WFMU: The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from March 19, 2021

Listener comments!
	9:48pm Constance De Witt: Good evening! We have bought a new washing machine! I hope it works!
	10:00pm ultradamno: C&L! Loving lovers of generous love
	10:01pm ultradamno: !
	10:01pm Leland Meadows: Good evening lovers!
	10:01pm TDK60: Good evening. I canceled another engagement just to attend tonight.
	10:01pm Franco Twinkie: Can I come over and do a load?
	10:02pm Scott67: G'day Lovvvvverrrrrrrssss! 🍷😎🤙🦉💜💜💜💜💜💜
	10:02pm Scott67: I did a load before I came!
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I bought my lard separator at Elvis Store!
	10:04pm Scott67: Very Noir in here!
	10:04pm ultradamno: Was there also an A a Ron a Pres and a Lee?
	10:05pm Cp304: they don't make they used too
	10:05pm chresti: Good evennig Constance and Lelend. Great day to get some loads in the wash.
	10:06pm Kat in Chicago: Hot Kenmore Action!
	10:06pm ultradamno: More...loads, I'm guessing
	10:06pm Leland Meadows: Oh, I'm starting to understand. I hope we made a good investment.
	10:06pm ultradamno: ...of satisfaction, of course, loads sure are satisfying
	10:06pm notsoKENMORE: i am satisfied...
	10:06pm Constance De Witt: Follow the instructions for more satisfactory results with your loads.
	10:07pm notsoKENMORE: liberal parts and service guarantee
	10:08pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: $50!!!!!!’???????
	10:08pm Scott67: My GE takes a very long time to do a load on Energy & Water Saver setting.
	10:08pm Cp304: Poor SEARS.. i shopped there til they closed the doors..
	10:08pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: SFL Sears For Life
	10:09pm Kat in Chicago: They turned one of our old Sears into condos, i think.
	10:09pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: Time travel appliances!
	10:09pm Scott67: I'm now in need of some Softener.
	10:09pm notsoKENMORE: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	10:09pm Franco Twinkie: I broke our washer making a batch of cement to fix the driveway and now I have to do the laundry in the storm drain. So I'll ask again - can I do a load at your house? I'll bring drugs and a whip.
	10:10pm ultradamno: CELEBRITY GUEST!
	10:11pm Scott67: Block your ears Constance!!
	10:12pm ultradamno: Offer Jean some coffee, she just woke up grumpy.
	10:12pm Cp304: see, the petals can fall in the tub and clog the spinners..
	10:13pm Scott67: Whatever you do, don't use it as a Salad Spinner!
	10:14pm TDK60: Jean, tell them not to put galoshes in.
	10:14pm Cp304: i didn't know dr fauci was a kenmore expert also
	10:14pm Kat in Chicago: The malfunctioning washer sounds kind of like my immersion blender
	10:14pm Scott67: Plushy lint is your problem!
	10:14pm notsoKENMORE: agreed Kat lol
	10:15pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti, get those keys of heroin off the top of the washer, this repairperson sound like trouble....what?...we have a Maytag? Never mind.
	10:15pm Kat in Chicago: notsoKENMORE hahaha
	10:17pm chresti: Learning a lot about washing loads.
	10:17pm ultradamno: Taking all those loads and still wound up trapped in an evatone soundsheet? That's not a great retirement plan
	10:18pm TDK60: Is that a Massachusetts accent, Jean?
	10:18pm notsoKENMORE: KANSAS AND LELORD HAHAHHAA
	10:18pm ultradamno: I just hope Jean doesn't wind up trapped in a Bounce drier sheet.
	10:19pm Cp304: those birds.. loads of fun
	10:19pm ultradamno: errr, dryer sheet
	10:20pm chresti: I put your keys in the washer, Franco.
	10:21pm TDK60: ϝՐᾃnↄ0!
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: Give them genital warts. They'll always remember you.
	10:21pm chresti: Oh my, sounds lovely.
	10:23pm chresti: Haha notso, I missed that one.
	10:24pm Cp304: them things got no chance in a kenmore Franco
	10:25pm Scott67: Music for this Bachelor is, Click, hiss, ahhh! Glug glug! 🍺😎🤙
	10:25pm ultradamno: I wonder if Astaire and Rogers are stuck in a Criterion Blu-Ray somewhere...
	10:25pm Kat in Chicago: Scott67, that's music for some of us bachelorettes too
	10:26pm notsoKENMORE: Bubba Kush is such a good Drag King name
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: Does Sears have a dial-a-ride service for driving challenged shoppers?
	10:26pm Don-O: Fuck Me Porker!
	10:27pm Scott67: Cheers Kat! 🍻😎🤙
	10:27pm Kat in Chicago: clink cheers Scott!
	10:27pm Don-O: Oh, Jane Mansfield for strip porker!
	10:27pm ultradamno: Well, that was Gloria's moneymaker right there.
	10:28pm ultradamno: Aristocrats, sounds classy.
	10:29pm Don-O: BTW, a repeat of this mornings Aloha Friday (EZ radio airchecks edition) will be played after this card game.
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Fuck me bloody on the courtesy counter next to womens wear.
	10:29pm Scott67: That pack ruffle sounded like a wet fart!.... or was that me? 💩?
	10:29pm Scott67: Dildo!!
	10:30pm Don-O: This is a John Waters porker game gone wrong....
	10:30pm ultradamno: Personal massager, flexi discs are a cramped space.
	10:30pm Franco Twinkie: I think it's a tampon Leland, throw it on the floor!
	10:31pm TDK60: Is the cycle done?
	10:31pm Scott67: Don't set that thing to hammer drill!
	10:32pm Scott67: Pulse!
	10:32pm ultradamno: Damn, Leland, taking that away from Jean Shaw? Braver man than I.
	10:33pm Scott67: Glove up Lovers!
	10:33pm chresti: HA
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: Flexi dicks!?!
	10:34pm Don-O: This Fucker Is Burning!
	10:35pm Franco Twinkie: I bet she knows a thing or two about Jello molds.
	10:35pm notsoKENMORE: "i don't know what that means"
	10:35pm ultradamno: I know there is a film called All About Gloria Leonard that might provide clues how to help Jean with this...
	10:35pm Scott67: Means they don't do meat!
	10:36pm chresti: Blue lights, right?
	10:37pm chresti: That's our couch!
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Before you lock her in the basement see if she can fix the transmission on a Ford Taurus.
	10:37pm Kat in Chicago: Cheese stains?
	10:38pm Cp304: an SHO? or the 3 litre Franco?
	10:39pm Scott67: Penis Pollock!
	10:39pm chresti: They're versions, versions don't make stains
	10:39pm Franco Twinkie: These folks sound to prissy not to know about having a dedicated cum rag.
	10:39pm Scott67: Jackoff Pollock then?
	10:40pm chresti: Leaky Leach
	10:40pm StringOFperils: Heh heh.
	10:40pm Scott67: Those Sheena's People are filthy!
	10:41pm ultradamno: Robin Leach thought of ideas? This story is already full of holes
	10:41pm StringOFperils: Lemonheads
	10:41pm Kat in Chicago: I haven't laughed this much in weeks.
	10:41pm WR: Head cheese?
	10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Wait, that's not a Ford Taurus, it's a Toyota forklift. Nevermind.
	10:42pm chresti: Kat, I know, right?
	10:42pm Scott67: Squeezy Cheese!
	10:42pm StringOFperils: Somebody's gonna need cough drops after this one.
	10:43pm Scott67: Who's laughing, this is a training tape.
	10:43pm notsoKWYET: I have been looking for this record!
	10:44pm Franco Twinkie: I fess up, I haven't been hosing your sofa, that's Twinkie spunk on the throw pillows.
	10:44pm ultradamno: Jean is going to have enlightened thoughts on this subject
	10:44pm Scott67: Someone's had Cough Drops before they started. Many many drops!
	10:44pm TDK60: Jean, Den 4 awaits, way down below, below 3.
	10:45pm notsoKWYET: oh shit... I think I made a mistake in my pledge... lol it was supposed to be 25 one time... not 25 a month ---
	10:45pm chresti: Deal with it, flexi dix
	10:46pm Scott67: Forgeddabouditt!
	10:46pm Scott67: Joe is on speed dial.
	10:47pm WR: oops, notsoKWYET, wonder how many have been caught by them defaulting the wizard to monthly.
	10:47pm Cp304: he's cummin, he's gots lot's of loads ahead of ya's
	10:47pm ultradamno: I'd think Jayne's head would have been the least transplantable thing about her.
	10:47pm Scott67: I'm still listed as Billing Address, American Samoa.
	10:48pm Kat in Chicago: I almost did that too, notsoKWYET. Joe McG can get it sorted jmcgasko@wfmu.org
	10:48pm Constance De Witt: Notso we will make sure you get love is a drag
	10:49pm StringOFperils: You can teach children English.
	10:49pm Scott67: We didn't see that Constance! 👍😎
	10:49pm WR: seems other pledges coming in
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: Hot cereal is good for people, so are clean socks.
	10:50pm notsoKWYET: i made a huge mistake --- it's all me WR --- lol
	10:50pm StringOFperils: Relationship with taint...yeah....saw that coming...
	10:50pm Kat in Chicago: Yeah I just threw in a few extra bucks because this is so much fun
	10:50pm Scott67: What's English?
	10:51pm notsoKWYET: it was all those immersion blender vibes kat
	10:51pm StringOFperils: Itz wot dis hee-ahh crusty fuk is tawkin right heeah now
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: You tripped on the extension cord?
	10:51pm Scott67: Fully Immersive indeed!
	10:51pm Kat in Chicago: I do enjoy my immersion blender, notso.
	10:52pm Kat in Chicago: (but not like that!)
	10:52pm notsoKWYET: of course Jean Shaw is a Breatharian... it's so obvious now that I heard it
	10:52pm ultradamno: He looks nice larrykenemorejr.com
	10:52pm Franco Twinkie: Give her a roof shingle slathered with hot mustard!
	10:54pm StringOFperils: How bout a flexi disc pizza with extra Kools and Kents on top
	10:55pm Scott67: Eye is geddin emphifuckenseeeems juz lisnin heyar!!
	10:55pm chresti: Franco and I can sleep in our campers.
	10:55pm Franco Twinkie: Make her stay on the carpet square!
	10:56pm Don-O: I suspect this whole this is a tad creepy......
	10:56pm StringOFperils: Get on the Bugs Bunny elevator. Going down. Try that once.
	10:57pm Don-O: POTATOES!!!!!!
	10:57pm Scott67: Don't let Leyland sleep!!!!
	10:57pm ultradamno: I don't think the megachurch will be any match for Jean Shaw
	10:57pm Listener Robert: Is this improv or scripted?
	10:58pm StringOFperils: It's scrapted.
	10:58pm Benito Shaw: Is my brother still here?
	10:58pm Constance De Witt: Improv haha
	10:58pm Don-O: Aloha Friday EZ radio coming up after this!!!
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: I wouldn't take that whore to church unless she washed her ass with bleach first.
	10:58pm ultradamno: I think it's just happening
	10:58pm Scott67: BRAFUCKENVO!!! 🌺🌻🌷🌼⚘🥀🗑
	10:58pm Cp304: spuds up, yams down Don-O
	10:59pm Kat in Chicago: staying tuned, Don-O
	10:59pm StringOFperils: This stain will never come out.
	10:59pm TDK60: The cycle is over, time for the dryer.
	10:59pm chresti: Jean sounds monk-like, nearly, the singing.
	11:00pm notsoKWYET: this was so good... Brilliant Constance, leland and Jean
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Tee hee hee
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: What say we start on the Easter candy a little early?
	11:00pm Scott67: Oh My!!! 🏠
	11:00pm Kat in Chicago: "We should bring our house keys!"[trouble ensues]
	11:01pm Scott67: 💜🖤❤💛💚💙💋💋💋
	11:01pm StringOFperils: Something just prolapsed at the FCC
	11:01pm Franco Twinkie: So, about that load of laundry?
	11:01pm ultradamno: Jean will like that party, I hope she's invited.
	11:01pm Leland Meadows: You are all invited to come to the key party next week. We will find out more this week. Sound like it will be delightful.
	11:01pm Constance De Witt: Thank you for listening!
	11:02pm chresti: WYAWAWW! Wonderful warm show!, Thank you dears!
	11:02pm Scott67: Lucky it's just the interweb!!
	11:02pm Kat in Chicago: Thank you, human DJs
	11:02pm Scott67: No!!! Don save us!!!;
	11:02pm StringOFperils: Pass the hand sanitizer pleez
	11:02pm Don-O: ....later.....
	11:03pm Don-O: The EZ continues......
	11:04pm Scott67: So can we stay here Don, or find your chat somewhere else?
	11:05pm Cp304: loads of anti knock
	11:05pm chresti: There's still time in the show meter.
	11:06pm Kat in Chicago: "More whistle for your missile"... wow.
	11:06pm Cp304: lol Kat
	11:06pm Don-O: Oh, this chat/comment is continuing as well? Okay....
	11:06pm Scott67: Been years now since anyone even giggled over it Kat.
	11:07pm Kat in Chicago: He did NOT just say "probing golden shafts."
	11:07pm StringOFperils: Probing shafts of pulsing throbbing serenades for your withering pressure.
	11:07pm chresti: This is fantastic.
	11:07pm Scott67: I fucken hope so Don.
	11:07pm Cp304: i thought shats, but it's racy
	11:08pm Kat in Chicago: Shafts of sunlight. I think.
	11:08pm Scott67: Totally shafted!
	11:09pm chresti: For a second I read Music for Bachelors as Music for Blenders.
	11:09pm Kat in Chicago: Hey, blenders need music too.
	11:10pm StringOFperils: Time to slip into a warm tub of Percodan.
	11:11pm Scott67: Musical Blenders! My next Alcoholic Album Title. 👍😎🍹
	11:12pm Cp304: Henri's orchestra is on point
	11:12pm Kat in Chicago: Bryce's show on the mothership was described by a disgruntled listener as "marbles in a blender" and he did a pledge premium t-shirt based on that
	11:13pm Cp304: would make a nice blends album title Scott67
	11:14pm Scott67: G'day Cp304, sorry I didn't abuse you earlier, I had my hands full here. How's your Linesperson Field Recording coming along? 👍😎
	11:15pm joe: Anybody know the current track?
	11:16pm Cp304: well scott, unfortunately, i stayed up too late sipping beverages.. as usual, and ran out the door without the tascam.. so.. that idea came and went..
	11:16pm Scott67: Soulful Sultana Sounds I think Joe.
	11:17pm Little Danny: Hi Constance, hi Leland, hi fronds.
	11:17pm Cp304: ello Lil D
	11:18pm Constance De Witt: Hey LD. We’re wrapping up but we’re leaving the comment board open
	11:18pm Scott67: Cp304, know that feeling mate. I don't run out the door, just forget moments of creative genius while at home. 😎🤙
	11:18pm Cp304: smootches constance to you, Aowl, leland, and lil chrip
	11:18pm Don-O: I wish Mark Time was here, he's tell you who's what on this set. Thanks to Constance for keep this room open a little longer.
	11:19pm Scott67: Don't go nowhere, we are still live in here!
	11:20pm Kat in Chicago: This is Aloha Friday After Dark. I'll be retiring myself in a bit but will be listening at bedside because I'm a sucker for these old airchecks.
	11:21pm Cp304: @ scott, i pinch myself everytime I think of george carlin saying in some interview one time.. when you think of random shit, WRITE IT DOWN RIGHT THEN!
	11:22pm chresti: Thanks for the extra, Don and Mark! Goodnight everyone!
	11:22pm Kat in Chicago: good night chresti!
	11:23pm Constance De Witt: Good night chresti !
	11:23pm Scott67: I used to Droid Bro, but now the beer & ADHD drive th sho.... what's that over there I must play with it.... Sorry what were you saying?
	11:25pm Scott67: G'night Kat & chresti! ✌😎🤙
	11:25pm Cp304: Don-O when was this?
	11:27pm Scott67: Too bloody early in the morning for me today Cp304.
	11:30pm Cp304: frere jaques frere jaques omg omg
	11:32pm Scott67: G'day Don's Ghost! 🌺😎🤙🍍🌴
	11:33pm Cp304: raise that fader just a touch don-o
	11:34pm Scott67: Gonna hang here until the squirrel bloats at midnight..
	11:36pm Scott67: He can't hear/read you Cp!
	11:37pm Hank De Witt: good night torchers!
	11:38pm Cp304: copy.. btw, speakin of squirrels, i got the biggest red squirrel ever ova here.. i gotta get a pick, it was on the mauberry tree today chompin at sprouts that aint even sprouted yet.. i never seen the beat
	11:38pm Constance De Witt: Hank! I saw an old video of you with your old band!
	11:43pm Leland Meadows: Keeping the chat alive until it fizzles. Happy weekend all!
	11:45pm Franco Twinkie: Hi Good Evening Don, this is very soothing in a completely non-ironic way. I don't know how old you are, but I know you grew up in L.A. Remember KPOL?
	11:48pm Cp304: happy weekend leland, mine starts tomorrow after 6pm eastern
	11:52pm Scott67: Cp304, Red Squirrel? I thoght you were in the US?
	11:53pm Cp304: yeah, smack dab in middle of WV,OH,Ky
	11:54pm Scott67: Thanks Otis & Sondy. 👍😎💜💜
	11:55pm Cp304: @Don-O.. gold stuff bro tonight.. gold stuff.. gonna keep the recorder on
	11:56pm Scott67: So you have Red Squirrel? The American Greys are endangering the Reds in Britain. They must've attained a balance in the States.
	11:58pm Cp304: hell scott, someone imported black squirrels over in a township in OH, they eat chain fence.. destroy our cable main line.. a constant struggle keepin internets stable
	12:00am Scott67: Black Squirrel?
	12:00am Cp304: don-o said, "he died in the studio, and his time slot became available" lol
	12:02am Cp304: scott im not shittin ya, i've had em jump out of phone boot's at me when i'm 20+ ft in the air and come at me while on the ladder.. fuck those things
	12:07am Scott67: Sounds like Possums down here! Okay I'm off to poke a dead Squirrel now. Seeya round Cp30 👍😎

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March 19, 2021: I Dream of Jean Shaw

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Artist	Track	Album	Year	Approx. start time
Music behind DJ: Constance and Leland	At Home "At Home" by "Constance and Leland"			0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Jean Shaw	Get More From Your Kenmore	Get More From Your Kenmore	1965	0:05:20 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Jean Shaw	Magic "Magic" by "Jean Shaw"			0:09:12 (Pop-up)
Henri Rene and His Orchestra	Easy To Love	Music for Bachelors	1956	0:21:48 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:48pm Constance De Witt: Good evening! We have bought a new washing machine! I hope it works!
	10:00pm ultradamno: C&L! Loving lovers of generous love
	10:01pm ultradamno: !
	10:01pm Leland Meadows: Good evening lovers!
	10:01pm TDK60: Good evening. I canceled another engagement just to attend tonight.
	10:01pm Franco Twinkie: Can I come over and do a load?
	10:02pm Scott67: G'day Lovvvvverrrrrrrssss! 🍷😎🤙🦉💜💜💜💜💜💜
	10:02pm Scott67: I did a load before I came!
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: I bought my lard separator at Elvis Store!
	10:04pm Scott67: Very Noir in here!
	10:04pm ultradamno: Was there also an A a Ron a Pres and a Lee?
	10:05pm Cp304: they don't make they used too
	10:05pm chresti: Good evennig Constance and Lelend. Great day to get some loads in the wash.
	10:06pm Kat in Chicago: Hot Kenmore Action!
	10:06pm ultradamno: More...loads, I'm guessing
	10:06pm Leland Meadows: Oh, I'm starting to understand. I hope we made a good investment.
	10:06pm ultradamno: ...of satisfaction, of course, loads sure are satisfying
	10:06pm notsoKENMORE: i am satisfied...
	10:06pm Constance De Witt: Follow the instructions for more satisfactory results with your loads.
	10:07pm notsoKENMORE: liberal parts and service guarantee
	10:08pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: $50!!!!!!’???????
	10:08pm Scott67: My GE takes a very long time to do a load on Energy & Water Saver setting.
	10:08pm Cp304: Poor SEARS.. i shopped there til they closed the doors..
	10:08pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: SFL Sears For Life
	10:09pm Kat in Chicago: They turned one of our old Sears into condos, i think.
	10:09pm Daybreak & The Post Pledge Glow: Time travel appliances!
	10:09pm Scott67: I'm now in need of some Softener.
	10:09pm notsoKENMORE: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
	10:09pm Franco Twinkie: I broke our washer making a batch of cement to fix the driveway and now I have to do the laundry in the storm drain. So I'll ask again - can I do a load at your house? I'll bring drugs and a whip.
	10:10pm ultradamno: CELEBRITY GUEST!
	10:11pm Scott67: Block your ears Constance!!
	10:12pm ultradamno: Offer Jean some coffee, she just woke up grumpy.
	10:12pm Cp304: see, the petals can fall in the tub and clog the spinners..
	10:13pm Scott67: Whatever you do, don't use it as a Salad Spinner!
	10:14pm TDK60: Jean, tell them not to put galoshes in.
	10:14pm Cp304: i didn't know dr fauci was a kenmore expert also
	10:14pm Kat in Chicago: The malfunctioning washer sounds kind of like my immersion blender
	10:14pm Scott67: Plushy lint is your problem!
	10:14pm notsoKENMORE: agreed Kat lol
	10:15pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti, get those keys of heroin off the top of the washer, this repairperson sound like trouble....what?...we have a Maytag? Never mind.
	10:15pm Kat in Chicago: notsoKENMORE hahaha
	10:17pm chresti: Learning a lot about washing loads.
	10:17pm ultradamno: Taking all those loads and still wound up trapped in an evatone soundsheet? That's not a great retirement plan
	10:18pm TDK60: Is that a Massachusetts accent, Jean?
	10:18pm notsoKENMORE: KANSAS AND LELORD HAHAHHAA
	10:18pm ultradamno: I just hope Jean doesn't wind up trapped in a Bounce drier sheet.
	10:19pm Cp304: those birds.. loads of fun
	10:19pm ultradamno: errr, dryer sheet
	10:20pm chresti: I put your keys in the washer, Franco.
	10:21pm TDK60: ϝՐᾃnↄ0!
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: Give them genital warts. They'll always remember you.
	10:21pm chresti: Oh my, sounds lovely.
	10:23pm chresti: Haha notso, I missed that one.
	10:24pm Cp304: them things got no chance in a kenmore Franco
	10:25pm Scott67: Music for this Bachelor is, Click, hiss, ahhh! Glug glug! 🍺😎🤙
	10:25pm ultradamno: I wonder if Astaire and Rogers are stuck in a Criterion Blu-Ray somewhere...
	10:25pm Kat in Chicago: Scott67, that's music for some of us bachelorettes too
	10:26pm notsoKENMORE: Bubba Kush is such a good Drag King name
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: Does Sears have a dial-a-ride service for driving challenged shoppers?
	10:26pm Don-O: Fuck Me Porker!
	10:27pm Scott67: Cheers Kat! 🍻😎🤙
	10:27pm Kat in Chicago: clink cheers Scott!
	10:27pm Don-O: Oh, Jane Mansfield for strip porker!
	10:27pm ultradamno: Well, that was Gloria's moneymaker right there.
	10:28pm ultradamno: Aristocrats, sounds classy.
	10:29pm Don-O: BTW, a repeat of this mornings Aloha Friday (EZ radio airchecks edition) will be played after this card game.
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: Fuck me bloody on the courtesy counter next to womens wear.
	10:29pm Scott67: That pack ruffle sounded like a wet fart!.... or was that me? 💩?
	10:29pm Scott67: Dildo!!
	10:30pm Don-O: This is a John Waters porker game gone wrong....
	10:30pm ultradamno: Personal massager, flexi discs are a cramped space.
	10:30pm Franco Twinkie: I think it's a tampon Leland, throw it on the floor!
	10:31pm TDK60: Is the cycle done?
	10:31pm Scott67: Don't set that thing to hammer drill!
	10:32pm Scott67: Pulse!
	10:32pm ultradamno: Damn, Leland, taking that away from Jean Shaw? Braver man than I.
	10:33pm Scott67: Glove up Lovers!
	10:33pm chresti: HA
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: Flexi dicks!?!
	10:34pm Don-O: This Fucker Is Burning!
	10:35pm Franco Twinkie: I bet she knows a thing or two about Jello molds.
	10:35pm notsoKENMORE: "i don't know what that means"
	10:35pm ultradamno: I know there is a film called All About Gloria Leonard that might provide clues how to help Jean with this...
	10:35pm Scott67: Means they don't do meat!
	10:36pm chresti: Blue lights, right?
	10:37pm chresti: That's our couch!
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Before you lock her in the basement see if she can fix the transmission on a Ford Taurus.
	10:37pm Kat in Chicago: Cheese stains?
	10:38pm Cp304: an SHO? or the 3 litre Franco?
	10:39pm Scott67: Penis Pollock!
	10:39pm chresti: They're versions, versions don't make stains
	10:39pm Franco Twinkie: These folks sound to prissy not to know about having a dedicated cum rag.
	10:39pm Scott67: Jackoff Pollock then?
	10:40pm chresti: Leaky Leach
	10:40pm StringOFperils: Heh heh.
	10:40pm Scott67: Those Sheena's People are filthy!
	10:41pm ultradamno: Robin Leach thought of ideas? This story is already full of holes
	10:41pm StringOFperils: Lemonheads
	10:41pm Kat in Chicago: I haven't laughed this much in weeks.
	10:41pm WR: Head cheese?
	10:41pm Franco Twinkie: Wait, that's not a Ford Taurus, it's a Toyota forklift. Nevermind.
	10:42pm chresti: Kat, I know, right?
	10:42pm Scott67: Squeezy Cheese!
	10:42pm StringOFperils: Somebody's gonna need cough drops after this one.
	10:43pm Scott67: Who's laughing, this is a training tape.
	10:43pm notsoKWYET: I have been looking for this record!
	10:44pm Franco Twinkie: I fess up, I haven't been hosing your sofa, that's Twinkie spunk on the throw pillows.
	10:44pm ultradamno: Jean is going to have enlightened thoughts on this subject
	10:44pm Scott67: Someone's had Cough Drops before they started. Many many drops!
	10:44pm TDK60: Jean, Den 4 awaits, way down below, below 3.
	10:45pm notsoKWYET: oh shit... I think I made a mistake in my pledge... lol it was supposed to be 25 one time... not 25 a month ---
	10:45pm chresti: Deal with it, flexi dix
	10:46pm Scott67: Forgeddabouditt!
	10:46pm Scott67: Joe is on speed dial.
	10:47pm WR: oops, notsoKWYET, wonder how many have been caught by them defaulting the wizard to monthly.
	10:47pm Cp304: he's cummin, he's gots lot's of loads ahead of ya's
	10:47pm ultradamno: I'd think Jayne's head would have been the least transplantable thing about her.
	10:47pm Scott67: I'm still listed as Billing Address, American Samoa.
	10:48pm Kat in Chicago: I almost did that too, notsoKWYET. Joe McG can get it sorted jmcgasko@wfmu.org
	10:48pm Constance De Witt: Notso we will make sure you get love is a drag
	10:49pm StringOFperils: You can teach children English.
	10:49pm Scott67: We didn't see that Constance! 👍😎
	10:49pm WR: seems other pledges coming in
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: Hot cereal is good for people, so are clean socks.
	10:50pm notsoKWYET: i made a huge mistake --- it's all me WR --- lol
	10:50pm StringOFperils: Relationship with taint...yeah....saw that coming...
	10:50pm Kat in Chicago: Yeah I just threw in a few extra bucks because this is so much fun
	10:50pm Scott67: What's English?
	10:51pm notsoKWYET: it was all those immersion blender vibes kat
	10:51pm StringOFperils: Itz wot dis hee-ahh crusty fuk is tawkin right heeah now
	10:51pm Franco Twinkie: You tripped on the extension cord?
	10:51pm Scott67: Fully Immersive indeed!
	10:51pm Kat in Chicago: I do enjoy my immersion blender, notso.
	10:52pm Kat in Chicago: (but not like that!)
	10:52pm notsoKWYET: of course Jean Shaw is a Breatharian... it's so obvious now that I heard it
	10:52pm ultradamno: He looks nice larrykenemorejr.com
	10:52pm Franco Twinkie: Give her a roof shingle slathered with hot mustard!
	10:54pm StringOFperils: How bout a flexi disc pizza with extra Kools and Kents on top
	10:55pm Scott67: Eye is geddin emphifuckenseeeems juz lisnin heyar!!
	10:55pm chresti: Franco and I can sleep in our campers.
	10:55pm Franco Twinkie: Make her stay on the carpet square!
	10:56pm Don-O: I suspect this whole this is a tad creepy......
	10:56pm StringOFperils: Get on the Bugs Bunny elevator. Going down. Try that once.
	10:57pm Don-O: POTATOES!!!!!!
	10:57pm Scott67: Don't let Leyland sleep!!!!
	10:57pm ultradamno: I don't think the megachurch will be any match for Jean Shaw
	10:57pm Listener Robert: Is this improv or scripted?
	10:58pm StringOFperils: It's scrapted.
	10:58pm Benito Shaw: Is my brother still here?
	10:58pm Constance De Witt: Improv haha
	10:58pm Don-O: Aloha Friday EZ radio coming up after this!!!
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: I wouldn't take that whore to church unless she washed her ass with bleach first.
	10:58pm ultradamno: I think it's just happening
	10:58pm Scott67: BRAFUCKENVO!!! 🌺🌻🌷🌼⚘🥀🗑
	10:58pm Cp304: spuds up, yams down Don-O
	10:59pm Kat in Chicago: staying tuned, Don-O
	10:59pm StringOFperils: This stain will never come out.
	10:59pm TDK60: The cycle is over, time for the dryer.
	10:59pm chresti: Jean sounds monk-like, nearly, the singing.
	11:00pm notsoKWYET: this was so good... Brilliant Constance, leland and Jean
	11:00pm StringOFperils: Tee hee hee
	11:00pm Franco Twinkie: What say we start on the Easter candy a little early?
	11:00pm Scott67: Oh My!!! 🏠
	11:00pm Kat in Chicago: "We should bring our house keys!"[trouble ensues]
	11:01pm Scott67: 💜🖤❤💛💚💙💋💋💋
	11:01pm StringOFperils: Something just prolapsed at the FCC
	11:01pm Franco Twinkie: So, about that load of laundry?
	11:01pm ultradamno: Jean will like that party, I hope she's invited.
	11:01pm Leland Meadows: You are all invited to come to the key party next week. We will find out more this week. Sound like it will be delightful.
	11:01pm Constance De Witt: Thank you for listening!
	11:02pm chresti: WYAWAWW! Wonderful warm show!, Thank you dears!
	11:02pm Scott67: Lucky it's just the interweb!!
	11:02pm Kat in Chicago: Thank you, human DJs
	11:02pm Scott67: No!!! Don save us!!!;
	11:02pm StringOFperils: Pass the hand sanitizer pleez
	11:02pm Don-O: ....later.....
	11:03pm Don-O: The EZ continues......
	11:04pm Scott67: So can we stay here Don, or find your chat somewhere else?
	11:05pm Cp304: loads of anti knock
	11:05pm chresti: There's still time in the show meter.
	11:06pm Kat in Chicago: "More whistle for your missile"... wow.
	11:06pm Cp304: lol Kat
	11:06pm Don-O: Oh, this chat/comment is continuing as well? Okay....
	11:06pm Scott67: Been years now since anyone even giggled over it Kat.
	11:07pm Kat in Chicago: He did NOT just say "probing golden shafts."
	11:07pm StringOFperils: Probing shafts of pulsing throbbing serenades for your withering pressure.
	11:07pm chresti: This is fantastic.
	11:07pm Scott67: I fucken hope so Don.
	11:07pm Cp304: i thought shats, but it's racy
	11:08pm Kat in Chicago: Shafts of sunlight. I think.
	11:08pm Scott67: Totally shafted!
	11:09pm chresti: For a second I read Music for Bachelors as Music for Blenders.
	11:09pm Kat in Chicago: Hey, blenders need music too.
	11:10pm StringOFperils: Time to slip into a warm tub of Percodan.
	11:11pm Scott67: Musical Blenders! My next Alcoholic Album Title. 👍😎🍹
	11:12pm Cp304: Henri's orchestra is on point
	11:12pm Kat in Chicago: Bryce's show on the mothership was described by a disgruntled listener as "marbles in a blender" and he did a pledge premium t-shirt based on that
	11:13pm Cp304: would make a nice blends album title Scott67
	11:14pm Scott67: G'day Cp304, sorry I didn't abuse you earlier, I had my hands full here. How's your Linesperson Field Recording coming along? 👍😎
	11:15pm joe: Anybody know the current track?
	11:16pm Cp304: well scott, unfortunately, i stayed up too late sipping beverages.. as usual, and ran out the door without the tascam.. so.. that idea came and went..
	11:16pm Scott67: Soulful Sultana Sounds I think Joe.
	11:17pm Little Danny: Hi Constance, hi Leland, hi fronds.
	11:17pm Cp304: ello Lil D
	11:18pm Constance De Witt: Hey LD. We’re wrapping up but we’re leaving the comment board open
	11:18pm Scott67: Cp304, know that feeling mate. I don't run out the door, just forget moments of creative genius while at home. 😎🤙
	11:18pm Cp304: smootches constance to you, Aowl, leland, and lil chrip
	11:18pm Don-O: I wish Mark Time was here, he's tell you who's what on this set. Thanks to Constance for keep this room open a little longer.
	11:19pm Scott67: Don't go nowhere, we are still live in here!
	11:20pm Kat in Chicago: This is Aloha Friday After Dark. I'll be retiring myself in a bit but will be listening at bedside because I'm a sucker for these old airchecks.
	11:21pm Cp304: @ scott, i pinch myself everytime I think of george carlin saying in some interview one time.. when you think of random shit, WRITE IT DOWN RIGHT THEN!
	11:22pm chresti: Thanks for the extra, Don and Mark! Goodnight everyone!
	11:22pm Kat in Chicago: good night chresti!
	11:23pm Constance De Witt: Good night chresti !
	11:23pm Scott67: I used to Droid Bro, but now the beer & ADHD drive th sho.... what's that over there I must play with it.... Sorry what were you saying?
	11:25pm Scott67: G'night Kat & chresti! ✌😎🤙
	11:25pm Cp304: Don-O when was this?
	11:27pm Scott67: Too bloody early in the morning for me today Cp304.
	11:30pm Cp304: frere jaques frere jaques omg omg
	11:32pm Scott67: G'day Don's Ghost! 🌺😎🤙🍍🌴
	11:33pm Cp304: raise that fader just a touch don-o
	11:34pm Scott67: Gonna hang here until the squirrel bloats at midnight..
	11:36pm Scott67: He can't hear/read you Cp!
	11:37pm Hank De Witt: good night torchers!
	11:38pm Cp304: copy.. btw, speakin of squirrels, i got the biggest red squirrel ever ova here.. i gotta get a pick, it was on the mauberry tree today chompin at sprouts that aint even sprouted yet.. i never seen the beat
	11:38pm Constance De Witt: Hank! I saw an old video of you with your old band!
	11:43pm Leland Meadows: Keeping the chat alive until it fizzles. Happy weekend all!
	11:45pm Franco Twinkie: Hi Good Evening Don, this is very soothing in a completely non-ironic way. I don't know how old you are, but I know you grew up in L.A. Remember KPOL?
	11:48pm Cp304: happy weekend leland, mine starts tomorrow after 6pm eastern
	11:52pm Scott67: Cp304, Red Squirrel? I thoght you were in the US?
	11:53pm Cp304: yeah, smack dab in middle of WV,OH,Ky
	11:54pm Scott67: Thanks Otis & Sondy. 👍😎💜💜
	11:55pm Cp304: @Don-O.. gold stuff bro tonight.. gold stuff.. gonna keep the recorder on
	11:56pm Scott67: So you have Red Squirrel? The American Greys are endangering the Reds in Britain. They must've attained a balance in the States.
	11:58pm Cp304: hell scott, someone imported black squirrels over in a township in OH, they eat chain fence.. destroy our cable main line.. a constant struggle keepin internets stable
	12:00am Scott67: Black Squirrel?
	12:00am Cp304: don-o said, "he died in the studio, and his time slot became available" lol
	12:02am Cp304: scott im not shittin ya, i've had em jump out of phone boot's at me when i'm 20+ ft in the air and come at me while on the ladder.. fuck those things
	12:07am Scott67: Sounds like Possums down here! Okay I'm off to poke a dead Squirrel now. Seeya round Cp30 👍😎

The Torch Is Burning with Constance DeWitt and Leland Meadows: Playlist from March 19, 2021

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