two different mic breaks heard your Hellloooo and stuck their head in the room and said to me ‘I thought that was you!’. :)
	3:37pm solo mon: Dont panic, you are not going insane.
	3:38pm ᴉɹopoᴉℲ ᴉɹoʇᴉS: Solo... I did it again. I'm upside down. Help.
	3:38pm solo mon: LOLLLL Andres.
	3:38pm coelacanth∅: i'd read about niacin's benefits and it mentioned nothing about the flush. i took a 500mg capsule at lunch break and was about to ask someone to take me to the hospital when another coworker walked in and asked a few questions. fortunately he knew about niacin.
	3:38pm solo mon: Otis W8W WH*TTTTT
	3:39pm Andres: This be plasticaisle bringing it again? Digging it!!!
	3:39pm plasticaisle: OMg that is a terrifying GIF. Very Ketamine. 😳
	3:39pm Scott67: That's not upside down Otis!
	3:39pm solo mon: YES plasticaisle killin it againnnn
	3:40pm plasticaisle: @andres THX!
	3:40pm notsoKWYET: Alo hey
	3:41pm solo mon: OOO NOTSO!
	3:41pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Trying to get back, now on my side.
	3:41pm coelacanth∅: (i guess i've been misspelling Prana. okay.)
	3:41pm plasticaisle: Hey NSK!
	3:41pm StringOFperils: This is all making me want to hit one of the ( insanely numerous) local dispensaries. All I want is to be good. Sigh.
	3:41pm solo mon: OTIS snorted too much marshmello mescaline
	3:41pm HyperDose: @Scott To answer your earlier question, much better thank you. Hope you're having a pleasant morning over there!
	3:42pm notsoKWYET: SOP - one day you can have some of my potent homegrown
	3:42pm Scott67: Otis I'm still on my side too!
	3:42pm StringOFperils: DIY. Smart.
	3:42pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: A common routine, mostly on the couch.
	3:43pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Hi notso. The only thing homegrown here is love.
	🫙 3:43pm chresti: I think there's a flush free version of niacin.
	3:43pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Hello Aisles of Plastic
	3:43pm Scott67: HyperD, good to hear mate! I'm good, better if Primal didn't now start at 5am here. 😎🤙
	3:44pm HyperDose: I just started getting my stuff from the source a few months ago. Insane potency. I feel sorry for all the kids nickel & diming for mids or paying $600/oz in NYC for those stupid designer mylar bags.
	3:44pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Helllllpppppp mmmemmmemmmmemmmemmEEMmmmemm
	3:45pm Scott67: G'day notso! 😎🤙
	3:45pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: I can't help it, I'm popping all the bubbles, is that okay?
	3:45pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Okay, I have my cats
	3:46pm coelacanth∅: yeah i always wear bubble wrap. i always figured people were just wearing it under their clothes.
	3:46pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: They are purring and safe under the bubble wrap! Wow, my soul feels clean and my body is still dirty.
	3:46pm StringOFperils: Caution: Farting for 120 seconds while wearing bubble-wrap suit may result in injury or death.
	3:46pm HyperDose: Really hope you have some caps on those claws. The water hitting the bubble wrap would freak mine out enough to shred me into a Hawaiian flesh skirt.
	3:46pm Otis: You saved me! I am whole again! Bless you Plastic Mons! Franco, the farts played a grand part!
	3:46pm notsoKWYET: G’day Scott67
	3:47pm notsoKWYET: I love this music too
	3:47pm coelacanth∅: hey Otis! i thought we lost you there
	3:47pm Scott67: Otis!? Is that really you?
	3:48pm Franco Twinkie: Whatever ultimately happens, and this is the end of Sheenas as we know it, all I can say is it was a great ride. I can't imagine another place as much fun for the chemically adventurous to get together and tell their stories with a killer sound track. Thanks Solo, you are the best, truly.
	3:48pm Otis: Coel, I like 'Sitori Fiodori'... will use that handle again. If they make my screen name into a movie, you will get paid in full.
	3:49pm plasticaisle: @thanks NSK!
	3:49pm StringOFperils: What's all the demise of Sheena's inuendo outuendo?
	3:49pm Otis: Another awesome journey today and I only caught half of the show due to worky work work work. Thanks Plastic for joining in again this week. Fun times all.
	3:50pm coelacanth∅: wait a minute. Franco@348... what are you tawwwking about? ???
	3:50pm Phillippe Bastille: Just back from the store, hot dogs purchased for dinner! Mission accomplished!
	3:50pm Franco Twinkie: Otis, My story had no farts, that was Alina. She wins hands down. I didn't go to the hospital....that time.
	3:51pm Otis: Franco, I have a master set of keys here that open proverbial dimensions. We will continue onward in varying structures and one day take a long distance drive eating plums!
	3:51pm Otis: Oh yes Franco, your bubble wrap fart mantras saved me!
	3:51pm StringOFperils: Yep. The prana blowout takes the brass ring. Def.
	3:51pm Franco Twinkie: I rode it till I fell off, what can I say?
	3:52pm coelacanth∅: but Otis it probably should be "satori". the misspelling was because it was a perversion of your previous perversion...
	3:52pm Scott67: With all the Marathon talk of FMU family, & being such an important part of people's lives and sanity. Surely they won't fuck with a formula that's working!!??
	3:52pm Otis: One for the books. The day the world was presented with a $12,000 Fart. Soon to be a movie based on the book starring ______?
	3:53pm Otis: Updated on a sticky Coel, for a future chat moment.
	🫙 3:53pm chresti: Farting With The Stars, a new game show!
	3:53pm Andres: Thanks for hosting, solo!! Have a safe landing! Thank you, plasticaisle!! So great! Looking forward another dose sometime, I hope!
	3:54pm notsoKWYET: Mmm LSD Steak
	3:54pm Otis: I might have a shot on Farting With The Stars. Sign me up. Haaa chresti!
	3:54pm notsoKWYET: although to be honest I’m more of an LSD Steak Frites kinda guy
	3:54pm solo mon: Thanks for hanging out Andres always a pleasure to "see" you
	3:54pm Otis: Keep in mind too. Covid fartz are realz.
	3:55pm solo mon: trippin on prime rib right now notso
	3:55pm plasticaisle: I don't get people dosing people for no good reason.
	3:55pm StringOFperils: I got the AStraZeneca 2 hours ago!
	3:56pm plasticaisle: @SOP: woo hoo! Where are you? Not approved in the US yet.
	3:56pm coelacanth∅: is something happening to the sheena stream? adding to the non-art, commerce-oriented programming decisions of the main stream?
	3:56pm StringOFperils: Still waiting to get off. Think it was oreganowasser.
	3:56pm Scott67: Thank yoooouuu two! Solo & plasticaisle! & thanks to my bubble wrap of friends in a bruising world. 😎🤙🌏❤
	3:57pm solo mon: Wrap your troubles in bubbles Scott!
	3:57pm plasticaisle: This track is my new Spring jam.
	3:57pm StringOFperils: Toronto, plasticaisle.
	3:57pm coelacanth∅: i've popped all my bubbles
	3:57pm Franco Twinkie: Plasticaisle, The Great American is a good place to be high. Chresti and I saw Television there, in a very altered state.
	3:58pm solo mon: Otis, you should try out for that game show "The Masked Farter"
	3:58pm plasticaisle: @scott67 Thanks for listening!
	🫙 3:58pm WR: back onto work meeting, laters folks. (not that i commented much, was reading and listening while eating)
	🫙 3:59pm chresti: We don't know yet coel. Only rumors, we'll find out next week?
	3:59pm HyperDose: Thank you Solo & Plasticaisle! Primal Cha Cha Ice Cream forever!!
	3:59pm solo mon: also just want to note that ARB is the winner of bad trip stories.
	3:59pm Franco Twinkie: She is indeed!
	3:59pm Scott67: Bad trip, great faaaaart!!
	3:59pm notsoKWYET: Where is that story? Is it in the chat
	3:59pm StringOFperils: Yeah! Arb's story added more fibre.
	4:00pm HyperDose: Agreed! Present the crown!
	🫙 4:00pm chresti: Thanks solo mon! I tripped with Geza X once and he started looking like the Mona Lisa.
	4:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon and DJ Plasticaisle!
	4:00pm solo mon: TONE SWITCH
	4:01pm solo mon: thanks for listeninnnnnnnnn
	4:01pm Otis: Here Here, winner ARB! Happy afternoon to evening all. See you soon in another chat. Thanks Solo & Plasticaisle
	4:01pm HyperDose: @notsoKWYET it's at 3:16 in the chat
	4:01pm plasticaisle: I can't feel my arms!
	🫙 4:01pm chresti: Thanks Plasticaisle!
	4:01pm ARB: I won?
	4:01pm StringOFperils: Thank you Ice Cream Truck.
	4:01pm ARB: It was a contest?
	4:02pm StringOFperils: No. It was no contest at all.
	4:02pm Franco Twinkie: You did! Now get up and say something fitting of a champion.
	4:02pm ARB: My fart was grand enough for all of us, I would like to share my fart with all of you.
	4:02pm Otis: Only on the new hit TV show "Farting with the Stars"
	4:03pm coelacanth∅: that poor kid experienced ecstasy
	4:03pm notsoKWYET: Bahahaha just read it. That is fucked ... which is pretty standard for arbs stories. Did someone in turkey kidnap that fart?
	4:03pm Otis: chresti is the host
	4:03pm HyperDose: @ARB What else are mason jars for?
	4:04pm Otis: I feel like watching re-runs of Lidsville now.
	4:04pm Scott67: ÀRB, do we send self addressed snap seal baggies?
	4:05pm Franco Twinkie: This one is a reread later, Solo. After I'm High!
	4:05pm HyperDose: I luff you all <3
	4:05pm coelacanth∅: whoawhere am i?
	4:06pm StringOFperils: Walkies...
	4:06pm solo mon: Thanks everybuddddddyyyyyy
	4:06pm Andres: If only we’d had the technology and foresight to fill that bubble wrap with that fart. We need a time machine!
	🫙 4:06pm chresti: Wait, where are you dropping us off?
	4:06pm plasticaisle: Thanks for listening and chatting with us!
	4:07pm solo mon: LOLOLOL NOW iM building a time machine.
	4:07pm Otis: "self addressed snap seal baggies" ... Scott... haaaaa
	4:07pm StringOFperils: BBBffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
	4:08pm Scott67: I look forward to sniffing soon!
	4:08pm solo mon: BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
	4:09pm HyperDose: I LITERALLY just burped. Solo and I are universally in sync now.

Primal Ice Cream with Solo Mon: Playlist from March 25, 2021

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March 25, 2021: Primal Ice Cream - Parallelograhamcrackers with guest DJ Plasticaisle

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Linda Perhacs	Paralellograms "Paralellograms" by "Linda Perhacs"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Turn On	United State of Surrealism	0:06:21 (Pop-up)
natural/electronic.system	Sirocco	0:10:45 (Pop-up)
upsammy	It Drips "It Drips" by "upsammy"	0:14:43 (Pop-up)
JPLS	DFNSLEEP "DFNSLEEP" by "JPLS"	0:17:49 (Pop-up)
Wata Igarashi	Kioku (Big Room Ambient Version)	0:19:40 (Pop-up)
Rosebud	Arnold Layne "Arnold Layne" by "Rosebud"	0:21:39 (Pop-up)
Cult Percussion Ensemble	Circles "Circles" by "Cult Percussion Ensemble"	0:28:38 (Pop-up)
Deee-Lite	Call Me "Call Me" by "Deee-Lite"	0:28:39 (Pop-up)
Maara	Open Up Coconut "Open Up Coconut" by "Maara"	0:31:48 (Pop-up)
Eris Drew	Transcendental Access Point	0:37:34 (Pop-up)
M. Geddes Gengras	Threshold "Threshold" by "M. Geddes Gengras"	0:43:54 (Pop-up)
Suzanne Kraft	Ze "Ze" by "Suzanne Kraft"	0:49:25 (Pop-up)
Boo Williams	Outer Limits "Outer Limits" by "Boo Williams"	0:50:10 (Pop-up)
D. Tiffany	Respect the Flute "Respect the Flute" by "D. Tiffany"	0:53:25 (Pop-up)
Groove Chronicles	Natural "Natural" by "Groove Chronicles"	0:55:28 (Pop-up)
Konduku	White Heron "White Heron" by "Konduku"	1:03:46 (Pop-up)
Deniro	Monsoon 4 "Monsoon 4" by "Deniro"	1:03:52 (Pop-up)
Broadcast	Milling Around the Village	1:04:38 (Pop-up)
LSD	Case Study "Case Study" by "LSD"	1:04:41 (Pop-up)
Ruth Garbus	Strash "Strash" by "Ruth Garbus"	1:08:07 (Pop-up)
Valet	We Went There "We Went There" by "Valet"	1:12:42 (Pop-up)
Theo Parrish	Lost Angel "Lost Angel" by "Theo Parrish"	1:16:46 (Pop-up)
K-Lone	Dance of the Vampires "Dance of the Vampires" by "K-Lone"	1:25:41 (Pop-up)
So Inagawa	Logo Queen "Logo Queen" by "So Inagawa"	1:30:12 (Pop-up)
Jad & The	Deep Dark Grimey Dancefloor Moment	1:38:13 (Pop-up)
Deep Square	Diminishing Dub (Original Mix)	1:42:03 (Pop-up)
Roza Terenzi	Total Eclipse "Total Eclipse" by "Roza Terenzi"	1:47:43 (Pop-up)
Lapien	Moonset "Moonset" by "Lapien"	1:52:50 (Pop-up)
Logic1000	Like My Way "Like My Way" by "Logic1000"	1:55:07 (Pop-up)
So Inagawa	Kon Air "Kon Air" by "So Inagawa"	1:58:50 (Pop-up)
Ayahuasca Tasting Room	Drone Dance in a Haunted Hive	2:05:15 (Pop-up)
Imaginary Softwoods	Positive Ruin Court Garden	2:05:17 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	2:00pm Rich in Washington: whut
	2:01pm HyperDose: Wait, I don't remember this door leading here...
	2:01pm solo mon: HelllooOOOOOooOOOOOoOOOOOOOoooOOOOO
	2:02pm ARB: Hello?
	2:02pm Justin B.: Hello!
	2:02pm Rich in Washington: Whuuuuuuuut?
	2:02pm plasticaisle: Helllooooo
	2:03pm Ursula1000: 'allo 'allooo0000oooo00000
	2:03pm solo mon: TASTE THE SACRED SNACKS
	2:03pm mzzz: oh, unexpected opening track!
	2:03pm ARB: Breaking out my spirograph out for this
	2:03pm Ursula1000: Damn the Wicker Man, I'm here for the Acid Folk!
	2:04pm solo mon: Spill it out on your spyrualinagraph!
	2:04pm Rich in Washington: I broke my Etch-a-Sketch to see what was inside it.
	2:04pm solo mon: Linda is now a dental assistant!
	2:05pm mzzz: did you know if you roller coaster loop seven times in a single rider will kill you?
	2:05pm plasticaisle: She LOVED the gas.
	🫙 2:05pm chresti: H⇉⇑⇑↳↳οοοΟΟΟΟ!
	2:05pm solo mon: Squaralellogramsofcocaine
	2:06pm Franco Twinkie: Perfect for this moody weather day in L.A.
	2:06pm solo mon: mzzz that sounds believable
	2:06pm solo mon: turkey tetrazini
	2:08pm Franco Twinkie: Plastic Eyeball?
	2:09pm Franco Twinkie: I wasn't planning on leaving Earth this early in the day, but what the hell...
	2:12pm HyperDose: I have gummies in my fridge. Man it's tempting...
	2:13pm ARB: Mom makes her own DMT, topped her way, in the bathtub
	🫙 2:14pm chresti: I've never had eye-awashka.
	2:16pm Chet_Chastain: Hey trucker suckers! this some trippy shit
	2:16pm solo mon: Chet Chastain!!!
	2:16pm Chet_Chastain: I just woke up. what month is it?
	2:17pm solo mon: EYE see you alll in a whole new way.
	2:18pm solo mon: Ayahuasca fiesta pizza
	2:18pm Franco Twinkie: Back before edibles were everywhere, we would make our own - a cracker with a bud stuck in a glob of cheese placed the toaster oven.
	2:19pm solo mon: Same franco, I will tell a couple of pot brownie nightmares later in show.
	2:19pm plasticaisle: I accidentally ate a giant piece of pot laced spice cake and was high for 3 days one time in the late 90s.
	2:19pm HyperDose: Can JPLS do a track with HEALTH plssssss
	2:19pm solo mon: Hyperdose that would be great!
	2:20pm Franco Twinkie: Drug stories? Lets go!
	2:20pm plasticaisle: Whoa it's REALLY kicking in now.
	2:21pm Ursula1000: Estoy tripeando!
	2:21pm solo mon: FT totally a parallel to parallelograhamcrackers
	2:22pm Chet_Chastain: Hell I was born high. My momma's shaman said coochie'ing a fistful of shrooms would help with her pregnancy pains but that shit tripped me out.
	2:23pm solo mon: G'wan with this Pink Floyd spazz out
	2:23pm plasticaisle: I would totally go to Syd Barrett's discotheque.
	2:23pm plasticaisle: Chet, that explains everything !
	2:23pm Justin B.: ^ ^ what plasticaisle said
	2:28pm Franco Twinkie: It was the night before Easter. We were going to meet some friends at The Avalon Ballroom in San Francisco to see a psychedelic surf rock power trio called The Mermen. Usually, I would walk down to the Panhandle and smoke under a tree, but on this occasion there was no time, so I just cooked up a cracker snack at home.
	2:29pm ARB: Yes I did check myself into the ER the first time I ate pot because I was dying
	2:29pm solo mon: I can talk anyone down. Call the hotline. Seeing bugs under your skin? Call me.
	2:30pm solo mon: I learned from a similar occasion that a very hot shower will stop a brownie freakout.
	2:31pm HyperDose: Imagine if that number was real. Imagine if this wasn't a simulation.
	2:32pm plasticaisle: Sometimes you have to just give in.
	2:33pm plasticaisle: The older I get, the better my trips are. Never a bad one anymore!
	2:33pm ARB: I've only completely and utterly left this reality one time, and that was on 55x Salvia
	2:34pm HyperDose: @ARB tell us about the other life you lived!
	🫙 2:35pm chresti: Salvia? Do you smoke it?
	2:35pm Rich in Washington: the first time I ate pot brownies I ate a ton of them because I was starving from hitchhiking all the way down to the Bay area from Washington and thought the brownies weren't very potent. I ended up unable to leave the floor of my friend's dad's place where we landed for the night. I woke up on the floor the next morning with a tiny dog barking at my face.
	2:36pm solo mon: I have never done salvia. sounds too much like saliva.
	2:36pm ARB: I was given a mantra by the salvia demon, he had a telephone book and every page of it was a different reality, as he flipped through the pages he chanted "pheeno fishnoo dekant" when he put me back in this reality all I could say was "oh fuck". I was there for 7 minutes but I didn't know where I was, how I got there or where I was trying to get back to.
	2:38pm ARB: Yeah you smoke it, that time I used a bong. It's legal, friends, and inexpensive. Purchased from a brick and mortar downtown.
	2:39pm plasticaisle: I love living in California where I can buy a $15 bath bomb with THC in it. lol
	2:39pm solo mon: A stimulating simulation indeed.
	2:39pm Martinibomb: Helloooooooo!
	2:40pm ARB: Quaaludes is the worst hangover because you always wake up robbed, whether you smoke or snort it someone will rob you.
	2:40pm solo mon: MB the pinball king!
	2:40pm HyperDose: I'm strictly a flower freak. Got excited to make brownies for the first time. We got an ounce of mids and went through the process. Used a very light oil to cook the decarbed bud in for wayyy longer than recommended to get every last bit of that sweet THC out. Decided to play it safe and eat a quarter of a piece. All I remember is laying in my bed, on Uranus, and trying to sleep. Sold the rest of them and never touched edibles until recently. 300mg chocolate bar, 12 pieces = 25mg a piece. I take half a piece each hour. Nothing but smooth sailing since.
	2:40pm plasticaisle: Helllooooo
	2:40pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti, her son and myself decided to walk instead of driving or taking the bus. The cracker snack started to kick hard while we were someplace in route. I really wanted to eat before we went inside and was starting to freak out because I imagined there would be no time. I was seriously loosing it and Sean and Chresti were looking at me like I was off my rocker. When we got to The Avalon, I was screaming in the middle of the street. Our friends were standing out front looking at me in utter disbelief. The last time I had seen Jackson was years before when he lived on The lower East Side.
	2:40pm Martinibomb: @solo I want to do a twitch stream with my pinball machine as a horror host just need a character
	2:41pm solo mon: GREAT IDEA MB, I can help!
	2:41pm Martinibomb: @solo thanks it is a good idea! def can use your help
	🫙 2:42pm chresti: Franco, you do that whenever you're hungry, dear.
	2:42pm solo mon: Franco we've all been there, I really dont do edibles anymore, even the legal ones is like spinning a wheel of fortune.
	2:44pm solo mon: Love to every once in a while, though.
	🫙 2:44pm chresti: The common mistake Franco made was eating more than one spiked cracker, thinking one wasn't enough.
	2:44pm HyperDose: A friend told me a story about taking an edible at a concert, getting too high, and hiding in a bathroom stall freaking out with his shirt off. Glad I played it safe and didn't do them in public. I'm weird enough without cannabis.
	2:44pm plasticaisle: @hyperdose i feel like once you learn how much is enough, you're golden. For me, it's a half of a certain brand of gummy.
	2:46pm HyperDose: @plasticaisle Gummies are tricky. Most are just sprayed with a distillate solution. I prefer chocolates because the distillate is mixed in, so it's more exact when you cut them up. Can you tell I've never taken a risk in my life?
	🫙 2:47pm chresti: The trick is to start with small amounts and waiting an hour before having more.
	2:49pm HyperDose: Oooh patenting a THC enema. NOBODY COPY ME
	🫙 2:49pm chresti: Yeah, chocolate. It's great now because you know the THC level. 10mgs is just right.
	2:51pm solo mon: I wonder if grandma geri has ever tripped?
	2:52pm Ursula1000: I had a horrible first acid experience. Spiked punch that we found out about after the fact. Dark Jacob's Ladder kinda noise. Thought I was perma damaged. My come down was alone in a room watching Ren and Stimpy. Was about to write it off but gave it another chance with the right atmosphere and soundtrack and voila...!
	2:52pm solo mon: LOL hyperdose !
	2:53pm plasticaisle: Microdosing is all the rage. What about MACROdosing??
	2:53pm Franco Twinkie: Jackson was staying with Janet in Berkeley. They had come to the city on BART. I tried to compose myself, and we had a weirdly funny/uncomfortable meal at a near by Mexican restaurant. Once inside the ballroom, I felt better. It had an ornate carpet and I sprawled out on on the floor. The Mermen had a full on light show behind them, just like in olden times. Jackson and I stood directly in front of them and got hit with the full sonic/visual assault and just looked at each other like we had done so many times in the past when a band was raging.
	2:54pm Martinibomb: I gotta go pick up my dawg from the vet! Great shows today @solo @ursula1000
	2:54pm solo mon: This GIF is tripppppppppy to me.
	2:55pm plasticaisle: I had my all time scariest drug experience in San Francisco. At a Mogwai concert at the Great American Music Hall in the late 90s. I thought I was never not gonna be high. 😩
	2:56pm Sitotis Reddofodder: My focus is now set in loop mode.
	2:56pm Ursula1000: thanks MB!
	2:56pm solo mon: Sitotis! HellOOOoooOOOooOOO
	2:57pm plasticaisle: @sitotis I'm on a loop usually.
	2:58pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Just entering the realms of rooms. Was stuck with clients and sending an NDA to my business manager to review.
	2:58pm solo mon: YES fantastic show today U1K!!! So special.
	2:58pm Franco Twinkie: When the show ended early Easter morning, we had no choice but to walk back to the family home on Divisadero. The buses had stopped running and this was way before Uber.
	2:58pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Ursula1000 - will be listening to your show this evening, looking forward!
	2:59pm StringOFperils: A few years ago, someone I knew decided to learn the art of making THC butter, and he put it in rich yummy cookies, one of which he offered me, but only after we had smoked several bowls of RCMP-grown govt-issued medical marijuana that he would get in the mail from the feds, because he had a special numbered card, because he's HIV+, so anyway, being the perverse fuck that he is, whatever he slipped me in the cookie was so strong that I felt myself experiencing coronary thrombosis, you know, a major fucking heart attack, but he had a neighbour over in the middle of it so I didn't want to follow through with my need to drop to my knees on the carpet, clutching at the tightening vice in my chest, with my lips silently working like a reckless goldfish watching the ceiling disappear from down there on the kitchen tiles, slowly, silently, alone, with life ebbing away, one long second at a time....and then...I got over it...but sometimes I still feel like my heart is actually scarred, as though it might have been real. I didn't mention it, but I continue to hold that against him forever....whatever he put in that cookie...that gaslighting fucker.
	3:00pm Sitotis Reddofodder: I like to read about mind-expanding journeys and experiences. I live vicariously through you all as I have never dropped or ventured on a trip.
	3:02pm HyperDose: Limp Bizkit already warned us about not only hot dog water, but chocolate starfish too.
	3:04pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey there! Hot dog water is great for cooking pasta.
	3:04pm StringOFperils: It has to be grass-fed beef hotdogs without nitrates, cooked gently at a slow even boil, in Perrier water. Injested in quick shots, with salt and lime, like a tequila shot. Then the hotdog water is sublime.
	3:04pm Franco Twinkie: Back inside, we all were pretty wiped out. We all went to bed, and straight away, Jackson and Janet started fucking and making quite a ruckus. I was so high I could not sleep, so I was forced to listen to them going at it.
	3:05pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Hot Dog Water! Warm I hear is quite popular.
	3:05pm StringOFperils: I feel included. Canadian. Beams proudly....
	3:05pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey Hyper, Franco, chresti!
	3:05pm coelacanth∅: hello solo mon and parallelocrackers
	3:05pm ARB: I just got a package of franks that says Oops! All Nitrates, at least it's veg.
	3:05pm Phillippe Bastille: coel!
	3:05pm HyperDose: @StringOFperils People who dose others for fun like that are sick. A comedian slipped molly in another comedian's drink a little over a year ago. At his own house, with his family home. Totally not the vibe.
	3:06pm Scott67: G'dayayayayay Slolololol &&& plasticaisle & Melting Mates! ✌😎🤙🌏❤
	3:06pm Phillippe Bastille: Hey Scott!
	3:06pm solo mon: Phillippe! SOP! Coel! Scott! welcome!!
	3:07pm coelacanth∅: hey Phillippe! long time!
	3:07pm plasticaisle: Helloooooooo
	3:07pm Andres: Hey, solo mon! Afternoon, all! Just arrived and immediately feeling paranoid. You?
	3:07pm solo mon: Andres! U and me BOTH!
	3:08pm plasticaisle: Scariest snack experience of all time!!!
	3:08pm Phillippe Bastille: not long enough for the hot dog water to come to room temperature, coel!
	🫙 3:08pm WR: Man, what happens when 12 year olds do hallucinogenics.
	3:09pm Scott67: G'day Phillippe! ✌😎
	3:09pm solo mon: Ask 12yo me? I took acid at 12/ 13
	3:09pm coelacanth∅: you must wait for the hot dog water to be room temperature before taking shots of it
	3:10pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti and I were up in the loft. I fell off the ladder climbing down to go the bathroom. I landed on top of a table with a light fixture that cast multi-colored streaks across the wall.
	3:10pm solo mon: ALSO- HellOOOooooOOOOoOoOOoo WR
	3:11pm Andres: Chase hot dog water with pickle juice, coel?
	3:11pm Phillippe Bastille: ouch! you okay Franco?
	3:11pm StringOFperils: Hotdog: Get this fucking mustard offa me, bitch!! Hallucinatrix: What? WTF???!! A talking hotdog?!! WTF???!!!' Hotdog: Get over yourself, you fat slag. Go find some cheap burger, to pull this shit on, and get your greasy gluttonous mitts offa me, RIGHT NOW, or there's gonna be trouble! Hallucinatrix: But, but , but, but.... Hotdog: Shadddup! You make me sick.
	3:11pm solo mon: eat the weener, throw out the water.
	3:12pm Scott67: I'm late because your show starts at 5am here now Solo. 😐
	3:12pm HyperDose: weener baby weener baby!
	3:12pm HyperDose: Also, hey Phillippe and Scott!
	3:12pm solo mon: Im glad you are here scott!
	3:12pm solo mon: LOLOL
	3:12pm plasticaisle: @scott67 glad you are on board for our trip.
	3:13pm Phillippe Bastille: there has to be a "don't throw out the baby with the bath" parallel here but for the life of me I can't come up with it
	3:13pm coelacanth∅: Franco,y'alright?
	3:14pm Andres: G’day, Scott! Having my chillled leftover breakfast latte to cheers your double espresso.
	3:14pm Scott67: G'day HyperD, how you feeling today mate? ✌😎🤙
	3:14pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Hi Scott!
	3:15pm coelacanth∅: Andres we're thinking along the same lines... i was imagining it cooled and chasing a shot of whiskey ...a "weinerback"?
	3:15pm Scott67: Cheers Andres! 🍵😎🤙
	3:16pm ARB: SOP, I had coronary thrombosis the first time I ate pot, I went to the ER and spent the night hooked up to an EKG, at once point it stopped beeping and my friend and I looked at each other both wondering if I had died, then he jumped up, went out to grab someone for help and returned with the only person he could find, the janitor, who just looked at me and shrugged. Then I let out a fart that started at the crown of my head and spent and entire 120 seconds to loudly exit my body. After which I was immediately back to normal, pulled off the ekg stickers and rode home.
	3:16pm StringOFperils: Nickelback should have been Weinerback. That would have been more appropriate.
	3:17pm Scott67: G'day Otisinteresting name! 😎🤙
	3:17pm plasticaisle: Mushroooooommsssssss.
	3:17pm coelacanth∅: solo @311 i guess the idea of hot dog water is palatable to me because i haven't eaten a hot dog in ~45 years and veggiedog water doesn't seem gross to me.
	3:18pm Feldpausch: I've always had inconsistent experiences with edibles, but for my first Man or Astro-Man? concert I had the perfect amount, timing, atmosphere. I remember the exact feeling like it was yesterday. Loving the show Solo
	3:18pm HyperDose: @ARB The human blow-off valve!
	3:18pm Scott67: Plasticaisle, a trip indeed at 6am. 👽🤙
	3:18pm StringOFperils: ARb, you should have just ran off with the EKG pads still attached, and the wire leads trailing behind you, like a psychotic squid. The 120 second fart must've cleared the harbour.
	3:20pm coelacanth∅: ARB Hahahahaha!!
	3:21pm coelacanth∅: i've disappeared?
	3:22pm coelacanth∅: (oh there i am) gday Scott!
	3:22pm Scott67: I can see you coel! 😎🤙
	3:22pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Has anyone seen Coel? HellloooOOOoooOOO
	3:23pm Sitotis Reddofodder: Oh, there you are!
	3:23pm coelacanth∅: Franco? you with us? do you have multi-colored streaks across your body?
	3:23pm Feldpausch: ARB that should be an ABC after-school special movie
	3:23pm Sitotis Reddofodder: I read that as 'multi-colored steaks' for a moment. Ha!
	3:24pm Scott67: Francoooo can you hear use as! 😎🤙
	🫙 3:24pm chresti: Haha ARB! Body fart saves the day.
	3:24pm Scott67: Us*** WTF auto correct?
	3:24pm coelacanth∅: greetings Sitori Fiodori
	3:25pm StringOFperils: Checking into EMERGE because of poor edible management must be embarrassing. Food for thought.
	3:25pm plasticaisle: What happens if my aura is greige?
	3:25pm Sitori Fiodori: Whoa! How did my name change. Coel has powers!
	3:25pm coelacanth∅: chresti did you sew Franco back together?
	3:25pm solo mon: Veggie hot dog water, sounds good.
	3:26pm Sitori Fiodori: My aura is still, seafoam
	3:26pm Franco Twinkie: We all woke up Easter morning worse for wear. Jackson and Janet left that afternoon and went back to Berkeley. Chresti, Sean And myself went to a barbecue up in the hills at her parents house. The drummer in her fathers band and I compared stories of power tool mishaps. I told my thumb story much to the annoyance of a Vietnam vet there who still had shrapnel in his leg and was always the center of attention with with his war wound stories, but I stole the limelight that afternoon with my bloody horror story. It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon with the San Francisco Bay sparkling in the back round.
	3:26pm Scott67: The ancient fish moves in mysterious ways indeed!
	3:27pm Sitori Fiodori: My "Fortune Teller Miracle Fish" knows all.
	3:27pm StringOFperils: Meh. Schrapnel's nuthin'.
	3:28pm ARB: The $12k hospital bill was embarrassing
	3:28pm solo mon: ARB! OMGXXXXXXX
	3:28pm plasticaisle: OMG I love those fortune teller fish. They act like it's me ancient things but plastic isn't even 100 year old lol.
	3:28pm StringOFperils: O_O
	3:28pm Scott67: I'm having shrapnel for breakfast!
	3:29pm Sitori Fiodori: 12k! That's one expensive fart!
	3:29pm StringOFperils: I have to learn how to spell shrapnel.
	3:29pm solo mon: ARB that was a PRANA FART.
	3:29pm StringOFperils: They should have thrown in the janitor on that deal.
	3:30pm Sitori Fiodori: That's sitcom material. Okay, script writers, be sure to credit now after trolling the Jungle Room chats. ;)
	3:31pm coelacanth∅: Scott you CANT. it's what's for dinner.
	3:31pm Scott67: ÀRB, that fart story was funny. But America's Health Don't Care System is a sick joke!
	3:31pm coelacanth∅: Sitori @329 haha!
	🫙 3:32pm chresti: I've heard vitamin C and niacin helps THC and LSD freakouts.
	3:33pm Scott67: Coel, I will scatter some leftovers on a pizza. 💣💥🍕
	3:33pm coelacanth∅: Prahna Fart! i named my sister's dog Prahna. i've known Prahna Farts.
	3:33pm ARB: I used to get high off straight niacin, I think we've talked about the niacin flush here before.
	3:34pm ARB: I'm hosting a cacao ceremony after this, I promise it's not laced with flesh eating bacteria.
	3:34pm coelacanth∅: i have a low tolerance to niacin and it's not a high it's a LOW
	3:35pm coelacanth∅: Franco i misunderstood and thought your ladder mishap just happened
	3:35pm ARB: The Niacin flush was the cheapest way to get warm in my cold house in Minnesota
	3:35pm Andres: Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Don’t panic.
	3:35pm Sitori Fiodori: I have my towel.
	3:37pm plasticaisle: Just say no!
	3:37pm solo mon: LOL Prahna farts!
	3:37pm plasticaisle: Why would I listen to Nancy Reagan?
	3:37pm Andres: solo: Two of my kids at two different mic breaks heard your Hellloooo and stuck their head in the room and said to me ‘I thought that was you!’. :)
	3:37pm solo mon: Dont panic, you are not going insane.
	3:38pm ᴉɹopoᴉℲ ᴉɹoʇᴉS: Solo... I did it again. I'm upside down. Help.
	3:38pm solo mon: LOLLLL Andres.
	3:38pm coelacanth∅: i'd read about niacin's benefits and it mentioned nothing about the flush. i took a 500mg capsule at lunch break and was about to ask someone to take me to the hospital when another coworker walked in and asked a few questions. fortunately he knew about niacin.
	3:38pm solo mon: Otis W8W WH*TTTTT
	3:39pm Andres: This be plasticaisle bringing it again? Digging it!!!
	3:39pm plasticaisle: OMg that is a terrifying GIF. Very Ketamine. 😳
	3:39pm Scott67: That's not upside down Otis!
	3:39pm solo mon: YES plasticaisle killin it againnnn
	3:40pm plasticaisle: @andres THX!
	3:40pm notsoKWYET: Alo hey
	3:41pm solo mon: OOO NOTSO!
	3:41pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Trying to get back, now on my side.
	3:41pm coelacanth∅: (i guess i've been misspelling Prana. okay.)
	3:41pm plasticaisle: Hey NSK!
	3:41pm StringOFperils: This is all making me want to hit one of the ( insanely numerous) local dispensaries. All I want is to be good. Sigh.
	3:41pm solo mon: OTIS snorted too much marshmello mescaline
	3:41pm HyperDose: @Scott To answer your earlier question, much better thank you. Hope you're having a pleasant morning over there!
	3:42pm notsoKWYET: SOP - one day you can have some of my potent homegrown
	3:42pm Scott67: Otis I'm still on my side too!
	3:42pm StringOFperils: DIY. Smart.
	3:42pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: A common routine, mostly on the couch.
	3:43pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Hi notso. The only thing homegrown here is love.
	🫙 3:43pm chresti: I think there's a flush free version of niacin.
	3:43pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Hello Aisles of Plastic
	3:43pm Scott67: HyperD, good to hear mate! I'm good, better if Primal didn't now start at 5am here. 😎🤙
	3:44pm HyperDose: I just started getting my stuff from the source a few months ago. Insane potency. I feel sorry for all the kids nickel & diming for mids or paying $600/oz in NYC for those stupid designer mylar bags.
	3:44pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Helllllpppppp mmmemmmemmmmemmmemmEEMmmmemm
	3:45pm Scott67: G'day notso! 😎🤙
	3:45pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: I can't help it, I'm popping all the bubbles, is that okay?
	3:45pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: Okay, I have my cats
	3:46pm coelacanth∅: yeah i always wear bubble wrap. i always figured people were just wearing it under their clothes.
	3:46pm ᔕ𝄩⊣oᓓ𝄩 ╖𝄩oᗜoᓓ𝄩: They are purring and safe under the bubble wrap! Wow, my soul feels clean and my body is still dirty.
	3:46pm StringOFperils: Caution: Farting for 120 seconds while wearing bubble-wrap suit may result in injury or death.
	3:46pm HyperDose: Really hope you have some caps on those claws. The water hitting the bubble wrap would freak mine out enough to shred me into a Hawaiian flesh skirt.
	3:46pm Otis: You saved me! I am whole again! Bless you Plastic Mons! Franco, the farts played a grand part!
	3:46pm notsoKWYET: G’day Scott67
	3:47pm notsoKWYET: I love this music too
	3:47pm coelacanth∅: hey Otis! i thought we lost you there
	3:47pm Scott67: Otis!? Is that really you?
	3:48pm Franco Twinkie: Whatever ultimately happens, and this is the end of Sheenas as we know it, all I can say is it was a great ride. I can't imagine another place as much fun for the chemically adventurous to get together and tell their stories with a killer sound track. Thanks Solo, you are the best, truly.
	3:48pm Otis: Coel, I like 'Sitori Fiodori'... will use that handle again. If they make my screen name into a movie, you will get paid in full.
	3:49pm plasticaisle: @thanks NSK!
	3:49pm StringOFperils: What's all the demise of Sheena's inuendo outuendo?
	3:49pm Otis: Another awesome journey today and I only caught half of the show due to worky work work work. Thanks Plastic for joining in again this week. Fun times all.
	3:50pm coelacanth∅: wait a minute. Franco@348... what are you tawwwking about? ???
	3:50pm Phillippe Bastille: Just back from the store, hot dogs purchased for dinner! Mission accomplished!
	3:50pm Franco Twinkie: Otis, My story had no farts, that was Alina. She wins hands down. I didn't go to the hospital....that time.
	3:51pm Otis: Franco, I have a master set of keys here that open proverbial dimensions. We will continue onward in varying structures and one day take a long distance drive eating plums!
	3:51pm Otis: Oh yes Franco, your bubble wrap fart mantras saved me!
	3:51pm StringOFperils: Yep. The prana blowout takes the brass ring. Def.
	3:51pm Franco Twinkie: I rode it till I fell off, what can I say?
	3:52pm coelacanth∅: but Otis it probably should be "satori". the misspelling was because it was a perversion of your previous perversion...
	3:52pm Scott67: With all the Marathon talk of FMU family, & being such an important part of people's lives and sanity. Surely they won't fuck with a formula that's working!!??
	3:52pm Otis: One for the books. The day the world was presented with a $12,000 Fart. Soon to be a movie based on the book starring ______?
	3:53pm Otis: Updated on a sticky Coel, for a future chat moment.
	🫙 3:53pm chresti: Farting With The Stars, a new game show!
	3:53pm Andres: Thanks for hosting, solo!! Have a safe landing! Thank you, plasticaisle!! So great! Looking forward another dose sometime, I hope!
	3:54pm notsoKWYET: Mmm LSD Steak
	3:54pm Otis: I might have a shot on Farting With The Stars. Sign me up. Haaa chresti!
	3:54pm notsoKWYET: although to be honest I’m more of an LSD Steak Frites kinda guy
	3:54pm solo mon: Thanks for hanging out Andres always a pleasure to "see" you
	3:54pm Otis: Keep in mind too. Covid fartz are realz.
	3:55pm solo mon: trippin on prime rib right now notso
	3:55pm plasticaisle: I don't get people dosing people for no good reason.
	3:55pm StringOFperils: I got the AStraZeneca 2 hours ago!
	3:56pm plasticaisle: @SOP: woo hoo! Where are you? Not approved in the US yet.
	3:56pm coelacanth∅: is something happening to the sheena stream? adding to the non-art, commerce-oriented programming decisions of the main stream?
	3:56pm StringOFperils: Still waiting to get off. Think it was oreganowasser.
	3:56pm Scott67: Thank yoooouuu two! Solo & plasticaisle! & thanks to my bubble wrap of friends in a bruising world. 😎🤙🌏❤
	3:57pm solo mon: Wrap your troubles in bubbles Scott!
	3:57pm plasticaisle: This track is my new Spring jam.
	3:57pm StringOFperils: Toronto, plasticaisle.
	3:57pm coelacanth∅: i've popped all my bubbles
	3:57pm Franco Twinkie: Plasticaisle, The Great American is a good place to be high. Chresti and I saw Television there, in a very altered state.
	3:58pm solo mon: Otis, you should try out for that game show "The Masked Farter"
	3:58pm plasticaisle: @scott67 Thanks for listening!
	🫙 3:58pm WR: back onto work meeting, laters folks. (not that i commented much, was reading and listening while eating)
	🫙 3:59pm chresti: We don't know yet coel. Only rumors, we'll find out next week?
	3:59pm HyperDose: Thank you Solo & Plasticaisle! Primal Cha Cha Ice Cream forever!!
	3:59pm solo mon: also just want to note that ARB is the winner of bad trip stories.
	3:59pm Franco Twinkie: She is indeed!
	3:59pm Scott67: Bad trip, great faaaaart!!
	3:59pm notsoKWYET: Where is that story? Is it in the chat
	3:59pm StringOFperils: Yeah! Arb's story added more fibre.
	4:00pm HyperDose: Agreed! Present the crown!
	🫙 4:00pm chresti: Thanks solo mon! I tripped with Geza X once and he started looking like the Mona Lisa.
	4:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon and DJ Plasticaisle!
	4:00pm solo mon: TONE SWITCH
	4:01pm solo mon: thanks for listeninnnnnnnnn
	4:01pm Otis: Here Here, winner ARB! Happy afternoon to evening all. See you soon in another chat. Thanks Solo & Plasticaisle
	4:01pm HyperDose: @notsoKWYET it's at 3:16 in the chat
	4:01pm plasticaisle: I can't feel my arms!
	🫙 4:01pm chresti: Thanks Plasticaisle!
	4:01pm ARB: I won?
	4:01pm StringOFperils: Thank you Ice Cream Truck.
	4:01pm ARB: It was a contest?
	4:02pm StringOFperils: No. It was no contest at all.
	4:02pm Franco Twinkie: You did! Now get up and say something fitting of a champion.
	4:02pm ARB: My fart was grand enough for all of us, I would like to share my fart with all of you.
	4:02pm Otis: Only on the new hit TV show "Farting with the Stars"
	4:03pm coelacanth∅: that poor kid experienced ecstasy
	4:03pm notsoKWYET: Bahahaha just read it. That is fucked ... which is pretty standard for arbs stories. Did someone in turkey kidnap that fart?
	4:03pm Otis: chresti is the host
	4:03pm HyperDose: @ARB What else are mason jars for?
	4:04pm Otis: I feel like watching re-runs of Lidsville now.
	4:04pm Scott67: ÀRB, do we send self addressed snap seal baggies?
	4:05pm Franco Twinkie: This one is a reread later, Solo. After I'm High!
	4:05pm HyperDose: I luff you all <3
	4:05pm coelacanth∅: whoawhere am i?
	4:06pm StringOFperils: Walkies...
	4:06pm solo mon: Thanks everybuddddddyyyyyy
	4:06pm Andres: If only we’d had the technology and foresight to fill that bubble wrap with that fart. We need a time machine!
	🫙 4:06pm chresti: Wait, where are you dropping us off?
	4:06pm plasticaisle: Thanks for listening and chatting with us!
	4:07pm solo mon: LOLOLOL NOW iM building a time machine.
	4:07pm Otis: "self addressed snap seal baggies" ... Scott... haaaaa
	4:07pm StringOFperils: BBBffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
	4:08pm Scott67: I look forward to sniffing soon!
	4:08pm solo mon: BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
	4:09pm HyperDose: I LITERALLY just burped. Solo and I are universally in sync now.

Primal Ice Cream with Solo Mon: Playlist from March 25, 2021

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